>You are salary man Anon. >You support waifu like honorable

>>27894243
hay

>>27894243
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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>>27894243
Killer Roombas to murder my coworkers

>>27894264
Honorable salary men wouldn't do this.

>>27894243
Peetzer

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>>27894248
>>27894258
>Only Hay?
>No oats?
>No carrot juice
>ONLY PEANUT OF THE BUTTER!
SHE DISHONOR YOU!!!
SHAMFUR DISPRAY!!!
SHE MUST BE DISRUPEND!!!

>>27894243
Her daily cum loads

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>>27894264
>murdering your honorable coworkers
>Not murdering rival clans salary men!!!!!
DISHONORUABLEUUUUUU!!!!

>>27894243
Some bombass tea.

>>27894243
a colt .45

>>27894485
Two Zig Zags

>>27894282
What self respecting man eats cum for lunch?

>>27894605
Cucks

>>27894243
Spaghetti

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>>27894605
>>27894676
>not eating your waifu's marecum

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>>27894278
why did this autistic shit make me laugh

>>27894707
>implying it'll be your waifus

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>>27894275
What in Equestria is a peetzer?
Deja vu, madame?

>>27894243
Her marecum

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>>27894726
>projecting your cuck fantasies into everything
You might want to stop browsing /tv/ and /pol/ so much newfriend

>>27894243
Chicken tendies.

>>27894243
My stuff.
She took the apartment after our divorce.

>>27894755
>>27894768
frogboard is thata' way
>>>/r9k/

>>27894707
>>27894748
>>27894282

That's absolutely revolting and I hope that you would be shunned for such an act in public.

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>>27894796

>>27894803
Literally drinking vaginal fluids in amounts large enough to qualify as a lunch is objectively disgusting. Eating them even more so, since that implies they're solid enough to chew.

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>>27894819
(You)

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>>27894819
>objectively disgusting
>objectively
that's just like your opinion, man

>>27894825
I'm confident your stance would change immediately as soon as you catch a glimpse of a jar of room temperature off white ooze with unidentifiable particulate floating around in it. And if that doesn't stop you, I'm sure your gag reflex would as you start to chug the slightly salty unpalatable goop. You'll vomit all over yourself and embarrass yourself in front of your coworkers. It's not like you've actually done this before. You would deserve it anyway for even thinking of this absolutely ridiculous idea of eating sexual fluids for your mid day meal.

>>27894825
>>27894909
Yeah, that's pretty fucking disgusting. Especially since you'd be eating stale sex fluids.

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>>27894803

Wait... You guys still think we ARENT disgusting, mean degenerates?

Oh god my sides.

Please come to ponychan.

A turkey wrap

>>27894918
>jar of room temperature off white ooze
Muh dick

>>27894819
Where do you think you are faggot?

>>27894988
I think I'm on /mlp/. Am I correct?

I'm sure many others here find it just as revolting as I do?

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>Did you remember to pack my insulin, Pinkie?

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>>27895022

To be honest man I'm on a tasteless liquid diet anyway.

The only question I'd have was if vagina juice has the full nutritional value I need to keep active during my day.

>>27894918
It's like you've never eaten out a girl

>>27894938
>stale
>not freshly made, packed in airtight container
absolute pleb

>>27894976
now THAT is disgusting, obviously ham is the way to go

>>27895074
I think I've made it clear that there is a difference between consuming fluids during oral sex and literally drinking said fluids from a glass.

>>27895086
I think it's been made pretty clear there are people that like it, regardless of what you think

>>27894243
Rice balls, but since I speak english, three children will steal them and replace them with donuts

>>27895074
>freshly made, packed in airtight container
>not carbonated and bottled in your basement bottling plant
Fucking prole.

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>>27895074
>turkey is disgusting
>ham isn't
Whatever you say, faglord.

>>27895107
I refuse to believe that anybody actually drinks vaginal fluids for lunch.
I refuse to believe it.

>>27894243
-Fruit bits
-Apple or baby carrits
-Chips
-Roast beef sandwich
-Chocolate chip cookie

She is a most loving waifu.

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>>27895500

Oh you poor naive thing...

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A divorce form

>>27895544
>carrits
Kys

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>>27895022
I don't think so, no.

>>27895053
>soylent
kys

>>27894243
rubies and other gems

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>>27895566

>kys

Fine. But it wont be lack of nutrition.

>>27895564
OH GOD OH GOD A SPELLING MISTAKE OH GOD BETTER COMMIT SEPUKKU

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Who's this avatarfag?

>>27895616
Someone advertising from an apparently dying Ponychan.

>>27895616
Dont bother him... I like him around

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>>27895635

It's less dying and more ded. Ponychan is full stop kill I have nowhere to relive my boredom half the time.

And it's less advertising and more regular old shitposting.

I came from here anyway... Well /b/ not here, but you get the idea. A shitpost is a shitpost at the end of the day anyway.

>>27895692
You can shitpost without a name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Shitposting is more effective with a name," blah blah blah

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>>27895707

But then how will I bask in my own narcissism and over-inflated sense of self worth?

Way to undercut my fucking argument faggot.

But it really does. I mean I doubt it's like 2011 /b/ or whatever where can just attach a cartoon horse picture and blatantly obvious shitposty name like Tripfaggins to everything and watch people get triggered into brain aneurysms but eh, old habits die hard and I doubt I'll be here for long.

It just feels good to see people talk about the show for once and not be on a constant rant about how everything is shit because of autistic nostalgia goggles. I'll take a thousand horse waifu threads over that shit and it's L I T ER A L L Y all we have left over there. Well that and arguments about politics and religion.

Ponychan isn't much a chan about ponies at all.

Nice, sizable sandwich, moon pies, a lot of them

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>>27895813
Thanks for using a trip, you autistic faggot.

>>27894751
>he thinks /tv/ and /pol/ make cuck threads

lol guess /int/, /sp/ and /r9k/ also like cucks because of asian masculinity and the Australian BBC poster

>>27895813
Just a suggestion but, if you took off the trip and didn't purposely try to get yourself banned, and stuck around a little while, you might find more things here you like. /mlp/ ain't much, but there's some good nuggets here. And not being banned, you could enjoy the nuggets with us.

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>>27894243

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>>27895893
U can get banned for nameing yourself?

>>27895942
yes

>>27895942
If you disturb the peace with intentional shitposting, yes. See: MTG.
Also avatarfagging.

>>27895975
Ok this makes sense.

Avatarfagging would not bother me. But thats just me.

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>>27895860

>loudly filtering things

wew lad.

>>27895893

You raise a good point. You guys seem alright, but there is a caveat.

Between here, the /b/ pony threads waaay back when, and all the ponychan in the interim, two out of three of those places were nothing but tripfags. In that time I've found that, at least anecdotally, all the "anonymous culture" arguments I was trained into posting on 4chan before ponies were full stop bullshit, based in neither logic nor reality. Turns out it's all just people having a stick up their ass about irrelevant shit, and contrarian that I am I love to get sticks up my ass about the opposite irrelevant shit.

I'd say that overall, if you ban me that's fine, but if your mods SERIOUSLY ban people for the sin of having a name and violating rules that were made up based on nothing remotely rational to begin with then it's not a whole lot of skin of my back to be kicked right the fuck out.

You can filter me, you can even fucking mock me relentlessly, but for a community to hold anonymity is such high regard they -literally- remove people for either posting with reaction images or naming themselves... Well why the fuck not just do what /b/ did and force anon if people here are that made of glass?

I mean I get it, I'm an autistic shitposting namefag tripfag avatarfag and a bunch of people hate me for disturbing the flow of things reeeee what the fuck ever. If people just let me post here, and not talk about me and what I am or am not doing, fuck maybe everyone would get along... 4chan's culture is just so contrived that I've no intention to be back I guess. Or maybe I'll just post as anon and nobody will know anyway it doesn't really matter.

tl;dr: I'll go now. Ban me whatever. I'd really, really recommend people sit back and re-evaluate the ideas underpinning the dogmatic ideologies on this site because it's the reason I stopped coming in the first place anyway.

Ciao fagets, I'll go waste on my ded board.

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>>27894243
she is a caring waifu. she would make something new every day. sometimes it would be left overs from last nights dinner. it's still okay she made that with me in mind. but the food she made for me doesn't really matter all that much. it's the little note she writes each morning about how much she loves me.
>"Dear Anon. I hope the rest of your day goes just as good as the first half. I can't wait to see you later. I love you." - I'm not real

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>>27896110
Damn....

A celery man

she likes puns, but it does mean i'll be buying shit from the vending machine again

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She packed me this:

>>27896103
can summer just be over already?

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>>27897279
That's a real shit meme, /r/funnychan.

>>27897279
looks pretty good desu

>>27897288

I really didn't expect anyone to reply to that.

>>27897279
>Chainposting
Kys

>>27895107
And it's been made pretty clear these 'people' are actually subhuman.

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>>27897279
AYO HOL UP

"Smacks lips"

WUT YOUZE TRY'N TO SAY IS

"Drinks grape juice"

"WUT YOUZE IS SAYIN

"Steals from whitey"

HOL UP MAH NIGGA HOL UP

"Collects welfare cheque"

THAT WE NIGGAZ WAS

"Resists arrest"

THAT WE WUZ

"Smokes some weed"

WE WUZ GERMANZ N SHIEET?

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>>27897279
wrong

>>27897279
I hope my mother appreciates all I do for her.

>>27896103

Thanks god, I already sent ;)
Dont come back or I will personally fiddle your ponychanner gaping anus

>>27897279
I'll cut you nigga.

>>27897279
Yo, grilled cheeses and dead moms are the best

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>>27894243
This, along with some skittles, some sugarcubes, gatorade, and a bannana.

>>27897279
Replyed

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>>27897279

>>27897514

Please fiddle my gaping anus anon. I may or may not be that ponychan guy but that sounds fucking hot. Take me! Take me right now!

>seven white marshmallow buttholes
>daffodil and daisy sandwich with her maremayonnaise.
>a frozen mare piss popper

god equestria must be fun

>>27897592
Fucking saved

>>27897865
It's probably not the fetish fueled society you seem to think it is. You would probably be ostracized from their society on account of your creepiness just as fast as you would be here.

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>>27894243
>Every day is a new surprise
>Today's lunch pail contains a pack of cough drops, fresh picked dandelions
>Oh, and a bloody raw chicken leg, because she knows how much humans like meat
>The shit I put up with

>>27897865
I don't think you understand that this is a show for little girls Anon.

They don't have sex.

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>>27900218
>implying
Just pretend I posted that cap of Faust here, I can't find mine.

A single plum floating in perfume in a man's hat.

>>27895590
+1

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>>27900218
Let's just say that they have sex but it's definitely not onscreen

>>27900897
Got you covered.

>>27894243
>Applejack
A bunch of shit that's just apples made a slightly different way
>Rarity
Absolutely nothing, maybe she remembers one every couple of weeks and adds some sorth of leftover pastry from her party's(not that you complain since those are delicious)
>Pinkie pie
Loving meal made with love but too sugary even tho you keep reminding her to ease up on it
>Rainbow dash
Some shitty promotional sports food she gets for free from the wonder bolts
>Twilight
Actually it's spike making it, he is a bro
>Fluttershy
A nice and healthy meal, not the most delicious thing in the world but she takes her time to make it good and appetizing and adds a little note

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>>27894243
>You support waifu like honorable salary man.
>
It's fun to pretend
Also, deviled eggs because she knows it's my favorite

>>27897279
back to /b/

>AJ
Ok, it's always apples. But it somehow manages to be different every time. And it shows a lot of care and affection.

>FS
Lots of vegetables, arranged in some silly, lovey dovey getup and under that, a note stating "I'll be your dessert"[/spoiler]

>PP
Fat, sugary stuff arranged as a working merry-go-round that keeps repeating "I love you".

>RD
Burnt stuff that actually tastes good if only for the lovely effort she keeps putting into it.

>RY
Exotic food you're allowed to eat only after all your coworkers have taken a pic of it and posted it on their social profiles

>TS
Normal food, catalogued by letter, color size and crossreferenced.

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>>27894243
Spagoots!!!

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>>27894243
pizza rolls

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>waifu is pic related

Can ghosts pack lunches? I don't know...

>>27901473
She can try.

>>27901100
>your coworkers post picture's of your food on sociap media.
What, do you work with a bunch of women?