612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #44 is due out next Wednesday (Jul. 20).
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
It's nearly another weekend; though it may mean slightly less in summer, it's still as happy an excuse as any to have a reason to wind down and relax before whatever evening plans might come into play tomorrow. Maybe a good time to look over a schedule, too - are there any upcoming rare critter sights Fluttershy could experience? Her first breezies trip was invitational, so some ponies are keeping track of this sort of thing.
>>27888952
Previous thread.
>filly
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction: Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
616 - The Times They Are a Changeling:When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discord:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's role-playing game session.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>butts
>Colt
>Emprah
I make a living as a hired cuddler.
Just give me a name, and they'll be cuddled before nightfall.
Pony checked your pantry and chucked everything that contained HFCS
>tiddos
Pony reminded you that only fuckboys use HCFS
>>27894249
would you smooch that filly on the forehead and wish her a good day at school
>>27894222
>>27894226
>>27894249
NOI
O
I
>>27894262
>>27894253
do the equestria girls ever suck on one another's bazongas
aww yeah time for pre-friday horses
Aunt Orange speaking in slang to Apple Bloom.
>>27894281
>new shout comic sooon
this is a good thing
>>27894281
>James bond becomes a horse
>>27894253
>>27894292
its nice to have things to look forward to!
Quick, I need images of dancing ponies and have none!
Goodnight Anon
>>27894253
hips>ass>>>>>>>>tits
>>27894281
Man equstria's weather can be really treacherous
>>27894317
EVERYONE DO THE CUNT!
man i just want to sit around in public in equestria and stroke myself to ponies as they walk by
Remember to give the pony at least 3 hours of oralcare, they have very sugary diets..
rip france
>>27894328
My nigga.
Hmm. I don't have very many hip pictures. You have any big-hipped pony pics?
>>27894346
>caring about France
>>27894341
can i suck their dicks afterwards?
>>27894213
>>27894353
But anon that isn't a pony.
>>27894360
Horse moms
>>27894368
That's your prerogative.
>>27894373
Right. Do you have any you can post?
Would you watch an episode starring Sir Spike (Spike's fantasy self from ADAPS and DPDOMS) that parodies action movies, complete with explosions and corny one-liners?
>>27894394
use Google
>>27894397
Only if all the other parody characters are the rest of the cast with some decent background pones.
>>27894405
why does this exist
>>27894210
The show could always use more ponies in cute outfits
>>27894389
you're a prerogative
>>27894417
I really, REALLY wish we got a whole episode of her in that outfit. I was hoping the Breezies episode was going to be just her alone in the Breezie's native land. Exploring, documenting, living with them. Almost like a parody of the woman who lived with the gorillas.
>>27894261
i'd give her one or two good orgasms before sending her off to school
Filly wants to be an anthro when she grows up.
Filly wants to be as ugly as you someday.
>>27894417
>>27894430
I kinda wished the show used Fluttershy's affinity for animals like they did during the first comic arc.
>>27894417
post more fluttershy
i like her very much
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT8qBdZghW67aAdAS4/giphy.gif
Filly wants to become your bride someday.
>>27894412
Some people are ignorant of the whole production story.
>>27894467
Can do
>>27894467
Yeah, alright.
>>27894353
What happened to Joey Darkmeat?
Ded?
I miss the hips
>>27894467
Here.
Here's your dumbass yellow stupid do-nothing peta horse.
she is too perfect for this world
>>27894475
AN so she will be
>>27894496
flutters and dash are such good friends
>>27894522
Remember that time she sung with Rainbow Dash about animals?
Remember that time she asked if they should sing it again?
>>27894550
>>27894555
this ponies are too gay for each other
>>27894475
Great.
Which CMC will get married first?
>>27894560
Ponies aren't gay, they're just indiscriminately affectionate. It catches other species off guard at first but in the end it rubs off on them too.
>>27894475
Ew no.
>>27894571
The little apple
To me
>>27894571
Apple Bloom to that one Norwegian anon who really likes Tender Taps.
>>27894588
why are norwegian so gay
>Fluttershy goes to a nature preserve to live with and observe the wild bears in the area
>After a few months she decides to extend her stay, but everyone warns her that they normally get more aggressive during that time since they're getting ready for hibernation
>Gets mauled to death and her bisected corpse is found with audio recording of her dying screams
>>27894571
Apple Bloom will get knocked up one of these days. It will be a shotgun wedding.
Filly has some assembly required.
>>27894550
>That Lyra recolor
>>27894598
No.
Bad Anon.
>>27894598
>Wins an Oscar
>>27894635
>Lumineko
>>27894588
Maybe i should marry both of them.
>>27894579
that reminds me
i haven't jacked off to ember in a while
can you imagine her stroking you up and down with her dainty hand?
can you imagine inserting your full length into her hot, wet, tight cloaca, filling her like she's never been filled before?
>>27894640
I like lumineko
Pony is clamoring for reform
>>27894660
Then you have shit taste
>>27894651
can anyone link me to some good dragoness porn?
>>27894666
>>27894662
Pony wants chloroform?
Ok
>>27894675
It's ok anon, i think their stuff is decent
>>27894651
You have my attention, Anon. What are you going to do with it?
>>27894671
>no hooves
Gas yourself
scalies
>>27894686
>>27894697
Dude, I will sink it into anything as long as it's not human.
>>27894697
This
ember pretending not like being fucked hard by you when secretly shedoes
Filly made a breakfast for you
>>27894697
Sure, My waifu farts are fucking amazing
>>27894729can't feel it because your human penor isn't hardcore enough
ftfy
>>27894685
she wants to change an existing policy
>>27894731
t-thanks filly
Filly asks you to provide the alcohol for her party tonight.
Remember to teach your filly how to be a proper lady.
https://derpibooru.org/1137610
>>27894789
Never.
Filly should naught but fillydom.
>>27894787
Get her a bunch of non alcoholic beer and premixed virgin drinks.
Laugh when they talk about how drunk they are.
Pony says she was well within her rights to shoot you, as you were trespassing on her property and violated her NAP.
Colt killed you in a fit of gay panic defense.
>>27894799
>it's not shit
>>27894837
>No hooves
>not shit
Fucking neo-MLPG
>>27894848
I wanna grab that tongue.
>>27894848
It's not anthro and it's not humanized ponies though. It's a cute show-accurate dragon and a wimpy human insertion.
>>27894864
Anon there are NO HOOVES in that picture
Zero
Therefore thinking it isn't garbage is objectively wrong
DUDE
https://derpibooru.org/1134043god this stuff really hits the spot
>>27894875
Why are dragons so fuckable?
>>27894875
Welp', time to visit /aco/ for somexeno_____
>>27894828
I think i could take on coltbut this is a legitimate fear of mine.When stallion finds out I "fought" colt and tried to "come on to him" by pinning him in his rage I'm going to get the shit stomped out of me by his big brother anyway though.
>>27894885
I preferdorks
>>27894875
It's pretty fantastic.
https://derpibooru.org/1137610
This is my favorite.
Dragons are not for sexual.
>>27894922
I disagree.
>>27894910
>"Anon? Ember? Hey, I found those gems you said you needed for th-"
>'HAAA~ YEAH, ANON, F-FUCK, OH ,OH, OH, OHHH YEAH, HARDER!!~'
>Spike's head began the slowest downward descent as his feet came into view
>Then tear drops on the dirt next to them
>>27894922
Dragons are one of the few things that are very much for sexual.
Is the show too slice of life?
>(2) War Fillies have joined your party
>>27894964
No
the show needs to be more slice of life
>>27894965
breed them
>>27894990
They should do an Amending Fences type episode for all the other 5.
>>27894922
Dragons are not even for interesting.
>>27894992
>>27895012
more must be made for the effort
>>27894990
>the show needs to be more slice of life
The last time they did that everyone here got mad over a really fun episode.
>>27894804
>fillydom
>>27895052
*cringe
>Nice footage
fuck this I'm getting drunk tonight
>>27895068
>cringing over SoL
you must have embarrassment problems
>>27895012
Breed all the fillies
And all the colts too
>>27895068
>one kind of crappy part
>OH GOD THE WHOLE EPISODE IS CRINGE I CAN'T DEAL
>>27895098
Why are mares and fillies so pretty?
>>27895052
>everyone here
A handful of autismotrons isn't everyone.
If she has a butt stamp she's good to bang.
>>27895111
Well obviously it isn't but the only thing that's ever posted here when it's brought up is people bitching about meme episodes and pandering. It's almost as bad as people whining about shimmer.
>>27895144
Shimmer is 0pone, though.
>>27895144
plenty of people posted about how much they enjoyed it
>>27895152
That's a lie.
>>27895152
Shimmer is the prettiest pone ever you fuckign faggot
>>27895156
Eh, so long as it's the pone version\
I'm gonna dis anyway
>>27895156
The last time I saw that was when it actually aired. Afterwards it was all a clusterfuck.
>>27895198
I think you might have a slight case of the confirmation bias. Or maybe i do.
I see more praising of the episode than the opposite. Only thing i see everyone agreeing being shit is the music horse scene.
>>27895169
>Sunset as that crazy girl in school who thinks she's "transpony". All her past boyfriends know she's fucking crazy.
I could see it.
>>27895231
...Still would
>>27895218
I don't know what to tell you, man. I know I can't be in every single general but I've seen the episode brought up a lot since it first aired and almost everyone I've seen seems to revile it for reasons I can't understand. But yeah, the music horse scene being subpar is universally agreed upon.
Also fuck, I love posting Derpy.
>>27895174
Was the prettiest pone LOL
I want to tie Ember's legs together and forcefully give her a pedicure.
>>27895231
Pretty sure she grew out of that being human for a few years.
>>27895238
Would you let her put her bdsm bridle gear on you? Would you neigh while you mount her?
>>27895262
There's something incredibly sad about that.
>>27895241
Wh doesn't
>>27895279
What's sad about it
>>27895283
Heathens.
>>27895315
Savages
>>27895285
Something about being teased for being weird and intentionally acting differently so it stops happening.
We're talking about a non-canon Sunset Shimmer though. Sunset probably showed up at school like she fucking owned the place from day 1 and makes Twilight Sparkle's stumbling in the human world make her look borderline retarded.
>>27895322
Barely even human.
>>27895262
No
Sunset is a ponykin and everyone else needs to check their human privilege since they never have to suffer through having a body that they have to learn how to adapt to all on their own without help and fitting into a world that they shouldn't be in
Fucking shitlords
>>27895343
Wow, her hair's kind of pretty that way.
>>27895279
I'd like to think she'd make horse noises in coitus.
>>27895345
Long hair is the prettiest hair.
>>27895335
Too kind.
I'd call them fully human. Nonponies.
>maybe mlpg will be fun tonight!
>more fucking shimmershitposting
>>27895345
But it's pretty all the time
>>27895353
how long are we talking
rapunzel-length?
>>27895372
Yeah but being full straight instead of wavy is really nice.
>>27895349
Well yes, she definitely will. There will also be lots of snorting and affectionate nibbling. Maybe some light farting.
But she wants you helping her get off and that's what she wants.
1-3:stram
4-6:draw
7-9:vid
dubs/0: beb
>>27895197
the pone version is always the right version
FUCK OF EQGFAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27895383
stram draw
man i had a terrific cum to those ember animations
>>27895386
>>27895386
>>27895378
Even the hair on the Equestria Girls is atypically long and that's hot (obviously because dolls). It basically goes to their butts. Just that length is great to see in person. There's an obscene amount of care behind the scenes to make that kind of hair to look good.
>>27895358
But even nonpone Derp is adorable.
>>27895421
No.
What would the Mane Six, Spike, and Starlight's favorite old Nickelodeon show be?
>>27895407
>Masturbating to no hooves
Mate..........
>>27895383
what stram
>>27895445
Changelings are full of GUTS.
>>27895430
dude a pony couldn't jack you off as well as ember could with those pretty little claws of hers
>>27895427
>rejecting Derpy in any manner
Filly is dressed as a businessmare.
>>27895465
I'd rather jack a pony off though. I want to reach around their tummy and fiddle with their bits.
>>27895418
what are those fuckhuge boots for
is the ground really hot in their world
Filly is ded
>>27895466
Derpy is a pony
If it's not a pony it can not possibly be Derpy
>>27895474
i want a filly to sit in my lap as i slowly rub her clit in circles until she squirts all over the both of usi love how you can talk about the pedoist shit and say it's about fillies
>>27895486
I respectfully disagree.
How about anthro Derpy?
>>27895488
Go to /a/, you can do the same but with loli instead.
>>27895478
It's just the style of the time. In 10 years they'll all laugh at it and wonder what the hell they were thinking.
Daaaapi
>>27895501
No.
>>27895514
Are you sure?
>>27895519
Yes.
>>27895527
Why not?
>>27895505
i want all those equestria girl feet in my face
don't judge me
>>27895501
Fuck no
>>27895552
I don't get your fetish sexually, but I can respect it.
Derptails.
>>27895539
Because anthro never looks right.
It has no cohesion and it's 99% oversexualized garbage anyways.
>>27895559
what's wrong with what she's looking at
You wouldn't say no to a cute filly.
>>27895609
Tomatoes are poisonous to a lot of animals. I'm betting the joke is tomatoes are too.
>>27895628
>>27895609
>>27895629
I butchered that last sentence, but you get the idea: horses can't do tomatoes.
I guess ketchup is fine though.
>>27895624
That i would not.
Filly can do me any way she wants.
>>27895657
I want to be that ball.
>>27895369
It's never fun here.
>>27895645
Well MLP horses aren't real horses and they have eaten shit on the show that would kill normal horses
>>27895686
Are you saying horses aren't supposed to eat cake? Because I don't believe you.
>>27895686
horses never die
>>27895710
But they can be killed.
Would you hug a chubby pony?
>>27895754
Only if she goes on a diet
Now that pony is dead, filly will take the reins of the business.
>Anon, my child.
>>27895858
Yup, I love her.
>>27895814
why do you want to be pony's child
>>27895814
>"Anonymous, my son."
>>27895865
Question:
How do I file for a waifu divorce?
I think I'm in pony love
>>27895976
How's that different from regular love?
your mom wants to know why you aren't married yet
>>27895980
there's at least 1 pony involved
kloudmutt can't draw
>>27895986
I'm 22.
>>27895986
You're the only one for me, ma
>>27896004
>>27895986
But I live with my parental units. They know I'm a friendless NEET.
>>27895986
But I'm married.
>>27896014
>>27894964
>>27894990
There is no slice of life
>>27896023
NOI
(and her friend)
>>27895858
>Nu-Glim
>>27895986
My mom doesn't bother me with that
Maybe when I'm in my 30s, but I'm starting to think she has given up
>>27896023
A U R O R A
>>27895986
Haven't met the right stallion yet.
>>27896067
An aurora borealis? In this climate? At this time of year? Centralized in your kitchen?
...Can I see it?
>>27896090
.....no.
>>27896090
No.
>>27896060
what is it
>>27896075
I want to turn stallion Dash into a girl
Pony wants to explain to you how to give the perfect blowjob.
>>27895814
Alternatively
>Sneak up behind pony
>Pony now thinks she birthed you
Ponies are not smart.
>>27896158
that's kind of a pony thing, don't worry about it pony I'm sure you do a great job
>>27896156
>I'm so sorry!
>No no wait
>do it again
>>27896159
Stay in your shitty character containment.
>>27896159
She's so pretty in that dress.
I want to kiss this pony
About to fap. Anybody want to suggest a fetish?
>>27896159
Fucking fuck off Sunset Shitfuck
>>27896245
>>27896245
turtles
>>27896251
Glasses?
>>27896216
She's even prettier out of it
>>27896106
Like make him grow his mane out, unfuck his eyebrows and make him stop working out?
Or like tftg magical transformation into Rainbow Dash where he's too weak to overpower his former asshole friends who like the smaller, female Rainbow much better?
>>27896245
Love.
>>27896248
>>27896251
>>27896254
I tried looking for moondancer x tank and got nothing
>>27896212
>>27896248
Why would you get so mad at such a pretty horsie grill?
>>27896245
Prenatal impregnation.
https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=392775
>>27896245feet
>>27896212
>>27896248
t. cucks
I told Pony that your country was over 19 trillion dollars in debt, and she threw up
>>27896274
>Don't talk to me or my pone ever again
>>27896292
I really like in womb penetration. You're my nigga.
>>27896300
Joke's on pony, that's my fetish
>>27896300
You bored her to the point where she vomited?
What the fuck, who keeps leaving Pony with you.
I told Pony about your country's welcoming genocide at the hands of filthy savages that use their own hands to wipe their ass and she didn't believe me
I told pony your fetish was her throwing up and she threw up.
>>27896300
Pat her on the back and tell her rules don't apply to the country try that prints the world's money
So hey! When's the Celestia episode?
I told pony stop listening to strange men on the internet
I told Pony some people actually believe their ruler should give them free money, and she threw up
>>27896372
Episode n+1 where n is equal to the number of episodes in the series.
I told pony that the time has come to speak of many things.
>>27896372
>Celestia episode
>Celestia being relevant after Season 2
HAHAHAHAhahahahah...
;_;
>>27896381
AND THEN SHE WOKE BACK UP TO PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG WITH ME
>>27896381
CABBAGES AND KINGS?
itp that people like her butt and she farted
>>27896385
ye haw
>>27896372
Haha!
That's so funny!
>>27896385
She's a responsible pony who needs to wake up early, anon.
>>27896372
DELETE THIS
>>27896405
I'm giving her the day off tomorrow
Dash will take over her farm duties
>>27896413
>>27896405
I regret to inform you that it is currently canon that Someone else can get AJ's chores done in a small afternoon sitting by ponies more qualified than her.
She should stick to raising barns
>>27896378
So its the first OVA?
I want to be her squire
>>27896413
>trusting Dash with anything
>>27895105
>one kind of crappy part
The "crappy" part that people seem to mention all the time wasn't even bad
>>27896444
L I T T E R B U G
I
T
T
E
R
B
U
G
Sir why is your home filled with fillies?
>>27896462
I'm the filly lord
>>27896462
>>27896293
Not even a foot fetishist but I like this picture. There's something interesting about drawing such a mundane thing like putting your shoes on. The attention of detail on the feet is appropriate here too because her attention and the direction of the drawing is towards her feet as well.
I want to non-sexually watch Sunset Shimmer get ready for school. I find myself grossly fascinated with others' routines.
>>27896481
>>27896457
I agree but I didn't exactly like it myself so I just concede that it's the worst part of the episode.
Recreational petting.
>>27896490
Yeah, that does something for me. It's ironically lame though so it loses points.
>>27896565
Competitive petting
>>27896569
Filly was just shot by a cop
>>27896490
>early bed time
I hate being old.
>>27896588
fuck off trixie
Procreational Fucking
>>27896588
Yes, laundry day is a good one.
>>27896590
She really should have rethought the zebra mowhawk.
filly started singing that she just can't wait to be king
>>27896293
wait a second why is she putting her shoes on/taking them off when she has no pants on?
>>27896639
It's called a dress Anon
>>27896630
Sing everybody wants to be a filly
>>27896657
I don't know that one
>>27896683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrXR6n0RTY
>>27896683
I didn't know filly was this pleb about her songs. Next you'll tell me she doesn't know wanna be like filly.
>>27896698
FILLY WANTS TO BE LIKE YOU-HOO HOO
(HOP DE WOOBLY DOO BOP)
SHE WANTS TO WALK LIKE YOU
TALK LIKE YOU~
>>27896639
I guess she's just not wearing her tights today.
Seems like a bad idea but I'm not her mom.
>>27896615
#Zebralivesmatter
>>27896726
what kind of outfit is that anyways?
It's like a dress, but another dress too, and she's also wearing pants. And then the jean jacket from the 80s.
>>27896741
Now now let's not get carried away.
>>27896742
It's a dress with a yellow hem and yoga pants.
>>27896742
The clear part is fringe, it's not one dress over another. And yeah, the leather jacket. Personally I think she makes it work.
>>27896791
It would be better if she just had a white shirt
>>27896791
Who is this semen demon
>>27896843
Slutshat Shammer
>>27896868
>Applejack is the same colour as apple pie filling.
my god
Remove
>>27896868
yo applejack, its rude to put your dirty horse feet all over my pie
>>27896742
The jean jacket is literally the best part. It adds a good dose of color contrast and makes the whole outfit look more balanced. I don't think it fits her with just the dress and tights/leggings.
Also note the boots match the jacket. When you have only one outfit it's easy to make it good.
>>27896892
I want antho Applejack to mash her bare feet all over a pie so I can lick them clean.
>>27896892
>not wanting to taste her hooves
>>27896911
id rather aim between her legs
Will NEETpone be in any future episodes?
anyone have that picture of applejack stuffing a pie into her diaper
i really needed it for a joke reply i had in mind but i cant find that picture anywhere
>>27896923
anyone else like to wonder how these weirdo artists are like in real life
>>27896931
>>27896923
>>27896931
Is this it?
>>27896953
thats it, thanks guy
>>27896953
is she puling it out or putting it in?
major difference here
>>27896973
>>27896973
>>27896973
>>27896972
She's obviously putting it in, just like in that movie.
>>27896953
She going to get pie all up in her vajanner!
Sunset Shimmer is a horse. Please refer to her with pony pronouns such as mare, filly, and nag.
Despite that she looks very much like a human and her biology is in fact human, if you mis-species her even by accident all the ponies in the forum will call you the scum of the earth til your dying day
>>27897020
If Sunset Shimmer is going to be a horse,
she's going to have to wear her horse diapers.
filly says Unicron's theme is cool but the music in the movie sucks
>>27897020
If she wants to be treated like a horse maybe she should present like a horse better. As is, she's way overdressed for a pony and wouldn't be specied as such.
>>27896811
Can't say I agree, this is too cute.
dude
How the fuck do I take care of a pet pony. do I need a litter box for this thing or something?
>>27897085
Shit, this reminds me of this extremely old story I saved years ago.
>>27897085
That's a dog pony, anon. She needs walks twice a day and plenty a room to run around outside.
>>27897098
>gorodetsky
thats a blast from the past
>>27897014
But that's the best use of pie
MONEYSUCCESSFAMEBRONIES
>>27896742
>>27896791
I literally saw someone wearing that at uni
I don't know if she was cosplaying or something, but aside from the chevrons it was spot on
>>27897119
It's a pretty look. The whole outfit makes sense but if the colors were the same I'd say it was stealth cosplay. Maybe she cosplayed as Sunset and liked the outfit enough to wear it regularly.
Did she have cool boots too?
>>27897137
Yes
>>27897137
More importantly,did she have tiddies
>>27897105
Fuck dogs
ponies are cats and that's final
>>27897143
Next time you see her you should offer her some hay. She'll jump your bones.
>>27897137
She had leather boots with straps on them kind of like hers
I literally stopped and stared in shock because so many people had railed on that outfit and said nobody would wear something like it irl
>>27897154
Pone is pone
>>27897167
That's funny, because I think of all the Equestria Girls outfits she has the only one you might see in real life. Hers is the least over-stylized.
>>27897163
i wish he did more cumshot pics of her
>>27897197
Me too.I wish he did more futa too
>>27895858
mlpg pls
http://snaks5thavenchew.com/collections/gourmet-horse-treats?page=1
>>27897272
would you cup her face with your hand and rub her ear
>>27897276
>>27897300
Your post inspired me to do that with my plushie of her. I'm doing it right now.
you come home to see your tv tipped over and your filly hiding under the couch, her butt very obviously sticking out from under it
>>27897330
My couches are pretty low to the ground, I don't think there's room for her beneath them.
>>27897358
fillies can collapse their rib cages to flatten themselves under tight spaces
How is your waifu herd coming a long? my is 90% pregnant right now.
>>27897369
well they still aren't real yet
>>27897369
Those are some fat mares.
>>27897387
alright who fucked all the ponies
fess up
>>27897387
>dash looks double pregnant
>meaning she was cummed in and fucked hard
unf
>>27897387
This image makes me uncomfortable for some reason.
>>27897409
because they all look ready to burst
>>27897409
Because you're a FAGGOT.
>>27897369
why are all those horses pregnant
>>27897415
>>27897418
I think it's because it reminds me too much of those creepy things when a whole bunch of high school girls agree to all get pregnant together.
>>27897387
alright who's the cuck here
this is why i need multiple horse waifus, i want to go adventuring with a few mares while having some forever pregnant mares taking care of my castle and children back home.
>>27897455
well, only horses can get horses pregnant
>>27897369
I can't see all those horses without thinking that they're all just like full of farts
>>27897455
No one? All seem pregnant and pretty happy.
beef supremes are half off wednesdays
>>27897520
Luna wants to hook you up with her loser older sister.
Do you ever get the urge to draw some really horrible shit, but you don't want it to be associated with your name at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFwIL5whx3M
>>27897587
I'm putting off listening to this because I know I'm going to enjoy it and I want to wait and savor it when I feel like I can relax better and appreciate it more. But it might be as long as an hour now until then.
https://derpibooru.org/1199031
>>27897581
No, not really.
that wasnt what i was google searching for at all
https://pink-pony-bakery.myshopify.com/products/pink-pony-donuts?variant=1038290692
>>27897618
I want to try one out of curiosity.
I bet they're pretty awful. Probably pretty light on the sugar though.
>>27897615
How is this sexy again?
It's artistically fine but content-wise it's literally shit.
>>27897627
ponka
poofy
maned
mares
>>27897656
The little kerchief is very cute
>"In any case, mating two full siblings together does not qualify as inbreeding"
the benefits of family breeding to keep the bloodline pure
http://onpasture.com/2014/10/20/breeding-matters-iii-inbreeding-vs-line-breeding/
Princessesare not for sexual!
>>27897671
such a cute episode
>>27897674
>Pony princesses never need to close their eyes
>Except for when they climax.
>>27897656
Why are they so great?
>>27897269
nigga french toast crunch is the fucking shit
imagine how many tiny loaves of bread they had to use to make all them toasts
She's a lovely horse.
during the purge it becomes legal to hug or cuddle ANYONE
>>27897693
you can't handle the fwoomph
>>27897709
BUT CAN I RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS?
>>27897693
Yeah, "Spice Up Your Life" was good.
(Of course, it *could* have been with Twi and Rarity, and there could have been some scenes with Twi adorably pigging out on curry, and in the end a little lecture about what good taste is good for.)
>>27897724
do any novelty joke pictures of her exist with a massive comical size of crotch hair
>>27897733
I'm almost sure I've seen one before but derpibooru has it, I don't.
>>27897729
Who cares, we got super spicy adorable curry pone.
coriander's butt
I want to hug the ponies
>>27897813
do you think you can handle it
>>27897751
She's mid tier at best
>>27897822
I honestly don't know
but I have to try
also I want the ponies to hug me too
>>27897822
I can easily handle pony hugs that are lvl 6 or lower
>>27897834
Lies.
>>27897836
what about a level 99 filly
>>27897844
no such filly exists
>>27897843
Anon she's cute but all ponies are cute or eventually become cute.
The color scheme is okay but nothing more.
Her voice is okay.
She is okay.
I do admit that her mane is pretty great though, but that's not enough unfortunately.
It's just that there are far cuter ponies that she doesn't stand a chance against. It's not her, it's the godly competition she has.
Post your waifu.
>>27897857
well, okay
>>27897859
It seems that word hasn't made it to Equestria yet.
>>27897854
I can't be agreeing with any of that. Everything about her is phenomenal, down to her itty pointed ears.
i would like to be nuzzled by celestia before i die
>>27897868
Well then Anon, good for you.I'm just sorry for your dead taste
>>27897854
kys
You guys are being overdefensive
>>27897871
Funny, I was about to tell you the same thing.
>>27897857
good night
Which Princess has the biggest horsecock?
>>27897895
None of them.
Nyx misses you.
But her aim is getting better.
>>27897895
Princess Celestia, of course
>>27897897
Skyla was born with one, so she at least wins by default.
>>27897895
Luna, how do you think she cock vores so many ponies?
>>27897884
It is a good night
Big
birdwomen
https://derpibooru.org/1201037
which pony would you eat first if your plane crashed in the appalachian mountains
>>27897921
The faggot that won't fucking fly me or us to safety
>>27897927
so fluttershy
>>27897904
shrinking them in their dreams, obviously
>>27897936
micro a shit
>>27897938
appearing as a giantess in their dreams, then
>tfw your favorite pony fetish discord group is now filled with underage kids
>>27897942
>now
>>27897915
>this picture is based on my favorite story in fimfiction
>doesnt link it
re
>>27897939
ew no
same size or nothing
besides it still means that the princess is bigger than her cockjects
>>27897921
i don't think that's the right time for oral sex, but probably sweetie belle
those hot squeaks of pleasure
>>27897948
I mean, he did say it was based on several different stories
>>27897951
ILLEGAL
>>27897963
when the cops aren't around everything's legal
>>27897948
You have quite literally the shittiest taste in literature imaginable.
>>27897967
>retracts claws
>>27897967
no, you can't tickle with hooves
>>27897975
Then why does Luna tickle me while she holds me snugly in her motherly embrace?
>>27897984
she's using magic for that
>>27897984
That's actually part of her hypnosis and condition regime to make you forget your real mother and accept her.
>>27897963
it's not illegal if she cums
>>27897997
you're thinking of colts
but that's only because their spunk is a viable form of sustenance
>>27897988
Still nicer.
>>27897972
i will admit this is true. i have read and fapped to some of the worst fanfiction.
i cant help it ok.
>>27897942
Tap that sweet teenage poon while you can
Pony asks if you're both single at 40 if you'd like to get hitched.
>>27898024
Yes you can. You're just a weak motherfucker.
>>27898024
anyway here's the stories that I'm aware of that probably inspired the image
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/320027/endowed-and-egregious
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/309112/gryphon-the-dress-up
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/266101/4/drabbles/4---griffon-a-hard-time
let me know if you find any others that are relevant
I don't particularly care for muscle, but I love giant women with giant dicks
>>27898043
sorry but i already promised to marry celestias ponut
>>27898051
>if you're both single
so you plan on outliving Twilight?
>>27898047
I could stop if i wanted to but sometimes I just really want to read about sunset shimmer participating in the local highschool horse fisting competition
>>27898049
You are a faggot.
>>27898049
>all marked as read
shit where is all of the new shit
>>27898068
Sure, what's your point?
Do you dance?
it's pretty lively for how late it is
don't you guys have work in th morning
put the pony down and come to bed
she has a heart and ass of gold
>>27898099
I start my next set of night shifts tomorrow night so I need to stay up very late tonight.
>>27898099
but theres a sleeping pony on my lap i dont want to wake him
>>27898107
>all of them have bedroom eyes except Fluttershy
Purest waifu
>>27898099
Nope, it's the weekend
I've got tomorrow off
still taking my pony to bed though
>>27898110
just carry him with you
come on
Princess wants toERP with you!
>>27898118
Only if it's the pink one.
>>27898123
She can paint herself pink, if that's what you want.
>>27898123
you're going to have to be more specific
there are several
>>27898126
Well then, can she please tell her sister-in-law or adopted niece that I'd love to chat anytime.
>>27898116
how do i move a sleeping stallion without setting off his sleep erection making a mess everywhere
>>27898135
The mess is inevitable. Just find something to catch the mess with.
>>27898135
hit him in the head with his own boner
>>27898135
if you're not keeping garbage bags within arm's reach of places where you'll have an available lap for him to sleep in then I don't know what to tell you
>>27898132
She's blocked you on everything she has, you know.
>>27898143
It's cool. It's not like her house isn't in the middle of the city and is the tallest structure on the planet or anything. I know where I can find her.
how do i get a pretty pony girlfriend
>>27898147
it
it was just playing, right?
>>27898156
Just a prank, bro!
>>27898147
OH MAH GAWD MIKE HE ATE A BURD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk
>>27897269
how did she pull it out if the fridge without feeling it was empty
who uses milk in cartons anymore
shit gif
>>27898147
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
>>27898175
>who uses milk in cartons anymore
like rest of the world?
>>27898150
Have you tried the beach?
>>27898182
lmfaoooooooo @ europe
>Have a dumb idea to do something with dolls.
>Youtube how to pop doll heads off.
>There are tutorials for this shit.
I am scared for the internet.
>>27898182
Shh, he doesn't know any better, he's probably Canadian.
>>27898199
>Once cent more gives you a full half gallon more.
>>27898148
Well, the other, bluer pony Princess is entirely willing and ready to adapt to your every desire.
>>27898171
It happens
>>27898209
I'm not really into girls with a history of self-harm.
have you hugged your plushies today?
>>27898233
...yes
>>27898233
I move out in two weeks and then I'm going to put all my plushies on my bed and sleep with them everynight.
>>27898200
I hope you know you're in a part of the internet many people are afraid of
>>27898247
>The scary internet was in me all along!
Shit, this is just like the skeletons!
>>27898231
She's really improved, honest. Rehab, all that, she's still a virgin, even. As pure as they get.
>>27898255
What will you do with this newfound power that this horrible realization has given to you?
No cause for alarm, Anon.
Everything is JUST FINE
>>27898259
How about we start with coffee and see where things go from there.
>>27898268
Well, shit, i'm already a wizard so I don't know, level up?
>>27898271
It's 11pm and Pony just invited you upstairs for "coffee". What do you do?
>>27898271
She's already got the coffee ready.
An "Azzurro" latte. Just 5 strength.
>>27898269
Good thing I'm wearing protection
>>27898316
Shit taste.
Pony has made a new profile on a dating site!
Ponies' eyes dilate when they're about to pounce on and hug unsuspecting victims.
>>27898330
They dilate further when Pony is about to orgasm.
>>27898330
it's a good thing my incredibly quick reflexes will allow me to punch any ponies mid pounce out of the sky
>>27898337
>Achievement acquired: First Mare in Space
>>27898355
>15 minutes into spoon and chill and she gives you this look
>>27898371
>>27898371
>>27898371
The sun may or may not be up yet.