Sex jokes, and ponies. What you got /mlp/?

>>27724600
OP is a faggot who should kill himself.

Ta-da.

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Gold at the end of the Rainbow, etc

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>>27724600
Who could forget the classic
Pinkie "Cream" Pie

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>>27724660

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>>27724675

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>>27724686

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>>27724697

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>>27724704

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>>27724711

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>>27724717

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>>27724727

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>>27724727
kek

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>>27724735

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>>27724745

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>>27724757

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>>27724763

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>>27724766
Fin

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>>27724775
WHY DOESNT SHE JUST SAY WHAT THE ISSUE IS?! (Because plot, Anon. Because plot)

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>>27724775

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>>27724800
holy kek

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>>27724863

>>27724709
Never forget when she deleted the tweet the moment she found out it was Molestia related.

>>27725231
XDDDD GRREAT MEME FRIEND WHERE CAN I UPBOAT

>>27724775
This went on for far longer than I thought it would

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>>27724775
That was a hell of a ride anon

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>>27724775
Wait so what the fuck were they doing with their fingers then.

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>>27724600

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>>27724600

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The joke is they're gay, very very gay.

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she's comin for the booty

>>27725508
Hey at least it'll taste better

>>27724775
These were really really good. Whose the artist?

>>27725464
She was showing her how to hold and write with a pencil whilst they studied.

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>>27724642

>>27725539
Oh that's not what the pineapple is for.

>>27725911
Is it because he is a fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bastard?

Nice thread. I'm stayin'.

>>27726180
We need moar memes and jokes if it is to last

>>27724775
I forever love that comic

>>27726366
I forever love those dubs

>>27724691
>r63 all the mares tease butterscotch
Based

>>27724741

Like she cares. Ponka has no respect for boundaries, personal space, or the PDA police.

>>27725547
Spacekingofspace. These were actually made on the board; his tumblr no longer exists and his DA hasn't been updated for a long time.

>>27724600

Think unsexy thoughts.

What unsexy thoughts would dashie think?

>>27727313
She'd think about her own cunt.

>>27724800
>Le RD is gay meme

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>>27725496
fuk no not that guy
cyka bylat

>>27724788

because twilight is deliberately messing with her.

>>27724775

That was really funny.

Thank you for making this.

>>27725470
hehehe.

>>27725524

why does twilight look like she's wearing invisible heels?

>>27727537
I would totally pow wow inside Little Big Purple's teepee hut and grind my corn on her buffalo skin rug.

>>27726488

>>>27726366
>I forever love those dubs

nice dubs.

>>27727566
DUBS CHAIN

>>27727647
aand you fucked it up

>>27727700
But you fixed it

>>27727566
>>27726488
>>27726366
>>27727700

nice.

POST INNUENDOS! Preferably ones to do with doubles or twos or larger numbers.

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>>27727700
>>27727816

she loves to nestle her head in our soft pillowy dubs.

Where's Weaver when you need him?

Oh, right. Dead.

>>27725448
In the dock

>>27725969
Well you could say that his ass will be a fruit bowl soon

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Old shit

>>27725911
Here's a somewhat related story that my friend made up one time when we were eating lunch.

>Once, there was a village, and the chief of the village told three of his men to do something.
>He said, "go get 10 of a fruit, and bring them back here. I will tell you what to do with them when you get back."
>So the three men went off, in search of fruit.
>The first guy to come back had ten apples. He then asked what he was supposed to do with the apples.
>The chief told him, "You must put these apples in your anus. If you fail, I will have you executed."
>Completely loyal to the chief, the man attempted to get the apples into his ass, but only managed to get one in.
>The second guy to come back had grapes (not bushels, but individual grapes).
>The chief told him to put them in his anus, and he almost got them all in, until he started laughing hysterically and let them all fall out.
>The first guy, who knew he was going to be killed, asked the second guy, "why did you start laughing? You could have lived!"
>The second guy responded, "I just saw the last guy coming with pineapples."

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>>27728927
kek

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>>27728927
Heard that joke from a Mexican comedian. Regardless of language, it's pretty fucking funny.

This comic is cute as fuck.

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>>27725496
>That guy