Aww shit she's crying again, someone calm her down!

>Boop the pone

>>27820076
>slap the pone
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

"calm dowb everything will be fine" phew i hate to see whores crying

>>27820076
Aww, she just needs someone to pet her is all.

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>>27820076
>knock knock knock
"Celestia, this is Anon... COOL IT."

>>27820133
>inb4 someone makes a pet celestia green

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>>27820076
Hug her like you would hug this chicken.

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>>27820076
Ahh..... Yes
It always works

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>>27820076
Peekaboo, where's Anon?

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YOU BETTER STOP THAT CRYING BEFORE I RAPE YOU AGAIN CUNT!

>>27820076
I will turn on the vacuum and run it near her!

keep calm, here is my dick

>>27820076
Self bump

>>27820076
I jingle my keys in front of her.

>>27820076
Bump

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>>27820196

>>27820076
>"L-Luna, she was mea-*hiccup*-she was mean to me! She called me fat, and then I called her a stupid face, and then, and then she hit me!"

>>27822643
>"Shh, it's okay my little princess, lets watch vegitales, and have some ice cream."

I'd give her a tinny of foster's and make her a vegemite sandwich. Then we'd cuddle to sleep

>>27822657
i fucking hated vegitales. i was an atheist raised in a mormon home.

it was kinda funny though

>>27822893
>i was an atheist raised in a mormon home.
I am so sorry for your childhood.

How does one cheer up a crying sun princess?

We shall sneak into her sisters room and let her break one of Lunas toys.

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>>27820076
We talked about this, Princess.
I'm not taking you to Mcwonalds as you are transformed into a filly.
Is 12 am for god's sake.

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>>27820076

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>>27822961
Are you going to deny me a Happy Meal?!

>>27822996
THEY DON'T SERVE HAPPY MEAL AT MIDNIGHT SUN HORSE.
GO TO SLEEP, I NEED TO PRAISE YOU IN THE FUCKING MORNING ANYWAY.

>>27820076
No

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>>27823040
Then I'll make it morning.

>>27823040
>The next morning finds the local Mawonalds mysteriously destroyed.
>Twilight is sitting at the foot of the destroyed building in shock.
>Thoughts of the library flashing before her blank eyes.
>Today was going to be unlimited hay fry day...

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>>27822704
>mfw I'll never calm down a crying Celestia in my arms as she wipes her tears on my shirt, sniffling and hiccuping as I reassure her everything is going to be ok.

>mfw she'll never cry herself so tired that she falls asleep in my arms as I stroke her neck.

>mfw she'll never wrap her hooves around me as she's afraid I'll leave her in her sleep.

Feels bad.

>3am
>all you wanted to do was lay down and spend some quality time with yourself, watching TV and eating popcorn
>but what would a night like this, thundering and booming, be without her trying to come snuggle
>at first you hear her whimpers, which get louder and louder each minute
>followed by her hooves pawing against the door
>after 10 minutes you can't take it
>still laying on the bed, you call out to her
"Celestia, what do you want?"
>with the 'saddest' tone you can think of she cries back "i wanna come cuddle anon"
"it's 3 in the morning sunbutt, you need to be asleep"
>"but i caaaaaaant"
>well, guess you won't have alone time tonight
>you get up and walk over to the door, opening it slowly
>she looks up at you with the face
>the puppy dog face
>you stare at her for a good 30 seconds in silence as she battles your unamused stare with her puppy dog stare
"come on"
>she makes the face and the squee noise and prances on in
>she hops on your bed, with a cat like smile and asks
>"so what're we watching tonight?"

>>27823161
>"News reports of the Ikea horse meat scandal."

>>27820076
Black Lives Matter chi pouts are on highways, let's go make molotovs and load out glocks.

>>27823161
I'd open a blind and watch the lightning with her.
Every crack of thunder making her cower closer into me.

>>27820076
Loben die sonen [Spoilers] 20 bucks I fucked that up [spoilers/]
\[T]/

>>27823386
Kill me

>>27820076
Do I need to kiss a booboo and make it better with my magic kisses?

>>27820076
something must be wrong with the automatic feeder again

I remember this thread had a number of good greens. Hope to see some nice ones here.

>>27820076
Bump

>>27824322
Pastebin?

>>27824322
what thread ?

Big ponies sometimes give me this vibe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArNz8U7tgU4

>>27820076
Release the sun praising man!

>>27820076
*Sticks dick in her mouth*

>>27820076
Bump

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>tfw you will never sing a song soft to Celestia to make her calm down

>You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
>You make me happy, when skies are gray
>You'll never know dear, how much I love you
>Please don't take my sunshine away
>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4

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>>27827698
and you had to choose that song

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>>27827698
>That song

I don't think I'll ever be over the fact that Johnny Cash is no longer with us.

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>>27820076
I'll do it with my dick..

>>27827698
at least i exist

i would give her a hug, i dont like to see a pony cry, that makes me feel sad.