Hey, /mlp/. I just got a call from work and they need me to come

>>27750373
No one is going to rape your fantasy daughter you sick fuck

>>27750373
Someone get some chocolate milk. Baby ponies like chocolate milk right?

Role play isn't allowed. Please kill yourself.

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>>27750373
Okay

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>>27750529
No fun alloud, you heard him.

>>27750560
Anon, what are you doing? Get her off the table...

>>27750690
Oh, fuck me.

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>>27750690

>>27750690
GET LOST YOUR PURPLE FUCK

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>>27750736
Fuck we need to do something, anything, QUICK!

>>27750755
Kill ourselves?

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>>27750770
DO EEETTTTTTT

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>>27750790

>>27750790

DO IT

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>>27750790
Pinkie Pie is not Jewish.

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>>27750790
obligatory

>>27750790
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BOOK HORSE

>>27750790
Maybe we can find help at the he store

>>27750855
and now she's going to push over a glass of chocolate milk and take the baby out.

>>27750862
You mean to turn it on then push the glass of chocolate milk?

>>27750855
Good idea! If we store the baby in a safe box, she won't be able to hurt herself! Safe.

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>>27750866
yes yes, you're quite edgy

>>27750894
Why's her aura red

>>27750904
because she's being edgy

and red and black are the colors of edge

>>27750896
>Fire in the ground
tell me she aint burning the entire house down pls

>>27750866
>>27750896
D-do you think OP will notice his kid missing?

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>>27750937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM

>>27750941
Nah, he's got a Pie now. and a fire.

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>>27750976
I was thinking of exactly the same song

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>>27750896
Alright guys, i'm ba-- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU IDIOTS DO?! I GAVE YOU ONE EASY JOB AND YOU BURN THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND BAKING MY FUCKING DAUGHTER! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?!

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>>27751029
We baked you a pie.

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>>27751029
>WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES

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>>27751029
Calm down, we will just travel back in time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc

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>>27751056
>>27751057
>>27751088
I'm calling the police and the fire department.

>>27751102
QUICKLY DOC LET'S TRAVEL BACK

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>>27750896

>>27751088
dubs confirm
>captcha:locate the pies

>>27751102
may aswell dial the viscera cleanup squad while you're at it. you don't want your oven smelling of burnt bubblegum for long.

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>>27751088
>Nobody gives a shit about 88 miles per hour dubs
Faith in humanity forever lost

>>27751088
Once this thread hits 88 dubs per second, you're gonna see some serious shit

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>>27751306
>Mfw my esfores points arent big enough for that shit
I need an adult and some dubs...

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>>27751306
what?

>>27751306
You scare me