>Get qt gf rainbow dash >Get cucked by Zephyr >Wat do

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>>27709275
>get three same numbers
>ban ponys

>>27709275
Caress his big sister.

>>27709275
>element of loyalty
>cheating
no

>>27709275
I open Elmer's Glue Factory and solve all of my problems.

>>27709285
rolling

>>27709275
>Celebrate my plan working.
>Go date Fluttershy as part of our agreement.
>Her brother loses his virginity and stops bothering her with his creepy in detail incest friendfics.
>I get Flutterwaifu.
>The only person who loses is Rainbow Dash; and she's a cunt anyway if she would cheat.
>Which she has proven she can do (at least in a competitive sense).

>>27710177
>Try to make fucking Zephyr a competition just to see her fuck a real life NEET

the ultimate prank

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>>27709275

>go to fluttershy's cottage
>tie him up in his bed
>fuck fluttershy on the floor in front of him
>jizz on his face
>fuck him in the ass until my dick goes soft
>give fluttershy a hug and kiss her goodnight
>leave

>>27709275
>kill myself
>cuz i've hit molten rock bottom

>>27710216
th-thats actually kinda hot...

>>27709450
It's not cheating when she breaks up with you to get some of that big blonde dick

>>27710007
Don't you do it

Fuck him in the ass.

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>>27709275
Have sex with him of course, the whole point of dating Rainbow Dash was to lure him in the first place.

>>27710216
>>27711762
>>27711778
and people say /mlp/ isn't literally gay

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>>27711798
There is absolutely nothing gay about wanting some boipucci anon.

Is there maybe something you want to tell us?

>>27711810
I said you were gay.
I didn't say to stop.

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>>27711820
It's not gay if there's a female in the picture, right?

>>27711829
You forgot to say "no homo", faggot

N-No homo, alright?

>>27709275
Leviticus 20, 10
Did you know this is neurologically connected to the biological explanation for love ?

>>27711945
Why, of course it's no homo anon, why would you think otherwise?

derpibooru.org/1176417

>>27711829
whoever drew that made it look like they have scales.

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>>27709275
>Dating top cunt
>ever
He is doing you a favor Anon. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>27709275
>Zephyr getting Dash

Good, maybe she can be obnoxious around him then instead of bothering everyone else, he doesn't seem to mind either, so it's a win win win.

>>27709275
If she is willing to lower herself that much then she doesn't deserve me anyway.