612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
Twilight used to write letters to the Princess. What do you think she wrote? Just friendship lessons? Did she have a casual pen pal-like correspondence with Celestia? Or was it purely teacher-student material? Maybe she snuck a few drawings of dicks, who knows.
Previous thread
>>27876357
>filly
smooch
time
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
616 - The Times They Are a Changeling:When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27882260
>>27882270
it isnt gay if its 2 stallions
oh no wait its still completely gay
Do you think your Senponi will notice you today?
>>27882287
Sadly, no.
Nyx asked you to wrap her up snuggly in a blanket and cradle her
tfw you forgot how to draw ponies
Why does she have the most perfect voice?
filly did the thing
>>27882357
https://vine.co/v/e2ZhrdU561Z
>>27882351
imagine what she'd sound like during sex
I love fillies.
>>27882365
You can't just give me these turbolewd thoughts anon I just woke up holy shit
>>27882397
GOOD MORNING
AND GOOD MORNING TO YOUR DICK
>>27882405
ah screw it why the hell not
Imagine a world without fillies.
I don't care for fillies.
Imagine a world where ponies were only fiction.
>>27882430
>why the hell not
You could spend your time in a more productive manner.
http://colorslive.com/details/2227586
DESTROY THE FILLIES
DESTROY THEM
>>27882459
He could have a quick wank then draw. Don't tell Anon he can't fap; that's practically his special talent.
>>27882459
Wow I barely avoid feeling like shit for waking up at 4 PM and heating yesterday's spaghetti and you just have to go and remind me of all the responsibilities and creative promises I made to myself
okay then
filly died for our sins
>>27882345
I know that feel.
Why do we have to spend so much time drawing the ponies?
I think the ponies should draw US for a change.
>>27882478
>you just have to go and remind me of all the responsibilities and creative promises I made to myself
Yes, because I believe in you, anon-sama.
Drawing is fun, being creative is fun and you will totally enjoy yourself if you just go forward with it.Your dick won't escape you, don't worry about it.
>>27882489
Ponies always draw things weirdly as fuck and when you call them out they get upset saying it's just their style
>>27882489
Pinkie agreed but she insists you draw with her to keep her some company.
>>27882504
I like it when the ponies draw. Especially the ones who aren't known for their creative talents.
>"HI, MLPG!"
>"I'M FROM THE PISS!"
>>27882481
our past sins?
>>27882481
I hope she's ready to die again; I have some lusting to do.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/13/patton-oswalt-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic
I'm going to fuck him
>>27882545
He looks like a bitch.
>>27882545
>R63 Daring Do
what the fuck
>>27882561
It's a cosplay
>>27882561
It's called cosplay you fucking scrublord.
>>27882545
Ooooh boy
>>27882545
Why is Quibble Pants a Daring Doo hater. Why would you spend time at a convention hating one thing when there's other shit you could look at that you would like.
Why would you fucking dress up like her if you didn't like her. Why did you waste time and money putting together a cosplay.
I'm already mad at the concept. They better explain this shit. Unless that's all the point "it's okay to not like things but don't be a dick about it."
>>27882545
>>27882545
>The Comic-Con episode will air a week after San Diego Comic-Con, at which the cast and crew of the hit children’s series will preview the rest of the show’s current sixth season
nice
nice
>>27882481
Fillies can't die.
>>27882587
I hope it doesn't beat you over the head with the point, whatever it ends up being.I also hope it's not trying to be some lesson on how to deal with "haters and trolls"
>comic-con episode
man, this feels like a cringefest already.
>>27882545
I wish those things wouldn't appear three weeks in advance.
I hate this.
>>27882628
How many entry-level pop culture references do you think they can squeeze into 22 minutes?
really wish the show would stop referencing its fandom, which is arguably the worst part about the show
>>27882640
Consider, for a moment, the majestic meme episode.
That many.
>>27882545
So how long after meeting Quibble Pants until Dash calls him a troll?
>>27882640
nyx
>>27882640
>entry-level pop culture references
what
Give me an example of a highbrow pop culture reference
>>27882643
MLPG episode when?
Do not keep the filly on a pedestal.
Oh it's a pony reggae party
>>27882587
Barneyfag: The Episode
>>27882649
That was Larson holding back and Hasbro encouraging him to stick more in.
>>27882664
Not entry-level as in low brow, entry-level as in if you literally know 1 thing about something you'll know this because you see it on all the shirts and hear it repeated by all the fans. You gotta make sure everyone catches all the references.
>>27882649
Three?
>>27882690
luna and celestia are meme ponies, anon.
>>27882690Wait, someone with a concrete list of complaints? Care to list them?
>>27882699
They're not really complaints, I don't see pop culture references as inherently bad
There was the Doctor Whooves reference, the Big Lebowski reference and I'm including Bon Bon as a secret agent as a reference too
>>27882709
>I'm including Bon Bon as a secret agent as a reference too
That's not a reference to anything. It's a trope.
>>27882709
I liked Doctor Whoove's scarf. It's pretty snazzy, really. I felt like he had some Doc Brown in him too. If I recall Larson confirmed that. He was also very fidgety and kind of flighty. I liked that. He was his own character but had definite references to him not just "The Doctor but a pony".
>>27882745
Yeah, like I said, I don't see it as inherently bad
It was just an obvious reference
>>27882545
welp
spoiled again
Being MLPG is suffering.
What if Starlight met Discord?
>>27882545
I vote for actual good VAs.
Where are our Japanese 15 year old idol overlords?
>>27882839
Presumably in Japan, making weebshit
>>27882828
Do you ship them?He's Discord and was defeated by magic before.
Either he'd shut her down immediately or she'd make up a spell/scroll that would strip him of his power, tur him to stone again or whatnot.
>>27882845
>you right now
>pic related
>>27882587
What if he's a "It got bad after Book 1" type of fan?
>>27882864
what
>>27882845
MLP Z when?
>>27882867
If they mock Faustfags I consider this episode top tier.
>>27882880
>Part of the fanbase is not happy.
>I know! Flip them the bird!
Some people...
>>27882875
I'd watch it.
It probably wouldn't be very good but at the very least the art style would be different so it'd be mildly interesting and it would probably have cute ponies doing cute things so I'd watch it.
>>27882258
>3d filly
>>27882875
We already had the season four finale.
>>27882869
What the hell is in that shake. It looks like wet grass clippings.
...oh, a horse might eat something like that.
Still needs more water content to be in a glass with a straw like that.
>>27882912
it's a shake shake
>>27882919
Haha.
>>27882912
it's probably full of kale or whatever the fuck hipsters like nowadays
>>27882907
Unf, yeah. Call me more names, Anon.
>>27882875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUovke8f72k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIlmPIWPdWY
>>27882952
dude anime lmao
When's the comic #44 coming out?
>>27882936
What if I don't, Anon? Are you going to call me a bad pony and rub my muzzle in the dirt?
>>27882969
next week i think
Grumpy Mares.
>>27882960
Oh, anon-chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDAJJONn9I
>>27882985
god that is old
>two dash episodes
>one is literally rainbow dash is a cunt
I fucking hate shithorse so much
>>27882991
It's nice to see it'still going with about a 25% increase since Tiara last commented on it a year ago.
Is the original Smile song video up?
I wonder how many bajillions of views that things must have.
>>27883013
Why did you think this was the right thread for political bullshit
>>27883013
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>27883018
because THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON THIS
and accordingly, pone as we know it
>>27883043
She's really feeling it
>>27883022
What if pony took a disgusting amount of interest in human politics?
>>27883055
What if pony wants to gas the jews?
>>27883055
What about fictional politics?
>>27883043
I love Rainbowshine.
>>27883082
TRIXIE IS A CHAR
>>27883082
Yeah, that's alright.
>>27883078
Wait what
>>27883103
Unf
Filly wants to snap into a slim jim.
>>27883107
The ponies are planning something
>>27883103
great and powerful
So has anyone bought horses from that one drawfag yet?theyre so cheap i wish i had extra cash
http://deadhorsearts.tumblr.com/post/147256237518
>>27883082
I say ponies should impeach Celestia and bring a new viceroy in the house of commons office
>>27883148
It's a shame she's not a princess.
Then she could be even greater and more powerful.Because she'd have a dick.
>>27883157
I need to see if I've got anything on my paypal, she draws cute stuff
>>27883191
>>27883157
>Does not draw nudity
>Therefore only clothed ponies
How lewd.
>>27883103
>tfw rei is ded and hat us
>>27883202
they do draw nudity you just cant take lewds through paypal or your account gets locked with all your money in it
>>27883202
I want to commission FS's OC with like six layers of clothing
>>27882545
http://www.discoveryfamilychannel.com/vote-for-your-favorite-episodes/
Remember to vote for everyone's favorite episode Owl's Well That Ends Well
>dressed filly
>>27883214
who?
>>27883222
Undress
>>27883222
just for me?
>>27883231
>>27883191
she used to be kinda regular here in mlpg
>>27883103
I wonder why it got deleted.
Filly: Anon my son!
>>27883265
Anthro, maybe?
>>27883280
Maybe but I mean it was in an imgur link. Are janitors cracking down on those now?
>>27883232
Why does this always happen. I can't leave a dressed filly here because some guy always undresses them.
>>27883282
I believe they may or may not, as they please.
>>27883282
Who fucking knows, maybe some dick reported it or something, whatever
>>27883285
Lame.
>>27883214
>>27883234
Did anyone screencap his reaction to that dress update or whatever for the phone app game? And him having to pay the ransom? I'm needing a good laugh.
>>27883283
The fillies should stay wholly undressed.
>>27883296
panka pae
>>27883298
>>27883300
Ponkeperm
>>27883302
Yup, this is still worth a good chuckle.
>>27883302
I don't think I've ever seen someone freak out at such a minor thing in a game before
>>27883282
Anthro links get deleted every so often.
The idea is simple... you're basically abusing a loophole in the rules.
>>27883311
>Her hair is so soft
>She's warm
>Oh god everyone's looking
took pony to the market so she could try kale
and some other stuff
http://horsefucking.co/ponk/
pony likes shopping with you because you can push him in the cart
>>27883382
Why is stallion such a lazy fuck
Beats by filly.
>>27883382
>him
>>27883388
>stallion
>not colt
>>27883389
Don't beat the filly.
>>27883380
Huh.
Shouldn't the stram link be to stram.horse, not stram.party? Party is expired.
>>27883394
>not stallion
It'd be way cuter
>>27883429
I want the Elementh of weh to get hit by a bus.
>>27883429
I feel as though someone should put tiddies on pank.
>>27883443
I feel as though you should kill yourself
See you faggots at EVO
You are going, right?
>>27883461
I dunno, I have a lot of dicks to look at.
>>27883431
Not really.
>>27883461
I'm not black so no.
Quibble Pants is going to be a strawman of fans who criticize the show, isn't he?
>>27883500
>He's going to be voiced by Patton Oswalt
should be cool
>>27883574
I wonder if he's going to cry about trump or his death wife
>>27883582
>or his death wife
>Death will never be your wife
>>27883650
I am going to cuddle that colt
>>27883656
Colts are for cuddles, yes.
>>27883656
no dont
Why don't you slow down on those irish coffee's, mom.
>>27883650
Rumble is so faggotic that even an innocent filly like Sweetie Belle would be able to rape him.
>>27883706
If she does she will go after the cake.I mean the foodOr do I?
Filly hates her horse smell
colts are just fillies with a dick
>>27883768
Usually they don't have eyelashes either.
>>27883701
It's too late
I have cuddled the colt
Has Randumb drawn any dancing ponies yet?
>>27883293
Maybe the janitor himself is running the script too and didn't even realize it was only a link
[Horses horsing]
Fillies demand filly brand filly treats.
>>27883815
Filly Treats are the name brand filly treats.
>>27883836
These are the ones sold by the filly scouts.
[Distant filly noises]
Filly had a hard life
>>27883978
Being a filly isn't that hard.
easy
hard
im the guy with the gun
Why would your waifu ever love you?
>>27884020
i don't mind reading
>>27884020
I don't have a waifu
>>27884020
I'm a qt.
>>27884030
>I don't have a waifu
>>27884020
im a hell of a kisser
>>27884020
What if I'm not interested in marrying my waifu, just befriending her?
>>27882587
>Why would you spend time at a convention hating one thing when there's other shit you could look at that you would like
Anon you are on a site where people go out of there way to look for things they dislike so they can get mad about them
>>27884020
Well love potions are a thing.
>>27884020
I think so. But it would probably be platonic love.I would be more than happy being friends and looking at nature and stuff
>>27882351
Because Tabitha is a Goddess.
>>27884061
Ponies often try to use camouflage to hide from predators. You'd be covered in green ponies.
>>27884066
>you'd be covered in ponies
Where's the downside?
>>27883991
How is yellowquiet doing that thing with her mane?
>>27884063
>when someone tries to tell you Tabs isn't the best VA on the show
>>27884020
She wouldn't.
>>27884077
Your mileage may vary.
>>27884084
Dash snuck up under her and draped it around her neck
>>27884043
True patricians have a horsebando
>>27884099
Oh. That makes more sense.
>>27884102
Grills are OP, please nerf.
>>27884096
I will become the champion of green ponies
>>27884084
applesnack isnt the only one who can work her mane like that.
>>27884020
There isnt a single living thing that could love me.
>>27884102
My horsebando is great and I love him very much
Please post your horsebando so I may comment on how cute he probably is
>>27884118
>>27884112
I love you
Want to be friends?
I want Nyx to get hit by a bus.
>>27884099
these pranks have gone too far!
>>27884102
I don't have a horsebando, but I do have a waifu and an otouto.
The man with no taste
>>27884126
I'm a terrible friend so no.
>>27884138
Men are usually pretty tasteless.
Stallions are way tastier.
Fillies were made to be loved.
>>27884187
Can I date Rainbow Dash? She is such a super awesome pony.
>>27884187
Am I the only one who finds it funny that so many porn artists draw the mares horrified in situations like that?
I don't want to know just what the heck those people do in RL if this is their main reference point.
>>27884210
>I don't want to know just what the heck those people do in RL if this is their main reference point.
Probably not fucking anyone
>>27884210
I think they're going more for nervous that they're about to get their mare bits wrecked
>>27884220
That's not how it works, anon.
>>27884243
I don't understand
>>27884252
>oh no hes going to eat me
I love Rainbow Dash.
Pony will grow larger.
>>27884292
every night I give pony her filly shot so she doesn't
>>27884298
thats illegal
>>27884292
No she won't!
rainbow dash is a terrible pony
Cute horse.
rainbow dash isn't the worst pony
She's just the least likeable
and ugly
rainbow dash is an okay pony
she's not
Rainbow dash is a
WOW
WOOOOOW
pony
please hold as I re-learn how to use a tablet
can eat my ass anyday
>>27884401
Cute horse
>>27884409
suddenly MAYORBUTT
>>27884400
It's ok rainbow dash nobody hates you they would just prefer you not be in the same room as any of them and also if you never talked to them
>>27884401
i would vote for her
>>27884417
>>27884403
>"NO, NO, NO, NO THAT'S A LIE, I NEVER SAID THAT!"
>"YOU GODDAMN-"
>[CANS.WAV]
>>27884401
Mur is a cute pone.
I want to make her feel loved and appreciated:
>>27884430
>Mur
Who?
>>27884430
give that lady a massage
massage are always a good idea
>>27884448
the murphy oil corporation pony, clearly
you will never
>>27884181
Man I love stallions and all, but those shoulders... Disgusting.
>>27884455
I really like her
>>27884393
>waow I cant believe theres a whole board for ponies this is crazy waow
>>27884448
you know, mur
>>27884465
>tfw you'll never come across a wave of creeps and just squish them under your waveclear
>seeing their eyes bug out, their entrails shooting out their mouths
>watching them as they pitifully crawl with their arms, dragging their crushed backsides behinds them, attempting to hurt you with their pathetic 20 damage autos, until they eventually collapse and die on the cold ground, a far away clinking sound signifying your lasthits being counted
>>27884118
I love my nervous magical horsebando. He speaks to me in many ways.
>>27884493
Stay away from my horsebando
Rainbow Dash is a very cutepony
>>27884493
horse with goatees are ugly and you have bad opinions
>>27884498
Yes, and also very awesome, don't forget that part!
>>27884498
She is a very crustypony
>>27884498
>>27884515
oh look the dash defense force is already here
>>27884547
I bet they fucking want to cuddle her and shit
absolutely disgusting
gib request
>>27884647
the smallest filly in the entire world
>>27884647
Fluttershy eating some weeb snack
>>27884647
Drunk Fleetfoot hitting on Anon
Fillies can also be used as cheap secretaries.
>>27884647
You to have a nice day.
>>27884661
>Google Fleetfoot
>porn
god damn it actual kids who enjoy this show are going to get so fucked up
Filly a shit
>>27884668
and light snacks
>>27884675
where have you been for the past 6 years
>>27884493
qt
https://derpibooru.org/1188192
>>27884676
Filly a cute.
>>27884685
At least post something good, man
https://derpiboo.ru/1199282
>>27884675
>having safe-search off
First mistake.
suddenly COLORS?
>>27884718
I'm colorblind, kid
>>27884736
suddenly GRAYSCALE?
>>27884718
lovely mayor
>>27884675
Man I wonder what Bing will show
>>27884718
That's a very pretty mayor
>>27884658
here you go
>>27884718
well that was fast
>>27884792
>>27884818
I LIVE FOR SPEED
>>27884816what's she playing
>>27884718
Looks good, I think your tablet is working.
>>27884816
fluttershy really loves that game
>>27884841
it's a vita so it's probably something weab
>>27884853
yeah
>>27884816
what a cute flutterbutter
>>27884876
>Letting a stallion fuck you in the ass
>Disadvantages
>>27884876
On one hand that is pleasurable
On the other hand you are left with a shattered pelvis
>>27884876
there is no disadvantage
>>27884816
who eats them this way
>>27884876
It would feel incredible
but you would lose the ability to close your anus for weeks
>>27884918
Gotta earn your breeding hips someday
Alternatively, you could probably get the stallion to lay down on his back and let you ride him instead
>>27884936
ponies obviously
>>27884816
That's great dude, you're the best.
>>27884941
>I read that as "You would feel invincible".
>>27884678
Or doorstops.
Their applications are endless.
>>27884970
So does that make Moondancer Aquaman?
Fillies can melt steel beams.
>>27885080
Man Giger was such an inspirational weirdo.
Goodnight, sweet pone
>>27885059
That sounds dangerous.
>>27885268
what is noi majoring in?
>>27885290
Filly science
>>27885290
STEM, obviously.
You bloody should though
>>27885334
STEM isn't a major
PONY FUCKING SHITS
>>27885268
>>27885334
NOI
O
I
>>27885407
gross
>>27885407
Pony asks that you keep your voice down.
You're in a restaurant.
>Goat's got a girlfriend
That's adorable
Filly wants to know why it is called Computer Science if it doesn't involve computers that much and it isn't an actual science, either.
>>27885492
Is it a pony?
>>27885500
lack of any meaningful alternative description
>>27885492I WISH THAT I WAS GOATTRAIN'S GIRL
I WISH THAT I COULD BE GOATTRAIN'S GIRL
WHY CAN'T I FIND AN ARTIST LIKE THAT
Filly squeels "FOR THE EMPEROR" as she rushes the castle walls.
>>27885492
Now Gloomy will be all mine
MINE
>>27885543
>>27885492
>con hookups
I give it a month
post goat's tumblr
>>27885611
goat's tumblr
>>27885611
goat's tumblr
>>27885631
r u havin a giggle m8?
I have patented fillies.
Equestria will owe me money for every filly not registered to me that they produce.
>>27885636
yes
How's your sex life?
>>27885683
Quite HANDY.
>fylly
>>27885683
Tommy wiseau pls
>>27885706
I did not boop her
>>27882587
you are such a quibble pants
>>27885492hush you
>>27885601I've known her for way before Bronycon - I wanna make this last
>>27885611
it's extremely hard to find out, but I believe you can do it!
>>27885737
>it's extremely hard to find out, but I believe you can do it!
just link it
>>27885740
but you didn't even say please!
http://goattrain.tumblr.com/
Applebutt best butt.
>>27885683
Love life is a rather grandiose term for staring at women on the bus.And the last time I used public transportation was a little over 2 years ago.
But how can we profit from the fillies?
>>27885775
She's a close contender at least
after watching this pony is thinking humans are stupid
The ass was fat, goat.
The ass was fat.
some dudes asked for camboy spike
>>27886040
Dang, that's GAY
>>27886002
>>27886040
WHOA
>>27884675
safesearchwrapup my friend
Filly is yelling "It's just a prank bro!" as you chase after her, the fillys' cutie mark now permanently tattooed onto your face.
argh it is finally horse time
I wish to see cute horses
EXTRA cute horses
>>27886125
devour the filly
>>27884675
What's worse:
the porn that will turn them into sex perverts
or the anthro that will turn them into furries
>>27885683
All I ever seem to do any more is fuck mares.
>>27886135
>>27886143
/mlp/ not allowing any kind of anthro was the best decision. Just imagine how terrible this place would be if we had anthro shitposters around.
>>27886135
Hey guys!
Welp guys, the ride was fun but we have the Gen 5 confirmed
>>27886183
Doesn't necesarily mean Gen 5 but cool.
>>27886183
Nope
The spinoff is finally happening. They're making an EQG side series that sometimes crosses over.
>>27886183
>faust work in those shows
Hasbro will buy everything that faust touch?
>>27886183
EQG and mlp worlds fuse, creating the EQMGLP.
>>27886168
Definitely counts
>>27886209
>They're making an EQG side series
Hopefully done in the same style as the EqG mini figures
>>27886209
>guardian of harmony with WoY artstyle
Fucking hype
>>27886212
Well it's worked out pretty well for them so far.
>>27886183
Honestly, a change of characters would revitalize the show. I would be okay with changing gens.
>>27886209
EQG is no longer profitable. Why do you think they don't show the latest movies weren't shown in teathers anymore?
What wines pair well with fillies?
>>27886231
Fuck no, James.
These ponies are delightful.
>wanting more EQGarbage
are you litreally out of your mind?
>>27886212
They want to burn her whole world down for spiting them.
>>27886231
is a huge risk for no real reward
http://www.allbreedpedigree.com/my+little+pony
>>27886261
>Not wanting more top tier song
your loss
>>27886227
See this shit right here is cute, why didn't they use that for EQG in the first place?
>>27886285
This or just dress up the ponies in school clothes. Would have been really good
>>27886285
They wanted to pander to MHfags, not moefags.
>>27886279
>girly pop shit
>top tier
fuck off lad
>>27886279
>shit songs are top tier
Anon I know that there haven't been any good songs in the show since like S3 but don't lower your standards just because of that
>>27886285
because...
>>27886301
>>27886306
come one guys, don't need to be butthurt and denying the truth
I just want to sleep in a bed made of fillies.
>>27886231
Where are you getting that EqG is no longer profitable? That's not what Hasbro said for this year. Sales did go down for 2015 but they have risen for 2016.
There's also the fact that EqG stuff is popular too. The last movie wasn't shown in theater probably because it's better to show it on TV.
>>27886332
That doesn't sound comfortable for the fillies.
>>27886231
>EQG is no longer profitable
Sure brah, EQG minis sells like hotcakes
So this is why shimmerfags are hated
>>27886360
People don't buy too many hotcakes nowadays.
>>27886348
>The last movie wasn't shown in theater probably because it's better to show it on TV.
Legend of everfree will be in TV?
The last month some anon already confirm that will come first in Netflix
>>27886227
Why the fuck is Hasbro so adamant of NOT adding horns to these dolls? And where are teh wings for the minis toys? They've shown FS and RD with wings on the promotional toys earlier this year but I don't think the current models have them.
>>27886279
I agree man
I mean it's got a lot of views that means it must be good, right
Since it's illegal to say "fuck fillies," fuck things that are close to fillies.
Like that other filly.
>>27886379
Official song of the show =/= fan video/mod
>>27886379
>81+ million views
>>27886403
>illegal to say 'fuck fillies'
Since when? Celestia ok'd that 2 weeks ago
>>27886356
They can take it.
>>27886408
You completely missed the point but what else can one expect from someone who worships a fanon anthroshit character
>>27886379
I don't know mane. WTTS has almost 3x the likes while almost having the same level of dislikes from the video you posted.
>>27886379
Fuck off, that was the best episode of sense of right alliance
>>27886410
You ain't seen nothin' yet
>>27886463
>shrek on there
He looks like his ass is full of onions
Fuck me, nothing is sacred
Turns out filly repellent is actually filly attractant.
The instructions on the bottle say to spray it where you want fillies so they don't get into where you don't want them.
>>27886488
>Rarity
>sacred
>>27886495
Of course she's not she just has to go with the B-list ponies
>>27886495
Well, maybe for an indian
>>27886489
>Shout making me like flurry heart just a bit
you madman
Through filly, unity.
Teenage mutant ponies
>>27886521
>>27886489
And now Flurry Heart will probably stalk Anon until the end.
The Cadence will catch on.
And probably the other princesses.
Is it still a shotgun wedding when it's a disintegration spell?
Eat the pony.
Sexually.
>>27886135
Nerd horses.
>>27886658
overdressed horses
>>27886651
No.
tiddie-hug the ponnis
>>27886741
Less clothes.
Posthorsebandos
>>27886741
FS you can rag on Sunworst all you want but please leave NEET pony alone
>>27886859
Anonymous you are forgiven
>>27886865
Filly gone sexual
>>27886893
What's he so smug about?
>>27886914
being my horsebando
Mama always said fillies were like a box of chocolates.
>>27886834
>Those old baby eyes
NEVER AGAIN
>>27886923
Which one of you wears the collar?Do you take each other on walks
>>27886930
They turn into nutty, unrecognizable lumps when left out in the sun?
>>27886935
I prefer them now.
>>27886936
There can be only one
well not really the more the merrier but still
>>27886935
Honestly it looks better than Flurry design
>>27886945I really like your OCI even have a folder for him
>>27886968
A whole folder? Aww man I am moving up in the world
>>27886983
I want toput him in a suit
>>27886983
>>27886983
It's not very big I have to admitHis mane is my favorite part about his design
>>27887010
UNACCEPTABLE
>>27886935
man, pony writing is weird.
Although it does suggest the ponies don't speak English, but some bizzaro horse language.
>>27886865
>>27887021
pony writing seems to change every time we see it
its confusing
>>27887025
I hope you love his wife equally
>>27887021
I'd be interested in learning this horse language.
>>27886941
>>27887021
>Was in the middle of posting that pic
Anyways, even after pic related? The old design looks soulless and creepy imo
>>27887034
Of course.
>>27887031
Maybe Unicorn, Pegasus and Earth ponies all have their own separate languages?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_United_Kingdom
>>27887019
>Flora
Oh man I remember her
We need more Flora
Aunt Orange trying to be the cool aunt, and speaking slang to Applebloom at the Apple reunion.
>>27887087
I was sad she only lasted one thread. I still remember all that stuff about her like her being into gardening, loving coffee, and leaving little sticky notes on everything for anon to read
>>27887064
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_United_Kingdom#Scots
Oh god there's a bunch of articles on Wikipedia written in "Scots"
https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yird
>The Yird is the thrid planet oot frae the Sun. It is the mukkilest o the solar seestem's fower stanie planets, an the ae bodie that modren syense kens ti haud lyf. The planet cam thegither aboot 4.57 thoosan million yeir syn. Nae lang eftir (4.533 thoosan million yeir syn) it wis jyn'd bi the Muin. The solar seestem is made up o echt planets.
>>27887120
At least it's not Welsh.
Or Finnish.
>>27887134
llllwhlllat llltllllhe fllllullckll dilllld llyllloull sallllyll
>>27887064
I considered that as well, though there doesn't really seem to be a pattern with how the text appears
>>27887163
text in cartoons is rarely legible. Take it as a contrivance of the medium more than anything
CELEST
>>27887176
WE COULDN'T FIT IT ALL IN
>>27885683
horrible
I haven't gotten laid in a little over 2 years now. This is the longest dry spell I've had since I was 16
I could eat a horse right now
sex with ponies
>>27887258
>>27887239
I actually liked the first Hoof Beat but the second one was disappointing
>>27887194
that was fast
>>27887279
YeahI feel like both of them suffered from trying to have "funny dialogue" that wasn't really funny
>>27887279
>>27887302
I loved both. I really love pretty much all of those artists and wish they'd all do more of anything. I mean, I guess they're still doing stuff, I just want more.
Also, yeah. They really are cracking down on anthro stuff
sorry, mods
Can we all agree the Derpy egg thing was the hottest thing the to come out of hoofbeat?
>>27887380
I don't fap to derpy
>>27887394
Ableist
>>27887380
I can't agree, sorry
the stories by leche in each are tied for my favorite
Is it normal for roommates to shower together?
>>27887414
I want to take a handful of cinnamon and grab that tiny little tongue of hers and not let go.
>>27887431
sure
I was just hanging out with my roommate while she was in the bath
>>27887431
Only if they'reBEST FRIENDS
>>27887431
Perhaps they're trying to keep the water bill down.
>that Ponyvania porn flash hasn't been updated since 2014.
http://mittsies.com/ponyvania-goals
I bet all those people who donated patreon-bux to see this thing get made feel great that it's been abandoned
>>27887302
>>27887361
Miu and Ajin were the best in the first one. Good ships overall, too.
In the second one the only thing that grabs me is the first CelestiaTwiCadance comic. I really don't like doxy's stuff, the Twilight selfcest fanfic thing was too quick to even bother with, art style in the AppleShy thing was weird and DerpyDash was okay, I guess.
Also no pinups. I wanted to get more out of HB2, instead it had much less for me.
>>27887313Is this on the nexus?I want to produce colored equines
>>27887458
Serves them right for donating money online
>>27887458
>paying porn artists on a monthly basis
>expecting them to deliver
hahahaha
I'm sad about the town management thing, though, I really hoped that would go somewhere
>>27887458
Well, did they ever reach their goals? I see a list of stretch goals here: http://tiarawhy.com/mittsies/html/ponyvania.htm
What were the goals before that?
>>27887462
I love miu so goddamn much.
One of my very favorite porn artists of all time
>>27887458
>tfw Shwig swindled the fuck out of the Breeding Season team
I suppose now we know why he was always taking so damn long and missing deadlines.
>>27887488
These are the original goals. Ponyvania had this whole thing that was supposed to have this donation meter and have links to the game and their patreons and shit but mysteriously it didn't work from day 1 and nobody bothered to fix it.
Getting $1400 a month and only making three images and three single loop animations with edits that are done cooperatively with someone else in a year must be great, though
Filly came by and dropped Diem25's manifesto in your lap.
She's looking at you expectantly and wagging her tail.
The fillies will come back to haunt you, eventually.
>>27887562
Yeah, that's pretty shitty then. Flutterbat's "Dracula" outfit was really cute in that flash though.
>>27887630
>ghost fillies asking for snuggles
Doesn't seem so bad.
>>27887660
It was. Too bad the whole thing is basically vaporware, or scam since they're getting cash for it.
As of Dec 23, 2014, probably the latest update I can find on Ponyvania:
The Ponyvania Project hit its first speed bump last month when the Paypal account associated with the donations was frozen. Don't worry, we're not canceling the project! All this means is that we will no longer be accepting donations for the project via e-junkie voucher. Instead, atryl & myself will be using Patreon to track stretch-goals for the project (http://mittsies.com/ponyvania-goals). If you already purchased a voucher, good news: you'll be entered into a special animation raffle just for people who bought those early vouchers. As our Patreon accounts reach a certain threshold (and stay that way) we will be adding more content to Ponyvania in addition to all of the stuff we're already working on.
>>27887669
It will when you realize you can't actually hug them.
>Trusting tiarawhy
>>27887703
>Patreon raffles
I love how these are against the rules and people are still doing it
Dare you go on a magical midnight mexican adventure with princess bush cuddle?
>>27887789
Can we cuddle each other to sleep after we eat terrible food?
What if the cops pull over you and your magical flying horse?
>>27887828
take off
>>27887810
you can
>>27887788
Well that's probably why it never actually happened :^)
>>27887786
Soon is relative, if they said something specific like next week, or this month, that would be bad, but you can't just blame...
oh
>>27887828
Threaten them to let us go.
>>27887877
her big
her all big
>>27887841
A long time ago tiarawhy started off doing a nice little diamond tiara askblog. He gave up on it despite making a big deal about it.
That's why I do not trust anything he works on,
Also he's a prick.
>>27887877
>that big
So what happens when she has to take a shit?
>>27887902
>he
>>27887925
Nigga he we've seen his picture.
Don't fuck with me.
>>27887924
She shits on the highest hill and fertilizes the whole field in one go.
>>27887924
She plants horseapple tress from her butt
It's the most recent development in agricultural biotechnology
>>27887924
>>27882263
How sexually open are ponies?
>>27888120
don't you tell me what time it is
>>27888120
>>27888124
>>27888120
Pinkie is a huge cuddle slut
>>27888127
>not wanting to rub that belly
You bring shame upon your house.
>>27888072
I want to get lewd with yellow pony
>>27888070
>14 hours late
Where the fuck were you
>>27888232
A MAN CAN'T SPEND HIS ENTIRE LIFE ON MLPG, YOU KNOW.
>>27888251
not for long, we're dead soon
>>27888269
>>27888167
I'll rub bellies on my own terms
I'm not a belly rub slave
>>27888072
Pretty open, casual public sex isn't uncommon.
Filly is loudly humping another filly in the backyard to assert dominance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8u9kb8ZRx4
better than it deserves to be
>>27888405
Strangely arousing
>>27888396
>polka song like weird al's with brony songs
holy shit I had no idea I needed this
>>27888447
the full song is in the description
I am fillysexual.
If I see a filly.
I sexual.
behold: pon @ beach
>>27888427
Imagine if that apple was your dick
>>27888458
can I dance with pon @ beach?
>>27888452
>2014
It's only been two years yet I forgot it had existed
>>27888458
I'm taking her sweater.
>>27888488
don't steal her sweater, she'll be naked if you do
>>27888474
CUZ YO MEMORY IS SHIT
changeling has spoken with his agent about a four-picture movie deal and advertising campaigns
Filly says the weak should fear the strong.
doodldorks
Filly jumped onto the zootopia fandom.
>>27888633
Pony took the initiative and kissed you first
>>27888659
>Live with sleepy pony
>Every night it's wall banging and the sound of rusty springs
>>27888639
RIP.
>>27888664
My plans are coming true!
http://i.imgur.com/qGWoiag.png
>>27888693
Slutslustslustslutslut!
PAGE 10 PANIC!
>>27888693
GOTHPONK
>>27888693
tiddies
we ded
>>27888693
I thought the balloons were sperm
It's not just me right
I'd fuck a bunny.
>>27888739
Horse kisses are silly.
>>27888696
>>27888716
dont worry
be happy
STOP EATING EACH OTHER YOU STUPID HORSES
>>27888720
TIDDIES
>>27888728
we all know you want to impregnate ponka
fuck dicks, i want titties
Fuck titties.
And ponies.
Actually I'm pretty much set to fuck about anything.
>>27888765
I have the urge to impregnate all the mares.
>>27888780
Pinkie would just marry you, get fat and trick you into thinking she's pregnant.
https://derpiboo.ru/1110227
>>27888789
That doesn't sound like Pinkie at all.
>>27888751
HOЙ
O
Й
>>27888800
>>27888755
but ponies are delicious
This autism rule is so fucking stupid where's my new thread you dumb cunts
whose belly do I gotta rub to get a drink around here
>>27888848
Is it rad shoes time?
who /HIT/ here?
>>27888852
right here
*grabs dick*
>>27888826
Babs maybe you should let it cool first.
>>27888874
Hey Anon what's your opinion on anal?
DASH ARE YOU GONNA USE THOSE COOL SHOES TO MAKE US THE NEW THREAD
>>27888899
poop comes from there you know
>>27888899
I'm down, just let me clean out my ass first.