Villain in Equestria.

>>27898004
I'm going to help Equestria and ask Luna to adopt me. Maybe make her turn me into a small colt. I'm so evil.

I also might throw a rock at that bakery that said I couldn't have that desert.

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>>27898004
I'd be DIO because literally no magic can counter the ability to stop time.

>>27898004
I unscrew all the salt and pepper shakers in all of the pony restaurants.

>>27898004

Cape-swishing, moustache twirling and general skullduggery. I'd recruit the most inept crew, a buck-toothed changeling, a lurch-looking diamond dog and maybe Derpy. We'd try to be the best crime gang, but often fail and accidentally fix more problems than we cause. Tune in every Saturday morning.

>>27898013
except for other time magic?

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>>27898085
That's pretty salty

>>27898004
I am The Cake Thief.

I practiced my craft all around Equestria and in lands beyond. I have taken from right under the noses of ponies, gryphons, minotaurs, and once even pilfered from a dragon.

When not even the great Pinkie Pie could stop me, I knew I was ready. Ready for the greatest challenge for one like me.

I must steal that which is most precious from Celestia herself.

I must deny her the sweet release of Cake.

>>27898166
I imagine a skinny sly cooper like Anon, using his tie as his mask with holes cut out for his eyes. I imagine him wielding a giant cake fork too!

>>27898004
I poop on the seat of Celestias throne.
And she sits on it.

I am the Pooping Bandit.
nd my justice will free this nation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGAjraoP8s

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I'll be spending most of my time kidnapping Rarity.