Equestrian Dungeon: Artichoke Edition

EQUIP STONEGUARD CHESTPLATE, UNEQUIP IRON ARMOR

>>27750040
IT'S BACK
Look around where I am.

>>27750040
Ay, it's here! Now I can finally join.
Unicorn, Male.
Items on my right: Pen, Notebook, and my good ol' carbon fiber Knife.

By the way, everyone has been completely healed.

>The 2.5th Manhorse quickly comes to his senses and takes off all of his armor in a frantic rush. Why? We don't know.

>>27750065
>Krono looks around, and finds that the entire party is in an area with a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and darkness ahead and behind them.

>>27750112
Welcome to the game, Wotcha!
>Bobby Pin removed from Inventory.
>Pen added to Inventory.
>Bayonet removed from Inventory.
>Notebook added to Inventory.
>Ice Pick removed from Inventory.
>Knife added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.

>>27750188
Equip the Knife and go right.

>>27750188
Right, now that I have the chestplate, I'm going to ditch that old recipe about the other Stongeguard Chestplate, and morph it a bit; no iron will be involved this time, but the Chargin Shield will be turned into Stoneguard Leggings. I'll have to warn you, there's two or three more recipes before I switch to tanking, thanks to having a while to plan things out, and in light of the new updates.

>>27750202
>Wotcha equipped the Knife, and moved to the wooden door on the right. Here, he found an opened wooden crate, and nothing else.

>>27750213
Okay.

>>27750188
Equip Stoneguard Chestplate

>>27750188
Time to make some darts.
Take the spring out of two of the clothespins. Lay the springs on the foor then melt them down with heat from a laser pistol blast. Wait for the metal to make a thin layer, then use three cards to divide the metal into thirds. Wait for the molten metal to cool down just enough so it is easily bendable, then use a card to roll around the thirds of the metal till it rolls into a needle like shape. This will be a tip of the three potion darts.
Now for the middle of it. Remove the bullet and gunpowder from three bullets, then carve out a bit of metal from the end of the bullet shells with the carbon fiber knife. Make sure the hole made is just large enough for for the dart tips to slot into. The opposite end where the dart tips are should just be a hole where potion could go into.
Now we have three Basic Throwing Darts.

>>27750267
Holy shit we are back

Does /bio still work?
/bio

>>27750267
So...is it made, then? Did it only take one turn? If so, equip Stoneguard Leggings as well.

>>27750272
Bit too late for that.

>>27750267
Go back to the previous room then go left.

>>27750318
Fucks sake my plan failed.
And why do you think it's already made?
>>27750267
Equip Iron Armor?

>>27750339
I'm not quite sure; I think Lawsmen might have TL;DR'd to where I said "fair warning, recipes ahoy" and left it at that.
Quick pathetic behind the scenes, I was up lurking the catalog for about four hours just to get that chestplate. It's almost kekworthy when you think about it, I had "EQUIP STONEGUARD CHESTPLATE" copied to my clipboard and everything.

>>27750267
make a beeline for the darkness

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>>27750272
>>27750339
>Kars equipped the Iron Armor.

>>27750303
Error: The Knife is currently being used.

>>27750314
/bio

>>27750318
No, I expected a recipe to come with that.

>>27750329
>Wotcha moved back to the main room, then darted to the door on the left. Inside, he found a staircase leading upwards.

>>27750414
Which darkness?

>>27750484
the darkness behind the us
you can never tell what evils lurk behind your back so check it out now

>>27750329
Some helpful commands for you:
/bio - Small biography about your character. It's advised that you don't use this until you've gained some experience; otherwise, it's pretty bland.
/exp - Displays your current level, and the EXP needed to reach the next level.
/inv - Displays the Pastebin link to the Inventory.
/stats - Displays the team's stats, items equipped, FRS, and EXP.
I feel like I'm missing some other commands, but I'm sure the rest of the team has already briefed you on this.

>>27750484
Follow Useless

>>27750484
/bio

Follow Ember

>>27750484
Let Krono use my knife and go up the stairs.
>>27750503
I know about the commands, I actually know about most things in this game. And the people who play it. I've watched this game for a long time.

>>27750542
Thank.
>>27750484
Craft the Basic Throwing Darts with Wotcha's permission to use the Knife.

>>27750484
/inv

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>>27750501
>>27750509
>Useless and Ember investigate the darkness looming behind the party. Here, htey find that the path splits to the left and to the right.

>>27750513
/bio
>Kars is following Ember.

>>27750542
Oh, really? Cool.
>Wotcha unequipped the Knife, then traveled up the stairs. It's starting to get a little more humid here...

>>27750547
>Krono begins crafting the darts... (1/9)

>>27750575
>>27750576

>>27750576
Continue crafting.

>>27750576
Go farther up the stairs.

>>27750576
Go left

>>27750576
Go back to where Krono is and help him out

>>27750576
gotta go to the left

>>27750593
>>27750575
/inv
http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE

>>27750609
>Krono continues crafting... (2/9)

>>27750614
>Wotcha continues up the stairs. Here, he reaches a landing with what appears to be a metallic locked door to his left, with more stairs ahead.

>>27750620
>Ember moves to the left. Here, she finds a hallway that curves to the right, and back to the left again.

>>27750629
>Kars returns to Krono's location, and starts helping him out... (2.5/9)

>>27750639
>Useless is following Ember.

>>27750683
More helping

>>27750683
Go down the hallway.

>>27750683
follow ember

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>>27750683
Alright. Time to do this. Hold the Garbage can lid over the Shishkebab, letting it melt. After it melt, use levitation beta to split the molten metal into two masses of molten metal. While using Levitation beta, form the molten metal into two baseball shaped balls that look like pic related. Cool off the metal with some water. Use the rest of the metal to make another ball, if possible. If it is not, well, I'll make just two.

>>27750683
It's probably a bad idea to go onwards on my own, but fuck it. Go up the next set of stairs.

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>>27750730
That ball looks strangely familiar...
Oh no you didn't

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>>27750742
Say, would you like me to join ya, after making my thing?
>>27750752
>

>>27750683
Craft more.

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>>27750760
>

>>27750683
Try and figure out where the hell I am.

>>27750760
Yeah, I'll probably need the help if I encounter a group of monsters.

>>27750796
Alright. Trust me, if my balls work out, they will be chumps!

>>27750683
>Just empty space and a wall to my right

...

FUCK.

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>>27750810

>>27750795
hey suitcase your probably in the starting room
>an area with a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and darkness ahead and behind
>behind the right door is a wooden crate
>left is unknown
>darkness ahead is unknown
>darkness behind has a paths going left and right
_>left path has a long curving hallway
(me and ember are here)
_>right is unknown

>>27750691
>Kars continues helping Krono... (3/9)

>>27750697
>Ember continues down the hallway. Here, she finds a wooden door ahead, and to her right.

>>27750698
>Useless is still following Ember.

>>27750730
>Jack Frost is slowly melting the garbage can lid... (1/5, part 1)

>>27750742
>Wotcha presses onward. Droplets are forming on the walls...

>>27750761
>Krono continues crafting... (4/9)

>>27750795
>Suitcase is here: >>27750188 (@ Krono)

>>27750844
Wake up And follow Kars

>>27750844
Take the rope and keep for later. I'll put it with the flare I found earlier. Which is in my mane or snatch or something.

>>27750844
More helping

>>27750844
Continue onwards.

>>27750844
Right wooden door it is.

>>27750844
open wooden door ahead

>>27750844
Craft til "craft" doesn't have a meaning anymore.

>>27750844
Keep working.

>>27750851
>Springtrap comes back to his senses, and continues following Kars.

>>27750859
The Rope is already in the Inventory.

>>27750860
>Kars continues helping Krono... (4.5/9)

>>27750861
>Wotcha finally reaches the top of the stairs, where he finds a wooden door to his left.

>>27750870
>Ember opened the wooden door to the right. Inside, she found a small hallway with a large space a ways to the left, and a smaller space a ways to the right.

>>27750875
>Useless splits from Ember, and takes the wooden door straight ahead. Here, he finds darkness in all directions.

>>27750879
>Jack Frost keeps melting the garbage can lid... (2/5)

>>27750876
Whoop!
>Crafting continues... (5.5/9)

>>27750908
Craft more.

>>27750908
Go left.

>>27750908
/bio
Explore the darkness ahead. Also, do I still have the flare from earlier?

>>27750908
Even more helping

>>27750908
check darkness to the right

>>27750908
Help Kars with the Crafting

>>27750908
Work.

>>27750908
Large space to the left please

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>>27750920
>Krono continues crafting... (6.5/9)

>>27750928
>Wotcha opened the wooden door to the left. Inside, he found a metallic door directly in front of him.

>>27750935
/bio
>Suitcase explores the darkness ahead. Here, he finds a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.
Yes.

>>27750944
>Kars continues helping Krono... (7/9)

>>27750945
>Useless checked the darkness to his right. There was a passage in this direction!

>>27750948
>Springtrap begins helping Kars, who is subsequently helping Krono. (7.5/9)

>>27750968
>Jack Frost continues working... (3/5)

>>27750982
>Ember moved to the large space to her left. Here, she found... Nothing.

>>27751014
Continue helping

>>27751014
How about the small space to the right?

>>27751014
Take the wooden door on the left.

>>27751014
Help more

>>27751014
Work, while humming [insert song]

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>>27751014
>There was a passage in this direction!
let's see where the passage leads

>>27751014
Go through the metal door.

>>27751014
Craft.

>>27751017
>Springtrap continues helping the small army... (8/9)

>>27751020
>Ember moves to the small passage on the right, where she finds a wooden door to her left, and a wooden door to her right.

>>27751027
>Suitcase took the wooden door on the left. Inside, he found a staircase leading up.

>>27751028
>Kars continued to help the cause... (8.5/9)

>>27751032
>Jack Frost continued working while humming death metal. (4/5)

>>27751048
>Useless found a lone wooden door in the passage he discovered.

>>27751060
>Wotcha entered the metal door. On the other side, he found himself standing on a ledge, with what appeared to be a nice, large, and clean brick passage about ten feet down. It was well lit and everything.

>>27751073
>Krono finished making the darts! (9/9)

>>27751084
>humming death metal
kek.
Hum "Made in Heaven" while finishing up step one.

>>27751084
Welp, take the stairs leading upwards.

>>27751084
Error: The inventory is full. Please drop something so you can pick up the darts.

>>27751084
Hum "Awaken" as I make my way over to Useless

>>27751014
Sorry about the AFK, a friend of mine needed help planting an anal load of corn and pumpkins and shit.
Anyway, I should be more descriptive with the recipe; the Chargin' Shield should be put into almost triangle-like slices, except the vertical tips would start another slice. It apparently almost looks like Havel's Armor from Dark Souls 2 after some research (pic related), but it's a bit more sturdy and clean looking. Anyway, it should basically have a thick binding, running up the two legs, until a hollow stone triangular prism with two holes connects the oddly specific tubes. Those will be the Stoneguard Leggings. While I'm at it, the Stoneguard Chestplate should be a bit remodeled as well; the remainder from the triangular prism will go into making the torso much sturdier and thicker, and the slabs from the two holes we cut will make thick shoulderpads, making a Stoneguard Chestplate II.
That'll be it for armor, as for the Iron Set, try making sure everyone's happy and put it to good use.
>>27751084

>>27751093
>inventory full
Well that's new; is Torpar close enough to physically reach?

>>27751084
Follow Kars

>>27751084
Right is always right
So right it is

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>>27751084
open the door

>>27751093
Krono, drop the snowglobe.

>>27751084
Drop the Snow Globe and pick up the darts, then go to Ember and go left.

>>27751084
Look to see if there is anything in the bottom of the pit.

>>27751089
>Jack Frost finished melting the Garbage Can Lid with the Shishkabob. (5/5, part 1)

>>27751090
>Suitcase took the stairs leading upwards. He ventured through a warmer passage, then dropped back down a flight of stairs to a wooden door.

>>27751105
>Kars is now following Useless.

>>27751107
>The 2.5th Manhorse starts crafting the Stoneguard Leggings... (1/10)
No. The last sighting of Torpar was on B5.

>>27751110
>Springtrap is following Kars.

>>27751114
>Ember opened the wooden door to the right. Inside, she found a small area with an opened wooden crate tucked in the far corner. Nothing else is in this room.

>>27751123
>Useless opened the wooden door. Inside, he eyed an opened wooden crate to his right, and a wooden door to his left.

>>27751127
>Krono dropped the Snowglobe and picked up the Darts, then followed Ember and opened the door to her left. Inside, he found a wooden door to the left.

>>27751132
>Wotcha finds no pit. Only the shining of the brick and the gleam of the lights will greet him after the ten-foot drop.

>>27751223
the door!!!
open the door!!!!!

>>27751223
Do part two, now.

>>27751223
COME ON

Follow Krono

>>27751223
Welp, go through the wooden door, all by my lonely self.

>>27751223
Drop onto the brick at the bottom of the 10 ft drop.

>>27751223
Open the door with Useless

>>27751223
To the left.

>>27751228
>Useless opened the wooden door. Here, he found the portait of Applejack, complete with missing head.

>>27751235
>Jack Frost starts the heavy work... (1/4, part 2)

>>27751253
>Ember changes course and begins to follow Krono.

>>27751257
>Suitcase enters the wooden door. On the other side, he finds darkness to his left and his right, with an additional wooden door in front of him.

>>27751258
>Wotcha drops down onto the brick. Amazingly, he takes no falling damage!

>>27751261
>Kars is following Useless.

>>27751272
>Krono opened the wooden door to his left. Inside, he found a portrait of Bon-Bon.

>>27751316
Take the portrait and rip it to shreds for the lols

>>27751316
W O R K

>>27751316
Grab the portrait and examine it.

>>27751316
Take the applejack portrait and destroy it

>>27751316
Go down the brick passageway.

>>27750908
goto location @useless >>27750908
check darkness on the left

>>27751341
>Ember destroys the portrait to the point where it is completely unrecognizable.

>>27751345
>Jack Frost continues to work... (2/4)

>>27751348
>Unfortunately, Krono did not have time to examine the portrait before Ember destroyed it.

>>27751354
>Kars destroyed the portrait to the point where it was completely unrecognizable.

>>27751360
>Wotcha treks down the passageway. It seems to have no end...

>>27751370
>Useless moves back to the first room with looming darkness. He finds a passage to the left.

>>27751403
proceed down the passage

>>27751403
Find Useless and follow him

>>27751403
WORKWORKWORK

>>27751403
I DID IT FOR THE LELS!

Check to see if there was anything hidden behind the portrait.
If nothing,follow Krono

>>27751403
Do some stretches and take the wooden door ahead of me.

>>27750188
You remember how I had the Stone Guard armor equipped and you forgot to mark it as equipped then you let Manhorse fucking destroy it because you forgot to mark it as equipped even though it said it was equipped on my bio?

Yea, you fucked up, you got rid of armor that was equipped and didn't even bother to do a little more work to check all bios to see if it was equipped, I'm ashamed of you

>>27751448
...
>destroying it
Uh.

>>27751223
I'll probably make some more /inv space after this, then.
>>27751316
>>27751403
Keep working.

>>27751448
When you go AFK for about an entire thread, it automatically unequips; that's a long standing rule. Sorry man, you kinda picked the longest straw in this one.

>>27751448
God dammit you're right

>>27751486
Remember when you said in Discord you all said you knew I had it equipped, but you let him go ahead with that shit

>>27751506
It's the one-a-thread Morky pissyfit!

>>27751502
Pardon me for having a life you cunt, something you seem not to have I guess since you like to spend your time arguing with everyone, and I mean everyone here

>>27751514
What Morky says is true,Suitcase,he did have it equipped

>>27751514
Oh my God, your so fucking funny huh?! LOLOLOLOL, YOUR FUCKING HILARIOUS!
XDDDDDDDDD

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.....
Well, there goes the good vibes.

>>27751514
No, really, there's no need to fuel the flames, nobody needs to argue. I did kek though.

>>27751518
Woah, dude, calm down. Everyone's been really cool lately, no need to bring up stuff we can't change.

>>27751413
>Useless proceeded down the passage to the left, where he found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead.

>>27751415
>Kars is following Useless.

>>27751420
>Jack Frost continues working... (3/4)

>>27751421
>Ember is following Krono after discovering tat nothing was behind the portrait.

>>27751446
>Suitcase opened the door in front of him whilst stretching. Inside, he found a flight of stairs leading up.

>>27751448
>fucking destroy it
He wasn't destroying it, nor was he planning to.
>you fucked up
>I'm ashamed of you
>you didn't even bother
Sorry to disappoint you.
Luckily, you chose to intervene before he was able to upgrade his armor.

>>27751506
>>27751518
>>27751553
Everything was nice and lovely until you showed up.

>>27751583
Let's continue working on the armor improvement then.

>>27751575
How about you just give Morky his armor and we are done?
No arguments!
>>27751583
Right door

>>27751583
door on the left
because I just ain't right

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>>27751583
Feel the sadness that Jolly Corporation is gone, finish up the balls, and drop the belt.
God damnit. Everything was fine before now.

>>27751575
You even said you wouldn't fuck with it in Discord, see you can't be trusted. You say one thing and you do another to piss some one off. I can't tell if I should call you Keemstar or Onision

>>27751583
Why am I always the problem? It's obviously Manhorse, I'm just the reactant to it, he's the problem, so there's no reason you should be blaming me when Manhorse is being the asshole here

>>27751583
Continue down the passageway.

>>27751614
Jolly Cooperation is the term.
>>27751615
You know, you are being a dick right now. Take a chill pill for fuck sake.

No! Not this shit again. Let's all continue to cooperate. Please?
>>27751583
Go to Useless and go through the darkness.

>>27751615
I've mentioned and notified multiple times I was going to use it in the Discord chatroom. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, but at the time of it's use, it was fully unequipped. Luckily, there's a full set of Iron Armor and an array of inventory in case you need any defensive items.

>>27751638
Listen, it's not worth the argument. One or two people don't have to ruin the fun unless you let them.

>>27751638
Oh, and Advance WAS Manhorse
Want to know WHY he made it?
Because a crafting recipe was ~7 turns. Oh, and the computer.
So, free stuff, and a bit of "help"

Instead of saying "You know, Jack told me you WERE Advance", ask him why Advance only appeared for such a short bit of time. That would be shot down by a "Because he was a newbie", but it's better than being blunt.

Want me to post something about the Stonething or whatever?

"It was actually nescessary.
He said "I deny this as I have it equipped"
And as long as he denied it, it was impossible to do, according to Lawsman(edited)
So basically, now that he knows he doesn't have it, there's a chance we can save it instead of no chance at all" This was a reply to this post from me, "Hm.
You know, we fucked up already.
It was telling Morky that it was unequipped in the first place."
Well, that just explains some of his sweet-talking and planning.

What exactly is the Mare Juice shit about

At first, he wanted to just use Gemima and Nigger, but then he thinks "fuck it, abuse the smol horse", which I told him no to, but he didn't care.

He seems to have a poor sense of humor, and he sees us as a bunch of over-hyped crates. Oh, and he seems to be rash to arguments. Strange thing is, well, he didn't do this in the tower, but that might be because you couldn't really do much in the Tower because, uh, the /inv restarts every floor.

So, he basically hates you two because you stop him from doing something.

Well, he was kinda like what he was now, but more subdued.
He just crafted some stuff, and fought stuff. He was, well, alright.
The Tower was, well, a fun game.

Well if it doesn't I'll just make five paragraphs of useless bullshit to fuck with lawsmen
Feel free to use this

Remember this conversation Jack?

>>27751599
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues... (2/10)

>>27751601
>Kars entered the wooden door to the right. Inside, he found an opened wooden crate to the left, and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27751610
>Useless entered the wooden door on the left. Here, he found the portrait-safe passage into the minigame room to his right.

>>27751614
>Jack Frost dropped the Belt, and picked up the Aluminum Balls! (4/4)

>>27751615
You have to agree that >>27751553 and >>27751518 is a bit of an overreaction.

>>27751620
>Wotcha continues down the passageway. He thinks he can see the end, but he's unsure.

>>27751650
>Krono moved forwards in Useless's area. Here, he found another wooden door to the left, another wooden door to the right, and one of the defunct slot machines ahead.

>>27751661
I didn't ask for this.

>>27751583
More following of Krono
>>27751654
This is a "valid" excuse
I apologize for not seeing you as a saint you are as I was unavailable to see your conversations in discord for awhile.

>>27751684
>>27751680

>>27751661
....Jesus fuck. Okay, okay, fuck man. That was private shit, but you had to do this?

Holy shit. What the hell, man.
>>27751680
Uh, teleport to Wotcha and go forward

>>27751680
Go to the slot machine.

>>27751706
Didn't you say it was fine for me to give it out?
>>27751680
Straight wooden door

>>27751680
>I didn't ask for this.
You did, you really really did.

>You have to agree that >>27751553 and >>27751518 is a bit of an overreaction.
What do you expect? I'm pissed at you all, if you were in the Discord, you would have seen towards the end, me and Manhorse were pretty chill because he agreed not to touch my shit, so I have the right away to be pissed at everyone that knows of this happening in the Discord and your at fault because you knew I had it equipped.

Also, does that mean since I was gone for a few hours that the next time your gone for an hour or two your considered AFK I can just take all of your shit? No, it doesn't, it's a stupid rule.
Oh, there away for an hour or so because a family member is dying?! Oh boy, we better take their shit and nerf it!

>>27751680
Down the passageway.

>>27751661
>>27751706
Well, fuck, the cat is out of the bag. Morky, Morky. I got one question. Why are you fucking doing this? You are ruining the game, you piece of shit.
>>27751725
I didn't think I said that? I was just saying it is not needed. You know what. I'm not really i-
>>27751734
....I.

>>27751734
That was me.

>>27751680
go back to previous location and check darkness

>>27751752
>Well, fuck, the cat is out of the bag. Morky, Morky. I got one question. Why are you fucking doing this? Well, fuck, the cat is out of the bag. Morky, Morky. I got one question. Why are you fucking doing this? You are ruining the game, you piece of shit.
>You are ruining the game, you piece of shit.

I'm ruining the game? Boy you sure are blind aren't you

>>27751661
People are allowed to have opinions.

>>27751680
"Guess you could say Jack has balls of steel-- okay, the quality of these jokes are getting worse."
Continue working on the armor.

>>27751790
...I'm sorry, what?
>>27751800
>that joke
Well, that's a nice break from this.

>>27751684
>Ember continues to follow Krono.

>>27751706
>Jack Frost teleported to Wotcha, and continued moving forwards Here, he found a similar ledge to the one on the other side of the room, ten feet up.

>>27751711
>Krono went to the slot machine. It looked lonely.

>>27751725
>Kars entered the wooden door straight ahead. Inside, he found a portrat of an apple.

>>27751734
I didn't even see the discord.
I already gave you back your armor, so for you to continue to argue about it is kind of futile, no?
And since you're unwilling to calm down, I won't reply to your posts until you take a chill pill or something.

>>27751735
>Wotcha is currently at Jack Frost's location.

>>27751784
>Useless checked the darkness in the main room. It looks like he can't find any other passageways in here...

>>27751800
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working on the Stoneguard Leggings... (3/10)

>>27751823
...
Eat apple portrait?

>>27751823
Proceed to help Manhorse with the crafting

>>27751823
find and follow kars

>>27751823
Take the staircase leading up.

>>27751823
Well I'm sorry my emotions are everywhere because a family member has died. I'm having a hard time and my emotions are everywhere and I have a right to be mad about this. I shouldn't even be on here but due to other problems I have my family wouldn't allow me to go to the fucking funeral so I'm beyond fucking pissed.

>>27751823
Read up the stats to the Aluminum Balls. Oh, and rename the balls to "Ballbreaker"

>>27751823
Uh...I have no idea where the fuck I'm going.
Go to Jack?

>>27751835
>Kars attempts to eat the apple portrait, but the taste of dust and paint repel her from doing so.

>>27751841
>Springtrap assists The 2.5th Manhorse in the dark arts. (3.5/10)

>>27751843
>Useless is following Kars.

>>27751845
>Suitcase takes the staircase leading up. He travels through a warmer passage, then drops back down to a wooden door.

>>27751859
Aluminum Balls - Assist items
Has various uses.
Weakness to electricity

>>27751875
>Ember is following Jack Frost.

>>27751885
I guess just equip MY armor and look around

>>27751885
check wall behind apple portrait for secrets

>>27751885
Continue helping

>>27751885
Teleport to Manhorse, and help him craft.

>>27751885
Go through the wooden door all by myself.

>>27751680
Go to Wotcha, and follow. Quietly.

>>27751885
Try to climb up the wall and onto the ledge.

>>27751885
Oh great I'm alone again.
Follow Wotcha

>>27751885
Check behind portrait for secrets

>>27751823
Hug the slot machine.

>>27751823
>>27751885
Continue working.
So that'd mean I don't have Stoneguard Chestplate equipped anymore?

>>27751893
>Morky comes to his senses in this room: >>27750188 (You) (@ Krono)

>>27751897
>Useless checked behind the wall of the apple portrait for clues, but found nothing of the sort.

>>27751902
>Springtrap continues helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (4/10)

>>27751906
>Jack Frost teleported to The 2.5th Manhorse, and helped him craft. (4.5/10)

>>27751911
>Suitcase enters the wooden door. On the other side, he finds darkness to his left and his right, with an additional wooden door in front of him.

>>27751918
>Wotcha tried to climb up the wall and onto the ledge, but the walls were too slick for him to do that. There's something he can do with that horn of his...

>>27751926
>Ember is following Wotcha... Somehow.

>>27751936
>Kars finds nothing behind the portrait.

>>27751945
>Krono hugged the slot machine. It felt nothing.

>>27751969
No.
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (5.5/10)

Re-submitted because of error in last post.

>>27751982
Assist harder

>>27751982
/inv

>>27751982
Teleport back to Wotcha.
"Hm. So, do you want me to go first, or do you want to go first?"
Wait for Levitation Beta to charge up.

>>27751994
"?"
Explore the darkness to the left.

>>27751994
Just sit down and wait.
>>27752010
Hey Jack can I go first,since I don't have magical teleport

>>27751994
Teleport up to the top.

>>27751994
Wasn't I fighting? There was a pool with a fence over head with a crate in it. I killed the Chilly Eagle in the room and I was fighting the Diver Skeleton that was in the pool

/bio

>>27751996
>>27751994

>>27751994
/bio

>>27751994
Follow useless who somehow knows where to go

>>27751994
Kick the Slot Machine, then go back and go to the right

>>27752019
I got a plan, cute Dragon. Just wait and see,

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>>27751996
>Springtrap is assisting The 2.5th Manhorse... (6/10)

>>27752009
Welcome back.
/inv
http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE

>>27752010
>Jack Frost teleported back to Wotcha.

>>27752015
>Suitcase explored the darkness to his left. Here, he found a wooden door to his right, and a passage to his right.

>>27752019
>Ember is guarding.

>>27752020
>Wotcha teleports up to the top, where another metallic door waits for him.

>>27752021
/bio
Everyone was moved back to the main room.

>>27752031
Your bio will come next turn.

>>27752033
>Kars is following Useless.

>>27752040
>Krono kicked the slot machine, then entered the wooden door on the right. Inside, he found an area with a wooden crate to the left, a hidden door to the left, and a wooden door directly ahead.

>>27752055
I-I'm not cute!

>>27752076
>he
I'm a mare remember?
Anyways, take the wooden door on the right.

>>27752076
Continue to wait

>>27752076
Oh, I thought I posted last time, sorry about that.
Keep working.

>>27752076
Teleport to the metallic door, and use Swap Gamma on me and Cute Dragon, so that she will be in my place!
>>27752077
Yes, you are.

>>27752076
More following of useless

>>27752076
ask Kars for directions

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>>27752098

>>27752076
Oh, okay?

I go into the darkness behind us (me)

>>27752076
Open the crate.

>>27752076
>>27752076
Equip offensive patch, enter door to the right of Krono

>>27752089
Grrr, yeah.
>Suitcase took the wooden door on the right. Inside, she found a flight of stairs leading down.

>>27752090
>Ember is waiting...

>>27752091
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (7/10)

>>27752098
>Jack Frost teleported to Wotcha's location, and cast Swap γ on he and Ember! They swapped places.

>>27752105
>Kars is following Useless.

>>27752110
>Useless has no idea where he's going, so he asks Kars for directions.

>>27752121
>Morky trotted towards the darkness that loomed behind him. Here, he found a passage to the left, and a passage to the right.

>>27752144
I go into the right passage

>>27752144
My speed stat is shit. Do this.
>>27752141

>>27752076
Go through the metal door.

>>27752144
Fall down the stairs.

>>27752144
Teleport back to Cutest Dragon, and open up the metallic door for her. Cutest Dragon first.

>>27752144
Continue helping Manhorse

>>27752144
For fucks sake Useless
Go back a room?

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>>27752110

>>27752141
I already have the Offensive Patch equipped.
>>27752144
This >>27752140

>>27752144
Go through metal door
>>27752160
Stop calling me that.

https://cuckchan.org/mlp/search/text/stoneguard%20chestplate/
https://cuckchan.org/mlp/search/username/Mork/
(Second link, add "equip", "armor", "chestplate", "stoneguard", or "stoneguard chestplate" for more definition.)
Sorry, I'm not finding anything where Morky equipped any armor of mine, or really anything relating to his claims at all. I could be wrong, but I'm just saying, there's nothing here, and the archive was never tampered with. If I'm wrong, please correct me with proof.

>>27752144
Keep working, see above.

>>27752162
yea let's do that

>>27752168
Whoops, didn't see an (E) beside it in the inventory

>>27752140
>Krono opened the wooden crate. It was empty...

>>27752141
>>27752168
There is a second Offensive Patch in the Inventory.
>Ruin equipped the Offensive Patch, then ran into the wall to Krono's right!
Ruin's ATK rose by 10!

>>27752150
>Morky enters the passage to the right. Inside, he finds a wooden door straight ahead, two wooden doors to his right, and an area to his right.

>>27752154
>Wotcha enters the metal door. On the other side, he finds some sort of computer screen to his left, and a button to his right. There is a metallic door straight ahead.

>>27752156
>Suitcase falls down the stairs, through a cooler passage, and back up. Here, she finds a wooden door right in front of her face.

>>27752160
>Jack Frost teleported back to Ember's location, and practiced the lost art of chivalry.

>>27752161
>Springtrap continued helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (7.5/10)

>>27752162
>Kars moved back a room.

>>27752188
>Ember moved through the metal door.

>>27752192
I'll contradict this in a minute.
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (8.5/10)

>>27752234
Go into the area to the right

>>27752234
Oh, didn't know.
Go through the hidden door on the left.

>>27752234
Walk over to Wotcha, and push the button.

>>27752234
Press shiny red button

>>27752234
PRESS BUTTON.

>>27752234
Right then.
This next turn, with an assist, should finish this. Work, then equip the Leggings immediately after finishing it.

>>27752234
"I'm surprised I didn't break half my bones in my body. Not complaining just saying."
Go through the door straight ahead.

>>27752234
Surroundings?

>>27752286
>>27752234
Oh and don't I have Silver Chariot equipped?
As well as the crystal bracelet and violet charm?

>>27752234
Go left

>>27752234
follow kars

>>27752248
>Morky entered the area to the right. It seems like something should be here, but all he sees is a blank wall... How strange.

>>27752263
>Krono entered the hidden door on the left. Inside, he found a passage with another metallic door to the left.

>>27752270
>Jack Frost pushed the button. The screen read "1."

>>27752273
>Ember pressed the button. The screen read "2."

>>27752275
>Wotcha pressed the button. The screen read "3."

>>27752280
>The 2.5th Manhorse gets a little giddy with his creation... (9.5/10)

>>27752284
You barrel-rolled or something, like Jack does.
>Suitcase opened the wooden door straight ahead. Here, he finds darkness to his left, two wooden doors to his right, and Morky to his right.

>>27752286
You are here: >>27750908 (@ Useless)

>>27752303
No. Just the Machete.

>>27752314
>Ruin entered the wooden door to the left from the start room. Inside, he found a staircase going up.

>>27752321
>Useless is going nowhere fast.

>>27752342
Help Manhorse one more time

>>27752342
Welp, push it again?

>>27752342
Leave the room and search the room to the right for paintings.

>>27752342
Go back to >>27752076 (@Suitcase) and explore the passage to the right.

>>27752342
BUTTON PRESS.

>>27752342
>>27752348
Equip that shit.

>>27752342
Go to the left.

>>27752342
Climb them stairs
"Edmund Hillary to base camp, we are beginning ascent "

>>27752348
>Springtrap completes the Stoneguard Leggings! (10/10)

>>27752349
>Jack Frost pushed the button again. The screen read "4."

>>27752350
I assume you mean the second door to the right on the far wall, and not the door leading to the staircase.
>Morky entered the second door to the right on the far wall. Inside, he found darkness in every direction except left.

>>27752354
>Suitcase returned to the previous area of darkness, and took the passage to the right. Here, he found a wooden door to the left, and more darkness ahead.

>>27752358
>Wotcha pressed the button again. The screen read "5."

>>27752366
>The 2.5th Manhorse equipped the Stoneguard Leggings!
The 2.5th Manhorse's DEF rose by 11!

>>27752371
>Krono moved to the left. Here, he found the minigame room, but the magma is not flowing...

>>27752377
>Ruin begins climbing the stairs.

>>27752342
find my way to suitcase and follow

>>27752423
I look into the left

Yea, I left the room and wasn't there two other doors outside? Oh, there's two. But sure, why not

>>27752423
Fuck it. Check out the metallic door.

>>27752423
All the way to the top baby! Let's make history

>>27752423
I guess that means that it's not operational, so exit then go straight.

>>27752423
Equip Silver Chariot
Equip Crystal Bracelet
Equip Violet Charm

>>27752423
Mash the button till the screen reads ten.

>>27752423
Mash button

>>27752423
I'm a mare remember?
Anyways, take the wooden door on the left.

The screen reads 5!
A hidden door suddenly appeared next to the button!

>>27752425
>Useless is following Suitcase.

>>27752430
>Morky looked to the left, and found a wall.

>>27752440
>Jack Frost checked the metallic door. It's large, it's cold, and it's closed.

>>27752446
>Ruin is here: >>27750683 (@ Wotcha)

>>27752448
>Krono left the room, then took the wooden door straight ahead. Here, he found a portrait of an orange.

>>27752454
>Kars equipped all of the following.

>>27752456
>Wotcha mashed the button. The screen read "1."

>>27752465
>Ember mashed the button. The screen read "2."

>>27752560
Go through the new door. Oh, and /stats

>>27752423
Right, moving on from the armor; turn the BFG 9000 back into the iron completely. I think that was like 5 or 6 parts of the Heavier Iron Rod, but I may be wrong. Keep the power generator, nonetheless. Use that 5x5 grid I used for the barrel to create a few more 'free electron' grabbing bolts, and also make a dedicated power supply so part of the generated energy will go into tiny Wind Turbines/Fans, which will effectively give more power than it'll take. When the supply of power is full, a tiny stop will go between the wiring to stop the current and production, so nothing breaks, overheats, or explodes. Now, make a small, concealed output. When an item designed to handle energy is connected to the output, the nozzle will open, charging the item. This'll continue into a few items I'm redesigning for anyone who needs them later.
As for specific stats, there was a lot of controversy that the generator would be overpowered. In order to balance that, a full charge, or the entire power storage, would be 12 turns to fill up; however, it can still be used before it's 100% full, but it can never go into negatives; it has to be exact or more than full of what the item needs. For an example, Laser Cells are highly functional and highly powerful, made up of fire and raw energy. In order to balance that, it would need 8 turns of energy (or somewhere around that) and a fire source to be charged up and ready for use.

Anyway, the real stats are up to you, but I'll get started on this recipe.

>>27752560
Inspect wall

>>27752569
>>27752560

>>27752560
New door
In
Now
>>27752569
tl;dr version?

>>27752560
Follow Useless

>>27752586
>>27752569
turn BFG 9000 into parts
wouldn't that take a lot of inventory space

>>27752586
Generator for electric/fuel based weapons and items.

>>27752560
Take the wooden door on the left.

>>27752600
>wouldn't that take a lot of inventory space
Oh shit you're right

>>27752600
I'm turning it into iron resource, not parts, because ranged weapons are actually a shit.

>>27752569
follow suitcase through the left door

>>27752560
Go through the new door.

>>27752560
Take the portrait and then follow Useless.

>>27752568
/stats
(23)JAF-1/6834 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(15)STC-1/2954 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc (MrC)(E: Royal Flush, Vest, LED Lantern, Wooden Vest) (KOs: 2)
(13)KRO-0/2380 H2 R2 T1 (MsC)(E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 5)
(8)MOR-0/928 La Sa Sb Ya (Gl) (E: Short Sword, Medieval Shield, Stoneguard Armor, TNoLM) (KOs: 1)
(9)EMB-1/1198 Ac Sc Oc (E: SP/TW, Leather Jacket, Medigun)
(9)SRT-1/1267 Ac Sc Oc (Al) (E: The Hammer)
(9)USL-1/1181 Ac Sc Oc (E: Nothing)(KOs: 1)
(3)T25-0/187 Ha (E: Stoneguard Leggings)
(5)RUI-1/354 Sa O^a (E: Nothing)
(1)KRS-1/31 (E: Machete)
(1)WOT-1/0 (E: Knife)
>Jack Frost entered the new door. Here, he found a wooden door to the left, a wooden door to the right, and an extremely dusty painting ahead.

>>27752569
>The 2.5th Manhorse goes on another crafting escapade... (1/15)

>>27752570
>Morky inspects the wall. It appears to have no flaws.

>>27752586
>Ember is following Jack Frost.

>>27752594
>Kars is following Useless.

>>27752603
>Suitcase took the wooden door on the left. Inside, she found a passage leading to darkness in every direction except for right.

>>27752620
>Wotcha is following Jack Frost.

>>27752626
>Krono tried to take the portrait, but there was no room in the Inventory for him to do that.

>>27752645
Punch open the left door. Strange, no enemies so far.

>>27752645
I had the energy sword equipped right?>>27752076
Check my bio

Go back to the blank wall room where something is supposed to be there.

>>27752645
Dust the dusty painting to free it from dust

>>27752645
Go right

>>27752664
The energy sword blew up, remember?

>>27752645
Go right.

>>27752645
Explore the darkness to the left I guess.

>>27752701
When?

>>27752645
Follow Useless

>>27752645
check the non darkened right area

>>27752710
When the whole "Manhorse, stop. No nukes on floor 6" update happened. He tried to use it, and it just went boom. I mean, I've not been kind to ya, but I could make something.

>>27752742
The short sword isn't bad, but the thing is, again, he takes something from my hands and fucks it up.

>>27752754
Well, let's forgot about that. Listen, the sword you have is eh at best. Do you want me to upgrade it, or nah? I know that you hate Manhorse like the plague. Maybe the new guy needs an upgrade more than ya.

>>27752770
What are you going to do to the sword?

>>27752782
Make it sharper? Longer? Heat it up? Zap it up? Make it heavier? What do you want, man?

>>27752645
I thought I had the deagle and offensive patch equipped? Also: Through the new door!

>>27752661
>Jack Frost opened the door to the left. Inside, he found a small stand with a timid green bird on the other side.

>>27752664
Oh, yeah. It's still a sword, but without the "energy."
>Morky returned to the blank wall room. There is definitely an imprint of a door on this wall, but no door is seen.

>>27752667
>Ember dusted off the painting. Here, she saw a symbol that vaguely resembled pic related.

>>27752695
>Kars moved to the right. Here, he found a wall.

>>27752703
>Wotcha enters the door to the right. Inside, he finds an elevator door!

>>27752705
>Suitcase explores the darkness to the left. Here, she finds two wooden doors close to each other, and one wooden door farther away.

>>27752718
>Krono is following Useless.

>>27752719
>Useless comes face-to-face with a wall.

>>27752797
I think it's good so far, if I think of something, I'll let you know I guess.

>>27752770
What I need is some armor, but my Knife might need an upgrade, it is just a knife after all...

>>27752800
Imprint of a door?

Bash the handle of the sword on the door imprint.

>>27752800
>she
OH SHIT TOPAR
Find Jack
/inv

>>27752800
>bird
RUN OVER TO THE BIRD.
"Yo! What can I get for this?"
Show the Chair-Nunchucksc

>>27752808
>armor
Alright. I got a great idea! Just wait a sec. Oh, and the knife will follow suit.

>>27752800
Uh I don't see a picture Lawsmen.

Go to the elevator room and just sit down.

>>27752800
Stats are out of date: i have offensive patch, deagle, and that starlight glimmer trophy equipped. Also, talk to the green burb.
"Burb!"

>>27752645
>>27752800
>Cracks open BFG
"Oh, shit. This...uh...yeah, I asked for this."

I'm going to add a to-do list at the bottom of my posts and jot down the planned recipes so I don't forget them.
Use some of that iron to make two thin iron outlines of broadswords, and have two wires connect to the circular hilt, which would be the 'cell' placed in the hilt. This works like the Energy Sword, with the twist that it has a certain durability; the cells are long lasting, but you can only hit an enemy so many times before the power runs out. Even when the energy is dry, it still makes a decent weapon until you recharge the cell. The best part is, it can be any type of cell. Electric, laser, plasma, it's a multi-use weapon. Again, there'll be two of these, but since right now we have one Laser Cell, I'm going to also dump out the Water into a cup made of Cards, and use that plastic bottle to hopefully make an Empty Cell.

The Manhorse's To-Do List:
Generator (1/15)
Fuel Swords (?/?)

>>27752800
Go over to Jack and try to talk to the bird. "Hey, bird."

>>27752829
Starlight Glimmer Trophy?

>>27752800
go to where suitcase is
open the right door of the two doors close together

>>27752800
>Green Bird
TORPAR THE GREATEST OF THE BIRDS!
Try to go to Jack.

>>27752846
Remember those achievement things in the trophy cabinet from a few threads back? Laws had pictures and everything!

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>>27752800
wooooo, spooky non-symbol thing

>>27752809
>Morky bashes the handle of the sword on the door imprint... But nothing happens.

>>27752810
/inv
http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
>Kars is working his way towards Jack Frost... (1/3)

>>27752813
>Jack Frost starts screaming maniacally at the bird, much to its bewilderment. It has no idea who you are, what you're saying, or what you're doing.

>>27752827
>Ember is sitting down now.

>>27752829
Gotcha. It's fixed now.
>Ruin talks to the bird. It hesitantly talks back.
"H-Hello..."

>>27752841
Please link back to this later.
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (2/15)

>>27752843
>Wotcha talks to the bird. It's still freaked out.

>>27752846
Badge.

>>27752855
>Useless opens the door to the right of Suitcase's two closest doors. Inside, he finds a wooden door to the right, and a wooden door straight ahead.

>>27752856
>Krono is galloping to Jack Frost's location...

>>27752870
Those were badges....

>>27752870
Oh that, I thought you mean't the Glimmer Badge that I have equipped.

>>27752879
Take the left door of the two doors closely together.

>>27752884
No, I meant the one I had equipped.

>>27752879
...
"Uh, hey. Hm. I guess you aren't Torpar. Sorry for the spook. I'm Jack Frost, dungeonfag. Who are you?"
Try to speak in a calm voice, to calm down the bird.

>>27752879
Right, of course, one thing at a time. For now, go at a regular pace to the green bird.
"Hey there, bud. Are you alright?"

>>27752879
Continue to go to Jack.

>>27752879
"What's your name? I'm Ruin!" I say to burb.

>>27752879
>(1/3)
WEW LAD
Continue

>>27752879
The Glimmer Badge is equipped by me right?

Is there two? Because I remember I found the Glimmer Badge in a chest and I equipped it and it increases my stats by 5 I think right?

Inspect the imprint

>>27752879
Go to where everyone is and just sit in the corner.

>>27752879
Give Birb a sesame seed to eat.
"Hello, Lil' Birdie, what is your name? I want to get to know you."

>>27752879
open door straight ahead

>>27752892
>Suitcase takes the other wooden door. Here, she finds an idle Ice Scout.

>>27752896
"Um... I'm Raprot..."
"I dunno who this "Torpar" guy is, but he seems really popular..."

>>27752900
>The Manhorse is tagging behind Kars... (1/3)

>>27752902
>Krono has found the mystical Jack.

>>27752903
>>27752935
"Uh... I can hold items... I think I can hold up to 25, but I'm not sure..."

>>27752904
>Kars continues... (2/3)

>>27752907
Oh, right! Yeah, you have the badge.
>Morky inspects the imprint. It looks just like a boss door, but it's not there. This is really strange.

>>27752918
>Ember is sitting in the corner, alone and afraid.

>>27752935
"Heh, thanks..."

>>27752942
>Useless opened the wooden door straight ahead. Here, he found an idle BarrelBot.