You can say five words to ANYBODY in Equestria. What do you say?

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>>27727393
Be with you - The cranberrries

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>>27727393
We can last twenty minutes.

HELP ME, LET ME OUT

I hope Rainbow Dash dies.

>>27727393
I love you Rainbow Dash.

We need a dispenser here

>>27727393
I cum via rainbow dash

>>27727393
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Zephyr Breeze, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one combing your mane. I live in Cloudsdale. Please be in Cloudsdale.

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>>27727393
"You're the best Pinkie Pie."

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>>27727393

I wanna cum in Dashie

>>27727393
>"HELP ME, SAVE ME, PLEASE!"
Seriously though, >>27727740 this guy is mah nigga.

>>27727393
All hail the DickButt

>>27727777
Checked

Show me you are butthole

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>>27727393
I want your feët Dashie.

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>>27727393

>>27728376
Kek, but unfortunately that's four.

>>27727393
Im going in dry nigga.

A letter written to celestia and the mane 6.

>>27727393
The cure for cancer is

>>27727393
You are now breathing manually

>>27727393
Watch out, they are coming

>>27727393
Gas the kikes, race war-

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"Get out of my house!"

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You just lost the game.

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>>27728804
best post

>>27728551
I think this guy won.

>>27727393
>>27727435
>>27727770
>OP said anyone.
>This includes everyone.
>Every pony in Equestria going about its day when they hear a voice scream inside their minds.
>The voice yells, "WAKE ME UP INSIDE, CAN'T-"

>>27727393
> "Hey Twilight, bring me home."

>>27727393
Never trust any humans. Ever.

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Can we have sex now?

>>27727393
The antidote's in my anus.

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>>27727393
I love you, Twilight Sparkle.

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Pie don't mouth the cherries

kill everyone and then yourself

to: luna, twiglet and ponka

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>>27729999
Gadzooks! Those digits!

>>27727393
I'm going to rape you

>>27730035
Who?

>>27727393
To Zeccora
>Back home you'd be lynched

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>>27727393
Rarity, will you marry me?

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jetfuel cant melt steel beams

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unicron is the master race

>>27727393
Gandalf dies on page 606.

>>27727393
If I get teleported to the world to say those words then I will not say anything I will just walk away and go live somewhere.
If it is heard in the mind of the one I say it to, "Thank you for being real" to everyone.

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>>27727777

you remind me of the babe

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>>27731655
huh?,what babe?

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>>27731665
the babe with the power

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>>27731677
w-what power?

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>>27731694
the power of voodoo

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>>27731704
who do?

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>>27731716
you do

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>>27731724
Do What?

>>27731733
remind me of the babe

>>27731733
Commit suicide.

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>>27727740

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>we are waiting for you
she would lose her shit

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Rarity wants you Rainbow Dash

>>27727393

>>27730035
Don't run away from me!

>>27727393
Please bring me there Discord.

Bronies are fuckin cancer

>>27727393
Make me a unicorn. Please.

>>27727393
So.... playin' mario kart wii?

>>27727393
KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY

>>27727393
>BLUE-GREEN PLANET, NEAR ANDROMEDA
and now we wait.

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>>27727393
I live for you, Trixie

Discord help a nigga out

I wish you were real.

Imagine this. Anon enters Equestria knowing that he will only be able to ever say five words before he loses his ability to speak, and so he waits and works for years to gain a relationship with the ponies, maybe one in particular. Then, all at once, five words come through, shocking everyone and ending Anon's speaking ability forever.

>Princess Celestia, I love you

>>27727393

suffering and evil exists naturally

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Yo, Disco, open a portal.

BE A MAN

>>27735087
we must be swift as a cursing river

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>>27735097
BE A MAN

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>>27735104
with all the force of great typhoon

>>27735108
BE A MAN

>>27727393
"I love you mommy Luna."

PISS ON MY FACE CELESTIA

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Hello from the other side

Holy shit a talking horse!

>>27727393
Bush did 9/11
ayy lmao

>>27727393
You're in a cartoon.

>>27735139
autism
let me guess, you're saying this to luna

>>27727740
>>27728420
>>27729999
>>27730035
>>27731161
>>27732645
>>27735147
>counting contractions as 1 word
autism

>>27727393
We'll build a wall

>>27735147
>>27735175
Learn to read, faggot, it's 5 words.
You are in a cartoon.

>>27727393
Mr. Fister comes for you