/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread: Dracony Edition

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>>27758894
First for goosnek a cute.

>half-pony Mary-sue thread
>monster girl fetish thread
>>>/trash/

>>27758894
huh, so thats what aryanne would look like if she was a sexy beast.

>>27759069
>(You)
>>>/trash/

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So, it lives again

bamp

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We need more writing.

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Sammy

>>27761166
Is that Shuma Gorath.

>>27762201
Nah, that's Squip.
friendly tentacle monster from a lil mondomedia serie called baman and piderman.

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>Dragonpony edition
>immediately gets flooded with snek
>>27759974
that qt little flickety sniffer thou

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>>27763602
it's because snek a best

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what does /swt/ prefer?
Lamia? Or full on Snek?

>>27763678
both are cute

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>>27763689
squelch on goobro

>>27763678
Lamia bc the way pone heads are shaped, full snek looks like just a regular snek... except, like, with ears.

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>>27763736
hawt

bampu

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Workin on new chap of BlossomThing. Hope to get it out there in a few days.

Snek snoks are best waifus

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I love how our thingpone influence even spread to dumblr

>>27765742
Give her a kiss, anon. She deserves it.

>>27762075
There's something wrong with those doors

>>27763803
Red Ribbon a cute

>>27766667
Yes, the handle is on the wrong side of the door.
As in, its on side of the hinges.

also
>off by one

>>27766063
>assimilates tumblr
>dies

>>27766851
Hopefully she would be smart enough not to assimilate brain-rotting cancer.

>>27766769

Let's just find out who the Great Satan is, shall we?

>>27766666

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To everyone interested in symbiote pone update:
I'm sorry but it will be delayed.

When I was visiting family, I also visited my shrink.
Bastard changed the drugs I was takeing into stronger ones.
I can still write, though slowly, but those new drugs are shitting up my thinking process and concentration some fierce.

I hope I'll be able to squeeze the next update until the end of this week.


Sorry for the shitty blogpost.
I really hope to see more writefags in this thread.
After all, there are so many interesting and unusual characters you can write about here.

>I thought it said Breakfast is deadly.


"Sorry, did you say breakfast is ready? Or did you say it was 'deadly'?"
>Thingpone laughs, as she puts the plate down in front of you.
>Then she smiles on of those wide smiles that split across her head horizontally.
"Eat up, Sweetie!"
>Four pairs of eyes blink back at you, expectantly.
>You look down at the plate.
>It looks like regular eggs and toast.
>You havent had eggs in your house for months.
>[Sweating intensifies]


Would you take a bite?

>>27767255
Meant to link this post.
>>27765742

>>27767161
Advice : if Your drugs Are so strong they fuck up your thinking, dont fucking take them. Unless that kill you.

>>27767161

Hooray for better living through chemistry.

"Doctor, we don't understand our child! Give him drugs to make him more tractable and obedient!"

>>27767255

I'd eat it.

>>27767255
She laid the eggs herself

>>27767161
I don't trust mood altering drugs. My brother was almost suicidal he was saying how he was going to steal my parents van, drive 20 hours to watch the sun set at Yellowstone, and blow his brains out with the gun he had in his backpack. The shrink wanted him to up the dose. I barely convinced him to stop taking the Prozac by pouring out all my secrets to him in a long emotional exchange. He's a lot better now and more friendly without the dark circles under his eyes.

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If there are monstery waifus, then there will be monster hunters.

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>>27767544
Stay the fuck away from our waifus

>>27767373
>>27767380
>>27767538
To say the truth, the drugs I'm taking are visibly helping me.
If they took these away now, the withdrawal/drawback (I can't find the exact word right now) will fuck me up so bad, that its effects would be shown in the evening news.

Don't worry, this isn't the first time that I got diffrent/stronger drugs.
Usualy it takes about a week, or two max for my body and mind to get used to their side effects.

>>27767494
I don't think she'd want you eating her children, you're supposed to raise those.
Unless she DOES want yoh to eat the children, that is some hardcore kink.

>>27767544
what about a monster hunter waifu?

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>>27767690
>>27767577
>tfw no monster hunter waifu to slay monsters with

>>27767702
>implying the monster hunters don't track down the strange waifus then make passionate love to them

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>>27768510
>ywn drop a firebomb on Thingpone while your waifu shanks Anon in the side
>ywn exterminate strange waifus with your monster hunter waifu

>>27769002

Welp, that's my like knackered then. Not really.

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>>27769714
Well that's a blast from the past.

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>>27769339
>Welp, that's my like knackered then.
What did he mean by this?

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Having a monster hunter waifu would be hard
You'd have to be able to fight anything and be prepared for it all (vamponies, wereponies, cyborgs, AIs, ghosts, snek, spiderpones, golems, robots, goo ponies, dragon ponies)
You'd have to be a perfect warrior

page 10 waifu

>>27769714
thats still pretty hot

>>27767667
>implying you're the one who's going to be eating them

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>>27767690
>>27767702
>>27770068

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>>27770068
The only way to fight a monster is with a monster

>I'm already a demon, Twi

>>27771896
dat edge

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>>27771896
Twilight may know a thing, or two about being a demon herself.

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>>27772901
Which is why we're going to hunt them all

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>>27758894

>>27772713
who's this cutie

>>27772901

is this really supposed to be a demon though?

>>27774899
They're possessed by something, at any rate.

>>27776665
>>27776666
kek

>>27762173
The self insert generic white male with brown hair and a green shirt ruins that artist's content for me.

On a side note, is it just me or are most human self inserts a white guy with brown hair and a plain coloured shirt? Is that just the typical autist?

>>27777141
I share your opinion

>>27778103
Thanks anon.

>>27777141
Racist

>>27778157
Race traitor would be more accurate considering I'm a white brunette.

>>27778173
Funny fact: Badumsquish is black

>>27778187
Fun fact: the generic male character he uses is still unpleasant, it still reminds me that I'm looking at fetish art. When i look at cute strangefus I'd rather not think about the sweaty cliches who enjoy these images as well.

Bast off of this thread
>>27770418

>Be anon
>You are in town looking for a centerpiece for your garden
>Roseluck suggested a fountain but that's too plain for your taste
>so you are shopping around for an idea of what to have instead
>you're passing by a construction crew working on tearing down an old store building
>it belonged to a pony named "Mr. Hard On", making works of art in stone and some cases tombstones
>pretty much anything stone related, it's in the store
>as you glance upon the work they're doing, you see two stallions moving a statue out of the building
>it looked like a mare in some grey dress standing on her rear leags and covering her eyes with her front hooves
>A shy looking statue would fit nicely for your garden
>you walk up to the stallions in question
Excuse me.
>one of them turns to you
>"Hmm?"
May I ask on what you are going to do with the stone products like this statue you find inside?
>"The guys are thinking on breaking them down with sledgehammers and help create a new gravel road"
>that's a real bummer, someponys work of art being redused to rubble, literaly
Is there alot more tombstones and soforth inside?
>"Yea, why do you ask?"
Because I was looking through town for a centerpiece for my garden and that statue you're holding seems perfect for it.
>he and his partner share glances at each other and nods
>"Alright, you can have it. Save some time for us anyways."
>they place it down where they stood, whipping of sweat of their brow
>its height goes up to your chest, towering half a foot taller than them
Thank you very much guys.
>with a "you're welcome", they turn to go back inside
>you put your hands on the sides to test the weight
>either very light stone or hollow inside
>equals carry weight
>you lift it off the ground and hold in an a bridal carry
>as you are heading home, you get odd looks as you pass by
>you are also feeling faint heat from your statue?
>must be your body heat warming it up

/1

>>27778578
>you finally made it home near the shopping district
>you go around back and go throught the backyard gate
>this garden that you worked on for about two months is coming up swell
>because no internet, gotta find other hobbies besides reading and wanking!
>the place you are going to put it is almost surrounded by a rose hedge, right in the center
>you set her down gently on the circle slab and face her to your house
>her body has only a few cracks in it but even those spots is still smooth
>as you ajust her, you hear somepony calling you name
>you turn to look and find a smiling Roseluck at your gate
Hi, Roseluck! Come see what I brought home.
>she enters the garden and looks over the statue
>"I see you found a centerpiece. A very odd choice, if you ask me."
It may be odd to you but the way I see it...
>you take a few steps back and hold your index fingers and thumbs out like a camera view
...I see myself coming out here as the flowers bloom at its finest and see a beautiful and shy pony waiting for me. Unbenowing of her, that she is beautiful as the garden she stands in.
>Roseluck lets out a chuckle
>"You are such a sap, anon. But I can see what you mean and it sounds to me that you seriously need to get laid."
>you give her a deadpan stare
>"What? That's the way I see it" holding her hooves up just like your camera pose
Well how about I find a staute for your garden but it being a stallion with a MASSIVE hard on peeing out water!
>she's blushing with embarassment and waving defensively
>"wha-no NO, I don't want that, thank you very much!"
>you let out a good laugh that rings out through the backyard
Then don't judge my tastes again.

/2

>>27778608
>she calms down and starts to have a neutual face on
>"But seriously, even though that is romantic, you need a marefriend if this is what you desided to go with"
>you let out a sigh and furrowed brow
You know very well that this town doesn't see me that way. When I do have one, then I'll replace it with something else. But for now, let me have this dream.
>man, this kills the mood
>Roseluck looks down in defeat
>"Sorry I brought it up."
Eh, i'll be alright.
>you crouch down to her face and flick her nose, giving you a scruch up face
You still up for the flower breeding meeting this afternoon?
>"Of corse! I'm the one HOSTING it afterall"
Then I shall see you there.
>you get back up and she makes a small smile
>"Alright, I'll see you there"
>you say your goodbyes and she leaves through the gate
>it's about time for lunch so you start to head to your back door
>you look back as you are halfway inside to look at the stone mare once more
>It's bittersweet truth of what was said earlier and the dream of being with somepony special
>Hope is still there but the fear and facts of being alone still inside, slowly growing
>this stone princess will be a very good reminder of your dream and to seek it out
>with a small smile, you head inside for some grub
>not knowing of the eye looking at you as you turned to go inside

/3 Done
Is this worth continuing? or is this good enough starting point for all who want to write more weeping pony stories?

>>27778634
Id love to see this continued,
AND more like this.

It fits perfectly in this thread.

>>27778634
Go on.

>>27774245
Isn't it a Lightning Dust seapony?

I wrote a thing for that Weeping Waifu thread, here's a link if you're interested.

--> http://pastebin.com/0SJrf9fE

>>27778634
Yes please! That was cute, i like the idea of anon finding a hobby to replace shitposting.

>>27779118
Thanks!

>>27779118
This is great stuff!

bedtime bump

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>>27779118
>Be in that thread
>Eagerly awaited for OP to continue his work
>He posts nothing after the lewd picture
>Hope he continues the interaction with the anons in another thread after bump limit is reached
>Realize who the artist is
>Realize he likely has no intention of continuing where he left off with Weeping Waifu
>MFW

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Well with some changes to my schedule, looks like more me time for doodle'n and write'n may become a reality. Have a symbiote poner in the meantimeand for those who have waited patiently/still give a damn about the Sonork story, more than half of the next update is written so stay tuned.

>>27782047
What was the picture? Could you link it?

>>27784112
Not that Anon but everyone should see this qt.

>>27766769
I thought the door was opened inwards, not outwards.

>>27784112
http://i.imgur.com/kFZCyLZ.jpg

>>27778253
Yeah well the green generic self-insert faggot is just as grating to me. I much prefer the former

>>27785095
Thanks anon. I guess i can't blink any more unless i want to get fucked in my time hole. She's super cute.

>>27785109
I like anon because he generally has very little personality, and despite him being a self insert template, he never makes me think of greasy basement dwellers. His personality tends to be a diluted version of the 4chan poster stereotype. I see him as a character rather than a self insert.

But opinions anon, i don't want to shove mine down your throat. You do you.

>>27785135
This.

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I miss Fins

>>27786252

>>27760418

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Just finished writing the chap of BlossomThing. I'll be submitting it after my proofreader has a chance to go over it.

Movie Night!
It's Zootopia in a couple of minutes! Feel free to join!

cytu be/r/mlpstreams

>>27779118
oh hi, barbara, nice seeing you around here too

>>27787674
Fuck off.

>>27788788

>>27788788
>rape

>>27788277

Not really sticking around, generals not my thing, just thought I'd drop the link since it fits with the thread.

>>27787148
Late night update ahoy! Time for me to pass out.

Hope you all like!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/blossomthing

>>27788339
Calm down anon.

>>27787674
Thanks for the offer, i wish I'd seen this post in time to join you, that's a fun movie.

>>27791870
the movie streams should have died long ago, man

>>27792570
They did, and then they came back.

>>27792574
they shoulda stayed dead

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>>27792599
You seem upset, Anon. Why are you so upset?

>>27792570
Streams are fun. I used to stream for mlpg, i stopped because i was doing it too much. As long as there's not too many too often it's fine.

Why do you hate streams? It's fun to watch movies with other anons.

>>27792634
I used to be a regular in the old streams, but these just kinda.. make me sad I guess? They are nothing like they used to be

>>27792657
So to clarify, you used to enjoy them but you don't any more. That makes you sad, and your response to the change (assuming you are the shitposter) is to say the streams should die.

Streams only exist so long as there's an audience, as long as someone is enjoying or at least watching them.

There's probably a few streams that exist without an audience, or that get spammed despite no one wanting them, but i don't think that's the case here.

That means your argument boils down to "stop liking what i don't like".

I got a few hours before work and nothing better to do, so give me a pone creature and a scenario and I'll do a short green.

>>27794384
Zombie pone, attempting to appear normal as she buys groceries, if you don't mind.

>>27794426
Will her limbs fall off while she tries to do stuff so she has to stick them back on or hide them?

>>27794457
Yes, exactly.

>>27794384

Be Anon
Be walking around Ponyville food market when hear moaning.
Look over to see a mare in a hoodie and shorts.
Wonder where or why the fuck ponies get and where shorts when notice her face.
Despite trying to hide it in hood can clearly see chunks missing to reveal bone.
About to freak out you run to her intent on bringing her to hospital.
She turns to look at you after hearing you coming.
OH SHIT.
Her eyes are all black except her red pupils.
You stop dead as it slowly dawns on you she is a zombie.
You just stare at her until she coughs.

>"It's very ruuuuude to stare yooooou know?"

She has a face of slight annoyance as she moans out her words.
Confused and embarrassed you stumble out an apology and walk away.
When she huffs and gets back to her business you begin to follow her from a distance.
You watch her go from stall to stall, making sure to keep hidden the entire time.
Outside of the nervous looks and awkward smiles sent her way she just out buying groceries.
Occasionally she stops to adjust something under her clothes.
She's buying carrots when the stallion hands her the bundle to fast and ends up making her leg fall off.

>"Oh horse feathers..."

While the stallion tries not to vomit she's trying to re-attache the limb.
With some frustration she throws the leg, with aim true hitting you and knocking you from the bush you were hiding in.

"GAH."

She looks surprised and angry as you pull yourself up.

>"Have you been following me?!"

"...no?"

Fuming she clumsily makes her way up to you, bags of groceries in mouth.
Reaching you she holds the bags out to you.
Guessing what she wanted a bit confusedly you grab them.

>"If you're going to follow me around then I'm at lest going to make you useful. You can help carry my stuff while I finish up my shopping."

She walks over and picks up her leg and throws it yet again, this time on top of the rest of her stuff you where holding.

>>27794586
This is adorable. What a loveable pony.

>>27794586

>"You can carry that too, and so help me if you lose or break that I'll...I will...YOU WON'T BE HAPPY!"

You notice she hasn't been moaning like when she talked to you before.
Curiosity leads you to just nod.
Helping her shop will just give you more time to figure her out.
And with that your off, pile of food plus leg steadily grows as she walks about, no slower now then before.
She trying harder than before to hide in her hood, doing her best to make it look like her missing leg isn't a big deal.
Her speech is once again filled with moans as she talks to this or that stall owner.
You suppose when she's angry she talks more normally.
You take the time to examine her.
She has stitches here and there from little you could see of her, most noticeably where her leg came off.
Also, she actually kinda cute.
Nothing about her seemed especially gorey.
No blood or guts jutting out from her wounds, none of them being too big to detract from her cute green face.
You could smell lavender coming off of her, not unpleasant but pretty thick.
Her mane and fur is clean and looks very soft to the touch.
Lost in balancing her stuff and looking her over you don't realize that you two aren't even in the market anymore until she clears her throat.
Your in front of a totally normal house in a pretty decent neighbor hood.
Placing her stuff on the door step you're about to formally apologize when she speaks first.

>"Sorrrrry about getting tessssty with you earrrrrrlier."

"Oh nonono, I should be saying sorry, I shouldn't have been stalking you, I just..."

>"Waaaaanted to check meeee out huh?"

She exaggerates blowing a kiss and winking.
Fuck, you might have diabetes now.

"Ye-yeah, sorry about that. I've just never seen a zombie pony."

>"You'rrrrrre not the ooooooonly one, you saaaaaaaw the looks I gooooooot."

"Well to be honest I think it was beacuse they were just stunned by how adorable you are."

Smooth as fuck.

>>27794749

Her non missing cheek begins to blush as she gives you a genuine smile.

>"Well areeeeeen't you just the chaaarrrrrmer?"

She gives you a quick single legged hug.

>"I've got to geeeeeeet these groceries put uuuuuuup and stitch this leg baaaaaaaack on, but I wouldn't miiiiinnnd meeting up wiiiiiiiiith you next week if you woooooouldn't."

Returning the hug you smile like a doof down at her.

"It's a date!"
There, that's done. I can do one more and it'll probably be shorter than this one was.

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>>27794793
Damn that's adorable. How about a shark or spider pone?

>>27794903

You on beach at shark pony in small lake:
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Tiny spider pony on your head at you:
>"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Shark pony in the small lake at tiny spider pony on your head:
>"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

You all catch your breath.

3x "AHHHHHHHH!!!"

You've stopped screaming beacuse you're scared, but rather beacuse the combined cuteness of the two pone creatures was giving you a heart attack.
As you fall over you manage to grab them both and hug them.
They both scream louder at being forced closer to each other and you probably dying.

~Ten minutes later~

All three of you are hugging now, shark pone and you in each others arms and tiny spider pone in between you two.
They both give you big puppy dog eyes.

>"We're sorry for giving you a cute induced heart attack."

The apology gives you a second cute induced heart attack and you fall over.

2x >"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

>>27794586
>>27794749
>>27794793
>>27795064

These have a pastebin now, here's a link.

--> http://pastebin.com/ZmaKKtzY

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>>27795064

>>27796302

Inspired this story...

http://pastebin.com/sSMrM85D

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Moff?

>>27796550
I remember when this was posted. Good stuff.

>>27794793
I'm really confused on how sex would work

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>>27799731
birb

>>27800752
Slowly and carefully, with the occasional pause to reattach a limb, or possibly a breast. Cunnilingus would be interesting, possibly lethal if she's putrified at all. She doesn't seem very rotten though, so she probably just smells like embalming fluid under the lavender and perfume.

I'm sure that knowing how to sew would be useful in a relationship with her.

I'm imagining her with a voice that's equal parts maud pie and moaning myrtle from harry's adventures in magic land. Too cute, so cute i might die.

>>27801482

I like the idea on the voice and yes, knowing how to sew would be very useful.

Her body is constantly rotting without actually breaking down, cus magic.

She's constantly cleaning her body to keep the smell off, this includes taking out her internals for a wash.

All her parts work as needed, but the only necessary part is her brain. If it's damaged she's shit out of luck.

Her brain can be removed, her body going truly lifeless without it. Brain just needs to be put back and it's all good.

>>27801605
Rotting without breaking down doesn't work, rotting is breaking down. Are you saying that she's constantly regenerating at the same speed she rots? That would cause the look and the smell, and make a bit more sense.

Either way i think she's one of the cutest things to come out of this thread, oxymoron or not.

Does she wear less obscuring clothes when she's home alone? Lingerie perhaps?

>>27801605

You helping Zom Pone while she's cleaning her innards. See she's put heart to side while scrubbing kidney. Grab heart.

"Hey look, I REALLY took your heart!"

Unamusement radiates from the look she gives you.

>"Put thaaaaaaat back, just beacuuuuuuse I don't technicaaaaaaaally need doesn't meeeeaaaaan I want my cooooooltfriend breaking it."

You bolt out of the room.

"Nope, I'm literally stealing your heart."

She carefully puts her kidney down and then gives chase.

>"ANON!"

"Help I'm being chased by a zombie!"

You run around her house with heart in hand, her hot on your tail. The slow zombie trope doesn't seem to apply to her as she manages to nearly nip your butt a few times. Eventually she comers you at the end of a hallway. With a cute little wiggle of her bum she pounces on you. With most of her insides being laid out on a towel in the other room she weighs almost nothing, but you topple over anyway laughing. With a quick hoof she snatches her heart back and stuffs it in her chest.

>"Hooooonestly Anon, why do I boooooother with you?"

"Hey, it's only fair after you stole MY heart."

You can't help but hug her when she starts to blush like mad.

>"B-baka..."

"I love you too."

>>27801696

Doesn't wear any like most ponies.

She has a curse, her body rots but nothing is deteriorating, it was meant to be an internal suffering, but the cure was botched and she doesn't feel the pain from the rot.

>>27801790
Kind of like the dank souls?

>>27801804

Sure

>>27801822
Don't let pone go hollow, someone get her some humanities.

>>27801834

She has love, that's all you need.

>>27801854
That's a very good and accurate point. I like you Scoob.

>>27801865

Yup.

>>27778634
More weeping pony story incoming!

>you just got back from the flower breeding meeting at roselucks house
>pretty intense shit then you thought it would be
>suggesting on creating a black rose set the whole room off into a heated debate
>in the end, they are willing to try out of pure curiosity
>at the moment you are watering your garden
>better do it now than in the morning when you are grouchy
>aaaannnddd hedges done, the garden is now moist
>"Hey, Anon!"
>you turn to the noise to find Rainbow Dash, flying to you in a hurry
>she pulls on the breaks right in front of you
Evening dash, what's the rush?
>"A bad storm is heading our way and I'm warning everypony to stay inside and cover their windows!"
>this is the first time seeing dash worried, ever
That's very bad.
>"You bet it is! Somepony slacked off in a few departments and now because they were not doing their job, we can't break down the storm."
>she looks over your shoulder
>"What's that?"
>you look where she is looking, the angel pony
Oh this? This is my new decoration for my backyard.
>"Dude, it's pretty creepy. Why did you choose this instead of oh, I don't know, anything else!?"
Ok, first, that was rude. Second, I don't want to clean crap out of a bird bath and third, fountains are BORING and make me want to pee!

1/2

>>27802433

>"I still think it's preety weird."
As long as you don't dis my tastes, then I don't dis your Daring Doo addiction. Deal?
>"...deal."
Good, so what time?
>"What time what?"
What time does the storm get here?
>now she went back into panic mode
>"Horse feathers! I got to hurry and tell the rest of ponyville!"
>in a blurr of rainbow, she's gone
>she was in such a huury that she didn't answer your question
>with the wind picking up a little, you asume very soon
>better get the shutters closed quickly
>you head inside and go counter clockwise closing every window and barracade
>the final window was the one overlooking the backyard
>as you get the plank of wood ready to support the shutters, you overlook the garden
>man, you worked hard to get it all the way you wanted and now, it'll be nothing soon
>damn it!
>you even look at the stone pony statue for possibly for the last time
>...is it stealing a peek to look at you?
>you shake your head and look to it again
>it's covering her eyes with her hooves
>must be you having a mini meltdown
>you block up the final window
>gotta check everything is secured and nailed down for tonight
>and maybe think of hobbies that wont get destroyed this bad

2/2
that's all I got for now, will put in pastebin soon

>>27802453
nearly forgot
http://pastebin.com/RuQ4Xv5u

>>27802453
I like where this is going.

>>27777141
A lot of people use that as a generic blank character, since it's easy for a lot of people to insert as that. Think of it as a different proto-variant of Anon.

Mind you, there are some people who do use it as a self insert too, but in a lot of cases it's just that people don't like using a green dude with no face

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>>27801294
that's a cute birb.

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>>27804189
yee

>>27802453
yesssss
love me some soft on the inside statue pone
but the real question is: will there be lewd?

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Aquatic pone.

>>27804395
I would that pone.

>>27804289
You're gonna have to describe in your words what is lewd. Unless you are talking about full out anal sex, then i wont know what you mean by lewd.

>>27804289

Just to make sure you didn't miss the weeping waifu lewdness goodness, please refer to this

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>>27804999
I was in that thread, had a good fap
As for lewd, sweet touches in all her sensitive spots, kind of like picking up from that green after anon gets in bed with Myra

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Tentacle pone?

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>>27805311
Ponethulu?

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>>27758894
that's so fucking sexy

I feel like drawing some nsfw strange waifus, but I don't have any inspiration for something to draw. Any ideas?

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>>27806068
I wouldn't mide more Chinese water deer.

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>>27806133
*mine

This was the only other one I found.

>>27805670
ia

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Hippopotamus?

Literally, "water horse"

Shoo-be-doo...

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Yak waifu.

>>27808363
unf

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I'm so glad the fandom went ahead with the term "dracony" instead of "kirin" or "longma".

>>27809631

When you dig chicks, but you're into swordfighting...

Bump for best thread.

>>27808351
Such succulent rump.

>>27808363
It'd be like getting raped by a wookie.

>>27802453
only have enough time to post part of me new chapter of Weeping waifu before work

>Rainbow Dash was so right right now
>you are in the living right now, reading a book from home
>it's hard to consentrate reading when the whole house is creeking
>you have buckets and a flashlight beside you just incase it gets in the house
>the only light right now is the fireplace in front of you
>there is a loud bang, making you jump
>you grab your flashlight and head to the source of the noise
>wind is blowing hard against your face as you find the problem
>the wind was blowing so hard that the back door flew open
>rain and heavy gusts shoot through the door frame
>you grab a nearby dining chair and slowly march against the wind to get the door shut
>nearly slipping on water gave the wind enough force you make you fall, hard
>being very dazed, you slowly get back on your knees
>regrabing the chair, you crawl to the door making much faster grownd
>once there, with all you might you get up and shove the door shut
>locking the door will help a little but your main goal is with the chair
>shoving the chair against the door will give it enough strength
>with that door secure you feel a little safer
>...but what about the front door?
>you better get that one done too
>turning on the flashlight and grabing another chair you start to head to the front of the house
>something caught your attention on the floor, the dim light from the flashlight revealing the water that came in the house
>along with the trail of you crawling to the door
>you know you made that trail...but seems to be a trail going further into your house
>a flash of lightning outside flickers through the cracks of the shutters, showing more of the trail for just a second

may make more of it tomorrow

>>27810334
Much appriciated for taking the time anon.

>>27810334
getting spooky here

>>27799141
>trueselfiswithoutform.jpg

By the way, what's the Thingfags been up to lately? I haven't checked in for months.

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amazon delivery pone

>>27813792
Drone Pone

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>>27813805
drone for qt

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>27808888
>elemental unicorns
>ice wizards
get on it m8s

>>27814359
>>27808888
fuck

Which strange waifu is best for facesitting?

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>>27814792

>>27815875
... if you can live with the danger of her accidentally crushing your skull.

>>27815883
It's worth the risk!

>>27814792
Goldenbreeze.

>>27810073
Sounds good to me!

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>>27816213
The breezie waifu?

>tfw the writefag abandoned us

>>27758894
fuck you LichAnon

>>27814792

See https://derpiboo.ru/971712

>>27810334
here's the other part I was making

>with flashlight and chair in hands, you caushioslly follow the trail
>the watery path looks pretty big, like somebody dragged the top of a table against the ground
>you follow it towards the dining room and past a corner into the hallway
>looking ahead to see the trail leads to, stops in the middle of the hall way
>a lone figure is standing there wearing a grey dress and looking away from you, dripping water onto the ground
Hello? Are you alright?
>no reply comes from the figure
>you approach carefully
Do you need help?
>whoever it is, has not moved an inch
>you go around him and find a familliar sight
>the angel pony, still intact
>how the hell did it get here?
>you put the chair down to examine any damages done to the statue
>it seems to be ok
>you ponder how it got here and conclude the wind must of been so strong, that it tossed her into the house
>and you also conclude that you need a towel to dry it off so it won't soak through the floor
>luckily you were close by to your bathroom
>you quickly open the nearby door, grab the towel from the rack and get to work drying it off
>your garden is no doubt destroyed but at least you have something that was saved

2/3

>>27818298

>a little smile crept up on your face
I'm glad you are ok in one piece.
>pretending that she can hear you
You are a VERY lucky mre to survive out there. Hell, i'm surprised to didn't lose anything when you went through my do-. Oh shit! The front door!
>dropping the towel and grabing the chair, you hurry to the front door
>the door isn't open, that's a good sign but you won't take any chances tonight
>you shove the chair to the door and a sence of relief comes over you
>it should be ok now
>you head back to the hallway to find the statue is still there
>where's the towel?
>looking around the angel and you can't find it
>glancing in the bathroom, you find the towel on the rack
>dripping
>you must of hit the floor pretty hard because you could have SWORN that you dropped it on the ground
>maybe some sleep will help unscramble your brains
>looking over to the stone beauty, she may also need to be heat dried
>you pick her up vertically and waddle to the living room
>the fire is still going very well
>you gently place her down by the fire and you place your ass on the couch
>gotta stay in here incase leeks and more "excitment" happens
>you use the end cusions and blanket cover and get comfortable
>as you doze off, you look over to her still standing by the fire
>maybe it's the minor concussion or the ficker of the fireplace but you think you see her peeking through her hooves again to look at you
>another small smile finds your face
You very cute when you're shy.
>ok brain, I think it's time to sleep now
>you slowly do your fourty blinks to get some sleep
>she is hiding her eyes, like before
Goodnight.
>and you are out

3/3
That's what I got for now

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>>27818308
Can't wait for the next parts, this is getting good

>>27818308
...gotta fix a lot of spelling errors before posting more of these...better fix up will be in the bin soon enough

>>27818308
Noice.

bampppppppppppsss

>>27817635
Haven't seen that one, cute AF.

>>27820787
>hfw she sees ur dong

page 10 save

>>27820787
Has Chat been drawing again recently? These are new to me.

>>27817635
>>27820787
nice

All the new content in this thread is genuinely nice to see, good that more of you goys are putting effort into this

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>>27823922
What an absolute QT

>>27823922
She would give the best hugs..

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>>27827577
dubs confirm coke a qt

>>27828595

>>27829079
was it ever unconfirmed?

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>>27830018
We need skelly jelly waifu

https://derpibooru.org/1195316?scope=scpe41bd9be258021d6c71bad1e2efc7f058b49ecb29

>>27818308
More incoming!

>you slowly wake up and you have a headache
>checking your surroundings to find the fire went out overnight
>...and the angel is missing
>did you hallusinate her last night?
>you get up from the couch and listen to the room for any signs of the storm
>silence
>that's good to hear
>you head to the back room to check if she is still in the backyard
>how last night was, you expect it to either be in pieces or missing all together
>you move the chair to the side, unlock the door and prepare to see severe damage
>turning the handle, you slowly open it
>from peek to full view, sadness grew
>because all the things you did grow is now ruined
>from pebbles to boulders, to twigs to large branches litter the once happy garden
>you make your way through the debbrie to try to find anything intact
>tullips, ripped from the roots and thrown past the fence line
>hooker lips, has also gotten the kiss from death
>some of the rose bushes have been ripped right out of the ground and can't be found
>anything that lived here is no more
>your eyes widen as you see something DID survive
>the angel pony

1/3

>>27831299

>you aproach it in astonishment
>how did it survive?
>how does it not have a single cratch on it?
>how come it did not fly like the rest of the garden
>the garden
>depression hits you again and you hang your head low
>a single rose is resting in front of your feet
>you pick it up and pop of the prickles with your thumb
>the last thing in your backyard that showed beauty now
>you look up to the statue again
>...well second thing
>you place the rose behind her left ear
You are the most bautiful thing in my garden now
>you sigh as you look around
This will take months to replace and regrow
>you pick up a small branch
It should take me that long to get this place back together
>you toss it to your left and look at her again
But i'm glad you're still here
>that reminds you that now that the storm is gone, you can open the shutters

2/3

>>27831309

>you head inside and start opening them up
>this headache hasen't gone away so you go to the bathroom
>opening up the pill cabnet, you grab the pain killers and take a few
>you check the sink to see you have plumming
>water still flows from the faucet
>that means it's triple S time!
>Shit, Shower,...Shave?
>when you were done shaving and grabbed a towel to wipe off, it was wet
>this aint right
>you mind battles between logic and reasoning
>the towel is wet, and you remember drying off the angel
>but it's outside and you didn't move it
>you can't pin this on the fall you took because this towel is proof that something is strange is in the neighborhood
>*growl*
>...maybe some breakfast will help your thinking
>pancakes, prepare to meet thy doom!!!

3/3
Done for the night. still trying to figure out the best way to reveal her. will take time to find the best way so it wont suck

Hey strange waifu thread! You know what the other threads are saying about you? They're saying your waifus aren't even that strange.

Are you just going to take that?

>>27831361
everyone has their own definition of the word strange. Strange color scheme, strange nose,
strange vagina, species, object, whatever.
If they think we are not strange enough, then they masturbate to a pony that can make her vagina opening move away from her main body like a tentacle and makes out with their face. Tongue fighting with her clitoris!

>>27831335
do whatever you think is best I'm sure whatever you choose will be good

>>27831335
Is there going to be lewd?

>>27802453
>>27818308
>>27831335
Weeping angel pone a cute.
NEVER STOP

Are minotaurs strange enough to post here?

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>>27831335
Well the logical thing I would do if I was stone horse is clear the debris, cause super speed, but that would probably cost Anon the last of his sanity not that stone horse would realize though. But it is your green just giving a suggestion.

Don't die

>>27833402
Kiss?

>>27768343
Consider those trips Checked.

>>27831335
I'm loving the story, but might I suggest you place Anon's dialogue in quotation marks? It really breaks the flow and immersion of the story as it is now.

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>>27836288
Haven't seen this one yet.
>>27836022
Also check 'em

>>27836288

>she sees your dick

>>27836554
She's gonna assimilate it

>>27836554
>Implying my dick is worth assimilating into anything

Emergency page 10 bump

>>27838571

>>27840656
Toasty

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>>27841592
Everything for Weeping Waifu

>>27841592

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I saw this thread, then thought about drawing Thingpone. This is the result.

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>>27844648
Textless version in case you hate my handwriting.

>>27844648
>>27844659
>not a single penis anywhere
Thingpone I am disappoint.

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>>27844687
Per request.

>>27844648
All of your waifus are trapped inside her experiencing unspeakable horrors as their bodies and personalities are twisted for her devious purposes.

Who can stand against such an abomination?

>>27820787
i reckon you can call 'er horny

green
how about time wafiu? strange enough for /swt/
>day killcam in equestria
>you are anon
>humming a little song while making a sandwich
>pb+j
>feels good man
>ah how you love eating food at 2 in the morning
>well back to your room
you eat your food then drift off to peaceful sleep
...
>your eyes open to sunlight streaming through your window
>you look at your watch
>10:27
>hmmm nah you can sleep for a little more
...
>you wake up again and check your watch
>10:27
>wait what
>you look at your watch
>you've been sleeping for hours you're shure of it
>you get up and-
>anon.exe has stopped
>would you like to restart the program?[Y/N]
>[Y]
>restarting program...
>press any key to continue
>what you're seeing defies physics
>it looks like someone broke glass but on everything
>you pick up something and toss it
>as soon as it leaves your hand it stops altogether

all i got for now ill have more later

>>27845111
>quantum break
mah anon

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>>27845111
Pretty intrested where your going with this.
I like the concept so far.

>>27758894
fuck you LichAnon

>>27847860
without fail

>>27841592

>>27847704
>anthro
Delete this.

>>27847704
Is she okay? It looks like she just got cut in half.

>>27809719
No need to be coy anon, no one minds if you enjoy a nice feminine penis. I know i do.

>>27817635
I feel as though once you got used to the constant body horror thingpone would be a great pone to have around. Lots of fun, lots of cuddling.

How does the absorption thing work? Do i get to keep my personality and stuff? Can i get thing powers and function as an independent thing, and sometimes we hug so hard we merge? I've never seen the movie, don't judge me please.

>>27831335
Here we go again!

>the moster of pancakes have been slayned!
>and it was a delicious defeat
>it may not be Pinkies but you make a mean pancake
>you pick up the diches and go wash them in the sink
>about half way, there was a knock on the front door
>curse you distractions from the main objective!
>leaving the sink, you head to the door and open it
>theres nobody here?
>...oh right, everythings short
>look down and their is twilight and spike on her back with quill and paper
>she looks at you warmly "Good morning, Anon."
>"I see you made it in one piece." Spike interupts
"Yea. If it wasn't for Rainbow Dash warning me ahead of time, i'd probably be dead. So what's up?"
>T"We're going around town and doing a head count of everyone here."
>S"So far everypony is accounted for."
"That's awesome to hear. How does the town look?"
>T"It will takes weeks to clean up the debry."
>S"Trees broken in half, the town halls wind rooster is on top of Bon Bons Candy Shack, the fountain mares head is missing..."
>...The Statue!
"Hold up just a moment spike"
>he stops
>you get on your knees and turn your head downwards
"Can you guys check for a bump in the back of my head?"
>you gently feel a hoof and claw go across your head
>you wince in pain when they found it

1/2

>>27850814

>seeing the pained look on your face, they stop
>T"What happened to you?"
"One of my doors flew open last night and I tried to shut it. Fell backwards pretty hard but got it the second time.
The rest of last night I believe I was hallusinating but now,'im not so shure."
>twilight and spike share a glance
>T"Spike, put anon down for minor injury."
>S"Right" he says, as he scribbles your name on paper
>T"We'll send nurse Readheart to you for a check up after she deals with the more serious injured ponies."
"Sounds like a plan."
>T"We better get going and check up on the others"
"Ok then. You both take care and best of luck"
>T"We will."
>they turn to leave and start walking
>Spike yells to you "See ya, Anon", waving his arm at you
>you wave back
"See ya, little bro"
>and they are off
>it's always nice to see them when they come over, even though this time it was for checking up on you
>they remind you that there ARE things that are safe and sane around here
>them and AJ
>it brings a smile to your goofy face
>you go back inside and close the door behind you
>heading back into the kitchen to finish up the dishes
>As you about to enter through the living room, your smile and your heart dropped to the floor as you stand still
>you feel ice cold fear pumping into your veins
>a familiar grey figure is in your living room
>your sanity and logic breaking and mending rapidly
>and you want your mommy

2/2
Done. Took your advice on quotations. Thanks, it looks better. Big reveal will take a little longer.

>>27850630
feminine horsecock waifu when?

>>27851056
What, like a futa? Or a literal horse dick with a face and personality?

I hope you don't mean a /d/orse or whatever the fuck those abominations are called.

>>27851105
The latter

>>27851194
The dorse or the dick with character? One of those answers is very wrong anon.

>>27851238
Which is which

>>27850834
try to stay away from using t and s and such for voice lines from characters.
>T"We're going around town and doing a head count of everyone here."
could be; raising a form in her purple aura, twilight looks you over
>"We're going around town and doing a head count of everyone here."

failing that at least space the t n such. i thought woona suddenly appeared as it twere and thee
keep going

>>27852361
Thanks, I'll do some editing before putting it in pastebin

>>27850585
It was a magic cut that cut her clothes and weapon but not her

>>27851238
A /d/orse with a dick that has a face

Bemp

>>27854978

>>27856074

Are canon species okay?

>>27857434
Yea, we started with the chimera and diamond dogs.
Then we got distracted.

>>27857434
The idea of this place was to have more appreciation for canon species that barely got any attention.

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Any love for tsocharponies?

>>27858818
They look like the would give great head.

>>27861381
That a big stogie

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Whatever happened to the Pulsar Swirl writefag?

>>27862238
Was it Beard? They run a CYOA if it was. Could try summoning them in the CYOA thread.

Bump for strange waifus everywhere

>>27862651
I still lurk here quite often. I'm still trying to get back into running my CYOA, but so much other shit is getting in the way before I can even get to do that, and frankly I don't feel like spending all my free time that I have in the day making content for 4chan when I could be doing other, more productive things. I haven't stopped, I'm just trying to balance everything that I have on my plate now before trying to add /mlp/ stuff back in the mix.

>>27864861
Understandable.