FOE: A Post-Nuclear Pony Thread

Im at Bronycon, what do?

>>27843676
touch all the horse famous people

>>27843676
Not get cancer

>>27843703
I did that last year, they're flabby or vibrating.

>>27843793
>or vibrating.
That's lewd.

>>27843595
>What kind of plant or animal life would recover from the balefire first
Are we assuming that animals disappeared for a few years after the bombs fell?

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What do, thread?

>>27844251
Raise my superior unicorn foal.

>>27844283
And tell the foal Pip is their older sister.

Headcanon: Pip's dad is unknown because she's actually Velvet and Pipmom's magical lesbian spawn.

>>27844283
>it's a zebra

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>>27844341
Pip is Eric Cartman. Foul-mouthed, bigoted, and raised improperly and nobody knows who her daddy is.

>>27844363
can you blame her, zebras have so much semen and Velvet liked to be coated.

Blackjack is Harley Quin personified.

>>27844341
Pip's dad is Liam Neeson.

>>27844626
And she just killed the 21+ panel computer.

>>27844370
Jesus I never saw it until now...

Requesting Pip muzzle to muzzle with Red Eye shouting "Respect my authoritah!"

>there will never be a story about the war before the bombs were dropped

>>27846023
Like 75% of The Last Sentinel.

>>27844251
Run!

>>27846553
To the store to get a wedding ring? Good idea!

>>27844363
>>27844251
Murder.

I ain't raisin' no zigger baby

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gnight bump

>>27848876
again because this is a surprisingly active night...

I have finally gotten drunk.

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That time again, Story update for "Dance of the Orthrus" Remember, ever two weeks a new chapter, then I go back to lurking. If you don't like me, ignore me, other then that I'll try to keep an eye out for feedback. It's a bit late for over 200k of the story, but it still helps.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/263354/fallout-equestria-dance-of-the-orthrus

>>27849640
Bit early doncha think?

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>>27850804
Booze in the morning!

>>27844341
Headcanon accepted

>>27843595
>What kind of plant or animal life would recover first
Poners.
Oh, you mean unintelligent life?
Grass and some crops.
>What would we see after the Macguffin is activated
Everything.

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Somber showed up.
Khat did not.

>>27851209
looking as vapid as ever

>>27851209
Can you blame them? Pretty sure the only reason David goes to these things is to get attention from shmucks and to meet his idol.

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It never ends.

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>>27851542

>>27851209
I wish I could meet him. I'd like to ask him some questions. Questions like 'Now you and I are both here, is there anything you'd like to say? Or is there anything you'd like to do? How badly did it hurt?'

>>27851209
oh my goodness autismo the magnificent in the foreground reminds me that I need to get out of this fucking fandom pronto

>>27852066
You need to hang out with the folks from /mlp/ instead. 80% of em at least are actually decent.

>>27852662
autism in a normie skin is autism nonetheless

>>27852710
>>27852662
Been there done that.
Gave them a phobia of small glass objects.

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I'd still fuck her guys.
I still would.
Also, page 9 bump for you while I wait for my YT video to finish rendering.

>>27852974
Page 10 even.

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M'lady

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>>27852974
Kip wat r u doin

>>27851542
>>27851555

There a reason for the blurr?

>>27851209

Which one of them is Somber? The guy in the glasses at the back?

Didn't someone take a picture of Fuzzy too at a con?

Can we complete the set of FOE authors?

>>27853741
Sitting, holding the tube.

>>27853795
Nah man, it's the guy in back also wearing glasses. It's weird how much alike they look though, one just has less hair.

>>27853741
Far away in the background guy.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/falloutequestria/comments/4s30is/shout_out_to_somber/?st=iqfw0mde&sh=a6f1b485
Gag me.

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So I am kinda back, cause Summer. Gotta do a lot of my to-do list, beggining with that one Oviposition request i got from here

Have a WIP, totally christian and worksafe due to the maintacles still missing

>>27854318
which one are you again?

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Forgot my name

>>27854350
ay there it is. it's hard to tell from just sketch

also it's upside-down so harder to identify style

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>>27852662
>tfw my last con there were only two people from /mlp/ there
>One was a decent, outgoing guy, but he was a bit too talkative
>The other was a literal autist who could not stop spitting out Australian shitposting memes IRL and he wasn't even Aussie

>>27854773
Well if you ever go to Babs, I promise I won't be nearly as autistic as I am known for.

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the face of him

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And here is meetup.
I got cock punch a guy who tried rubbing me off.
Now they're hiding away from me.

>>27854318
Love the pose!

>>27855676
kek he cant be more ugly

>>27856156
>>27855676
he looks like a pedo

>>27855676
Eh, doesn't look that bad. Well, he might want to replace the jeans.

>>27855702
say wut

>>27856328
Had a very long day trekking the convention and decided to lay down.
He started groping me, so I reutned the favor with a light ball tap.
Nobody saying its wrong, just that now is not the time to cuddle pile.

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>>27856632
Glorious Racism Bump

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Reminder that scribe unicorn mares are one of the cutest elements in Fo:E

I gave a Calamity a dashite tattoo.

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Hangovers, man...

>>27858210
>push
why

>implying pones can't depress a normal toilet handle

So how do you stay invested in FoE after Littlepip saves Velvet Remedy? I couldn't bring myself to read much further than that point. Littlepip isn't the most entertaining or likable protagonist.

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>>27858210
>red magic
>red eyes

>>27858216
try the audio book for a few chapters, that might help.

>>27858216

Loved it sart to end desu. Also love Pip, but, yknow, >opinions.

>>27858216
Audiobook is good for forcing yourself on. Alternatively, you can imagine the story as the elaborate narcissistic fantasy of a PipBuck engineer with no friends, hobbies, a shit family life and a shit job.

>>27858313
>a shit family life and a shit job.
so the life of a regular joe schmo

>>27858274

*start

>>27853620
No, there wasn't. I just felt like doing it to make it different was all.
>>27853502
I was waiting for my YT video showing how I'm not a cheater to upload. Some faggot got butthurt that I kicked his ass.
Now I've come to see if I got any responses, and replying to them.

>>27858648
Kip, I fucking love you man, just keep being you

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>>27855676
Holy shit
MY FEELINGS, KIP. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. YOU CAN'T HURT ME, SON.

>>27858704
<3 Thanks mang. I appreciate it.

>>27858706
>Got the Kip & son wrong way around
Whoops.
Dank meme is ded.

>>27858706
That dude looks like a short brown relentless

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>>27852974
Should always be faithful to the waifu, eh?

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>>27859233
Of course. Is she REALLY your waifu if you wouldn't stay true to her?
I've thought of her while fucking my partner at times.

>>27859241
Damn dude. You've succumb to type 3 ponyfaggotry.

>>27859519
Keeps things fresh. Admittedly, it was only at the start of things though.

>>27856214
he is

>>27859241
what happened to Cherry Kip. How would she feel that you're not only cucking her for a 3DPD but also you're thinking of boning a home wrecking Alicorn instead of her?

>>27859693
I've also thought of her.
And it depends on my mood of which of the two I prefer at that specific moment. Cherry is pure love, Eos is cuddles and pure affection.

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Some nsfw alloy and malice sketches, thinking about drawing more lewd things, suggestions?
http://getanadult.tumblr.com/post/147203536486/some-alloy-and-malice-sketches

>>27860358
>futa You sicken me.

Do something wholesome and sensible Like a tied up stable mare pretending not to enjoy the glorious dicking she's receiving from an over zealous zebra stallion.

>>27860358
Pip asleep, slumped into Velvet's embrace

Lebump

>>27860358
I still want to see >>27845996 if you'll take that as a suggestion.

Having met Somber, I find him a very kind and smart person.
Why does he and Blackjack get so much hate on here?

>>27862745
HAVE YOU READ PROJECT HORIZONS

>>27862953
Yes.

>>27862745
Because we can see through the act and he's blatantly shitposted here before.

>>27863019
you know who else has blatantly shitposted on here before?
MY MOM[

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>>27863234
take your shitty memes outta here.

>>27843595
Is there any of the side shit by the original author?

>>27864707
I doubt it.
Kitkat mostly posts flavor material to their fimfiction blog afaik

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time to get clean bump

>>27865526
Cyborg mares are for safely detaching their limbs and loving pampering.

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>>27864301
>astralhat
>not "hatstral"
0/10

>>27865561
Sounds like hasbro

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>>27865561
I know, right?
Gotta check them nickname puns.

>>27854350
Ey, saw your art on sale at Bronycon.
Your Azure Velour.
Somebody inked and shaded it with a motion blur style.

>>27862987
Then you should know why we haye Somber. Also >>27863019.

Blackjack, on the other hand, is only a victim of horrible writing.
I would drink with a Blackjack tee bee ache.

>>27866360
So its because the mane character is a unicorn that is willing to stand up for herself?
Or is it that its enjoyable to read and not stuck on its own self importance?

>>27866366
Please tell me you read the whole thing before i continue with this.

>>27866366
I was gonna stay out of this but
>not stuck on its own self-importance

Please read Somber's own analysis of PH and tell me that again: https://www.reddit.com/r/falloutequestria/comments/3ka0mf/cliffnotes_for_project_horizons/cuvyh5x

>>27866828
That was in reference to Project horizons, Somber did not feature at all.
Clearly, you are a mentally defective person.

>>27850158
I thought you finished?

Or was it some other author who finished recently?

>>27866877
Right. Clearly I didn't communicate clearly enough.

I'm trying to counter your point of "Project Horizons is not stuck on its own self-importance" with several paragraphs from the author about how the story is a "theological deconstruction," and specifically calls Blackjack a "deconstruction of Christ."

If you want to insist that the intent of the author doesn’t matter, that's absolutely your right.

>>27866995
Also the truth of every literary critic ever.

So what is it like for ponies fighting the Enclave and breathing in their dusted friends?
Is it an effective psychological weapon to break the targets by making them freak out?
A potent reminder that their friends are flat gone, not even a body to bury?

How should dusting be portrayed?
The pony just collapsing in on themselves like a to dry sand sculpture?
Flames and glowing lights as the body cracks apart and explodes into dust?
A crawling pink magic fire from the hit that might give a very fast pony time to cut out the section/limb and survive?

>>27867325
Wanderlust from StableQuest put glowing ponydust in his mane to look awesome.
Ponies should do that more often!

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Pip should be ashamed for taunting raider stallions like this

>>27867914
I want to see Pip face fuck a raider with a double ended dildo.
Just find some subby weak raider stallion that swears he'd tap dat pipass, and show him just how Pip rolls with a dildo deepthroating while he is stuck in her magic.

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>>27867349
Let the dead rest, anon.

How do you build a pipbuck cosplay?

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>>27845996
>>27862035

>>27868719
it's okay, your version of kissing is just looks like face nomming.

so did anyone catch the Overmare Studios panel at the Con? Nearly completely forgot about the game since the Wave 3 update way back when, but now im pretty hyped for it since the new update should be available by the end of the month.

>>27869164

Wait really? Awesome

Also, even if the game flops, the Demos fun, the armors are neat, and i LOVE the music

>>27869164
Its pretty much just, here's a slapdash build we made because we suck at orging and business practices.
Its still very much at shitty overhaul mod alpha status.

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neat a vr art program that doesnt suck dick.

>>27869582
Its not a mod. Its a full game. Plus, what were you expecting from 50~ people around the world having to coordinate working on it in their spare time? They legally can't hire people to work on it full time, so its obviously going to be slow going. Just for comparison, a company like Bethesda has several hundred people working on any single project at a time.

>>27870391
That when there are smaller companies doing less while putting stuff to market faster, a lot more.
They have distinct and clear business practice issues that make people who could help steer clear hence why I am not part of them .
Its not so much the game itself, though it has the issue of Zenimax far more than Hasbro running around...

I have finished Dance of the Orthus
What next?

>>27869704
Kek

>>27870450
A Dance in Fire, vol VII

>https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/652402/best-weekend-ever-worst-night-ever

>And I met a girl. No illusions, she had a boyfriend and a life in Canada. It was never going to be more than friendship after tonight. But for an hour in her bedroom and fifteen minutes in mine, we shared a pleasure that has been missing in my life for a year now. She helped me get a little out of my shell, and I helped her get out of hers. And even if nothing will ever come of it. I'll miss her.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>tfw someone cheats on their boyfriend to have a one night stand with a ponyfic author

Christ Somber, were you really that desperate to get your dick wet that you went through with it even knowing all of that? Have some fucking integrity.

>>27872314
The only thing that surprises me is that he's not a pedo afterall.

>>27872314
>has sex
>brags about it on the internet
>muh self depreciating drama

This guy. He's literally Blackjack, but worse.

>>27872314
>fifteen minutes was all he could do
Fucking hell, that's pathetic.
I mean, sure, not everyone can last more than five and that's fine, but where is all the foreplay? The build up? Can't get decent mojo and get things really amazing in fifteen minutes for the whole lot.

>>27872619
He has shared that he's been fired from at least one teaching position on accusations that he was creeping on female students.

Then he went and wrote a story just full of preteen fucking.

>>27873342
I thought it was because he kept failing all his students due to crippling emotional inefficiencies.

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sleepy bump

>>27873366
That might have been the job he was fired from while he was writing Project Horizons. I don't think I ever saw the full explanation of that one.

Where did ponies eating meat come from?

>>27871767
Got a link matey?

>>27874144
Necessity, most likely. It was in the original story, but never explained 'why.' Just that it happened and Velvet expressed disgust.

>>27874155
ya, the seen is from the Arbu Story ark, But Calamity dose mention that he hase eaten meat before. One when his brothers force fed him hot dogs, and another when he Tried bacon and liked it.

It varryes from writer to writer, but eating meat trends to be a less then common food staple in the wasteland, but not something out of the norm.

With the comment from Calamity, it's safe to say that Wartime Equestria did make some meat products, but that could easily be chocked up to griffins being the main consumers.

So how would it work out if, during the final hours of the Enclave-Griffon war, a pegastallion decides to honor the request of a dying griffon and raise her egg.
What would he do to hatch the egg?
How would raising the chick go until Operation Cauterize happens 10 years later?
What would she do when her father doesn't come home, and what life she has is torn from her by the Lightbringer?

Happy birthday Winged thoughts.

So what if Red Eye was actually a reverse trap, and simply wore a very well crafted packer to fake being a stallion for the public?

Would Pip bed her then?

What if Calamity comes through the window and reveals its the same for her as well?

Who would Pip bang?

Would VR join in as well?

>>27851572

"Hello. How are you doing? Are you enjoying the con?"

"I'd like to be on more panels about writing, particularly working with editors or working on long projects. Still, it's been great fun?"

"If you mean writing Horizons... the ending hurt a lot. It's one thing to plan a story. When you plan to kill a character, it's just 'how will this affect the story?' When you're actually writing it... yeah. Many tears shed. P-21. Rampage stayin behind. Glory's second death. When she goes into Star House and everyone she loved is gone... yeah. Those were all painful moments to write.

>>27862953
Envy. Pure envy at my awesomeness!

Actually, it's more because I had no idea what 4chan was when they loved horizons, and when the story degraded in the eyes of many, I 'ignored' them. By the time I was aware of /foe/ it was too late to fix things. I also admit that I've had bad days where I've been an asshole here, giving as I got. Won't lie. Still, trying to do better.

>>27866995
My problem in regards to that was I was trying to make Horizons 'Literature'. Big mistake. Huge, actually. One doesn't create Literature. A story is regarded as Literature. So I got over ambitious and made a few mistakes.

>>27872314
It was fine. She's in an open relationship.

>>27873015
Actually, it was because that time we were in my room and we only had that much time for shenannigans before the others came back.

Also, I have magic fingers. :3

>>27873342
Actually, because I told two girls to put their phones and watch the video assigned. Since I was never allowed to face my accusers, I couldn't really defend myself. Subs are disposable, after all.

>>27874727
Maaaaybe.

>>27875134
You fucking twat.
I left to get the sharpie, and then you ran away the whole con.
How can you sign my plushie if you did that?

>>27875153

I'm sorry! I was very confused and disoriented the whole time. I made arrangements to meet folks after one panel, but didn't meet them. I swear I would love to sign your plushie. If you live near Reno or Sacramento, I'll meet you and sign it. I promise. Or you can ship her to me and I'll sign her foot.

Honestly, I guess I should have carried a sharpie with me. I just didn't expect anyone to want me to sign anything!

>>27875183
She doesn't have a foot, just nubs.
Like you wanted!

And no I'm going to San Diego.
I have an explosive flux compressor, and there are whales that need to feel a bass drop.

>>27875197

I can't get to San Diego. Hmmm... well, if you're ever around Sacramento or Reno, let me know. We can have a burger and I'll sign her. Really sorry it didn't happen at the con.

>>27875211
Meh, no troubles.
Its just more of the really factor having just gone off to grab and give you one.
Oh well.

Now I can't make Riddles upset that I have a signed blackjack that gets cuddled and not thrown into a fire.

Someone told me to came here to get hit. Who is the first one on throw the first punch?

>>27875278
::Gives hugs instead. Cause, you know, hugs!::

>>27875278
No matter what you do in life, we'll remember you as not DILeak.

>>27875287
D'aaaawww. thanks ^^ that sweet

>>27875295
I know...

>>27875317
Goatees look stupid on ponies.

>>27875326
Snipers are overdone, rockets for strafing runs are much better.

>>27875363
You left us.
Now you're back.

>>27875376
You said you were making a comic.
Where is it?

>>27875278
Who are you?

>>27875394
That's Ralek, DILeak's twin brother.
He colors while DILeak lines.
Today is his recognition of being one year into alcoholism.

No matter what you do, grey will never really stand out in a picture and make you look good.
I suggest dur dye and staying around very dark backgrounds.

>>27875278
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
You live with crazy
Your world is scorched

Its your birthday, you survived when others didn't.
Happy birthday to you.

Now make a request already.

>>27875134
I actually read a good majority of PH before getting dragged into this vortex of shitposting.

Everything beyond the third part was pretty shit eff ah am. I've wrote worse, but it was still some of the worst shit i've read, even if well presented.

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>>27875134
>Not being a 60 minute man.

>>27875454
Wait, Ralek and DILleak are two different people?

>>27875765
Yep.
Met them at Bronycon Baltimore.
Only one is a gay ass faggot though.

>>27875776
I just assumed it was one bisexual nerd fuccboi who was gay or straight when needed.

>>27875326
Good thing for me I'm an Hippogriff

>>27875363
I never said I'm a sniper and yes, blow up thing with a buck of rockets is much more better And easy to do

>>27875376
Who said I left >.>

>>27875385
I never said that

>>27875454
???

>>27875594
request?

>>27875806
Yes, a request.
You have done nice things for us, why not try your luck?

And I thought you were an R63 Sapphire?
When did that change into a hippogryph?


These two now have a very sudden and shocking collision on my plans.
Like leaning back on a scissor switch at Drama class...

>>27875134
>It was fine. She's in an open relationship.
Maybe include that in the post so you don't make the both of you look like a huge pieces of shit, you fucking tool. Even if you kept it anonymous, you're still dragging her name through the mud by failing to mention what is PROBABLY a very important detail.

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Why am I not surprised in the slightest that as soon as david shows up, this place turns into a hugbox.

>>27875223
That's alright, Bris has mine and he's gonna blow it up with tannerite at some point.

>>27875838
uh, ok. Im really out of ideas. I will let it to ya or if someone want to offer ideas will be nice

>>27875851
>>27875918
How about I combine these two and turn it into brutal degrading rape and suffering in the interests of making the thread scream, rant, rave, yell and tell me that's not what bolt cutters and nutmeg graters are for?


Or I can do nothing, which is frankly what I would rather do.
Well coming into possession of a large sum of untraceable Kronar would be a lovely thing as well. Then I could have a lot of stuff shipped to a storage site and reshipped to me from today's online sales.

>>27875839
Sorry. I had no idea it was such an important detail for you.

>>27875851
I have that effect on people.

>>27875752
That's fine, if you feel that way. I'd like more specifics, if you're of a mood to give them, but Horizons is far from perfect.

>>27875972
I like that idea

>>27876317
>I have that effect on people.
>It's all about me.

Lovely Narcism there faggot.

>>27876317
>Sorry. I had no idea it was such an important detail for you.

Don't pretend like it's not a faux pas by implying I'm easily offended. I'm not the only one who was able to infer that you were a scumbag based on omitted details.
>http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/652402/best-weekend-ever-worst-night-ever#comment/4083503

But I guess you were so keen to tell everyone that you got laid for the first time in a year that it slipped your mind. A detail that no one needed to know because that shit is fucking private. But again, you're an attention whore aren't you.

>>27876371
The fact that you inferred I did something wrong shows your assumptions and rush to judgement. You could have just as easily said 'hey, so was this legit?' and gotten some clarification. But hey, no biggie. And its as private or not private as I wish to make it. I'm not using her name because she said her boyfriend doesn't want to hear what she does with others, so I'm not.

>>27876345
Learn to joke. I get its hard, but try. You'll be happier for it.

>>27876324
Which one?

More rape fics, or doing nothing?

Cause I already failed at nothing and have accidentallied a shed....

Rubbermaid is a good brand for new sheds right?
They look good.

>>27876403
>And its as private or not private as I wish to make it.
Read: I'm an attention whore.

>>27876403
So all in all, what was the original, Somber in his mind all alone, plans for the characters in PH?

How did they shift when the editors brought out the brick bats?

>>27876428
Anon, pls
Its
>attention whorse

>>27876428

::Smile and shrugs:: If that's how you want to read it.

>>27876433
The characters were doomed. At one point, both Scotch Tape and Boo were going to die too, but that story was too grim for me to write. Even if the main characters had survived, they would have died alongside Blackjack at the end.

>>27876420
Rape <w<

>>27876446
I'm never joining an RPG if you host.
OTOH, could you join the terran Republic in Planetside 2?


>>27876462
Okay who is this.
I want to know who keeps asking for rape.
Mostly because its a broad field and I need details man.
Email, IRC, Steam, Skype, whatever, hit me up with what you want then.

>>27876446
>If that's how you want to read it.
That's the only one way to read it, m89. There's a reason people don't talk about their sexual conquests in public forum. People with tact leave that for discussions among friends.

>>27876403
I make people laugh every day pal.

>>27876446
You're just a self centered prick, incapable of loving anyone but yourself and you go to these conventions for the attention alone.

I didn't see you anywhere at BABSCON after the Friday foe meet up.

YOU, are the joke here.

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Well sometimes even I surprise myself with my depravity. This shouldn't have existed but now it does.

https://www.derpibooru.org/1199257

>>27876622
Very good!

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>>27876622
Based Nom-lake
A certain soycube is very, very pleased he finally has her colors for vectors!

>>27876622
>not my waifu!

>>27876473
who you thinks im?

>>27876317
The wangst continued far beyond when it should have.

Again, i would still drink with a Blackjack.

>>27874727
Clearly Calamity and Red Eye must have a cat fight to have the privilegeof bedding Pip.
Only to realize that there is enough Pip for them both if they share.
Pip just lays be neath them both, her magic tracing all their clits and moving the packing around like dildoes.

Velvet would just come in after they've exhausted themselves and have fun with their struggles as she uses them to fully pleasure herself.

>>27876914
George Bush from the mirror verse.

>>27876473 >>27876997
Im this person >>27875278

I leave ya my skype here because why notwinged-thoughts

>>27877095
>rape loving
Degenerate.
Ponies are for gentle cuddles and light ear scratching.

>>27877398
I dont like rape. I love cuddle and ear scratching lil ponies ;3; I only like indulged rape

>>27877434
What's indulged rape?

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What else should I spray paint?

>>27877445
draw neuropone drawing WEcon stuffs

>>27877441
[spoiled]when one pony rapes another pony but that pony is right with that? could be called rough sex but is more like really surprise rough sex when you dont want rough sex[/spoiled]

>>27877457
But there isnt a neuropon

>>27877445
Murky insulting various slaver masters with his rebelious nature.

>>27877534
well we'll have to change that won't we

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>>27877534
Isn't it this guy?

>>27876622
please someone write clop based on this

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>>27877610
I dont really know, I just dont see a point in having an oc.
>>27877593
okay so after about 10 minutes i realised a spray p[aint program with no undo button fucking sucks so back to sai
going to work on the wecon comic if anyone cares.

>>27877732
Lookin foward to it.

>>27876622 (dem double dubs)
>>27877722 (dem double dubs)
Silly raider foals, she should teach them to share her!
Sharing is caring, after all.

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Finished the lineart for this page, gonna try and colour it tomorrow
Im worried this comic will be ignored like all my other art and will make this end up being a complete waste of time

>>27878017
that looks pretty gud actually. How are you gonna handle SFX and speech bubbles?

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>>27878037
I dont know about sfw, hell i cant even draw in perspective at all.
the croc people are probably going to be skipped because i cant draw them too.

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>>27878087
aw

>>27876567 I bet you do.

As for leaving B.A.B.S.. I went to B.A.B.S. solely for the meet up. I couldn't stay saturday and sunday, so after strolling the vendors I left. There weren't any writing panels I was interested in that day. Had no idea I was obligated to stay the entire day solely for your benefit. You really should send out a memo of what I am obligated to do. I'm sure you do this for everyone, yes? Tell them what to do?

>>27878181
Yes.
In temoving the chaos seething in humanity, Riddles accomplishes the harmonization of humanity.
He is sexiest MOA agent.

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>Arguing with somber
>Replying to Somber
>Acknowledging his existence
>When he's a self-admitted shitposter who comes into here just to stroke his fractured ego

I'd like to say we should be better than this, but considering how people have failed to not respond to his constant shitposting ever since he first came here and got his first flagellating...

>>27878425
Hey,
I give things to talk about.
I just don't do enough ball sacks for the cock gobblers here.

>>27878425

...man, I didnt even realize that shitposter was him until you said it. Now im reminded that sack of egomanic horseshit still exists, thanks.

>>27878425

>Specifically shows up to try and soak up adoration
>Willing to flaunt even the most minor of "victories," even though it might even be pathetic or even a loss in someone else's eyes
>Brings down the already plummeting quality of threads into the shitter, acting like he's uplifting them
>If someone has a problem with him, or his work, suddenly, DARVO or muh depression or some obvious other attempt at reverse psychology and sympathy farming

He is the living version of clickbait. Otherwise known as an SJW-lite. The only reason he doesn't use a tripcode is so you can't filter him.

So yes, plz do ignore peeps. it's only civil to your fellow posters.

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>>27878699
hear hear

>>27878699

Behold, a smart post.

Seriously, its like you learned nothing from ol simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

Just dont answer to him. Hes a attentionwhoring shitposter who will claim everything as victory, no matter what.

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>>27878775
but it's fun to slap retards.

>>27878788

Not if they are Masochists. He enjoys your insults because he can be snarky about them, and pretend he won the argument because

Every reply just gets him off, every post is you wanking his bent dick.

I mean, if you would go and slap him IRL, that would be awesome. I hate Pedos who work as teachers to try and fuck underage girls.

>>27878812
Eh, I wouldn't want to get kicked out of a con but I know some people who wouldn't mind.

>>27878837

Well, great, I would send em a fucking present if they actually did it.

>>27878877
Oh sure now you tell me this.
I would have done it if I was being paid.

>>27878892

By all means. You might want to read this first though: http://www.maryland-defense-lawyer.com/assault/

Might come in useful, you know.

>>27879145
Bah, whitey's laws don't apply to me.

>>27879153
So be it. If you want to put it to the test, do try. Seems like a bit high of a price for a punch in the face though.

>>27879145

Well if you are female you could just say he groped you. He lost a job for trying to fuck teenagers under his supervision already, chances are, the judge wont believe a word he says.

>>27879191
Uh huh. And where and when did this happen and how am I to prove this happened and what am I supposed to do when the judge says 'irrelevant' and the cameras that are all over the convention center don't show the grope in the first place?

>>27879229

...you dont punch him directly at the con, you wait until he goes to his Hotel or some shit, DUH. Or until hes drunk at a bar and goes for a piss allone.

Oh fuck off about Somber and the rest.
New me damned topic.

What do ponies use in the wasteland as an easily hoarded and created item, that does not lose value in trade and has a constant amount in circulation?

Do they just trade water for it in spite of the talismans?
Coal?
Do they even bother with a relative indexing of goods and trade purely barter for the buyer?

Caps have never felt like an answer to me, they would only work when a larger economy is existent ala Fallout proper.
The Wasteland in FOE feels too disjointed for caps to work at large.

>>27879325
Water and food are commodities in demand that can be horded.

As for caps, they always seemed to have more of a sentimental value for the denizens of Fallout so it wasn't just the fact that it was a painted metal that could be collected or re-purposed.
But then again, would people buy melted down caps or use ingots of the stuff for trade? Dunno myself.

>>27879312
Or you could just not, you know, punch him? He's a pretty cool dude. Talked to everyone and even when I gave him shit about Horizons, he agreed with me. Only problem is finding him.

>>27879325
Thank you! I've been waiting for a new topic.

Technically all trade is barter, with money serving as an easily transportable (usually) medium.

>>27879399
The historic money issue was finding an agreed upon form or an exchange rate.
There isn't going to be a standard for barter here, Arbu isn't wanting for meat and sells it at a high price, while also not needing water.
Most other palces pay top cap for that, but then you suddenly have issues like the renewed R2 Junction having a full fucking orchard ready.

Essentially, yes caps might be a coinage, but its the bitcoin issue of everyone charging as they please, if they even accept it.
So it rather fails if they keep the idea running along that caps work somehow.
Particularly as the original caps were backed by a bottle of water, something very needed in the Fallout Wasteland.
Whereas in FOE, water abounds in rain and from talismans.

You could do a story about a settlement that only accepts its own currency, and gives poor exchange rates, but they're literally the only settlement for miles. Add to the fact that the mayor has set up a squad of 'raiders' to destroy traders that refuse to accept his currency and a smuggler that uses the caps traded to buy valuable goods abroad and you have a ripe situation for a wanderer coming in to town. Oh, and don't cross the mayor. She's as nice as nice can be, but won't hesitate to order your food poisoned, your throat slit, or you shot in the back.

Should pegasi Have wildly differing sizes much like other birds, or is this better for griffons?
How would society play out for either of them going from sparrow to Golden eagle sized?

>>27879441
one of the things about caps, is that they were symbolic. They were so pathetic is was trash to the old world, in the post-apoc world they're coveted as currency.

The "war never changes" idea about resources just compound this. People are now doing life and death things over the old world's trash, just to scrape by, and having it based on a sign of old world luxury consumption that was so severe it ended up getting the old world nuked.

>>27875134
Nah nah nah. I'm not talking PH. If he saw the tattoo, he'd un...
you'd understand.
I forgot you lost your trip a long time ago.

>>27875134
>Open relationship
You do realise that the whores all say that so you don't feel bad for their cheating, right? Either way, its her choice, so don't feel bad regardless.
>Magic fingers and limited time
Ah, okay then. In that case, I understand your point. I know how effective it can be.

blorp

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dreamin' bump

>>27875134
>Actually, because I told two girls to put their phones and watch the video assigned. Since I was never allowed to face my accusers, I couldn't really defend myself. Subs are disposable, after all.
Most of them probably don't write stories with a strange fixation on sex with minors, either.

>>27880267

Fuck you you cancer

Honestly I'm surprised no one has tried to kill him yet. Just get close to him while he's alone and put half a dozen new holes in him. Blame it on of the many sick, mentally, sexually and emotionally broken people who adore him.

Now we have to hunt down this alleged woman too, but let's face it "she" probably had a dick and stubble.

Frankly I'd be surprised if Somber can cum unless he's simultaneously cutting himself.

>>27881932
good grief. somber brings out the absolute worst in this thread not by his actions, but because everyone just starts falling over each other to be the biggest bile-and-vitriol-spewing hateballs they can. I mean, I think PH is a pile of garbage too, but jesus christ, the hateboner you guys have is something else.

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>>27881999
I've just stopped caring about him and PH.
Live, let live, and let his fans enjoy his work.
(But I do tire of seeing PH mentioned and argued about, here.
It's a dead horse that's already been flogged over and over.)
So I opt to just wait til he, his fans and his haters get bored of arguing in here.
And yeah >>27881932 is kiiinda overstepping the line.

>>27881932
>a-am I cool yet guys?

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I just wish Somber would use a trip so i could filter him

>>27879517

Well, I would figure bigger Pegasi wpuld have bigger wings. But then, theres Bulk Biceps... that may be steroid abuse though.

>>27882129
>>27879517
Larger wings are more suited to swooping and gliding, smaller wings are more suited to hovering and manoeuvring, but that's just a predisposition. I imagine it wouldn't be too different from how people see tall and short people.

>>27882159
>>27882129
I was thinking more like if random and large chunks of the population were much smaller and larger than the average.
So like a number of them being .5 meters while the average is 1.5 with a very real contingent of 2.5 monsters that take time out of their days to powerbomb alicorns that get near them.

>>27879517 >>27882129 >>27882159 >>27882220
Im think will be more related to the size of the pon itself. Bigger body, bigger wings. Buat also, i think that could be smaller ponies with bigger wings more relates where they live and how theird bodies addapted to that enviroment. Idk how natural selection works on that world but i assume maybe radiation could affect it to make it more faster

>>27881999
maybe it's time to just find a new flaws story to go on about, nothing pisses ego driven people off more then to be ignored. I'm sure everyone here has at least one fic they rather talk about, I'd mention one, but it seems that shilling is a bit rude.

>>27867325
>How should dusting be portrayed
It looks just like it does in the games, but with different colors.

>>27882348
That's the real problem isn't it? Try to talk about PH or the original, people complain we're rehashing old ground. Try to talk about new stories, people accuse you of shilling.

>>27882424
yep, or well that's what I've seen. I understand the problem people have with PH, it practically jumped ten sharks into a filly cooch. I mean I even finished it, and was left feeling cheated.

But when I was talked into coming around here, it was %50 talking about how they hate PH, %25 mentioning a fic they like. and %25 about how they like to put their dick in there wifu.

It's not all bad, but some of the people here need to get over PH, and promote some other story's they like.

>>27882455
Also this
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/653226/we-have-to-do-better

>>27882424
Oh hey thanks for reminding me.


So Dice Warwick, Dance of the Orthus.
Seriously, I thought you finished?
Who here finished their fic in the last three months?


Anyways, Dance of the Orthus review to chaper 27.

So the primary story is focussing on life in an underground metro system situated on not Hawaii.
This story is mostly revolving about one character, Vibraphone Echo, and her rapidly growing alliance of friends, allies, and occasional weird semideific beings sharing headspace Is there an actual name for all these dream entities that show up in fics?I feel like there is, but calling them Fausters doesn't seem to work with Lauren Faust being an alicorn..
The story itself is taking quite a bit to develop, this is a common issue when exploring and creating new ground, something Dice does succeed in once he gets out of the Metro and its clear Crystal Eclairing of Metro 2033.
The above ground portions and enemies are quite interesting, and do not feel out of place in the story or universe at large.
These would be a pirate group that has been raiding and sailing the oceans, a group of Revolutionary Communist filth Marxist 4 lyfe, a bunch of raiders and bandits, and the local wildlife, of which Godzilla sadly never appears.
As a story can be best judged by the villains, this is actually a rather good sign.
The pirates are kept mysterious, but given a very clear life. They have their own squabbles and issues that keep them from uniting, much like a real group, and at the same time do not feel pigeon holed into ye olde Blackbeard, beyond one group of pirates explicitly aiming for that.

The Equality faction is rather interesting, Warwick did put in the more equal than you part, along with doing some research into how revolutions start and continue, making it feel less of your typical Neoconservative perfect harmony and impossible crime rate, cowards and military superpower bullshit and more an actual civilization.

>>27882472
This faction is seeking to reunite the metro by force, subversion, and more in your typical communist revolt.
But, and this is the nice part, their plan also involves solving the pesky human factor by giving everybody a datajack and enforcing groupthink on every mind.
So it does actually have the fearsome part of being plausible to succeed, as opposed to the typical, never works, all story bits warping to say it somehow could.

Finally, the Enclave make appearance as a love interest, two dead fucks, and three who fall off screen faster than that absolutely irreplaceable trophy of your days beating Galactica.
Their job is to try and find a new home for New Cloudsdale Wouldn't that make it Neo New Cloudsdale? by scouting. This is fortunately pretty much nonexistent and only one character really shows up later on, Merit Cross The one in the shower pic.
This is good, as the Enclave showing up in any number would be very out of place for this fic.


Overall, my biggest complaint with it, is how damn long its taking to develop.
Its stuck in this rut of trying to build up, set the world, explain the stakes, and then its just going to be a rollercoaster finish.
This isn't something I have found can be gotten around in stand alone books, pacing doesn't work if you also have to explain just where you are, what's going on, and more.


>Enjoyable fic, worth reading, does not succumb to the feeling of special snowflakes and try hards.
>Also hates right limbs with a passion.

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>>27882472
>>27882503
Thanks for the review, means a lot.

To answer the question about the dream characters, Phobetor and later Slowtrot are from my fist fic, with Slowtrot being the protagonist, and Phobetor being the main antagonist, along with the pirate's being the descendants of the navy lead by the other villein of the fist fic. Phobetor is simply a Nightmare trapped in Tartarus, and controls other to aid in her exape. Slowtrop Stop that from happening, and was flung through time and space in the act.

As for you concerns, it's something I do worry about as well. I'm mostly bouncing around what the best possible ending is, but the overall story has been plotted out. What I have in mind so far should tie up most of the loos ends, and make a satisfying ending.

>>27882691
Oh and to you specifically, spell check.
You have a severe issue.
If English is not your native language, by all means ask for help, we have plenty here.

Also you have a question/request on your fimfic.

>>27882707
Ya, Dyslexia is a bitch, and spellcheck rarely catches everything. I think I took twice as much English classes in high-school and collage just to get to below average. I'm a lot better then I use to be thanks to the fic writing. If you want to see how bad I was, read Stable-Tec R&D, had no editors for most of that one.

>>27882736
I find Google docs is good at helping with homophones, they have a grammar checker from their search algorithms in it, now.

Downside is it eats formatting going in and out, so mostly you would want to just ctrl+f the strings and fix your master document.

>>27881999
I'm an acceptable target.

>>27882043
Thanks. I've often said that if people don't like Horizons, ignore it. But I seem to give certain groups of people a hardon for hate.

And >>27881932 is nothing new. I've had folks try and get me fired from my jobs, and a few death threats telling me that if I go to a con (in general) and they see me they'd put a bullet in me. Given that I'm mostly suicidal most of the time, I'm always disappointed.

>>27882129
I used a trip once. Then people told me I was 'namefagging' and being elitist. So I stopped using it.

>>27882348
This is the right idea. PH is done. Complaining about it isn't going to change anything. Talk about new fics. Talk about Homelands. That one's actually in the process of being written and you might actually enjoy it, or at least shape it for the better. Talk about Dance and whatever new stories you like, but above all, please get over Horizons. It happened. A lot of folks hate it. It's not worth this animosity and vitriol.

>>27882424
Talking about both is fine, imo. Just so long as people aren't repeating or endlessly vomiting bile, either should be acceptable. But talking about new stories should be the focus because, if this fandom is to grow, we need new stories and new authors and new artists.

So my challenge to the haters: Don't reply to this. Just ignore it. Let it go.

>>27874727
What about penning a bit where Pip is captured at Fillydelphia, and Red Eye elects to bed her instead of meet her?
Pip being the one mare who made it worthwhile for Red Eye to drop the act, and be who she really is, if only for a night.
Anybody want something along those lines?

>>27882833

That would be a fascinating AU!

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>>27882865
yeah you would say that you cucklord

>>27882833
Why are you still here?

>>27882752
>pic related

>>27882885
::Slowclap:: Wow. Way to miss the point dude.

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>>27882464
>"Y-you shouldn't criticise bad fics. They don't have to meet your standard, or any standard, to be declared quality!"

Yeah no. FoE is dying because it's a shitty world that has been done to death by a bunch of underage PH reading teenagers who pump out a sidestory during Summer break that starts exactly the same as every other fic out there. Then they start school and drop it forever leaving a terribly generic side story that adds to the thousands upon thousands of other trashy, autistic and incomplete FoE fics on Fimfiction.

It's also dying because the foundation, the original, was never tightly written enough to sustain such a large community and world. The only reason it got anywhere was because it was during the age of shock and muh feels fics such as Past Sins or Cupcakes that played on people's inner cuckold desires of wanting to see their horse Waifus get abused/killed. The fandom was young enough and filled with enough cucked normies that they were able to fall for such cheap tactics on a mass scale. Such a thing won't happen now that the Brony Bandwagon has died.

The world is exactly what fans tried to deny it was: Fallout Lore shoved into Pony shit haphazardly that misses the point and appeal of both series. It misses the main themes of Fallout while also not being a good subversion of Equestria. And let's not even get started on the dumbass plot itself or how the Epilogue killed any chance of there being sidefics Post-Pip.

Sidefics are a dumb meme that 2 conmen tried to push in order to get Kkat and the rest of her fans suck their dick. Mimizinga went for 'muh feels' and the cute appeal, whilst Somber channeled his inner 15 year old and inserted as much anime and edgy shit, but added enough faux sincerity via Angst that it appealed to millennials. This inspired others, notable a legitmently autistic Scot, to cash in on this free fame and circle jerking. The rest is history.

[cont because I'm bored and no one is talking about shit]

>>27882915 So why don't you quit?

If that's how you seriously feel, go. Find something you do like. Why stay here shitting all over the place?

>>27881698
>cancer
Pls, I'm not cancer. Cancer spreads.
I just fuck peoples women if they won't give them a good fucking themselves.

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>>27882752
>Didn't respond to my other comment
You didn't forget me, did you now, David?

>>27882966

No, Kip. I didn't. But I probably did miss your comment.

>>27882977
Holy shit, you're still here? I only came wondering if there was a response, then I got distracted by the calls of cancer. Anywhoo. My original question was >>27851572.
Referring to me being a worse person than I thought I was.
Tell ya, I honestly thought I was a better person than to do what I did, but it taught me that I'm not, and knowing what went through your mind, what really went through your mind, would be interesting to hear because I don't think I ever really did get any proper backlash from my actions.

>>27882977
Oh, and for the record, in case you've ever wondered:
No, I don't regret the tattoo. Even to this day. Even when my love for PH ran out and this place turned me sour to it all. Even after I stopped caring for ponies and all that (I've only been posting in this thread because I was bored, and then noticed you were here.)...
Despite all that?

I don't regret it at all. I don't want to remove it. I don't want to cover it.
PH got me through some dark times, helped me stay strong and gave me a purpose. Blackjack helped me. P-21 helped me. You helped me.
So yeah, I don't regret it.
Do I still look at it? Honestly, not really these days. Not out of disgust or anything of the sort, but because there's no novelty to it now.
But no matter what, I don't think I could regret it, ever.

>>27881999
>not by his actions
>not asking how someone can be filled with so much rage over a singular individual
>nothing terrible said about others like Kale, Tofu, Ham, even Hidden doesn't get the level of shit
>not asking how this might not be entirely trolls and going into observation mode to see if they're indeed just an asshole
>not seeing the softly confrontational nature of literally who is what even brings this up in the thread over and over and over again
>not realizing the thread just wanted him gone, but he's the Pariah Dog that for some reason blames everyone else for "just being toxic"

shiggity diggity.

Whenever he shoes up, handle this asshole like any psychologist would a narcissist.

It's a little from column A ("stupid trolls!"), a little from column B ("literally who" is an asshole). You earn the audience you deserve, and literally who has inspired this same shit so repeatedly, in so many different people, invariably in so many different threads, when he never even had to expose himself to this shit. he's earned the audience he wants and will continue to do so the more he does those actions to earn it.

The same thing can be said of those that aren't hated here. "oh they're cool peeps."

TL;DR yes you stupid shit, it IS that dickbags fault when he can just shut the fuck up and never come back and does the exact opposite.

>>27882986

Oh. Sure. "Hi. Nice to meet you. Glad you could make it to the con." And then we'd talk about how you liked and didn't like the story.

Like to do? Depending on when you asked, I'd probably like to either go get lunch or go to a writing panel. I'm flexible though. I missed the OMS panel to talk with readers.

How badly did what hurt? Your spoiling the ending of Horizons? Not one bit. You were one of the eight or nine people I told in advance. It was a little annoying, but anyone who talks to me knows I spoil on the drop of a hat. The going public thing was annoying, but people do things like that. Ultimately, I was going to finish Horizons either way, so really it wasn't a terrible thing, just disappointing. But people fuck up. They don't stop being people.

And glad I could help. The story's got some big flaws. If I could, I'd rewrite the second half, but it's eaten up 4 years of my life and I'm moving on to Homelands now. So I'm glad, in spite of everything, you still have fond memories of it.

>>27883031
Thank you. I can honestly say I didn't expect such a chill response about it all, though I should've, since I should've known you better.
And thanks for saying all of that. I've gone for so long wondering about that, its been a weird one which was never keeping me up at night, but never really going away fully.
Don't have more to add now since I'm exhausted after a bloody hard day of work and my brain is just bleh.
But yeah, I hope you have a good day if I don't post again. Like I say, I never planned to stick around in the first place.

>>27883062

It's fine, man. Take care and don't worry about it. I know what it's like to have your brain all 'bleh'. So hope you have a good one.

>MFW I will never be as well hated as Somber

I only wish that I could get such long responses when hated.

>>27883091

Eh, it's over rated. I've gone from being hurt, to being angry, to being conciliatory, to being spiteful, to being resigned, to being forgiving. So yeah. Haters are going to hate, and hate hurts the hater as much as the hated. It's what makes the Wasteland go round.

I knwo im only a super minor content creator for here, but Somber attentionwhoring here makes me stop doing that content too

>>27883143

*makes me want to

Seriously, whats the point. Someone creates great stuff, or puts a lot of work in shit and he will get one response max here. Somber gets 300 bucks a month for shitting on his keyboard and copy and pasting Animescenes, and then telling people here how superior and awesome he is.

>>27883143

When have I said I am superior or awesome? I'm not. I have some writing talent, and I was able to finish, and people like my writing enough to support it. That's it.

But if my presence is stopping you from being creative and productive, then I will bid you farewell, and wish you good luck with your endeavors. Take care.

>>27883153
>>27883143
I try to be helpful and acknowledge players here.
Not that people seem to be all too happy with it...

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>>27882925
Because I need other random people on the internet to accept my opinions and realize they are wrong to like things I used to like, but have realized do not appeal to me anymore. That is why.

Anyway, even though the foundations that forms the fandom is broken and flawed, in practice that doesn't really matter to most sidefics. PH and PE launched the Sidefic fandom not just by being the first and starting the meme, but also by giving others a template to follow. Those stories aren't really set in The Fallout Equestria Wasteland, but just 'The Wasteland'. The vague location of most of these 'wastelands' is telling of what it really is. It's somewhere that is ambiguously far enough from the happenings of the main story, but close enough that it's still considered part of 'Equestria'. PH demonstrated this more by essentially re-writing the entire lore to weakly justify it's Cyberpunk shit

Essentially, everyone has been creating their own Fallout Equestria's from the very beginning and disregarding all the autistic shit Kkat did in his lore while trying to salvage the 'good stuff'. Sure, sometimes it lead to even worse shit like Project Human and Project Horizons but I digress. More people have essentially copied the idea of 'Fallout but with horses' rather than FoE's specific interpretation of that. They're just lazy assholes who don't want to re-write the entire Pre-war events and so borrow Kkat's label and other select bits of lore so their readers will remember the general gist of things.

The real thing that lead to the death of the Fandom is what lead to the death of the Fallout Fandom: Fallout 4. It's exactly everything those bitter /r9k/ tier faggots on NMA said Fallout 3 was, word for word. It's every CRPG/F1 and F2 fans nightmare manifested into physical form. It's so bad that I and many others have essentially lost hope in the Fallout series.

>>27883091
Fuck off nymph/jitters/commodus/kip/dice

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>>27883370
Name me one good idea/concept from Fallout 4 that isn't PA. I won't get a real answer that isn't grasping for straws because there's nothing. Absolutely nothing, it's all fucking retarded. The fact that there has been 0 new sidefics ripping off F4's plot and lore is testament to how much of a failure it really is. Skyrim and Oblivion have nothing on this shit. Hell, even ESO is harmless compared to this because at least it's just a dumb side project no one cares about. F4 is the flagship product of the series now, and thanks to it's numerous references to NV (flawed as it may or may not be) not even that game is spared from it's failure.

So with the true source of inspiration squandered, there is nowhere left for most Fallout Equestria fanfic writers to turn to than the fic itself. And surprise surprise, it's worst than people remember. Kkat's blog posts do nothing to help the credibility of the original world. Thus, I ask sidefic writers: why do you use Fallout Equestria for your story? Because it's easy? Because you don't need to rewrite the pre-war history? Because you somehow still like Fallout and FoE and think they're good enough series to do a crossover in?

If it's anything but the last one, I implore you to reconsider you choice. Write your own post-apocalyptic pony story. You own completely unique setting, your own completely unique apocalypse, and that way your story will be your own completely unique work that can stand on it's own rather than relying on a shitty dwindling fandom who read an old 600k fic from 2011.

This fanfiction of a fanfiction system has been flawed from the beginning, in fact now your story will be hurt more if you label it 'Fallout Equestria' simply because it's tied to the thousands of other side fics out there, and the monolith of cancer that is FoE/PH. There is no gain in using Fallout or the FoE setting as a crutch to your story or as a brand to try and get more recognition. It will hurt more than it will help.

>>27883390
>The fact that there has been 0 new sidefics ripping off F4's plot and lore is testament to how much of a failure it really is.
Or maybe it's something to do with the general decrease of new fandom content (both rate of creation and exposure) on the whole because now that ponies aren't this weird new thing anymore, the buzz is dying and the fandom is contracting?

>>27883409
There's been 121 fics with Fallout Equestria in the title published since the release of F4 and 5 general Fallout fics. Of those 5, 4 were direct New Vegas rips offs with a few of the other Fallout Equestria ones also being NV clones. Meanwhile, there has only been a whopping 2 F4 clones. One that was canceled after the epilogue, and the other still kinda alive (or at least as alive as most Sidefics). Both of those F4 clones were published recently, like the first one just a week ago and the second one sometime in June.

14 a month is a pretty steady rate for new fics and considering how well F4 sold you'd think more FoE fans would be inspired to rip off/base a side fic off of it but nope. Most stories still use NV as an inspiration even post F4. Might I ask you why?

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>>27883523
*prologue, no sleep is no fun. You get my point though. F4 has been a failure.

>>27883523

I had an idea for a F4 fic. Essentially the protagonist's mom worked for the MWT on developing the next generation in robotic ponies. Why have ponies at risk of fighting at all? The protagonist has fraternal twins, and after many twists and turns, the protag is put in the freezer with her niece. Stable tec wrote her down as the baby's mother (due to a joke by her brother when the Stable Tec pony knocked.)

The baby is taken because the Institute needs her to open the bypass spells on the machinery, making better synths. Unfortunately, they can't unlock the best designs, because the niece doesn't have the genes needed... but the protag does. They realize that the protag is actually the daughter of the designer, and spring her from the Stable before the life support fails entirely. Unfortunately, the corsair they sent to retrieve her was delayed, and she wandered away to her adventures in the wasteland. She runs across rogue synths who refer to a mommy. Sadly, being raised in isolation as a glorified biological password didn't do the niece any favors in the mental stability department. The institute wants her captured. Mommy wants her to free her and kill everyone in the wasteland, cause they're all horrible, especially the Institute!

Of course, things get complicated when the Steel Rangers and the Enclave both show up in the Commonwealth and start searched for the Institute while the 'Royal Guard' struggles to keep everything together.

Nick Valentine is actually the protag's sister, and Mommy's father. He doesn't remember much of that life though, but there's something about the protag he finds intriguing.

Hancock is Mommy's real mother, the Mayor of Independence, and she's almost as crazy as her daughter, but she's still sane. She's made some doozy of custom chems.

Then there's Vigor. She's an alicorn come to investigate the possibilities of IMP present in some lab that's producing murderous, cannibalistic alicorn mutants.

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>>27883390
This anon gets it.

FoE really did age badly. All the blatant, forced show dialogue references and season 1 memes drag it down like a lead weight.

>>27883839
>it's a "half a dozen special snowflakes aimlessly do stuff" episode
>pic related

>>27883839

Piper is a unicorn that is trying to find the truth and wants to make sure that's known.

Preacher is an earth pony who's a fraud, passing himself off as anyone but himself: a raider who raped and killed plenty of other ponies.

Gunsmoke is a griffon for hire who doesn't see any point in the world besides caps and more caps. He used to be idealistic after the whole Lightbringer thing, but experience taught him to look out for number one... even if it means shooting number two in the back.

Paladin Starfall is a tried and true defender of the Steel Ranger, coming to investigate the robots present and see if he can find where they came from. Doesn't help that he's been replaced, and doesn't like it when he finds his own corpse.

Regal is a pegasus with the Enclave trying desperately to believe and prove that the Enclave weren't all murderous bastards, and doing all she can to try and convince the protag to listen to her and give the Enclave a chance. She's mistaken. Badly.

Clockwork is Cogsworth. Ain't gonna lie. His programming was tampered with and he's secretly working with the institute to get the protag back to them.

Xushu is a zebra doctor. No, not a shaman. Why does everyone always assume he's a shaman? Does he wear wooden masks and shake bones over people? He's one of the residents of an all zebra stable looking to find a cure or treatment for a disease that's slowly spreading through the stable's population.

And that's all I have planned at this point. Probably never going to write it because I have other stories to work on.

>>27883839
>>27883906
Not bad at all, probably needs a few tweeks here and their, and you got yourself something interesting. By making the MC the miguffin, that solvs the problem to why they are important, and as long as you keep the MC from becomeing an over powered jackass, you could make an intresting character with that.

The big question is how dose the NCR factor into this, personally you could just have them show up as Caravan guards, inshuring that New Canterlot's trade routs are safe, so that their city state can grow.

How required are gas masks in FOE?

One of the things that made me curious was thinking that in Manehattan, the Balefire is still burning.
Thinking this further, there should be plenty of places that are still active with fallout and thus needing to be protected in.
One thing this leads to is a place that is much more worried about survival suits and sealing damage than normal, and an excuse to dress ponies up in great coats.

One consideration I had for this place is that it wither ended up stuck in the bottom of a crater, thus preventing a way out, or none of the ponies want to risk going out further than then their survival gear will work for, resulting in none of them being able to leave the impact sites.

>>27883906
I like these ones better than >>27883839

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>>27884428
It depends on the fic relay, but I like to think that there would be plenty of places with toxic chemicals in the air.

So if the story calls for it, Ga masks can be very necessary.

>>27884475
Well its more I am looking for a reason in the setting, the idea of them bouncing around from airlock to airlock as the ponies, enemy and friend, have to deal with the fact that even a simple tear on some old rebar is as life threatening as a shot in the chest.
That time spent outside has to be carefully monitored, with areas so horrible that even just swapping a filter will kill you as surely as nude swan diving in it.


I mean what sort of story could be interesting there?
I'm not wanting to write a get out of hell story and then leaving a message how they got out.
Nor something involving the forever war between two factions.

So I'm kind of stuck with some ideas and no stories.

Things like the protagonist sitting in an orchard, enjoying the sunlight and greenery, before pulling one of the blinds open and looking outside to the ashen green fire hellscape.

Moments of making an enemy into a friend with some duct tape and carrying them to an airlock.

Terror of after everything, it coming down to three minutes in an ash storm, trying to find the airlock and safety, or die an ignominious fate as air runs out.

>>27884605
Maybe you could narrate the story of a group that in an attempt to scape from bounty hunters decide travel thought a poisonous area. Another group is also traveling there, as a common route for them to go from A to B. Both groups came across and attack each other (one thinks the another are raiders, the another group think they are the bounty hunters) to end both groups lost and mixed up with a increasing tension between them.

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Ooh, are we doing random scene bit discussion?
Pick me, pick me!

>>27885725
okay random horse that looks like Hoers style without lines, How do you feel about bad guys who are arguably better than the good guys?

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>>27885767
Happy, very happy.
I'm just so excited about anything good I could just explode!
There needs to be more of them happy and sappy big old meany villains than there are.
Ponies should be happy, cheerful, and helpful, not these brooding sad angsty stripe lovers!
Not everyone can be the hero, sometimes you have to do very bad things for very good reasons.
And sometimes you can't even tell your friends, even as that big evil nasty secret just wants to fly out of your mouth and get away on a griffonchaser!
But what matters is Equestria and making sure that it keeps going, even as everything else might fall apart, you need to keep your friends together in harmony.

>>27885821
Yes, Red Eye and his disciples do come to mind.

But what about the small fry? The day to day survivors? The mayors (or organizers) of small settlements scratching a living out of their surroundings? The leaders of small, wandering groups or bands of guns for hire?

>>27886148
I am proud to have observed this image.

>>27886207
Anon, big or small, Equestria has a part for us all.
Hehe, I sound like Zecora there.
Oh how I miss that dour old mare.
You can't save them all anon, and sometimes, sometimes you have to do things that really really hurt you and your friends.
But it will all be sunshine and rainbows, that's what matters in life.
Then in the end you can throw a great big party and make them all happy at what you did.
Friends will always be there for you in the end, that's why they're friends!

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Joys of captivity bump

What about a random fight scene as a story peace?
Something like:

Light was knocked through the false wall separating the office from the security station by the Steel Ranger’s hydraulic assisted buck. He felt something shift and crack as he rolled on the floor, desperate to get away from the murderous mare in the suit. His hoof clattered against something metal, looking down he saw the MoP sign from the lid of the med kit. Hoping, he ripped the box open with his magic. He grinned at the contents, still intact after all this. Two healing potions, a dash inhaler and syringes of psycho and MedX. Grabbing them up, he downed and used them all without care. Time slowed as his body knitted and healed, the damage from Trottingheim slowly raveling up before Light’s eyes. Looking around the room, he realized it was the inside of the security station, the place that held all the guns. The guns he had come into this building for. His horn began to glow, the Dash speeding his perception to the point he could see which of the carbines had loaded grenade launchers. He floated them out, primed and ready as the Dash hit began to wear off, time speeding up as he finally spoke, “Here’s your guns rust bucket.” He pulled the triggers on all the guns, 4 grenades arced across the short space and detonated on the battle suit.

>>27887141
Needs a little more context, and break up the sentences with paragraphs so it's easier to read.

>>27883390
>The fact that there has been 0 new sidefics ripping off F4's plot and lore is testament to how much of a failure it really is.
Wasn't Kkat writing a semi-sequel by literally transcribing his FO4 play sessions and swapping in pony names and shit?

Hilarious and ironic.

>>27882966
the cringe...

>>27858704
who is kip?

>>27889722
a legend

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>>27889722
>>27889784

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sat down to write for you guys.

nearly 3k words and counting.

tomorrow I will attempt to finish the chapter for editing. No promises.

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>>27889938
YES. FINALLY.

I should really do the same tomorrow since I got the day off.

>>27888744
I want to vigorously deburr a fresh drill hole in front of her, grease it up and insert the new camshaft for the piston, then pressure test and check headspacing for the system before sealing it all up.

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>>27890657
I want to remodel Pip after her

>>27890657
Damn, that's sure to lubricate her ram pump!

>>27890712
Now that would be a twist, her turning out to be a Synth. Would be quite interesting from the bean curd to have it be shown, Mach fails to save her at some point and the jig is up.
If she is aware or not could be quite interesting.

>>27890722
Expanding,
When in the original she said her parents died going over a cliff, perhaps the actual fact is she too went over, but ended up maimed. Being the mechanical genius she is, she sets about building herself cyber limbs to replace what was broken or lost in the crash.
Ever since she has had issues with being able to stay in one place, that she is afraid other would see her as less than a pony, that she feels she is less than a pony now.
Sanctuary under Krieg was the first place she found that would acknowledge her as a pony without question, and had the medical tech to make all her cyber parts look and act normal from her jury rigged rubber and salvaged fur coatings.


I mean Tofu did do medical prosthetics and elective augmentation before with Solara and her Hawkeye implants, so that could be one more fun part to the rewrite of saying how different things are.

If I were to say where to take it afterwards, I'd say Sari of Transformers Animated is a good recent and contemporary portrayal of unknowing cyberform making it clear they are no less human than before.
It should come down more to being a secret with Greaser, and perhaps breaking the wrench wench out of her shell and fear that she might not be accepted if others knew what she was.

Incidentally, this is also something rather common in people who do have prosthetics, they feel less like a person because they are.THis is why some go into depression, and others try extreme activities to seem more "real".
In reality, missing body parts have nothing to do with a personality, character or otherwise.

>>27887615
Something more like,

Crushing pain in his chest snapped Light out of his delirium.
“Oh good, and here I thought you wouldn’t ever know what I was going to do.” Trottingheim backhoofed him, the augmented blow sending Light into a pile of sand barrels.
“You see, your little mare friend was quite eye opening. She means there is more beyond this crater, that the world did survive, and I intend to take it over. Oh let the squabbles amongst the Joists and the Rafters continue. They can even have the slag of my lab if they want. I am going to something bigger.” The earthpony paused, setting his enviro helmet on his head and locking it in place.
“I am going beyond the crater, I am going to rule Equestria, and you shall die here. You broke the filters with my lab, I’d say you have 20 minutes before it gets hard to breathe in here. Toodles.”
And with that, the mastermind of so much sorrow in Aspen made his way to the airlock. Light, battered and broken, his suit shredded and helmet gone could not survive outside to stop him. But then, he didn’t need to survive to stop him. Arcing a shock spell through the sand, he pulled out a glassy dagger, its edges more than sharp enough to break a seal. Unsteadily, he got up on two legs, then four and began to charge at the airlock, dagger at the ready.

>>27890910
“Oh? You still think you have some fight in you? Guess you aren’t your father’s son after all. No matter, you can’t stop me.” He hoofed the cycle button, and the doors on the airlock slid shut. Light thrust the dagger forward, shooting it through the crack and into Trottingheim’s helmet before stabbing it in the soft seal of the outer door.
Klaxons wailed and speakers crackled, warning that the airlock had been breached. Toxic green air began to pour around the dagger, flooding the chamber. Trottingheim desperately tried to put a hoof to his facemask, while smashing through his saddlebag for a can of sealant. In his focus, he turned right into the stream of outside air and it was done. His withered corpse collapsed in the airlock, body ravaged by century old balefire.
All that remained was for Sky Light to meet the same fate in less than half an hour.