612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
A thousand years and more is a long time to operate with a spotless record, but presumably when not restrained by artifice, Princess Celestia kept meeting the appropriate times for raising and lowering the sun (and moon). Morning malaise couldn't keep her down long even if she does some of those days; it might account for a little disprepancy from time to time, though. Might be a good thing she has a castle's staff worth of assistance should she require it. And Luna being back can only take away a lot of the pressure.
Do Equestrian almanacs predict sunrise and sunset times?
>>27731338
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
MLPG WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE
>filly
Nyx wants to leave the Equestrian Union.
>colt
STOP WITH THE FILLY AND COLTPOSTING
Why is Rarity so fucking perfect? I love every single thing about her without exception.
>>27735032
>>27735032
No
Filly likes Van Halen not Van Hagar.
>not putting MLP General into a name field to stop filly scrips
You had one job you filthy tripfag
Here comes dat Scot!
>>27735072
Where did this meme come from?
>>27735084
A couple days ago, some anon fucked up and put 'MLP General' in the name field, which messed up the fillyposter's scripts
I dunno why this guy keeps meming it though
Who's ready for Bronycon: the episode?
>>27735137
Translation pls? I don't speak pedo language
http://www.magicpony.technology/
>>27735137
Well, S5 proved that bottling up all the pandering and brony references in one single episode works great for the rest of the season, sooo...
Love the villains.
>>27735152
An upcoming episode is about a convention, with pony-fans that talk about their cosplays
That's the twitter account of Fluttershy's spanish VA
>>27735035
worst pone
>>27735165
How would she know about this?
>>27735182
Because she had to provide voiceacting for said episode, I assume
>>27735182
Well, VAs usually read scripts...
>>27735259
YOU'VE GOT A FOREHEAD ON YA LIKE A COFFEE TABLE!
How prepared are you for the emerging Filly Economy?
>"You just heard 'Fly, Robin Fly' by Silver Convention, 'Le Freak' by Chic, and 'Turn the beat around' by Vicky Sue Robinson."
>"Now, number 4, on the station where the 70's survived. K-F-I-L-L-Y."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqfIKqW2ZPo
Fillies are not currency.
>>27735259
IT'S NOT A FIVEHEAD
>>27735321
i wanna rock
>>27735102
I'm still sorry for that.
And for exposing the fillyposter script.
But we shouldn't do that because the beacon script can't find the current general if the subject isn't MLP General. I guess the marker really does do nothing.
So what does Marker Pony even DO now that her job is useless?
>>27735487
>So what does Marker Pony even DO now that her job is useless?
Play videogames with Junior all day on the MLPG HQ's basement.
I made more friends today, princess
>>27735495
Should we really be paying her for that?
>>27735504
We pay her for use of her likeness on all of our merchandise
>>27735335
Because filly's value is immeasurable
Filly wants her own episode.
>>27735487
nah, you're good. It was a little mistake, and it was kind of obvious he was using a script for awhile. I think he even admitted it.
marker is still the CEO of MLPG.co, she writes all our contributors' paychecks
>>27735517
Oh. Well okay, that kind of makes sense.
Shit, that reminds me, I still need to get a Marker Pony plush.I'm able to save money again, I'll probably commission one this summer.
Marker is too old now. We should replace her.
>>27735537
nah
>>27735534
I would sell my first born for a Gloomy plush
>>27735537I still prefer JR as a boy. I'm not shitposting or trying to start anything I just think it's cuter that's all
>>27735561And I think you're wrong. Fillies are cuter than colts, and boys don't wear pigtails.
>>27735534
Who are you gonna commission?
>>27735566
>and boys don't wear pigtails
Which is why I prefer that one picture where she's a boy.
>>27735581
There's nothing stopping a full R63 lineup of them. They could even run into each other and the Juniors could play D&D together.
>>27735487
>>27735495
She works part time in the spa
>>27735574
Not sure yet. But I'm willing to drop $400-500 for her.
Please don't clone and R63 the fillies.
>>27735596
r63 Marker is cuteand hot
>>27735137
>>27735165
inb4 Daring do convention celebrating a new book with the mane 6 dressed like daring do character
>>27735607
Damn
How big do you want it to be?
>>27735613
>there isn't a Guy-atus pony
well, it's not like we need the giant hiatus horse, right? He'd just lay around all day and be depressing.
>>27735616
>Rainbow Dash dresses up as a recolor of herself
>>27735555
I would probably kill for some filly and colt plushies
>>27735619
I'm not sure. I'm more concerned about quality though. 15"+ is fine.
>>27735601
qts
>>27735616
Dash = daring do
Twilight = daring do(for the classic joke two faggot use the same custome) or some nerdy doctor/detective that appear in the other books(forbiden city in the clouds)
Fluttershy = those dirty aztec that appear in the previous episode
Pinkie Pie = ahuizotl (she can use her tail like a hand after all)
Applejack = Dr caballeron
Rarity = some fancy shit
>>27735642
>15"
>Willing to drop $500
I'm getting a 15" Marker from http://angelwarrioraurora.deviantart.com/ for 200 Euro, for $500 you could probably get a 25" oneDon't let the pictures fool you, her stuff looks way better in real life
>>27735642
I used to have a few names picked out but that was a year or two ago.
I guess anything greater than or equal to 12 inches is also fine.
It's just that.... a Marker Pony plush -needs- to exist. And I'm willing to pay money to be the one who owns her.
Little Broy Peep seems fine. I like that they were willing to post a shot from the front.
>>27735680
Also pretty good.
I need to make a list of these so I can go through them when I finally feel my emergency money is padded well enough again.
>>27735718
>"You can brush my hair. Undress me everywhere."
>"C'mon Pinkie, let's go party."
>>27735753
>in her voice
aw yeah
So can we all agree that filly body pillows would actually just be normal sized pillows?
>>27735815
Folded in half I'd say that's about right.
MLPG merchandise store where?
Filly wants a robot cleaner.
Filly is going to bite off your face.
>general starts out with filly
Best thread.
Also whats new today?
>>27735832
What would you buy?
Could it sell (free) markers you can print off and stick everywhere?
MLP General keychains?
An MLP General zippo so you can burn the free markers?
>>27735858
this general hardly ever starts without filly these days
>>27735880
That is a good thing yes?
>>27735832
Who would be running the store?
>>27735842
And that's why you shouldn't give meth to the ponies.
>>27735864
>>27735832
Oh. And filly treats.
>>27735915
and bebsi merchandise
How much should I charge for fillies' innocence?
>>27735941
Yeah. You could at least sell the labels.
>>27735842
Hah. That reminds me of a thing I've just read in a manual for dog training.
>For all unwanted actions the dog is taught the first command, but the second command is used for the situations when it starts eating something unwanted: planted food, food waste or a non-resisting detained person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng6cpzYJTCQ
>gotta pee real bad
>roomate still in bathroom
>i hear him playing 3ds
>mfw
>>27736008
Pee on his bed to establish dominance.
>>27736008
Threaten him to pee in a bottle, then squirt it all over him.
>>27736008
Go in there and pee on him
>>27736008
Knock and tell him to hurry it up. Pinch it off so you can go.
Or just pee in the sink. A drain's a drain.
>>27736059
Psychiatrists
>>27736008
Don't be a cuck, just tell him to finish.
>>27736008
Pony vagina canon
>>27736059
Ponies in glasses.
>>27736059
Ughh. I could never stand psychologists. They always ask you personal shit and I'm like bitch shut the fuck up u don't know me. That's none of ur buisness
>>27735985
And maybe t-shirts.
>>27736093
I know right, and then they're all "You're a danger to yourself and others" and you were like "but I thought this was confidential" and then you have to move up your plans because they called the cops.
>>27736108
That's nice, Tex. You gonna color it?
>>27736108
Yo dude, why don't you ever draw Booker DeWitt looking happy.
>>27736093
You know they ask that stuff so they can understand all potential outlets that could help explain your current problem right?
>>27736151
There will be an attempt.
>>27736186
Keen.
>>27736108
Extreme qts
>>27736154
>nude
>>27735561
>I'm not shitposting
sure(you) aren't
>>27736248
As the pony should be
>>27736156
>happy
>>27736277
If ponies lived in harmony with a race that regularly wore clothes like humans, would ponies start to feel shame for being nude all the time? Would they accessorize more to "fit" in and feel more clothed?
Would youdateher?
>>27736333
No.
>>27736333
I'd rut her, hard.
But date her>? Not so much
>>27736333
I don't date dorks.
>>27736418
dorks can be fun.
Hyper futa anthro dorks are kinda cute.
>>27736429
Every single one of those words is either fucking disguting or retarded
Don't look at the butt
>>27736504
I looked at the butt, Ray.
>>27736504
no problemo, since i will be deep inside
>>27736504
Literally the first thing I noticed in the picture.
>>27736504
I'll be too deep inside to look at it.
What fetishes do you think are most common among ponies?
I bet they're into sick shit likehoof holdingorextreme cuddling
>>27736525
Prey-predator domination fetish is probably extremely common.
>>27736533
Are humans predators?
Plaid Stripes/Twist/Frazzle Rock harem
You know you want it
>>27736533
>Buy a patch of untamed woods
>sell access to couples a few hours at a time
>conveniently have some tents/shelters with mattresses here and there
I'm going to be rich!
>>27736554
Why the fuck would I ever want that
>>27736549
Technically they would be.
>>27736549
Yes.
Griffons would love to test us.
>>27736560
What if pony wanted to be the predator?
>>27736558
because desperate horny mares, anon
>>27736581
I repeat
Why the fuck would I ever want that
>>27736580
That'd only really work for big ponies, like the princesses.
>>27736583
Holes are holes I suppose
>>27736580
Then she'd have to make all sorts of cute growling noises to show she's serious.
>>27736591
Go on...
>>27736580
>"I heard where you're from humans ride ponies.
That's cute. This is Equestria; lay down."
>>27736580
Give them a gun
Does this mean that ponies all have vore fetishes?
>>27736610
I've heard real life horse nibble at each others sides to express sexual interest.
To a limited extent, I think a lot of them would get a kick off of light biting.
I CLOSE MY EYES AND GRAB IT
I CLENCH MY HAND AND WPPSH IT
I GRAB THE FLANK AND RUB IT
I AM THE BUTT I WORSHIP
>>27736504
The panties version of this is better.
>>27736504
Too late
>>27736644
nice meme
>>27736644N O ID E D
O
I
D
E
D
Pony is excited
>>27736697
Actually it's orgasmic excitement.
Come inside, the pony beckoned
>>27736725
Vorefags drawing SFW pictures is the funniest thing
>>27736727
Isn't it? They must have spent half the time of that drawing just on the mouth and tongue.
>>27736554
I want to combine them into the ultra dork
Pony reminds you to trust the fuckhead.
Pony reminded you your favorite pony is SHIT.
Pony does not realize pony is your favorite.
>>27736805
Coco would be a good consolation waifu
>>27736450unf
>>27736815
>consolation waifu
What happend to /mlp/ poll?
>>27736814
Pony shouldn't use such vulgar language.
>>27736814
Pony needs to calm down.
>>27736843
What /mlp/ poll?
You mean that one they always posted a link to during episode days?
>>27736889
>figured the filename would read "moondiaper" instead of "moondancer"
>read it
>read it again to make sure I didn't read it wrong
>that's actually the filename
Huh. I don't like this fetish but I think it's funny.
It could be a good insult to her.
>>27736900
It's awful anon
We can never have legitimate discussion about Moondancer without that being brought up
>>27736912
I hope he'll get bored in a few months
>>27736912
I guess. That's a shame too. Because she's an interesting character.
>>27736912
I know, isn't it great?
>>27736912
He is a drawfag. I though you don't want to chase a drawfag out.
>>27736954
No he's not
>>27736954
Is he?
Link his art.
>>27735005
Friends Forever #30 featuring Cadance and Twilight should be out this Tuesday night if you want to add it to the OP Isaac.
>>27736960
>>27736962
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-skitter
>>27736980
He's a talentless faggot anyway.
>>27736980
That's nice.
But i don't think i ever saw him drawfagging for us. All i ever see is DIAPER DIAPER DIAPER.
>>27736912
hey cmon now, the diaper creeps keep it to 1 pony. I think that is fair.
what more do you want?
>>27737001
I want them to fuck off
>>27737001
I want them to kill each other.
>>27737011
if you want a group to fuck off you have to shitpost harder.
I wanted to get rid of fatfags and after all of my hard work they are finally gone. whens the last time you saw a nonironic fat fetishist in here?
no need to thank me
>>27736962
https://cuckchan.org/mlp/thread/27635846/#q27637357
For starter
>>27737032
Did you kill EA
>>27737046
Some retarded drawfag drawing his shitpost request makes him a drawfag?
>>27737050
>Did you kill EA
I presume not since >>27736450 and >>27736826 are still a thing
unf by the way
Is Rarity relatable?
>>27737063
>tfw /unf/ is ded
>>27737093
I always feel weird when erping on /unf/
it's too cramped, it's literally just two people, too intimate.
I prefer to lewd a dying horse.
>>27737090
She's really dedicated and passionate in her hobbies and likes pretty, shiny/gaudy things. So yes.
Also she's really entertaining because Tabitha's silly quirkiness has leaked into her.
>>27737113
>tfw you will never lewd a sleepy gloomy.
>tfw you will never talk dirty with a yawning gloomy who tells you its fine to cum inside her as she falls asleep
>>27737139
you know what I'd like to do
have a nice apartment inside giant gloomy's womb
>>27737147
that sounds super dumb
>i would be ok with living inside of gloomys asshole
i need to rethink my life choices
>>27737174
>i would be ok with living inside of gloomys asshole
Anon, you can't set up a home in a place that is literally flooded with shit twice or thrice daily
>>27737189
Hey man, you got a problem with Manhattan?
>>27737156
Goddamn, anon.
That's killing me with just how cute it is.
>>27737156
Nice
ponies
>>27737218
are
>>27737229
ponies
>>27737234
but
>>27737218
Man, ponies go through a line of eyeliner.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLG
>>27737156
noice
>>27737214
What a cute pony.
>>27737246
They even put it in their manes
I mean who the hell does that
>>27737262
>Good night, MLG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6GILnGHW4I
>>27737268
>>27737268
I'd drink there.
Post your first "mlpg opens a bar".
>>27737288
>>27737306
I was really disappointed with that book. It's pretty lazy. Just how to make super common mixed drinks and how much semen to add to each. Nothing inspiring at all.
So should we pre-game at The Rat and The Buttplug before we hit up the Greasy Slut?
filly
There are not "hot" horses.
>>27737340
And in the morning we can have one of these.
>>27737351
But how big are the ponuts?
>>27737373
aw shit I was gonna post that
Have this backup
>>27737342
colt
Is it true the Greasy Slut has a secret menu?
>>27737390
What a cute horse
>>27737398They have a secretstallionmenu
>>27737403
Oh shit, can I have a stallion milkshake with my greasy slut combo?
LOOKS LIKE SOMEPONY'S HAVING A BAD DREAM
>>27737340
It should have unique mixed drinks
drinks like 'The CumDumpster Diver' and 'The Snowball'
>>27737416
I wonder what a stallion milkshake would entail
best friends
>>27737422
YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT RIDING A PONE
OR YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT DROWNING IN MEMES
>>27737431
Yes.
Yes it fucking should have. Instead it was crap like "jim & tonic: make a gin & tonic then add jizz"
>>27737451
>it didn't have a section on how to ferment semen
Shit book
Derpin it up.
>>27735985
oh man I didn't know Colt goes to my school
>>27737479
>"fermented semen" is now in your Google search history forever.
>There are enough serious discussions on the subject that it justified the search
Huh.
OR YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT LOSING YOUR WAIFU
>>27737448
NO! NO! NO MORE MEMES!
>>27737515
The internet is a wonderful place
I do wonder how that would taste though
>>27737531
wonder no more
Filly wants to playEVE Onlinewith you.
>>27737032
>whens the last time you saw a nonironic fat fetishist in here?
Ross was here earlier today.
>>27737537
That has no information on how it actually tastes, and it's actually kind of fucking gross to use year-old semen
I was thinking more about getting a bunch of guys to jerk off at once and then ferment itmlpg.txt
>>27737156
Cute, but still a meme filly
>>27737558
Oh fuck, did he draw anything?
>>27737562
>I was thinking more about getting a bunch of guys to jerk off at once and then ferment it
you do understand that even if you got twenty men jerking off three times a day for a full week you'd never get enough cum to do anything with it, right?
At best you'd get a shot.
>>27737531
Depends on the tap a bit, I imagine. Or taps, I guess.
>>27737562
Yeah, year old semen is just going to taste like rot by the time you have enough there. You want to start fermenting that stuff as soon as you can. Definitely need a larger source.
>>27737547
tell filly that I'm not touching that game with a ten foot pole.
If she wants to play star citizen I'm up though.
have some traditionally drawn pones
>>27737595
>Not quite fat
Oh well, still neat
>>27737587
The average load is about 5ml (http://www.britannica.com/topic/semen), so you'd need 200 loads for a liter
If we get everyone in MLPG to contribute we'd have a liter in like two days
>>27737628
we could get a bunch of bulls on the stack and have the trap anons milk them.
>>27737628
How much to rent a horse? We might be able to save time.
>>27737602
>every time hiatus hits the ded drawfags come back
I don't get itthat's a nice traditional pone
>>27737628
or you could just get 1 zebra
>>27737602
あああああ~
Post produce ponies
>>27737692
>>27737692
>>27737692
>>27737701
>Floor & Decor
>Floor - Wikipedia
thanks google image search
Time for Curry
>>27737726
it's the top post on reddit right now, sewage leak
>>27737692
>>27737735
it looks like her talent is being fucking wasteful
look at all that uneaten apple
>>27737692
Produce post ponies
5 0 0 ml
>>27737747
So...eat the apple anon
I want to adopt filly Starlight.
>>27737783
that better not be some kind of filluendo
MILFs >>>>> fillies
>>27737787
but anonyou're not a good father
Remember to not interact with the cutie markless fillies or you could influence on her resultant special talent.
>>27737791
why yes, milfs are much bigger than fillies
>>27737791
Emprah approved.
>>27737729
Tim Curry?
>>27737791
I would Rarity's mom.
>>27737790
the apple is now gone
Cadance is my favourite:
Pony
Mare
Princess
and character
>>27737817
MILFmare Moon is better than ALL fillies.
She wants to bring Equestria into eternalorgasm
>>27737856
>and character
>>27737856
you are the wrongest person on this board
and jesus christ there are a lot of them
>>27737863
she can't make me
>>27737872
You're not really going to have choice in the matter.
>>27737863
Imagine this. If everyone in the Empire had an orgasm at once, what would come out of the palace tower?
>>27737876
what's she gonna do, shoot me with love magic?
>>27737832
>Tim Curry
That guy didn't deserve how he ended up at all.
Fuck strokes.
The filly whose special talent is a desert island with a palm tree in it is really cute.
>>27737884
You're going to love her.
>>27737891
>>27737902
I want to populate her island
>>27737907
I doubt that island has a carrying capacity above 1.
>>27737913
well that's fine, i don't want to share filly
Fillyposting should be bannable, honestly
>>27737931
what would replace it?
>>27737937
It's somehow even worse than the normal EqG models
>>27737943
we just don't know
Where is nyx?
Why can't they be real?
Did you get anything?
>>27737902
There is only one lord of the palm tree island butt
>>27738070
I'll probably get LA Noire
>>27738073
I wonder if cutie marks run in the family
>>27738070
Just some DLC and a game I wanted to play later
Still have $10 in my wallet but I don't see anything else that I'd want
>>27737894
I'd let her do dirty, dirty things to me.
>>27738070
>buying videogames
are you serious
what is this, 2000
>>27737943
>>27737990
>what would replace it?
MILFs
>>27738134
Okay.
>milf...It's not the same, Anon.
>>27737791
>>27737825
>>27737863
>>27737880
>>27737894
>>27738097
Cadence can do all manner of lewd things to me
>>27735011
>>27738160
>It's not the same
Of course not.Because MILFs are better'Fillies' and all that BS have been done to death. Time for a change
>>27738204
But can it run Crysis?
>>27738204
>unicorn monitor
...Alicorn screen in 4K Ultrapervy
Twilight's Bizarre Adventure: Fillies are Unbreakable
>>27738211Chrysaliscan run at 60 FPS
Filly tried so hard, but only got so far.
>>27738289
It should be 120fps
It must bebugged
>>27738289
Her mouth is adorable here.
>>27738204
>unicorn monitor
Puncess Carlostia: 'Is TwiVGA or DVI?'
>>27738244
'Would that make me a plasmaredisplay? Curved, no doubt.'
I tried plugging an HDMI cable into Twilight and it didn't end well.
>>27738324
Did you put it in the right port?
>>27738191
>>27738289
Chrysalis is quite the MILF, of course
Is Gamer Luna still A Thing?
>>27738336
what a smug bug butt
>>27737937
>>27737944
Still would bang tho
>>27738339
can a butt truly show emotion?
>>27738324
I think sex on TV is wrong.You could fall off and hurt yourselves!I mean, have you ever tried Conceptual Sex in the Mercenary Position on top of a 4K Ultra screen made by Pony?
There's also the risk of contractingHDMI
>>27738368
That one can
>>27738374
Can her butt absorb emotions?
>>27738377
It can absorb people.
So can her cock.
>>27738337
>Is Gamer Luna still A Thing?
...dunno, but she canplay with my joystick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo_Geo_%28system%29
I bet her favourite Neo-Geo game is Metal Slug
>>27738025
She's not feeling very well.
>>27738377
just as well as the rest of her anonymous
>>27738377love
Luna wants you do do herwith her Season 1 mane
>>27738404
when she was objectively cuter?
>>27738336
>>27738339
Queen Chrysalis's arse with a dollop of tomato sauce on it, and between two slices of bread.
Yummy.
>"They were all like 'Oh noo we're all dyin' an shit cause we're not awesome like you, Dash!'."
>"Heh, anyway that stupid weather factory didn't stand up to the trashing I gave it and it never bothered Tank again."
>>27738390
The startup tune of a Neo-Geo still sends Luna into transports of delight
Man, fuck Chrysalis
>>27738411
It makes her feel younger.
>>27738429
>Rainbowshy
>Raribow Dash
>Rarie Pie
If you wanna get out alive be sure to bring along a very slow filly.
>>27738440
>Man, fuck ChrysalisOr whoever can give her love
>>27738450
I want to cuddle with Care Mare Dash
I bet she makes cute noises
Nerf THIS
>>27738485
Charge ponies' exosuit back towards her.
>>27738483
>>27738450
Dibs on Rarity Dash
>>27738505
She's in partnership with Rarity. She opened a clothes shop in Scarborough:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarborough,_North_Yorkshire
>it's almost July
Filly main Reaper
Fillies are like towels.
>>27738562
Don't forget to bring them?
>>27738562
You rub them over every inch of your body?
>>27738562
Absorbent?
This is not a filly.
Fillies make excellent loofahs.
Which Mane 6 would react best to finding out she's someone's "waifu"?
>>27738655
probably Pinkie
Fluttershy might be a contender depending on how shy she's feeling that day
>>27738637
You look pretty great, Flutterbutter
What's the occasion?
>>27738649
They're very useful, yeah.
>>27738660
it's Saturday night, she's probably going out pony clubbing with the girls
Where my requestbros at fampaichi?
>>27738671
a filly having fun at a pony night club
>>27738671
I need curry being super cute.
>>27738671
A FILLY REFUSING TO BE HELPFUL
>>27738671
Twilight Sparkle working at a diner.
>>27738671
I don't know
>>27738694
Can you repeat the question?
>>27738671
A bunch of ponies stuck up a tree
>>27738671
Anon being puzzled by Celestia.
>>27738671
Zebra version of this
>>27738702
do not tree the horses
odds: drink and pony
evens: pony like a good christian on a blue board
Is filly for sexual? Y/N.
>>27738671
Nyx being comfy with her Anon.
>>27738736
a good christian will enjoy wine
>>27738738
It depends.
>>27738742
Or Moonshine, if you're southern baptist
>>27738741
You can't own an Anon.
>>27738742
you're the boss
Filly is shopping at Anons R Us.
>>27738762
It was a birthday gift from Twilight.
Twilight didn't put in that many air holes.
>>27738736
Oh god dude I drank so fucking much last night and I didn't go to sleep until well after the sun came up.
I want to kill myself today.
>>27738771
>"This week only we've got great deals on Anons under 5'5"."
>>27738784
When will they learn
>>27738780
Dont you scrunch at me like that.
>>27738801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkGfpcB1lPE
>>27738801
>>27738806
LYRA THAT KILLS PEOPLE
Let's swap our wives
Let's swap our fillies.
>>27738813
>Many wars were fought because someone scrunched at the wrong pony
Fresh filly meat for sale!
Let's swap bodies with our pony wives.
>>27738805
I want to pet that filly
Let's swap our anons
Filly is making puppy pone eyes at you
>>27738824
I want griffons to leave. And stop eating the fillies.
>>27738801
>>27738863
Applepout a cute.
>>27738866
Apple pouts are the best pouts.
>>27738863
>Season 6
>120+ episodes
>only like 2 minutes of AJ/Fluttershy interaction
It's just not right.
>the marker has been reposted 12689 times so far
http://cuckchan.org/mlp/statistics/image-reposts/
>>27738885
MARKER WILL GROW STRONGER
>>27738866
Apple(blank) is always cute.
>>27738885
If you were to graph that over time I bet 90% would be between 2010 and 2014.
What if apples weren't apples?
Ponies are horses, but sometimes horses aren't horses.
>>27738885
Who is the artist on this one? It looks so familiar style wise
>>27738892
It's true!
>>27737113
>tfw horses die too fast to lewd in
>>27738898
An apple by any other name would be just as crunchy and juicy, although tartness and taste varies by breed.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
I like this horsey
>>27738946
vanilla watermelon pone is a great pone
>>27738901
It's not ok to call me a zigger.
Lest my ree you want to trigger.
>>27738956
Did she ever get her name back?
>>27738957
I wonder if we'll ever see Rara again
>>27738967
Yes
she has been herself for awhile now
She even showed up in the same scene with fake blossomforth a few times in the hearthswarming episode
Her merch never changed anyway, it was purely a case of the layout guys on the show using the wrong pone a few times
I need diz pone like water needs rain and flowers need the Bs and the Cs. I want her to be my luv filly, so I can pet her and spank her when she iz bad, because she wud be so bad with me, I insist. I share my groin urges with pleazure for her ponut. AJ you get big kiss and much bum play from my girly fingers. Don't ever change, even if you need to. Luv, Crazy Olaf.
Fact: Fillies are attracted to other fillies.
Therefore I should be able to collect fillies into one area, thereby attracting more fillies. The fillies will continue to compress until I create a filly singularity.
>>27738988
You know, for a fruit with the word delicious in its name reds aren't really that flavorful. Not sure why since I'm not fruit historian, but knowing other fruit-related trends I blame modern horticulture.
EU filly has very hurt feelings.
>>27739048
EU filly will be torn apart
>>27738971
>"I ain't mistaken, the nigga yall oughta be like is Reagan."
>>27739068
>>27738902
maybe nohooves?
>>27738718
I'll tree you.
>>27739083
OH NO
>>27739083
heh
>>27739083
HE MUST PAY THE RANSOM
>>27738971
Technically he can only hit the black stripes.
>>27739083
aaahhhHHHHHHHH
THATS GONNA BE SOME PTSD LEVEL STUFF
>>27739083
I like to think FS sits around all day naked as the day he was ponied.
>70+ pages worth of images were uploaded to Derpibooru in a single day
Why does it gets so fast during hiatus?
Uh oh, Sweetie found the key to the gun safe.
>>27739118
how much shit is in that since I just have a +30 score filter for new stuff and I only got 20 pages
>>27739154
and so, the world changed forever
>>27739068
>>27739202
I always hope the filename has an explosive diarrhea joke because it's a guaranteed laugh every time
>>27739202
What do you get Luna for her birthday?
I want to strap a gun that randomly fires at set intervals to a group of fillies and watch what happens.
>>27739230
Dick in a box.
>>27739230
Her sister's head on a pike.
>>27739230
500 moon pies
>>27739230
Town of ponies I found here and there that think she's the best princess and stay up all night.
>>27739233
Please do not kill the fillies
Someday, filly, you will be Queen.
Which flower trio would you?
I want to go on an Arctic expedition with a pony.
>>27739202
>that chin on the third panel
>Pony responds, suddenly wearing a gas mask and sounding like a vaguely bemused Welshman speaking through a muffler pipe: "And you think this gives you power over me?"
>>27739309
she's a little pony
>>27739263
Don't worry, fillies can't die.
DORKS
Can't sleep. Fillies will eat me.
>>27739321
>Pony's eyes narrow.
>Suddenly, the entire house is lifted up by a cargo plane.
>>27739341
those are the worst fillies I've ever seen
>>27739271
filly is not prepared for that future
>>27739357
>>27739380
kiss the dork
>>27739386
>>27739263
Fillies never die
>>27739230
A maid to clean up.
The ponies have your house under siege. You can't leave until you promise to make a friend. They have several willing right now. Just open the door.
>>27739391
I see that corner boob.
>>27739411
I propose to make friends with the largest pony.
>>27739411
Ignore pony shenanigans, go to sleep.
>>27739411
What happens when a pony makes you their friend?
>ponies just invite themselves into your house
>its become THE hangout place for many
>>27739478
>no matter what you always wake up with a random pony next to you
>it's a game to them to see who can pull it off
>>27739507
>it's a game to them to see who can pull it off
huehuehue
Man it's getting awfully stuffy in here
Can someone open the windows?
>>27739507
>Often the pony is Berry
>she actually thought it was her house
>>27739523
ANON NO
>>27739523
Sure thing, buddy.
>>27739516
>>27739523
Good job you've doomed us all
Pony changed her manestyle just for you.
>>27739578
I don't like it, shave it off
>>27739578
Great, I always appreciate handlebars.
>>27739578
Don't notice it.
>>27739578
that's so cute of ponyruffle her mane to make it cuter
>>27737864
>people still want to pretend Cadance has no character when she has more than Celestia
>>27739664
the fact that celestia has so little character depresses me
>>27739653
>>27739668
I got over it a long time ago. Now I don't expect anything from her at all.
But don't let Sunfags hear you say that. A lot of them can't deal with the fact Celestia is and has always been a useless pony with almost no character.
>>27739674
what a cute ilttle pony
i could just pick her up and cuddle her all day
>>27739694
please don't do that
she has important things to do
pony things, you wouldn't understand
>>27739683
she's not a bad pony. what we've been given of her character is great, it's just that the writers refuse to elaborate further for some reason.
She isn't useless, she just isn't used by the writers very well.
>>27739697
I'm sure I'd understand, pony things, like getting little kisses and snuggles and belly rubs from me
>>27739701
>She isn't useless
Oh right I forgot she was the walking talking exposition machine
Night guys.
Time to dream of pone
>>27739683
She had a lot of potential way back in season 1, but I wonder if it's just that the new writers are afraid to do anything with her. Maybe we would have gotten more out of her had Faust stayed.
>>27739710
i want pony to come ask to sleep with me
not even sexually i'd just like a warm pony next to me so i can cuddle them
>>27739569
man team fortress lore is weird
>>27739714
>She had a lot of potential way back in season 1
But she literally only ever showed up to explain things or lose
>>27739733
Na think back like in Bird in the Hoof at that party she was at. I think that's when we first saw her be a little bit of a prankster, and she did it again with the whole plot to GGG.
>>27739742
Her whole role in Bird and a Hoof was to explain to the young audience what a phoenix is and does.
>>27739664
how many layers of irony you on my dude
>>27739764
Good argument
>>27739764
Is it time forsucchorse
>>27739760
I didn't say she was already fully fleshed out as a character, I said she had some potential. The scenes in season 1 that I mentioned showed that, but the writers never really went anywhere with it. It's not about what her role was in those episodes, it's that she had depth to her personality even if it was only brief.
>>27739768
what the buck did you just say to me
>>27739793
Language.
We love and tolerate here.
Pony got drunk again
>>27739732
It's just a silly excuse to let the game play.
>>27739823
>anthro furry shit
into the trash it goes!
>>27739837
>that horse
>anthro
>>27739823
I love him.I love SB lots too
Dearie
>>27739852
>you will never snuggle him close and make him smile
>>27739879SB or Sadsack?
>>27739892Either one I guess
Boopin me boopin you
>>27739958
I don't want
anypony else
when I think about you I boop myself
>>27740023
lucky Dash
>>27740015
s-such power
>>27740052
Is that a chip, a tongue, or a condom?
>>27740074
obviously they're tongue condom chips
I saw an ant today trying to carry a whole potato chip on the ground outside and he was really struggling and gave up, so I broke off a small piece and put it in front of him and he grabbed that and walked off. Fluttershy would be proud.
>>27740076
You fool you've taught them to break things down. Say goodbye to your house.
>>27740088
it was at the beach
DO IT ANONKISS CHRYSALIS
>>27740129
But she couldnt possibly like a monster like me.
>>27739760
Is that a girl or a guy with a juicy butt?
>>27740023
Oh hey, sorry to interrupt gu-WHY ARE THERE HUMAN NOSES ON YOUR LEGS!
>>27740189
isn't that the gloom miester
>>27740177
I think it's a girl.
>>27740227
I will never make love to an ebony femanon in her Rainbow Dash panties until she calls me her wild white chocolate stallion
>>27740227
that's pretty damn cute
>>27740244
I just want a gf into pone. I don't care what race she is. I'm really desperate.
>>27740252
>>27740244
"Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to speak with you again..."
>>27740252
That toy has seen some shit.
>another week of no new ponnies
>>27740248
pfft
>>27740283
ARE YOU SISSYING OUT ON ME MAGGOT
pony enema
ponema
>>27740323
This is not what I meant when I said "Let's get high"
>>27739118
I haven't on derpibooru regularly in ages. I need to go on an art binge at some point again. Though I don't really know if I want to go back seems like things have really changed there since I was there previously.
>>27740323
What ugly ponnos.
MY little pony!
>>27740381
This laser pointer was worth every penny.
>>27739760
>>27740227
i will never not be weirded out by actual females being attracted to cartoon pony pornography, i dont know why
like, what does even appeal to them in pony butts
>>27740413
>>27738244
i havnt heard anything about joseco in years, either shitposting or unfing.
what happened to him? did he leave pony? what is more profitable than ponies?
>>27740438
>celestia has bullshat her way through life for 1,000 years without ever having to actually do anything
>she is so large everyone just assumed she was powerful
>>27740456
She defeated Sombra with Luna. And defeated Discord with Luna and the EoH. And NMM with the EoH.
ready for more
>filly?
>page 10
>>27740465
DID she really do those things? or is that what celestia wrote in the history books?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>27740479
We kinda have first hand accounts from Discord and Luna regarding their defeat so those certenly happened.
i heard someone talking shit about my wife
>>27740484
celestia didnt do shit, she just found a magical bullshit OP mary sue amulet in the ground and blasted shit with it.
if NOI found that amulet she would be the god pony instead
>>27740488
Not with Sombra.
Celestia was an inside job.
remember when u guys had a whole list of drawfags and not just 3
lol
I want 600 posts
>>27740456
>choosing the queen based on ponut size
i am 100% ok with this
>>27740506
600 postsgimme
I want the 600 post dick
>>27740514
It's totally cool Sweetie, you can just sleep on top of me since your beds so small.
marepussy
Whats a show discussion, I've never had one.
>>27740537
buttholes are superior to the pussholes
>>27740550
ponuts smell bad
What do you think Apple Bloom will do next?
>>27740561
Any colt she wants.
its too hot for pony cuddling tonight, bring me something cool to hug, like a dragon.
>>27740498
do your job inside celestia
where is that dark energy reactor anom
>>27740556
A clean, well pampered ponut is virtually odourless.
>>27740578
Keep your well cleaned ponut away from me and my son
i'm not eating at peach fillys place anymore
>>27740561
take the cotton out of her ears
>>27740561
Eat breakfast with her parents.
>>27740585
as celestias royal ponut cleaner it is my duty to thoroughly clean her ponut up to 50 times a day.
i take pride in my work
what do you want
>>27740622
i'll take a synthetic oat patty
>>27740622
I'll take you
>>27740622
Gimme your special!
>>27740626
one rainbow dash special commin up!
>>27740635
you get a really hard horse fart in a bag
>>27740622
I want you to SHIT IN MY OPEN MOUTH!
>>27740640
what the hell even is that supposed to be
>>27740640
they way she opens the bag and uses clampers to place a chip at a time angers me for some reason
.ylliF, me taefed tsum uoy, emag eht niw oT
Have you ever been so mad you just threw a filly?
Really just tossed her?
>>27740679
>beef the filly
unf
>>27740682
no, but once when filly finished off a bag of chicken nuggets i was saving i was so mad i punched a hole in the wall.
>involuntary horsey shriek
>>27740701
>Dash does that every time you remind her she's a member of "da wonderbolts!" now.
>>27740701
>>27740709
>Dashes morning routine involves looking in a mirror, pointing, and saying "that's definitely a wonderbolt!"
>>27740679
you made me think about lobbing rockets up celestias massive horse vagina being held open by spreader straps like in hentais
>>27740640
this is a joke right
it just kept getting worse
>>27740701
making Dash shriek would be a game I play a lot with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5sfdCN455s
>>27740795
>>27740795
>>27740795
Luna's summer?
>you will never a hyperfuta dork
Redpill me on the fillies, MLPG.