Sexy nurse

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This thread is now about the victorious Hitler.

Time to derail this topic with a discussion about foreskin

>>27896469
cut > cut off dick >>> uncut

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>>27896460

>>27896650
2194 world ends confirmed

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>>27896667
GOD DAMN IT I WAS ONE OFF

>>27896580
/Thread

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>>27896667
rest in pepperoni

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>>27896468
>Hitler
>victorious

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>>27896667

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Sweet loving nurse

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>>27900915
m-more senpai

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>>27900944

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>>27900944
dubs confirm
we need more captain

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>>27900959

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>>27900997

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>>27901272
>>27900997
>>27900959
>>27900915
>>27896460

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>>27896650
>Last appearance in the show was season 2
How come I'm realizing that just now

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>>27901283

>>27903002
Unf

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>>27903002
hnng

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>>27904324
>>27904753

>>27896468

>victorius

>>27896468
coolio I sure do love hitler

>>27896468
>victorious
Man, I love Hitler, but come on

>>27896460
Why does this mare make me want to get hospitalized just to be around her?

Page TEN CLEAR

>>27906406
I SAID CLEAR!

Anyone got more?

>>27906789
http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=nurse_redheart

vump

>>27908530
erotic surgery roleplaying

>>27896650

Really fuck

I never noticed that

>>27896650
I don't get it

>>27908651
It's a Metal Gear Solid 5 spoiler.

>>27908667
Oh, thanks anyway

>>27908530
Fucking saved.

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i wouldnt mind a check up from her

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>>27896460
Is no hooves ok?

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>>27910129
No, satyr is ok

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>>27910129
You will never have a secret relationship with Redheart, the school's nurse since your Junior year at CHS.

>Despite being 8 years older than you, the relationship between you and Redheart is very sensual and it all started with you losing your virginity on the backseat of her car.

>During summer break she will never send you nudes and lewds saying "I am feeling a bit lonely."

>You will never tell your parents that your going to your friend's house.

>Instead you go straight to Redheart's apartment and you will never make love to her all night.

>You will never wake up to Redheart with unkept long pink hair touching the end of your nose stroking your own hair with a delicate touch, while your head is between her soft comfy breast with only a thin blanket covering both of you.

>You two will never stay like this for most of the morning with the occasional conversation, tit rub or kiss.

>She will never get up and to make breakfast only wearing her pink thigh high socks.

>You will never see her hips sway as you follow her down the hallway to the apartment's small kitchen that connects to the living room.

>You will never stare at her prefect heart shaped ass while she is making waffles and eggs.

>You will never do this every week during your break.

>Nearly three months later your senior year starts and you will never "visit" Nurse Redheart during her lunch break everyday.

>Your senior year will never go faster than all of the other years before you know it's the last two weeks of school.

>After your graduation and getting something little extra from Redheart you are now in the real world.

>Thinking about it for months you decide that you want to go to medical school.

>It so happens that it's the same school where Redheart is getting her doctorate and she will never recommend to the higher ups that you should be her assistant.

>>27910253
>You will never read this exact same post in another redheart thre- OH WAIT

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>>27908530
Thanks, Anon.

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meh, I've got noting to loose. posting my crap oc cause its somewhat related. She's a combat nurse. I need to make more non-porn pics of her...

>>27910489
I would bang you OC, Anon.

>>27910515
go nuts:

https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=oc%3Anurse+bonesaw

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>>27910125
don't be a faggot

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>>27910515
Hey, hey, don't forget why you're here....

>>27910489
I really like your art, friend

>>27910578
thanks anon~

>>27910489
>tfw you'll never have your ruined leg sawn off by a beautiful mare who'll never nurse you back to health and physically therapize you back to "normal"

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Wake up

>>27913521
This would be beyond hot and I would not last long.

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helloooooooooo nurse~!

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>>27913621

>>27913580
I'm sure she's got some pills for that.

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>>27913690

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>>27900944
Dubs say we need more

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I want to press my stiff prick against Nurse pone's bottom.

Hey, it's the nurse oc guy again. What do you find hot about nurses. I need ideas for lewd but not explicit pics, that might become explicit later.

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>>27913521
Unf

>>27915101
Medical procedures, but in a sexy way.

>>27915101
their uniforms miniskirts

>>27896650
STANDING

>Thread begins almost derailed
Good, that's how redheart threads traditionally go

Anyway, here's an unfinished pastebin. Maybe the original author will come and finish it
http://pastebin.com/uUujdGKP

B to the ump

>>27919251
Fucking christ. Why even live anymore

>>27919251
She'll come back
We jus need to wait five more years

More bump

Anyone want a sketch, (it's a traditional sketch, so the image quality may suffer a bit. Sorry about that.

>>27921797
Are you taking requests, or are you asking permission to post something you already drew?

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In Magical Mystery Cure, Nurse Redheart, the medic, takes the place of Twilight Sparkle to become the Alicorn Princess we know today. Twilight did this to Redheart because she had enemies, and need to build her country from the inside.

>>27921818
No, request some nurse horse, horses dressed as nurses or anything in between.

>>27921797
Fuck yeah I want a sketch, redheart a hot.

also you're my favorite artist so that only sweetens the deal

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I know Nurse R. haven't made an appearance since S2 but the lack of lewds is disturbing.

>>27922345
Wow she has no ass at all.

>>27922285
Alright you don't have to brown nose m80.
What do you want.

>>27922639
Not that anon, but I would like to see Nurse Redheart in a frilly saddle.

Middle of night bump

>>27922639
>>27922702
Not that anon either but I second the frilly saddle idea.

b

I for one welcome best Nurse and wish there was more official merch. Hasbro could make a killing doing health PSA's with Redheart

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nursepony is for sexual healing

>>27925319
AND WHEN I GET THAT FEELING

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

>>27926296

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zi4FXCSgDw

>>27925654
I NEED SEXUAL HEALING

>>27929770
She just looks so happy making others feel better. It's sweet.

sorry for not delivering on the frilly saddle tonight, hopfully this makes up for it?

https://derpibooru.org/1204294

>>27931332
that's pretty unf

>animal is going to draw redheart
My dick is already getting erect

>>27929770
Screw Loose is cute

>>27932696
It's sad that her destiny is to be mentally ill. What made her parents think that naming her that would be a good idea?

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>>27896468

>victorious

...not when Winston Churchill had a Dalek, Space Spitfires, and a pink party pone with reality warping abilities.

All you had was an inferior mud donkey with recessive genes (blonde hair, blue eyes), you subequine that is inferior to Zebras.

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Nurse, I need 300ccs of you, stat.

...and after that, time for me to give you an injection

>>27932964
>300ccs of vitamin U

>>27933589
4ccs of vitamin U

>>27933800
That's a small dose.

>>27933826
You're a big guy.

>>27933833
For a pony.

Would you consent to an injection from futa Redheart?

>>27936225
If I'm the one injecting her, then hell yeah.

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>>27900915

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>>27905026
MUH BONER!!!

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>>27910525

Bjno

>>27938162
>condom in the drawing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27917245
ON THE EDGE

>>27938396
>2016
>not having a condom fetish

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>>27938396
> what are stds and unwanted pregnancies

>>27938673
>STIs and unwanted pregnancies
>with a pony who is a nurse

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>>27938707
I was saying that

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>>27938707
So you're saying that just because she is pony she is immune from STIs. And also can't get pregnant? Brilliant. You really let your retard show this time,anon.

>>27938958
I don't know if you are baiting or not.
I'm going to assume you are just stupid.
The species barrier will take care of pretty much all stds and pregnancy concerns.

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>page 9

>>27939080
>The species barrier will take care of pretty much all stds and pregnancy concerns
This, which is why I detest seeing artists draw condoms in their clop art.

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>>27940710
She's a cute nurse

>>27941443
For you.

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>>27941132
condoms are hot, though

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>>27941132
It's that feeling you get before sex happens. Like something awesome is about to happenthats what makes it a turn on for me anyway

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chest fluff is for sexual

bump for you

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>>27945323
At least post something

>>27946268
filename: redheart is disappointed by the size of your dick

>>27946647
>filename: redheart is unsure she'll be able to fit it all in her mouth at once also she thinks it looks kind of weird but at this point in her life she doesnt figure she can be too picky about who she ends up with even if it means ignoring the pleas of her desperate womb and adopting just as long as she doesnt have to be lonely anymore.png

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Full pic
http://anearbyanimal.tumblr.com/post/147735654348/sketches-from-the-stream-which-of-these-things-is

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>>27947599
Nice
Are you gonna clean it up and color it?

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also have an old pic.
it's smol

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We need some writefriends up in here
One person taking draw requests is barely a thread

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>>27948391
I could try something tonight, but my grammar is shit

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>>27943266
>>27941132

People really are trying to kill this thread

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>>27929770
This pic speaks to me on a personal level... I work as a nurse in a neurological hospital, so I get a lot of demented patients.
And sometimes, after I have washed, clothed and combed them, they just look like Screw at their image in the mirror.
One older lady even called said: "Thank you, daddy."
Needless to say that I had problems suppressing my tears back then.

>>27951747
>You look at her eyes, full of joy and happiness
>You feel like you are making her life much better
>Even thought you're only combing her hair
>She's like she were five
>You realized because of the things she constantly says like:
>"Ouch, you're hurting me mommy!"
>or:
>"Does my hair look nice now?"
>She thinks I'm her mom
>Her parents died a long time ago
>It was something painful to see
>But she'll never know
>Maybe it is better that way
>Maybe...her memory it's just doing her a favor...

>>27951747
>>27952692
>>27952947
>Feels
>Immediately followed up by borderline porn

/mlp/, everybody.

>>27953389
the two usually compliment each other

>>27953389
Welcome to the Internet

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nursepony is not for page 10
nursepony is for sexual

hello nurse

kiss the nurse

>>27959983
>bump the nurse

>>27961422
>bump her again

>>27955103
this

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>be anon
>do stupid shit
>get rekt
>wake in hospital
>nurse comes in
>want .PNG
>nurse says
>"How are you today?"
>rape
>she goes like rape its not rape if its consensual
>moans
>it goes intense as you try to hammer that ass feeling pleasure and pain because you got rekt earlier
>orgarsm
>cuddles and she whispers:
>"I have no one pls come fuck me for eternity"
"I must"
END

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>>27963737

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>>27963737
jesus christ anon, that was glorious

>>27963737
is this an offer that can be refused

Bumparoo

>>27966299
oh no

>>27968404
I'm sure it's fine. It's probably nothing. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>27966299
>anon is diagnosed with PIV
>only way to survive is to have nurse pone give him daily therapy

>>27971789
PIV
is that abbr for penis in vagina?

>>27973455
PIV, meant to mirror HIV
Pony immunodeficiency virus

>>27973571
Well, my mind is in the gutter isn't it.

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>she isn't even pregnant
>she just enjoys getting ultrasounded

>>27974464
That's fuckin adorable.

>>27974464
:3

How do you guys feel about circumsicion?

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>>27976073
i say who gives a shit, post nurse

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Nurse Redheart is so hot! I want to give her a hot meat injection!

>>27976073
I'm cut so I don't feel much of anything.

>>27898594
I want to kiss those perfect blue lips.

>>27976551
She's too virgin for you

>>27977313
I want to cum on them.

>>27938614
OF THE CRATER

https://derpiboo.ru/701714

>>27978150
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID

Is nurse on call?

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>she'll never

>>27982557
Why would anyone want this? Disgusting. Birthing usually does permanent damage to the female, physical and spiritual. Also, why would anyone want a parasite to get in the way between them and their waifu. MAKES NO SENSE

>>27984174
Because we must secure the existence of pony kind and a future for pony children. Stop being so selfish and think past the end of your nose.

Seems rather quiet in here
Will some green liven it up?

>>27984810
Totally.

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Star Horse Redheart

>>27984810
Yes, please.

>>27984868
>>27984978
Alright
Want something more lewd or cute?
Or a mix of the two

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>>27985003
Cute is always great.

>>27985003
Cute.
"and then they all fugged XDDDDD" greens get old really fast.

>>27985031
>>27985112
Alright then
I'll be back home in around 2 hours, I'll get it up and running then

>>27985003
A bit of both is always nice, but I wouldn't mind some pure cute as well.

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>>27985216
Gonna wait

>>27985216
and he never returned.

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>>27986255
He's probably writing anon.
R-right?

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>>27977255
Got me to smile.

>>27986380
just starting now
apologies for the wait, a friend of mine sent me something rather uh.. inappropriate on my way back home, so I had to take care of a little something

>>27986772
If dubs you post a pic of what you received

>>27986772
So how much inches of dildo did you get?

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>>27934899

>>27986930
A comfy yet smug horse.

>>27985216
>Be Anon
>Be twiddling your thumbs as you sit on the couch, staring down at your lap.
>...
>...
>...
>You look up at the clock again for the fifth time this hou-
>Oh.
>It's only been five minutes.
>...
>You force out a sigh and let your head fall back against the couch.
>She's late...
>Not just late, an entire ten minutes late!
>That is just.. an insane amount of time.
>Normally you'd just go over there to pick her up yourself, but after your... incident... with one of her patients after you thought he was looking up her nurse's uniform, she's asked you to just wait at home for her.
>And what a shitty idea that's turned out to be.
>It's been so long since she's had to make her own way home, w-what if she gets lost?
>Maybe some thugs who see her as some alone, helpless mare will try to attack her!
>The possibilities are infinite.
>So much could happen in that, what, 60 paces is it from here to her work?
>You sigh again and resume your task of just waiting there.
>...
>How were you supposed to know that guy had a lazy eye...
>You're brought back from your thoughts as you hear hoofsteps approaching the door.
>You bite your lip as you pray that it isn't another passerby.
>This time the hoofsteps stop just before the door, and your eyes widen as butterflies begin to flit around in the pit of your stomach.
>You practically hold your breath as you try to listen carefully.
>You jolt a little as a jarring clanging noise comes from outside the door.
>You can make out a familiar and feminine voice cursing to herself before she picks up her keys and makes her way through the door and into the house.
>The earth pony huffs as she sets some of her things down next to the door before undoing her pink bun as she calls out
>"I'm back, Anon!"
>She sighs as she shakes her head to let her mane come down and hang freely.
>"I'm sorry I'm a bit late, some kid at work thought it'd be funny to smear himself in blood from the bags in the cart to make himself look like a zombie..."

>>27986923
No its just that my friend knows that I like pones so he ironically sends me clop from time to time to piss me off
Little does he know it's just a specific body part of mine that gets raging when he sends shit like that

>>27987232
Haha, your friend is fucking retarded.

>>27987198
oh shit nigga, continue dis
also you should post what you were sent

>>27987198
>Redheart says all this monotonously, every word practically dripping with lethargy.
>"But enough about me, how'd you hold up here, Anon?"
>She manages a soft smile as she looks up at the couch.
>...
>The.. /empty/ couch...
>She blinks and looks around, considering the possibility that you happened to be just outside her peripheral vision.
>Yet you were nowhere to be found.
>"Anon?"
>The mare takes a few steps deeper into the room, wondering where you could be.
>She frowns as she knows it's late, yet she also knows you're not really the type to head to bed without her.
>Before she goes any further, her stomach drops as she's suddenly lifted into the air by something wrapped around her torso.
>She lets out what she would call a girly scream as she flails her hooves around, though to no avail.
>It's only when something buries itself into her mane does she calm down, taking a moment to pant before facehoofing when that something starts to nuzzle against her.
>"God fuc-... Anon!"
>...
"Yesm?"
>Your voice is muffled as you spoke into her neck.
>She sighs and lets herself go limp for a second before contorting her neck a bit in an attempt to shoot you a glare.
>"Anon, put me down."
>...
"But... you smell nice...'
>A laugh almost creeps up on Redheart but she suppresses it as she has to look like she's mad at you.
>"Anon I've spent the last 12 hours running around in a stuffy old building in the middle of July... I smell anything /but/ nice..."
>...
"But... Your mane still smells like shampoo..."
>Redheart sighs and brings a hoof to her forehead again, shaking her head, though this time with a smile on her face.
>"There's just no winning with you is there?"
"Never."
>You both chuckle softly as you set her back down on the floor, though she doesn't stay there for long as she gets up onto her hind legs and rests her forehooves on your chest before you lean down a little to let her plant a gentle kiss on your lips.

>>27987263
To be honest it used to piss me off as intended, but not even I accounted for me turning to the dark side eventually

>>27987288
Don't wanna get banned, family.
I'll try to find a link for it.

>>27987960
just imgur that shit, mate

>>27987996
whatever too late
https://derpibooru.org/1038890?scope=scpedcee7fc6bfd935085ae392181854146ba6b2816f

>>27988073
>anthro
>oc only
Maybe your friend isn't as dumb as I thought.

>>27987937
This is really fucking cute.

>>27987198
>>27987937
I don't know why but I've always imagined Redheart would have a potty mouth

boop

>>27987937
>The two of you let out sighs as the stresses of the day are washed away.
>Even in the most simple of kisses it always made you feel just that little bit more special.
>Though, kisses like these never last long anyways, much to your dismay
>Redheart gets back down more gracefully this time, flashing you a smirk.
>"Now, whether you say my mane smells nice or not, I still have to shower to get this hospital smell off of me.."
>You give a smirk of your own and wiggle your eyebrows at her.
"Maybe I could help you out with that then, hmm?"
>Redheart giggles.
>"Nice try, big boy, but not tonight.."
>She gives you a half-lidded gaze before turning and making her way out of the room with a flick of her tail.
>"You can go get some rest, you've waited long enough for me.."
>You shake your head as you hear her, thinking you probably should try to get some sleep at this our...
>We'll see..

>Be Redheart
>Be absolutely exhausted
>As much as people complain about how boring hospitals are, the stress that comes with making sure everything stays boring becomes a little ridiculous at times.
>The biggest problems always come when someone does something drastic in an attempt to entertain themselves.
>As much as you loved being a nurse, you always figured there was no possible way that there would be so many idiots out there.
>Yet you were proven wrong anyways.
>You force out a sigh as you enter the bathroom, ridding yourself of your coat and nonchalantly dropping it on the tile floor.
>You couldn't care less about being neat with it, you just need a hot shower right now...
>You make your way over to the tub and pull the curtain aside, reaching a hoof out to turn the knob to around the point where you normally put it.
>The water comes out in short spurts before a steady stream starts to flow out of the shower head
>You stick a hoof under it to test the temperature
>You scrunch your nose a bit as you feel the water run over your extended hoof, some of it rolling down your arm

>>27988300
Eh my dick didn't give a shit

>>27989698
Last one for tonight lads, I'll be back tomorrow morning assuming I don't sleep in
May you all have sweet dreams about nurse pone

night bump

>>27989698
>shower shenanigans with Redheart

im getting comfy guise

>>27989708
>I'll be back tomorrow morning
>it's 14:28

>>27992062
>assuming he doesn't sleep in
He'll be back after w-work
R-right?

>>27992704
Right. Definitely. Any minute now.

>>27989698
>A little on the cold side...
>You reach back up to turn the knob a little more towards the 'hot' side before taking your hoof out from underneath the water stream, wiping it off on your leg.
>You give the water a second to warm up before you test it out again.
>Bad idea.
>You yelp as you jerk your hoof back to you and hold onto it.
>You bite your lip and rub at it a little, feeling like it's still burning somehow due to the tingling sensation.
>"Uh you alright in there?"
>Oh Anon..
"I'm fine. Go to bed, Anon"
>"...okay..."
>You sigh and shake your head a bit, smiling slightly before you go and adjust the knob one more time.
>Cautiously you give the water one more test, and this time your hoof was still intact afterwards.
>Somehow you felt a strange sense of accomplishment for finding a decent temperature...
>Huh...
>You tug the curtain back to the wall before making your way into the tub through the other side, carefully stepping into it one hoof at a time.
>Too many idiots at work come in cause they slipped in the shower.
>Not to mention the time Anon cracked his head open when you two where in there uh..
>Showering... Yeah showering.
>Enough about that, Anon's gonna ask if you're okay again for taking so long.
>You pull the curtain closed behind you before testing the water again with your hoof, just incase the temperature had changed spontaneously
>Once you figured it was good enough, you turn around and back yourself into the stream.
>You let out a deep sigh as you feel the warm flow of water work its way down your body.
>You feel like you're melting along with it as it slowly embolus you in warmth, a small shiver washing over you.
>There is only one phrase that pops into your mind.
"Fuck yesss..."
>You haven't even started washing yourself yet and you already feel a million times better.
>Obviously you've taken hundreds of showers but there's nothing like the feeling of a nice hot one just before bed.

>>27993538
Literally
>>27993538

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>>27993583

>>27993583
sweeet

boomp

>>27993583
>Just how the warmth traveled down your body like a pair of gentle hands was enough to shed the stress off you on any day...
>...
>Wait, hands..?
>Your eyes shoot open and you nearly choke on a scream from how surprised you were.
>You whip yourself around and look up at the threat with wide eyes.
>You knew who it was before you even had a chance to think about it, yet your stunned face remains unchanged.
"A-... Anon! W-What are y-..."
>The human in question simply stares back down at you with a smirk on his face.
>"Thought you could use some help.."
>You blink at him and give your head a shake, as if that would fix your vision of him.
"Anon what the hell are you doing..."
>You're still panting from the initial shock.
>He simply shrugs.
>"What? I'm not allowed to help my marefriend relax?"
>You sigh and rub your temple with one of your hooves."
"God fuc... Anon, I told you I wasn't up for it tonight..."
>He shoots you a confused look.
>"Uh yeah I know, why would you bring that up?"
>Is this guy for real?
"Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that you're here naked in the shower /with/ me?"
>He holds out his hands and shakes his head.
>"What? Did you expect me to just get my clothes all wet?"
>You swear you're going to have an aneurysm.
"I didn't expect you to come in at all!"
>Anon proceeds to laugh, the absolute madman.
>"That's not why I'm here, Red... I just wanted to help my marefriend relax, and I know just how much you looove these showers before bed.."
>He reaches out and runs his fingers through your mane before bringing his hand around to scratch behind your ear.
>Oh that's nice...
>"And I also know how much a good massage calms you down..."
>He moves his hand under your chin and scratches at it, which makes your head slowly tilt upwards as you melt against his hand.
>Confound this human... him and his heavenly fingers.
"Alright fine.. just.. keep doing that.."
>You hear a snort.
>"Don't forget you gotta wash up too, come back into the water with me."

Sorry it wasn't as much today lads, ended up being rather busy.

For legitimate reasons this time, not just cause I needed an emergency fap like yesterday.

>>27998165
this is too cute
take your time friend

>>27998177
Emergency faps aren't a legitimate reason?

>>27980019
STIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEAM

>>27998165
>You had no qualms with doing just that.
>You face away from him and slowly walk yourself back under the stream of water.
>A small shiver goes up your spine now that you're enveloped in warmth again, though before you get too comfortable, you look back at Anon with a raised eyebrow.
"Just make sure there isn't gonna be any funny business going on back there, alright?"
>Anon smiles and shakes his head before looking back up at you with a soft expression on his face.
>"Promise"
>Works for you.

>Be Anon.
>Be in the shower with your nekkid marefriend.
>Hehehe...
>Nah, none of that.
>Just going to give her a nice massage in the shower.
>Which you're more than content with doing.
>You start by scratching under her cheek some more just so she'll loosen up a bit.
>Eventually you start to run both of your hands down either side of her neck, gently pushing the tips of your fingers inward so you can work both the water into her hair and at her stiff muscles simultaneously.
>She responds by letting out a quiet little hum and letting her head tilt back, her eyes slowly closing from how much calmer she seemed to feel.
>You keep it up for a bit longer before reaching up to grab the bottle of her shampoo.
>She glances back at you with rather sad look, curious as to why you stopped.
>You shoot her back a reassuring glance of your own after you had poured the shampoo into your hands.
>She makes a cute little "Ohh.." expression before turning to look forwards again, leaving you to your work.
>You reach out and start to rub the shampoo along the top of her hair, waiting until it gets nice and sudsy before starting to work it deeper into her mane.
>You drag your fingers through her hair, scratching at the top of her head in the process, which occasionally makes her shudder a bit.
>Whenever you get to a little knot or something you make sure to pinch the strands at their base so you can work them out without having to tug on it.

>>28004161
I wonder how mudponies normally wash themselves.

>>28004415
brushes and scrubs probably

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>>27984454
>Stop being so selfish and think past the end of your nose.
I caught that on Anon.
Kudos.

>>28004161
Pastebin for you lads
http://pastebin.com/3hVcXyYw

>>28004161
>you will never help your marefriend shower
why live

News from the continent
Writefag here
I'm going to attempt to get the day off tomorrow so I can have the majority of the day to get some posts in.
Wish me luck lads.

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Obviously the best one ;p

>>28005700
good luck

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why no more nurse horse?

Moar nurse

>>28004161
>You continue this all the way down her mane, working the suds deep into her pink hair before running your fingers through it, both so you can check for any knots and just so get stroke her mane in general.
>Once you're satisfied you gently bring your hands to grab her by the barrel and tug in your direction, letting her know to come back her head into the stream of water.
>She takes the hint and does so, tilting her head back slightly so the suds don't slide into her eyes.
>You continue to stroke her mane to help get the bubbles out as the water cleans it off as well, to which Redheart responds with a quiet little hum.
>You're not even sure if she meant to do that, yet it was cute nonetheless to see her so relaxed.
>Once it seems like the suds are washed from both her mane and your hands you take the moment to wipe some of the droplets of stream that have collected on your brow.
>Afterwards you reach up and grab the bottle of conditioner and squirt some onto your hand.
>All the while she peers back at you, probably wondering what possibly could've been so important that you had to take your hands off her.
>Even after she saw what you were doing she still looked back at you impatiently, even though she knew it would only take you a second.
>You smirk at this before adjusting your position so you get get at her mane again, working the conditioner into her hair much more quickly this time now that there aren't any of those pesky knots to worry about.
>Though you still don't mind running your fingers through it, especially since it gets smoother and smoother with each stroke thanks to the conditioner.
>It was surprisingly therapeutic to see and feel the pinks strands slide between your fingers.
>You could've done this all day.
>Sadly you can't though, so once you felt you had gotten enough stroking you had her come back underneath the warm water.
>She let out a small sigh of content when you helped wash out her (now silky smooth) mane again.

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>>28010156
>tfw no pony mane to wash

>>28010156
cozy

>>28010156
awesome, but the >shes not real feels are hitting me hard

>>28010156
>Once you were finished with that you laid back against the tub, though when you lifted your head to look up at her you immediately roll your eyes.
>Of course you would forget something.
>Her tail.
>...
>Oh well, inconvenient to go get the shampoo again bu-
>Wait...
>Oh fuck, it's her tail.
>You can't just start fondling her tail out of the blue.
>Well... if this were an average encounter in the shower with her then that wouldn't be entirely unexpected.
>But that's besides the point.
>Dammit you were so comfy too.
>What are you supposed to do? Watch her contort herself and try to wash her own tail by herself?
>At this point Redheart turns her head to look back at you since you've just been sitting there staring at her tail.
>A smirk spreads itself across her face before flicking her tail to get your attention.
>"Hey, I don't pay you to stare."
>You shake your head and blink a few times as you're snapped out of your thoughts, blushing a bit when she teases you.
"Fuck, sorry, Red. It's just uh.. I need to wash your tail too..."
>She keep the same smirk on her face, but just raises her eyebrows at you.
>"And that is a problem because...?"
>She cocks her head a bit and her smile widens, loving to see how cute you were being.
"Because... It's like, you're tail 'n shit...?"
>"What? You scared of some pink hair?"
>She accentuates this by flicking her tail at your face, tickling it a bit.
>You scrunch your face up at it and she giggles a little.
>"Well?"
"Of course not, It's just I wouldn't want t-"
>"Ohhhh I see... You're scared of what's underneath.. I see now."
>She obviously knows what you mean, but she wouldn't pass up an opportunity to get you frustrated like this.
"Christ.. No, babe I'm asking your permission!"
>She giggles again but this time her expression softens a bit afterwards, shaking her head slightly.
>"Go ahead, 'Nonny. Just remember I don't pay you to stare."
>She smiles again and shoots you a wink before turning away from you again.

>>28013636
I was about to say that, the cuter this story gets the sadder it makes me feel when I remember
>she's not real

>>28013831
Writefag here
Sorry about the slow updates, chaps, I promise things will speed up in the weekend

>>28012143
What a pretty pony

>>28013853
It's worth the wait.

Nurse thread saved

More please

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>>28013831

>>28013831
>You sigh and shake your head again as you sit up, muttering under your breath.
"Since when do you pay me..."
>She only chuckles.
>You roll your eyes and grab some shampoo again before facing your task.
>Erm...
>It's just... so... touchable...
>...
>No Anon, get a hold of yourself.
>This operation is strictly for taking care of her tail, not for ogling your marefriend's flank.
>No matter how well shaped, or shiny, or soft or...
>...
>You shake your head furiously to bring yourself back down to earth.
>Focus, damn you.
>You reach out and wrap both your hands around the base of her tail, making sure you're holding onto all of the pink strands before gently sliding your hands down it, covering every inch with white bubbles.
>You make sure to keep stroking downwards, you wouldn't want to be accused for sneaking a peak under her tail.
>You repeat this motion a few more times, trying to get as many bubbles as you can on her tail before you move on.
>Now you start to curl your fingers and dig into her tail, combing through it over and over.
>Again, just working the shampoo in and checking for any of those pesky knots that may have built up.
>You knew that washing her tail was a more sensual act than cleaning her mane, but you tried your best to treat it no differently.
>Redheart, surprisingly, was the one who seemed to have difficulty with that.
>She tried to let out a small sigh but instead it came out as a heavy pant.
>You notice her stiffen a bit, as she obviously didn't intend to do that.
>You chuckle quietly at her reaction, and she only blushes, a bit too embarrassed to look back at you.
>"I-I.. Sorry I didn't mean to.. do that.."
>She chuckles a bit and looks back to flash you a sheepish smiles, finding it more funny rather than embarrassing as time went on.
>You shake your head and simply smile back at her.
"You have nothing to be sorry about, Red."
>Her expression softens into a more appreciative look before leaving you back to your work,

>>28018122
Some good green you got going there also nice dubs

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>>28018122
>pony moans

>>28018122
I'm glad I chose cute. This green is super comfy.

https://derpiboo.ru/374834

Nurse this thread is going to die

Page 10 bump

>>27896460
Holy fuck this thread has been alive a long time.
It can't die now!

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She is so lovely.

>>28022918
I remember saving it with a bump. Here I go again.

>>28018122
>You nod at her before focusing your attention back on her tail, holding it at its base as you comb through it with your fingers.
>You quickly wrapped up, figuring her tail was mostly good to go.
>You gently tug her back under the stream, combing your fingers through at a slower paces, as to let the water wash through as much of the pink strands as possible.
>Once it looked like all the bubbles had been washed out you let her step out of the running water once again.
>As nice as letting loose under the water was, it did start to become a bit of an inconvenience to sit under the constant stream of water like this.
>You took a second to wipe your face a bit, as water kept dripping into your eyes as you were washing your marefriend's tail.
>Now that you felt a bit more comfortable (or, comfy, as you would call it), you reached out for the conditioner once again and squeezed some onto your hand.
>As you approach her rear again, you're not entirely sure how to go about this anymore.
>You would start of gently as you normally do, but Redheart might actually turn red if she accidentally loses herself in the treatment again.
>At the same time you don't want to be rough or hurried, that's missing the point of such an intimate shower in the first place.
>Ah well, will it really matter at this point?
>Besides, she looks cute when she's all flustered.
>You take your hands and wrap them around her tail again, slowly dragging them down the length of her tail, spreading the conditioner across it.
>You repeat this same motion a few more times, a smile creeping up on your face every time she hums in content.
>You also can't help but notice her ears flicking to the side from time to time.
>It was always when she'd let her head roll back as she became more relaxed, specifically after a long stroke of her tail.
>How can one pony be so adorable?
>You start to comb through her tail once again, though at a quicker pace this time as the hairs became smoother.

You shall not die! (p9)

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>>28008077
Checked! God I love her

>>28027277
More

>>27951457
but why

page nine

What's the longest a thread has ever been alive?
This has be pretty close to the record.

>>28027277
>Eventually you pat her on the inside of her leg to let her know she can step back into the water, but you take a moment to chuckle to yourself as she jumped slightly when you touched her leg, as she appeared to be off in her own little world.
>She blushes faintly before backing up underneath the steamy water, this time looking back at you to see you washing off her tail.
>A look of admiration came onto her face as she watched you treat something as ordinary as her tail so gently and delicately.
>Certainly beats going to the salon where they yank onto it like it's some piece of taffy...
>Well, it may be a similar color, but thats besides the point.
>After you seemed to wash the remaining conditioner out of her tail you drape some of it over your hand before reaching out to her.
>Her eyes flick between you and your hand for a moment before she leans down to nuzzle it, here eyes widening slightly afterwards.
>"It's so... smooth!"
>She giggles a little, amused by the fact she's commenting on her own tail.
>You can't help but smile yourself, rolling some of the strands between your fingers both so you can feel it for yourself and rub Redheart's cheek at the same time.
>"This is the nicest I've seen my tail in a /long/ time."
>She says this while letting her eyes close, tilting her head against your hand.
"Well what about when you get it done when we go out?"
>She scoffs and smiles before turning around so she can be face to face with you.
>"All they do is just throw a bunch of gunk at it until it looks pretty, but that's all it is, it's never nice to touch after I get it done like that..."
>She flicks it to the side to accentuate her point.
>You just smirk.
"Well I think you and I both know I don't have a problem with grabbing it later in the night~"
>The mare blushes and looks to the side for a second before playfully pushing on your shoulder.
>"You know what I mean, mister.."
>You chuckle a little and nod.
"Yeah yeah.. I know what you're sayin'."

>>28033190
Thread died recently on /i/ from December 2012,
I don't think we're going to get anywhere near that

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>>28034192

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>>28034192
>getting all this sensual feedback from a mare
>not needing to rub one out to take control of your mental chemical clock in order to continue respecting her personal space

>>27896460
I miss her

>>28036095
I miss my life, as well.

>>27938614
OF THE EARTH
DIVE INTO THE CENTER OF FATE
WALK RIGHT INSIDE OF THE GUN
LOOK INTO THIS NEW FUTURE SPACE

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>>28036069
There's a difference between needing to do something and actually doing it.
>not being the master or your domain

>>27896460
Wife acquired

>>28036350
It's lonely out in space.

>>28042659
is she ok

>>28045344
she couldn't handle "bring your foal to work" day

>>28045996
I don't think anyone could, knowing they're the youngest, but most unfulfilled mare in the whole nursing team at the hospital, having absolutely no luck and no time in getting a significant other to keep them warm at night and listen to them, throwing them into a horrible spiraling depression with a severe case of hopelessness and an uncertainty of their future.

Writefag reporting in
I'm sorry but there probably isn't gonna be an update today. Had some family related issue that have actually gotten me so seething in anger so fucking badly I threw up.
>tfw no nurse horse to whisper in my ear to calm me down
Maybe I'll dream of her
I'll be back with an update either very late tonight or in the morning tomorrow
They should be coming in much faster now that I had gotten what was holding be back the past week out the way so I can focus on this.
Keep it alive, chaps, and hope that I don't have a fucking stroke right now

>>28047499
We hope things get better for you.

Nurse, I think this thread is dying.

Uncircumcised bump

>>27896460

she can check me for a hernia any time
...with her tongue

>>28049126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zi4FXCSgDw

>>28051442
why did i just watch all of this

I would love to see her in some sort of sexy surgical attire as she dose you right on the operating table.

>>28051812
>as she dose you
Anesthesia fetish?

>>28051877
Medical fetish in general really, it's literally my biggest turn-on.

>>28047499
>I'll be back with an update either [...]in the morning tomorrow
He's probably just in a weird timezone. Right?

>thread was created 19 days ago
Wew lad

>>28034192
>She shoots you a lighthearted glare before she leans forward to plant a kiss on your forehead.
>"Anyways, I just wanted to thank you, Anon, you always take such good care of me."
>She gives you a warm smile as she says this, before turning around and pulling the curtain back to get out.
>As soon as you see her do this you reach out and grab her rear leg tightly.
>She stops and looks back at you with a confused look on her face.
"We're not done here, you realize that?"
>Her expression turns to one of irritation now.
>"No, Anon, I just want to go to bed right now.."
>You smirk.
"You're gonna go to bed without even cleaning your actual body? And you call me the unhygienic one..."
>She continues to look at you with the same expression, though you can almost see her mind processing what you just said.
>Three.
>Two.
>Her eyes blink themselves wide before she looks back at her own torso as if she could actually see whether or not it had been washed.
>"O-Oh... Right.. Sorry.."
>She smiles sheepishly at you, and you only chuckle in response.
>She closes the curtain again and makes her way back over to you, though she stops when she sees you squirting some of the body wash onto your hand.
>"You're not gonna use the.. the scrub thing?"
>She points a hoof towards the corner of the shower, where a scrubby thing at the end of a wooden handle laid.
>You turn your head to see what she was pointing at before you look back at her and wave your hand.
"I'm doing the cleaning here, remember? I get to do all the work, just relax, Red."
>She bites her lip for a moment as she contemplates what you said before going back up to you again, lifting her head up and closing her eyes as she exposes her slender neck to you.
>You smile slightly before rubbing your hands together to get the soap to start turning white with foam.
>You bring both of your hands to either side of her neck and drag them down slowly, putting just enough pressure behind them as to help her feel more comfortable