What would you do to win her affection anon?

>>27710792
Take her poo to the loo

Cook a good meal

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>>27710792

nothing, she is filthy

>>27710792
Present her father a cow as a dowry

>>27710792
>"Hi young lady. My name is Pajeet"

>>27710792
Put my samosas in her mouth

>>27710792

Do I have to?

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>>27710792
"We don't take kindly to your type 'round these parts so why don't you go back to the telemarketland from where you came"

>>27710792
Shit in her restaurant

>>27710792
I know how to expel a toilet witch

>>27710792
Sprinkle vindaloo on my dick and jam it up her arse.

I would lay down a path of roses from the door straight to the bedroom for her to see when she gets home. After winding her way up the stars while sniffing the gentle scent of lavender flowing through the air, she arrives at the bedroom and finds me lain across the bed nude save for the blanket loosely strewn across my waist and illuminated naught but from the light of the numerous candles that encircle the room. If the light blush and nervous gaze doesn't convey her ever increasing arousal, the sight of her tail hiking itself up and the damp trail running down her hind legs certainly did. I give her the most intense case of bedroom eyes I can give as I slowly and sensually rise from the bed and saunter my way over to her. I lean down to her and cup her face in my hand, her fur slightly tickling my fingers as I run them over her soft coat. As the scent of a heavily aroused mare starts to peck at my nose, I lean down and whisper lightly in her ear 'poo in the loo'

>>27711422
Bumping for more like this desu

>>27710792
poo in the loo

>>27710802
>>27712621
Is this where the joke came from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>27710792
Take a dump on her chest.