612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is due out this Wednesday!
With Wonderbolts training, summer wardrobe lines, animal care, baking, farm work, tutoring AND whatever the map decides it needs them for, those Ponyville girls have a lot of work to do even in the hottest season. They're usually pretty good about making time to get some rest and have some group partying and support. And there's always some room for more!
Think the tree castle is well-insulated? It might make a good retreat when days get TOO warm.
>>27740795
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>lily
An apple a day.
>>27745161
What if you had 6 apples a day?
>>27745158
Now we're talking
>>27745173
Then that really keeps the doctor away.
>>27745173
Then you keep six doctors away.
Nyx says this Anon is nice but she wants something more of a stroking Anon.
>>27745193
Poor doctor ponies. Out of a job because of Applejack.
This guy just slapped your waifus ass in public
what do?
>>27745201
Nah, there will be a point where too many apples a day brings the doctors back.
>>27745211
Slap his ass
>>27745152
Pony just slapped your ass in public.
What do?
>>27745161
An apple for life keeps your world free from strife.
>>27745239
Blush and fidget
>>27745199
Anon accidently let them have filly love.
>>27745239
Why am I in public?
This is the story of Derpy, the ugliest pony in town
>>27745245
I need that apple wife for life.
>been attending highschool for at least 4 years now.
So she's got to be at least 17, right?
muh family
>>27745323
>muh dresses
>>27745323
>>27745322
Attending high school for 4 years (in America) puts you at 17-18 most likely
>>27745323
>muh wonderbolt
>>27745323
muh books
>>27745295
An apple for a spouse wears a wonderful blouse.
>>27745323
muh bestiality
>>27745363
>>27745363
>not 'muh draconequus dick'
You had one job, anon.
muh past sins
>>27745323
put the pony down
>you will never have a pony sister
>>27745402
Fluttershy is too damn adorable.
>>27745409
>you will never be a pony sister
FTFY
>>27745400
Go home and be a family man.
Filly always gets what she wants.
>>27745427
I'm not buying you ice cream, Diamond Tiara
Filly need more soul to be cuter
>>27745456
Tell her to be more DETERMINED.
She doesn't need Love.
>>27745363
>>27745400
>it has 'best' in the the name
>>27745413
>>27745456
>>27745418
That would be lovely.
>>27745504
a-already?
Horses are pretty
I've not done this in a long time but I feel nostalgic doing it, goodnight.
>>27745511http://pony.sex/lewd.webm
>>27745537
very pretty
>>27745537
>>27745548
HELP
I NEED AN ADULT
>>27745537
>finnish horse
>>27745537
Horses are comfy.
>>27745564
I'm an adult
>>27745589
HELP
I NEED A FILLY
>>27745627
I'm a filly
Wait a minute
I wish I had a filly
>>27745564
>>27745627
Do we know enough yet to have any idea if the pony movie will be good or not?
It feels like VAs get revealed once or twice a month, but apart from that Russian powerpoint presentation and that one email leak, which is likely invalid now, we don't know much of the plot of the movie, do we?
>>27745647
AS IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT!
>>27745656
No teaser, no trailer, no poster, no synopsis
it's pretty much irrelevant right now
>>27745673
And no guesses as to when we'd know more either I presume?
>>27745680
SDCC probably?
>>27745588
Apple is the most comfy.
>>27745685
>July 21st-24th
Yeah. A little over a year before it's supposed to come out sounds like a good time to give us at least something.
>>27745665
don't you
>>27745688
I can translate filly for you if you'd like, theirs is a language steeped in metaphor and delicate implications.
>>27745784
filly sent me a strange message maybe you can decode it for me:
"you're a big faggot"
>>27745754
I'll just bring my own blanket to bed
>>27745798
Ah yes, this is an old filly idiom, it roughly translates to "Stop touching my friends butts, goddammit!"
>>27745754
So am I supposed to cut a hole in the blanket? Is that how it works?
I AM A BOOK AND
YOU PUT DOCUMENTS IN ME
>>27745754
Apple ponito crunchwrap supreme.
tara strong has 777 voice credits
>>27745808
well i'm not gonna
>>27745847
Filly butts are firm and taut from doing filly things all day.
>>27745847N O I
ro-ro-rotate your pone!
ro-ro-rotate your pone!
>>27745847
How about holding a staff meeting in my office.
Pet the filly.
>>27745938
that's all I would do all day
I'd make it my job
filly petter
>>27745938
Okay.
>>27745959
I'd pet filliesand colts
>>27745882
still makes me hhnggg
>>27745938
pet this
>>27746010
Dash is probably just jealous she doesn't get pet as much as the fillies.
>>27746020
she gets pet when she needs it
I can't stop thinking about fillies. This is your fault.
>>27746031
fucking Diamond Tiara just shoving her whole fucking snout in the pie and getting her filly germs all over it
What would happen is Sunburst and Spike teamed up and tried to rape Starlight?
>>27746075
What would happen if I fucked your shit, faggot?
>>27746075
She holds them down with magic and puts telekinetic dildos in all their holes
>>27746092
You'd get shit on your cock.
fluff fluff fluff
fluff fluff fluff
>>27746038
this is earth pony society. they use their mouths for everything. if you don't like it, stay the hell out of their planet.
>>27746029
fluttershy is a good master
>>27746147
Earth ponies have too much free time.
Discord transports you to Equestria to pull off one great prank, after which you will be returned home. The prank can't take more than a year.
If the prank is good enough, you will be granted the ability to transport yourself between our world and Equestria at will.
What do you do?
>>27746130
Even theirurethras?
>>27746162
Put Celestia's hoof in a bowl of warm water.
>>27746157
it would be fun to take turns with her
>>27746162
Convince all the ponies to ignore Rainbow Dash for a year.
>>27746130
They should really learn to cut off her horn.
The pony toys turn out to be like Bullseye.
>>27746173
Palace guard initiation tier. You spend only a week in Equestria and are sent home after a hearty chuckle at Celestia's expense.
>>27746179
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy,even while in heat and exposed to True Love.
>>27746162
Impregnate Twilight
Tia
>>27746192
You're overlooking the fact that I'd have to either sneak past or drug every guard on the premises, plus Luna. Assuming I can't get her to help with the prank.
>>27746162
Convince the ponies that Discord doesn't exist.
>>27746209
>tia
Alright clearly I've missed something.
When are we getting a new episode?
>>27746253
>>27746253
When you believe in the pony.
>>27746253
We don't know
It's mid-season hiatus, because summer
>>27746253
>>27746260
I want to tug her tail and slap her cutiemark.
>>27746260
I wish to worship the apple.
>>27746181
Too mean. Rainbow gets depressed, the mane 6 give up the "prank". You are sent home after a friendship lesson and a group hug.
>>27746222
With Twilight's sponsorship, your book "The Draconequus Delusion" becomes a best seller. Ponies everywhere are happy to discount the occasional crazy shit Discord does as figments of their imagination. Pony doctors invent a new clarification of mental illness, "Discord Fever". Fluttershy is researched as patient zero.
You get to stay.
>>27746221
If Luna helps, it really isn't a stand out prank. If you pull it off without special access to the castle, then maybe.
>>27746260
that is the tiniest little tail wrap
>>27746281
I wish to marry the apple.
>>27746293
It's got a cute little apple on it, too.
>>27746287
Excellent.
Time to learn how to manufacture horse tranquilizer.
>>27746296
I'm gonna do BOTH!
>>27746223
celestia_contemplates_infanticide.png
>>27746308
Oh no you don't.
BOOKS
>>27746317
JUST TRY AND STOP ME
>you will never have dinner with the Apples
>>27746333
As a consolation prize, you can have apples for dinner.
>>27746327
You can't marry a married mare, anon.
>>27746323
>that bit of mane over Twilight's hoof
That pony is such a cutie.
>>27746347
But what if Princess Motherly allows it?
Stupid horses need the most attention.
>>27746347
Your wishes ain't canon, bruh. I do what I want.
>>27746358
is that why rarity's always front and center
>>27746347
>>27746363
Both of you need to stop fighting over my wife. It's unsightly.
>>27746363
I really wish she'd wear a bandana on the show
>>27746347
WHY AINT YALL BREEDIN
>>27746379
She'd be the most accessorized pony.
I don't like apples, kiwis are better
>>27746387
I want to steal her hat and hold it out of reach.
>>27746379
She's adorable with little extras.
Kiwijack?
>>27746392
>>27746347Hey Tex, do you have Discord?
>>27746427
No.
>>27746437
O-okay...
>>27746453
Should I? I know of it, but nothing about what it is.
>>27746453
friendzoned
>>27746464
Learnthat one thing you always wanted to learn.
>>27746464
MASTURBATE!
>>27746464
want to hear filly tell a joke?
>>27746462
Most people (that I know anyways) completely moved to discord from skype, it serves the same general purpose.
>>27746482
You're a stupid horse
Fillies are known to be extremely comfortable in human pants.
Usually while the human is still in them.
Don't trust the filly. She only wants your organs.
>>27746474
I just saw a really hot pic so I guess I go do that
>>27746507
Remember to rub your nipples too.
>>27746479
It is done.
>>27746522
AJ tryin to show off the tuft she doesnt have.
All book shelves, book stores and libraries are now the sovereign domain of the book princess.
>>27746535
Why is the MLPG Discord shit
>>27746535
AJ is perfect the way she is.
>>27746578
Look at them cheeks.
>>27746571
>why is MLPG <social chat> shit?
>>27746157
is dash really the pet type though
>>27746582
I need an AJ version of this.
>>27746571
It's not so bad, as long as you ignore the faggots.
making code all work together nicely is hard stuff, dog bless real coders.
>>27746570
more like petite pomme de terre!
>>27746571
How do I?
>>27746598
But they're all faggots
>>27746603
>>27746606
https://discord.gg/E5m5p
>>27746599
Wait, shit, Klondike? You're actually working on the game! Good for you.
>>27746599
So where's the option to stick it in Rarities ass?
>>27746599
>Phone
wut
>>27746644
That's tiarawhy yo.
Klondike is too busy jerking off to a cop dog fursuiter.
>MLPG chat room
I've heard about it for years now but it's still such a foreign concept to me.
>>27746657
Oh.
Sadness.
I guess I should throw Klondork into the Dinofag pile.
>>27746670
You can use the same link as tex if you want to test the waters.
>>27746670
you're really not missing out on anything
any kind of 4chan chatroom is always awful, this is no exception
>>27746670
It's like MLPG but with names on, less fillyposting, and more shitposting
>>27746698
>less fillyposting
What's the point
>>27746670
plenty of things are foreign to me
like having friends, for instance
Who's the lowest level filly in your party?
>>27746698
>less fillyposting
>>27746703
>tfw you're a terrible friend and person but people insist on keeping you around for some reason
>>27746333
>will never slowly become an Apple
>will never grow closer and closer to AJ until you fall in love
>will never steadily change Big Mac from apprehensive older sibling to total drinking bro who trusts you completely
>will never help Granny around the house to the point she considers you a son
>will never become a big brother figure to Apple Bloom
I didn't ask for these feels.
>>27746717
>that feel want to have friends but can't even enjoy talking to people
>want to be alone when around people but want to be with people when alone
>>27746651
eventually
>>27746655
current idea is you're anon from eqg stuck in horse world as a pone. you went to sleep at the portal thing and happened to fall through due to the portal being active and you're there for 30 days. also you took your phone with you and it still works.
D E R P Y
>>27746742
>from eqg
>>27746753
whose reaction is that
>>27746747
>>27746683
>>27746692
>>27746698
The idea just terrifies me. I've been able to enjoy MLPG all these years because of anonymity. Putting an identity to myself defeats that purpose.
>>27746703
>>27746717
Preaching to the choir.
>>27746753
or human world, either works
>>27746802
You could just like, make a throwaway discord and try it out.
>>27746761
Remember to mark the pony with your scent so others know to STAY the FUCK away from her.
>>27746802
You could make your name Anonymous.
i have registered applejack into apples anonymous
>>27746852
Unless you are from a coastal city where everyone sounds like the same faggot, they could just make up a name to go with your voice.
>>27746870
>speaking
>>27746879
My bad thought y'all were talking about discord. IGNORE ME
>>27746887
We are
>>27746833
It's an idea but ideas don't usually work out well.
>>27746870
>>27746879
>speaking chatroom
THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE.
>>27746887
Discord has text chatting.
birdponies are awake
>>27746915
Filly is sad because Memessi fail to the team
The mlpg discord is 95% text, the only real reason to chat is for vidya.
Surprise tactical boop, sign here, please.
>>27746928
>Hey Celestia! Smell my hoof!
>Guess where it's been?
>>27746928
>going to a con runs the risk of some stranger running up to me and poking my nose
reevaluating my choices
>>27746925
>caring about football
>>27746925
I wonder if that's why my friend isn't online.
>>27746926
what vidya do they play?
>>27746980
The dankest new memes
>>27746925
F
Cutest country filly lay here
2016-2016
"I dream with a world without messi"
>>27746980
Overmeme and tree of savior but I don't keep track.
>>27747003
She isn't dead, just sad
>>27746918
these pegasi are gonna clean me out some day
Filly things.
Filly is guilty of being a filly.
What happens if I touch a Japanese horse?
>>27747163
Nuclear fission.
>>27747163
She falls in love with you.
Objective: Turn a mare into a mother
>>27747188
Shouldn't be a problem.
>>27747188
Objective: Sire 12 fillies.
>>27747195
wow lewd
>>27747195
Dash what's wrong with your eye?
>>27747204
Shouldn't be a problem.
>>27747203
Was she thinking about it or not?
>>27747163
youmay get touched back
Remember to feed the basement ponies.
>>27747227
But they say their on a hunger strike until the pineapples stop
Why does Applejack ask me if I'm breeding all the time when her fetish is anal
The fillies have forsaken you.
>>27746390
fuck kiwis they are such a hassle to peel
Sometimes pony art makes me wish I had a sibling. But then real life reminds me that I'm happy as an only.
Remember: it's never let too late to give up on your dreams. Even if you haven't formed them yet!
>>27747314
Don't peel them. Cut them in half and scoop them from his inside with a spoon.
>>27747331
>filename
Unf. Something about that type of story always gets me.
Fun fact: 9 out of 10 fillies are changelings in disguise.
Welp, there go the ponies.
>>27747338
I would love to take Octavia on a fancy dinner date and get a "private show" later. Maybe we could even smooch.
>>27747347
So you're saying they're legal.
>>27747352
WAIT TAKE ME WITH YOU
>>27747352
I'm not letting this one get away!
>>27747354
It would be a perfect cover. Who'd suspect a series of "private concerts" as a front for something more mischievous.
>>27747352
>you will never make friends irl
>you will never make friends with ponies
What's the point of living
>>27747378
Of course, an actual private concert would be fine too. I'd love to watch an earth pony play a musical instrument up close.
Remember to check your pony traps often, its very important to clear them before the ponies become dehydrated.
>>27747379
Don't be silly, you can do both. The ponies might not be up to talking though.
>>27747390
Cool. But maybe she can wear some pony lingerie while she does.
>>27746958
>not going on /sp/
unequivocally the funnest board
>>>/sp/68968066
see for yourself when /sp/ goes into full hype mode
>>27747394
>>27747394
Or worse, lonely.
>>27747404
My zebra
>>27747394
Remember to knock them out before letting the blood - adrenalin makes meat stiff.
Is Fluttershy's brother the least sexualized stallion of the fandom?
>>27747464
Trouble Shoes?
>>27747464
who
>>27747352
She ain't getting away from me. I love her too much.
Filly loves you.
Now get in the box.
>>27747486
Anything for a filly who loves me
What if ponyponied ponyponifically
>>27747508
You were named hoof of the princess, to keep her council and secrets from now 'till death.
>>27747519
What kind of secrets do princesses keep?
The recipe for the world's best cake?
>>27747406
>>27746958
Dude /sp/ is hilarious after a major sporting event.
>>27747420
Do you think it'd be demeaning if I started slipping singles into her waistband?
>>27747530
Yes
You should start with a fiver
>>27747522
After the Cavs won I was in tears for like two hours watching the catalog. It was incredible.
Fillies are like regular expressions.
Seriously though, do not fill the fillies, despite their name
>>27747586
I filled a mare once and made a filly
>>27747586
It's possible to fill a filly without leaving anything behind.
Is it possible to filly a phil?
When did MLPG start getting obsessed with fillies?
>>27747617
that depends, what's your name?
>>27747625
If you're going to dream, dream smoll.
Yours is the filly that mounts the worlds.
The slut.
>>27747684
but she's got nothing down there
>>27747675
>"Day X: I'm sure of it. Dash has been breaking into my room to wear my clothes. I found rainbow hairs in my boxers."
>>27747716
does tha carpet match the drapes?
Remember to organize your fillies and colts by color and size.
>>27747834
DASH YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO WORK
>>27747849
she can't hear you, she's entered deep sleep mode
So when's the new episode coming out?
>>27747889
>>27747889
jeez anon that gets funnier every time you ask it!
>>27747879
what a cute dorker
Time for newbigadventure!
Sugarcube
>>27747943
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>>27747961
>you will never play cubes with Sugar
>>27747961
unf
>>27747992
why's she so sweaty
>>27748005
She works hard.
What draw? I'm in a filly shipping mood.
I'm thinking Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, but I'm open to suggestions.
>>27748029
apple bloom laughing cause she put a collar on sweetie bell
>>27748029
That sounds pretty good, but if you wanted, you could try Peach filly and Silver Spoon/Diamond Tiara.
Or, uh, Noi and Dinky
>>27748029
Scootaloo and the rainbow dash cosplay filly.
>>27748029
Derpy delivering a box of fillies to Anon.
Filly has grown into a mare, but she hopes that won't change anything between you and her
Fillies are not commodities to be bought and sold.
You need to rep grind them for like a month.
Then use specialized currency and food to get them.
This is basic guys.
>>27748084
Immediately lose interest in her.
>>27748046
yes noi and dinky is good
I want to rub AJ's cutie marks.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>27748236
>>27748154
Lewd.
>>27748154
better be careful
what happens when apple can't jack
>>27748326
Blueapples
>>27748326
We can't change the tire.
>>27748373
GET THE FUCK INTO CLEANING
>>27748383
>>27748392
I think that's the wrong kind of cleaning.
>>27746281
>>27748437
Nice try japan
So, desustorage is kill?
>>27748496
Apparently, at least I've been getting 404s for a while now
>>27748496
think so
>>27748509
>>27748533
well them
time to panic
>>27748496
>>27748509
>>27748533
http://cuckchan.org/mlp/
I doubt anything was lost since it's the same team that had to just move to a different domain.
colt is checking his anon traps
Is losing desustorage that bad? Every time I get a 404 image it just directs me to fireden.
>>27748552
oh, alright. thanks
How sad would you be if we lost all the archives for pony?
All the mirrors of that local index with the first few pony threads, the hyperindicies, the pony quest archives, and the currently online archives for /mlp/.
>>27748552
Search function seems to be broken though
>>27748600
It's working for me. What's wrong with it on your end?
>>27748605
Gave me "no results found" for everything I entered.
It's working now though so no idea what happened there
Nyx poked you on fillybook.
>>27748657
I'm on fillybook?
>>27748698
nightmare Nyx
>>27748556
I walked into colt's trap
Now what?
>>27748705
The stallion inspectors come to take you in for evaluation.
>>27748698>that Rarity x Nightmare Rarity animation
So pretty.
>>27748437
>There is horsedick apple
>there is only horsedick true god
>>27748657
hooves can't poke. jab is more like it.
>>27748719
I've seen prettier
>>27748731
Nyx wants to hold on to you while you carry her.
>>27748739
I mean, you could be appler
>Twilight will never shove a broom handle up your asshole
>>27748745
She's already the applest one can be.
>>27748755
You know who's appler?YOUR MOM
>>27748755
There is at least one horse more apple than applejack
>>27748741
>>27748763
Not remotely close but she's pretty damn apple herself.
>>27748770
Yeah, she wishes. She only has one apple on her ass tattoo.
>>27748791
>AJ naked
>Looking at you like that
I think I need an adult
What is filly may never die.
>>27748791
Yeah well it's ten times as apple as any of Applejack's butt apples.
>>27748804
Applejack is an adult.
>>27748816
That's debatable.
be honest
you don't even know how to apple, do you
>>27748830
Maybe she can teach me
>>27748830
Apple should show me her secrets.
>>27748830
i spent all my time learning to ponk
>>27748844
>>27748849
you should have minored in apple
I miss GG.
boop
>>27748894
>>27748894
You can't boop a human
>>27748913
NEXT THING YOU'LL SAY IS THAT HUMANS CAN'T SCRUNCH
>>27748913
Lies. Lies and slander.
>>27748913
>>27748913
That's not a human
>>27748921
Your butts not a human.
what does her non-canon pony milk taste like?
>>27748970
Lactade.
because she isn't real.
>>27748982
I wonder what she thinks about Glimmer taking his wizard status
>>27748984
>Glimmer
>not Shining
>>27748985
Now I'm imagining Glimmy seducing Shiny to get at Twilight…
>>27748989
I like how Twilight keeps getting all touchy feely with Glimmer. I like it when Glimmer gets uncomfortable about it.
>>27748998
Twilight is very protective of her gal pal
glimmer is shit
>>27749009
Fuck off Sunlight.
Anyone having an issue using the little menu to search the archive for image md5 and such?
>>27749009
>>27749009
But I really want to sex her butt.
>>27749030
That's not glims.
I like them both.
The are the most cuminsideable pony villains.
>>27749037
I want them to smooch muzzles.
>>27749037
Glimmer, Trixie, andFlurry Heart.
>>27749021
Dude you made a mistake
You responded to a posting shitting on Glimmy with a pic shitting on Shimmerfags when you should've used one shitting on Glimmfags instead.
>>27749057
Shimmerfags are the only one cancerous enough to hate on Starlight.
>>27749063
>love both
>don't give a fuck what anyone thinks
Feels good, man.
t i d d i e s
>>27749069
I like those.
>>27749063
>Glimmerfags are this delusional
stay mad friend
>>27749069
>>27749079
Indeed.
>>27749079
They just hold a special place in her heart.
>>27749088
What if she got her own tiddies?
>>27749091
She'd spend all day in front of a mirror playing with them.
>>27749091
It just wouldn't be the same.
possess the pony
repossess the pony
filly fired the BFG
she missed out on the secondary tracers damage
Grab the net and the shotgun boys, it's time to go pony hunting
>>27749135
okay, I caught one.
Now what?
>>27749151
>orgasm for several hours
anon I don't think that's physically possible
>>27749151
what sort of monsters do you catch using pony scent lure?
>>27749156
Whores.
>Today is Decide to be Married Day
>>27749161
I'm going to marry that stallion
>>27749161
>No east fuck hatch in the gown.
Rarity obviously did not make this.
>>27749161
this is acceptable
Geez, it's like you guys think Rarity is a slut or something.
>>27749173
>fuck hatch
God dammit
>>27749187
I don't think she's a slut. I know she's a slut.
Rarity is pure!
Pure, I tell you!
>>27749198
Pure sex.
also impure sex
>>27749219
No way, that's as pure as can be.
>>>/co/84095388
>>27749235
Nice samefag Ross
>>27749235
Is The Loud House good? Should I bother watching it? Or is it just a haven for incest shipping like Gravity Falls was?
>>27747410
Censor Twilight's wings, it's still racist!
>>27749253
There's...... RAINBOW CRASH!
pterophobic hate crimes?
in MLPG?
I'm SHOCKED. Shocked and appalled.
>>27749294
She'll be no longer a princess in the future.
>Ross returns
>wingsfag returns
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
>>27749304
>the hiatus brings out the shitposters
Who could have ever predicted that
Cute canon couples.
>>27749358
Noi?
>>27749366
No, I.
>>27749351
he makes his own big sister
pick up his used cum tissues
with her mouth
>>27749373
N O U
>>27749366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN0OmI6tejg
>>27749373
noinoi
I like Noi but Noiposting is getting out of hand
>>27749399
Noi t's not.
Fillies are
It's a good thing they figured out how to control Flurry Heart's power in her debut episode, otherwise she'd have to be deported to Tartarus' Daycare Facility for Demonic Infants and Toddlers
>>27749389
Yeah, well
I wanted to be a filly next year REEEEEEEEE
>>27749395
>tfw hoihoi never drew the best filly
>now she jumped ships to zootopia fandom leaving shitty brony show in the dust
at least i havent watched the show since s2 ended, so i have that going for me
>>27749437
>at least i havent watched the show since s2 ended, so i have that going for me
I know that you're lying but I still envy you.
>>27749437
>wanting anuses: the artist to draw anything related to ponies at all
>>27749418
I now want a picture of adorable eldritch abomination fillies playing in the Tartarus Reform School playground.
>>27749467
CUDDLE TIME!
>>27749502
CUDDLES? AGAIN?
>>27749502
Colt cuddles?
>>27749161
Excellent.
>>27749552
This is cute.
Nyx is here.
She is known as Fillydhin, FILLYBORNE.
>>27749552
I wish I was a colt.
>>27749552
Nyx says you're not allowed to hug her, snuggle her, nuzzle her, kiss her, pet her, stroke her, talk to her or even be near her.
>>27749783
I have kind of a stupid question.
What's the deal with Nyx and Snowdrop?
>>27749787
They're both OCs, I guess?
>>27749787
Snowblind is dead she had an animation and nobody really cared about her ever since then
N*x has a dedicated shitposter because it's a shitty OC from a my little dashie tier fanfiction so the autists love her
>>27749861
Where are those fillies going?
>>27749847
>it's a shitty OC from a my little dashie tier fanfiction so the autists love her
That's a insult to My Little Dashie.
And My Little Dashie got a Rainbow Dash Presents. Rainbow Factory even got one. Past Sins is more well known than My Little Dashie and yet it didn't. I think that tells you something about its quality.
>>27749035
I really like her new mane she's so pretty
>>27749960
I want to gamble with griffons. But I'd have a limit to what I'd be willing to gamble with.
>>27749990
unf
>>27749358
>>27749373
>>27749389
>>27749462
I've seen this "noi" pony posted a lot recently.
Another flavor of the month forced meme, or something more?
Time will tell
>>27750009
>dumb shit
>>27749914
>Past Sins is more well known than My Little Dashie
I don't know where you're getting that impression. Virtually anyone in the fandom has either read or at least knows what MLD is about. Past Sins is a fic that while sadly still very popular, it's not as widely known.
>>27750009
Just don't mind these retards.
>>27750018
Hmm. Is that right? Maybe my perception has been colored by the people I talk to.
Past Sins certainly has more rabid fans though I imagine. Haven't there been multiple physical printings of that stupid fanfic?
>>27749990
I love that mare.
>>27750009
>no fun
>>27750033
would you cuddle her when she gets home from work
>>27750026
I guess what makes the difference is that MLD is just a short 12k self-insert sobstory that you can read in one evening and the appeal of having a pony at your home is for everyone, while Past Sins is more like 200k words so it's not as accessible and the premise isn't really attention grabbing.
They definitely do have more rabid fans, though. Comes slightly with the "exclusivity" - MLD is every brony's fanfic, Past Sins is the literary masterpiece with muh adorable nix.
I don't know if it's been printed, I only know of Fallout:Equestria.
>>27750047
Yes. I would get her a drink ready, put a blanket over us, and cuddle her for as long as she needs, and do whatever else she needs me to do to help her wind down after a hard day's work.Like ravish her.
>>27750047
After she takes a shower.
>>27750050
Oh no, it's real.
How much is that pony in the window?
>>27750060
Well at least they still don't have a movie, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBohDujLPs
>>27750079
Holy fuck
>>27750079
That is true.
God, I've never watched that thing. The concept is still just too cringy. Something about the first-person narration.
>>27750037
>tfw this artist will never draw a normal pic without his stupid fetish
>>27750094
I never managed to pull through the whole thing, so I just watched the first couple minutes and then just skipped to the end to see how well the ponies will be edited in and voiced.
But it speaks well of the sheer popularity of MLD.
>>27749914
>1 chapter vs 22 chapters
yeah, no fucking wonder My Little Dashie and Rainbow Factory are tailored to literally one story aspect, it's easy to parody it without fault.
>>27750100
I don't even know who the artist is but these at least aren't fetishy
>>27750155
HelloMy Little Dashie
Filly wants to be an anime girl.
>>27750169
>>27750037
I'd consider one of these deep sea monster ponies if they were pony-sized instead of kaiju-sized.
Isn't Past Sins having its 5 year anniversery soon?
>>27750177
I want to be an anime filly.
We /fanfiction/ now?
>>27750191
Yeah sure. My favourite is "A Changeling Invasion".
>>27750191
Honestly we've probabily had more serious discussion in these few posts than the FimFiction thread has in a month.
>>27750228
wat
>>27750232
I'm saying we're being more productive than the thread this discussion is for.
>>27750235
thanks
>>27750221
Is that the one with Twilight in Groundhog's Day time travel setup?
>>27750189
Being a filly is difficult, though.
>>27750242
No. This one is an anthro clopfic in which changelings fuck the shit out of ALL the ponies, and the mares like it because it's apparently in their nature. Which is something absolutely none of them knew about until the changelings showed them. It's only good for masturbating to. It's got almost 0 story, and even then the story is only there to tie sex scenes together.I was hoping someone would recognise the title and call me a faggot for it. I would have chosen Fall of Equestria, but someone might have misread it.
>>27750249
I wish I had what they had.
>>27750191
>>27750221
I'm a big fan of Bad Mondays.
>>27750191
>Background PonyIt would have been good if like half of it wasn't irrelevant to the actual story
>>27750274
Lesbians IRL tend to be ugly, though.
>>27750191
>>27750281
The ending was horrible, absolutely horrible.
Left me feeling gloomy for several days.
>>27750275
What's that like? Apparently I've read a couple of chapters, but I don't remember it.
>>27750275
>>27750299
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/163706/bad-mondays
>750k HiE trash
ctrl+w
>>27750299
Hilarious, full of adventure, protagonist is most definitely not a gary stu that has everything go his way.
He can be a real bastard. The author is also really good at worldbuilding.
>>27750288
Yeah, typically. I guess dorky tomboys are a happy medium.I know they're not trying to act like men but it comes off like that and that's really off putting.
>>27750328
>Best guess for this image: organ
Is google fucking high or something
>>27750338
Does your organ not react when you look at her?
>>27750191
My all-time favourite is "No way I Can eat any more, sir, I'm already quite Foal! (By BottledBeggar)", but Fall of Cleveland was a good read for its time.
>>27750338
Trying to reverse image the video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkAVsSk_l6w
It's pretty damn funny. It's a 20 minute video of 5 minutes of lame cooking and 15 minutes of her getting plastered for the rest of the video on Dr. Pepper and Fireball while trying to answer questions.
>>27750179
how about chimera pone
>>27750345
She's not a horse, so no
>>27750350
Thanks
>>27750311
The only HiE fanfic I've ever liked was this one (it technically counts but in the story he becomes a pony).
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/122954/hail-to-the-king
>last update: 28th Dec 2014
wew lad
>>27750256
If that's true maybe check out The Chase by kudzuhaiku. It's a longer read, but totally worth it.
>>27750289
Yeah the last two chapters hit me as well, and some of the stories throughout, too.
>>27750360
That was such a good story. I don't think he's coming back this time.
>>27750338
>Best guess for this image: fun
Google is weird.
>>27750352
This would work. I'd love to play her fin-ear things. Maybe rub the base of her tali
How much fish taste are we talking here though? Like does she smell like an Asian dock?
And is her diet mostly fish? I might be able to get over that but the natural fishy smell might be a deal breaker.
>>27750386
Fun?
>>27750350
What a fucking nerd
NEW HORSE WHERE?
>>27750404
I know. Isn't she great?
>>27750407
It's 12PM
>>27750411
Yeah
Is it just me or did she delete all her horse stuff? I can't find anything
>>27750415
Excuse you, it's almost 1pm.
>>27750421
Most of her horse stuff was never on her Youtube account, it was on others'.
The most complete list would probably be here: http://jessinowack.weebly.com/resumes.html intermixed with the rest of her work.
>>27750423
>>27750415
It's actually 2PM.
>>27750428
Oh, thanks
>>27750346
>No way I Can eat any more, sir, I'm already quite Foal! (By BottledBeggar
Is that real?
>>27750360
I long for an update. Last I remember, he commented saying that he was considering watching more episodes (he stopped at series 2) to get the Crystal Empire more canon. That was some time ago.
>>27750377
>over 900 chapters
Holy fucking shit mate I've got stuff to do sometimes maybe.
It says it's a sequel to The Catch, but that one's description says it takes place before The Chase, and they're both incomplete. Which one am I supposed to read first? I once saw a couple of stories, one labelled a sequel and the other labelled a prequel in reference to each other. I can't help but feel something like that is happening here, where the author doesn't fully know how to use it right.
Also it's taken me this long to realise Twilight's forelegs are tucked underneath her. I always thought that this was an edit where someone removed half of her forelegs length.
>>27750430
it's actually 19:01
>>27750433
I have no idea about The Chase. I just know it's long as fuck and of very doubtable quality. You probably shouldn't read it unless you have no taste or hate yourself.
Fuck Rarity
>>27750433
>>924 chapters
>2,326,059 words total
HOLY FUCK, what is WRONG with this person???
Just NO.
There is no story you can put together with THAT many words that is worth reading. Just NO.
>>27750433
>Is that real?
Well, I know I read it, but I understand that it's going to be a trouble googling it.
>>27750377
>The Chase
>2.4 million worlds
>not even finished yet
why
>>27750275
I went from learning about Bad Mondays through MLPG two years ago to becoming one of the fuck's editors.
This is probably your fault, specifically.
>>27750469
JBL?
>>27750483
No, I was taken off the active list for a time and he forgot to put me back on.
Currently trying to get the author and the rest of the editors to play Dominions.
>>27750467
You know, the fact that there's some guy out there who can for two years write several chapters daily isn't what's surprising me. More staggering is the fact that there are people who actually read all that shit, like it and are able to follow what's even going on.
Actually, is this a literary equivalent of a soap opera?
>>27750469
Yeah... yeah it probably is my fault.
>>27750350
That was fun.