If a pony fucked a human, will it be considered as bestiality

>>27818375
No, because humans aren't real.

First you'd have to check whether they have laws against bestiality.

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>>27818375
That's the wrong face twilight would make at the prospect of bestiality and a chance to ride that hot monkey dick.

>>27818383
Holy shit.

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>>27818383
>humans aren't real

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>>27818383
Yeah, well, fuck you too, sister.

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>>27818383
>

>>27818375
How can it be wrong when it has 'best' in the name.

>>27818383
>He will never stroke you with his big, fleshy monkey hands
>He won't ever use his weird human sex moves on you in his oddly shaped bed
>You will never feel his pulsating monkey dick inside of you
Why live?

>>27818375
twi and ponk seemed to be ok with spike wanting that hot marepussy, so how is a human+pone different?

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>>27818407
>>27818412
>>27818397
>>27818422

How can humans even compare?

>>27818375
>>27818431
My guess is that any species that is as intelligent and advanced as them would be totally legal, if perhaps just slightly taboo. If dragons are fine, I think humans would be.

But would we even be worthy enough?

>>27818467
>hooves

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>>27818467
>hooves

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>>27818383

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>>27818467
>hooves
>on mlh

disgusting

>>27818502
ENLARGED WORDS

>>27818502
Prove that they are. Prove humans are real.

Protip; you cannot.

>>27818467
By not shitting and pissing nonstop where they stand and being able to give "internal massages" with their fingers and not cut you.

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>>27818471
>get fame & money
>gold diggers orbiting your dick
it might not be optimal, but it works.

>>27818515
I saw one in the Everfree once.

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>>27818467
>hooves

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>>27818502

>>27818516
>internal massages
Vorefag please

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>>27818504

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>>27818515
Okay, retard. If I'm not a human, what AM I?

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>>27818375
You know there would be humanfucker stallions who lust after the human pussy.

>>27818544
A liar

>>27818467
Why people hate hooves so much? It makes my dick diamonds

>>27818555
Trips confirm.

Hooves are for sexual

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>>27818544
A lonely adult mare wasting her time on a site for teens, like the rest of us

>>27818535
The other hole

>>27818544
You. Are. A. TOY.

>>27818503
>mlh
That means my large human right?

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>>27818544
A heretic

>>27818555
Mares want that hot monkey stamina. 30 seconds isn't enough for us you stallion shitlord.

>>27818579
>tfw a stallion
>tfw will never be able to please my waifu
>>inb4 a stallion on /mlp/
>>inb4 dick or gtfo

Any stallions here for a meet up?

>>27818593
>I HAVE A PENIS
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Sis, please.

>>27818375

Humans are gonna end up like any other species. If it's not a crime to fuck a griffon or Diamond Dog, a human is going to fall into the same legal range.

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>>27818555
>hooves can't grab your mane and violently pull on it
>hooves can't pull your tail
>individual fingers feel amazing in your nether regions
>having fingers run through your mane is also great
>hands are a lot softer than hooves, massages, scratches and belly rubs are much better
and most importantly
>EAR SCRATCHES

How new are you summerfreind?

Humans are not for sexual

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>>27818622
God, ear scritches would feel like heaven.

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>>27818593
Pls be in C A N T E R L O T

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>>27818645
>anon
>not for sexual

nice meme

>>27818613
>it's not a crime to fuck a griffon or Diamond Dog
Actually, it can be a crime if some conditions are met...
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/2/8/1083265.png

>>27818645
>humans
>not for sexual
nigga...

I love this thread

>>27818593

C A N T E R L O T ?

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>>27818645

>>27818645
You gotta fuck the human pussy.

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Humans don't exist. You've forgotten ponies, everything is just your imagination creating ideas to create your own world.

>>27818664

Same conditions as a pony, duh.

>>27818704
Just pointing out
boy, I gotta visit those diamond dogs neighborhoods one of these days...

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>you will never tell anon you love him and want to marry him

why live?

>>27818703
Uh-uh.
Including bugbears?

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I want anon to cum inside me

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>>27818724
Don't, ziggers live there too. the diamond dogs do the same thing ziggers do, get a good pony pregnant than skip town.

I wish Aryanne had finished her damn job in Equestria War II.

>>27818375
Since cross-breeding seems to be socially acceptable there (spike and rarity), a pony and human fucking would be no different. It would be like a resident of a country fucking a foreigner.

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>ywn travel to an alternate universe where /mlh/ lives
>ywn lurk silently and watch as lonely mares circlejerk over human covk the same way we circlejerk over horsepussy

>>27818742
I know, discovering she worshipped zebra cock must have been a real trauma
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/8/5/951455.jpg

>>27818742
We really need to build that wall between us and anf the griffons

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Everypony in here is fucking delusional, even if humans were real why would they ever want you?

You are literally livestock to them.

>>27818778
The griffons didn't do anything, there were kings until we destroyed their economy. We should let them live with us to apologize.

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>>27818767
i could be a pony, and you would never know...
you cute little monkey.

>>27818788
says the doormat.
I mean, you're livestock even to 84% of us

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>>27818800
I may never know

>>27818795
>>27818778
>>27818742
Snips, Snails, nobody cares about your misconceptions about history. Mares don't ignore you cause of griffons or zebras, they ignore you because you are completely retarded.

Now get off the board before I call Maud.

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>>27818788
>you wake up on Earth
>your husbando notices you
>you try to tell him how much you love him
>but he doesn't understand your neighs
>he thinks you're just livestock
>he sells you to the glue factory

He would never do that... R-right?

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>>27818801
Guess I'll remember that when I'm saving the world again, or when I'm with my elder god bf next time.(Who by the way, has hands)

>>27818828
Trust me, this is pretty much what would happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23Um4LMQ0s

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>>27818819
You fucking zigger cocklover. When the you find out that the griffins are controlling the economy, the "Zebra Lives Matter" terrorists are just like the ponies from Stalliongrad and all changelings are rapists, you will wish the Hoofacaust had worked too.

>>27818830
Noice, and don't forget to remember that even when you walk thru town.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/3/14/848971.png

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>>27818830
>Who by the way, has hands

absolutely btfo based flutters at it again

>>27818853
Yeah, yeah, sure...MAAAAAAUD

>>27818830
Those are actually claws.

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>>27818859
>hooves

>>27818830
>bf
Oh girl, looks like someone is being fucking delusional again

>>27818767
>>27818809
these retarded wojak reactions are as bad as fucking pepes

stop

>>27818622
Humans aren't real you degenerate, get over with it

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>>27818888
Quads
But how will I express my dismay?

>>27818879
Hey, not my fault if Sluttershy here gets banged on a daily basis by anything that has a bit more willpower than her (so, basically everything in Equestria, including flagpoles).

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So what's the plan guys? I told you I'll help you if enough of you want it but we need a plan, Twilight isn't stupid, we'll have to capture her so we can use the mirror Pinkie Pie was talking about.

It's certainly worth a shot.

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>/mlh/
>considering anything past S475 canon

Kek, keep watching your non Roman fan fiction dykes.

>>27818899
At least she's getting any at all.
Isn't that right, Mrs. Non-Unicorn Wizard?

>>27818919
there is no mirror, you moron. It's a lie spread by the government to distract you from real problems, like the muffins shortage and the mirror pool going apeshit.

how can humans be real if our eyes aren't real?

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>>27818919
The mirror is a lie f@m

Well, either that or Pinkie is the luckiest mare alive

>>27818375
Unlikely, since there are several sapient species there as opposed to our gay Earth.

Here in Humanland there'd definitely be legal technicalities if pone showed up one day and jumped into a human's bed, at least until law and understanding could catch up, but in Equestria it'd probably be taboo at worst.

>>27818951
Didn't know you browsed /mlh/, Tree Hugger.

>>27818963
>Here in Humanland

nice b8

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>>27818963
>Here in Humanland

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>>27818544
a big guy

>>27818967
I respect and browse all boards freely.

>>27819002
Righteous

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>This thread

Out of curiosity, does anyone remember that time Fluttershy stopped a brawl between a Green dragon and a bunch of pegasi at Sugarcube Corner?

It was commented live, here on /mlh/ if I'm not wrong

This /mlh/ shit needs to become a general, this shit is fucking hilarious

>Humans never existed.
Then explain how we know what their penises look like, Vile Human makes some very well detailed products.

>>27818975
>>27818983
>on the internet nobody knows you're a human.jpg

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>>27819049
Oh dear, found it
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/4040741/#4043764

>2012
Holy shit, 4 years already?

>>27818567
Anal vore is disgusting anon.

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>>27819137
It's literally a shit fetish.

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>>27819152
CARLOS THAT PUN WAS crap

>>27818579
>Calling humans monkeys
fetish acquired

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Would you?

>>27819401
Where do you think you are?

of course I fucking would

>>27818920
IKR?
Fucking Plebs.

>>27818375
Maybe if there was a huge population, but since there are barely any humans or none at all the law is pointless.

>>27819401
>"Get out of my studio, you cheap pimp!"
>'FILLIES, COLTS, IF YOU DADDY NOT HAPPY, GIVE ME A CALL AND I CHANGE YOUR LIFE!'
>"GET OUT OF HERE!"
>'IT'S A MIRACLE!'

>>27819474
I miss that radio station...

>>27818920
>Rome
I want romefags to get out of muh /mlh/

>>27819401
My vagina and anus are ready.

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>>27819362
why wont come u with a crappy joke then?

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Would you?

>>27820900
I want that giant tongue buried deep in my snatch right now. This dildo isn't doing its job tonight.

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You guys are mega faggots

>>27820915
Says the autislamic fillyfooler.

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He's not real...

>>27821271
Stop reminding your fellow autistic mares of this fact. We all have a Chinggis Husbando who we need for hot dicking.

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>>27818383

>>27818555
>look at me im a stallion
baitfag, there are no stallions on the canternet.

So, any of you mares remember the meetup from Lyra's totally-not-husbando-war thread >>27644723?

>>27819091
That's all just fanart, and the artists can't even decide if there's supposed to be a foreskin or not.

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>>27818577
>My Large Human
>Large
Well yeah, that's what most people would call it. Too bad you can't call it the same, judging by your husbando's cock size.

>>27818375
no? why would it

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>>27821700
I assure you, the Equestrian Code of Law does not permit such depravity.

>>27818383
hol up

>>27821797
>depravity

Lyra stop fucking posting and go to bed.

>>27821874
She won't stop, you know.

>>27821797

This from a tribe that made thaumic projections into an erotic artform.

And everyone knows the real owner of Vile Human has the initials T.S.

>>27821880
>Giant crystal castle in Ponyville is made out of mare pussy juice shekels

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>>27818383
And so we've finally come full circle.

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>tfw you're such an obscure background character that literally none of the ponies would've husbando'd you
>tfw no weird pony artists draw porn of you and upload it to tardibooru
>tfw mares on /mlh/ will never request a thread about you in which they circlejerk over you

These threads make me feep feelings I didn't know could be felt

>>27822035
Don't worry, maybe they'll make a nice episode starring you for a few moments, and then they'll request serious fap porn!

>>27818383
>sad_penguin.gif

>>27822043
Holy shit that'd be great

>>27822108
Would they also write good fics? Those are kinda hard to find in a community of autistic mares.

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>You are Twilight Sparkle
>Equestria's newest addition to the sex offender registery
>It had all started when you'd been asked by the princesses to help integrate the newcomer Anon to Equestria
>One thing led to another and, well... you slept with him
>It was only when you were going over the various points of Equestrian law the next day that you'd realized your mistake
>Equestrian Law allowed for inter species relationships; provided both parties had sufficient mental and physical development
>But Anon's species wasn't included in this list
>After a brief panic attack and plans to move to Las Pegasus to escape justice, you'd calmed down and decided to turn yourself in
>You couldn't show ponies that you were above the law after all
>Your situation wasn't completely hopeless, however
>As Princess of Equestria you were a judge in your own right
>And it just so happened that due to a loophole in Equestria law, you could have yourself appointed judge of your own trial
>So all you had to do was plead guilty without contesting the charges and thus justify suspending the charges
>It would satisfy both your moral fiber and the jury
>And so here you stood in the Ponyville Town Hall - currently converted into an ad hoc courtroom
>You sit behind the Defense desk beside your friend Pinkie Pie, who'd graciously agreed to stand as your 'lawyer'
>She'd even donned an outfit and everything
"Now remember Pinkie" you reassure her "I'm pleading 'guitly' okay?"
>"Okie dokie Twilight" she chirps
>You flash her a grateful smile before assuming your place at the judge's podium
"The court will rise" you announce and the audience rises to attention
"Ms Twilight Sparkle" you begin, turning to the empty defense chair, "You're charged with intimate fraternisation with an incognizant species. How do you plead?"
>You clamber back down and beside Pinkie
"I plead gui-
>"My client pleads 'Not Guilty' your Honor" announces Pinkie with an air of determination about her
>Your heart skips a few beats

>>27822151
I would... peruse... such a green.

>>27822130
>tfw autistic mares will never write cute little greentext stories about you

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>>27818544
A faggot.

>>27822219
I could write one for you...Is cute cuddles something you want in your story?

>>27822399
That would be very nice, please

>>27818375
Well, Twilight is the law, so yeah, I'd rape her

>>27822403
Alright, time to prepare my maximal autislam for hooman greens. For you, Background Human.
>You wake up to the gentle hum of the fan's rotation as it keeps the room cool
>It would probably cause you to shiver, but you had your coat and blanket to thank for not freezing
>That's not what kept you up
>You were too far apart from the other occupant in your bed
>A real human bean and a real hero
>You were just friends, but you really liked this one
>Bestest friends who happened to share a bed
>It wasn't that weird, was it?
>Look, you're short on bits, and your next paycheck was a while away, okay?
>...You also kinda didn't want them to be sleeping in another room
>You inch closer to them, being careful to not wake them up
>You were a total cuddleslut, and you had needs
>Once in range, your forelegs wrap around your sleeping friend's back
>You pressed the warm, fuzzy barrel of your chest against them, nuzzling their neck
>A sharp breath drawn from your friend would worry you, but you were getting your cuddle quota in for the day
>You soon feel a hand run through your mane, right up by your ears
>This was the best part!
>You loved it when he did this during the day
>You would practically beg him for this, to which he agreed to all the time
>Your pony charms always work on him!
>As you cuddle, your eyes begin to feel heavy
>You mumble something drunkenly as sleep overtakes you
>Dream happily about your human

>>27818920
At least I'm not the romefag that cries when you say one sentence. What was that sentence again? Oh yeah, Et Tu, Brute?

>>27822615
Very nice
Made me feel
Thank you, writelad

>>27822151
>Meanwhile Anon is sitting in the audience.
>Jabs a random background pony and whispers to him.
"I totally scored with that princess."
>Keeps casually eating popcorn.
"Jesus fuck it's like this thing never empties."

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>>27822733
Excellent taste, sister. You know what my favorite part of the Rome arcs were?
Its Fall.

>>27822778
You welcome, Background Human. Now go and get some rest, hero.

>>27822954
Th-thanks

>>27818375

Interspecies - yes.

However, sapient species capable of conversing and expressing emotion/desire transcend stupid species stereotypes. Nothing is wrong with it as long as both consent (Harkness Test).

>>27818568
Made me giggle.

>>27818565
>tfw you will never meet the lonely mare who hangs out on an image board dedicated to a cartoon for little colts, dreaming of one day falling in love with a human and living out the rest of her life in love with her strong, dependable husbando.

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>>27819152

>>27823516
>tfw a local lonely mare won't bring a human to a meetup
>tw your marefilly autist group won't gush over sweet human
>tfw you will never vie for his attention and affection with the other mares
>tfw you will never take him to your house, where he wil be ridden like an ATV

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>it's a rainy day in autumn
>you're trotting thru a safe path in Everfree forest
>all of a sudden a portal opens up and a scrawny figure pops in, scared and chilled to the bone
>OSC OSC OSC IT'S YOUR HUMANBANDO
>excited, you befriend him and invite him to your place
>there, you give him a towel and start talking about MLH
>he thinks it's a joke, at first, but then realizes it's all real when you put in the blu-ray
>"Yeah, well, that's nice..." he says "But how did you know my name? I mean, I'm probably nothing more than a sub-sub-background character..."
I want to be the mare who tells him the truth. I want to hug him and tell him he's one of the most famous character in the entire show, despite he thinking otherwise.

Wouldn't it be glorious, girls?

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>>27818383

>>27823743
Which character is it, then?

>>27823743
Don't go full fan-filly! ease him into it or u may creep him out and humanbando will leave u

>>27823743
I swear you and your fucking human obsession.
>Oh my god the ear scratches! The belly rubs! The stamina! Woe is me, why I don't have a human to cuddle with!
Humans are not real. They have never been and they will never be real (unless the new princess being a science freak as she is lifts the ban from magical manipulation on genetic code).
Humans are a representation of your desires, the desperate attempt to fill everything you miss in life into a convenient package of flesh that just happens to appear from a ridiculous and fantastic world.
The stamina thing is the prime example of it. No matter how modern medicine (Freezy Feels Pills for instance) advances it's apparently not enough for a mare. Poor stallions try their best and go to horrible lengths to prolong their act but noo, that's apparently not enough for you as it doesn't compare to the mythical creature's stamina.
If you are so insatiable and want your partners to last for hours - use a fucking carrot. Yes, carrots don't come from a magically void world with insane advancements in technology that only a five year old would think of. (Lol what if we take a bow... and it shoots little arrows at insane speed! And everyone on earth have those!) Yes, carrots cannot scratch your ears with their tentacled appendages and carrots don't fulfill every weird desire you have of a reliable and marely stallion but at least carrots are FUCKING REAL.
Grow up and fuck a carrot. Or better yet find an actual stallion.
Geez.

>>27818788
A very sexy livestock mind you.

>>27824017

It's not like we only like humans for the fap-fics and their stamina! There's so much more to them than--

Wait.

>carrots

GOLDEN HARVEST IS THAT YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT?

>>27824017
>find an actual stallion.
>3dpd
Yeah, sure, I can't wait for him to whine about how I never care for his hoofball team, or be embarassed at an adult crying at weddings. Sweet Celestia, girl, that's exactly the kind of mentality that leads a mare thru the "unsatisfied single school teacher" route. If you're so eager to go full Cheerilee be my guest, just don't try to drag down with you ponies who still believe in dreams

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>>27824138
...for your info, crying at wedding is v-very manly.

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>>27824017
that's NOT what carrots are for

>>27824132
I'm offended.

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>>27824155
>manly

Dweeb.

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>>27824186
>a fucking bird
Fatass.

>>27824176
>I'm offended.

Oh please. Everypony knows about your little fetish. Why do you think we all sniff at your carrots whenever you come to market? It's to make sure we don't get one that stinks of mare-juices. Sicko.

>>27824211
It seems to me your confusing me with a certain Appleloosan slut.

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>>27824199
Aww, look, the dweeb that uses MLH lingo in public is trying to insult me.

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>>27824226
Birdie, don't make me go medieval on your avian hiney.
I mean, I'm a married horse!!

>>27818515
I have empirical evidence that humans are real.

But I can't share it.

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>>27824236
you wish

The stamina thing again...
It's true they can turn you into a dehydrated shivering wreck that has barely the strength to ask for more but thats not the only thing.
The angle! They perfected the art of bucking over centuries. They can do stuff no stallion ever could.
Also do you remember when you were a filly and your parents caressed you with their muzzles? Thats what hands feel like! Them petting your back is like a hug moves over your coat. The ear scratches!
Did you ever have a hoof massage? Just imagine what those strong and dexterous fingers can do...
And the most important thing their characters!
The three most important stallions of the past two thousand years were a shut in bookworm, a manical tyrant and a royal guard who couldnt even tell his mare apart from a fake and relied on girls to fix his mess...
Did you ever wondered why a dragon foal is the most appreciated male character of our time?
Sure there are decent stallions out there somewhere but they can't hold a candle to a human.

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This has been one of the best threads on /mlh/ in a while, good job girls!

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>>27824427
i want a construction worker human to hold me down forcefully and tear me up with his monkey cock. i want my coat to be drenchet in his glorious, sweet cum.

>>27824103
>she thinks she's sexy

You probably haven't showered in days you fat disgusting basement neigher.

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>>27824427
Stalliondicks are fucking gross anyway.

Besides, enjoy hours of foreplay so he can force his dick into your cunt for 15 seconds, all that does is hurt and make you sore, you won't get anywhere close to an orgasm.

Humans on the other hand have much more acceptable dick sizes, MUCH more stamina and can buck you in more positions.

Stallions LITERALLY can't compete and are objectively inferior.

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Reminder that if you're not an alicorn or at least a unicorn you are worthless.

You can stimulate humans a lot better with magic. All you Mud and birdponies should just give up, you will never be able to compete with us.

>>27818407
>still being a digsuting human fucker

Lyra you need to grow up. This is a kids show.

>>27818525
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>27824646
>she doesn't like no hooves

Wrong board friendo

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>>27824646
>not wanting a human to dominate and sexually play with you in every possible way their agile monkey body could allow.

is this b8 m8?

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>>27824713
>actually being so degenerate that you would have sex with an imaginary lower species that was made for little fillies

Lyra you're screwed up. You need help.

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>>27824726
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD

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I was told you humanfuckers were desperate, but I didn't think you were THAT desperate.

No wonder your families are ashamed of you. I mean, My Ludicrous Human (or whatever this crappy show is called) is nothing more than a toy commercial for retarded fillies. I'm willing 95% of you are fat, smelly, crustycunts with eyebrows the size of Trotsia.

You fillies should step up your game, and start watching more big-mare shows like "Neighgelion" or "Kimi-wa no dokuro Motto Motto san ganbatte"

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>>27824726
>>27824741
yeah, yeah, keep saying that to yourselves, but deep inside, you know you want this shit.

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>>27824741
>Neighgelion
>Kimi-wa no dokuro Motto Motto san ganbatte
>in any way acceptable
Shit taste senpai

Try 馬 x 馬 if you want an actually good show.

>>27824741
>Kimi-wa no dokuro Motto Motto san ganbatte
>The shitty prequel
>Not the clearly superior "Kimi-wa no dokuro Motto Motto Sama no ikikomori doki doki gal Sprint super star finisher Gaiden rebirth a là coque"

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why is it so perfect?

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>>27824799

>>27824741
>Being a filthy neeb
Crappershy, we know it's you. Stop shitposting.

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>>27824799

>poni spends all of her time drawing human hands

>>27818375

Only in Caneighdia.

>>27824844
Celestia's tears, this is a blue board you perverted

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>>27824938
>Caneighdia
A FUCKING LOAF

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>>27824635
>1000 year old virgin
>telling others they can't compete

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Hey girls, would you rather visit Earth as yourself or as a human OC? Because I know I wouldn't want to be a pony if I were to end up on Earth considering how they treat them sometimes. I heard someone on the show staff said that they geld stallions that can't run fast. I mean sure I hate no hands as much as the next mare but I wouldn't wish that on any stallion. I especially wouldn't want to be one during the World War I arc. That was a very bad time to be an equine.

>>27818788
Most of us already own saddles as formal wear, there's nothing wrong with g-giving them some practical use, right?

>>27818383
This is why I love this board

>>27818919
Portal to Earth

>>27818842
>Roswell, New Mexico
I bet he was only doing it because he was affected by the radiation emitted by that alien ship that crashed there in that one episode near the beginning of the Cold War arc.

>>27825417
>not wanting to be ridden by your master and feel his genitals pressing into your back
You a faggot, filly.

>>27825527
But that was when they introduced machine guns into the story! Mounted soldiers and the horses they rode didn't stand a chance!

>>27825539
Dodge the bullets, what are you? An Earth Pony?

>>27825560
>the mud horses will be gunned down
>meanwhile you're looking majestic as fuck soaring through the air with the captain on your back wielding a gleaming scimitar to strike down his enemies
Feels good, pony.

>>27825570
>And then they used Flak cannons.
Not such a good feeling now, huh?

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>>27825630
WHAT IS THIS COWARDLY SHIT?

BLOOD FOR THE HUMAN BLOOD GOD, EVEN OUR OWN!

>>27825560
Why do they call em' 'Pony The Bullet Dodger'?

Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

>HURR, MUH WAR ARCS
I want pegasi out of this fucking board.
Seriously, make a new board for brain stunted ponies
Pegasi are the epitome of summerfags

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>you will never wake up next to your husbando, and watch him sleep.
end me.

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>>27825696
feels bad mare.

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>>27825696

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>>27825570
>Feels good, pony.
Right up until the Red Baron flies in on his airplane and shoots you full of holes with the machine gun mounted on it. Seriously, introducing that lame-ass phlebotinum known as gasoline was the worst idea the writers ever came up with. Now all the important humans talk about is getting oil so they can make more gasoline to run their machines, not to mention it made the presence of horses and donkeys on the the show largely irrelevant. Probably the most unrealistic aspect of the show right now. If gasoline were real then wouldn't Equestrian alchemists have discovered it long ago while refining lamp oil?

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>>27818920
>not liking the best Russian leader of all time
Faggot.

>>27825908
>implying Putin isn't the best

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>>27825850
>>27825873
N-no, girls! It's not the time to be desperate, we have to be strong!

FOR OUR HUMANBANDOS!
I love you Tesla

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>>27825946
>Tesla
OH NO, YOU FUCKING DON'T!
HOOVES OFF MY NIKOLA, NERD!

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>>27825946
>>27825971
>Tesla
>Not Einstein

Fucking pleb Teslafags

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I think I finally found a relevant thread to post this.

I know it's /rubbish/ tier fetish stuff, but it beats using my imagination

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>>27825946
>>27825971
>not already designing a tesla body pillow
try harder

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>>27826022
>>27825971
>>27825946
>Eggheads
>Not superior, faster than life itself, Usain Bolt
Eggheads, everyone.

>>27826034
GIRL, PLS, I'VE ALREADY CLOPPED!

>>27823931
hitler you fucking idiot.
if you don't know about the WWII storyline kill yourself.

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>>27826046
>>27826022
>>27825971
>>27825946
You're all degenerates, Hitler is best humanbando

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>>27824427
Humans can be mean too!

>>27826062
Where the filly with the fapfic from last thread?

>>27826083
WAS best humanbando.
And not even that.
But nice try

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>>27826167
he will always live on in my heart.

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>>27826083
Girl, you're missing some real hot dick.

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Hey losers, wanna hear how I defeated King Sombra with just a toothpick and a rubber band?

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>>27825946
>>27825971
>>27826022

Tesla was self-admittedly celibate, possibly asexual and the original MGTOW. Not even kidding.

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>>27826223
>MGTOW

When they say theyre going their own way, does that exclude mares? Or do we get a free pass because we're not crusty cunts like human females?

>>27826223
He was sexually attracted to that pigeon, though.

>>27826239
Pure hairless human getting rejected for mare...
UNF

>>27826239
Well he would probably be more attracted to griffons considering what >>27826246 posted.

>>27826270
I know, just the thought of it gets me winking.

>>27826204
I want Stalin to distribute himself equally all over my mare pussy

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>>27825923
Putin is retarded because he made Russia "great again" only in his mind and minds of his people. Peter I the Great was the best.
and he was probably the only Russian leader who didn't want to conquer my country

>wanting to fuck a hot human who lterally kills thousands of hot humans
this logic i do not get.

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Guys guys! Did you hear about the new movie? Some of the characters are going to go through a portal and become horses just like us! It looks so good.

>pic related is screenshot of new movie

>>27826351
Pegasi.
No logic to understand, they're genetically retarded.

>>27826352
Bullshit. Every pony knows that when the main 6 step through the portals they'll be white.

>>27826083
>being this edgy

Hitler would murder any ponies he saw, including you.

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>>27826246

Heh, what happened to that birdpone thread? Seems like it would be his jam.

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>>27826299
What about bird ponies?

>>27826352
Please, tell me it's a joke.
>fucking horses
>FUCKING HORSES
IF I HAD WANTED TO SEE ANIMATED HORSES DOING STUPID STUFF I WOULD HAVE WATCHED NEIGHPONESECRAP!!!

>>27826366
>Not wanting hot communist/fascist dick in you
How much of a dyke are you?

>>27826422
It's totally true. It's confirmed for coming out next year. I believe Trump is going to be going through the portal.

And it looks good. You need to relax.

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>>27818375
You could trade yourself for a bit.
Technically you would be his possession and he could do anything he wants with you.
Also works the other way around.

>>27826397
Ignore her. Aryanne never had anything relevant to say, her obsession is to point out to everyone she's edgy. Make a thread about the last episode and she will point out something stupid about Hitler, even tho he hasn't been in the show for the last 18 years.
She's like monkeyfags: obnoxious to the point of boredom.

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>>27826433
>wanting to rut a literal piece of shit monster
>not wanting a cuddly, good hearted human
Zebra, you are the reason Celestia thinks twice every morning to raise the sun or not...

>>27826411
>>27826416
>Be mare in human world.
>Disguise yourself as bird/pony/whatever.
>Stalk your husbando.
>He realises something is off.
>Gets you.
>Pushes you down.
>...

>>27826638
winking already...
time for green?

>>27826638
>>27826654
>"TO THE GLUE FACTORY"
>The end

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>>27826672
he would never.

>>27826672
Totally dry now, thanks Anon.

You fucking dyke.

>>27826397
That's ponyfeathers. Hitler was a vegitarian and an animal rights activist in that arch. He campaigned against the jews practice of slitting your throte and watching you rithe in pain as you slowly die. It's practically canon that he'd love us!

But go ahead and clop to people like Stalin who would probably kill you just for fun. I"ll never understand ponies' obsession with the badguys in fiction.

>>27826712
Aryanne, nobody cares. Hitler hasn't been in the show since decades, you're just trying to cram your obsession in everybody else's throat, as usual.

Get a fucking life.

>>27826270
>tfw you will never be one of many mares stealing all the human men

>>27826459
>tfw Trump will never open the portal to Equestria and bring us our humanbandos

>>27818830
>>27818801
Shit nigga, you just got rekt by Fluttershy

>tfw your husbando isn't from world war arcs
>tfw you just want your humanbando master to ride atop you
>tfw you just want to pastorally graze with him
>tfw you will never enjoy the beautiful sights of the steppe under the Eternal Blue Sky
>tfw you will never be his favored mare
>tfw your humanbando will never have you be bred with the finest war horses of the clan
>tfw you will never deliver several foals that will go on to strengthen te clan
Pain is eternal.

>>27826754
I wish Hitler would cram his "obsession" in my throte...

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>>27826982
...why do I even bother?

>>27818568
Funny on two levels, right here.

>>27825946
>>27825971
>>27826022
>Tesla
>Hot compared to Hawking
Hawking is the best human.

If a pony raped a human, could the human report it?

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Found this on /spear/, turns out some of the mares over there are MLH fans. They made a thread about what kinda weapons humans might use, and somepony drew this thing...

>>27827182
Kek

>>27827182
I know we culd do with that. Any mares on here know how to make stuff like that?

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>>27827171
Our police would probably take it seriously but the human police would probably have this reaction.

>>27827335
>implying human males would care as long as you didn't run off the next morning

>>27827335
The humans with the flappy heads are scary.

>>27827370
Not even the other humans like canadians

>>27826754
>nobody
>everybody

You bucking humanposters are so autistic. Just talk like a normal pony for Celestia's sake.

>>27827419
>implying any of us autistic mares are normal

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>>27826773
I don't need all, I just need him.

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>>27818383
You.
Yes you!
Stop it... STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

>>27818555
Cristal pony detected

enjoy being on the next human thread simulator.

There could be humans lurking on our board right now

>>27827913
How would we know?

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>>27827913
Its fun to dream...
...until you wake up.

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>>27827919
You wouldn't

>>27827958
Don't do your fellow marefillies like this...I don't need feels right now.

>>27824799
>>27824844
>hand fetish

literally the worse

>>27828234
>not hoof fetish as worst
You need to go to fetish counseling, Anon.

>>27828234
Whats wrong with you, dyke?
We already explained why hands are superior to hoofs in almost every respect.
How can you not get it?

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>>27818788
nice dubs based kindness.

I dont know isn't being in livestock tac half the fun? A lot of people like to think humans are big because they want their dicks but I hope they're smaller than us so I can ride them around. Even the human mares can keep a tribal herd in order there, I bet they know all about how to make you feel vulnerable and like your only choice is to obey and move where they tell you. Stallions here are too progressive.

Sometimes friendship isn't about being nice.

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>>27828312
nothing wrong with being into mares. human mares have hands too.

>>27828234
I don't even like hooves, but mare, I'd do so many things to those hands...

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>>27818467
Their mouths aren't dirty.

>>27818830
R E K T

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>>27828407
Would you be a nomadic mare? You'd ride them around forever.

>>27826784
Don't start another Trump Card thread. I don't care how many walls that Pony builds, he'll never be Princess.

Plus he's racist against Donkeys.

#MuleLivesMatter

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>>27828491
I'd prefer a nice human mare to settle down with actually. Ware-fare isn't really my gig, thats probably all the closet stallions who still watch the show. I'd rather just keep it personal, me and my rider. No crazy warstuff. maybe we could pretend that sort of thing or play a table top game, but I'm fine being away from all the crazy arrows and violent action. Even if it was kind of kinky how they'd drink their mounts blood and milk.

The closest i'd want to ever get to real danger is just some human hunter roleplaying and even that's pushing it.

>>27828528
>sedentary life
I guess that's okay, that'd be my second choice, honestly. I think it'd be awesome, carrying my humanbando into war...and the kinky things would be so much more fun. You think they know how best to please their mares? Their culture kinda revolves around horses.

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>this fucking thread

>>27828833
Go back to humanchan if you don't think humans are for sexual.

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Guys I need help. My husbando isn't real and it's throwing me into a spiraling depression. I can barely think straight anymore, without him life isn't worth it. What should I do?

>>27829063
buy a Fleshdong 6000™

>>27829063
Furiously masturbate while crying his name. It always works for me.

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>>27818375
Yes but it wouldn't ever get to a court of law because bestiality is legal in Equestria.

>>27829063
Don't worry, after we're dead we'll all go to Earth.


Reverse hanging meme picture when?

>>27829326
Maybe one day we'll find out husbandos...Maybe we'll get a portal to Earth one day! I know that sounds incredibly autistic, but it's a nice hope!

>>27829416
Lady, that's the only things that keeps me alive right now.
But for now, I have to keep myself going.

I have to be the best mare I can be, for him.
And then we shall have beautiful satyrs together

>>27829661
>satyr children
U-unf...

>>27818515
Mathematically, they must exist somewhere, if the universe is infinite

>>27829839
Shut up, Twilight you nerd.

>>27829839
If the universe was once a single point that expanded, how can the universe be infinite? I call bullshit.