Do you think they ever hate fuck to settle their differences?

>>27762694
No. Discord couldn't have serious sex, so Twilight would be giving him shit for that too. Like, his cock is literally a rooster neck that pecks around her pussy, which he has turned very furry and gave it cat ears that wiggle when you scratch them.

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>>27762797
Never change, /mlp/

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>>27762694
Naw, she seems truly repulsed by Discord. I feel he's more into Celestia.

Honestly I don't think Discord has any sort of sex life going on. By his own account he's centuries old, and I can't see him having any sort of interest in it. He's too posh, too hands-off.

I always thought he views sex as something icky or at least uncomfortable, and prefers to avoid the subject if it ever gets brought up. Even if he were in a relationship with Celestia or whatever, I doubt he'd be okay with it right away. He's obviously got a problem with intimacy.

>>27763921
That's exactly my thoughts.
My headcanon is that Discord is a thousand years old virgin.

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>>27765166
>>27763921
Awesome projections, faggots.
>Implying he has to be a virgin like you
>Implying he couldn't rape anything, anytime
Obviously he would get bored eventually, since his victims would die or end malformed and it won't be much fun anymore.

>>27765166
>he can use magic to change random encounters mind and have sex with them
>that cat ex-girlfriend from the past

He is not a virgin

>>27765198
>comics not canon

>>27765204
He still mind raped everybody in the show.
He can easily rape everyone and everything, as long as they are unprotected. Of course the show is TV-Y, but remember that universe where he ruled? yeah he could have done anything to them, not just make them run in circles. Discord is way too dangerous, he is just softened because of the show rating.

>>27762694
There is no such thing as hate-fuck you retarded losing geek who craves every woman and man who hates you to hell, you fucking faggot.

>>27765255
>There is no such thing as hate fuck
So you never heard "from love to hate there is just one step"?

>>27765204
Literally nothing except for the show itself is canon.

>>27762694
He has a major crush on Fluttershy, they gonna fuck in the movie.

>>27762694
lol no twilight's never gonna get laid, she's going to be a virgin forever

>>27762694
>Discord
>Cheating on Fluttershy

He wouldn't risk it.

>>27765166
>thousand years old virgin
That's Luna.

>>27765844
Discord won't be in the movie, only the mane six and Spike in the movie.

>>27762694
Twilight Sparkle vs. Discord in the S6 finale.

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>>27765844
>le super ebin discordshy meme shipping

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>>27765894
Stop this meme, the main cast just started the voice recording TODAY. De Lancie usually record 1-2 month after them.

>>27765908
>meme shipping
>one of the main pairing on the show


Dislestia is a memeship, based on linterally nothing but the wishfull thinking of some dislestia fags who self insert into Discord or Celestia wihtout caring about anything in the canon.

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>>27765924
Of course, you have never had a visit in your house ever, so obviously since you are a fucking virgin and basement dweller, it is literally impossible to have a guest that doesn't have any kind of contact with anybody other than "courtesy", which you translate into THEY ARE FUCKING LOLOLOLOL.
Fuck off.

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Discord and Fluttershy are like Steven and Connie. It gets teased in tv show and comics and books. I doubt they would canonise any ship, but if they wanted to make one for some reason, they would first go with that pair before considering FSxNewCharacter or DicordxCelestia. They just went too deep with it in Twilight kingdom and Make New Friends. Is clear show staff like the pair.

>>27765930
Not sure you are in denial or damage control just for the sake of your ship.

>>27765952
You are fucking impossible.
It is really no wonder you fags don't fit in the real world.
So next time people get away from you, then don't even complain about it.

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>>27765941
Even though, Gala was the most Fluttercord centric, they even ship teased them in the most recent Discord episode. The fact that 90% of Discord art is related to fluttercord gives the clear view on how Hasbro is reflecting their relationship. If the show at least tried to torpedo the ship once, it woudn't be so popular in the fandom. But there was nothing less or more than ship teasing since S3.

Why the fuck are you guys fine with hate fucking until its Garble x Ember

That's like
The perfect contenders for actual hate sex.

>>27765956
Yup, your frustration seem to point to the second option. Anyway, Hasbro already sunk Dislestia with the official comics, so there is no point in defending it. They would sooner switch to LunaCord than Dislestia.

>>27765964
Same species isn't as hot, weird or perverted.
An innocent one like Flutterbutter with a god of chaos that has lived for a thousand years and has done all twisted shit we can only imagine? sign me in.

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>>27765971
>Same species isn't as hot, weird or perverted.

Well... that is a good point.

>>27765967
I don't ship anybody, Flutters is just a pony I like, I also like Discord and Ponk.
Ship whatever you want for all I care.
>inb4 le ebin damage contrul meem or u mad
Go on, make my day you predictable fuck.

>>27765924
SHUT UP, faggot! Discord will be back to evil and tried to turn Twilight Sparkle or Fluttershy to the dark side with chaos in the S6 finale.

>>27766045
From what i know, Chrysalis will defeat Discord using Fluttershy as her disguise to affect him.