Would you rescue this fair maiden?

>>27757075
Out of necessity, obliging moral codes and all.

>>27757075
Yes, seeing that she's too scared to float down

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But I already have my fair maiden

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>>27757075
Just jump! I'll catch you, I promise.

>>27757075
I'll yank her mane down and then catch her as she falls.

"See, If you just cut this fucking thing I wouldn't have been able to do that and scare you half to death!"

>...

"...Shy?"

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>>27757075
>rescuing worst pony
???????????????????????

>>27757075
More along the lines of convincing her to fly down. But, seeing that rescuing her would lead to healthy relationship with casual sex, I would. Sure

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>>27757075
Fly. Down.

>>27757075
>Smack hands together.
>She jumps, falls out the window and goes stuff.
>Glides to the ground like a paper plane.
>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,

>>27757093
I came here to post that. Good on you.

>>27757289
If only I could make a rope with some sticks or leaves

>>27757075
Yes. Aside from waifu status, see >>27757082 it would just be mean to let her suffer.

>>27757239
Lelelelelellele,e meemmenememememeje xdxdxdxd am I funnnnnnny on 4chan guys guys sorandem

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>>27757888
Is it...is it broken?

>Bitch you can fly.

*swags away*

>>27757075
I'd tell her to use her fucking wings

>>27757075
i want to kill fluttershy

>>27759214

I want to rape fluttershy until her backside looks like a grape that fell off of a salad bar and was stepped on by one of the waiters

Maybe if I can be convinced to not be lazy. It is the right thing to do and all, but that takes effort.

>>27759229
good

>>27759257
Besides, it would hurt her to have a 150-250lbs human pulling on her hair. She can save herself.

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>>27757075
where is the greentext of freaky fred saving fluttershy?

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>>27757075
Okay, fine, I'll get her yellow ass out of the tower, but what's my obligation after that?

Can I just point her in the direction of a town and wish her luck, or do I have to travel around with paranoia-pony until my adventure is over?

>>27759344
You climb the tower, bring her down then fuck her senseless. Keep fucking until she grows addicted and produces a child. The two of you raise the child and fuck it if it's a filly or eiffel tower the shit out of Fluttershy if it's a colt. If twins; do both.

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>>27759374
I don't know about that...not muh fetish.

I'm willing to rescue her from the tower and maybe throw her a bone, but spending the rest of my life with Yellowquiet is not in my plan. I just don't want to live in a house that smells like shit and animal urine.

>>27758007
>Swag
Sunmerfag! Kill him before he attracts others!

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>>27757888

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>>27759570
>not wanting to spend the rest of your life having sex with one of the most fuckable ponies in the show

>>27757075
She has wings. I don't see the problem here. Shes just doing it for attention.

Hey feggets i'm new to 4chan

>>27757075
Cant climb up her mane, she wears mane extensions. Shit would fall of. but yes , I would climb that tower for her

Dicks

>>27757075
Yes.

With my dik.

>>27759344
This is now officially an escort mission.
You must take her to the village and fend off raptors.

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>>27761717
Wouldn't it make more sense to capture one of the Raptors and ride it home?