612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is still storytimed here!
>>27764011
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
After the little disagreement culminating in the Elements of Harmony syncing to new ponies, Celestia and Luna are now probably as close as one might expect two sisters sharing ruling duties over a nation to be. Upon Luna's return there may have been some heightened degree of catching up in private, but publicly it seems Celestia gave her time and space to ease back into life. Even now they're not entirely of one mind or anything, but they do seem to enjoy a more regular sibling familiarity. Maybe they plan more occasions where the two of them can work in tandem - or not work, as the case may be.
>>27860775
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>daapi
>>27866629
>>27866625
Why is being a filly so happy?
>>27866648
Ponies are not for sad.
Flutter Brutter is such a fucking shit episode
How are they even going to make a Daring Do convention?
It's no like Harry Potter which at least had all the staff around the movies... this is literally a singe pony writing all the stories.
>>27866648
Shes happy that her disguise is still working. None of the ponies have asked why she hasnt aged.
>>27866669
It's probably carried entirely by the fandom around it.
>>27866687
>>27866687
Can you even have a convention-worthy fan-content driven fandom without internet or even phones?
Nyx says it's not fair for you to be alone.
>>27866700
Dash would totally try to get free entry and claim that she is working on the books because she knows the author.
>>27866721
That's the entire point of a convention, not just meme spouting
>>27866721
They have a Star Swirl fandom and he is pretty fucking dead.
>>27866729
>That's the entire point of a convention
Maybe in the days or yore but this isn't going to be that kind of Star Trek convention, my friend.
>>27866665
it wasnt all bad
>>27866732
That's not a fandom.
If an air show happens in town and people come see it, it doesn't make them into members of some ridiculous aviation fandom.
Starswirl is simply a historical figure that has fairs kind of like Shakespear.
Show off some memorabilia, maybe come in dressed up like a faggot but there are still no shakespearites.
>Something is rotten in... whatever the name of this village is.
>>27866665
>starting a thread with bad opinions
that's a no no anon
>>27866778
>If an air show happens in town and people come see it, it doesn't make them into members of some ridiculous aviation fandom.
Yes it does.
>>27866781
why do the ponies awoo?
>ponies
>>27866814I hope the satyr thing is temporary.
Trixie
>>27866820
What
>>27866821
being hugged
>>27866820
Yes... it is. Do you even go to the thread?
>>27866830
>going outside MLPG
>>27866820
Of course not, it's eternal satyrs from now on. Celestia will be full on anthro. Anon turns into a centaur. Maud grows a horsecock. Second one.
>>27866820
Pencils already said it is only temporary and only because she didn't get it straight from the tap.
>>27866852
>and only because she didn't get it straight from the tap.
You people and your perverted magical realms.
>>27866833
>abloo bloo bloo get this piss out of my piss
WHY YA'LL AIN'T STEAMIN!?
>>27866866
But its scary out there Anon.
>>27866879
Sometimes I wonder if the manchildren are here or in muh piss, but then I realize they're on both sides.
>>27866904
Honestly I'm justhorsingaround. Didn't think I'd make someone upset.It happens a lot with me.
>>27866866
>>27866904
I think you need to calm down dude
>going outside unironically
This is literally the last good place for horsing around.
>>27866912
I was just throwing that out, no point in getting upset over shitposts.
>>27866954
*dudes
how about a dip?
>>27866979
yes
>>27866984
pone is regretting this decision
>>27866984
stupid sexy fluttershy
>>27867001
Fluttershy is not stupid
>>27867001
>stupid fluttershy
ftfy
>>27867001
>>27866979
it really is
>>27866979
>good
>>27867072
Is Fluttershy stupid
>>27867093
Stupid and ugly
>>27867093
incredibly stupid
>>27867093
Yes
>>27867093
Extremely
>>27867040
i like the bow
>>27867093
shes shy
>>27867093
living shit of the world
>>27867108
And sometimes angry
>>27867106
How about a scrunchie?
>>27867119
hnngg
What if the benefit of being a satyr?
Why would they want anon's cum for that?
>>27867178
Fillies are meant to be filled.
be careful fillies
>Ctrl+f waifu
>0 results
Post waifus
>documentary about an apple factory in china
>suicide nets covering the whole area, in place to stop over-worked and stressed employees leaping to their deaths.
>paid 1.50 $/hour
>10 hours of wiping screens and shaving aluminum foil each day, standing the whole time
>some do 24 hour shifts
Fuck you, pony is buying a fucking fairphone.
>>27867190
What if that butt
Was on your face
>>27867245
>>27867246
>china
lmao
Will you fags stop turning my mom into a dragon and telling her 'it's time'.
>>27867245
Look, but don't touch
>>27867248
I would die happy
>>27867250
>you cast wall of stone
>>27867246
Realistically speaking, all of your electronics were made like this.
>>27867245
>>27867245
i love art with tasteful nudity in it
unf
>>27867235
>Innocent filly just want to be a pokemon master
>Get violently booped by stallions and zebras
Equestria isn't a beautiful place after all.
>>27867246
is the doc online anywhere
>>27867274
what the fuck is violent booping
>>27867274
Fillies also use that app to attract other ponies and hug them without they consent.
fillies can be evils too
>>27867283
Come here and find out
>>27867245
The best part of having a filly is______
>>27867246
Foxconn, right? We had some lectures about sustainability and the social responsibility etc., Apple is a really good example of running asian sweatshops but building a self-sustainable HQ running on green energy so it's ok :)
Not like there's really much of a way out, without the exploitation we'd be fucked, but as long as it's far away we don't have to care
>>27867272
Everyone does, anon.
>>27867295
belly
>>27867295
having a filly
>>27867295
The filly
>>27867302
my joke was ruined, i meant to link to this
>>27867254
>>27867283
>>27867246
Or get someone in office who will bring manufacturing back into the country and set a high standard for the world to follow again.
>>27867336
Electronics have no incentive to move out of china. Other industries can and do.
>>27867336
Well, we don't have anyone in the running that will do it
>>27867336
But then those filthy workers would expect a modest wage, they might even unionize
Can't have that
>>27867354
What would you give if it meant having a pony hug you like this?
Why dose MLP has so many plot shots, who are they trying to pander too.
>>27866665
It was da shit
>>27867360
A Klondike bar
>>27867365
i still dont get the owl and bungie cord meme from early mlpg
what did that have to do with fluttershys ass
>>27867365
that fluttershy butt shot was really unique
>>27867360
the dick
>>27867276
Sure.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092277/Apple-Poor-working-conditions-inside-Chinese-factories-making-iPads.html
you can read this and then download it
>>27867406
hey that aint apples
time to clear out the pony suicide nets again, they are starting to fill up
>>27867336
Too bad you fucks kicked off Bernie before he could even stand up.
>>27867418
Terribly sorry. Here, this should be enough.
beb
>>27867511
why lib
>>27867511
Apples fucking killed the thread
>tfw no megabusty hyperfuta dork to snuggle and grope andkiss
>>27867511
Don't you die on me!
Will the Daring DO COn happen in Canterlot or the new "main city" of the show, Manehatten?
>>27867524
>that Flitter
>>27867521
but anon you gotta make more iphones for western people so they can burn it in lava for mad ad revenue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-59dxplXo
>>27867537
I'm not chinese.
>>27867526
hey I'm the one who usually says that
>>27867552
i was just watching a fart fetish video where a girl farts a lot in a library with people around.
i was getting a strong moondancer vibe from it
>>27867553
Are you also the one who wants her tobring you to gastric climax?
>>27867559
What the fuck?
>>27867573
Indeed I am.
>>27867578
why are you responding
>>27867531
PHILLYDELPHIA
>>27867571
gib vid
>>27867591
Dropping to such a highly anticipated location in an episode that will absolutely have no way of showing it off without compromising the main story line?
Yeah, no. You'll have to wait longer for that.
she got it for you
>>27867617
I don't give a shit, horse
>>27867646
Filly's been really trying, baby
Trying to hold back these feelings, for so long
>>27867617
When I talked about piercing I didn't mean your tounge
Filly got sentenced to cock vore via Luna after it was found she was a serial cock vorer of colts.
>>27867655
that's it's I'm taking away all of filly's Marvin Gaye albums
>>27867617
I am disappointed in pony.
I want her to remove it.
Is it time for anime ponies?
>>27867730
i want to put a baby in that fluttershy
>>27867737
Who wouldn't
>>27867737
It'd suffocate.
>>27867757
People with taste
>>27867761
I strongly agree with this person.
>>27867673
Ask to share half of her sentence. Get a ball each.
>>27867737
>>27867757
>>27867761
>>27867782
If that's what you want...
>>27867761
>>27867782
have a (you)
>>27867786
but anon, you can't split a death penalty.
>>27867796
Have a shit pony
>>27867795
>anthro
what did artist mean by this?
>>27867804
Jesus christ son
>>27867804
try harder next time
>>27867654
DID HE FUCK THE HORSE
>>27867807
He obviously had no idea the biped tag exists.
>>27867795
where is she going to go dressed like that?
>>27867846
hell
>>27867246
>standing the whole time
Seriously? They don't even want to provide them with chairs?
>>27867840
No, he used the right one. That fluttershy has a human neck and shoulders, and the leg proportions are completely off, she wouldn't be able to stand on all fours let alone walk
>>27867835
he totally did
>>27867846
To Gaea, of course. B-baka.
Did you remember toget a job?
>>27867856
I read that as "they don't even want to provide them with chains" and I thought it was ironic
but no anon
factory work is done standing, not sitting. The conveyor belt is usually higher up than a man sitting.
also sitting would reduce productivity. I mean, shit they might fall asleep or something!
>>27867878
I'm literally on my job right now.
>>27867879
I've done factory work as summer job and we were provided with chairs.
>>27867878
I'll get a job when I graduate.
>>27867883
Are you working with the FBI?
>>27867884
>I've done factory work as summer job and we were provided with chairs.
This is China, anon.
My father did factory work when he was young and he could never sit except when he went on a break every x hours.
Things in china are the same as they were at ford's times, just slightly modified.
>>27867878
I'm full time eployed for 2 years now.
>>27867871
>No, he used the right one. That fluttershy has a human neck and shoulders, and the leg proportions are completely off, she wouldn't be able to stand on all fours let alone walk
Here's a pony to distract you, FlyingSaucer, buddy.
Here, have this pony and you've seen nothing.
>>27867893
I know.
I just think it's stupid. Maybe without a chair I will be more productive for the first two hours, but after that having a chair would definitely be better.
And it's not like they cost much or need to be constantly replaced.
>>27867878
I keep getting rejected from the places I've applied to.
>>27867911
That is a very pretty pony
>>27867912
>I know.
>I just think it's stupid.
Economy right now is stupid. Like self-destructively stupid.
EU will probably collapse in 2025 unless DiEM25 goes through.
>>27867911
you may silence saucer but I'll report that as anthro unless you post my waifu
What are you favorite "youtubers" that post pony content? I don't know any good ones
>>27867939
Why would I?
It's obviously not anthro and you've got no case against me.
>>27867912
and don't you use stools anyways when you don't want your workers to relax?
>>27867958
enjoy your ban
>>27867954
The guy that does the recaps here
DawnSomewhere
Everyone else is dead
>>27867803
Attempt to assault a princess.
Punishment on the spot.
I think I've drank too much mountain dew
I finished a case, opened another, and when I got ready to drink a new can I started to feel really sick so i poured it
Been drinking water since and I've only had one can today
>>27867978
Pretty much this, and that agrol guy
>>27867998
oh my god
I always knew pinkie was real
>>27867998
>regularly drinking soda of any kind
I will not subscribe to that blog.
>>27867998
drunk*
>>27867998
When I was 13 I drank 6 cans of coke and ate a big bag of doritos in one afternoon and then I was sick for the rest of the day.
>>27867954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT2E5_UTAys
>>27867927
Equestria truly is blessed with pretty and benevolent leaders
>>27868037
I'll never get tired of watching that
>>27868025
>insist that I want to eat a whole cake
>my mom thinks it will teach me a lesson if I do so she says alright
>it did teach me a lesson
>>27867998
>tfw quit soda addiction
>>27868037
>That desaturated look.
I mean, it's nice for nostalgia but I still find people who watch the show in such drab colors even nowadays...
Why? The colors make it all that more enjoyable and it's not like it's going to hurt you to see them with proper shades.
What's with all the beam spam when animating fights with unicorns?
Do they all get a magic missile of their own akin to how they all use levitation?
You wouldn't elect a pony.
>>27868161
Fuck you I would
>>27868098
What? Are you one of those tasteless pieces of shit who watch those disgusting color "corrected" episodes?
>>27868025
For a while, I had pepsi and a muffin for breakfast, and a halfbag of doritos for lunch everyday
>>27868176
No, I'm talking about people who don't use Aussie versions of S1 and still rewatch/post pics from the original desaturated releases.
>>27868161
Bitch I might
>>27868194
Oh, good then. I just wish they didn't have that annoying Madman logo at the beginning.
US BluRay release when?
Filly screams "STOP RESISTING" while trying to hug you.
>>27868221
I AM THE LAW
>>27868203
what's wrong sweetie
do you want cummies
>>27868254
Filly is the law.
>>27868161
WHATTYA MEAN I COULDN'T BE THE PRINCESS OF THE UNITED STATES OF EQUESTRIA
TELL ME SOMETHING, IT'S STILL 'WE, THE PONIES', RIGHT?
Nyx is tired of trying to make you like her.
You walk into filly listening to R.E.M.
Do you call filly a pleb?
>y/n
>>27868221
[Resist arrest]
>>27868294
I take off filly's headphones and make lip smacking noises in her ear.
>>27868294
No filly of mone is going to listen to REM instead of field recordings of pegasi
>>27868276
but i already like her
>>27868294
tell filly to stop calling me a leper
>>27868323
Now you've made her emotionally confused. She's crying and hitting you while shouting how much she loves you
>>27868294
I've never even heard of that shit.
Remember this fag?
>>27868346
no because I don't read fanfiction
>>27868336
>he's never heard REM
>>27868346
Yes.
I'm glad everyone else forgot about him though
>>27868346
Not really I never read those
>>27868346
I still want to fuck him
>>27868329
>implying anyone hates fillies on the filly general
>>27868315
i want to hear the birds sing
>>27868357
>FUCKING
but that's not Germany
>>27868357
>>27868372
are you going to post this every thread?
>>27868378
I don't get it
>>27868346
Thats a very mad elf.
>>27868357
This pic always makes me smile.
They look so happy.
>>27868388
That's a deer my dear
>>27868375
Are you sure?
>>27868424
Deer are inherently elves, anon.
>>27868387
There's a place in Germany called fucking.
Might've been fuck.
Can't remember, may have been Austria instead.
>>27868444
>>27868446
It's Austria
>>27868374
Let Nyx know it. Fillies have short memory and think they're being neglected easily.
>>27868357
klondike looks like a fucking poet or jazz musician or some shit
Filly learned austrailian
>>27868457
>Fucking
>Please- not so fast!
>>27868465
He looks like a man who lost everything he ever cared about.
>>27868438
DONT EVER POST THAT FACE AGAIN!
>>27868457
>Fucking
>please, not so fast!
hahaha oh god
>>27868453
unf ponut
>>27868457
"Bitte – nicht so schnell!" ("Please – not so fast!")
Oh no. The Germans have arrived.
>>27868453
>celestia's clit winking against your cheek
>feels like hot wet kisses
>>27868457
Etymology
It is believed that the settlement was founded in the 6th century by Focko, a Bavarian nobleman. The existence of the village was documented for the first time in 1070, and historical records show that some twenty years later, the lord was Adalpertus de Fucingin. The spelling of the name has evolved over the years; it is first recorded in historical sources with the spelling as Vucchingen in 1070, Fukching in 1303,[7] Fugkhing in 1532, and in the modern spelling Fucking in the 18th century,[8] which is pronounced with the vowel oo as in book.[2] The ending -ing is an old Germanic suffix indicating the people belonging to the root word to which it is attached, thus Fucking means "(place of) Focko's people."
Name
Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them, beside which tourists stop to have their photograph taken, owing to the identical spelling to the present participle and gerund of the English-language profanity fuck. One version of the sign features the village name with an additional sign beneath it, with the words "Bitte – nicht so schnell!" ("Please – not so fast!"). The lower sign—which features an illustration of two children—is meant to advise drivers to slow down, but tourists interpret it, in conjunction with the "Fucking" sign, as a double entendre.[11]
British and American soldiers based in nearby Salzburg noticed the name after World War II, and began to travel to the village to have their photos taken beside the signs while striking various poses. The local residents, the Fuckingers, were considerably bemused as they had not previously been aware of the meaning of their village's name when read as English.[8] Since then, the number of visitors to Fucking has increased, with the occasional visit by a tour bus.
The Wiki is fucking gold.
>>27868453
Mom, please, I'm fighting Missingno for my 100 rare candies.
>>27868500
>clit
>winking
Anon
There's something you should know
>>27868500
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS BONER
>>27868346
>>27868504
Wikipedia's pretty great sometimes.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Paizuri.ogg
>>27868504
>The local residents, the Fuckingers, were considerably bemused as they had not previously been aware of the meaning of their village's name when read as English.[
>the fuckingers
comedy gold.
>>27868529
oh jesus I was a bit worried this would be like one of my hentais
>>27868504
>The local residents, the Fuckingers
>>27868504
>Fugkhing in 1532
We wuz khingz n fug :DDD
>>27868529
Is that a 60 year old man reading
please tell me it's actually a bot
>>27868529
This is the dude reading the file.
They finally fix the worst pony in guardians of harmony
https://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Guardians-Harmony/dp/B01BTUJZBE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&tag=equestr-20&linkId=2fda58f5d72851e5bf25d4278fc2eb19
>>27868607
>>27868597
She either likes it slow, tender, and affectionate,or she has a drawer full of sex toys, there's no middle ground.
>>27868607
That's not a link to Rarity, though
>>27868632
She has a drawer full of tender affectionn
>>27868632
Or both
>>27868597
>only 61 pics on derpibooru
holy shit she's underrated as fuck
>>27868712
might be because she's also ugly as fuck
>>27868712
Fashion Plate has like two lewd pictures, be glad you fucker
Any of you guys want cheap horses and stuff?Because you can get cheap horses and stuff.
http://tinydeadthings.tumblr.com/post/147256171895/emergency-pwyw-commissions-open-starting-today
>>27868737
there are way more than two
sadly most are just not that good
>>27868762
Oh
I must have misremembered, I only ever masturbate to two of them
>>27868761
>buying horses
Princess Luna is going to cock vore all bronies that worship Celestia.
A shaky phone camera catches what authorities are now calling a "vicious filly attack" as one unnamed man is swarmed by multiple tiny, pastel horses each vying for attention or treats.
>>27868761
>cheap horses
Not much of a fan of rarity, sorry.
>>27868761
is that braindead? that's a lousy situation in any case
>>27868803
>not buying horses
>>27868834
It is.The fact she used to be somewhat regular around here is the main reason I'm tossing some dosh in.
>>27868846
>The fact she used to be somewhat regular around here
Literally who
I've been here for five years and I've never seen that name
also
>pay what you want
>but it must be at least 10 $
she's probably gonna quickdoodle a shitton of crap like nobby does and ask for 10$ a pop
>>27868859
She popped in for a couple weeks this year, that's all.
>>27868875
She was here last year too.
>>27868891
Really more of an /mlp/ thinng, most peoplewho blow through here are drawthreaders too
>>27868859
Her most recent visit was to one of the OC threads, but she's poked her head in here a few times to take requests. Last time she was in MLPG was in April, so it's not that long ago, really. I don't remember her ever linking her tumblr here, either.
Sans the pony has a pone to pick with you.
>>27868906
Eh. I liked her art, don't want her to be homeless like Madmax ended up being, so I figure I'll do something at least.
She?
Seeing that filly cock vore a colt fills you with DETERMINATION!
>undermeme & cock vore
I miss when it was just UNF HYPER ANTHRO BUSTY DOG MAID ANON TF
>>27868972
I don't. At least this is less frequent with less images.
Which pony would most likely pick Pudge every match?
>>27868984
I hope those dildos are ones with realistic stallion cum, each dildo having its own unique stallion-like cum
>>27868987
идy нa мид
>>27869081
pony is not for cyka
Previously on my extremely little filly:
Pony cyka'd your blyats
>>27869103
SHE CAN'T GET ANY LITTLER CAPTAIN
Don't trust them.
>>27869099
ИДИ HAХУЙ ПИЗДEЦ PEПOPT БЛЯTЬ
>>27869157
that's clearly a canadian pony
>>27869187
Canada's got some problems then
A pony without pork bun is not a whole pony
>>27869157
I dont know what you're saying but imagining a pony being all mad and saying that made me smile.
>>27869211
It ain't nothing nice but grumpy ponies are cute
>>27869281
>It ain't nothing nice
Im sure it isnt. But if a pony said it to me I'd just hug em. Which would make them say more mad things.
tfw chrysalis and luna will never cock vore you
we're cock vore nyx eqg general during hiatus
>>27869352
SLUU
UUU
UUU
UU
UU
UT
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27869352
>>27869355
>using cock vore and nyx in the same sentence
YOU SIR HAVE JUST HIT MY ULTIMATE TRIGGER
I DEMAND YOU FUCKING APOLOGIZE
>>27869364
Yeah, but that filly should also think about what she's done.
>>27869417
Nyx is kinda cute I guess.
I like the snowdrop (or whatever her name is) shipLord have mercy on me
>>27869383
Rumble, no, don't, you don't wanna know where she gets the milkshake from.
>>27869496
I mean I want to know
now that you made a point of it
>>27869496
I heard a mutation in ponies causes them to fall asleep if you boop them more than the average amount.
I booped Nyx too many times and it worked, I wrapped her in a blanket and put some hot coco next to her for when she wakes up.
>>27869417
>>27869509
her milkshake brings all the colts to the barn
>>27869417
>>27869531
Why is she so fucking ugly???? I mean wtf
Filly's expiration date is coming soon, better use her before we have to throw her away.
Is it OC time?
>>27869559
Alright bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions. From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Phaggot.
>>27869579
give me all you got
your cutest ocs
>>27869579
>>27869589
I love cute OCs
>>27869606
Like Nyx?
>>27869621
>>27869621I think Nyx is kinda cute
>>27869584
I'm sorry...
>implying the best OC isn'tJizzbutt
enpet the pony
>>27869639
MLPG has never had a problem with OCs
>>27869584
I guess you could say
He's been...............................................
nyxed...........................,....../
>>27869651
Lyra you're not my pet you just eat all my junkfood and wear a collar.
...
I didn't say you had to go.
>>27869652
Do you want to die?
>>27869658
>>27869666
Only every second of every day
It's not really about the fillies.
It's about making a point.
The fillies can easily be sharpened to a point.
Nyx just wants a father figure.
Filly drugged your drugs.
how legal is it, equestrianly speaking, to just smooch random mares in the street
>nyx
>nyxfags
>>27869720
If they're unmarried, then it's considered a proposal.
If they are married, then you go to prison.
>>27869726
>le
>>27869720
perfectly legal
in fact its encouraged
mares are lonely creatures
I thought filtering n*ximages would be enough, but no
>>27869762
The pony show is all fake.
We never landed in Equestria.
Wake up sheeple.
I AM A REAL EQUESTRIAN
>>27869639
Nyxfags again
>>27869856
I'm going to give you a fuckin spanking
t i d d i e s
>>27869856
I own a bullet factory. Shooting me will only further fuel demand for more bullets, making me even richer.
>>27869856
*perks up ears*
*snaps ur neck*
*smirks*
*flicks tail*
*teleports away*
>>27869652
tee hee
Will Cadance, Flurry and Skyla reenact the Horus Heresy?
>Austrailians are waking up
I ate a whole jar of pickled onions yesterday and now I can't stop farting.
>>27869941
It's like 10 in the morning here anon.
We've been here for hours...
>>27869888
I don't really understand
Pony used a meme without remembering to make sure there weren't any millennials around
Filly is greek
>>27870026
I'd baklava her spanikopita
if you know what I mean
>>27869652
Only ours.
>>27870049
Sure
>>27870043
I wanna donut now
>>27870059
I hear the greasy slut has amazing donuts
>>27869652
I miss those days.
>>27869946
Fluttershy that's not something you go around telling everyone
>>27870089
stop spitting in the gravy
>>27870118
Stop making shit gravy.
>>27870105
>>27870043
This is how I feel explaining things at work some times
When you asked Pony why she had so many jugs of rainwater collected, she said she was saving up for when she died
>>27870159
what happens when you touch holder's boulder in this situation
>>27870043
Derpy and the 250ml Goblet
>>27870236
You activate Lime Stones vibrate function.
>>27870043
I miss Weaver. I understand him jumping on new exciting things but what he's chosen this time around just isn't that interesting to me.
>>27870241
What if Ice Packwas on the stack
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAWWWWWWWWWWW
https://derpibooru.org/1198754
>>27870324
what are they doing
>>27870334
filly things
you wouldn't understand
>>27870275
IT'S TOO MUCH
What if Ice Pack andSugar
>>27870332
>Not a mare
pass
>>27870344
Are you saying that they were playing with their filly bits
Can I join in
>>27870375
>>27870357
I bet some of his clients are into too much
I am going to post this horse
he is a very cute horse
She knows your secret now.
>>27870360
Does SB do commissions?
>>27870398
but it was a changeling all along
>>27870407
I think he's too depressed and anxious for commissions
>>27870405
hey that filly forced her belly into my hand, it wasn't my fault
>>27870409
HE is 100% pure blooded pone
Filly says she needs more eyes
>>27870398
I would snuggle that stallionUnder a thick duvet in the winter
>>27870428
that sounds exceedingly comfortable
>>27870411
>you will never be able to cheer up your favorite artist
>>27870437
I wish I could just like reach through the internet and physically remove depression.
It's the worst thing.
Filly is only living with you because you buy her nice things.
>>27870447
That's lame.
I'd reach through the internet togive handjobs
>>27870456
I'd probably do that too.
>>27870478
haha Dash looks like a girl
>>27870478
I love this ship so much
>>27870448
That's okay. I like spoiling filly.
>>27870483
But Dash is a girl
>>27870478
I'm so glad this artist is active again.
>>27870544
DON'T GRUMP
250 APPLE PENALTY
>>27870516
cute pone detected
>>27870544
Oh look, another picture of Applejack being angry for no reason
>>27870560
FUCK YOU BUDDY
>>27870544
Don't post angry apples
Post happy apples
>>27870564
>>27870564
BUT THAT IS SUGGESTIVE APPLES
>>27870560
She was angry because she could not get steamy with Rarity.
>>27870544
Applejack is such a shit pony she should be called Applecack
What do you like most about Applejack?
>>27870602
>>27870609
The way she makes me want to put together a humorous page comparing each pony's ale harvesting techniques with different software development approaches
>>27870609
hersister
>>27870609
She kicks ass
>>27870612
Applewhack
>>27870609
Just about everything, really.
>>27870609
Her apples.
>>27870682
Applejackshitgoodabouther
>>27870691
>>27870682
Cheer up apple pone
>>27870516
>But Dash is a girl
hahahahaha you're a funny guy, anon!
>>27870602
>applecack
what did he mean by this?
1 colt anal and 1 filly face sitting please
>>27869652
i have been shittposting about how OCs ruin fandoms since day one of mlpg
>>27870779
It's an ipecac joke
I only know what ipecac is thanks to Binding of Isaac
>>27870794
No you haven't
>>27870786
And your drink?
>>27870819
filly wants to know where the hotspots are for Pokemon go
>>27870849
>>27870849
Oh the aim of our patrol
Is a question rather drull
For to march and drill over field and hill...
Mares > Stallions >>>>> Colts >>>>>>>>>>>> Literal Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fillies
>>27870840
I've got a hotspot for ya'
right here
In my pantsthe hotspot is my dick
>>27870878
what i wouldnt give for a whole room of cmc mirror clones
>>27870902
kys
>>27870740
It's literally explained in the same sentence, memer
>>27870902
Replace stallions with fillies and you're golden
>>27870794
>OCs ruin fandoms since day one of mlpg
Care to tell us which day was the first day of MLPG?
>>27870958
>>27870942
>kiss Yog-Soggoth
>>27871014
>you guys ran me out
really? I don't remember that.
>>27870951
>sentence
>>27871035
he's just the male equivalent of a girl saying "I hate drama"
What expression do you like seeing most on the ponies faces mlpg?
>>27871065
embarrassed scrunch is my fav
>>27871057
I can only remember taw posting his fics all the time and people unfing hard
>>27871018
>tfw eldritch abominations are your exact fucking fetish
remember the old fags
>>27871065
they're cutest when they're sad or angry
Fillies are like balloons.
>>27871065
Either of the ones on these two do it for me.
>>27871065
>jealous
Looks more incredulous to me
>>27871091
please don't pop the fillies
Fillies need to be refillied every so often.
>>27871131
The fillies are self-refilling.
>>27871119
i am sorry i cannot guarantee any safety, i am a very rough lover.
>>27871131
how do you do that exactly
>>27871193
I want to lick Twilight.
>>27871193
Just buy the filly fluid canisters.
>>27871193
Some tea may suffice.
>>27871193
why are all the ponies pedophiles?
>>27871248
>that picture
what did she mean by this?
>>27871284
they just want to cuddle the fillies is all
pony
cuddle
time
>>27871314
it's way too late for that
>>27871301
And when I cuddle fillies I got to horse jail.
RACISM.
>>27871341
DISMANTLE THE PONYARCHY
>>27871332
aww man
behold: pon
>>27871341
You can cuddle them. Just don't undress yourself, Anon.
>>27871361
I am just living like the ponies do, stop oppressing me!
>>27871358
I BEHOLD
can I date the pon
>>27871358
I want to be and hold that pony
>>27871358
I am going to steal that ponies' sweater.
>>27871387
what the fuck man
>>27871358
Behold: pon pon
>>27871397
typical pinkie, always trying to one-up the common folk
>>27871397
I want to cover her with confetti
>>27871397
That pony sure loves moving!
>>27871424
It's her pon pon weh.
Do you think they'll ever catch the pone toucher?
>>27871568
good luck, I'm behind 7 fillies
>>27871568
They'll never catch her, she's too fast
>>27871585
wait is the pone toucher some person who is touching ponies or some pony who is touching everyone?
AM I TOO SOON
come on
do something fun
>>27871654
remember when we used to do things
how about a doodle or a short fic
or maybe even a singing vocaroo
>>27871654
But everytime I have fun, something horrible happens.
>>27871682
I like a mare with flowers in her mane
>>27871654
like what?
>>27871568
We caught her on camera admitting her intentions:
http://smaert.com/art.webm
It's only time until she'd indicted.
>>27871706
Well, I mean, I'm game.
Is a large filly still a filly?
would you date rarity
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/7/12/1198832.jpeg
>>27871733
I threw up in my mouth a little but I'm okay
>>27871723
how big we talkin here
>>27871733
Where is she? Is she behind that disgusting human?
>>27871723
Those are mares, Anon.
>>27871769
use a filly to put on fires
>>27871769
Don't worry! Your reliable old friend Applejack will put out the fire!
>>27871526
what a disgusting pony
>>27871848
>>27871744
>>27871752
still better than show rarity at least
>>27871864
>>27871848
what do you have against pretty ponies?
I want to have a tea party with Fluttershy.
>>27871870
Truly they are pure faggots.
How fat is Rarity?
How heavy is the average mare anyways?
>>27871014
literally who
>>27871065
the regular smile and indifferent frown are the only ones that count
>>27871871
I want to tell stories with her
>>27871897
all of the main six are quite fit
inexplicably including Pinkie
~50 lbs
>>27871654
let's talk about fetishes
>>27871923
Filly called you 4/10.
>>27871923
Ponies.
>>27871944
You heathen!
>>27871944
>>27871936
how about a nice hug instead?
>>27871944
APPLE HIPS DON'T LIE
>>27871969
>>27871973
>What wisdom can you share apple hips
>...
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>27871973
>>27871947
is this the memest of meme faces?
>>27872038/)^3^(\
>>27872036
The most beautiful of rumps.
>>27872064
pony butts are just the best
What if... MLP movie happens?
>>27871733
Not pictured: Rarity
>>27871752
Will she bend over?
>>27872076
What if it doesn't.
>>27872088
I know what I said.
>>27872100
>>27872036
that scene was gold
>>27872111
I need that apple rump.
>>27872116
What is it, marshmallow?
>>27872111
Applejack is a good, steady horse.
Out of all the mane six, AJ would be the easiest friend to get along with. She's the most "getting alongest pony" of them all. I'd get off work and come see her in the fields with a bucket of water and a feedbag. Then I could pet her head while she's relaxes for a bit.
>>27872138
Sounds like a rapist
>>27872141
No. I just know she works way harder and longer than me and I want to show up and give her a break.
>>27872136
>what's so great about apples?
>>27872154
EVERYTHING
will you be allowed in?
Doodl: Now with 100% moredorks
>>27872205
what if I don't like dorks
what if I...hate dorks
>>27872205
what if I love dorks
>>27872215
NO ONE ASKED YOU
Apples of all kinds
wtf i hate dorks now
>>27872199
I don't want to be let in anyway.
>>27872231
I know right?
What kind of dweeb even likes dorks
>>27872229
how does she plan to use that rope?
>>27872215
Then you should check the doodl itselfand the editshttps://doodl.blob.core.windows.net/2016-07-12/TweUhwOQ6kaHJ/A+mrMheA
>>27872251
In the best way possible.
>>27872205
>>27872268
rainy isn't a dork, she's just a little wet behind the ears
Filly is worrying about upcoming Rainbow Dash episodes
>>27872267
id go 8 seconds with her if you know what i mean
>>27872264
u-unf!?!?
>>27872205
>>27872264
>furshit
>>27872307
no way, it's a pony from the show
but it's the 63 version
and she's really fat now
and she has boobs
and she likes video games for some reason
>>27872296
I don't follow.
>>27872267
>Applejack's fists full of semen from her expert handjobs
>>27872334
Before he jumps off and Pinke jumps out of a barrel with a cream pie and smacks her in the face.
bad humanization posting time??
Little pony posting time.
>>27872359
>>27872369
that's a big pony
>>27872369
but it's always that time
>>27872359
>opinions
>>27872317
>and she likes video games for some reason
>>27872382
it's pretty cute when ponies like VIDEO GAMES
>>27872359
AJ is never bad.
It's time.http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27872392
this was already linked once like an hour ago
this is an official princess warning
>>27872394
IT'S STILL TIME
just fapped to luna for the first time in 4 years, its awkward because she was my first pony waifu
>>27872389
lucky saddle but does she ever try going bareback?
>>27872404
Which pic
>>27872406
All the time
It's the Apple way
>>27872406
On occasion.
>>27872404
>feeling awkward fapping to any pony
>>27872441
shut up Dash, you're a degenerate
>>27872430
Moshi moshi apple desu
when they were fillies
>>27872404
>first pony waifu
who's your current waifu?
>>27872474
rarity is my waifu with pinkie as a side gf
>>27872407
its one of those trash pics you regret after
>>27872499
you man whore
>>27872524
>>27872524
>>27872524One-piece by piece.
I love Princess Marker Pony