Octavia is a britbong

>my headcanon is a fact

EqG isn't canon, btw

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And OP is a, a Nigga lovin' Jew.

>>27764663
Donkey

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This only makes me love her more

>>27764708
Then you just made a contradiction with yourself. Stop shoving it into everyone's face, faggot.

>>27764663
T W O
B R E X I T S

I want Octavia to shout British speak at me as I stick my bellend in her arse

>>27764663
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>27764753
TOPKEK
BTFO DONKEY

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>>27764793
>O FAK YAH M8
>YOU A DIRTY LIL BLOKE AINT YA

>>27764725

Her posh accent gives me funny feelings in my pee-pee.

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>>27764832
It's called an erection innit m8

>>27764663
I want to fuss Octavia's hair

>>27764901
I want to fuck Octavia's hair

>>27764753
DELET THIS

>>27764663
She is also flatmates with a mute.
Any other shocking revelations?

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>>27764935
I want to
/
Hold her hand

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>>27764849
Better.

>>27764663
i miss the chavtavia threads

>>27765002
I want to eat her sandwhich

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>>27764849
>You hook up with Octy
>Sexy lewd fun is had by all
>two days later, you feel an itchy feeling in your weenis.
>IT_BURNS.jpg
>Octy shows up on your doorstep with a sheepish grin an an apology
TFW: you find out you both have the horse-clap

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>>27765020
Don't we all?
I thought that's what /mlp/ was all about.

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>>27765064
Doesn't matter, had sex

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>>27765071
>"Oi Anon! Where's muh sandvich?"
"You mean THIS Sandwhich?"
>"Thats my fakkin Sandvich m8!"
"You want this Sandwhich?"
>"I want it!"
"You want this Sandwhich?"
>"I want it!"

>>27764935
>Sunset uses her magic to cause Octavia's hair to tighten around your cock, and also links her hairs to her neuron system, causing Octavia to feel stimulation similar to usual vaginal penetration
>you can now fuss and fuck her hair, causing her great amounts of pleasure

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>>27765111

#YOLOSWAG

>>27764995
YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE! THERE IS A REASON WE SAY
>No Hooves
BECAUSE OF DEGENERATES LIKE YOU!

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>>27765010

>>27765517
Fuck i was in that thread
Where does the time go

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>>27766152

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>>27766585
sting instruments, muh fetish.

>>27765002
>Even liking futa

Ew

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>>27766607
>he doesnt want marecock

>>27764663
>>27765127
>The real EQG design managing to defy my expectations in how much worse it would be.
As expected as it was, the degree of how much worse it was really surprised me.

>>27764708
DYEWTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ5fxOer4p4

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>>27766705

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>>27766728
I kinda agree with him, the only way the movie design is superior is the lack of terrible boot calves. the colors are bad and her head looks dented.

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>>27766749
How dare you say such things to this qt chav?

>>27766728
>>27766773
>Black Johnny Bravo pompadore
>Ridiculous amounts of pink and purple.
>"It's totally not shit compared to designs made by fucking fans, now give all your money to Hasbro, goyim."

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>>27766778
I want to cum inside Johnny Bravo

>>27766778
I like it. As a britbong it reminds me of school uniforms from over here.

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Shame she's satisfied only with immigrants dicks.

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>>27766799
What she needs is another britbong

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>>27766799
i'm not falling for the cuck meme m8

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>>27766799
Not anymore :^)

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>>27764663
That voice ruined octavia for me

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>>27766880
>He doesn't want a chav gf
U wot m8

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>>27766816
Too right mate.

>>27766880
I don't let ponies to speak in my head. You should do the same...

>>27766890
>making holes in hats

>>27766890
Chavtavi is only a headcanon m8, watch the le ebin fan service episode again Tavi is posh English.

>>27766982
>He thinks the show is canon
Come on m8

>>27766982
Compare her regular voice to when she's shouting after playing together with Vinyl. She's concealing her lower class origins, just like Rarity, with a fancy accent.

It's when she's agitated that her real voice comes out. Which means she's a have in the streets, chav in the sheets.

>>27767876
After she's finished playing with Vinyl the only thing she says is "Something like that might work", it isn't shouted and it's distinctly upper class. Face it Chavtavia is and always will be headcanon.

>>27767960
I meant the "WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE WEDDING" bit.

>>27767992
Nope, once again upper class English. For one she pronounces the 'G's, if she had a more chav styled accent the 'G's would be dropped, i.e. weddin' rather than wed-ding. Another thing is she pronounces the 'T's crisply, so that they make a 'tsk' sound, again if it was a more chav type accent the 'T' sound would die in her throat; best way I can describe this would be if you say "edit" but don't pronounce the T sound i.e. ed-ih where as the way Octavia speaks it would be ed-it.

Trying to put how a word sounds into text is surprisingly hard.

>>27764663
>implying it isn't an acquired accent
Anyone remember Rarity's parents and where they lived?
>>27766722
See above.
>>27767876
While this is a nice thought, the English are degenerate and thus unsuitable for a classy pone.

How would Chavtavia react to being booped?

>>27768197
>The English are degenerate
Hello eurocuck

>>27768971
Probably by bottling the booper

>>27768992
>knows the English and other "progressive" societies are degenerate
>this makes him the Europoor
You're a bundle of sticks, you end part of a cigarette.

>>27764663
I'd let her turn my knob

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>>27764663

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>>27770307
And the other one.

Innit m8

might go for a wank lads

>>27772029
you daft wanker

>>27766599
I love Flight of the Bumblebee, myself. :^)

>>27764663
What Would Octavia say when she climaxes?

Chavtavia, do be exact

>>27773570
OHH FAAAAAAK

Bruv

>>27772058
U wot m9

I want to have children with Chavtavia

Green when?

>>27766816
Goddamn right!

Chavia

>>27776459

Fakkin ell

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>>27764663
So good to see a thread of my Waifu back here.

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>>27764725
>>27764832
>>27764849
Cockney accents on females are disgusting t b h f a m.

General American is the true successor to the Anglo-Saxon tongue. You can tell because we actually fucking pronounce R's.

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>>27778321
>Americans

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>>27778321
>Americans

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>>27764995

>>27778389
General American is Germanized English on account of it being a language created by German immigrants of the Midwest unlike the artificial and francized language of Britons.

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I want to undress Octavia after a performance and give her a shower.

>>27778439
>"GIT YER FAKKIN 'ANDS OFF ME M8, I CAN WASH ME OWN FAKKIN FANNY!"

>implying Octavia isn't Italian

>>27778472
Please leave, Mussolini.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA

>>27778472
Oh, come on. I'm in Italy now and i don't see any Octavia here

bumnp

>no hooves

>>27765002
>>27766613
>being this gay

>>27767876
>she's a have in the streets, chav in the sheets
smooth

>>27778472
>implying she isn't Cantonese

>>27778472
>implying she's not a newfie

>>27782061
>>27781807
>>27778472
no one for down-underish octavia?

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>>27783177

>>27782061
>implying she isn't *insert you're race/nationality here*

Bump innit m8

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>>27783213
>Ocatvia FemSniper
YES

Alright, no one's making green, so gimmie a prompt and I'll try my best.

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>>27785451
Anon preparing to ask Octavia on a date, not knowing the chav she is.
Later he manages to get her to show her sensitive side under that rugged attitude

>>27785451
Anon preparing to ask Octavia on a date not knowing the chav she is
Later he manages to get her blood cultist side under that werwolf exterior and she just wants to sacrifice him to the moon in a mating ritual.

>>27785569
>>27785497
Wait what?

>>27765517
>half of /mlp/'s existence ago
god damn

>>27785569
>"Hoi, An'n, what up you little cunt"
>You turn around outside of front steps from school
>While everyone is walking to the parking lot you look over to the white nigger that is Octavia
"Yo, you want something birt bong"
>"Yah, I was thinkin bout you and I goin on shindig n shit. Full moon and shit's gonna make the tonight pretty fakin nice an- an-"
>Her voice gets lower prompting you to lean in
>"I wont some company"
>Her blush didn't compliment her personality at all
>It's rare moments like these that let you admire how beautiful she is
>Moments when she shuts the fuck up
"Umm, sure I guess. When and where"
>"At the park you fuckin idjit, be there by 9:30"
>Your sympathetic feelings fall flat on the ground, but you already said yes
>You sigh
>"Oi, and Anin"
>You turn around once again
>She quickly grips you by the shirt and leans you over
>She whispers into your ear in a clean, nice british accent, one befitting beauty and sophistication
>"Be ready to bang, love, cause we'll be doing it till dawn"
>She pushes you away, cause your shell shocked ody to tumble back
>flabbergasted, you just look at her as she gives you the bedroom stare
>With a twirl and tossing her hair back, she departs, going on her separate way
>You gotta go to the park
"Pagan gods be my guide tonight"

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>>27787022
I have a bad feeling about this

>>27787022
>Anin
it's shit, m8

>>27787022
"What do you mean I can't borrow the car?"
>"It's just what we mean, you can't borrow the car, sweetie"
>Be Anon
>You got home from school
>Took a nap to rest up for the big night
>Two hours later
>"Your father took the car to the airport to pick up a friend
>Shit, shit, shit, shit
>You need this
>This is a lottery win to get laid and now Dad is gonna cockblock you
>Fuck, Anon, think
>Flash lives down the block
>He has a car
>You reach into your pocket and bring out your phone
>While you did a work project with Flash, you needed his number
>And now
>You pull up your contacts and call him
>Your brow sweating like a jew at a charity auction
>It's seven as it is, but you don't have time to fuck around
>If you run for two hours straight you might make it, but you weren't a marathon runner
*rriiiinnngg*
*riiiinnnngg*
*riiiiinnnngg*
>"Yello?"
"Flash?"
>"Hey, Anon, man it's been awhile since you called"
"I see you almost every day"
>"You right"
"Anyways, I need to borrow your car"
>"What?"
"Dude, I just really need to borrow your car, it's important"
>"Sorry, man I got some errands to run later."
>You look over to your mom busy in the kitchen and turn away and use your other hand to cover over your mouth
"Bro, I need this. Octavia wants me to go to the park with her and look at the moon"
>"Sounds gay man"
"Bro, she wants my dick"
>"What, really?"
"Straight up"
>"..."
"So, I need to borrow your ride. I'm stranded at my place"
>"... We have to run a couple errands, but I'll get you there. What time do you need to be at the park at?"
"9:30"
>"Alright, that gives me some time to take care of business and get you to the park, with time to spare"
"Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver"
>"You're gonna owe me one. I'll pick you up in five minutes"

Alright. That's all i got for now, I gotta go play magic for the rest of the night

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>>27764725
>Shagnasty
I just can't

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>>27787358
>First green
>Anon's gonna die in some freaky moon ritual

>>27787480
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>27778472
>>27783177
I'd take an Italian or a Down-under any time before an English.

>>27783464
Try being a mixed-race in Europe. Every nation sees themselves as a distinct race.

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>>27787527
>Choosing subhuman euros over superior Britbongs
You have my permission to die

>>27787538
Joke's on you, mixed-ace people are prone to suicide. I'd prefer to die in the upcoming purge.
>not choosing the superior Americans

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>>27787565
>Americans

Lad

>>27788481
L A D
A
D

Bruv

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>>27787626
>Americans
They were pretty badass, cuz.

>>27764663
This thread has been created multiple times and failed. Will this be the one that succeeds?

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>>27790302
This will succeed even if it's the last thing we do

>>27778472
>Implying she isn't the red spy
Merde

>>27791704

Tesco

m9

>>27787358
So I've been writing this story out a bit, and I realized there isn't even enough Octavia to even make her relevant. I'll save the story for another time. Unless someone simply wants to write about Octavia fucking like an animal on a stone altar in the blessing from the red moon

>>27768144
>>27767960
Oh my god, fuck off you autist, no one gives a shit.

>>27785569
>>27785497
>anon
stopped reading right there.

>>27793555
>Responding to posts that are three days old
>Calling other autists
Got some news for you kid.

>>27790294
>Americans
>showing the immigrants who came after Europids settled the Americas
even their myths talk of forerunner who were "tall cloud giants", cloud being their word for a color

I always thought she was Austrian.

Bruv

Bum

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>>27764725
> this makes me in love
>>27764793
Hell yes

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>headcannon

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CnL0VwXPhsk

Innit

>>27778321
shoo shoo slimey limey

>>27778321
I don't get why people consider British to be prestigious. The people are absolutely degenerate. They're legitimately afraid of guns, and think unfounded opinions are worth listening to.

>>27800231
Shut yer fakkin gob m8
I'll smash a bot'el o'er yer 'ead

>>27778321
Stop

>>27778321
Shoo shoo slimey limey

I'm waiting for that writefag to come back.

>>27800231
Yes, we're not keen on guns. Which is ridiculous considering how often Amerifats demonstrate how great they are, partly with school shootings but mostly by shooting themselves on a regular basis.

Yes, I know that it would never happen to you would it old bean? You're far too cautious and sensible.

The argument that really pisses me off is "if you didn't have guns, people who want to commit violence would just find another way."

Sure. But few people know how to actually make a bomb, so how they going to go about it? An axe? How many kids you going to get to kill - 1, maybe 2 before you're overpowered or they just outrun you? Not really the same thing at all, old sport.

Another one is "make guns illegal, and they're just get them another way."

That's true where you are because there's so many guns in the country, but it doesn't apply here. Unless you're willing to dive into the criminal underworld and start asking some extremely risky questions you are not going to get hold of a gun. Not a chance. And even if you somehow managed it, the best you could hope for would be a stolen old shotgun or at best some crappy old 9mm or even a .22.

You're in love with being able to kill things, I get it - but you're the ones that get mocked.

Right, you can get angry and defensive now. Tally ho!

>>27802648
To add to countering the "buying them another way" argument:
Mass shootings aren't performed by criminal masterminds, they're done by random people. Just plain, regular people. Often, not even really that well-educated people, either. To get illegal guns, you would have to find a way into the black market, and if the police force can't find it, then I doubt that some old Pro-Life angry Texan could find it either.

>>27802648
>>27803119
You're both cheeky cunts m8