If you were going to kill yourself how would you say goodbye

>>27685185
if I was in equestria I wouldn't kill myself

>>27685185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhQ13geD2OA

>>27685192
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Unless everyone that I cared for was just an utter piece of shit to me, I would have no reason to kill myself.

>>27685192
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM
rejoice, for the end days have come and I bring upon to me my own demise.

I wouldn't. Just let them find the body and deal with it as it comes.

>>27685185
>pony friends
>killing yourself
Does not compute.

>>27685185
If I'm in Equestria I'm already in heaven

>>27685185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLGxi3MF9Wo

>>27685185
delete /b/ threads

>>27685185

If I have pony friends I figured I already killed myself

>>27685185
More like, if you were to kill yourself, how would you say HELLO to all your pony friends?

>>27685185
do you mean ponies or fans of the show?

>>27685185
Tell them I like them and not to come to school tomorrow

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>>27685185
>"Good bye, good bye, good friends, good bye..."

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>>27685185
Oh, I'd make a party out of it. A surprise party. Invite all my friends and close loved ones and have a good old time. Hell, why stop there? I'd invite all of Equestria, and even bring the party to them. Until the whole world is partying too.

>>27685185
You mean like a heroic sacrifice or an end to flee pain ?

>>27685185
If you mean ponyfags, I'd make a thread saying that it's your fault that I'm about to die, for all those times you laughed at my serious waifu feels and spurred my pain and fear on when I needed comforting.

If you mean actual ponies, I probably wouldn't say anything, and I'd go out seeking death in adventure while actively fighting against it.

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"I'm going to kill myself. Goodbye, all my pony friends."

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>>27685468
Those feels hit me harder than they should have.

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>>27685185
Pony friends?
You mean the horsefuckers here?
Make a funny thread about me killing myself and try to give something away like my ss card information and my passwords etc etc

>>27685185

"So long assholes, see you in hell"

>>27685185
"Goodbye, pony friends"

>>27685468
This is the correct answer.

>>27685241

>>27685185
Sorry guys, I forgot to turn off the oven back in Earth. See you again in a couple of bullets!

>>27685185
They don't exist, so you can't say goodbye.

>>27685185
Ponies are exactly why I dont kill myself, even now.

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>>27685185
>pony friends

That's called heaven, newfriend; I'd already be dead.

>I have pony friends
>kill myself

These things do not coexist.

>>27685185
Probably the same way I would here. I wouldn't say anything, I would just walk into the woods and blow myself up with an obscene amount of home-made plastic explosives. That way everyone will hear me say goodbye.

>>27688620
That image always depresses me, and my life isn't even shit.

>>27685185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EJ2prgTVPU

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>Implying my shit personality would be able to make ponies feel sympathy for me anyway

It hurts