612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is storytimed here!
>>27764011
Technically, the days are only getting shorter, but when the sun's out as long as it is in the summer, it hardly feels like it. Celestia knows to keep track, so it could be more noticeable to her; then again, the perspective of time to a pony who's lived over a thousand years could be a bit skewed, too. Still, she seems to live enough in the moment, even if she also has a lot of long-term plans going as well.Some of them may simply be vacation plans.
>>27796831
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
You can only adopt one of each gender.
>Colt
>>27801789
those legs
Is the guy who is running stram.horse here?
>>27801818
>crack crack
Here comes that apple.
>>27801825
Multistallion nuzzling?
>>27801814
>No Nyx
Dropped
>>27801796
N O I
O
I O N
>>27801830
why's she so blushy
>>27801830
o shit fuck off
>>27801830
Oh shit, whaddup
>>27801842
Because she's a good pony.
[insert inane shitpost about Celestia and her womb]
>>27801849
>>27801796
>>27801801
>>27801815
>>27801825
>>27801833
>>27801858
Shit.
Why are you all so fucking shit.
>>27801830
>>27801858
That meme sure died fast.
>>27801861
>you
>>27801832
you better believe it
>>27801861
He says while posting trixie
>>27801863
Ur mam sure died fast.
>>27801887no
>>27801837
>>27801887
I think I'll just go in the pool for a bit
Want to come?
Ready for Stranger Than Fan Fiction to be cringe?
>>27801904
>at the scream
>>27801814
>only one of each
Damn my indecisiveness.
>>27801814
Silver Spoon
Colt Train
Please do not judge my favorite pony
>princess celestia will never sunray your dick
>>27801911
I haven't cringed at anything in this show so I doubt this will be it
>you are my sunshine
>my only sunshine
>>27801929
>Princess Luna will never refuse to lower your dick
are the Russian bros still here
I need help with pronunciation
>>27801911
I hope it's like a little anthology of What Ifs for all the main ponies
But it could be about Dash's fan fiction...
>>27801940
I have my limits, and Equestria Games with that singing Spike is mine.
>>27801943
mom pls
>>27801940
What about when Spike had to sing the anthem?
I had to look away
>>27801956
>>27801964
I completely forgot about that. Well then.
>>27801789
soaking in those summer rays
>>27801964
>>27801956
that was bad
in hindsight, the writers did a very good job eliciting that response from us
>>27801980
Those tail extensions seem like they would be getting in Fluttershy's way there.
>>27801992
Yeah, doesn't mean I could look for long though. Going by the reaction to Flutter Brutter it seems they may have a knack for elicting proper response from us.
>>27801979
to be fair most of season 4 episodes were forgettable
>>27802010I thought that was a Season 3 episode.I think I've reached the point where there's so many episodes that I've started to forget most details. I should rewatch the show from the start soon.
>>27802000
From your post I found that /b/ has an archive.
It apparently has 309.9167 PPM (post per minute) as of now.
Being a mod of that board must be suffering.
>>27802003
maybe rarity told her tail extensions were in and she took it too far
>>27802010
>>27802018
Japanese horse a cutie.
>>27801980
Dash wants to hit that
>>27802025
I was just thinking the same thing. Maybe one or two a day like /mlp/ has been doing.
>>27802036
fluttershy is just cooling off before they go back to laying on the beach again
>>27802072
I wonder how hard it is to get sand out of your coat and wings
>>27801964
It wouldn't have been so bad if they had stopped once everyone got the joke.
But it just went on and on
>>27802018
>>27801929
Like this?
Fillies can also be used as paperweights for your office needs.
>>27802120
i love misanthropic ponies
i want to be called a dumb violent ape by fluttershy
>>27802143
i want to tie fluttershy up and cuntbust her
>>27802117
I'm gonna touch the Japanese horse
>>27802141
they work better as hats
hey who wants to see something kind of gross
https://derpibooru.org/1192529
>>27802096
it's the biggest reason ponies avoid sex on the beach
>>27802216
I didn't. But I didn't have any of those tags filtered so I was forced to see the thumbnail anyway
>>27802216
This had better behand holding.
...
God damn it why is it never hand holding.
>>27802201
>you will never feel the soft belly of a cute filly on your bald head
>>27802232
>>27802216
>>27802253
Haha, Anon is bald!
>>27802247
Probably because ponies don't have hands.
>>27802247
>no hand holding tag on derpibooru
well, that's lame
>>27802296
But there is.
https://derpiboo.ru/1175152
>>27802305
>hand holding doesn't alias to holding hands
gay
anyway here's some weird fetish shit with your dumb kink
https://derpibooru.org/1165474
>>27801800
>>27802296
They have some really dumb tags on that site, like armature dentistry.
i want to love the pony
i want to love the colt
Hold the filly's hooves.
>>27802329
I love the stallion
>>27802315
dude what
Filly finds the baby seat you strap her into in the car very demeaning
>>27802352
I don't have a car.
>>27802344
He prob meant amateur
>>27802319
What if you tell the pony that you love pony in front of pony's friends?
>>27802344
https://derpibooru.org/tags/amateur+home+dentistry
>>27802315
I feel like shittalking tags that only have two images is kind of retarded
>>27802361
>>27802380
oh god
>>27802380
Did you just armature dentistry Pinka
>>27802364
Then hopefully pony will feel more obliged to love me back
I'm trying something out to poll /mlp/ for their favorite episodes and thought I'd post this here too in case you want to contribute to it.
You can vote here as much or little as you'd like and it will all count:
http://www.allourideas.org/4chanmlpepisodesurvey
>>27802461
No thanks
>>27802201
behold the filly crown
>>27802461
Why in the fuck is EqG in there
>>27802380
>>27802481
Because it was a part of the crazy long episode ranking threads I did before, and I'm curious where they'd sit compared to the show.
>>27802461
It would be nice to have a brief summary about the episodes. I can't remember some of them.
>>27802497
I would if they'd fit, but unfortunately it's only 140 characters per "idea". I'd use the wiki if you need help with any of them:
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Episodes
>>27802484
>>27802523
>>27802530
Why isn't purple smart googled
>>27802556
because it's funnier that way
>>27801881
What's wrong with Trix?
>>27802556
would you buy your waifu a tuft window sweater?
>>27802556
FOR THE LAST TIME
MAGIC HORN
>Luna: unf, UNF, unf, UNF, UNF!
>>27802624
Princess
Get out of my bedroom
>>27802632
>"No"
>>27802633
Well stop making weird sex noises, you'll wake the fillies
>>27802650
>in your bedroom
>>you'll wake the fillies
>>27802624
*glimmer capes out*
>>27802658
They have doggy beds on the floor
>>27802658
The walls are thin.
>>27802658
>Not keeping your fillies in your bedroom.
Who would you eat your lunch with at MLPGco?
>>27802693
I would eat alone.
>>27802691
>>27802461
There's already a guy doing this type of one on one polling, with an image from the episode and a link to the mlp wiki for synopsis and stuff. I don't think you'll get much interest in the middle of season as well.
I just want to sleep in a bed made of fillies.
>>27802710
>>27802731
I want to sleep on a bed sized stallion
>>27802716
I am that guy. I wanted to try something that didn't require 2 or 3 hours for each person to contribute. I'm seeing how different it would be with potentially more Anons able to vote.
>>27802732Unf, remember when we used to have claire threads.
>>27802497
>I can't remember some of them.
>back in season 1 I got my online friends into watching the show
>I could perfectly tell from their comments which scene of which episode they are watching right now
>today there are so many episodes that I don't even remember all of them from the title
I have failed you, Marker.
Please don't look at the fillies' crotches.
>>27802710
Right, right, right, that's enough of that then. We'll have no more of that nonsense around here.
>>27802693
I'd pick up Isaac and then go to cook wieners on L.E.T.H.'s heating pipes.
>>27802742Good times. I'm glad she's still cute after all these years
>>27802735
I think a really short comment on what happens in the episode would help though.
>>27802742
I second this expansion
>>27802748
But that's the best place to scratch them
>>27802743
>you will forget your waifu
>>27802764
No, I'm fairly certain that is a thing which won't happen.
You can't forget so many years of pure autism.
>>27802749
There is no end to this sense.
>>27802764
>>27802773
>tfw I still remember my first automatically generatedTibiapassword for an account I've made back in 2005
>>27802759
I didn't think they'd fit with 140 characters per entry, but trying it out now it seems like they would. As I said, I'm just trying this out since I can with it being so low maintenance. I'll put synopsis in if I can find a way to edit them, but otherwise the /mlp/ thread has a bunch of links in the OP that should help.
>>27802796
Nice.
>>27802784
I like to think those two "practice" kissing one another to get ready to kiss boys.
In a totally non hormonal charged lesbianism way.
>>27802784
I think she's looking for herjewels
>>27802796
wat this
>>27802796
Filly/colt/princess/changeling models when
>>27802794
Whole synopsis isn't really necessary I think, a few keywords for relevant things from the episode would be enough.
Like
>Spike sings the crystal empire anthem
>>27802796
can you do more than create a character and then walk around in a rectangle by now?
>>27802762
It's still lewd, even if they don't have anything down there.
>>27802892
And that's supposed to deter me?
>>27802845
NOI
>>27802885
No, game dev too dumb to upgrade it while is popular
No fillies allowed beyond this point.
------------------------------------------------
Unicorns are OP.
https://derpiboo.ru/1191367
>>27802796
I wish that thing had more mane/tail styles
Should Starlight replace AJ at this point?
>>27802962
Q T
T
T R A I N
R
A
I
N
>>27802962
Are you in the secret server? come do some mememagic
Filly is acting like a joker again
>>27802973
>>27802973
Starlight can replace pretty much everyone in the main cast.
Hell, I'm sure she can make her own show because she's a bigger Mary Sue than Twilight.
>>27802990
I hope the new Samurai Jack will be good
>>27803001
It can't be worse than the new PPG.
>>27802986
>Earth, Water, and Fire
>no Wind or Heart
How are they going to summon Captain Planet?
>>27802973
Phaw, with that horrible new mane the one she's set to replace would be Rarity.
>>27802845
https://town.aggie.io/character
>>27803008
Her new mane looks cute
>>27802975
>naming your colt 'Colt Train'
>>27803050
Bettere than "Train Colt".
>>27801789
oooo man
i would rape that bitch until high tide came in
>>27803053
>>27803068
>being associated with a side-mouth
Postshy horses.
IS THIS THE FILLY THREAD?
>>27803108
>>27803155
YES
>>27803173
Which filly did he steal those eyelashes from?
>>27802796
Whats the story with this one anyway
I remember the last time I tried something like this there were pretty good looking mare AND stallion sprites, and the heads weren't weirdly offset permanently like that
I am assuming this is a different one entirely
Daapi
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27803173
That isn't a filly.
>>27803173
https://derpibooru.org/1142174
Would you?
>>27803108
>>27803107
i want to put my penis into celestia's vagina and ejaculate my seminal fluid into her body.
>>27803328
I wouldmake him mate with other colts.
>>27803347
Dont get any ideas with that fork.
Who's smarter, Twilight or Starlight?
This filly looks weird
>>27803370
That's a computer.
boop
>>27803370
Is that thing even human
>>27803423
>>27803423
Hey neat, can I try?
>>27803403
Moonie is a cutie.
>>27803441
>>27803462
RAWR
Happy 3th of july
I mean hell! In my personal opinion NYX is a good piece of ass.
>>27803488
It's so cute when she's trying to scare you.
>>27803512
THEY WANT YOU
THEY WANT YOU
THEY WANT YOU AS A NEW RECRUIT
>>27803587
>"NO! NO, I NEVER SAID THAT!"
>[cans.wav]
>>27803587
>I mean hell! In my personal opinion NYX is a good O.C.
FTFY
>>27803587
Top Ten Brutal Pony Deaths
>>27803657
>>27803657
it was awful
>>27803657
Fillies can't die.
>>27803695
But they innocence can die
>>27803666
Thats a nice animation
>>27803781
Yeah they did a good job with that whole sequence, the doll crazed pones were great
>>27803740
Oh show me the way
To the next princess bar
Forced ponying.
>>27803652
Looking for this?
>>27803865
unf
>>27803865
Ponying is not for everyone, and should never be forced.
>>27803870
>>27803887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom,_or_the_Quintessence_of_Debauchery
>The play begins with Bolloxinion, King of Sodom, authorising same-sex sodomy as an acceptable sexual practice within the realm. General Buggeranthos reports that this policy is welcomed by the soldiers, who spend less on prostitutes as a consequence, but has deleterious effects on women of the kingdom who have recourse to "dildoes and dogs".
>>27803666
Look at that pineapple go
>>27803914
Best friends locked in mortal combat
truly it was a tragic time
>>27803908
>"Could you take out the trash Anon? It's right next to EqG and Season 6."
>>27803909
Heh, yeah that's pretty fuckin' gay, dude.
>>27804093
>>27804095
why would i want to marry a pony who doesn't even have a name
>>27804130
Cause you're desperate as hell
>>27804130
Ponies do make good wives, but you have a point.
Nyx just Nyxed all over the place.
Pony says that she's voting for William Hague this election
>>27804095
Shouldn't we, like, meet first? And date?
>>27804169
Durr hurrr lol xddd
>>27804183
ponies don't have the right to vote
pony should go back to her country
>>27804206
Dont yay at me you little shit
>>27804206
>Fluttershy celebrates whenever a good episode airs
Maud Pie
>>27804264
Good pony. A nice contrast to Pinkie.
Her and her sisters are all sorts of extreme.
>>27804264
>>27804290
It's a pity that Dinky is fucking dead
>>27804312
Well, Petirep was hinting that DinkySharkFighter might return, just not in this format.
UHH THICCER
>Ask friend if he'll go to trotcon with me
>He says yes
>Laughs at me and says "hell no" when I tell him it's a pony con
>>27804350
I would Mrs. Cake
>>27804351
>having a friend
that was your first mistake anon
>>27804324
>just not in this format.
Why tho? That was the best part about the whole thing.
>>27804354
I would Mrs.Cake and Rarity's mom at the same timeOr they could just sit on me
>>27804351
What did he expect.
>>27804359
Shut up, Chrysalis.
>>27804377
UNF
>>27804350
No!
Pony must be trim and fit!
>>27804388
He thought it was some new anime con that he hadn't heard of. We have a lot of those where I live pretty often.
He didn't piece together trot as in horse until I mentioned it was a ponycon.He said he felt dumb for not realizing it, but I feel even dumber for thinking he would go with me
>>27804364
I guess it's mostly because of lack of time, and I think but I'm not really sure that Greg and Petirep talked about it after the new RDP and mentioned that they're worried of Hasbro stepping up or something as well, but don't take my word for that
http://petirep.tumblr.com/post/146242100740/if-i-were-to-reboot-dinkysharkfighter32-to-be-like
>>27804364n o i t o y
>>27804406
Wide hips and fit.
>>27804392
I wish Cookie got more love. She's extremely pretty to me.still waiting on that Rarafamily ep. But I think it would have the same moral as that one AB episode.
>>27804429
I bet she was a cheerleader in highschool
>>27804465
I bet she still had that amazing assthat is going to get passed down to at least on of her daughters
>>27804482
if someone added mare bits to this image I'd forever be in their debt
>>27804545
I agree. Where are their eyelashes? Eyelashes are essential marebits.
>>27804545
I think it's hotter without them
UNF
http://i.imgur.com/mvzmd8b.jpg
>>27804681
Imagine if she got her cutie mark in dicks and Sunburst got his cutie mark in magic and that's what made her upset
>>27804681
Yes I like thing
>>27804698
http://i.imgur.com/6FuoFmZ.png
>>27804681
I can't believe somebody posted something shit
I'm shocked
>>27804681
>>27804702
pedos go back to >>>/a/
>>27804681
Wow, something not astoundingly gay.
>>27804702http://exhentai.org/g/938329/f2e324ce6d/
Filly wants to know what a loli is.
>>27804702
There is no such thing as a cuter pony CP pic on the entire internet
>>27804731
A filly
>>27804681
sometimes I see these imgur posts and just wonder if people are just shitposting, or if they really do have such low standards
>>27804715
>tfw my browser broke, I lost my extensions, and forgot my login for defeating the sadpanda
I know you only have to go on the Ehentai forums for a while and post, but I miss the easy access.
>>27804743
Too bad they can't all be hyper futa anthro busty dogmaid anon tf images, huh.
Anon tries to pilfer necromancer pony's diary to read later, but accidentally takes the first draft of her vampire erotica instead.
When he gets back, she's waiting for him.
>>27804760
You don't even have to do that. I remember when I was making a new account a couple months ago I just loaded the hentaiverse game for like 15 minutes and then didn't touch it the next two days and bam
>>27804787
>Before I flay you alive, I have just one question
>she fidgets nervously
>was it good?
>>27804715
>rumble pic
>exhentai link
>just normal loli doujin
>not straight shota doujin
>not gay shota doujin
You fail to this general. Never use rumble again
>>27804788
Really? I'll have to try that then. Everything I've seen mentioned having to have posts and a length of activity, but if that works then you have my thanks Anon. Sucks not being able to see what's disgusting Anons behind those exhentai links.
>>27804800
>Gay shotahttp://exhentai.org/g/910775/f91c888f4d/
>Straight shotahttp://exhentai.org/g/917944/16e459215f/
>>27804805
Nah, 0 posts, just a level or two on that game and a couple viewed pics on g.ehentai in the meantime, but those come in naturally.
>>27804824
Sounds good to me.
Poor Rumble, he's the unofficial poster child for feminization and homosexuality.
>>27804837
I bet there's at least 5 people here who'd kill to be become him.
https://derpibooru.org/1190595
>>27804837
It's his fault for having a filly body.
>>27804867
unf teats
>>27804715
it says its removed yo
>>27804873
Would you take a drink?
>>27804681
>>27804702
we need a rule to protect our eyes from this shit.
Like ignore every Imgur link and just give attention to the derpibooru links.
After all, derpibooru don't allow CP.
>>27804901
But what does it taste like?
>>27804902
>derpibooru don't allow CP
Explain this then
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=foalcon&min_score=0
>>27804902
>After all, derpibooru don't allow CP.
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=satyr%2C+sex&min_score=0
Anons are fapping to their own children.
>>27804937
fillies aren't CP
>>27804960
>fillies aren't CP
I don't have that picture of Mayor Mare reading something then looking at you with disapproval so pretend I'm posting it
>>27804960
human fillies aren't CP
http://i.imgur.com/uIlBq3G.jpg
>>27804989
I just want Spoon, put the bitchy one to work in the sweatshop.
>>27804973
there you go my man
>this thread right now
>foalcon is cp
>unacceptable reee
KEK, really?
In mlpg of all places?
>>27805026
http://i.imgur.com/YyggXLl.jpg
I know, right?
>>27805026
This whole conversation is dumb so I'm going to go play video games.I wish these assholes would stop shooting off fireworks and save that shit for tomorrow
>>27805026
Yeah, with the kind of disgusting and horrific shit people discuss daily here they really have no room to talk.
>>27805044
Some people work tomorrow
there any loli/colt pics pls
>>27805108Check the loli tag on pbooru.But no.
I think my sexy/cute decipherer is broken. I can only find all loli art and pics cute.
>>27805108
just for you
http://imgur.com/a/A0O5f
>>27805044
it's 4th of July weekend
>>27805213
>Hornsucking, hornfucking, rimming, blowing and fucking.
Everything I needed at one place.
>>27805108
For some reason human children aren't allowed on derpi
But anthro children are
>>27805345
Don't forget Satyr, which is incest by this point.
>>27805345
Same thing on/trash/.
>>27805362
>tfw hiroshima didn't bring back /l/
>>27805384
/l/?
>>27805213
hey that's really good
>tfw no one to watch fireworks with
W-will you be there for me, MLPG?
>>27805401
I want to rimmy Shimmy's ginny
>>27805419
loli, retard.
>>27805436
*Glimmy
I meant Glimmy
Shit
>>27805427
For 2014, 2015, and 2016 the first thing I did each year was post on MLPG. I think I'll be around.
>>27805401
literally the cutest filly.
We need more fillies with glimmy mane style
>>27805345
>>27805362
derpibooru is hosted in france iirc, loli is banned because it's illegal there
anthro is allowed because if it isn't human it doesn't count as loli
4chan is in a similar situation, it's hosted in america where loli is illegal in a lot of states , and since 4chan already attracts the attention of the party vans relatively often, they don't want to take that risk
>>27805463
We need more mane styles, period.
The worst thing about background ponies back in S1-S3 is that they were just lazy palette swaps of a small bunch of ponies.
>>27805478
MUH FREEDOMS
>>27805488
Don't forget the convenient mini-skirt saddle things over the flanks so they didn't have to copy and paste cutie marks over and over.
>>27805505
Hey buddy those were cute
>>27805345
>>27805362
There's always pbooru.com.
>>27805566
I'm still waiting for a pony to wear one of these
>>27805566
No that one's fine. I'm thinking the zero effort ones from The Call of the Cutie.
>>27805488
I'd rather palette swaps than ugly fillies like the one you posted
>>27805612
That filly could turn you into paste.
>>27805631
lol no she doesn't even exist
>>27805669
You're playing a dangerous game, betting on if she'll ever not not exist.
>>27805669
Do you HAVE to bring up such a sensitive topic like that around us?
>>27805612
>ugly
>>27805699
Well she does "exist". They all "exist". You've just got to be flexible in your definition or standards.
>>27805478
>4chan is in a similar situation, it's hosted in america where loli is illegal in a lot of states , and since 4chan already attracts the attention of the party vans relatively often, they don't want to take that risk
Yet loli threads are allowed on /b/.It feels like a honeypot, to be honest.
>>27805699
She exist in another realm, but with someone else; someone more successful than you
>>27805770
^:(
>Why do you have a 'frogs' folder, Anon?
>>27805758
>It feels like a honeypot, to be honest.
of course it fucking is.
90% of the fuckos who are into "lolicon" also have IRL child abuse material hidden away on their computers. The FBI and NSA keep track of whoever's posting in those threads.
>>27805758
Maybe. Also probably because moderating /b/ is already a pain in the ass so they let almost anything slide as long as it isn't actual CP.
A board full of edgy normie shitposting and porn dumps with some loli mixed in is a lot less incriminating than having an entire board dedicated to explicit drawings of little girls.
>>27805850
...reasons.
>>27805850
but I don't
>>27805850
You'll never take me alive!
*deployspanties*
>>27805971
>not having a frogs folder
>>27805850
Because I want to ribbit your lily pad
>>27805850
His name is Pepe
And what's wrong with your neck?
>>27805994
deploy onto this.
>>27806071
I want to go on filly adventures
>>27806019
rainbow dash loves panties
>>27806115
But those are girl panties
>>27806102
But you're not a filly.
>>27806140
Not yet
>>27806115
I don't get this whole "Lesbian Rainbow Dash" thing, she's clearly Bi when Zephyr's around.
>>27806165
more like straight, you can see from her expressions how much he made her wet
>this ones about a special little someone with a hard shell but a big softy on the inside
>and she's got a sweet ass
>>27806165
It's clearly a canon ship now, anyone who can't see that is crazy and anti Zephyr
>>27806123
girl panties can be horse panties
>>27806189
But Tank's a boy
>>27806185
Especially when he cupped her baby maker.
>>27806189
Get off the stage, Lilith Fair.
>>27806205
It's metaphorical
Fillies wouldn't understand
>>27806224
Now that's a face I could cum onto!
>>27806239
Fuck you, buddy
>>27806246
I can't disagree with him, I would cum on a pony's face
>>27806264
>>27806264
Sweetie's face is so pale, you could cum on it and nobody would ever know.
>you will never play with the CMC
>>27806296
>they will never pick up bad language and bad habits from you
>>27806313
Stop trying to get the fillies to smoke
>>27806326
All the cool ponies are doing it.
>>27806376
Well those ponies are pretty cool
And totally fucking
>>27806313
Why does Scootaloo have a carry handle?
>>27806224
>we have had two (2) NEET episodes and an extra NEET
>the writers know enough about NEETS to create episodes around it
hahahaha joke's on them I am only being a NEET ironically hahahahaha...
>>27806433
We said the same about wanting to fuck horses
And here we are
Well, it's the Fourth of July where it matters. What are you lot doing for America Day?
>>27806561
gonna make some american food
>>27806561
I celebrated already
>>27806561
I'm not North American.
>>27806561
Baked some cookies tonight... probably gonna cook some turkey legs tomorrow.
And I'm going to do all of this on MLPG because I really like all your company andoh god I'm so alone
>>27806579
Happy pony dependence day
>>27806566
So you're either ordering out or throwing something in the microwave.
Atta' boy.
>>27806579
you're my pal
>"Silver hold still! I want to practice kissing boys, just work with me, okay?"
>>27806597
Leave spoon alone, Jabba.
Filly has been tempted by the dark side of the force.
>>27806610
She'll learn to like it
>>27806629
Filly is grounded for 1 week
>>27806644
>Filly is grounded
Please don't turn the fillies into hamburger meat
>>27806561
Waiting for Juno's insertion burn
So I feel like I'm n a weird spot. I love horse vagina, but I don't find it particularly erotic anymore. I actually saw a horse vagina earlier and thought to myself "why is this even porn?"
>>27806674
Yep, you're gay, might as well get used to making some 50 something posts about colts or princess dicks now.
>>27806691
It's not gay to like feminine mare-dicks
>>27806561
>supposed to rain
>fireworks canceled
>>27806718
KEEP IT ON HIM, VENKMAN
WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT TO BRING DOWN THE STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOW TARD
>>27806705
No such thing, dicks are masculine by definition.
>>27806561
Being happy I am not a yuropoor
Good night and happy freedom day mulpug
please don't burn the place down
>>27806843
That's really cute.
OH NO SWEETIE BELLE SET MLPG ON FIRE
>>27806879
Fillies can be dangerous.
>>27806879
WEE OOO WEE OOO, IN COMES THE MEATWAGON
AND THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS: "OH MY GOD"
NEW GUYS IN THE CORNER, PUKING HIS GUTS OUT: "HOAARRHHGKHASFJHAGJH"
All because you wanted to save a few extra pennies.
>Necromancer pony, straddling you: "Ith thith your fetith?"
>She's wearing fake vampire fangs.
>>27806898
Twist please go.
>>27806843
i like thing
fluttershy is especially adorable, I can imagine a similar scenario to the last nightmare night where her friends have to convince her to participate
>>27806898
>>27806905
it must be, necropony is dead THANKS NOBBY
>>27806866
FREEEEDOOOOOOM
Pony enters a world of pure terror as various explosions and distant reports rattle the house.
You find her in the bathroom, curled up into a trembling ball in your bathtub.
>>27806996
Light an m60 and toss it in and close the door
>>27806996
Turn up Saving Private Ryan and tell her to call me Captain Miller.
>>27807003
Please do not throw your machine guns around.
>>27807004
I don't understand why people would want to deprive themselves of the best self defense tool on the planet.
>>27807004
https://youtu.be/g080CNxRsiw
guns are fucking rad
>>27807066
Pony wants to watch hickok45
>>27806989
remove oc's
Have you ever noticed that all the ponies with fireworks-themed cutie marks don't have any fingers? Makes you think.
>>27807046
Instantly thought of this
Filly says what?
>>27807175
Stone Cold pls
>>27807046
>blessed with "draw the cutest ponies"
>curse: have diaper fetish
goddamn god.
have this dragon thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCIU0nnoa7I
pony really needs to breed
>>27807243
Poor Fluttershy. Life is hard when you only have hooves to pleasure yourself.
odds: draw
evens: beb
dubs: pone
>>27807255
SHOW ME YOUR BEST PONE
>>27807249
would you give her a handor even foals
>>27807082
this guy makes comfy vids
>>27807255
PONE LIBS
>>27807294
Yes.
Both.
>>27807310
How would a horse even eat ice cream
>>27807322
You'd hold it for her while she licks it.
>>27807325
That sounds like a lot of work
I'll just get a feed bag
>>27807331
You'd be a terrible husbando for your pregnant waifu.
>>27807346
You wouldn't strap a feed bag to your pony waifu?
That's horsist
>>27807046
>diaper transformation
What a wonderfully fucked up fetish to have.
Colt
WAKE UP
>>27807432
but I'm so comfortable...
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27807432
I have to golf in the morning, pony
Let me sleep
>>27807446
You can sleep when you're dead
>>27807464
I want to hard cuddle that pony while I sleep
>>27807249
>>27807458
>Golfing.
Heh, do you also wear the retarded costume you faggots wear?
>>27807471
WHY ARE SO MANY OF THESE MARES SO BREED HAPPY
>>27807486
I bet you're just a pony and jealous cause you can't golf
>>27807511
G-golf is dumb anyways.
>>27807500
It's their season anon
>>27807545
I am going to get my squirt gun and fill it with ice water.
>>27807569
dont dew dat
>>27807469
Why don't you beb with me? You can't stay up on energy drinks forever!
>>27807569
great
now theyre cold and horny
>>27807579
>>27807591
Get the fuck away, I have a water bottle.
Crystal Pony Tale on GDQ, everyone
>>27807617
>>27807622
>>27807617some guy donated 500$ to color a vidyagame pony
I weigh 310 pounds (i've converted from kilograms just for you), can I be a honorary American?
>>27807432
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
>>27807662GOOD JOB
>>27807682HORSEBUTTLOVIN
Goodnight MLPG
Is randumb watching SGDQ this year?
Has anyone gone through the revealed episode names yet to try and find something with a remote chance of involving Celestia?
>>27807795
oh man this is neat
>>27807617
>>27807795
I totally forgot SGDQ is this week
Filly has ruptured the Argent energy accumulator
Do you guys think that if the fandom got at least one decent platformer out, we could have a shot at GDQ?
After all, FiM was practically on EVO bar the fact it wasn't finished yet.
>>27807825
I've just given up hope in believing that our one true Goddess will ever actually get screen time ever again
It's still miserable, but less suffering
>>27807907
不名誉な
>>27807783
>you will never be a sleepy pony
>>27807874
it'd be neat to see anyway
>>27807874
I don't think they take fan games
>>27807924
Not with that attitude you won't.
>>27807994
I love Princess Diamond Tiara
>>27807931
Freedom Planet is in, though...
It's not official IP material, but still, I haven't been able to find any rules against it.
>>27807932
well, I guess I'm kind of sleepy already
that's like halfway there right
>>27805345
Depends. I've noticed that anthro with human feet has a high chance of getting deleted. Shit, I've seen hooved anthro get deleted.
>>27805362
Not quiet. The mods will delete MLP underaged anthro. I've seen it happen plenty of times.
>>27808029
>Not quiet
filly is way ahead of you
>>27808038
I feel like I already posted a sleepy time horse tonight but I didnt go to sleep.
the days are all blending together
>Monday morning
What're you all doing?
>>27808065
>Morning
It's past noon you horse. We're all at work.
>>27808068
>working
>on freedom day
>>27808070
Silly anon, Independence Day was 10 days ago.
>>27808065
Homework
MURRIKA
>>27808087
>>27808088
>that filly
I knew she has an abacus but the only name I can think of for her is Trigger Happy.
>>27808068
I'm not Burger, I was just guessing what time it is for you people.
>>27808098
It'spono clock
Fillies are so fillable.
Scrunchin
>>27808118
>>27808118
Boopin
>>27808128
>>27808129
THAT'S A HONK, NOT A BOOP
WPSHHin
>>27808141
I am going to wpshh the colt
balloon tits
>>27808145
Fuck off
>>27808147
t. faggot
>>27808147
what's the matter
prefer megacocks instead?
>>27808147
Don't respond to it.
Ah, pony slaying...knighthood's finest calling.
>>27808157
that is not what chivalrous knights do
>>27808140
A honk is just a big 'ol boop
>>27808065
shitting in a box
>>27808166
well then
black knight life it is
>>27808176
and what a short life it is
>>27808176
An excellent choice.
>Today is Sidewalk Egg Frying Day
For some of us, it might not be hot enough to do that.Or even sunny enough.
>>27808185
Do you really want it to be so hot you could fry eggs on the sidewalks?
>>27808185
>106F high
>29% humidity
please kill me
>>27808185
It's raining outside...
For the first time
In history
It's gonna start raining foals
>>27808194
boiled eggs
I woke up at a bad time again and now I want to talk about this pony and the things I would do to her
Tomorrow.
Dearie
>>27808239
>>27806006
...what was he planning to do to her armpit?
HAPPY JULY 4TH EVERYONE
>>27808252
Armpitjob
Didn't know blindbag-sized NMM exists.
Instabought.
>>27808255
I hate this Holiday
I hate this month
I hate fireworks
WAKE ME UP
>>27808260
>"why can't everybody hate this day like me"
Why is she so perfect?
>>27808342
She isn't perfect. But those imperfections are what make her such an endearing little cutie.
>>27808342
>rainbow trash
>perfect
almost got me
Is everyone enjoying burger explosion day?
Happy State Sponsored Explosives Day
>>27808452
Matbe i eat burger today in sympathy with burgerland's burgerdependence day.
>>27808465
Do it anon, eat the FREEDOM burger and settle in for tonight and watch Juno arrive at Jupiter!
Should be a rad day
>>27808472
Tonight burger time is too late
>>27808481
But SPACE anonymous!
SPACE!
I heard that America needs a monarchy.
Why not these two?
>>27808484
Has a criminally low pone density.
>>27808492
Because they're useless
END OF THREAD
END OF HORSE
>>27808493
Nonsense, there are a good number of space pones,. I have posted two of them already! It would be 3 now but >image limit
>>27808521
They are not in space.
>>27808527
Of course they aren't anonymous, they are ponies! Most telescopes aren't in space either
telescope butt.png goes here
>>27808532
And so it follows that space is 0pone.
>>27808544
Space is definitely pone, definitely so when I can actually post space horse images!
>>27808260
Sounds like you hate freedom son. And that's commie talk.