Zephyr Breeze Thread

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Nope. Baby boomer hate thread.

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>>27760927
I want to do lewd things to his sister.

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>>27762205
Fluttershy a cutie

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>>27762186
>hurr occupy democrats told me my failures are my parents fault, so ill go with that as i spend all my money on fast food and weed while working 15 hours a week.

>>27760927
do you mean post WEEB horse

>>27762854
Fluttershy is the Weeb, Zephyr is a NEET

>>27760927
Thb, Zepher Breeze is my spirit animal

Zephyr needs to ditch that shitty man bun.

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>>27764732
I agree, he's be a beautiful stallion if he let his shit down.

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>>27762726
Not to ruin your shitposting, but my Father was very wise and now I am rich, despite the devaluations.
Sorry for you poorfags, that your parents are stupid and waste all their money in pointless shit.
I hope you at least try to teach your kids (if you even reproduce at all) about the value of money so they can start rebuilding.

>>27765243
is this a copypasta? or just b8?

>>27765277
Likely b8.

>>27765280
i dunno, it FEELS like a copypasta...

>>27765286
He's a master of his trade.

>>27765288
He's the mastur of the bait.

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>>27765277
>>27765280
>>27765286
>>27765288
It is neither. Stay mad poorfags.
>The poor always bitch about being poor, while they waste their money in stupid stuff, rather than making investments to make their money grow
But such is life. Everybody farms what they planted.

>>27765337
>Implying poorfags

>>27765345
Then why do you think I am wrong? Why do you think like a poorfag if you aren't? You didn't show otherwise.

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>>27764732
>>27764779

>>27765874
>"Give me that Viserys Targaryen fade"

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There are surprisingly few pictures that have just Zephyr, most of them feature either Yellow Shy or Blue Fast.

I need more solo mint horse.

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Flutter shy best sis horse

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>>27766150
Obligatory:

http://pastebin.com/rLembfgT

>>27762186
Sure, blame your parents' generation for why you can't get a job. Maybe you should have chosen an engineering major instead of one in Liberal Arts.

>>27765350
I don't think anyone here actually replied to you saying that you're wrong, you're just acting like an arrogant faggot because you were given your wealth rather than earned it.

Also learn logic validity, not all poorfags spend money on useless shit, I know some who are literally paycheck to paycheck on standard bills.

>>27765337
As a poorfag I understand and agree with your point. However, it is very difficult to invest money into anything when you have little to no excess income to spend.

>>27766199
If they are paycheck to paycheck on standard bills, they don't know shit about administering, or they are living in a fucking pawn shop job, which can't be helped.
If the second, then too bad. However if you are one of the lucky ones with cash to spare and waste it on trash, then why the fuck do you bitch and moan about not having money? and shut the fuck up about me. I slept in the street, ate garabage, was homeless and worked in horrible jobs when I was younger.
I think I deserve this money and my Father teached me well how to administer and not to waste it on stupid shit (or if you do waste it, at the very least have some backup and also never ever spend more than you earn). Other than what I already said and the golden rule, that's all you have to do to be successful. Sure life is cruel and success is never guaranteed, but you have a chance at least, unlike the common folk that will never get out of there.

>>27766219
I know, see
>>27766225
One can't get out of being poor without massive sacrifices. That's why you should help your kids to get a title, a better life for themselves. If you can't get out, at least do it for them and don't forget to teach them the value of money.

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>>27766167

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What does /mlp/ think of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obLXXn9GzI8

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>>27767930
I think it's pretty autistic but Zephyr looks hot so I'm okay with it.

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dont forget.. he practically raped dash at the table

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>>27770028

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Comfy as fuck

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>>27770441
>mfw wageponies have to go buck apple trees all day while I extend my horizon by reading some fine literature

>>27762726
Sauce?

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>>27762186

Butthurt millenial detected. Are you anally devastated because even in your escapist show they made a character about how disgusting and revolting you are? How trashy and worthless your life is?

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>>27771102
Zephyr isn't disgusting, revolting, or trashy. Just selfish and annoying. Didn't you see the episode?

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How can one stallion be so fabulous?

>>27771147

>patchy beard
>long hair
>talks like a faggot
>looks like a low testosterone numale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0

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>>27771242
>looks like a low testosterone numale

Literally the tallest stallion in the series, and the only one manly enough to grow a beard, how can beardless stallionlets even compete?

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>>27771290

U r dumb.

Plenty of ponies have bears. Like the Lebowski ponies or picrel.

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>>27771290

>tallest stallion in the series
>no muscles

I wonder why...

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>>27771348
yeah...... good........ post..................

>>27771405
Take all those dots and insert them up into your rectum.

>>27771348
fucked up shit

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>>27772581

>>27766199
>A small loan of a million dollars

>>27774444
>Tripquads
Checkin.

>>27765243
>so they can start rebuilding
>implying im not shipping my kids off to mars

>>27775207
Love that pic, so cute.

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>>27775207
>you will never piss off your introverted sister until she breaks her barriers just to snap at you
>you will never ruffle her hair to further annoy her
Oh wait, yeah I will, and I have.
God damn I love this episode so much. It struck so close to home.

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>>27775243
>>27775260

So many cute moments in the episode.

Flutters is truly a best sister.

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>>27775273
Anon you don't understand.

This episode just struck me.
I've never felt a connection like this. Allow me to elaborate.

I like 100% of /mlp/ was able to relate to Zeph, but it was narrowed even further to those who have siblings, even further to those of us who had an older sister.
Now that on it's own probably wasn't something to write home about. I however was forced to stay with my sis during the week of the episode, which I may add i was already looking forward to due to Fluttershy being my waifu.

I'm not even going to lie, when I first saw this I was about to cry, as autistic as that sounds.
After seeing it I felt that spark you feel when you first start watching this show.
I enjoy it more now. Also I can't help feeling more protective of Flutters now, I'm sure you can guess why.
The similarities only became apparent to me after this, and I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this.
Either way, it was indeed a wonderful episode.

Oh and yes, my sister also kicked me out.

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>>27775318
>Oh and yes, my sister also kicked me out.
Your story was pretty heartwarming until it got to that part.

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>>27775486
It's alright, I love my sister Anon, but she had to, and by then I was clear to go back anyways.
Besides, it only adds the ironic factor.

Should I tell her? I mean I doubt she'll really care either way, but it'd be kinda cool to show her the episode just to see how she reacts.

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>>27775522
>Should I tell her?

What, that you love and appreciate her? Of course, I'm sure she'll be happy to hear it regardless of how she seemingly reacts.

That you almost cried to a show for little girls because you relate to Emperor Cuzco?
Unless she also enjoys the show, probably not.

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>>27775562
She knows and doesn't care.
I like to regularly annoy her with it.
Now is that a yes or a no?

I would mention how I was actually just worshipping Zephyr's beard through my viewing and not even blinking (I had to choose between crying and almost, mostly for dramatic effect if I'm being honest) but I know it is too late.

>>27775318
Did you get to fuck her in her sleep? At least?

>>27760927
I love my sister.
Too bad she moved to Oz.
It's great being a big brother cause you get to bother your siblings to no end.

>>27765243
the assumption that any anon will have kids is basically proof you haven't learned anything from babyboomers mistakes. children may spike the economy now but they also use up all your reasource and contribute to climate change

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Would you rather your sister or your childhood friend?

>>27775591
HE

>>27776512
It's very much the same when you're the little brother

HAS

STYLE

HE

HAS

GRACE

>>27776666
GRACE

THIS

HORSE

HAS

A

FUNNY

FACE

THIS HORSE IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

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>>27760927
>Discord's future brother in law

>>27777158
That's a pretty cool picture.

Also, the shenanigans these two would cause if they teamed up would be glorious.

>>27771484
You made me spit up my food.

>>27777645
Are you a baby?

>>27777668
yes. I need milk.

So, was Dash just Tsundere?

>>27777521
>Zephyr hits on Dash
>Discord hits on Fluttershy
>both fail
Yeah i see the possibilites for good keks

>>27776746
I really like this pic, especially the expressions. Zephyr having that "always cool smile" and Fluttershy's "worried but trying to stay perky" smile

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>>27779553
>"If you help me with Dash I'll help you with my sister"
>"Sounds great"

Next scene, ponyville is reduced to ashes.

>"I wonder where we went wrong"

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bump

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What did she mean by this?

>>27781291
That's some mane therapy right there.

I'd rahter bump this shitty thread then let the other autism take off.

>>27777521
They're both useless, annoying wastes of space.
They're made for each other.
Rule 34 when?

>>27784090
Dash hook up with Soarin while Fluttershy hook up with Tree Hugger which lead Discord and Zephyr to fuck eachother in the ass.

>>27784152
>Discord and Zephyr
Both very eccentric characters, wouldn't mind seeing Zephyr suck that draconequus cock.

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>>27781291
Fabulous.

>>27784336
For him being a stallion and mane therapist i'm surprised Hasbro didn't make him talk like Steven Magnet. but rather a straight up horndog with a hard on for Rainbow, I love it.

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>>27784372
I really hope he gets another episode, he's just so fabulously camp and based.

It's like they really did put Kuzco in MLP, and I fucking love that.

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>Zephyr and Dash in private

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>>27765243
i like your thinking.
maximum respect!

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>>27766167

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More incest porn/greens when?

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I want to see more uncomfortable and speechless dash.

>>27785896
>"And the last pony I was in, couldn't walk for a day."

>>27785896
>"And that's why mane therapy school now has segregated dorms"

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>>27785896
"I'm sure you understand why my mother and I are so close now."

>>27785896
>"I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash"

I want to see some ZaphyrDash NOW

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>>27787965

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>>27788102

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>>27788128

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>>27788136

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>>27788147
there you go f@m

>>27785896
>"and that's how I earned my cutie mark"

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>>27785771
what the fuck is going on over here

>>27791824

>>27771325
Only fluttershy has a bear

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>>27789381
It's just some innocent family fun, my dear Hans.

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>>27792714
>incestfags
I really hope one day your mother would rape you so that you can get over that fetish.

>>27792721
>Not wanting your penis to return to the birth canal
You sick fuck.

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>>27792721
>I really hope one day your mother would rape you
>not wanting your mother to rape you

Fucking casual