Read me this book next!

I can only read pictures.

>>27781105
>Don't even read the book
"Boo."
>"Eep!"
"BOO."
>*Whimper*
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!"
>She's shaking under the covers
"All the books at the local library have been checked out."
>[screaming filly noises]

>>27781105
Not even lying bro, those scared the shit out of me as a kid.
Can't we look through a farside anthology or garfield?

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>>27781105
>"Go aw- Ay you ,pieeece of sh -it"
(Try to write how its sounds in YTP's)

>>27781114
Oh, there's a lot of pictures.

>>27781105
Can someone tell me some short of it? Im courious.

>>27781105
>There was once a green ape with no friends
>He lived in his parent's basement
>Instead of trying to make friends, he pleasured himself to underage ponies while his mother made hot pockets
>One day, he saw a bright light
>The next thing he knew he found himself in Ponyville
>He creeps around every night
>Wreaking of a gooey cheese hot pocket
>Looking for fillies to nab
>And do you know what his favorite color is?

>PURPLE

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Did they spook you?

>>27781105
Once upon a time, a skeleton popped out

Good night, bookhorse

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>>27781184

>>27781105
Can someone shop this so the book is SICP?

>>27781214
Yeah, and I bought them again later on to relive it. Not as creepy but still eerie, which certainly says something.

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Keeping it pony related.

>>27781158
It's a series of books that are just collections of generic scary stories.
The only one I remember specifically is the one where the girl is playing hide and seek with her friends and crawls into a trunk in the attic and nobody ever finds her and she dies.
Also sometimes the art style makes things like blood/dismemberment look even scarier than real life

>>27781293
Did she stuck inside? Or she was just autistic and rather starved than loose the game

>>27781158
Don't bother reading the stories, just do an image search and check out the illustrations or don't you might regret a few of them

>>27781214
Man, that brings back some memories. I use to borrow those from my library all the time. It's been over 20 years ago, but I still remember that baseball in heaven one and the big toe soup one.

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>>27781105
>You look down at the excited filly waving her chosen story up at you.
>Staring at it for a moment, you sigh.
"Twilight."
>"Yes Anon?"
>Twily bats her big purple eyes in an attempt to look cute.
>It's sweet, but not diabetus inducing.
"I can't read you that book."
>"Why not?"
"Because."
>Beginning to pout, Twilight scowls up at you.
>"Because it's scary?"
"Yes, but no."
>"Because you can't read in the dark?"
"Also correct, but no."
>Puffing out her cheeks, the purple filly puts on an extra dose of whining.
>"Well then why?"
"Twilight, that's very clearly an audiobook."
>You pop open the case and show her the cassettes on the inside.
"I can't read you an audiobook."
>As Purple Pony considers that, you sigh again.
>Sometimes Twilight makes you reconsider this whole babysitting gig.
>Getting paid in carrots ain't really worth it.

>>27781293
HELLO YES YOU HAVE SPIDERS IN YOUR FACE NOW
Jesus fuck that terrified me.

>>27781276
she's got mad bush famm

>>27781214
High Beams needs to be rewritten. I fucking loved that one.

>>27781322
Right, she got stuck and nobody looked for her in the attic, so nobody heard her screams
I haven't read any in 10+ years, but if I remember correctly, that story was written in first person point of view, which makes no sense. If she died in the trunk, how'd she tell the story?

>>27781222
I will deliver a little more for those trips

>The fully terrified filly is hiding under her blanket, terrified of this literary monster
>"A-anon, the Green Man won't get me right?"
"Of course not, Twi"
>Learning Twilight was color blind is going to turn out to be the best day of your life
>You put a hand on her head, still covered by the blanket, to give pet her and possible soothe
"It'll be okay Twilight, he isn't real"
>"Promise"
"Promise. Feeling better?"
>You pull the blanket off of her to notice that the story made her start crying a little.
>After wiping the tears away, you're face to face with her and you look into her eyes
>silence.wav
"Goodnight, faggot"
>You 360 and walk right out of her bedroom

>>27781438
The scarecrow one where the guys are fucking with it and then it comes to life to stalk and murder one of them fucked my head.
>tfw lucky enough to have The Scary Stories Treasury.

>>27781276
>The Cutie Mark for starvation is nothing
Who knew.

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There was a website that made animated gifs of all the pictures. I saw it once and nopped the hell out.

>>27781411
>Not enjoying babysitting adorable Twily

Now that's a spooky tale.

>>27782205
if you remember the name of the website please share

>>27781545
Is that the one where the guy tries to warn the woman of the killer in her backseat?
Also that might be the only time I've used spoiler text for it's intended purpose

>>27782408
>babysitting a filly who can turn you into a potted plant whenever she feels like
I have no limbs, and I must leaf

>>27781927
The art style for those books is probably spookier than the stories now, though.

>>27783976
It was.
Thinking on it now, it seems like the guy sitting in the backseat was on a suicide mission to kill this woman.
If it could be rewritten to where it was like this man and women used to date, and they had a rather bitter breakup, which he took very poorly, and she took just fine and didn't think much of it, which lead to those events.
Nothing fucking scares me more than a psychopath who seeks revenge on someone.

>>27781411
It's all worth it unless you're retarded. Getting paid in carrots makes it an even better deal.

>>27782408
Agreed.

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>>27784002
>>27784241
this wasn't worth carlos' time

>>27784204
A man cannot survive on carrots alone, regardless of how much they may or may not love you.

Additionally, Twidim a shit.

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>>27781348
I did that image search

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>>27784532
You've got to be fucking kidding me.

>>27784532
It's not that bad. You just only need a trashbag to the head.

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>>27784532

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>>27784532

ill read you my favourite book, Mein Kampf.

>>27781105
Shut the fuck up horse.

>>27784532
this is one of the "but the face" cases

>>27781105
ok

>>27784532
>no hooves
still a better body than average hoo man