Sunset appears at your home like this and tells you that you

>>27748181
Cuddle

Throw up on the ugly yellow humanoid with weird hair

>>27748190
Flutterhshy isn't around

Dungeons and Dragons

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>>27748181
give her the home she deserves

>>27748181
Tel her to eat the eggs

>>27748221
This.

>>27748181
Why are shimmerfags so cancerous?

>>27748181
Go shoulder deep in her asshole.

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dye her hair. that shit look like America sauce

>>27748228
Why haven't you accepted Sunny in your life?

>>27748181
>love

>>27748181
Run away without saying anything, in a desperate attempt to preserve my sexual purity for my waifu.

>>27748181
>eggs

>>27748181
Sex, I guess. At least she could talk dirty to me.

>"Yeah, you like it, huh? Knowing this pussy was a mare's cunt gets you hard, I bet. Fucking perv!"
>"Fuck me like I'm a mare again!"
>"Be my stallion I've been missing, stud!"
>"Rut me like a mare in estrus, you horny fuck!"

>>27748181
Thank God for answering my prayers and proceed to have sex.

>>27748181
Lick her feet and nipples and cuddle up with her cause i already masterbated too much today

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Wake up

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>>27748181
>late at night she knocks on my door
>shes drunk again and looking to score

>>27748328
How do you respond?

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>>27748211
this famalamadingdong

hope you're ready for the Tomb of Horrors, Sunset

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>>27748346
>i may be dumb, i'm not a dweeb
>i'm just a sucker with no self esteeem
then we fug but she keeps treating me like shit

>>27748365
>implying you're not into it

come on mang

>>27748372
i'm starting to think you havent actually listened to the lyrics properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWjzBHUdsI

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>>27748181
I collar her. I'm a sub but I always wanted a sister slave. we can be a package deal.

>take her hand and lead her to my bedroom, closing the doors
>slowly walk over towards my bed, turn around, and begin passionately making out with her
>caress her curvy body as I slowly undress her
>lay her down on the bed
>start kissing her and making my way down from her face to her pussy, then lick all the way down the insides of both legs
>back up to her pussy, begin sucking and teasing her clit
>bring my fingers in and start spreading, tickling her lips
>start schlicking in and out, curving my fingers, until she has a squirting orgasm all over my hand
>releasethekraken.jpg
>she passionately sucks on my dong, even making sure the balls are taken care of too
>enough talk, let's fight
>missionary position
>slowly penetrate her meat curtains, start fucking and building up speed
>began slow but now humping like a wild animal. she's squealing and moaning
>switch to doggy, fuck even harder
>getting close
>lay her on her back and fuck her tits until I cum
>sticky white sperm all over her face, licking it off as it trickles towards her open mouth
>clean up clean up everybody clean up
>cuddle time

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>>27748181

Take her to an empty parking lot and pull sick brodies.

>>27748550
>Missionary position
Sicko

>>27748221
Fuck, came here to post this.

>>27748304
You can never wank too much

>>27748181
Tell her to go.

>That awkward moment when you never thought your waifu would wanna have sex with you so you got Starlight, naked on the floor holding a glass of red wine and Sunny awestruck standing in the doorway. But hey 3-ways are nice. She did say anything.

Ask her to hook me up with human Twilight.

Boop

>>27748181
>"Get OUT!"
>"No hooves!"
>"And you're not even CANON!"

>>27749533
This is SUNSET
Not STARLIGHT

Tell her to go home. It's no fun if they just give it away.

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>>27749542
Look at this horse. Look at her hooves. Look at her soft, smooth, clean hooves. Those hooves are canon, you know. They exist in the show. Your Shimmer only exists in a spin-off Hasbro cash-in, and she has no hooves, but hands and feet (grossly deformed ones at that).

Starlight will always be better than Sunset.

Remove and sell her organs.

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>>27749586
No, you look at this horse. Look at her hooves. Look at these soft, smooth, clean hooves. You can keep telling yourself that they're not canon, it won't make it true

>>27748181
>rape

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>>27748181

>>27749597
I can't look at her hooves they're in boots. Dropped

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>>27749600
*Bang*
He didn't meme so good! Who wants to try next?

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>>27749605
Perfect fur.
Perfect hooves.
Perfect mane.
Perfect eyes.
Perfect tail.

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>>27749597
*sigh* Okay, fine. Shimmer is cute, too. She may be a clichéd alpha bitch archetype, but god damn me if she's not stylish.

I still like my Glimglim better though.

>>27748181

Cook her a romantic meal and then Netflix and chill.

It's my fetish