Claim your waifu

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>>27767003
Claiming Sunbutt.

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claiming rarity

Everything is horrible.
The whole world is doomed.
We're all gonna die.
Your waifu isn't real.

>>27767021
So what? Doesn't mean I can't have fun whilst I'm here. The ride brings me joy. My waifu might not be real, but she still makes me happy.

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FUCKING CLAIMED

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trixie is my waifu, she is beautiful

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>>27767003
Claiming best human.

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Claiming Harshwhinny

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>>27767003

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Mine

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>>27767003
OP just posted ponk but did not claim her. All mine.

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>>27767094
You're disobeying the rules, mobilefag. Fuck outta here. Implied claims are still claims unless I say otherwise.

>>27767103
>Implied claims are still claims
that is always the exact opposite of the truth in waifu claiming threads and furthermore the OP is never allowed to claim in the threads first.

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>>27767003
STeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeall!

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Since my waifu has already been claimed, I will be claiming both of my backup waifus, Rarity and Rainbow Dash, who are not in any way alternate versions of their canon selves.

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CLAIMED

>>27767123
Oh yeah, and I'm also stealing them without trips

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>>27767118
>literally inventing your own rules for a thread you didn't make
Quit being salty that your waifu was claimed first, retard.
>>27767120
Not even close.

>>27767140
I think he was talking about the usual rules for a waifu claim thread.

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>>27767003
I'll take her

>>27767140
>your own rule
those are standard waifu claiming rules newfag.
i claimed rarara fair and square btw.

>>27767140
I'm embarrassed to share a waifu with you, OP.
Fgt.

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Claiming book horse

>>27767139
Orignial claimer of Dashie here. You wanna fite m8?

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Stealing Rainbow Dash with those trips

>>27767147
>>27767145
They may be the standard rules, but they aren't the rules of this thread. Other standard rules are that dubs can steal a waifu, and those were revoked here too. This thread clearly has different rules, which is why I stated them.

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Mine

>>27767181
by that logic the fact that anyone has a waifu at all is an implied claim and the thread was made redundant as soon as you conceived these ridiculous rules.

>>27767181
You stated them after that guy claimed Pinkie. They weren't in the OP post. That makes it look like you're changing the rules to benefit yourself so you can have Pinkie. Now maybe you INTENDED for those to be the rules, but you never said it.

Waifu with more care next time.

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Mine

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>>27767193
He can claim her if he gets trips. I thought I wouldn't need to make it obvious I was claiming a horse, but apparently you need to be technical about everything here.

>>27767170
I endorse this Anon's theft despite his blatant lack of trips.

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mine

>>27767003
I have one thousand backup waifus.
Come at us.

>>27767188
That's not the same logic at all. If they post ITT a picture of their waifu but don't specify a claim, then it'll still count.

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I claim rule 63 version of Bubble Berry

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>>27767003
Edgiest edge horse. Dem hips nigga.

>>27767225
Damn, I wish I had thought of that. Clever, anon.

>>27767225
I kekked.

>>27767021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RVS8cjNN0

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>>27767225
This is fine.

>>27767251
You are not.

I claim ponk. Totally different than pinkie.

>>27767257
Wow, so ebin. You sure showed me.

>>27767170
>>27767215
I'll fight you both

>>27767273
What can I say? He posted the better picture. He EARNED that Dashie.

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>>27767269
There is a degree of irony with your post in relation to this thread, that is hilarious.
Get fucked OP, and fuck your shitty thread.
I claim 2 million waifus all over the galaxy.

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>>27767285
Damn, this anon has a lot of fucking waifus!

>>27767283
No he didn't, he posted lewdity, if that is what is valued here then I choose to leave.

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>>27767285
you heard the man, shitposting is now more important than thread integrity.

post images of your waifu, WITH 60S SPIDER-MAN!

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>>27767030

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Claiming Bon Bon/Sweetie Drops

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Comfy mine

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>>27767303
Right away!

>>27767303
>Op acts like a total cunt
>WHY DON'T YOU SUCK IT UP AND LET ME FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>>27767137

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>>27767321

This is the best waifu thread I've seen in a long time. I wish I had some spiderman to post.

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>>27767003
>>27767094
>>27767103
>>27767120
>>27767140
>>27767225
>>27767251
>>27767285
>>27767295
>>27767319

>>27767330
Fuck you too, faggot.

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>nobody claimed AJ

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>harshwhiny, flurry hearts, and some random filly went before fluttershy

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>>27767352
I'm claiming Applejack. Right here right now.

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>>27767372
He wants to fight over the background horse

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>>27767376
That background horse is my waifu.

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Claiming Ember.

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>>27767303

>>27767026

>current year
>wasting time trying to be happy instead of rich

The fuck is wrong with you?

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>>27767415
You can be rich, but that won't fill the void you have inside.

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Claiming Chryssie

>>27767440

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

>>27767440

Money makes the world go round.
Happiness is a meaningless, unproductive waste of time.

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Don't judge

>>27767537
>For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul?

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>>27767542
I will fucking judge you for wanting to rape a retard!

>>27767547

Soul? Oh, another imaginary construct.

When you die, you will simply cease to exist.
You don't go to Equestria in the afterlife.
There is no afterlife.

>>27767554
Sure, whatever you say buddy.
I already saw the otherside, and everybody there waiting.
But of course you see nothing, because that's what you deserve currently, the void.

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Claiming Spitfire

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FLUUTEEEERS

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Attempting to steal

>>27767632
I see three sevens in that post. Congratulations, anon!

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stealing Lyra

>>27767644
trying again

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>>27767640

>>27767656
ONE MORE TIME
GOING FOR THE LYRA

>>27767669
This is stupid

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>>27767551
No rape.
Sweet sweet consummating sexuals.
That's what derpy is for.
Oh my god you have no idea.

Your waifu still isn't real.
These threads are stupid.

>>27767920
You will die bitter and alone.
You are stupid.

>>27767931

This thread is nothing more than a /b/-tier get thread in fancy dress. Tulpas go to >>>/trash/

>>27767965
You will STILL die bitter and alone. Go to >>>/adv/ on how to kill yourself sooner.

>>27767989

Mad much?

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Apple Bloom is my waifu. Any age or species is fine by me, if it's her.

>>27768016
I don't know are you?

>>27768038

>I know you are but what am I

Your underage is showing.

>>27768046
Don't you think yours is? You come into a waifu thread with people who already know what kind of life they want and what kind of qualities they admire out of a partner. Then you spout your bitter attitude about how being an indecisive cuck who doesn't even know what he wants, just so everyone can be bitter little cocks like you. Now tell me again who died and made you commissioner of knowing anything about what is to have a waifu when you can't even grasp the concept yourself.

>>27768108

Your impotent rage amuses me. Is there any more?

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Thread status: pic related

>waifu claim thread
Highest form of autism.

>>27769338

>not saging the cancer

Now you done fucked up, dipshit.

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Claiming S6 Starlight

>>27769382

>namefagging
>posting in a waifu thread

Your waifu isn't real and you are a puff of fart gas.

>>27769692

Okay

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I.W.T.C.I.A
Can U guess it what it means?

Stop bumping the fucking cancer.
Let it die.

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>>27767186
Damn it, you got the superior S5 version.

I guess I'll take Filly Glimmer and replicate a S5 one that won't be tainted be talentless hacks.

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Claiming Cloudchaser

>>27770382
Make an interesting thread or shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

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>>27770382
bump page 9 save

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>>27767003
>claiming my waifu in the op
well fuck you too, steal roll

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>>27767197
>>27767003

STEALING

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just in time

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Pinkamena
And my backup waifu, Flutter butter

>>27771833
You've broken the rules, anon. You can't break the rules.

>>27767197
Stealing Luna

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>>27771848
Sorry couldn't hear you with so much horse shit coming out of your mouth.

>>27771833
>Backup waifu
You are what's wrong with the world.

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>>27771833
Read the rules.

>>27771892
What's he going to do if the character his waifu is based on gets a possible romantic interest? Still love her? Don't be silly.

>>27772459
>>27771892
see
>>27771876

>>27767015
Trips for the steal pls

>>27772557
God damn it

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Fuck ok.
Claiming waifu.
please don't hate me for being honest

>>27772566
STOP TOYING WITH ME UNIVERSE

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Claimed because I saw her in equestria shills

>>27770382
K

Whoops