Drunk Poners

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Berry art would be much appreciated.

>>27723157
My poison tonight is water.

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Don't be a bunch of faggots join me in some merry drunk posting

>>27723390
If you wanna post some drunk poners you're welcome here city or well water?

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Who wouldn't want to drink with their snuggly stumbly pony.

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>>27723157
I just had a chocolate milkshake that I blended some raspberries in for fun. Good, but the raspberry seeds were annoying.

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>>27723786
That probably would have been tops with some Kahlua and less seeds

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This place has either 1). Lost its spine
2). Is full of faggots who can't even get someone to buy them beer if they are under age.

Both are a huge disappointment.

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Why do I even bother.

>>27723157
Eagle rare bourbon from Buffalo trace. It was on sale.

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>>27723157

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>>27724062
3) ded board on a weekday night

Now have a best background poner and cool your jets famiglio.

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>>27724062
There's always an alcoholics three on /ck/

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>>27723157
A&W root beer, the nectar of the gods. I'm too autistic to get someone to purchase alcohol for me. However, I got pretty drunk in Germany. That's a fun story, or at least what I remember of it.

>>27724526
Do tell. I'll trade you story for story.

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>>27724866
Alright, but I'm about to pass out.
I was in Germany with my grandfather to celebrate the 75th birthday of an old friend of his. The two of them worked together back in the 80's or something for a couple years, and have been friends ever since. I stayed there for two weeks, driving around Bavaria, eating Schnitzel, etc.

Then came the night of the party, at a bar that was near the old guy's hometown. Now, I haven't drank much at all before this night, and it was all pretty knew to me. But before I know it, I'm at a table surrounded by people I don't understand drinking beer and eating delicious food. After finishing my first pint, I didn't really want anymore, but there was a waiter who'd come around and fill up your drink. When he came to me I tried to say "Nein danke" but he just laughed and began pouring anyways. Meanwhile this old dude is literally on his 6th fucking pint of beer, drinking with my grandfather. The people at the table near me seemed to have noticed my hesitation for drinking another pint, and so they yelled "TRINKT! TRINKT! TRINKT! TRINKT!" which I easily figured out was the German equivalent of "CHUG!". And so, with the accompaniment of peer pressure, I downed that second pint in like 15 seconds ish. Then a third. Then a glass of wine or champagne, I honestly forget which but it was bubbly. Afterwards, this guy named Hans, who is the old guys son, invites me to do shots with him. Hans is a pretty cool dude, he's about 30 and a father, and he also capes which was slightly annoying but I didn't care too much. After drinking two shots of Jägermeister, I'm totally drunk (I have no idea if this makes me a lightweight or not). I head down the the bathroom, where I find a vending machine next to the sink that sold Cock rings, condoms, and something called a "Pocket pussy". For some reason, I was extremely curious as to what a "Pocket pussy" was. But sadly, I didn't have any coin Euros on me to use in the vending machine.

>>27724954
I then stumble around this small German village (Zöllgrun, or something like that) looking for a store that is open so I can get some change in euro coins. I do this for like 15 mins, get lost, and head back into the bar after finding it again. Everyone is singing "Who the fuck is Alice", a song I've never heard of, in German. I asked Hans about it and he was shocked, he thought it was a very popular American song. Maybe I'm just uncultured. And then Hans and I head back onto the back deck with his wife and a few other friends of his, and introduces me to them. I can't remember most what we talked about at all, but I do remember we talked about the Wolfenstein game. He constantly said in the middle of the discussion "Now, please, remember that I just enjoy the games it, I wouldn't want that to actually happen", to which I'd be like "Hans, it's fine, I understand". After that, we then discussed the word "Nigger" for a very long time. Hans likes to rap in German, and tells me that he should be able to include "Nigga" in his songs. I totally agree with him, and he goes on about how he has black friends and he's not racist. We actually discuss this for a while, and then the party starts coming to a close. What happened between then and the end of the party I don't remember, but I swear to god they did some sort of puppet show in the bar. Surprisingly most people didn't drive to this event, they came in vans that would drive people to and from the town. The van driver went over 130km on some empty, one way country roads, and it was scary as fuck, especially since it was the middle of the night and I couldn't see anything. I actually have lost track of my grandfather at this point, who's probably still drinking with the old guy.

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>>27725030
So, after a terrifying ride, we get out of the van, and Hans walks with me to the house I was staying at. I don't remember standing upright during this. Hans jokingly made fun of Americans by doing a western accent. I laughed and said "Achtung Panzer!" while doing a full on Hitler salute, at the time completely forgetting that was illegal. Anywho, I go back to the house, my grandpas there and passed out with a bottle on the ground next to the bed, and I then fall asleep too.

Aaa and that's about it. Not sure if it's the most exciting of stories, but it was quite memorable.

>>27723157
I want to get drunk with OP poner

Does Berry have a canon personality?

>>27726004
I don't think so, but she is in the background of episodes drinking a lot.