What can she cook up, /mlp/?

Dead equines of the pony agenda. Hell, maybe even alive.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0g3Wja-Zqg

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>>27894840
My penis with her boiling marevag

Why is there no Breaking Bad x MLP general yet? We need a writefag on this. Or maybe Walking Dead.

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>>27895055
>>27895010
I second this

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>>27894840
Science.

>>27895069
I know there used to be a green in the humanized thread where it was zombie themed but we need full on greens mirroring the writing style of those shows with either ponies or humanized.

>>27894840
Quite a bit, I'd imagine. Soups, stews, pies, cobblers, sandwiches...just about anything. Growing up on a farm gives one a familiarity with food products.

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>>27895091
>"Hi, you're Applejack, right?"
>"I'm Negan"

Jews.

>>27894840
orange pie

get triggered background lovers

>>27894840
Crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJM7RQ-r9Fs&autoplay=1

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>>27895110
I'd say if any of the ponies would know how to cook meat, it would be Applejack.
>Applejack will never take pity on you and secretly feed you meat-based dishes behind the barn at night
>Applejack will never kill for you