Whose line is it anyway?

>>27889962
50 shades of hay.

>>27889962
Fifty shades of black and gre-
>>27889963
FUCK

Petulant Pony Perturbed Pussy

>>27889962
Dating an ugly retard 101

Lolita

How do pun?

Of Dykes and Mares

Poor Little Pegasus Stallion

>>27889962
The Webster's Dictionary.

Celestias Sensual Stallion Steward

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Things you can say about your instruments, but not your waifu.

>>27889993
>Banjo starts playing

>>27889972
>tfw this novel is about anon

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>>27889996

>>27889993
"Sure, you can borrow it"

>>27889996
Who is Jo and why do we need to ban him?

>>27889993
You are real.

>>27889993
"Bought it for only 400 bits"

>>27889993
"The g is easy to hit."

>>27889993
"Yeah, She could use a tune up."

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What did you just say to Sunset?

>>27890034
"Sorry, I've been told not to stare at the Sun or else I'll go blind."

>>27890034
>"Yes, all of the eggs."

>>27890034
I bet Sentry finished in a Flash.

>>27890034
I'm gonna make your sunset shimmer tonight.

>>27890034
"Do you come with eggs?"

>>27890034
I bet we could fit quite a few through our portal.

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What the fuck did she just read on here?

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Spy code words you would give to Special Agent Sweetie Drops for he next mission.

>>27890075
Nyx is best pegusus

>>27890075
"basalt is a malleable sedimentary rock that is formed by the flow of a river cutting into the earth's crust."

>>27890078
"The mint mare moans at midnight."

>>27890106
Twilights twat twinkles til tuesday

OP here. I'm off to bed. I'm going to repost this thread tomorrow once it dies. Itll be funner once everyone's awake.

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Dating video service announces

>>27890572
"Are you a lonely stallion in need of a special somepony?"
"The population of mares to stallions is like five to one, you have to be pathetic as all hell!"
"For just 500 bits a day we will rent you a zebra that will pretend to be interested in you over the internet."
"Send her gifts, money orders to help her get to your country, we don't care, as long as she makes you happy."
"And she will only be happy if she gets enough of your money to move to your house."

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>>27890020

>>27890572
What kind of degenerate pone would want to arous a draggin?

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>>27889962
A copy of
"A Comprehensive Guide on Magic, the Universe, and Everything Else - 1000 Year Anniversary Edition - Unabridged, with the complete collection of Starswirl the Bearded and Clover the Clever's correspondence on Science, and Foreword written by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna"

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something embarrassing you'd do in front of you waifu on a date, GO.
https://youtu.be/AZCIutM2JEI

>>27892536
Pretend she is real at all.

>>27892536
Exist.
I'm already an embarrassment.