612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is still storytimed here!
>>27764011
The Wonderbolts Handbook is storytimed here!
>>27814343
Ded horse: >>27846089
>burger
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
615 - 28 Pranks Later:Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Filly.
What if pony was anime?
>>27850978
That filly needs a hug.
>>27851008
I want to bully that filly.
>>27851008
What a silly filly
>>27851016
This is more cute than it is hot.
>>27851046
How can I be as content as Pinkie?
Fillies are like crows.
>>27851023
DO NOT BULLY
>>27851046
Shoving your face into a random pair of tiddies should be an encouraged practice
>>27851044
Every filly is silly on their own.
>>27851092
being a filly must be a hard life
I can't believe it's not fillies
>>27851093
Not really. You'd have friends.
>>27851092
Silly life
>>27851096
I'd be a renegade filly
>>27851100
>>27851110
I want to bully that filly.
>>27851110
>>27851115
I'm going to turn you into a filly and bully you sexually
>>27851115
No filly should be bulliedexcept for Twist
How old does glimglam have to be for sexual?
>>27851122
You say that like it'd be a bad thing.
>>27851115
She could probably disintegrate you with her magic
>>27851131
needs a cutie mark
>>27851141
That's not very friendship of her.
DO NOT LET THE PONIES SQUISH EACH OTHER
>>27851143
Don't some foals get their cutiemarks super early though?
>>27851157
Twilight created a device that sucks the smarts out of your brain to claim for her own.
>>27851190
Jokes on her, I have negative smart.
>>27851168
I want to smooch the squishy mare.
>>27851190
>I've got you now Anon!
>Wait, why isnt it working?
>>27851190
She's already smarter than me, so it's useless.
>>27851190
She'll be disappointed
>>27851162
Equestria is backwards in some ways.
Rarity created a device that sucks the cum out of your dick to claim for her own.
>>27851190
Without my conscience, I'll probably lose control and rape her like an animal.
>>27851190
The only thing I read is that Twilight will suck me
>>27851210
>thinking you're physically capable of raping Twilight
You're funny
>>27851190
I want to put it on her and then laugh at her while she struggles to do simple math problems.
>>27851210
That was her plan.
>>27851262
I wonder what marker's ponut is like
>>27851281
>>27851285
it was just a question jeez
>>27851288
>>27851298
>>27851293
SHOW IT TO ME
Colors that Sell
>When it comes to toys, there are specific colors that sell. The "three basic toy colors" of yellow, red, and blue were chosen for Gundam. If these three colors are combined well, kids will be very interested when it's put in a showcase. Tomino-san had the idea of it being entirely white, but that wouldn't sell toys. Chogokin at the time would always incorporate those colors. When in the toy store showcase, they had to fight and win against robots from other companies. The fighting isn't just in the anime.
One can only imagine what was going through the designers' heads when they decided on absolutely technicolor horses to fight with Mattel's dolls.
>She wants to watch while you teach Glimmer about friendship and hot monkey dick
>>27851315
>>27851322
what anime is this
>>27851349
Can you just hug two horses?
how many ponies do you have in your harem
>>27851361
One
>>27851322
Truth be told I'm not an expert on the subject.
>>27851314
>>27851361
I'm in a stable relationship.
>>27851367
>you will never learn the mysteries of hot monkey dick together with your waifu
>>27851379
>>27851381
>>27851361
just 2
>>27851361
2
>>27851397
How are scarf friends different from regular friends?
>>27851414
They have scarves
JUST ORDERED THE PIZZA
>>27851424
why are you wearing that...
>>27851424
Great!
>>27851424
>>27851390
>tfw that blog is probably ded
>>27851429
>not wearing a comfy ninja suit at home
Pleebee
I hate pizza
>>27851190
This is going to end like that episode of Jony bravo where an alien has to suck out his brain right?
>>27851435
>tfw a lot of good blogs are ded
I miss Sexy Spitfire
>>27851424
don't take it all yourself you fat fuck
>>27851435
I saw a small blurb of activity from them a month or so ago, but I'm not sure they're still involved with horse.
>>27851467
I intend to
WHAT YALL EATING TONIGHT
>>27851538
Wait it's Saturday
>>27851538
Chinese
>>27851538
Ice cream
>>27851538
pizza
>>27851538
Chocolate cake
>>27851538
Is that you, Shout?
>>27851577
>>27851551
You will die very young
>>27851538
Where's toping?
>>27851592
Yes, that'd be the ideal outcome
>>27851538
Pasta with shrimp, and some corn I guess.
>>27851592
I'm gonna die older than you are.
>>27851538
Chicken breasts seared in a pan with asparagus and penne pasta and a drizzle of olive oil, finished with pine nuts and parmesan.
>>27851589how the hell did you know
>>27851551
>>27851571
>>27851577
Wow we've got some real 'muricans in here.
Why don't you fatties have a little salad with that?
>>27851538
Paella.
>>27851611
I can feel your comics
The characterization of Dash in that Winderbolts' Guide is the most entertaining part of the book
For the last time I am not a filly.
>>27851611
BecauseI'm a psychic.
>>27851628
shut up, filly
>>27851601
I'd cook asparagus at home, but it makes my pee stink.
Do you think ponies have the same problem?
>>27851625
Lewd!
>>27851639
Are you suggesting your pee doesn't stink under normal circumstances?
>>27851642
draw comics fag
>>27851648
clearly I have other things on my plate
literally
>>27851647
I can confirm, I taste his urine daily.
>>27851647
It shouldn't if you're properly hydrated
how many ponies did you catch on ponymon go
>>27851652buy some apples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmv9Pb5NafI
>>27851611
>"Saturday night!" shout in the filename.
>OC pic attached.
>Asking everyone for input in all-caps.
Nah', just kidding. We're all psychic here.
>magical enhancements
Filly wants to be rooted.
>>27851659
>cool channel!
>>27851664
Shit I'm getting predictable in my old age.
>>27851664
also you can see a tablet
>>27851665
>"58 bits"
>only hands over two
>>27851689
Yes
That's the joke
>>27851689
>literally in the filename
>>27851695
No
These are supersized bits, worth exactly 29 standard bits
>>27851689
Filly and I can come to some.. arrangement.
>>27851699
... I was just pretending!
Filly wants a raise.
>>27851709
alright, pick the filly up
>>27851709
Yeah i've got a raise for filly right here
Pinkie Pie is eating all your junk food, now you have no lettuce or carrots or celery
You just saw filly and her filly friends take off from your driveway in your self driving car yelling "I'm going to Paris!"
Seeing as you live in California, you're a little worried.
>>27851763
Seeing as I have no affiliation or interest in filly or her friends, I am struggling to give a shit.
>>27851763
Fuck her and her filly friends.
>>27851777
I mean.
They did just steal your car.
>>27851782
I don't have a car, filly.
Come on, what do you want. You know I don't have treats for you today.
>>27851763
Log in to my car and have it drop them off at school.
>>27851782
A small price to pay for permanently removing the filly-antics from my very important MLPG text stream.
>>27851794
Filly hacked your car already
>>27851714
Pony Rarity would lose her shit if she saw mow much clothing humans wear.
>>27851801
Well she should pick a better password than "ice cream" if she thinks she's gonna lock me out.
>>27851736
Do I at least have pineapples?
>>27851763
>Police bash down my door.
>I am beaten, convicted as a pedophile, and my airsoft guns and butter knives are confiscated.
>Being Californian.
>>27851763
Yeah no shit I'm worried she didn't even specify which Paris
>>27851823
WE
>>27851794
Send them to the dentist instead
>>27851830
ARE THE CRYSTAL
>>27851842
PONIES
>>27851842PONIES
Who wouldn't?
Thinkign about treats
>>27851823
A melanin goddess
To be fair almost all the art of black humanized celestia is really cute and or unf.
Then again 90% of celestia's art is cute or unf so I can't really be the judge of that.
I just really like her.
Man, fuck ponies. Especially the stallions
>>27851888
Yes
>>27851859
#justfillythings
Filly wants a hug.
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG4Fgdb6II4
>Still jailbait.
FUUUCK
Filly came by and dropped Diem25's manifesto in your lap.
She's looking at you expectantly and wagging her tail.
>>27851929
>please be a vegetarian
>it's better for your body
Literally
Trash
k wot draw come on
>>27851954
Dude come on. She's just turned 17.
Like literally why would you actually listen to what she's saying.
Imagine if you could listen to what you were thinking when YOU were 16.
>>27851964
Pinkie in Escaflowne-like armour?
>>27851964
Anon getting a filly harem.
Later
Nyx and Noi tormenting Anon.
>>27851964
Celestia filly hanging out with Sweetie
>>27851924
No, she is just going to poke me with her horn
>>27851964
Luna giving a ride to CMC
>>27851975
>Imagine if you could listen to what you were thinking when YOU were 16.
>it's all about wanting to fuck things and pokemon
>>27851975
She's going to dye her hair and become a feminist.
>>27851926
Every day
>>27851964
Anon and teen Flurry hanging out.
>>27851975
I would never never made a video blog in the first place
>>27851989
Stop trying to headbutt her then
>>27852003
sadly, that is not even entirely unlikely
>>27852023
I saw a video of two female midgets headbutting a dude's dick yesterday.
It was weird.
>>27851924
I actually wouldn't mind snuggling her...poor thing doesn't look like it's had any in years.
Filly is hunger...
>>27852091
You shouldn't have stolen filly's candy then.
>>27852091
How does that even work?
>>27852091
Filly needs to put that giant mace down
>>27852091
Filly should have a Snickersâ„¢
Giving your pony hugs from behind can greatly raise their mood.
>>27852293
I think that's just fucking
1-3:pon
4-6:mon
7-9:wa
0/dubs: draw
>>27852459
enjoy your wa
>>27852433
i'm playing tf2 instead
>>27852488
is bender going to bang that filly
>>27852459
wa?
>>27852492
He's going to bang all three of them.
>>27852488
>you will never hug SB
>>27852492
He's going to bend her.
tehe
>>27852575
Why are you laughing
that's fucking brutal
Nyx is going to hug you. She's going to trip you over with her magic and squeeze you tightly, then snuggle up to you and if you try to get up she's going to do it again.
>>27852575
I'd bend Sweetie
over a barrel
>>27852597
bend her
bender
te
he
he
>>27852597
pony is made of marshmallow
that's not a very difficult thing to do
Fillies are not for bending.
Did someone say HYPERBUSTY ANTHRO FUTA DORKS?
>>27852620
Unf yeswould help play through Link to the Past
>>27852620
only if it contains cock vore, shitlord.
>>27852676A randomized LTTP?
>you'll never fuck GENERIC HYPERBUSTY ANTHRO FUTA DORK's mouthnipples with your HYPERJUNK
That really makes you think.
Nyx keeps putting her hoof on your leg and gives you puppy pone eyes.
>>27852687Just regular. Or maybe Super Metroid.
>>27852698
Ugh, fine.
>unzips dick
>>27852712
>Nyx unzips her own
I HEARD DORKS AND I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD
>aussies are waking up
>increasing shitposts
>>27852725
DORKS
>>27852726
No one would know it was Australians doing it, until you pointed it out
Are you an Australian anon?
>>27852732
>>27852725
I like dorks just the way they are.
>>27852749If I had a good idea, I'd write a lewd story about this dork
Filly.
>>27852803
what about replacing her mayonnaise jar with a jar of cum?
>>27852816
I don't think that's really a story idea, anon
Nyx wants to know why her dick is bigger than yours.
>>27852833
what
it's classic lewd comedy
it practically writes itself
you replace her mayonnaise bottle with your own cum, she eats the nachos and says they're better than usual, ends up drinking right from the bottle and all the while you have a raging hardon
then she notices and she makes the connection and boom
instant blowjob
maybe you're just a bad writer
>>27852840
noi?
nightmarenoi
what a froi
>>27852854
I don't think that's a good story
I don't think you know what a good story is
>>27852899
you wouldn't recognize a good story if it came in your eye.
>>27852943
please have mercy
SUDDENLY
cute pony
>>27853009
When SUDDENLY an even cuter poney
>>27853009
Stallions are not cute
>>27853026
fite me
>>27853009
He'd be cuter in a dress
>>27853026
>>27853051
how can two people be so wrong
>>27853018
What a cute pone
What characters should be replaced, and by whom?
>>27853009
UGLY
G
L
Y
>>27853073
anon should be replaced with a cute filly
I want to nuzzle my face into Celestia's fluffy chest and use her as a pillow and her wings as blankets.
>>27853099
Heaven.
>>27853099
>>27853124
Wonderful.
Luna would be the best princess mom
>>27853072
Qtest pon
>>27853148
I'd rather make them into moms.
>>27852016
That took longer than expected.
>>27853148
>>27853173
But if you make them moms how do you sex them?
>>27853145
That face always just looked super weird to me.
>>27853174
>Mom's sluttiness
>Dad's nerdery (notice the Princess Leia mane)
Yeah
>>27853188
It does when you put it on a piece of shit like that.
>>27853174
holy shit
>>27853172
I am not sure how I feel on Applebloom's new boyfriend
>>27853174
By that is gonna be akward
Is there a big age difference between the two?
>>27853174
what the fuck happened to her
>>27853188
it's on the same level as these for me too. i don't know why people post it, except for the weirdness factor
>>27853174
That's kinda hot yo
>>27853199
Fluttershy is not that bad.
>>27853186
Why can you not continue to sex them after making them into moms?
Keep making them foals, anon. Extend the royal family.
>>27853174
They grow so fast.
>>27853174
I wonder if she'll regret these years.
>>27852884
Nightmare Nyx and Nightmare Noi when?
>>27853242
>starting a family with your adoptive mother(s)
>>27853211
>Is there a big age difference between the two
well, after a quick google, 3 years is roughly 18 - so quite a bit.
bop
>>27853174
Was this what being a teenager was supposed to be like?
I feel like I missed out
Would youteach her how to be a proper princess?
>>27853174
I'd fuck herI actually forgot her fucking name
>>27853174
Pls don't do that again, i don't want to love Flurry Heart
>>27853293
Princess Shining Cadance
>>27853174
And you know, he can't really refuse either, since she's a princess.Also that should be followed with a sarcastic "I don't know, CAN you?"
>>27853298
all fillies go through their rebellious phase
>>27853199
>>27853199
>>27853291
Well I am not qualified to teach that, but sure
>>27853298
>'loving' angsty, sex-obsessed, rebellious, royal, jailbaith-holy shit
>>27853293
she was named after the thing keeping the crystal empire alive and the disaster that nearly killed it
>>27853322
dumb shitposter
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27853318
That they do.
>>27853322
Sad meme filly deserve some love
>>27853352
>awful artstyle
>awful fan abomination
>awful not-pony abomination
lmao
>>27853298
Love her, anon. She is the perfect waifu and daughteru
>>27853364
Artist must have taken inspiration from you.
>>27853372
That doesn't make any sense, nyxposter
>>27853342
Why are you talking to yourself?
>>27853353
You mean Nyx?
>>27853392
I don't post noi
Hey, Noiposter. I know how you probabily feel right now. I just want you to know that even if everyone is against you, just know that I'll always be there for you. And even if I'm not, just know that if the world is against you, fight for what you believe, not what others believe.
I'd post Nyx hugging Noi but I don't think there's any pictures of them together.
fillify the main six
Dare you go on a magical midnight mexican adventure with princess bush cuddle?
well i have to go listen to find a pet again now
>>27853431
This is the worst thing I've read today
Grats I guess
>>27853456
Thanks. And you're pretty awful too I guess.
>>27853322
>>27853431
How many meme fillies exist in this board
>>27853451
because of you
>>27853222
>>27853289
Look at how Nobby turned out and yeah, you didn't miss out on anything.
>>27853469
What's up with you and the word meme?
>>27853469
This general is practically filly memes
What are some essensial filly-core?
>>27853451
it's such a fun song
>>27853475
But I missed out on everything
>>27853486
CMC
Nyx
Babs Seed
Noi
Nerds
Dressed horses.
>>27853447
What's she the princess of?
>>27853544
oh you know
>>27853447
Hell yeah I would
>>27850995
>>27853645
now nyx
why would you cuddle plants
might as well fluff a bush
>>27853673
you don't cuddle plants
you cuddle the one who cuddles the plants
>>27853673
cuddle this
>>27853571
No, I don't. That's why I'm asking the question.
How do you feel about the Wonderbolts mlpg?
>>27853673
Some plants are naturally cuddly.
>>27853711
They're overrated.
>>27853711
>Wildfire
>Midnight Strike
>no Andrea Libman
FUCKING REDACTED
>>27853711
Cute poners
>>27853711
Where's Rainbow Dash?
>>27853711
Are those all Wonderbolts?
>>27853729
No. Just all the ones that were in the last few pages of The Wonderbolts Academy Handbook leveled and merged together.
>>27853728
>I'm right there
>>27853711
>Firestreak and Lighning Dash are the same design and color scheme
>Just make one of them put up their goggles so they look different
>>27853746
Missed her.
Shit.
>>27853711
Top sluts
>>27853711
They're cuties
>>27853766
I got a mild chuckle out of how mad that rainboom part made Anons in the storytime thread when it's not really that canon a book in the first place. Could've been a hypothetical argument too.
>>27853711
Fleetfoot is creepy
>>27853711
They exist
>>27853756
maybe they're twins
>>27853836
I wonder if she's self conscious about her lisp
>>27853756
>Soarin and Wave Chill are literally the same pony
You've never seen them in the same place. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya.
What's her name, MLPG?
>>27853887
candy ribbon
>necromancer pony will never act out her weird gothic sex fantasies on the hapless villagers.
>you'll never be the peasant she kidnaps into a vampire sex oubliette
>>27853875
same with spitfire and blaze. I bet that they are only doubles that the spitfire and soarin use to send them to event that they don't want to attend
>>27853887
filly
>>27853887
Bane?
>>27853887
boku no gem filly
>>27853901
Or if they ever end up double-booking and have to be in two places at the same time.
>>27853903
That's fillyist.
>>27853901
poor fleetfoot, she don't have a double
>>27853920
>gem filly
>>27853957
She only want to meet cute stallions, i bet that she don't like to share
filly has long ears
Post moms.
>>27854036
>>27854036
>>27854051
She ain't yet, but she's gonna be.
>>27854069
>what is Apple Bloom
>>27854090
Her little sister?
>>27854090
a miserable pile of filly
>>27854115
APPLE BLOOM IS AJ'S DAUGHTER
SHE'S THE RESULT OF AJ AND BIG MAC'S NIGHT IN THE BARN
A NIGHT THAT THEY AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF AGAIN
>>27854090
Adorable
>>27854131
I want to rub her little hooves.
>>27854152
you're going to have to give them all hoof rubs if you do that
>>27854136
Such a terrible headcanon. I'd thought it had died years ago.
>>27854136
>>27853875
nah, wave chill has a bit more floof in his mane
>>27854242
I want to be her filly friend
befreckle the princesses.
>>27854242
BIGGER
>>27854201
Bad headcanons never die. They just go away for a while and get overwritten by worse headcanons.
>>27854293
Or dispelled by actual canon.
>>27854287
She got a giant freckle on her ass already. That's enough.
>>27854300
That's what he said, worse headcanons
>>27854017
is filly a continental soldier
>>27854287
Is that contagious?
>>27854283
You need to be a filly first.
>>27854316
Smooch her and find out
>>27854313
You're a worse headcanon.
>>27854288
>>27854316
mmmmaybe?
>>27854322
I'M WORKING ON IT
>>27854331
B I G G E R
>>27854288
B B I G G G E R R
the pranking is out of control!
Stop giving ponies freckles. Only Appajack deserves them.
>>27854348
what the fuck
>>27854349
AJ could erase the O and sell rad apples
>>27854355
>Stop giving ponies freckles.
NEVER!
>>27854348
>10000x10000
I can hear several browsers crashing from here.
freckles < tan
>>27854379
What the fuck
>>27854349
Fluttershy is so cute when she's mischievous
>>27854379
We were all having fun until the Cumslut Shitter poster appeared
>>27854374
why kind of garbage computer can't handle a 2mb image
>>27854386
I know rite
>>27854379
>tattoo on arm
This poor girl is a young teen prostitute
Will someone please give her some eggs?
>>27854386
>Fluttershy is so cute when she miscarriages
>>27854425
why are you the way that you are
>>27854425
>>27854425
>>27854367
i want to touch sunnybutts freckles
>>27854349
don't be mean to apples
>>27854444
Based Wall and Slice of life
>>27853857
That's probably why she has such an aggressive personality.
>>27854425
The correct word to use is miscarries, not miscarriages. The Equestrian education system is appalling nowadays.
>>27854444
I want Rarity to teach me to suck horsecock
>>27854458
shut up Fluttershy, you're just a dumb pony
a big dumb stupid little pony
>>27854429
>>27854436
>>27854439
20% of horse pregnancies end in miscarriage
http://equimed.com/diseases-and-conditions/reference/abortion
fuckers spontaneously abort all the time for all sorts of small reasons.
>>27854379
EQG should've ditched the CM concept. It doesn't work at all and makes the clothing dumber.
>>27854478
EqG should've been ditched
>>27854446
yeah she looks too sad here
it makes it less cute if you think about it
Ember and Gilda form teams and compete in football.
But to make it interesting, they made a wager: If Gilda's team wins, they get a huge bag full of bits, but if Ember's team wins, they get a pile of treasure.
Who wins?
>>27854489
Gilda, because Ember would fail miserably at trying to get dragons to cooperate at team sports
Griffons would also be horrible at it, but slightly less so
>>27854482
Considering the poor sales it won't be a surprise if they did after the next movie.
>>27854497
What would the final score be?
>>27854473
http://equimed.com/health-centers/reproductive-care/articles/equine-abortions
>It is generally accepted that only 80% of mares bred will give birth to a live foal at term.
sheeeit
>>278545240-0
>>27854524
3-0
>>27854397
firefox explodes if it tries go allocate close to 3GB or more RAM
>>27854531
I'm talking about American Football, just FYI.
Filly wants to abort it.
When a maaarrrreee loves a filllyyyy
>>27854532
At the end, the dragons accuse the griffons of cheating, and a fight breaks out.
Ember and Gilda give each other "We're surrounded by idiots" looks.
>>27854536
>Not Equestrian Football
sure, let's get a bunch of flying animals to play a sport based on advancing on the ground
that's going to go over well
>>27854531
You're underestimating to what lengths gryphons will go to jew dragons out of their gold.
>>27854535
Not really
>>27854549
it does for me at least
>>27854544
What would Equestrian football be like?
>>27854561
American Baseball
>>27854561
whose bright idea was it to make Fluttershy the goalie
Gilda's paws after playing a long game of Equestrian football
>>27854561
>rarity
>twilight
>fluttershy
>liking sports
what is this shit
>>27854544
Would the griffons still win?
>>27854571
Hoofegg*
>>27854567
Probably Twilight
>>27854581
hoo fegg?
>>27854567
Anon the goalkeeper is always the kid who's the most useless, have you never played football?
>>27854591
but I used to be the goalie back on my elementary school team...wait
>>27854591
can confirm, I was goalie for my college lacross team
>>27854612
I feel like you should have known what was going on
>>27854591
I really like Nips' artstyle.
>>27854612
Yeah, me too, but I worked my way up to being a defender-midfield hybrid and then I could shit on the goalie, circle of life
>>27854625
I was a pretty good goalie though
is an horse a athlete?
>>27854634
He sometimes draws some questionable, and even unpleasant stuff, but I agree - he drawing style is very enjoyable.
>>27854656
>an horse
>>27854656
they can be
Filly wants to be a scientist when she grows up.
>>27854695
get the filly a tiny adorable lab coat
>>27854695
She can be acomputerscientist.
>>27854703
>>27854674
>pronouncing the h in horse
shameful
Filly wants to know why you have so many wadded up tissues in your trash can.
>>27854726
Because I'm sick and my nose is a faucet of snot of assorted unhealthy colours.
Pony is starting the garden party.
>>27854726
those are the souls of all the fillies who defied me
pony is starting the megacock party
https://derpibooru.org/1197212
https://derpibooru.org/1197215
>>27854751
Why are her hooves all dirty if the only thing she's been gardening with was her ugly face?
>>27854760
She has to use her hooves since she doesn't have an ugly face, you potato.
Filly shoved a potato in her pussy.
>>27851016
...it is.
Kikuko Inoue (Belldandy, Alv, The Boss, in the MGS games): Princess Celestia.
Miyuki Sawashiro (Shinku, Perrine H. Clostermann, the Logicomas in the new GiTS film): Twilight SparkleDiscord should've been voiced in the MLP:FiM dub by Norio Wakamoto
>>27854775
but why
>>27854793
Just watchin' a movie
>>27854793
I've beat off four times today, I'm going to see if I can get a couple more in
>>27854793
Nothing much, just masturbating while sniffing your horse panties Fluttershy
>pony countdown shows "No new episodes"
Who is supposed to be updating that? New pony is the 30th, right?
>>27854793
Trying to study.
>>27854801
>Only four times
Amateur.
>>27854793
Played vidya and shitposted on an imageboard specifically tailored to a show for little girls.
Pretty much the last 4 years of my life summed up right there.
>>27854816
>be nice anon, it's not a competition
>>27854561
>Football
>Rarity
>>27854822
do me a favor and look at the stamp on her dad's butt
it's in her blood
Filly googled Trypophobia.
>>27854793
I've done a lot tonight, Shrimp&Banana. Now I sleep. Goodnight.
>>27854842
what the hell is shrimp and banana
>>27854822
Puncess Carlostia: 'As centre forward, Rarity bangs in 40-a-season for ParisSt. Germain'
>>27854847every fucking time I colour her in I get a craving for these
>>27854776
>Celestia
>The Boss
>>27854874
What a weird choice of shapes for these gummy candy or whatever they are called.
>>27854898
They're foam sweets.
And yes.
>>27854874
those 2 flavors sound gross together
>WHY YA'LL AIN'T STEAMIN!?
Hey dorks what's dorkenin'?
Is
it
time
>>27854874
>Shrimps
>Bananas
...and a huge nostalgia bomb has gone off in my head.
'Flying Saucers' (UFOs made of rice paper & filled with sherbet), Cola Bottles. Fruit Salad chews. 'Sherbet Fountains'. 'Sherbet Dip Dabs'. 'Refreshers'. Black Jack chews.
http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/british-sweets-and-candy.html?gclid=CIT2-Yro580CFfAy0wod2coOUA
And a particular favourite of mine: Parma Violets:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parma_Violets
Twilight Sparkle would like those. They remind me of her, colour-wise.
Pinkie & Maud Pie would also approve of Swizzels Matlow's Candy Necklaces.
>>27854931
sup nerd
what's sockening
What do you guys think about butts?
>>27854754
>fluttershy having a cock longer than her torso
that sounds pretty fucking funny honestly
Filly wants to travel around your world and taste the rare candy goodnesses it has to offer with you.
>>27854959
If filly eats too many rare candies I won't be able to control her until I get enough gym badges.
>>27854959
First stop is Rainbow Dash's house to taste her skittles mane, right?
>>27854964
godfilly binged on candies and has ascended beyond the control of mere badges
>>27854953
Puncess Luna: 'There's something rathersocksualabout that ponypile.'
>>27854953
they're fucking great and I want to marry one attached to a pegasus
How much would you pay for a stick of genuine, 100% all-natural flutterbutter?
Batpony just used a gun
>>27854996
I'll give her five american dollars cash if she stops trying to sell me butter
>>27854953
Imagine all those butts farting, all at once.
Imagine...
>>27854977
You are my nigga.
>>27855001
sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
>>27854996
Depends
Did Fluttershy make it or did it come from her?
>>27854954
Big dongs are always hilarious.
>>27854996
I want to make cream and butter from Fluttershy's milk.
>>27855016
well
um
>>27855016
No, you can also buy rainbutter, it's rainbow-colored because of course it is.
>>27855039
holy shit i want some dash butter
>>27855035
I want to drink Fluttershy's milkstraight from the tap
>>27855035
I want to milk Fluttershy.
>>27855065
>>27855054
>>27855075
>>27855080
Pinching and tugging her nipples.
>>27855079
I see it too, filly
>>27855065
i refuse to believe this is real
>>27855054
that could be dangerous
>>27855035
hey wait a minute you cant fool me that isnt fluttershy
why dont you take a closer look at the CUTIE MARK
>>27855169
she just loaned it to another pony
>>27855065
>i am hosting a bronycon podcast WHILE at bronycon, how is that for irony
what????!?!!?!!?!?
>>27855160
flutterbreasts
>>27855185
it's like rainbow dash, on your wedding day
>>27855186
bird
tits
>>27855186
nice
but who is she sending that picture to?
>>27855203
angel
>>27855192
>>27855186
jeezus fucken christ how much side boob can you motherfuckers get away with here
>>27855215
what a little bastard
Have you patted your fillies head today?
>>27855216
Just as long as there is no nipple
Nipples are dangerous and should be censored accordingly
>>27855239
This.
You free the nipple the communists win.
>>27855239
>Nipples are dangerous
You might be on to something with that
https://derpibooru.org/1127874
cadance wants to know why you haven't had any sex today
>>27855263
I don't see her offering up her asshole
>>27855263
she she offering up her husband?
>>27855263
Holding out for her to cast that spell of hers.
>>27855260
i always love these because of how funny they are
>>27855263
And I want to know why she hasn't done anything princess-y today.
>>27855263
>"please s-stop pressuring me, Cadance."
>"I- I could lose my virginity anytime I wanted to!"
>>27855298
I mean, she crashed in through your window to ask you
>>27855308
That's not what I mean. I mean stuff like regulating taxes and opening schools or hospitals. Or overseeing road planning. You think the frozen north is going to maintain itself?
>>27855263
Cadence is best MILF
>>27855334
Thanks to the Crystal Heart, it literally will!
They just have to do that weird baby ceremony every so often
so, are you gonna get reproducing or what
hallowed are the poni
>>27855360
Aweeg
>>27855360
I want to do sexual things to her and her husband
>>27855361
I possess specific genes that are unfavorable. Plus, I wouldn't want to burden anyone with the sack of shit that I am as a partner.Sadly, this stems mostly from thinking four inches is far too little to do the job properly. Confidence is not an easy thing to build if you've nothing to be confident of.
How's the 4 way animations looking? It seemed more straight forward than I realized.
>>27855397
Looks breddy gud, GF. The other four directions are going to be a pain in the ass, I'll bet.
>>27855260
You could do pull-ups with those nips.
>>27855397
them are some cute ponerwalks
>>27855481
>>27855498
MLPG meet up?
>>27855481
I'd rather pretend everyone here is a cute mare.
Don't remind me otherwise.
>>27855506
You mean stallion
when did left happen?
>>27855516
No, you're an especially cute filly.
>>27855506
>not filly
The ponies scream and in their terror they let the flashlight beams fall away from the monster, giving the bloated, pale biped time to drag itself, and its prey- a softly sobbing mare- up and out the window.
"Yeah," says Twilight Sparkle grimly. "It's an anon."
>>27855527
absolutely not
>>27855481
That "fuck it, I'm not shaving" look has never worked for anyone. Any proof to the contrary was carefully trimmed and sculpted.The guy in the brown shirt and glasses is pretty cute.
>>27855538
Assistant Star a cute
>>27855533
IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE
I want Scoot solo episode.
>>27855628
You're probably going to have to tip her at least 100 credits for that.
>>27855628
"A Day in the Life of a Dodo"?
>You'll never mindbreak Starlight Glimmer in order to turn her back into a villain.
>>27855544
That is Aspirant bro.
>>27855516
>>27855543
Rule 63. Your argument is invalid.
Also, Princess Molestia's R63 ray gun.
Braeburn as a mare. Therefore everyone is straight or lesbian for her.
Filly is a buzzword.
>>27855652
Cool. Is he a fag?
>>27855653
no
there shall be no more mareification
stallion shall stay stallion
>>27853447
How is he going to carry all that.
The pony doesn't even have cupholders.
Ooga booga where the white fillies at?
>>27855681
magic
>>27855689
I have the white fillies
>>27855663
As you asked so nicely, Macareina:
>>27855697
Can I have one please?
>>27855705
That doesn't make a goddamn lick of sense. A McIntosh can still be a McIntosh.
Or at least a Macy.
Stallionstronk filly.
>>27855727
I didn't post that but I also hate that name.
Apparently it's the common rule 63 name for her though. I had no idea.
>>27855481
>>27855498
Should I know who these people are?
>>27855743
This is why the "fandom at large" is a bunch of retards. No goddamn naming sense.
And it's not even an apple name! I mean, Jesus, how far off point can you get?
I'm moving and I have to pack all my pony stuff up now and let it sit in boxes for 3 weeks. I hope the plushies understand that I'm just moving and not putting them in the attic forever.
>>27855793
It's gonna be toy story 3 all over again
What the fuck do you want from me filly
>>27855813
They're coming with me though! I'm even buying them a nice display case! I just hope they all get along in there until then.
>>27855815
>um you know like cuddles and stuff
>or not
>>27855829
Dash, you're not a filly.
>>27855834
>>27855840
You're like 25 Dash. You can't order off the filly menu anymore.
>>27855840
I'll cuddle you
>>27855823
>keeping your plushies in a display case
>not in your bed for hugging
>>27855746
nah.
Filly wants to visit your workplace.
>>27855851
>>27855880
Filly I think you only like me because I can get you into Didney Worl for free.
>>27855880
I'll bake some cookies just for her.
how to prepare your changlings
https://youtu.be/-W37TDK6dBM
>>27855914
I watched that earlier, the amount of camera cuts are absolutely infuriating but i did learn a few things
I never thought to just poach the lobster quickly to remove the ligaments and disconnect it that way from the shell
>>27855481
I don't think these are the same people.
>>27855924
I'm the tall dude from both pictures. i can confirm there's only two of us that are in both.
damn, I've aged.
I just love fillies so much.
>>27855941
how the fuck have you been in mlpg so long
>>27855947
We know.
>>27855948
>there are non-2010 MLPG posters in this thread
newfags get out
>>27855948
>implying any of us can actually escape
>>27855955
i have been here since the start, but i am a horrible creepy weirdo
whats your excuse?
>>27855941
What are you hiding under your beanie?? Don't give me that "I'm bald" shit. I want to know the truth.
>>27855948
i haven't. this is the first thread I've been in for probably two years. I'll be gone again soon.
I have been here since 2016 2bh
>>27855914
>>27855914
fuck that looks good
why must I be allergic?
>>27855971
take my love
>>27855969
I'm actually super not-bald. nothing to hide, the hat keeps my bangs or out my eyes.
Pony longs for the day when she'll be raped by someone who isn't a fucking newfag and will really appreciate all the deep references she'll make when she's begging for her life
>>27855988
out of, rather
>>27855991
"Some cry!" she calls out at the height of her ecstasy.
"Some cry!"
>>27855988
Don't hide your glorious mane from the world, anon.
>>27855991
I sometimes wonder how 2011 MLPG was.
>>27856014
full of horses
>>27855983
please dont eat the changlings
>>27856034
but hey are good for you and full of nutrients
Always remember to changeling-check your filly, just in case.
>>27856034
>.jpg
>>27856047
But my filly is a changeling. A sweet, cute little changeling.
>>27856047
the way to check is to shove your arm way up into the ponut to feel around for the changling venom sack.
if there is no sack than you have yourself 100% real filly
>>27856058
thats not even the same picture you horse diarrhea
>>27856069
>you horse diarrhea
>Lieutenant Snuggles reporting for duty!
>>27856014
I shouldn't love this meme so much.
>>27856087
I like that filly
>>27855998
haha
nicely oldfagged
>>27856013
but i need to see and shit, and wind blows it around like crazy
>>27856014
Crazy, but fun. Assloads of activity.
>>27856103
behold the true oldfags who were there
http://pastebin.com/SRanuAZN
>you will never go back in time and start fillyposting in the first MLPG threads
>>27856104
Just live with it, man. Surely at a convention you can let it go wild because you're indoors.
I can eat my bangs now but I wear it long and proud despite the wind giving me a noogie every five seconds.
>>27856130
i mean, i also like the hat a lot. my mom made it for me back in high school, and it's kinda an intrinsic part of my appearance now
>>27855914
>lobster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvn8QG5H478
>>27856147
That's really sweet
>>27856168
I'm a momma's boy. AND I PITY THE FOOL WHO AIN'T ONE
>>27856180
what, what do you want pony
>>27856184
She's waiting for you to ask her out.
>>27856180
do you ever feel that a pony is too good to be your wiafu
>>27856180
>pony will never call you "you old so-and-so"
was there any pony news from that nerd convention for turbonerds
>>27856211
what the literal fuck does that mean
Hey MLPG
I wrote a program that lets you draw little doodles and upload them. It also has an edit button so you can download a doodle someone did, erase strokes, add new ones, mess with it, then upload the results.
Here's one MSoB did: https://doodl.blob.core.windows.net/2016-07-10/aXJJEM2WPUGTGeHjiO8TRw
Anyone interested in a download? The source is open too.
>>27856125
The filly memes we'd have now if you did would be so advanced
>>27856216
i think its a anime meme
>>27856215
Nothing too exciting. Just people having fun.
I'm torn between my fetish of raping a pony, and wanting to be raped BY a pony.
>>27856215
No.
And SDCC looks like it's focusing on the second half of season 6 and EqG 4.
>>27856217
that's a really interesting thing
>>27856217
whats with the diaper penguin
>>27856229
in my equestria i only rape ponies who love rape
so only the good kind of rape is allowed
>>27856238
dood
>>27856233
Thanks.
>>27856238
The program is called Doodl, dood
>>27856238
>diaper
It's a belt ya prevert.
>>27856240
so that puts you down to, who? Rarity and maybe Fluttershy?
Certainly it would be a mistake to try to rape Celestia. Maybe Trixie is a switch?
>>27856217
How long did it take you?
Rara x Rararararararara
>>27856271
Not as good as canon.
>>27856271
>>27856286
What if they start a herd marriage?
>>27856271
I want to dominate Countess Coloratura while she's in her glamorous makeup.(Or maybe I want her to dominate me?)
>>27856286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyx32x7z44
>>27856271
Bad romance.
>>27856298
You want to dominate count chocula?
>>27856305
watch the show, sunshit poster
>>27856305
>futa count chocula doesnt exist anywhere on the internet
lame
You know what they say.
Once you go filly.
You're probably a faggot.
beb
>>27856374
Are you a bad enough dude to make a new thread?
Moondiaper is a nerd
>>27856279
>>27856279
>>27856279
Possession is 9/10ths, right?
>>27856409
You lazy faggot.
Fuckers.
>>27856443
>>27856443
>>27856443
seriously
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Flitter