hello new friend, my name is twilight. the words you hear are

>>27763082
I'm listening...

Tickle my prostate and suck on my toes

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>>27763082
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
is of the time I was tardy...
And how I have became very...naughty.

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>>27763082
Wow that's pretty weird.
>>27763128
That's better.

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>>27763140
On a lovely morning, I found myself in quite the predicament.
in that day I found out that I haven't sent my weekly letter to the princess.
so I went to find if anypony has problem...but they didn't have.
I tried to explain the problem but they just ignored it...thinking it was just a childish issue
it was then when I became a little...naughty.

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>>27763208
as the time passed I tried to search for a solution...but it was futile.
horrofying was the though of me being sent to magical kinder garten
it was obvious that the clock was ticking
it was then when if there wasn't going to be a problem...then I supossed that I should make a problem!
and said problem proved to be quite...naughty.

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>>27763266

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Oh god this asshole again. That fucker scared me as a kid and he scares me now. Let's not do this...

>>27763284
10/10

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>>27763284
after doing a naughty thing with the doll...it finally gave me the solution that I wanted

it quite surprised me that I had to call the good old big mac to help me but...
he become quite naughty and runned away with the doll
I didn't quite expected this scenario, how could this have backfired? it was perfect
after a while, the whole town was fighting over the doll and the princess herself came to fix things and called me...

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>>27763398
and that was the last time I became...naughty.
My heart dispends in every way
With love I give on Valentine's Day
To you, I say, love who you may
And love to be...naughty.
With Love, Twilight Sparkle Mengele.