612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is storytimed here!
>>27764011
The mention of summer implies a few things, but the reality can oscillate quite a bit, even in Equestria alone. Even with pegasi working in tandem with nature and magic to shape the seasons, location is still going to factor into it. The Crystal Empire's up in chillier land kept clear by the Crystal Heart, so it's an outlier on its own, but from the sounds of it, there's other pony towns in cooler climes that are more subject to the surrounding environment. And then, of course, the other end has places like Appleloosa that probably don't see a whole lot of snow in the winter - at least, not outside the orchards. By and large, though, things should be noticeably warmer due to the time of year.
>>27791267
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Aug. 6th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27796853
>Aug. 6th
Nope, it's July 30th now.
>>27796815
>>27796853
>>27796875
WHAT
EXPLAIN THIS NOI
>>27796889
I want to breed the Apples to have lots and lots of more little Apples.
>>27796875I had actually changed that for moving but then my browser locked up and I forgot again
>>27796906
Check Zap2it
>spike
>>27796909
Please do not attempt to cross breed your apples by chopping off parts.
Filly called you senior
>>27796933
Filly don't like spike
a whole fucking month of no new pone.
>>27797028
Not a whole month! Only like 27 days.
>>27797028
Just proceed calmly to your hiatus shelter and wait it out as usual
and don't forget the snacks!
THOSE ARE IMPORTANT
>>27797059
>don't forget the snacks
Ok, one Celestia to go please.
Filly just beat your ass up how does that make you feel?
>>27797073
I feel like I'm going to cry
I already submitted to filly's will, why's she gotta be so mean
>>27797071
Do not consume the horses anonymous
bad anonymous
>>27797079
Childrens are mean
>>27796909
>>27797073
That's not a very difficult feat to achieve, filly.
>>27797080
Fine fine. Make that a Chrysalis to go then.
The shit-sluts have arrived!
>>27797105
I love sluts!
Especially giant ones!
>>27797105
Quick, kill them while they're both in the same place together.
>>27797105
I would like to befriend those two
>>27797133
Friends who are girls are the best.
the worst part of the pony is ________
Muslim
Fluttershy
>>27797088
raise them to be good parents
Filly actually has a crush on you
>>27797157
human
>>27797154
Sunset would probably be a really good friend too.
Twilight is easily good friend material considering she's the princess of friendship.
>>27797171
as long as filly doesn't squish me
Filly is doing THAT face again.
Filly bucks you in the butt and proposes to introduce tarrifs at an equal rate to competitors' currency devaluation so that filly treats are manufactured locally and at competitive prices
you have a sad filly in your lap
your mission is to cheer her upnonsexually
https://picarto.tv/Kl0ndikebar
Some dork is streaming doge
Filly is beautiful why can't you guys fucking see that?
Filly is scrunching at you.
>>27797267
hey, several of these aren't ponies at all
what the hell
>>27797267
that is a nice assortment of pones
>>27797267
6 is such a hoe
>>27797267
4th pone and 26th pone please
>>27797242
das some big nutz
https://e621.net/post/show/933650/2016-3mangos-anthro-anthrofied-blue_eyes-blush-bre
>>27797277
anon we are going to have to step outside
>>27797292
>3mangos
>anthro
>anthrofied
thank god that e621 always tells you the worst things first
>>27797301
Filly is voting for Trump.
>>27797243
Fillies can't be beautiful. They can be cute at most.
>>27797308
>twilight's mom
>bad
lel
>>27797317
PinkMILFs
>>27797292
But where's her cock?
Her big beautiful floppy mare cock+balls?
>>27797334
Pink Emperor
>>27796849
Stop.
>>27797334
where do she and her husband go so often that leave sweetie belle at home with rarity
>>27797346
Pink ponuts
>>27797329
I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN SETTLE THIS SCORE
>>27797349
If they're like my rich aunt and uncle, they're on a cruise ship 3 weeks a month.
>>27797352
>speed hump
It is not now, nor will it ever be 'time'.
You are disbarred from declaring that it is ever aforementioned 'time', and will cease all references of said 'time'.
>>27797349
I like to imagine they go on vacations a lot.
>>27797346Best princess
>>27797292
would
>>27797352
HONOR SHALL BE SATISFIED
var time = Date.now();
>The Ponies develop a new type of vehicle.
>Twilight says moves fast, and handles great, but they should work on the vibrations.
>Pinkie and Rainbow say they worked on the vibrations, and they think they got itjust right.
It is against the law to fraternize with the ponies!
>>27797460
I'll do more than that.
Princess sisters episode when?
>>27797470
>tfw you will never impregnate your waifu
>tfw you will never be there to hold her hoof as she gives birth
>tfw you will never raise your children together
Filly broke her leg you have to put her down I'm sorry
>>27797480
Not with that attitude.
Filly is counting your calories.
One at a time.
She has very good eyesight.
>>27797500
You can have whatever attitude you want, it won't make them real.
>>27797539
Not with that attitude.
>>27797502
Nice joke anon.
Did grandma send it to you on facebook?
>>27797561
I should start a facebook account under the name filly and make random, semi lewd comments on peoples' pages.
>>27797347
>>27797241
>Klondork
>talking
I've never heard him speak on the mic before holy shit
Oh man, she's beautiful.
>>27797659
Does she have permission from her brothers to post on this website?
I want to take my waifu shooting
BREAKING: Tragic hunting accident claims life of Princess Twilight
>>27797729
Reminder that you cannot cuddle the fillies.
>>27797729
I want to shoot my waifu.
>>27797743
would you take your children shooting?
>>27797761
why would you do that
>>27797761
with what?
>>27797754
Then I will cuddle a colt.
>>27797773stuff
>>27797779
But they don't exist either.
>>27797770
That's a weird looking arm.
>>27797770
Yes, I would. It's important to teach them how to do it correctly and safely.
It's very important to teach fillies how to filly correctly and safely.
>>27797795
Good
how long do you think you could last in princess celestia's incredibly hot, dripping wet, winking vagina, as she milks and strokes your length with her powerful, muscular vaginal walls, making you moan out loud involuntarily, so that you don't even need to thrust
>>27797830
24 seconds.
If Sunset Shimmer was a warden she'd be Sunset Slammer.
I don't know why I thought of that but I wanted to share it.
>>27797830
one Planck time
>>27797770
Of course I would. I learned to shoot at six, so will my children.
>>27797830
you made it sound like unbirth
https://www.amazon.com/Little-Friendship-Absolute-Discord-Booster/dp/B00XOLAXZY
Huh. Didn't know this exists.
>>27797875
Yeah it's a great game. Has a small community that's struggling a bit but it's super fun. I meet up with my group every Monday night to play. Most conventions have tournaments and the Continentals are at GenCon next month.
>>27797885
I want to learn
>>27797885
I was searching for the Guardians of Harmony Discord, found this.
Too bad I won't be able to play this, don't know anyone who would be interested here.
>>27797891
Well I don't have any good links that can teach you. The game's just a little too complicated to be able to teach without being with someone. The best you'll probably get is from the wiki: http://mlpccg.wikia.com/wiki/How_To_Play
Also, if you check out r/mlpccg there's lots of stuff there. That, and the IRC channel, are basically the hubs for the game.
>>27797875
I wish they had made it a co-op game like the lord of the rings LCG instead of a head to head competitive game.
It would have been more thematically appropriate.
>>27797939
...Stop making this much sense!
>>27797958
You can stop replying to yourself now, Anon.
I would like 3 fillies and a side of fries please.
>>27797848
I figure I could probably last a few days to a week the first time
then with a bit of practice maybe a month at a time
>>27797990
Here's your three fillies sir, a Nyx, Snowdrop and Anonfilly.
filly says she's actually 18 years old
How do I make money off of our degeneracy?
>>27797979
dude what
>>27797999
>>27798002
Like this, probably: http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Little-Pony-G4-FIM-Comic-Con-SDCC-Exclusive-Discord-and-Fluttershy-2-Pack-/272294713724
I'm really considering buying it...
>>27797990
How many weeks until next episode?
>>27798018
Damn I thought the gold rush for pony merch was over
>>27797990
That'll be $29.99 plus tip sir
>>27798029
Four.
>>27798032
Not if the merch in question is really good.
>>27798033
>free refills
WHERE IS THIS THEATRE
But can I refill the fillies?
>>27798048
Not without going to pony jail
>>27798059
Not that kind of refill.
>>27798064
I'm going to fill THAT filly.
>>27798059
If pony jail is anything like I imagine Equestria, it would be like summer camp
>>27798075
>If pony jail is anything like I imagine
Do tell.
>>27798075
It's just Tirek and you
I got gang cuddled in pony jail.
>>27798083
And the dog.
>>27798075
I want to WPSHH snooty musichorse
>>27798092
I once snitched on a pony inmate and they refused to talk to me for the whole day.
Fillies actually find humans adorable because of their small eyes and humanoid contexture.
I want to fondle this pony's teats.
>>27798187
>Applepaj
I want to massage this human's chest.
>>27798187
They're probably rubbed raw from the suit
>>27798082
>Be Anon
>Day 69 in pony Gulag
>the guard ponies have become increasingly confident in their abuse since the warden went on vacation
>Every day I have to sit through hours of screams from old mares to young colts, begging to stop the torture they've been forced to endure
>It's close to sunset. About the time the guards should be coming to your cell soon
>you hear what sounds like 3 sets of hoofsteps and a click of your cell lock
>you tuck your head into your knees and close your eyes
>you know what's coming
>You heard the burly guard pick up his usual box filled with the little terrors inside
>You've learned the guard gave it a nickname...
>The smotherer
>As you try to escape this world into your own little safe haven in your mind, you're sharply snapped back to reality as the sound of the heavy box is set gently beside you
>you hate when he does that. He knows the longer he takes, the more prolonged your "treatment" is
*click*
>you want to go home
*click*
>Just fucking do it already
>the final latch is thrust open and you're finally faced with the inevitable
>You can only watch in horror as you count about six of those awful things surround you and take their normal spot one by one, encroaching and uttering this awful noise you can faintly hear
>they're getting really good at this
>the guard sprints out of the room and quickly locks the cell again, but not before leaving the food latch open to he can watch this sickly treatment like some disturbing fetish movie
>they look up at you in unison, and begin
>all at once, they're upon you, nudging and purring and demanding attention
>all you wanted to do was finish your Daring Doo novel in peace
>you fucking hate cats
What's the point of being a Wonderbolt, anyways?
>>27798208
The "circus" part of "bread and circuses".
>>27798208
you get to do cool tricks in public
>>27798187
I want to pinch and tweak her nipples.
>>27798208
team orgies every tuesdays and thursdays
>>27798205
the horror
the horror
>>27798208
You get ponies like Rainbow Dash to worship you.
>>27798208
being able to show off in top horsey fashion
What's the point of being a filly?
>>27798267
You get to be a cum Dumpster without worrying about getting horsepreggers.
>>27798208
You'd get all the slutty pegasususes
>>27798254
I want to abuse filly Rainbow Dash's trust in the Wonderbolts to get her to do uncomfortable and erotic things for me
>>27798267
sometimes the waitlist for colt transformation is too long
>>27798267
Being the little girl but as a pony.
>>27798276
Please explain these in as much detail as possible.
>>27798205
Will Anon rehabilitate?
>>27798276
You're not alone there, mate.
>>27798295
>draw some 50 page comic
>nobody gives a fuck
>draw "shocking" shit to get popular
>nobody gives a fuck
did he killed himself?
>>27798072
boop
>>27798315
the fuck did you say to me
>>27798295
Someone needs to draw the fucking most important panel.
Nobby where the fuck are you faggot?
>>27798315
>>27798325
How come colorful mares don't do this to me? What's that colt got that I don't got?
>>27798309
I don't know who he is, but he has a $10/drawing on Patreon currently.
>>27798330
Step one, you must become an adorable stallion pony
Only after this may you proceed to step 2
>>27798323
I haven't seen a 'dude what' in a long time.
>>27798332
>$10
lel
>>27798313
Yeah I've got this 8 course dinner and no one to eat with. You in Starry?
>>27798344
There's literally one right here in this thread you dingus
>>27798341
Stallions a shit. I want to become the adorable mare.
>>27798325
Does this mean she's marked that stallion as her own?
But Wind rider is pretty sexy
have you rinsed your pone today?
>>27798362
Your opinion disqualifies you from ever getting to the later steps
>>27798368
Yes, at least for the time being
>>27798378
those mares have big dumb goofy grins
>>27798355
>Starry
man she has so many nicknames
What draw: filly edition!
>>27798383
it happens sometimes
especially when talking about stallions
>>27798388
TOOTSIE FLUTE FINDING LOVE
>>27798388
Apple filly.
>>27798388
Your favourite filly in a cute dress.
>>27798370
F I L T H Y
I
L
T
H
Y
>>27798388
"Terrible Filly Rape Scene"
>>27798388
draw this pls>>27798403
>>27798406
hmmmmm?
>>27798388
draw this pls>>27798407
>>27798388
celestifilly making laws
>>27798370
Is that piss?
>>27798416
SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywskNum815g
>>27798370
>>27798424
H-how did MLPG know I have a watersports fetish?
>>27798402
Who the fuck is tootsie flute?
>>27798435
The unicorn.
>>27798435
ancient name for this filly
Pony wants you to hit the hay.
>>27798422
>"Mom, you can't pass this law, it's not reasonable to apply a cakes & pie tax."
>'I can SO, and I just did! So nyah~, hey, stop!'
>"No, I'm erasing it."
>'I TRIPLE STAMPED IT, NO ERASIES!'
I wish Luna was my mom
>>27798388
N O I
doing radical filly tricks
>>27798486
Who?
>>27798422
>>27798518
I will protest this law to my death
>>27798518
I think it's time for a revolution.
>>27798525
I think it's time you sucked my dick!
>>27798529
anon that is lewd
>>27798533
I want to relax that stallion
>>27798453
How hard?
>>27798518
CELESTIA WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
>>27798573
Because she can't get any work done if Anon's booping her all day, every day.
>>27798549
of course you would anon
>>27796831
>heat
unf
>>27798549
yes
relax his asshole
>>27798402
>>27798403
>>27798404
>>27798410
>>27798443
By the power of supreme laziness, I give you a combo pic
>>27798676
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>27798676
I can get behind this laziness.
Please don't ship fillies from different generations.
>>27798676
You should draw the laziest filly.
Rainbow Dash.
>>27798733
Why not?
>>27798733
I'm going to ship Crystal Diamond Tiara with regular Diamond Tiara
>>27798733
I'm going to ship >>27798676 and you can't stop me
>>27798755
>crystal ponies, including fillies, were asleep for a thousand years
>legal filly
>>27798771
they're only legal when they're in cheerful crystal mode
if they get sad you're going to crystal prison
>>27798734
>>27798799
Thank you.
>>27798799
I just want to boop that belly
>>27798814
Too bad booping was outlawed.
>>27798790
>crystal filly purposely abuses this to get what she wants from Anon
Ponies are like sex.
If you're going to use a bridle you better know what you're doing.
>>27798799
that filly is too happy
>>27798861
Well she's busy being lazy, so it makes sense.
Rarity girlfriend experience
Train Stallion homo orgy experience
Applejack apple experience
Fluttershy shy experience
sometimes I wish the ponies had been designed to always wear clothes so that being naked meant something
seed catalogs
floral competition times
panic rooms
cheap panic rooms
how to build your own panic rooms
bunnies behind bars
badbunny
pretty dresses
>>27798941
ponies in clothing >>> naked ponies
>>27798954
Do ponies have reverse strip clubs?
I want to make Twilight sparkle.
>>27798995
Something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WivgqkE8Mp0Oh yeah they do
I want to make Macintosh big
>>27798954
they may be cute with clothes on but I need a good bare butt to get my rocks off, and the more indecent the better
Filly invited you over for "headpats and chill."
>>27799079
Can we watch tv too?
>>27799093
I mean, as long as it doesn't distract you from the head patting.
big titties: https://derpibooru.org/1192273
real big titties: https://derpibooru.org/1192164
>>27799100
Filly says no.
Filly.Filly.Filly.Filly.boop
Necromancer pony assumes human form and attempts to seduce you, realizing too late her terrible mistake.
She has a pouty expression for the rest of the week until the spell wears off.
>>27799137
She could just turn Anon into a pony.
>>27799137
oppai loli necropone
>>27799146
Too busy curled up in her cape on the couch eating ice cream.
Hey all, can I hit you up for some feedback on this track?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39518350/Luna%27s_Future_SKETCH1.mp3There's a lot I still need to add and adjust but I want to see what you all think of it so far first.
>>27799192
I liked the beginning with the way it led up to the main beat
>>27799192
so far I'm liking what I'm hearing, all the mix-up in it is really clicking with me
>>27799192
Breddy gud.
>>27799287
That filly is gonna get cold belly
Remember to wipe the fillies' bellies after they run around in the snow.
>>27799192
I don't think the low tones that start around :40 really work. I like the idea, maybe they just need to be a little more prominent? They're a little hard to pick out, it makes it feel kind of muddy.
I'm not sure I'm hearing it right, but it sounds like there are even quieter similar parts in the background that I can just barely pick out, and its mostly just distracting.
Maybe I just need better headphones.
Overall I like it a lot, particularly the way it picks up for the last 30 seconds. Have you considered starting the guitar up again for the last couple seconds? Eurobeat as a genre seems to like to do that little riff into fade out thing, but its always seemed a little dissatisfying to me after such an energetic song.
As usual, I don't actually know anything about music though.
>>27799192
What is your set for bronycon?
Also all this stuff just sounds good to me, hard to pick things out that could be tweaked.
CUDDLE TIME!
>>27799386
oh boy
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27799415
>going to bed as soon as it's cuddle time
lewd
Cuddle time is over
Begin boop time
>>27799234
Thank you. Is there anything I should work on with the main beat?
>>27799256
Glad you like it!
>>27799319
That's a good point. That harp is a placeholder for the vocals— and even then, they're not in enough of the song for me to keep them the way that they are. I'll be sure to trim those out in the final version. As for the ending, the song isn't currently as long as I intend for it to be.
>>27799384
Half an hour of basically just Discord, Luna, maybe a couple Touhou tunes, and a new track or two. Maybe I'll finish this track in time to perform it there.I haven't practiced it once yet. God help me.
>>27799423
>>27799426
But that's illegal!
>>27799386
the ponies must keep warm at night!
>>27799434
The main beat was catchy, my favorite part was just the build up to it
>>27799435
Yes!
YES!
...yes?
>>27799435
YES!
YES!
Wait..
>>27799467
>>27799509
>lifts up sheet
>>27799559
>Anon what are you doing here?
>>27799559
>>27799578
>waking up to being eaten out
>>27799578
>>27799582
oh god unf, that wasn't what I had in mindis it weird that I'd rather use my mouth on luna than my dick
Why haven't you redeemed Lightning Dust yet?
>>27799594
You just want to taste her moon pie
>>27799602
shut up pinkie
>>27799610
>But don't you wanna know what its like? I know all about it!
>>27799442
Rarijack is canon ship, spike can go suck a dragon dick.
>>27799623
yeah, as canon as rarity failing in business
>>27799660
What a good pony taking her hooves off the table
>>27799671
What do you think her breath smells like?
>>27799681
Rainbows and petrichor
>>27799671
PONY PONY STRONG AND ABLE
GET YOUR HOOVIES OF THE TABLE
>>27799681
Cheetoes, Mountain Dew, and pizza
>>27799622
>pinkie knows about all the filthy things you want to do to all the other ponies
>she occasionally almost blurts something out in the middle of conversation and you have to shut her up
>>27799717
>Thanks for the book Twilight. If you ever need anything let me know.
>Oh I know what you can HELP her with!
>Shut up Pinkie.
>>27799749
>You both say it at the same time.
>Twilight is beet red.
>>27799717
>all the other ponies
>not Pinkie
>she's really peeved about it too
I can't wait to find out what today is!
>>27799812
It's Sunday, Independence Day Eve!
at what point is chest pain a problem
>>27799814
Is there something for nations older than 250 years as well?
>>27799795
>seriously, what's the difference between my tushie and twilight's? how come you don't want to "slam your tongue i-"
>pinkie NO
>>27799623
this season confirmed Spimmer and Zephyrdash as canon pairings
>>27799825
UK Independence Day will probably be June 23rd next year.
>>27799834
Anon please the world is not just England and their colonies
>>27799825
Pride Day
>>27799823
when it is permanent I would assume
>>27799842
We beg to differ
>>27799842
Sure, but those are just the places anyone cares about.
Why do I keep waking up at shitty times?
>>27799865
Becauseevery time is a shitty time
>>27799866
I almost forgot
>>27799866
Not this timehttp://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27799877
That is the one exception indeed
>>27799877
What if I want to touch Celestia?
>>27799889
You'll be touching each otherat the same time
>>27799908
Pinkie you're drunk.
I love her lots.
>>27799931
what is that creature
>>27799935
A pony
>>27799931
Jesus where is the rest of her anatomy
>>27799945
Around
>>27799937
Is it friendly?
>>27799950
What does this even mean
All Japanese should be executed.
>>27799952
yes
>>27799952
A little too friendly
>>27799955
>>27799959
What if I already love her
>>27799969Love her husband too.
>>27799972Already do
>>27799977
Then all's clear.
Well done, anon!
>>27799964
What an ugly pony!
>what do you mean you'll use them as handlebars?
>>27799964
Touch
>>27799990
>>27799999
Give them a good yank
>>27799999
I'd rather use these handle bars.
>>27800023
I like this pony
>>27800023
I would like a cute green hippie girlfriend with her own theme music.
>>27800025
You ARE this pone, fampay
>>27800030
I'm gonnaget highandfuck stallions
>>27799999
I'll steer you towards getting the hell out of my house
>>27800033Casually in public?
>>27800038relaxedlyandin nature
>>27800045
someone call pony 911
I think Luna's having a stroke
>>27800042That's even better
Meanwhile in alternate MLPG
>>27800062
>AJ smokingunf
>>27798323
what makes you think I'd want to drawar whis
>>27800045
I wanna fuck that princess.
>>27800069
instead of drawing that awful thing, you should draw Flower Fondler being a good, cute pony
>>27800073
wait
who
>>27800076
you know
Leaf Lover
>>27800076
You know, Evergreen Embrace.
>>27800076
You know, Tree Embrace
>>27800077
>>27800078
oh shit
ohh shtit
i forgot
>>27800056
>anon 'reading' porn
>>27800080
You should draw her cuddling a pony whose special tallent is trees.
>>27800086
How would Maud react to a WPSHH?
>>27800119
"..."
or she'ddestroy your spine
>>27800119
Ask for more?
>>27800119
Maud was never good
>>27800142
because she's always been great!
>>27800142
She's fantastic.
>>27800142
Because she was always perfect
>>27800130
>You really like my featureless crotch.
>>27800158
>Me and Boulder
*Boulder and I
I don't like Maud Pie.
>>27800165
okay
>>27800160
Pretty sure it should be "me".
"Would you like to X with I/he/she?" feels wrong.
>>27800167
>Maud says as she turns and walks away head low
>>27800169
>tail still vigorously flagged
>>27798075
Except we've seen their jails and they are distinctively medieval.
>>27800176
and whatever the hell this is
>>27800176
Nobody except Faust actually pays attention to S1, Anon.
>>27800182
Well, that's ancient mythological kind of jail which we can only assume is used on all the mythological dissidents.
Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных
Cплoтилa нaвeки Beликaя Pycь.
Дa здpaвcтвyeт coздaнный вoлeй нapoдoв
Eдиный, мoгyчий Кoнный coюз!
>>27800196
>>27800196
Fuck your sojuz you panslavistic gommunist cunt we're all much better off without you
>>27800213
FUCK YOU CAPITALIST PIG-DOG
blyat
>>27800216
1989 best year of my life
>>27800196
>>27800203
>>27800213
>>27800216
We need more Mirage tanks for this one.
does anyone here actually speak Russian
>>27800230
No, but I have a surprising amount of Russian pony images.
>>27800230
About as much as you can speak Japan.
I can read and infer the meaning of what they're saying or form some basic sentences but not much else.
We must have at least one Russian anon in here, though.
>>27800230
I'm a slav, I naturally understand Russian. Can't speak much aside from пoшeл нa хyй плдop and other swears.
>>27800248
Japanese*
>Today is Stay Out of the Sun Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6l1OPBQbls
I found this
>>27800230
Me, but I hate this language of dirty savage occupants.
>>27800254
>It rained in the morning.
>Glorious 25 degrees outsie
>Chill wind blowing.
>>27800264
>cloudy as fuck
>only 20 Celsiuses
this isn't fun I bought cider and everything I wanted to relax in the sun
Anyone remembers mlp 3rd person adventure game? Kinda looks like zelda, I can't recall the title
>>27800196
Is whoever is doing that game planning to add more than just ponies walking around?
>>27800282
>Anyone remembers mlp 3rd person adventure game?
There's that platformer called Horse Game from Equidev.
Then there's that action RPG by some guys about Celestia and Luna called Ambient Prologue.
Finally there is an FPS/RPG in the form of Fallout Equestria by Overmare.
Is it one of those?
>>27800213
Иди в пиздy cyкa Блядь
>>27800230
We did have a few Russians back then, like Lenich, RuBro and Kein.
No idea if any of them are left though
>>27800295
It just occured to me that Giygas is similar in design to the hammer and sickle.
Do you think they'll reference the fandom a lot with the upcoming episode?
>>27800333
I'm sort of afraid the hater of Daring will be a metaphor for the fandom and it worries me a little
>>27800336
I welcome Nyx
>>27800293
No, but thanks for the help. In the game that comes to my mind, you can control a sword with your magic, break crates, discover the world and kill enemies, it's basically a slasher like zelda
>>27800336
At least it's not a carton cliché episode.
Still, I'd rather watch MLP than get some silly commentary on what I should and should not do with the authors whom I've never interacted with.
>>27800343
That's pretty much exactly Horse Game.
Are you sure it's not that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr7xNfLxA3k
>>27800333
There is a lot of fan service in 5-6 seasons, I won't be surprised
>>27800348
Which episode is that from?
>>27800354
My vague guess says it is Princess Spike.
>>27800354
boku no spikeo
>>27800347
Yeah, pretty much like it, thanks. I misunderstood you, google gives pretty cringe examples for "horse game" request. Gonna try that
>>27800357
That's what I was thinking, but I'd usually remember something like that
>>27800354
S05E09
no fuck off twilight, you're not getting belly rubs
>>27800386
Just for that, I'm giving her all the belly rubs.
>>27800391
Why give Twilight belly rubs when you could give them to Rainbow Dash?
>>27800399
Because she's not a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>27800254
I can manage that!
T U F T Y
>>27800407
don't be rude
>>27800443
I want to touch that tuft
Why haven't you found a pet yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Uj9mlR4UM
>>27800475
A FUCKING TURTLE
>>27800483
*TORTOISE
>>27800482
it's a good day to be a fan of horse shows
>>27800486
Tank is a cool guy.
>>27800515
Did someone say COOL GUY?
>>27797059
>not having rations stocked up already in the hiatus shelters
fucking pleb
>>27800517
>>27800525
look at that totally chill dude
>>27800482
Luna's a big mare
>>27800532
>rare footage of a female Noi closing in on its unsuspecting prey
>>27800254
But that's every day for me.
>>27800551
oh anon
WAKE UP!!!!
>>27800539
>>27800597
no
>>27800525
Why is this drawfag always using like worst brushes ever?
>>27800601
I will smooch this horse
Ponies are like whore but pure
>>27800634
Horses are indeed for smooching
just do not wake horse up
>>27800653
wake the horse up
>>27800675
Do not wake the stallion pones for it is rude
>Dozens of sad, cold, bloated fillies sat in their tube houses, many close to bursting from lack of bowel movements, the anal plugs stuffed haplessly into their asses requiring application of a solvent to release from the ponies' shitters. Some had managed to dislodge the plugs with enough effort, though with a great deal of agony and in most cases, horrible rectal trauma. A shockingly large number of the canned ponies lay dead in the only place they ever knew, the first thing they ever saw, the only thing they ever experienced being entombmed from birth and allowed to either starve to death or fall victim to septic shock from fecal blockage, or from ruptured innards.
UNFFFFFFFFFFF
>>27800685
do you have brain damage, anon?
>>27800407
Why would you give belly rubs to a piece of shit? I agree Twilight is an awful character. The biggest fucking disappointment of the show.
>>27800689
Don't respond to him
>>27800176
That was the Diamond Dog jail.
>>27800182
That is Tartarus
I doubt they send ponies who committed a misdemeanor to a literal eternity of hell.
>>27800689
no, but i wish to
every time i fap, i smash my head against the wall so i can finally lose my evil human prudeness and lose myself to the pleasure
>>27800698
>That was the Diamond Dog jail.
look at the filename bro
>>27800698
It's from Green is not your colour, anon.
>>27800730
>>27800698
No what the fuck am i smoking.
From A bird in the hoof*
>>27800706
hot
>>27800348
who is that supposed to be?
I hate this world and everything in it! It's disgusting! It reeks! I can hardly breathe! The flowers. The trees. The earth. The water. The birds. The villages. The towns. The mountains. But what makes me absolutely sick is the people here!
You blindly put yourselves at the center of the universe, every last one of you. Envious! Malicious! And even after all that you still think you're in the right! Jealousy. Hatred. Arrogance. Betrayal. Insolence. Deception. Those are the true natures of human beings! You're sickening. Even thinking about it now makes me physically ill! You're all hypocritical fakes! Every last one of you: useless.
And that's why I've decided to kill you all.
>>27800860
I'm sorry
>>27800860
Is it gonna h u r t?
>>27800801
i don't know. is it this guy?
>I want to be a princess someday!
>>27800915
Why wait?
>>27800990
rip
>>27800990
>>27801000
She never saw it coming
>>27801000
>>27801014
Fillies are cruel.
>Hey anon! I heard you gave Rarity a really nice creampie last night? Can I have one too?
>>27801023
Unfortunately, I'm out of those.
>>27801023
You must have the wrong anon.
I'd be more than happy to give one, though.
>>27801036
give YOU one*
>>27801043
I am afraid you are going to need to download more megahertz first filly
>>27801043
>gay sex
Yeah, that's mlpg to the letter.
>>27801043
I'm going to hack the filly
>>27801059
>gay sex with collars on
>>27801013
hasn't cherry berry had a hard enough life?
>>27801081hats
I have downloaded the filly.
>>27801081
are you implying something anonymous
>>27801136
I am
Who is this filly everyone likes to talk about and why is she so popular?
>>27801144
I knew it
Is the guy who is running stram.horse here?
Filly changed the Google language to Japanese and is now having fun with the voice recognition.
>>27801153
A filly has no name.
>>27801153
>>27801153
...........
I've been through the desert on a filly with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain
After much thought and consideration I have determined that it is time to post this horse.
>>27801367
He's a good horse
>>27801367
Qualityhorse
>>27801372
He is, even when the artist forgets his wings
>>27801399
>rumblE
>thunderlanE
>flitteR
>cloudchaseR
Not every ponies are nice
>>27801428
all*
>>27801424
You have mistaken that pony for his brother anonymous
>>27801448
They both are.
Colts are like dogs.
The changelings are ready for their beach episode!
I hope they introduce new villain instead of reusing Chrysalis
>>27801486
Why not both?
>>27801486
>Chrysalis'mom
>>27801467
Oh?
>>27801497
Why is Rumble so filly-like?
>>27801517
He is an improvement of the filly.
>>27801491
>Chrysalis'sexiersister
Why don't more people use /w/?
>denying a colt a future family with the gay
truly homos are the most evil people
>>27801531
I never bother with non-stock wallpapers, for one.
>>27801537
I meant as a whole.
The entire site is chock-full of wallpaper threads yet the board designated for them is more dead than the thread ATM.
>>27801532
I wouldn't make a colt gay against his will.
I'm merely hoping he is of his own accord.
Do you think Gummy is a good character?
>>27801568
>What is life?
Of course, that nigga-tor is Hamlet-tier.
>>27801557
Can this become canon?
>>27801574
Just for the sake of pissing someone off.
>>27801574
>pegasus x unicorn
New horse where?
>>27801602
And they will have alicorn baby.
>>27801602
>not magically milking your pegasus' uropygial gland
2/10 its the best i can do
>>27801611
detox
>>27801614
Uh oh.
>>27801633
She wouldn't be drunk horse without the alcohol, though.
>>27801651
she needs time to recharge
>>27801664
what the fuck was his problem?
>>27801664
Well done filly well done...
HOWEVER
>>27801676
Maybe he hated fillies.
>>27801706
Litreally impossible
Last apple.
>>27801724
>>27801724
My Little Changeling, My Little Changeling...bzz bzz BZZ BZZZZ
>>27801706
So literally satan?
I smell new horse a comin'...
new horse where?
>Mare Bay
>>27801789
>>27801789
>>27801789
Another sunny day.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Moondancer