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Would you adopt a filly as your daughter, /mlp/? Which one?

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Would you adopt a filly as your daughter, /mlp/?
Which one?
Would you be a good father?

Previous Thread: >>27578388

Pbins:
Blu: http://pastebin.com/bti1FFAi
Lucky: ???
An Anon: ???
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nice totally unrelated picture
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>>27675838
>unrelated

>SirAnon with his disciple/maybe son/daughter
>Not wanting to remove kebab with him/her
>Not teaching him/her the art of war
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>>27675812
How I wish I was that unicycle
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>>27676558
Really? You'd get rather dizzy, I think.
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So you did it
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>>27675797
Yes.
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page nine dammit
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page nine again
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I love these stories. Can't wait for more.
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>>27675797
>Yes
>Pic related
>If I'd manage to control my alcoholism, then probably yes.
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Anyone gonna post fillies? This is a fillies thread.
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>>27678825
No this is a prolonged abortion thread.
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>>27675797
Just made a pastebin and gave myself a name while I was at it. Gonna get back to writing now ;)
http://pastebin.com/TR3ju7Ph
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>>27678825
my favorite pic
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>>27675277
>With Rain Patter so close you finally take notice of the fact that she's an earth pony with no cutie mark.
>Hmm.
"Hey Rainy, I know this is a little out of the blue but what do you think your cutie mark will be?"
>She replies almost instantly.
>"Well... I don't know really. I mean I enjoy drawing but my parents didn't really support me saying that it's not a real job"
>Honestly, you thought the same thing but hey, this is ponyland we are talking about so maybe it could work out.
"If it makes you feel any better Rainy, I completely support your choices and as my parents used to always say 'Get a job or we are kicking your lazy fuc-'"
>Hang on, that's not really relevant
"What I meant to say is that money can only really make you so happy, it's how you earn that money that's important"
>Rainy is pleased with this answer but there's still something niggling at her.
>"Anon, what were your parents like?"
>This catches you completely off guard and you take a while coming up with an answer.
"Before I answer that question Rainy, there's something you need to know about me"
>You carry her over to a nearby bench and sit both of you down onto it, this make take a while.
"You see, I'm not from ponyville, I'm not even from equestria or this world for that matter"
>You turn to look at her and she looks in rapt attention.
"Back in my old life I guess you could say I was a bit of a loser, I didn't do well in school and I could never land a job"
>You take a breath before continuing.
"My parents let me stay at their place and always tried to help me but even they had their limit"
"Thinking it was best, they kicked me out in the hopes that it would make me try harder"
>You give a nervous laugh
"It didn't"
"I soon found myself just a tad bit depressed, living on the streets with no money does that to you"
"I always blamed my parents and although I'm sure they would let me back in if I asked, my pride simply wouldn't allow it"
>You steeled yourself for Rain Patters reaction.
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>>27678954
"So i killed myself and ended up here. How? I don't know. What I do know is that I'm happy here and that there is no way back"
>You give Rain a meek smile who appears to be too stunned to come up with a reply.
"To answer your question though, my parents were great and I miss them, even if I was a bit stupid to realise that"
>Silence hangs between the two of you for what feels like an eternity.
>Wait what the fuck are you doing? This is a kid you're talking to, not a psychiatrist.
>"I'm not quite sure what to say Anon"
>She gives a sad smile
>"There's not much I can do to change what happened either but I at least know that here, in ponyville you are not a failure, I mean if you are then I guess that makes me a bit of a loser myself since i like you so much. Do you think I'm a loser Anon?"
>You may or may not have wet eyes.
"No Rainy, I do not think you are a loser"
>"So that means that you aren't a failure" She responds confidently.
>...
>Christ you thought you picked up a filly but here she is, acting anything other than it.
>You sit there dumbfounded.
>But happy aswell.
>Maybe she's earnt herself the cheapest item on the adults menu and not the kids menu.

Yet another small update. Probably the feeliest this little story is going to be and anon will be back to his normal shitposting self in no time at all.
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>>27678961
Wonder if Rain will adopt his troublesome ways
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>>27678825
Sure.
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>>27680730
>lethal amounts of cute
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>>27675797
I want to father Filly Celestia!
I want to accidentally raise her into Molestia
I miss momma Molestia
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>>27681557
Did Blue die?

i hope not.
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>>27680730
I wish to read about anon spanking a disobedient Diamond Tiara in front of Silver Spoon
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>>27682078
I too am requesting that.
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>>27682078
Let the green start rolling in.
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I really like this bump thread.
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i have viciously fought the urge to play more Siege, and will commence the writing process now.
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>>27684329
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT
he's back.
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>>27684329
I'm been seal clubbing poor bastards in War Thunder.
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>>27675285
>>27684393
i played that game for like, 40 minutes.
i remember shooting a massive tank and doing absolutely no damage, then falling off a bridge and drowning.
oh, and my tank blowing up because the driver got hit in the leg.

>Lyra just pauses and watches you, as if trying to see if you're serious or not.
>Then she looks away.
>"I... I couldn't... I don't want to be a burden."
>Her eyes continue to glisten with tears.
>A burden?
>You don't understand how another adorable pony living in your house would be a burden.
>...Well, actually, you're sure there's multiple ways, but Lyra doesn't seem the type.
>Unless she follows your footsteps of being a NEET- but there's no internet and no video games, so you don't see how she would be able to.
>When you look at her, she now has her hooves resting on the chair, one trying to cover her quickly faltering expression from you both.
>League's ears flop over while she watches with worry-filled eyes.
>You place your hands on the table and slide them closer to her.
"Hey."
>She moves her hoof slightly away, only one eye resting on you while the other hides behind her mane.
>Staying silent, you take a breath and manage a small, gentle smile.
"Believe me, when I say that you deserve much more than I'm able to give you... But it doesn't mean I won't offer."
>You slowly lean back and hug League close to you.
"And I can name at least two people right now, that would like nothing more than you staying with us."
>League nods and grins.
>Lyra just looks at you both, slowly wiping her eyes.
>"B-but... I can't pay, o-or-"
>You wave your hand.
"I said you could STAY at my house, not provide. You can let me worry about that."
>Her gaze moves back over to the floor.
>"I..."
>She turns back to you, hoof no longer blocking her face.
>Her golden eyes, a bit red and watery, stay on yours.
>And her lips slightly curl upwards.
>"I don't know what to say..."
"Then, don't."
>She nods and slowly hops off her chair.
>Then happily hugs you.
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>>27684806
I eagerly await more.
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>>27684806
Dawwwwwwwwwww
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>page 10
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I think Blue left us.
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>>27684806
>tanks
That's your fault for playing tanks. I only play planes.
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>>27686063
literally its been two hours since last post.

he's still here
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>>27684806
Excite.
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>>27684806
Double snuggles when?
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I need to raise scootaloo
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>>27686174

i need to rape scootaloo
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>>27686110
Well, yes. It was mainly a joke.
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>>27686277
>merely pretending
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>>27684806
>>27686166
double snuggles never
>>27686070
also doesnt help that my GPU's dying. artifacts everywhere, man.
>>27686298
well to be fair, i did leave somewhere!
and i have, admittedly, vanished from a few threads by choice.

>She doesn't say anything, and instead wraps her hooves tightly around your neck, then resting her head on the side of your shoulder.
>League does the same and hugs your other side.
>You grab her and face Lyra, then embrace both of them.
>League tries her hardest to wrap her hooves around your waist, but completely fails, taking to just resting her head on your chest while in your arms.
>A content sigh escapes you.
>And after a short moment, you hear a soft sniffle on your left.
>You instinctively start to rub Lyra's back.
>Though with that thick-ass jacket of yours, you really doubt she can feel it.
>Not wanting League to feel left out, you start to pet her, too.
>Her coat is super soft.
>...Reminds you of a cat.
>In fact, the analogy of League to a puppy might not be accurate.
>She may have qualities of a puppy, but she definitely seems more cat than anything.
>Or maybe you're just retarded and thinking too much into this.
>...Yeah, that's probably it.
>You shiver a bit when Lyra moves.
>She moved her head a bit, and her mane happened to brush past your scarf.
>Where before she was resting her chin on your shoulder and facing your back, she's now moved her head and taken to setting her cheek on it, facing you.
>She sighs, and a little bit of her warm breath touches your neck.
>It feels weird as hell, but it's a sign that she's calmed down, which you're happy with.
>There's a small sniffle now and again, sure, but now she seems to just be getting comfy.
>...Like League.
>...In fact, you're practically a damn pillow right now, looking at it.
>Lyra slowly jumps up and plants her hindlegs on your lap, then resumes hugging you.
>Sweet Jesus.
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>>27686367
And now they're just like a family.
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>>27686367
This is just too fucking adorable. God damnit.

but not cute enough.
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>>27686367
>Lyra slowly jumps up and plants her hindlegs on your lap, then resumes hugging you.
Lyra's definitely getting a little, uh, aggressive in her cuddling.
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>>27686367
>When you look up, you see the waitress pony holding a tray full of your drinks on her back.
>She freezes when she sees you, then kind of glances from side to side.
>And she slowly starts to back away, maybe not wanting to ruin whatever this is.
>You stop and wave her over with a hand.
>She points a hoof at herself and mouths, "me?"
>You blink, then slowly nod.
>Then she points a hoof at the table and shoots a questioning look.
>After nodding again, she slowly crouches over to the table on her fours.
>Using her wings, she gently sets the tray down, then stands up to-
>-Hit the top of her head on the table.
>She makes a small squeak, nods at you, then winces away.
>And the two on you don't even budge from the sudden noise.
>You guess it's nice that the pony tried to be considerate and silent, but that squeak, if not the table, was more than enough to be noticeable.
>Yet the two around you still don't budge.
>You lightly poke League.
>She just squirms a bit and rubs her eyes with a hoof.
>...Wait, was she SLEEPING?
>It's only been like, a few minutes!
"Uuuh, guys? The drinks are... kind of here, now, you know."
>League looks at the table, then happily hops off of you and onto her chair.
>Lyra, however...
>Sensing that League left, she seems to slowly make herself more comfortable on you, resting her hind legs on yours, instead of both on one.
>You stop rubbing her back and shake her a little bit.
>Her ears flick, and she groans a bit before opening her eyes.
>"Hmm?"
>When she looks at herself, and her position, she instantly gains a shade of red.
>If she wasn't originally hugging you, you'd swear you were getting a lap dance.
>She yawns and quickly steps off.
>"I-I'm sorry, I-I just, I haven't had anypony hug me in a long time, a-and I was kind of tired, and..."
>Her words die in her throat as her mane hangs over her eyes again.
>You wave it off.
"It's alright, Lyra."
>She nods, then walks back to her chair, with an embarrassed, and slightly saddened, look.
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>>27686590
this is amazing
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>>27686590
Mfw Bon Bon is dead in this story.
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>>27675797
>Would you adopt a filly as your daughter, /mlp/?
No, but I would adopt a satyr.
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>>27686590
Loving it, Blue. Keep it up.
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>>27686896
>>>/out/
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>>27686763
y-you too...
>>27686892
not dead, but not present.
>>27686897
no promises. seriously, i've been expecting comments about it being shit a lot earlier.

and holy hell, i feel like a massive faggot for doing these cluster responses.
like some kind of fucker that just waves at people instead of saying hi to them.

but away from that, ill continue later, because despite sleep being for the weak, i think ive done enough damage up there.

and now, we wait patiently for
>>27678961
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>>27678961
>Eventually you both get up off the bench and continue on your quest for a cheap resturant.
>Walking through the food district, a certain cafe piques Rain Patters attention and she tugs at your trousers to get yours.
>"What about that cafe over there?"
>She points her hoof towards a small cafe.
>Scanning it over you must admit it looks quite nice.
>Quite busy though if the small family hugging outside is anything to go by.
"Eh, maybe not, looks quite busy. Besides, I heard a rumour that once they served someone food that had crap on it, can you believe it?"
>Rain sticks out her tongue and makes a disgusted face.
>"EW! Why would they do that?"
"I have no idea Rainy."
>Just kidding, you thought it would be funny to order from there once and then shit on the food and get a refund...
>Doesn't seem that funny now that you think about it...
>Yeah...
"Sooooo, moving on, what about that one there?"
>You nod your head towards a rather dilapidated cafe that clearly hasn't seen much business in recent time.
>You think you saw a rat running over the tables.
>Oh wait, the dog got it, no worries.
>"Errr, it looks... cosy?"
"Really? I think it looks like ass but if you really want to go then I guess it's your call"
>Rain frowns at you.
>"Hey that's not fair!"
"Too late, you dug your grave, now it's time to jump into it."
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>>27687412
>You start walking towards the cafe and Rain reluctantly follows you, constantly telling you that she changed her mind.
>You weren't having any of that.
>You eventually reach the cafe and find a grubby looking stallion sitting behind the counter inside.
>He notices you and almost runs towards you and Rain, oh this is going to be great.
>"Welcome to Keith's resturant where the food is great and the service is even better!"
>He practically shouts at you and Rain and finishes with a nervous grin.
>You try to supress a laugh, this guy was talking out of his ass.
"Ah yes, me and my daughter here are quite hungry and she took a shining to this cafe and practically dragged me over here!"
>You look towards Rain with a shit eating smirk.
>But not a literal one, you didn't plan on eating here.
"Isn't that right Rainy?"
>She looks conflicted.
>"Errrhh... yes?"
>"Fantastic! Let me get some menus for you two, I'll be right back!"
>The stallion dashes off inside.
>"Anon puh-LEASE I don't want to eat here"
>She begs in a hushed tone and looks desperately towards you, fidgeting on the spot.
"Oh sorry Rainy, I didn't quite catch that"
>"Annooonnnnn" She moans.
>The stallion starts walking back towards you.
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>>27687420
"Wait, you DON'T want to eat here, why on earth not?"
>You say mockingly.
>Rain looks like she's going to blow
>The stallion returns.
>"BECAUSE THIS CAFE LOOKS LIKE FIGURATIVE AND LITERAL ASS!"
>Silence.
>Rain freezes and you fake a look of suprise.
"Rainy! I thought I raised you better than this. First you lie to me about wanting to come here and then you insult this fair stallion's eating establishment!"
>Rain looks dead on the inside.
>You spin towards the stallion.
"I'm ever so sorry for all of this sir, I am quite disgusted at my daughters behaviour and hope she hasn't caused any offence."
>"Oh, none at all!"
>The stallion puts on an awkward smile.
"Come on Rainy, this isn't over yet"
>You two of you walk away from the cafe, you with a grin on your face and Rain with her tail between her legs.
>Once you round a corner you finally lose your composure and start screaming out loud in laughter.
>Tears roll down your face as you fall down to the ground, your legs no longer able to support your spasming body.
>Rain Patter starts hitting her little hooves against your back but you don't even care.
>"ANON! WHY! THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING FOR ME!"
>Rain looks pissed
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>>27687422
>You can't be having any of that.
>You grab her in your arms and starting rolling around on the ground with her, your fit of laughter showing no end.
>"ANON!"
>She flails her little hooves about.
>Once your laughter subsides a bit you eventually regain the ability to talk.
"Aww come on Rainy you've gotta admit that was pretty hilarious."
>"Maybe for you but not for me!"
>She still looks angry, maybe you stepped over the line.
>You stop laughing and get up off the ground.
"Alright alright I see what you mean"
>You dust yourself off.
"So how about this, you're allowed to get me back in anyway you can think of, as long as it doesn't involve killing me of course"
>Rain pouts.
>"Awww, that's all I wanted to do"
>You point your finger at her.
"Hey, if you kill me I'm going to drag you along with me kicking and screaming"
>"Oh fine, I won't kill you but only because I've got a great idea on how to get you back"
>She gives you a devilish smile.
>Hmmm, you may have fucked up just a tad.

And another dump. To be honest I have no fucking clue where I'm going with this but I guess we'll find out soon enough.
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>>27686896
Get the fuck out.
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>>27686425
Good
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>>27687432
Can you drop a pastebin for us?
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>>27686896
I'd adopt one too they are just the cutest! Is the vag human or horse thou?
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>>27688224
>asking about your future daughter's vagina out of nowhere
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>>27686590
>>Using her wings, she gently sets the tray down, then stands up to-
>>-Hit the top of her head on the table.
>>She makes a small squeak, nods at you, then winces away.
SO ADORABLE
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>>27688251
This.

>>27688224
What's wrong with you?
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>>27686896
Would adopt that satyr, if only to exchange insults.
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>>27688924
Kek, this.
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>>27688924
That is a valid reason.
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>>27689498
8
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>>27688213
>>27687432
http://pastebin.com/TR3ju7Ph
take care of my pastebin, I made it with love and a throwaway email
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>>27691347
I'd care for it like I'd care for my adoptive filly daughter. With my time
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>>27686590
>Once she sits down, you grab your drink, and slide League's over to her.
>Thankfully this hers has a handle on it, so you don't have to worry about it being dropped anytime soon.
>Though, you know, there's still a chance.
>But she doesn't seem to be thinking about it, judging by the whipped cream already on her muzzle.
>You instinctively reach over and rub her ear again.
>Seriously, you can't even help yourself here.
>It's just impossible to NOT pet her in some way or form.
>That face of hers is just heart-attack inducing.
>She smiles and leans into your hand again.
>So much like a cat...
>After a moment, you stop yourself and allow her to continue with her hot chocolate.
>Though she seems just as happy either way.
>You grab your coffee and see Lyra lazily blink while staring at hers.
>God, she really looks tired now.
>If she was really beginning to, or had fallen asleep on you, that means she's in the horrifying sleep limbo right now.
>That is to say that she's really sleepy because her attempt to rest was interrupted.
>You know the feeling all too well.
>You'd decide to stay up a little bit, play some games- you knew you'd have to wake up in a few hours, but whatever, you can make due.
>Then you'd end up sleeping like, two hours, and your mom wakes you up for another job interview.
>And you'd spend the rest of the day feeling like hell, getting little bits of sleep wherever possible.
>Looking completely dead inside, you just watch as she slowly takes a sip of her coffee.
>There's a small improvement, but you're sure that's just because of how damn hot the coffee is.
>That's why you haven't touched yours yet.
>Just this sitting in your hand is ridiculous.
>But even League doesn't seem to mind.
>Guess it's a pony thing, or whatever.
>You bring the mug up to your face and silently blow the surface.
>And in your peripherals, you can see League just chugging her hot chocolate down.
"Sweet baby Jesus, League."
>She finishes and flashes you a cute smile.
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>>27692809
So, Little League is a chugger, huh?

interesting
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>>27693177
I honestly can't see how anyone can do that. I have to wait several minutes just for it to be lukewarm.
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>>27693177
>Try not to sexualize Little League
>Sexualize Little League a lot
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>>27692809
>How did that just happen.
>You don't get how that just happened.
>She just-
>Okay, so this mug is practically the equivalent of an active volcano stuck in Arizona right now.
>Or the sun.
>Five of them.
>-Okay, you're obviously exaggerating, but it's pretty damn hot, and she just knocked that back like a champ.
>There've been plenty of things that you've noticed about this world that you simply cannot explain.
>And not getting into details, you're sure this can be labeled as one.
>Just file it away under 'cartoon physics' somewhere in your mind.
>"So... Anon..."
>You bring your attention back to her and reply with a questioning hum.
>She taps her forehooves nervously together.
>"I...I don't want to be a bother or anything, a-and the hot chocolate was really good, but... do you think... maybe... I'd-be-able-to-get-a-donut-or-something-please?"
>She hides her face with her mane and hooves.
>You can see a small bit of an eye focused on you.
>Holy hell she's too cute.
>How can you say no to that?
>-Well, okay, you're GOING to have to say no at some point, but it's the first official day you're together, do you don't think you should crack down on that just yet.
>You're trying to make her feel comfortable right now, not dive directly into 'daughtering' her.
>-And, now that you think about it... damn.
>She's your daughter.
>Adopted daughter, sure, but a daughter nonetheless.
>It's not some kind of shitty relationship where you can just say, 'oh lol, it's complicated'.
>It's written down, it's got paperwork, and she's technically your daughter.
>-Well, again, TECHNICALLY, you're her guardian or something.
>But who cares, you've got a orange filly daughter, and that's pretty damn awesome.
>You ruffle her mane and smile.
"Of course, League."
>Though now it's just dawned on you that she's having hot chocolate and a donut for breakfast.
>On her first day with you.
>Jesus, you really are going to need to plan and map this shit out.
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>>27693978
>Okay, so this mug is practically the equivalent of an active volcano stuck in Arizona right now.
>Or the sun.
Five of them.

Sides are gone.
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>>27693978
>The last thing you would want is an adorable, chubby orange filly that thinks she can get anything she wants.
>Well, that's not the LAST thing, but knowing that you completely failed at raising her, and made her a Tumblrina, would kind of suck.
>Instead of beaming or anything, she softly smiles and hugs your arm.
>"You're the best."
"-Y-you too..."
>Wow you actually just said that.
>Though, it is true.
>You match her smile and wrap her in another hug.
>Christ, these ponies are too huggy, and you think you're starting to catch that.
>After a few back rubs and another ruffle of the mane, she hops back to her seat, not even bothering to fix the head of hair that you fucked up.
>-Oh man, you're going to have to groom her too, aren't you?
>Brush her mane in the mornings, probably learn how to braid and stuff.
>Man, you wish you had the internet.
>Not to mindlessly browse and watch retarded videos this time around, but to actually learn something useful for once.
>And knowing that you had that enormous resource at your disposal, and didn't even really use it, kinda sucks now.
>Guess it's true what they say: you don't know what you got, until it's gone.
>You blow on your coffee again and try it.
>Still damn hot, but at least bearable with bigger sips.
>Lyra, meanwhile, is just casually drinking hers, looking mildly awake, but also pretty dead inside.
>You don't even notice the waitress come by.
>"-Is everything alright here, folks?"
>Seriously, you couldn't hear anything.
>You've heard rumors of Pegasi being weirdly light, but you've never gone and picked up a random pony before to find out.
>League meekly raises her hoof and gets the mare's attention.
>"C-could I get a chocolate eclair?"
>She smiles and nods.
>"Sure, sweetie! And did you want a refill of hot chocolate?"
>"-No, I'm fine, thank you."
>You know, for a little filly though, she does have some manners.
>Which is very nice.
>The mare nods, then reaches and grabs the mug with her win-
>"-CELESTIAAAH!"
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Thread don't die pls
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>>27694815
Second
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>>27694293
I am eagerly awaiting more.
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>>27695259
It's either that you:
>are a morning person
>stayed up until the morning
>are in a different time zone
Now how the fuck are you awake in the morning
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>>27695585
Now that I think about it. I might make the filly Little League, and throw in Lyra into the mix. Anyone against this?
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>>27695598
I think that would be good.
Looks nice so far
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>>27695608
Indeed. I added a comfy Lyra snuggling her head on Anon.
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>>27695585
>>27695598
>>27695665
Agreed on all fronts.
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>>27695598
Agree
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>>27675797
>rape
>rape
>more rape.
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B
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What kind of bed time story would you tell a little filly?
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>>27697837
The Ugly Barnacle.
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>>27697837
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>>27697837
Hansel and Gretel.
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>>27697837
I read her "Of Mice and Men."
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>>27698945
THE FEEELS.
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>>27698957
It pains me to remember that Pony Care ended so abruptly. The last post is burned into my soul:

>"im done for the day, talos guide you non2.0"
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>>27697993
Kek
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>>27694293
god im so fucking lazy, but whatever i got this

>The waitress shrinks back and stares at League's mug in horror.
>...Is it still hot, or what?
>You reach a hand over and hold it.
>Well, it's kinda hot, but nothing to warrant such a big reaction, you'd think.
>Folding back her wings with a wince, she grabs it with her hoof and walks away.
>...Maybe wings are just really sensitive or something.
>Or maybe the universe just decided, 'fuck this pony in particular', because she seems to really be getting the crap end of things when she comes by this table.
>Or maybe you're cursed, who knows?
>Your eyes trail over and settle on Lyra, who has her muzzle inside the mug.
>She looks like she's just lazily licking the liquid inside.
>It's a very... peculiar way of drinking coffee.
>In fact, just from this encounter, you're starting to think there's more to Lyra here.
>She seemed like a normal, very formal pony while you were at the orphanage, but you think you're starting to see some quirks.
>Being a big hugger as one of them.
>Though, that may just be a pony thing in general.
>God knows Roseluck likes to hug.
>You practically have to pry her off sometimes.
>But you guess if Lyra's going to be staying in your home, you ought to start noticing and getting used to said quirks.
>Even then, you're not sure how long you planned on having her stay.
>It was a kinda, 'in the moment' thing.
>You glance at the filly sitting beside you.
>-Which you seem to do a lot, especially lately.
>But, you really don't see anything wrong with her staying long term.
>The joy of Equestria is that you don't have to worry about taxes.
>Only the ponies that own businesses give a bit to her, and the workers are free.
>Obviously, she does whatever with it, and buys goddamn castles for herself with the extra.
>It'd be more fucked up if she didn't rule so well.
>But, it's ponyland.
>As long as they have food, a home and friends, they're happy.
>...And you feel good providing that.
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>>27700088
THANKS FOR THE UPDATE YA LAZY CUNT
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>>27700088
Aww yiss, Lyra's cute ticks and quirks are starting to come out.
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>>27700088

>"Well are the three of you ready to order?"
The waitress pony snaps you out of your internal monologuing
>She first looks to Lyra
>Thankfully she didn't look to you first, since you didn't have much time to look at the menu before that little hugfest started
>You use this time to speed read through the menu
>At least it has nice pictures
>"Oh i'll have the spinach and cheese quiche, please."
>"Anything for the side?"
>"Oh, ummm, hay fries?"
>Lyra gives a bashful grin and looks to you
>You shrug your shoulders
"Hey, you don't have to get my permission"
>The waitress pony scribbles on her memo pad, which is placed on the table
>It's very impressive how skilled ponies are with their mouths
>No Anon, no lewd thoughts
>You think you have an idea of what you want as the waitress looks to Little League
>"And what what would you like?"
>Little League flips to the back of the menu, probably to reassure herself that that's what she wanted.
>"I'll... have a helping of mac n' cheese, please"
>You flip to the back of your own menu
>They have a kid's menu, huh.
>12 and under, you wonder if pony years here are the same as human years.
>They also have some hay tenders and tiny little pizza squares
>You really miss your chicken tendies from home
>"Mac... and... cheese. Got it, anything else?"
>LL takes another glance to you, and you nod your head
>"A glazed, cream-filled doughnut would be wonderful"
>"With sprinkles?"
>Little League perks up a bit at that
>"Double sprinkles" she says and sports a happy little grin of her own
>She's done you proud
>"And for you, sir?
"I would just love a bread bowl with your finest broccoli soup, and can you make the broth extra thick?"
>The waitress gleefully writes down your order
>"My personal favorite! You have quite the eye!"
>You sorta picked it at random, but it did look quite good.
>The waitress pony picks up your menus and you ask for glasses of water to drink
>"That'll be right out for you in a few minutes!"
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Took a while, but I think it looks excellent.
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>>27700729
>It's very impressive how skilled ponies are with their mouths
>No Anon, no lewd thoughts

Well, at least he's self aware.
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>>27700734
Nice
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>>27700734
>fillies r' us
>right next to a glue factory

kek
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>>27700734
Kek
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>>27700088
>changelings.
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Thread no die, pls.
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>>27700944
Don't forget the sex toy shop.
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Bamp
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>>27701856
K
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>>27700088
man, them numbers though

>Lyra certainly looks happier, for sure.
>And League, well, the only time she hasn't seemed happy was when she found out you weren't going to adopt her, and well, when she was freaking out over breaking the glass.
>Though, it's only been two days, you're sure that'll change, for better or worse.
>-Well, of course it'll be worse, what are you saying?
>You take another sip of your coffee and confirm that is indeed perfect drinking temperature.
>So you practically knock the thing back.
>When you're done with your sip, you look down and see a little bit left.
>Damn it, you were wanting to actually enjoy that.
>...Oh well.
>Once you finish it, Lyra comes out of the mug with a ring around her muzzle.
>And she casually wipes herself down with a napkin.
>Then looks at you.
>"...What?"
"Ah, nothing."
>She nods and puts the napkin down.
>"So, since we have time, could I ask a few more questions?"
>You shrug.
"Don't see why not, I guess."
>"Where do you work, if you don't have a Cutie Mark? And, you don't have a Cutie Mark, do you?"
>You shake your head.
"Well, I mean I usually get money from the Princesses, for kinda being the only one of my species that's alive, but other than that, I run a flower shop in the marketplace."
>Celestia wanted to set you up with a personal guard too, actually.
>And when you mean a guard, you don't mean a single guard- you mean a full blown, security service kind of deal.
>You even met the would-be captain, which was this white Pegasus with a blond mane and green eyes, just screaming 'white power'.
>She was super cute, but hell if you didn't feel a little intimidated.
>And looking back at it, you're almost positive she would've had something Nazi related as her Cutie Mark, under all that armor of hers.
>But you digress.
>While the idea of a personal guard sounded cool, you kinda didn't want to stand out like that.
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>>27704577
>Hell, you already stand out as it is, but you're sure being constantly protected by five ponies would have made you seem very unapproachable.
>Though if they were all mares, that could have been fun...
>BUT you digress.
>The point is, with being cared for by the Princess, you really don't NEED a job.
>Though it's not like computers exist in this place, so you couldn't be a NEET even if you wanted to.
>So, you kinda took up gardening and shit.
>Your mom would always drag you out and make you help her with the plants, saying that if you weren't going to leave the house, you'd at least go outside.
>Which technically is leaving the house, but she insisted that you don't die of a vitamin deficiency from staying in your room for so long.
>And though you weren't a fan of leaving your computer, you admittedly kind of enjoyed working on the garden.
>Never enough to ask your mom to go out and garden, mind you, but enough to not get pissy about being asked to.
>So, you decided that since you can't do what you mainly did, go for second best.
>But even then, you don't think you'd see yourself staying alone with a computer in this place.
>By seeing everyone always out and about and cheerful and everything, you can't really find a good reason to just say, 'fuck this shit' and go inside.
>You enjoy talking to ponies, and they seem to enjoy you talking to them.
>And hell, if you never talked, you never would have decided to open up the flower shop.
>FIrst you really just worked for Rose, and through casual conversations with the other ponies and her, you decided that you would.
>-And the other best part about this place is that there really is no competition.
>Since everyone can be their own special snowflake with a Cutie Mark, there's usually not a pony that comes into town with the exact same one.
>You don't find two rose stands competing against each other, and instead can find a rose stand, a lily stand, and so on.
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>>27704728
>Your specialty is just getting plants that ponies are too scared to get themselves, which is the kind of things you find in the Everfree Forest.
>In fact, a few months ago you almost fell off a damn hill trying to get this stupid plant called a Nightshade.
>You also remember bumping into this pony nurse earlier that day, while you sprinting around town to go and meet Twilight.
>She sure is serious about her schedule, man...
>"-Here you go, sweetie!"
>You blink your train of thought away, and see Little League given a plate with a chocolate eclair on it.
>"Thank you, miss!"
>"Mhmm, anytime!"
>You catch a glimpse of Lyra also spacing out for a moment.
>League just beams and grabs the thing with her hooves.
>But instead of biting on it, she gently licks the tip of it, where all the cream was put in.
>Then she puts it in her mouth and starts sucking on it, trying to get all of said cream.
>...Oh gosh.
>You watch her gently suck on the end, stroking the sides with her hooves to push the filling out.
>A bit of her saliva rolls down the chocolate end, but she continues.
>When she notices the chocolate part, she moves and starts slowly licking it away, savoring its taste.
>You take this as a good time to casually cross your legs and scratch your head.
>She continues on the underside, lapping up the chocolate that dripped from the top of it.
>Then when it's clear, she goes back to sucking on the end of it, a bit of the cream slowly dribbling from the corner of her mouth.
>She stops, swallows it, and sighs with a cute smile on her face.
>Then goes on and eats the bread that's left.
>You scratch your head again, and she turns to you with said cute smile when she finishes.
"Uh, League, where did you pick up that, er... interesting way of eating an eclair?"
>She smiles and shrugs.
>"I just like the cream, so I eat some of it first, then save the rest for last! And the chocolate used to get on me a lot, so I just lick it off before I eat it!"
>You slowly nod.
"O-ok."
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>>27704921
L-lewd
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>>27704577
>>You even met the would-be captain, which was this white Pegasus with a blond mane and green eyes, just screaming 'white power'.
>didn't accept her
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>>27704921
I really want a chocolate eclair now.
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>>27704921
Jesus fuck.

more.
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>>27704921
"Uh, League, where did you pick up that, er... interesting way of eating an eclair?"
>She smiles and shrugs.
>"I just like the cream, so I eat some of it first, then save the rest for last! And the chocolate used to get on me a lot, so I just lick it off before I eat it!"
>You slowly nod.
"Y-you too."
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>>27705581
after writing that, i think it could actually make for a good story.

>>27706367
and holy shit i missed and opportunity.
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>>27704921
>You feel massively ashamed from having watched that.
>And slightly enjoying it…
>Though, at least good that it's just one of HER quirks, and not something that Mr. Horseshoe guy had a part in.
>Though he's still on your shit list, regardless.
>League awkwardly moves past your crossed legs and hugs your neck.
>"Thank you, Anon!"
>You can't help but smile at her bubbly attitude.
"No problem, League."
>When you glance over at Lyra, she's taken to getting every drop from that coffee of hers.
>Yours is also done.
>And, well, League just finished.
"So, you guys want to go home, now?"
>Lyra looks up at you.
"-Or to your new home, in someone's case."
>She softly smiles, and nods.
>"That sounds great."
>You turn to League, and she follows with a nod of her own.
>"Okay!"
>You spot the waitress mare walking around and flag her down.
>"Yes, can I help you?"
>You fish into your pocket and hand her a bag of bits.
>She looks at it and her eyes go wide instantly.
>Then she immediately hides her expression.
>"O-okay, let me go get your chang-"
"-Keep it."
>She freezes and just looks at you, confused.
>"…What?"
"Keep the change, you deserve it for your trouble."
>She just stops and stares at you, bag starting to shake slightly in her hooves.
>"B-but sir, th-this is more than a hundred bits."
>You nod.
>"A-and your drinks were only SIX!"
>You nod again.
>"I…I…"
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>>27706772
>Her shaking gets noticeably worse, and you start becoming worried that she'll explode or something.
"Ahh… are you, uh-"
>-Before you can say anything, she tackles you in a hug and almost knocks you off your chair.
>"OOH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, MISTER!"
>-Okay, so hugging IS a pony thing.
"…Uh, ah heh, you're welcome."
>She pulls off you with a slight blush.
>"-S-sorry! Was that weird? That was weird, wasn't it? I'm so so sorry!"
>Jesus, this one is a very excitable pony.
"No, it's not weird, you're alright."
>She nods and beams.
>"It's just that- aaagh, you know?"
>She stopped herself from trying to hug you in the middle of that.
>You smile and nod again.
"No, yeah, I think I get it."
>And she hugs you again.
>-Then quickly breaks away again.
>"-SORRY!"
>She skips away.
>…Okay.
>That was… an interesting pony.
>You watch her cartoonishly hop around and disappear around a corner.
>Lyra looks at you with a gentle grin on her face.
>"You really are the nicest stallion ever."
>You shrug and mimic her expression.
"I just do what I can, where I can, really."
>Standing up, Lyra and League follow suit, hopping off the chairs and sticking by your side.
>Partially because you're afraid you'll step on her, and partially because of how damn cold it is outside, you pick League up and rest her in your suit again, then start walking out.
>And you hear a familiar voice right before you step outside.
>"THANK YOOOU!"
>It brings a bigger smile to your face.
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>>27706777
This is the cutest green i've read in a long ass time.

i wonder where bon bon is?
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>>27706532
It totally could make a good story and I totally would read it.
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>>27706832
This. I'd read it aswell.
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>>27706777
she da cutest
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>>27706777
Negro das cute
Check'd
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>>27706777
god your greens are so good
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>>27706777
Hnng
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>>27709455
fuckin again boop
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>>27709965
b
b
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>>27687432
>Eventually you just give up on finding a nice resturant and go to ponyvilles equivalent of a mcdonalds.
>Not as if you had any money to get anything fancier than a burger anyway.
>Gotta see if you can claim more welfare from Twilight.
>But then again you don't think she will 'donate' you much more money after you spent all of what she 'gave' you on erecting a statue of yourself in the town centre.
>You don't think modelling it after yourself 'in the mood' helped her come to terms with it any better either.
>Lost in your thinking, you were quite suprised when you found yourself in the hay burger.
>Standing in the queue, Rainy stared up at the luminous panels behind the counter and you decide to do the same.
>...
>Well fuck me then doesn't a burger filled with dried grass sound great!
>You honestly don't know why you expected anything better from a place called the hay burger.
>Chips it is then you guess!
"So you decided on what you are getting then Rainy?"
>With her eyes still glued to the panels she replies.
>"Could i get the double hay burger and a dr pepper please?"
"Well Rainy you drive a hard bargain and I must accept."
>She looks up to you confused.
>"Ok?"
>Looks like you're up next in the queue now.
"Hey Rainy, how about you go find us a table, I'll deal with the food"
>You lean in towards her and start to whisper.
"And take a crap load of napkins while you're at it, I'm running out of toilet paper back home"
>A look of dread finds itself on Rain Patters face.
"Hey don't worry, it's not so bad once the bleeding stops."
>"OK, OK I'M GOING!"
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>>27710414
>You grin and turn around to face the person working at the till.
>"Hello sir what can I get you?"
"Could I have a double hay burger, a small dr pepper and a large chips please"
>The pony tacks away at a piece of paper infront of them.
>"Sure thing, anything else?"
"How about a kiss?"
>You slide a single bit across the counter towards the pony, putting on a devious smile.
>You attempt to wiggle your eyebrows as well but all you achieve is looking like you are having a slight seizure.
>The pony looks towards you with a rather disinterested look on their face.
>"Your food will be ready shortly sir."
>Fuck, that was meant to work
"Your loss, there was plenty more of where that came from."
>You take the bit back.
>The pony puts on a snarky look.
>"Which is why you're eating here, yes?"
>You narrow your eyes, it's on.
"Well you see I always did believe in supporting local businesses, no matter how small or big they are and seeing as how i've never been here before, here I am supporting your work place. It's my privilege really."
>You could now practially feel the smugness coming off of the mare.
>"I'm sorry could you repeat that, I'm seeing your mouth do a whole load of something but I'm hearing a whole load of nothing"
>Wow, rude.
"I'm shocked, here I am paying for your services so that you may go home and eat well and yet you slander me? Thankfully I never have to come back here again to such a hostile enviroment unlike you who has to come in every day to stand around listening to people ask for things."
>"At least I have a job"
>You point your finger at her.
"Hey, who ever said I didn't have a job?"
>The pony scratches her head and puts on a goofy voice.
>"Errrrr I dunno, maybe because Twilight and her friends spend all day trying to get you a job but you end up just quitting behind their backs because 'It doesn't fulfill your true purpose'."
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>>27710415
>Shit she's onto you, time to change the subject.
"You know an awful lot about me, if I didn't know any better I would say that you were stalking me."
>Aww yis you got her now.
>She deadpans.
>"Nope I'm pretty sure it's because whenever it happens you go into the town centre and shout 'I just quit my job behind Twilights back because it doesn't fulfill my true purpose!'"
>Ah yes you do do that don't you.
>"Now that I think about it, what actually is your true purpose?"
>She's gained that signature smug grin again.
>Now that she mentions that though, what did you actually want to do with your life?
>I mean you want to be successful and adored but would you be happy if you achieved that?
>You're pretty happy now honestly just fucking around in ponyville but it doesn't seem like anyone else is.
>So you are either a burden on everyone else and living an unsatisfying yet happy life or you could live a busy, extemely rewar-
>Oh fuck this, you're not going to have a midlife crisis in a fucking pony mcdonalds for christs sake.
"I'm just gonna imagine that you never asked that question before I have an existential crisis"
>Suprisingly till pony seems to have had her fill of roasting you and lets up, her features softening.
>"Eating away at you pretty bad then huh?"
>Wait is this the same pony as before? She actually seems concerned for you.
"Well even if it was I'm not about to go confessing it all in this fucking place"
>She smiles at you, not a cocky smile but a genuine one.
>"Well prehaps you would like to talk to me about it later?"
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>>27710421
>What
>Anon you player! Picking up girls even when you're not trying!
>Your parents would be so proud.
>"And before you get the wrong idea, I meant it just as a friendly gesture."
>Oh
>Anon you player! Picking up friends even when you're not trying!
>Smiling back at her you reply sincerely.
"I mean if you're THAT desperate to spend more time with me then I guess I can accept."
>Sincere my ass anon, what the fuck was that?
"Er, what I meant was sure."
>Till pony smirks at you.
>"That's what I thought you said"
>She slides your tray over to you.
>"That'll be 6.99 bits then please"
>You pass her 7 and wink at her.
"Keep the change, it's my pleasure."
>She simply rolls her eyes at you but is still smiling
>"Thank you sir, please come again."
"Not fucking likely till pone"
>With that you take the tray and search for Rain Patter, trying to avoid stepping on any half eaten burgers on the floor.
>You eventually find her sitting at a window seat.
>Plus she has a massive stack of napkins strewn across the table.
>Score! You're going to shit happily tonight!

And that's all for now, still no fucking clue when I'm going with all of this though.
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>>27706777
Are we not even going to mention the non sequitur in this one? They ordered food a few posts ago. Only LL got her eclair, neither Lyra, Anon, or LL got their main dish, neither did the waitress remind them of their food. What up man?

Otherwise heartwarming read bro.
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>>27710426
Till pone a cute and a feisty. Anon must land till pone!
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>>27710849
Well that took much longer for a response than I thought it would.

Me and Vad swapped places for a moment.

He did a post, I did his drawing.

Figured the number of red flags in both would have given it away.
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>>27710880
We'll see ;)
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>>27710890
>>27710849
But Blue just HAAAS to complain that cafes just do not sell mac and cheese for some reason
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>>27712251
BECAUSE THEY DON'T
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>>27710716
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>>27710890
Well now it makes sense. Even the voice changed a good bit.

>>27712251
... I've been to one's that do. Usually the hipster ones.

>>27711868
I want Anon to cum inside till pone after having a long heart to heart about how they hate their lives... because it's not like I worked at a McDonald's in the past or could relate to till pone or anything.
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b
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>>27715075
ump
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>>27706777
lucky enough to get trips, but not a competent team in Siege.

>The second you step outside, you can't help but notice the drastic change in temperature.
>It was still cold as all hell, but now it seemed only a bit chilly.
>The winds also died down a bit, and you find it odd how you went from massive blizzard type weather, to a simple chilly day in such a short time.
>But, once again you guess you can just blame cartoon physics or something.
>"Well, thank you for the coffee, Anon. Though, you didn't need to pay for me."
>You look over at Lyra, golden eyes just made even brighter with that yellow striped scarf of hers.
"Well, I don't have to do a lot of things, but that won't stop me."
>She just grins and keeps her walk a little closer to you.
>Not enough to be right on you, but enough to be noticeable.
>League takes a backseat, just silently watching everything from the unbuttoned part of your suit.
>While you're walking around, you start noticing more ponies walking around.
>Sure, there were few before, but they all had some antarctic-ready gear on to go against the cold.
>Now, most seem to be settling with a simple scarf or a sweater.
>And honestly, ponies in sweaters is like, the cutest thing ever.
>Well really, anything that involves them in clothes is damn cute.
>Another reason why you had no problem giving your jacket to Lyra.
>And despite it being a heavy thing, it does do well in warmer temperatures.
>It's also got a fuck ton of pockets.
>Imagine a bomber jacket looking thing, but just black, and damn pockets absolutely everywhere.
>We're talking on the arms, two on the top, one on the inside, the obligatory hand pockets, and one on the side.
>You seriously don't know why it has so many, but they did come in handy a few times.
>Though, it's only a FEW times.
>You've had that damn thing for ages.
>...Wait.
>You've had that thing for ages.
>And you don't even think you've washed it.
>You glance over at Lyra, who just smiles at you.
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>>27715888
>lucky enough to get trips, but not a competent team in Siege.

Twice.
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>>27715888
>>27715991
well that just further proves my point.

>Sure, you haven't really had any reason to wear that thing here, but it's still more than five years old.
>But it's not your fault they don't have washing machines here.
>You don't remember what specifics that jacket had to keep it from getting ruined, you just know how much you turned the knobs.
>Though, Lyra really doesn't seem that bothered by it, so you think you're fine.
>You're brought from your thoughts, and step up the familiar few steps to your humble abode.
>Opening it, you wave your hand and let League hop out of your suit.
"Well, mi casa, su casa."
>Lyra doesn't acknowledge your horrible spanish accent, and takes to just standing below the steps.
>She looks into the doorway, then turns to you with an unsure look.
>"Can... can I really stay here?"
>Instead of saying anything, you softly sigh and pick her up.
>You take this opportunity to weirdly smell the jacket for anything.
>-Well, it would look weird to anyone but you.
>It doesn't force you to gag, but it does noticeably have your scent on it.
>You're not really sure how to even explain what it smells like.
>Though, you can certainly say that it has a... heavy smell to it?
>-Who cares, you're thinking too much into this.
>You walk into the house and shut the door.
>Lyra doesn't bother hopping out, and only steps off when you put her down.
>Immediately you hang your scarf up and take your suit jacket off, then roll up your sleeves.
>League and Lyra just watch you curiously, like they've never seen a man get comfortable in his own home before.
>Though, they actually haven't.
>You set your shoes beside the coat rack and stretch a little bit.
>God you wish you had a TV or something everytime you get this comfy.
>League starts slowly walking up to her room, and you watch Lyra just scanning everything, standing in the exact same spot you left her in.
"Want me to take your jacket and scarf?"
>She snaps to you and blinks.
>"Oh, uh, sure, I guess."
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>>27716064
>has both a cute filly AND a cute mare living with him now
Fucking lucky
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>>27716064
>She seems really unsure of herself right now.
>Pretty much what League looked like when you told her she had her own room.
>-OWN ROOM.
>...Shiiit.
>Well, looks like you're couching it until further notice.
>You glance over your living room.
>...Which is pretty much forever.
>Or until you get a room extension.
>Those rooms are big, but you don't think they're big enough for two beds.
>-Well, maybe they could fit two pony beds, but hell that'd still be crowded.
>You can't just leave your adopted daughter and roomie to share a room, while you have this massive thing to yourself.
>That would be pretty messed up.
>Lyra unzips and takes her jacket off, and you unwind the scarf.
>She looks super stiff.
"This is your home, now. You can get comfy if you want."
>Turning to you, she suddenly notices her own hesitation and awkwardly smiles.
>"Yeah, I'm just, uh, not... used to it."
>Oh.
>Right.
"Well, let me give you a quick run down of the place, then."
>You hang her stuff up and take a step forward.
"So, as you can plainly see here, this is the living room. You can live in here."
>You glance at Lyra for a reaction.
>She doesn't really give you anything.
>And this is why you didn't pursue a career in comedy.
>At a slow pace, you walk over to the kitchen and wait for her to follow.
>Your kitchen really is this shitty tiny thing.
>Immediately when you walk into your house, there's a staircase on your left, and the living room right in front of your face, taking what the stairs didn't.
>Passed that, you walk up a tiny step, and there's your tiled floors, and this little battle station of a kitchen.
>Walls are on both sides of the step, also serving as sort of a bar-looking deal.
>Stepping up, immediately the table's in the middle, and sideways, pointing at windows on the ends of the room.
>Surrounding the table is all countertop, with your oven/stove thing, fridge, and sink.
>Throw in drawers and cabinets, bam, your shitty kitchen.
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>>27716224
She'll loosen up, in time.
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>>27716265
y-you too
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>>27716224
>You promptly go around, giving a short brief of what's in what drawers and cabinets.
>She really just nods and watches you talk about everything.
>In fact, she doesn't even step into the kitchen, and takes to just standing below the floor.
>Makes you wonder how long that'll take to change.
"And if you come with me over here, we can go see the little bathroom and the bedrooms."
>She nods, and you step off towards the little area under the stairs.
>Well, it's not that small, but it's no huge bathroom, either.
>You simply open it, turn the light on and let her scan the thing for a second.
>She slowly follows you up the stairs, and you turn right to face the hallway, pausing for her to come up.
"Alright, so on your left here is Now Little League's room. Your new room is at the end of the hallway there, and on the right is the main bathroom, with the shower and tub and everything."
>Her muzzle scrunches slightly, and she looks up at you.
>"If there's only two rooms, where are you sleeping?"
>You wave a hand.
"Oh, I'm just couching it."
>Immediately, her ears flop over, and she pouts.
>"No, Anon, you take the room, I'll go on the couch."
>You shake your head.
"No can do, Lyra. You're my new resident, and it's only fair that you get the bedroom. I've had dibs on it for five years, so I don't mind."
>Not to mention that you really don't have anything in there.
>You have enough clothes to fill a single drawer in a dresser, and your room is as plain as it can be, with only colored walls to stand out.
>Again, unlike back home, you really don't find yourself using your room all that much.
>It's essentially just there for you to sleep, and that's about it.
>"Anon, I refuse to let you sleep on that couch downstairs."
>She puts on a stern look.
>And in all honesty, it's more adorable than it is stern.
>It just brings a smile to your face.
"Well then it's a good thing I own the place, so I can call all the shots around here."
>You wear a retarded grin.
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>>27716527
>pone will never adorably and sternly scrunch at you
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>>27716578
y u du dis
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>>27713775
Mac and cheese is amazing and every place should sell it forever, screw you and your anti mac n cheese hate, Blu
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>>27716527
>Never before have you had a disagreement over something so positive like this.
>It's very amusing, if you do say so yourself.
>She takes to just glaring at you, scrunching slightly.
>God, it really is the cutest thing ever.
>Until she blinks.
>It's then, when you see a bit of tears forming, and her expression fades.
>"I...I don't deserve your kindness, Anon..."
>Before you can say anything, she cracks and sits on the ground.
>Then she starts to cry.
>The smile quickly leaving your face, you follow and wrap her in a hug.
>"N-nopony, has ever been a-as nice to me as you have..."
>You stroke her back, and you feel your shoulder gradually getting wet.
>"I don't d-deserve it. I r-really don't..."
>She starts to bawl, then pulling you as close to her as humanly possible.
"Lyra... don't be telling yourself that, alright? You're the most caring and selfless pony I've ever met, and nobody should be telling you that you're anything different."
>She doesn't respond, and instead just continues to cry, sniffling and gasping in your embrace.
>Though you felt her shake her head slightly.
>She starts to tremble in your arms, slowly breaking down further before you.
>Her grip on you falters, and she crumbles in your arms.
>You get the feeling of being watched, and look over to see Little League, poking her head out of the doorway with a dejected expression on her face.
>With how much practice Lyra seems to have in keeping her emotions at bay, you're sure that she doesn't want League to see her like this.
>-Though, you know, it's too late, you slightly nod your head to her room, and she gets the message, slowly nodding and retreating inside, looking worried.
>Lyra shrinks, and her hooves retract towards her chest, while her tail instinctively retreats underneath her.
>Soon enough, she even stops resting her head on your shoulder, curling up and setting it underneath your chin instead.
>You continue to soothe her in silence.
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>>27716762
say that to my face sucka not online, see what happens

OH WAIT
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what would taking care of a bat filly be like?
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>>27717375
Mangoes are expensive, it'd be expensive. However it would suite my nocturnal sleep schedule quite well.
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>>27717375
Painfully adorable.
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>>27716781
I swear to christ blue, if ypu even mention poison joke in this story i will actively break a plastic cat over my head. You know what km talking about, don't make me feel those feels again you fantastic monster you.
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>>27717375
>>27717610
Adorable
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>>27716781
Oh no, crying ponies. My weakness.
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>>27718444
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>>27717610
>*lick lick*
"ugh god, please dont."
>*licklicklicklick*
"please stop licking my face, it's like, three in the morning."
>"i want ice cream, anon!"
>*LICKLICKLICKLICKLICK*
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>>27719409
That's adorable.
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Boop
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>>27710426
>Setting the tray down onto the table you brush the salt off of the seat that is covered in the least amount of ketchup and promptly sit down.
>Yup, it's uncomfortable as fuck, what a suprise.
>Rain Patter swiftly grabs her food and begins tucking in.
>Must have been pretty hungry.
>You wonder when she last ate.
>Of course you won't ask at the moment though because you're starving yourself and you doubt Rainy is going to stop her food genocide any time soon.
>Christ she's really going at it isn't she.
>You decide it would be best to dig into your chips before you lose your appetite.
>The two of you eat in silence...
>Well by silence you mean no talking.
>Turns out Rainy is a loud eater... Somehow.
>How the fuck can eating a burger be so noisy?
>You look up at her and notice the ketchup practically smeared around her mouth.
>You raise an eyebrow towards her when she notices you staring at her.
"You eat like a pig, you know that right?"
>She has mercy on the burger for a second, placing it back down on the table.
>"No I don't, I eat like a pony."
>She grins at you with her stupid little ketchup covered face.
"Oh no you don't, only I get to play smart, you got that?"
>You cross your arms in an attempt to assert your authority.
>"Oh do you? When are you going to start?"
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>>27721362
>NO.
>WHY DO THESE PONIES KEEP OUTDOING YOU?!
>YOU'RE MEANT TO BE THE CYNICAL ASSHOLE ANON, NOT THE FUCKING PUSSY LITTLE BITCH THAT GETS ROASTED BY PONIES ON A DAILY BASIS!
>Rain takes notice of your slightly pissed off...
>No scratch that, extremely pissed off demeanour and her cheery mood dampens slightly.
>"Oh I'm really sorry Anon, I didn't mean it, I thought that was just our little thing you know? Poking fun at each other?"
>Her ears fold flat against her head.
>She looks miserable now.
>Ugh, time to strap on your nice boy pants anon.
"Look, no it's fine Rainy I was just being childish is all."
>Her ears perk up but she still looks just as gloomy as before.
"Honestly, I just don't like being outdone is all. There's not much I'm great at so when someone does better than me in something, even if it's something trivial like a snark off, it really gets to me you know."
>"Oh."
>'Oh'. Congrats Anon, you somehow fucked up something as basic as getting food for a child.
>Time to pull out all the breaks then.
"Hey Rainy listen up because what I'm going to say I'm only going to say once and if you ever bring it up again, I will deny ever saying it. You got that?"
>She nods meekly.
>You sigh and slouch down.
"Well where to start. I've not spent much time with you Rainy and honestly the fact that you've stuck with me for even this long suprises me."
>She's in rapt attention.
"I have enjoyed myself today, a lot more than I let on. Sure I may seem a bit grouchy here and there and sometimes I actually am, I mean for gods sakes I use napkins as toilet paper!"
>A pony nearby looks at you with disgust and you smile sheepishly back.
"But you see, even though I may act a little cold towards you from time to time, truth be told I do like you Rainy, a lot"
>Her smile slowly starts crawling back.
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>>27721393
"Of course I don't mean it a sexual way cause that would be weird you know and that would proba-"
>You tug at your collar and give an awkward smile.
"Ok lets play a game called 'lets act like I never said what I just said'. The rules are self explanatory."
>Rainy is still smiling, christ you think you've broken her.
"Anyways, You're a good kid Rainy and I do enjoy being your father of sorts and I just want you to know that although i may act a little... off around you, I just want you to know that I do... what's the word I'm looking for?"
>Rainy interjects, her eyes sparkling.
>"Love?"
>You smile warmly at her.
"Yes, that's the one. I do love you Rainy and I want you to remember that, unlike this entire chat which you must forget, especially the questionable part"
>You give a nervous cough and glance around the resturant.
>"Hey Anon, you know how you said that you're not good at much?"
>Well heres comes the wisecrack.
"Yeah?"
>Rainy practically beams at you.
"If it's any consolation you're pretty good at being sappy..."
>She closes the distance between the two of you and wraps her hooves around you, lifting her head to look up at your face.
"...And I wouldn't change that for anything."
>You don't have anything to say.
>Not that you need to anyway.
>You hug her back strongly and she rubs her face into your chest.
>Nothing could ruin this moment.
>Oh wait yes there is, such as if a certain pony rubbed her ketchup covered face on your only suit.
>Ah well, you'll let it slide this time.

Some more cuddle times for anon and rainy yet I still havent actually described what rainy looks like in more detail than her coat colour. I'll get round to it some time. Maybe.
AND STOP GIVING ME FUCKING SPOILER FRONT CAPTCHAS
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>>27721419
Store front, not spoiler front you dumb dumb OF WHICH I GOT ANOTHER
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>>27721453
I know. These fucking store front captchas. Luckily, I got a bicycle one.
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>>27721419
well despite you describing her a different color, in my head it's just this little filly

anyways, great job keep it up, proud of you
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>>27721419
Das cute.
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Holy shit another boop boop

I want someone to do a story with a bat filly. I think that'd be interesting, Anon trying to tackle day jobs while taking care of a filly who's most energetic at night.
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>>27723932
And who also refuses practically everything to eat other than really sweet, sugar-heavy fruit.
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>>27698983
I really enjoyed that cyoa. It was adorable and didn't take itself very seriously. All over the place with different styles and .gifs even. Ah, good times.
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>>27724778
Yeah. Maybe some day, it will continue. Been thinking about doing it myself, but I don't know if I should after all this time passed. I couldn't save it then, becaus it ttook me two months to get the hang of digital art.
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>>27721975
kek, every time
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>>27721419
Anyone want to make a suggestion on what till pone looks like and so on? If not I'll probably just end up making some godawful oc with a questionable choice of colours. Also brexit weeeeeee. cant wait to see what happens ;)
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>>27725982
I dunno why but I imagine till pone having a sandstone color coat. Mane I dunno. But I don't imagine her having any vibrant colors except for the eyes perhaps. The eyes should be a bit fiery since it'd go well with her attitude. I just sort of imagine her as the pony anyone could look over in a room. No bright coat or mane.
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>>27726057
So then a brown mane?
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well since we need drawfags, and this one is obsessed with mac and cheese inside cafes, anyone have any requests? just don't expect them to be wonderful. or digital, for that matter.
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>>27726762
Big Mac and Cheese Sandwich inside a cafe.
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>>27726801
here, this took me 3 hours.
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>>27716781
>Through your years back on Earth, you never really had to deal with cheering people up.
>You cheered kids up, sure, but most would just cry over simple and trivial things.
>You can't speak for everyone else, but the times you've cried, it's always been when you were alone, in order to avoid being judged by those that saw you, parents included.
>Also, it's common knowledge that it takes more for adults to cry than it is kids.
>...So something really bad must have happened to Lyra, here.
>She told you she 'doesn't deserve your kindness'.
>Why does she feel she doesn't DESERVE it?
>The thought settles in your mind while she weeps in your arms.
>You'd be lying if you said her crying like this didn't crush you on the inside.
>Whether you've known her for a year, or a single day, you don't think you could feel any worse about this than you do now.
>This is the second time she's cried, and this time is worse than the last.
>And it's still just the morning.
>You look down at her, shivering and just completely crying her eyes out in front of you.
>Holding her tightly, you stand up and walk into your room.
>The least you can do here is get off the damn floor.
>You walk over to the bed and gently put her down.
>-Well, you try to.
>She clings to you like her life depends on it, so you sit on the bed instead.
>The thought won't leave your mind.
>What happened to her?
>Your eyes face the wall while you think.
>You wonder if this involves Little League.
>You wonder if Little League KNOWS what's upsetting her.
>But you guess only time will tell.
>You feel your shirt being soaked, and silently continue to rub her back.
>You wonder...
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>>27727065
>
>You blink.
>Lyra fell asleep.
>All you can hear now is the sound of you both breathing.
>You can feel her chest rising.
>Moving back a little, you look at her and confirm that she's most likely sleeping now.
>You use your shirt and gently clean her muzzle, then set her down on the bed, tucking her in with a blanket.
>When you step back, you realize how damn huge this bed is for her.
>Her hind legs barely stretch out towards the middle of the bed.
>The bed could easily suit Little League as well, but you're sure they'd rather have their own rooms.
>You crouch over to your dresser and grab one of the few shirts in your possession, then unwrap the curtains and block the sun out.
>You sneak out of the room and silently close the door.
>While you're walking through the hallway, you see League just lying in bed.
>She's not sleeping, just lying there.
>Her ears perk up and she turns to you.
>"Anon!"
>She runs over and just looks up at you expectantly.
>"What happened to Ms. Heart? Is she okay?"
>The name throws you off a bit, but you nod.
"I'm not really sure League, but I'll find out, don't worry."
>She slowly nods, then walks back over and hops on her bed.
>You make your way over to the bathroom and throw on your shirt.
>This one was actually a pony shirt, but you guess the pony it was made for was really long or something, to be able to fit you like this.
>The second you open the door again, you hear knocking downstairs.
>You try to think of who that could be, and come up with nothing.
>Unless it's a package for you, but you didn't ask for anything to be sent.
>League pops her head out and looks at the stairs.
"Uh, I guess just stay here, I'll see who's at the door."
>She nods, and walks back into her room again.
>Once you slowly walk down the stairs, your mind starts to go wild.
>What if it's that Mr. Horseshoe dude?
>Or the Royal Guard?
>Celestia couldn't have found that ONE bottle missing from her cellar.
>You breathe and straighten out your shirt.
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>>27726932
better than ill ever be, blu
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>>27724913
It was a collab project, of sorts. However, I think desustorage has been down for a while so I don't know of any good archival sites for it. However, if there happens to be a picture dump somewhere I would love to go back and collect them all
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>>27727169
>You open the door and pause.
>Oh.
>"Well jeez, you sure like taking your time, Anon."
"Uh, yeah, sorry Rose. Kinda thought you were gonna be someone else."
>She smiles and walks in.
>"What, were you hoping for Big Mac to stop by for a visit?"
>You shoot her a deadpan look.
>Her smile just grows.
>"So, I told you you owed me lunch, and it's lunch time, so where we all going?"
>Going?
>Well, you can't really go anywhere.
>-Okay, you can, but after what just transpired, you'd rather not have Lyra wake up to see that nobody's here.
>Not to mention that you have to wash your shirt, and wearing a suit jacket with a t-shirt would look tremendously stupid.
>But you do feel bad for ditching Rose like you did, and telling her to come by some other time would make you feel even worse.
>Rose has been your buddy since...
>Well, since you got here.
>And not going into details, she's pretty much the reason you're even alive right now.
"Well actually, I was thinking more homemade stuff. Sound good?"
>She hops on your couch and drops her saddlebags.
>"Sure, surprise me."
>-And that's why she's still your friend.
>Easy to please, just like you are.
>But what the hell should you even make?
>What do you even have?
>And whatever you do make, you oughta make enough for League and Lyra as well.
>As you're walking to the kitchen, you see League poking her head down the stairs.
>You simply nod, and she starts slowly coming down the stairs.
>On the way to the kitchen, you start thinking about what in god's name to cook.
>You open up the cabinets and pause.
>...Sure, why not?
>Guess you can make some salads, too.
>Just have to make Rose's a little better as an apology.
>But, macaroni and cheese it is.
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>>27728264
Throw some Broccoli, Cauliflower, Carrots and Celery in that shit and top with some sauteed Onions; bitches won't know how to stay off your D.
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>>27728633
Dubs have spoken
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>>27728264
>A thought hits you, and you walk over to one of the drawers.
>During your first few months here, you remember constantly complaining about the lack of no meat in this place.
>Rose, thankfully, chose to help you out instead of complaining about your own complaining.
>So, on top of a few simple salad recipes, she gave you a cookbook full of them.
>A cookbook that you admittedly never really read.
>You kind of just skimmed and looked at the pictures, then made the ones that looked good.
>And instead of expanding your knowledge of them, you just made them over and over again and kind of made the book obsolete.
>-BUT, if you're going to make an apology salad...
>You're gonna make a damn apology salad.
>Glancing over the pages, you flip to the very back for this salad that looked really good, but you never attempted to make.
>It looked like something that you'd have to make on special occasions, and though this isn't exactly a special occasion, you guess you can treat it as one.
>...Actually, this is kind of a special occasion.
>You have an adopted filly now, and a new roommate.
>Like a housewarming party-thing.
>-But isn't housewarming when you get a new house?
>-You're losing focus here Anon, let's go.
>Okay, ingredients here.
>...Jesus.
>Broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, celery...
>You open your fridge.
>...Okay.
>You have carrots, flowers, onion, and cheese.
>Damn it.
>Could the market be open?
>-No, nobody would be retarded enough to sell veggies in this weather.
>...But you never know.
>You pause and just stare blankly at the book.
>The market is pretty nearby.
>Should you go for it?
>...Fuck it, sure.
>You hop out of the closet, and see League with Rose on the couch.
>"Woah, where you running off to?"
"Gotta get some groceries for this lunch."
>"-Ugh, but I'm hungry now!"
>-Man, you'd expect this talk from League.
"Well, would you rather eat now, or wait and get a bomb-ass salad?"
>She pauses to think.
>"...Well, I'm sure it'd taste the same either way."
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>>27728980
>It's your turn to pause.
>Did she just fucking roast you?
"...That's cold, Rose. Really cold."
>She giggles.
>-Fine, you'll let it slide because that was adorable.
>"-But I'm timing you. If you take too long, you owe me dinner too. At a REAL restaurant, because I'm hungry."
>"Me too!"
>"-See? We're BOTH hungry."
>You slightly roll your eyes and nod, then head out.
>You check your pocket for some bits and grab your scarf before completely closing the door.
>-JESUS FUCK IT'S-
>-Actually not that cold.
>Huh.
>Chilly, sure, but it's bearable now.
>Wrapping the scarf around your neck, you walk over towards the marketplace.
>And thankfully, said marketplace is actually really close.
>But it kind of has to be, because you DO work there.
>Just, obviously not at this time, because of winter and everything.
>Not even the freaky plants of the Everfree grow during the winter.
>-Well, you're sure some do, but not the ones that ponies want.
>Probably poisonous or something, you don't know.
>Once you enter the market, you actually notice that a load of ponies are out and about.
>"Oh hi, Anon!"
>You turn around to face Junebug.
>Another flower shop acquaintance of yours.
>Super nice, but you just happen to talk to Rose more.
"Hey Junebug."
>"Weird weather we've been having, huh?"
"Yeah, actually. I don't know how it went from massive blizzard to a slight chill in such a small amount of time."
>She nods.
>"So then, what are you doing out here?"
"Eh, just out for some groceries, really. I'm running pretty low on food things."
>She nods again.
>"Well since you're out and about, did you maybe want to get lunch?"
>Lunch?
"Uh, lunch?"
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>>27727342
I have these links: http://arch.b4k.co/mlp/thread/26641221/ and http://arch.b4k.co/mlp/thread/26704705/ . Also, desustorage is back on cuckchan.org.
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pet yes, adoption? kid your fucked in the head.
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>>27729696
Were you that one guy from the porn thread?
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>>27729696
frank castle pls go
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>>27726057
I feel like a complete and utter twat using this website but at least i can try out the colours and see if they work.
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>>27729365
Anon's going to have a daughter, a somewhat adopted Lyra, and two flower ponies, all in his house for lunch. He only wanted one but with ponies, you can never have just one..

>>27729624
Thanks, anon.
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>>27729365
jeez anon

pretty popular with the mares aint you
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>>27721975
muh heart
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>>27730099
The magic of friendship assures that you will be buried up to your eyeballs in ponies at all times.
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>>27721419
>After a few minutes of crusty ketchup hugs, the calmness is shattered by a loud cough.
>Looking up you see till pony standing at the end of the table.
>Looks like she just finished her shift if the lack of a uniform is anything to go by.
>"So wow, didn't know you kidnapped foals aswell. Aren't you just a bag full of suprises."
>Aaaannnddd there goes your cuddly mood.
"Nice to see you too till pone."
>She lowers her eyebrows.
>"I have a name you know."
"Yeah I know, that's why I'm calling you till pone"
>She sighs.
>"It's Ruby Shores... in case you were wondering."
>With your hand still stroking Rainys mane you use your other to scratch your chin.
"Oh I assure you I wasn't but thanks for telling me anyway."
>Her face scrunches at that and as adorable as it is, maybe being a complete ass towards a pony you've known for a few minutes isn't the best idea.
"Mine's Anon... in case you were wondering of course."
>You flash her a toothy grin.
>"You're insufferable, you know that?"
>Oh yes, you knew that very well.
"That maybe the case but you seem to be putting up with me pretty well so what does that say about you?"
>Ruby sneers at that.
>"Only desirable things I assume?"
"I guess we'll have to find out won't we?"
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>>27730423
>There's a slight pause in the snark off which gives you time to appreciate the looks of Ruby.
>Her coat was a pale yellow, comparable to your piss when you've had a bit too much water to drink.
>You were never good with analogies.
>Moving upwards, you notice her solid brown mane which was cut short and left messy.
>Wouldn't look out of place on a stallion... or a dyke for that matter but lets skip over that.
>After viewing a rather uninsulting palette of colours, you were quite suprised when you got to her eyes.
>They possessed a strong ember hue, full of depth and warmth and really stuck out on the mare.
>In a good way however.
>"Sooo are you gonna keep on staring at me or are you going to tell me about that kid of yours?"
>Huh?
>Oh yeah, you sort of got stuck in a trance for a moment there.
"Hm? Oh this is Rain Patter, I found her in an alleyway and took her."
>Now that you think of it, Rainy has been awfully quiet lately.
>Ruby however gives you a questioning look.
>"So you do kidnap foals then?"
"What? No!"
>You feign a look of offense.
"I'll have you know that I happened to find Rainy after she had been abandoned by her parents and offered to take her under my wing... with no ulterior motives of course."
>Ruby quirks her eyebrow at that.
>"Y'know adding that little bit at the end there doesn't really make you sound any less of a rapist."
>You bow your head towards Ruby.
"Oh great Ruby, I promise that I am not a rapist... and that I have no ulterior motives whatsoever."
>Ruby now has a look of disbelief on her face.
>"There we go again anon! You gotta stop doing that, it's going to get you in trouble"
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>>27730435
>You wave her off.
"Oh I know that, happened to me earlier but all jokes aside, I'm taking care of Rainy for the foreseeable future as her adoptive father"
>Ruby seems suprised by this.
>"Really? So you just picked a kid up off of the street and gave her a home? Seems awfully nice of you... or you know, a bit rapey."
>You deadpan.
"Oh quit it with the rapist stuff already"
>She knocks your shoulder and chuckles.
>"I'm only kidding Anon, no need to be a sourpuss."
>Ruby eventually takes notice of Rainys absence from the conversation at this point aswell
>"So what's up with Rain Patter then, she doesn't seem to be talking that much."
>Lifting up Rainys head gently you find that her eyes are closed and that she's breathing steadly yet softly.
>Cute.
>Unexpected, but cute.
"Looks like she's fallen asleep."
>"Wait really? How?"
>You smile unnervingly towards Ruby and speak in a hushed voice.
"It must have been the drugs I gave her."
>She lets out a loud sigh and rolls her eyes.
>"You gotta stop that man, you don't want her or any other kid for that matter hearing you say that."
"Oh don't worry, I used the extra strong stuff, she won't be hearing anything for a while."
>Ruby draws a blank.
>"You're unbelievable."
"Oh I'm only kidding Ruby, no need to be a sourpuss."
>Hmmm...
>You're not sure whether Ruby looks either ready to murder you or prehaps crawl up into a ball.
>Maybe it's a mix of both.

Well there we go, already described till pone in more detail than rainy. gj.
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>>27729365
"Well, actually Junebug, I kinda already had lunch planned back home. I'm just grabbing some ingredients I need."
>Her eyes dart from side to side quickly, then she smiles.
>"Are you sure you don't want to, Anon?"
>She sounds... slightly serious, this time.
"Uh, well, sorry, but yes."
>She nods her head a little to the side.
>What the hell is she hinting at?
>You look over at the side she's nodding at.
>There's just a bunch of stalls.
>She huffs and grabs your hand, then leads you over behind a stall.
"Uh, Junebug, what ar-"
>She puts a hoof over your mouth and scowls.
>"Jeez Anon, can't you take a hint?!"
"What?"
>She checks her sides again.
>"Anon, are you aware of Little League's previous owner?"
>-Wait, what?
>How does she know her name?
>-What the FUCK is happening?
"Hang on, what is this?"
>She just sighs and gives you another glare.
>Something you REALLY have never seen, or expected from Junebug.
>"Anon, I can't disclose who I am, but by adopting Little League, you've just made yourself apart of this."
"Apart of WHAT? Can you explain what the hell you're talking about?"
>"Does the name 'Mr. Horseshoe' ring any bells?"
>You pause, then slowly nod.
>"Well, I've been tasked to find him here in Ponyville, and I think you can help me."
>You pause and stare blankly at her.
"So... wait, let me get this straight. You're a flower mare, but also some kind of secret agent, trying to find this random fag stallion dude?"
>She glares at you.
>"I happen to take pride in my flowers, Anon! And yes, I am also trying to find this stallion."
"So you ARE a secret agent?"
>"-NO, I'm not!"
"Then why are you being so secretive?-"
>"-SHUT IT ANON I CAN'T DISCLOSE ANYTHING!"
>You shrink.
"O-okay."
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>>27730456
Yes, YES! Anon must fug this cheeky pone and raise Rainy into an even CHEEKIER pone!
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>>27729961
I like that look. Maybe not the tail, but the colors and mane are great. High quality pone.
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>>27730574
And then give rainy the dick
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>>27731294
No
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Pump
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>>27730511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY7cQAd3hkk

>tfw qt pone daughter had abusive owner
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>>27730511
The plot thickens
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Nyx
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and fuck me for wasting dubs on a pic i didnt post

HOLY FUCK I DID IT AGAIN

because ive been playing Siege so fuckin much, i went and thought this shitty edit would be neat

and they say it's the thought that counts, so look at this and think about it.

>you will never kill filthy terrorists with your adopted pony daughter

THERES THE PIC, FUCK
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>>27733764
>>you will never kill filthy terrorists with your adopted pony daughter

d-don't remind me ;-;
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>>27733264
Mandatory dong joke.
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>>27730456
OK, so we got till pone done, now we need Rainy described. I've got no real ideas. However till pone was done well. Especially like the short unkempt mane. 10/10 must bang.
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>>27734027
Honestly I'm conflicted cause describing Rainy so late in the story seems a bit stupid. What I could do however is just add in a little description in the pastebin and act as if it was always like that ;)
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Emergency bumb please my fellow /mlp/ers let us band together to save this glorious thread!
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>>27730511
>"O-okay."
what a puss
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>>27734110
I agree cuz usually you would have a description when an important character is first introduced.
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>>27733764
This kills the Anon.
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page 10 bump
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They're not real.
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Someone needs to draw filly armor on Anon.
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It's already been an hour. Here's the actual image of >>27736458. I figured I could a make jest with you fellows with a "They're not real" joke, but this thread is really that slow.
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>>27736816
D'aw
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>>27736816
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>>27736816
fucking nice anon
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>>27736816
Top qts
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>>27736816
Well I don't know about the other Anons, but I prefer to silently cry on the inside then comment the obvious "why live" response.

thank you for continuing to kill a little part of my being with that adorable pic
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>>27737414
Me too, friend.
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Does Rain Patter have a design yet?
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>>27738059
I'll edit the pastebin sometime to include it.
>>27730456
>A few moments pass by in silence before you eventually cave in and begin to chuckle.
>Ruby joins in with you and by the end, the two of you were just about in hysterics.
>It had been such a long time since you had been able to talk to someone like that
>You could get to like this pony.
>With all the commotion going on Rainy finally wakes up and lazily rubs her eyes.
>Pushing herself off of your side, she notices the two of you laughing and is instantly curious.
>"Hey what's so funny? And who is that?"
>You nod your head towards Ruby.
"Well hello there sleepy head, this here is Ruby and I hope I'm correct in saying that she's a friend of mine"
>Ruby pretends to act embarrassed and hides her face behind a hoof.
>"Oh wow Anon, don't you think that we should take this a bit slower. I mean it's almost as if you were just ordering some fast food from me only a moment ago."
>This pony, man.
"I'm suprised you're even working here at all Ruby cause you could make a killing in the movies with acting skills like those."
>She grins back at you.
>"And I'm suprised you don't have a job at all Anon cause..."
>She puts a hoof on her chin in mock thought.
>"...Nah I got nothing, guess I'm not suprised you don't have a job then."
>Ow.
>Rainy attempts to hide her smile behind a hoof but Ruby doesn't even make an attempt and instead just opts on giving you a sly smirk.
>Oh you can't have this.
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>>27738506
>You look down towards Rainy with a frown and point towards Ruby forcefully.
"Rainy, as your master I demand you to restore my honour in anyway possible."
>Rain Patter pouts and folds her ears flat against her head.
>Wait did she not know you were only joking? Now you feel guilty.
>"But master Anon I am but a simple pony, I can't carry out miracles."
>...
>At least you don't feel guilty anymore.
>Ruby Shore bursts into laughter once again and this time Rain joins in, rolling around in a little bundle on the chair giggling with glee.
>In between her guffaws Ruby somehow manages to squeak out a coherent sentance.
>"Oh Anon she's just like a mini you but only better! You must be so proud of your little daughter!"
>You fold your arms and huff in annoyance.
"Yeah yeah alright I get it but can we leave now? I can take you 2 laughing at my expense but maybe not the entire resturant."
>Suddenly the resturant bursts back into life as ponies attempt to control their sniggers.
>Bastards.
>Eventually the 2 of them calm down enough to stand on their own and you make an attempt to the door.
>"Erm anon?"
>You turn around to see Rainy still sitting down with a sheepish smile on her face and her hooves crossed infront of her.
>"I'm still a little bit tired after earlier and all that. Would you mind carrying me for a bit? Please?"
>She looks up to you expectantly, her eyes twinkling.
>You pause for a moment.
>Fuck it, why not.
>You walk back to the table and scoop Rainy up in your arms and gently sling her head over your shoulder.
"Let it be known that I am a kind and gentle soul. Even to rude and lazy ponies like yourself."
>Rainy softly giggles on your shoulder.
>"Sure thing Anon, I never doubted that anyway."
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>>27738520
>You walk back out of the resturant where Ruby was waiting for the two of you.
>"Aw now isn't this just the picture of the perfect widdle family."
>Ruby says, sticking out her lower lip.
"Only if you're not in it."
>"Hey!"
>You simply grin and carry on walking, your hand absently mindedly scratching Rainys ear.
>Rain sighs contentedly.
>Ruby catches up and trots along by your side.
>"So what's the plan now then?"
>You're not sure honestly.
>Now that you're outside though you notice that the sun is hanging rather low in the sky, bathing the idylic village below it in a fiery orange.
>You turn your head to face Ruby.
>"No clue if I'm honest."
>With Ruby at this angle you finally sneak a look at her cutie mark and find that It's a fishing rod.
>Now that is strange.
"How about fishing?"
>Ruby looks at you with a confused look on her face and then tracks your eyes towards her cutie mark.
>She looks back at you with a barely discernable blush.
>"Eh hem, yeah it may seem a bit weird given what I act like but I do enjoy it a lot. It can be very..."
>The birds around you chirp and the wind gently blows through the trees.
"Peaceful?"
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>>27738528
>A small smile worms itself onto Rubys face.
>"Yeah, peaceful."
>A comfortable silence lays between you two.
>Suddenly Rainy perks up with an excited voice
>"So we going fishing then?"
>You jump and almost drop Rainy.
"Christ I forgot you were there Rainy, you scared the crap out of me."
>Rain looks up to you confused.
>"But you're holding me, how could you forget I was there?"
"I guess it's just because you are so comfy."
>You boop her nose.
>Rainy scrunches her face at you.
>"Nuh uh!"
>You smile softly and look back out at the sunset.
"I beg to differ."
>Silence falls over your little group once again but just as before. it isn't uncomfortable nor unwelcomed but... comfy.
>Yeah... comfy, that's the one.

Looks like the end of the story is finally in sight, what it should be is the real question. Even more comfy in this update AND MORE STORE FRONT CAPTCHAS ASWELL. FUCK OFF!
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>>27738546
>the end of the story
what
WHAT
NO

WE HAVEN'T DEVELOPED A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH RUBY YET

WE HAVEN'T HAD A HEART TO HEART WITH HER, OR MADE OUT AND CUDDLED IN BED

OR FUGGED

OR FOUND OUT WHY RAINY WAS IN AN ALLEY, THEN PROMPTLY RAPED THE PARENTS

OR HAD A TENDER MOMENT WERE RAINY CALLS US DAD

th-this cant be the end
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>>27738610
Hngg

>>27738764
Also this.
Except the fugg
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has anyone adopted strong filly yet?
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Blu, where are you?
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>>27730511
>Christ, she's scary now.
>Just the fact that she's gone from super nice and asking about your day to THIS, is more terrifying.
>She, on the other hand, is still insanely adorable.
>But hell if the large amount of time she's gone with this cover isn't spooky.
>"Look, Anon, if you've heard about this stallion, then you know how terrible he really is. But on top of that, he's also clever, and now that you have two ponies that can tell you a bit about him, I want you to bring that information to me."
>You pause.
"But if you just need info, why couldn't you just ask them yourself?"
>"-Because I'm UNDERCOVER, Anon. I can't ask them something like that without sounding really suspicious."
>She smiles.
>"Plus, if you go around telling ponies about me, they won't believe you, because you're already weird."
>-That's fucked up.
>...But kinda smart.
>You settle on a glare.
>She just holds her hoof up.
>"Hey, you can think about me however you want, but the fact of the matter is that we both would like to see that guy behind bars, right?"
>You nod.
>"Exactly. So, now..."
>She grabs a small piece of paper with her mouth and holds it out to you.
>"Whenever you get something useful, just come meet me-"
"-And why do you have a pre-written paper with your address on it?"
>"Well, I was going over to your house to do this, then you decided to come out."
>You scan your current surroundings.
>Just, both sitting on the ground here behind a line of stalls.
"Well, you could've done a little bit better with your impromptu planning."
>"-It's not MY fault you didn't want to have lunch!"
"-Well how was I supposed to know that lunch meant 'super secret spy business'?"
>"-You weren't, but you were supposed to want to go to lunch with me! And I'm NOT A SPY!"
"So you wanted me to go on a date, then talk about spy business?"
>Her cheeks grow a slight red.
>"IT WASN'T GOING TO BE A DATE! AND IT'S NOT SPY BUSINESS!"
>Gosh, you know she's yelling at you, but it really doesn't sound like it.
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>>27739575
How's things, Blu.
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>>27739575
>>27740046
i fell asleep again.

>Honestly you can't help but be so amused.
>It's kinda funny when she's angry.
>Cute, as well, but that's a given.
>She holds a hoof to her forehead.
>When she pulls away, she just stares at you with an annoyed look.
>"Whatever, you have the address, and you know what to do. Just come by when you have something."
>She stands up, then casually walks out from behind the stalls and into the crowd.
>Well alright, that was interesting.
>You pocket the note, and make another one in your head.
>You slowly slink from behind the stalls and look around for the ones you wanted to visit.
>...Fuck, what did you need again?
>You kinda just stare around for a moment, then start walking over to buy the things you remember.
>It's still surprising how many ponies are out and about.
>But again, the weather itself is more surprising.
>You know it's mostly controlled by Pegasi and shit, but you were told that the huge ass blizzard wasn't made by them, and couldn't be stopped.
>Then it kinda just stopped out of nowhere.
>Or maybe they simply found a way to stop it?
>-Though they didn't completely, obviously.
>Still enough to keep your nips on edge, for sure.
>When you walk up to the lines and such, you're not really given anymore small talk.
>The ponies in the marketplace know you enough to not be weirded out by your presence, but are still weirded out enough to not initiate any conversation while you buy everything.
>Though not many of the ponies getting things do, either.
>You move up to the grumpiest pony of them all, who's selling the broccoli.
>Probably got her attitude from hearing how horrible broccoli is from so many ponies.
>You think it's nice, but even the kids hate it here.
>She doesn't smile, and just looks up at you blankly.
>"Tell me what you want."
"-What I really really want?"
>A retarded grin crawls up your face.
>Her perpetual frown just deepens.
"-Okay, jesus, gimme a pound of broccoli."
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>>27740096
>>"Tell me what you want."
>"-What I really really want?"
Kek
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>>27740096
>Soon enough, you've gotten everything for your bomb ass salads, and start heading home.
>Then you realize something.
>You can't cook for shit.
>Sure, it's just salad, but still, you have the habit of just butchering every good thing you try to make.
>As it is, those salads you picked up from the book were made differently from it.
>You tried to make it as is, but you ended up failing miserably and eventually made your own variation of it, which you enjoy.
>Though there were a lot of horrible attempts beforehand.
>And asking how you can fuck up a salad, there are very many ways.
>Not enough of one thing, TOO much of one thing, using expired stuff... the list goes on, really.
>And who knows how old that stuff in your fridge is.
>...Well, as long as it's edible, you're sure you're in the clear.
>Though Rose might not think so.
>When cooking with flowers and stuff, she really is amazing at that.
>You can't even taste the flowers in any of the things she makes.
>And when you mean tasting the flowers, you pretty much mean fuckin dirt.
>There's apparently a technique you use in harvesting the flowers and such, in order to get a real flavor to it.
>You wouldn't know though, because you just sell the whole damn plant to the ponies.
>There's ponies that grow the plants, ones that harvest, and ones that can make awesome shit out of the harvested ones.
>Though since Rose's talent really hides in, well, roses, you guess it just combines all three for the specific plant.
>-But whatever, Cutie Marks are damn weird.
>They SAY it's just a pony's 'special talent', but you're sure there's some kind of science behind it.
>Magic or not, it's weird that it just, appears whenever- and specifically on the flank.
>...But you're just a retard who spent years playing on your computer, so really, what would YOU be able to find out?
>You walk up the steps of your house, with the bags that the ponies of the market were generous enough to give you.
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>>27738059
http://pastebin.com/TR3ju7Ph
And I've updated the pastebin to include it. Here's the cutout of it however.

>Looking into the alleyway to see if there are any less fortunate ponies that you can mock, your eyes catch a glimpse of light blue behind a cardboard box.
>In a bid to progress the story, you move the box out of the way to see a young filly propped up against the wall, her deep blue orbs staring up at you.
>Her scruffy coat was an extremely pale shade of blue albeit a bit mucky.
>Her unruly mane was on the shorter side and had curls poking out every which way which was mirrored in her tail.
>It was also a very gentle shade of grey which had a small silver strip running through it.
>In other words, she was a total qt pie.

While running through my pastebin however I had an existential crisis where I found out that I had been writing and pronouncing perhaps as 'prehaps' for as long as I can remember.

>>27738764
Don't worry, there will be a few more updates all I meant was that I think I actually have an idea of what's going to happen. I can neither confirm nor deny that there will be a meaningful relationship between Ruby and Anon or that there will be a tender moment between anon and rainy. However I can confirm that there will be no fugging in this story, this is a christian image board after all ;^)
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>>27741117
>>27741170
>no fugging
well where's the fun in that?
it's all redboard for this bluebird.

>The second you open the door, you hear a groan.
>"Jeez, it's about time, Anon! Hurry up, I'm hungry! And now you owe me dinner!"
"Man, Rose, even League complains less than you."
>She scoffs.
>"Because I'm here already saying everything she wants to!"
>You roll your eyes and head over to the kitchen.
>Practically throwing the bag on the counter, you check out the book.
>Well, thankfully you did buy everything on here, and more.
>Now, you just have to make this into food.
>...Somehow.
>Rose walks up to you and nudges your side.
>"What are you making, anyways?"
>She stands on the tips of her hooves and tries to peek over the counter.
>You grab the book and place it on top of a cabinet.
>Having this place custom-made for your tall-ness really is wonderful.
>The pony counterpart of this place would've had tiny-ass counters.
>Well, they're not that tiny compared to this one, but it's more than enough to make a difference.
>Either you'd have to become a slav and squat all the time, or end up with a hunchback, in order to use the thing comfortably.
>Ponies here are about only about three and a half feet on all fours, so the counters really gotta shrink for that.
>Rose just glares at you.
>"Stop being tall!"
>You turn to her and stick your tongue out.
"Stop being short."
>She props her hooves on the counter and slowly stands on her hindlegs.
>Now she's about chin-height.
>Still tiny, though.
>And having a hard time balancing.
"You're still short."
>She huffs, then starts wobbling.
>You grab her before she falls, getting a bigger huff in response.
>"Whatever, I bet I'm still stronger."
>And she walks away to join League, scrunching the whole way there.
>Well, now that Rose has been amused for a moment, you should have ample time to make these damn salads.
>And probably ruin everything about them.
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>>27734110
I think that may be best. Or just handle her like kkat handled Little Pip. Let us imagine her looks, aside from a few key details.
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>>27741170
>No fuggin

But Ruby is the most fuggable personality in a while. You disappoint me son.

>>27741251
At least my man Blu gets it. This man a hero.
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Whoah! Page 10?
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>>27741251
>slavsquatting
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>>27741170
Thanks fr the description. Hey. Hey, you're next.
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>>27741061
I've done this sooooo many fucking times, fuse is my main too. #scrub4lyfe
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Should there be a new thread soon?
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>>27743579
nah, /mlp/ gets something like, 400(?) posts before autosage kicks in. i can never quite recall
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>>27743620
500
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>>27743579
We still have like, 220 posts left.
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>>27741369
I DO WHAT I WANT DAD jk, I'll do whatever you want me to do daddy, just don't hit me any harder
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>>27738546
>A small yawn from Rainy snaps you out of your almost meditative state.
"You aren't going to fall asleep on me again are you Rainy? I mean it's not even late and here I was thinking you were a big pony."
>She snaps to attention.
>"Huh? What of course not! I'm so old I can stay up till like 11."
>She grins nervously at you.
"11? Really? Because that's not very late at all if you ask me."
>Her eyes start shifting about.
>"Well that's probably because you're a weird minotaur thing, for ponies that's pretty late."
>You smirk at her and decide to play along.
"Oh is that so? Well good thing I can ask Ruby here all about it. It's about time I brushed up on pony culture."
>You turn your attention to Ruby who seems to be more than willing to play along too.
"So Ruby, would you mind terribly if I ask you a question?"
>Just like you Ruby has a shit eating grin on her face.
>"Of course not Anon! Ask any questions you may have."
>Rainy starts sweating bullets.
"Well I caught wind of a rumour from my daugher here that staying up till 11 is infact very late for ponies. Can you confirm this for me?"
>Ruby puts her supreme acting skills to use once again and rubs her chin to appear in deep thought.
"Well funny you should ask that actually because I just so happened to finish a 20 page long research paper on that exact subject. Would you believe it?"
>If you weren't holding Rainy right now you're pretty sure she would be shitting herself.
>Hang on a moment, now that you mention that you do feel something... prodding against your arm.
>You're going to assume that it's her tail.
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>>27744951
>Yeah... her tail.
"Wow, isn't that just big one big coincidence! Would you mind telling us the results of that research paper?"
>You take a sneaky glance at Rainy's behind.
>Phew.
>"I certainly would not Anon!"
>Ruby takes in a deep breath and raises a hoof in an overly dramatic fashion.
>"Yeah that's a whole load of crap."
>You turn to look at Rainy's blushing face.
"Wow, can you believe it Rainy? Cause I certainly can!"
>She buries her face into your shoulder and folds her ears, trying to block out the shame.
>You ruffle her scruffy mane and start chuckling.
"Aww cheer up Rainy we're only pulling your leg, isn't that right Ruby?"
>"Hmm? Oh yeah sure, when are you giving me that money you promised though Anon?"
>You roll your eyes.
"Oh stop it you."
>You turn your attention back to Rainy.
"Seriously though it's been a long day and we should probably get home, still gotta show you around now haven't we?"
>Rainy perks up at this and the shame she once felt is instantly replaced by excitement.
>She actually begins wagging her tail.
>"Oh I can't wait! It's going to be great! Living in a nice warm house with you and Ruby, It's going to be so much better than before!"
>Rainy was beyond ecstatic.
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>>27744978
>You were too but that little bit at the end worried you.
>You look over to Ruby and she seemed concerned as well.
>She was so happy though, you daren't ruin her mood. You'll ask her about it later.
>Instead you point something else out.
"Whoever said anything about Ruby living with us? I'm pretty sure she has her own life but then again I wouldn't blame her if she didn't"
>Rainy looks slightly crestfallen.
"Oh. I thought you 2 were like... nevermind, I'm just being silly."
>Wait she thought you and Ruby were dating?
>I mean you weren't really planning on it but if this pony was going to get all sad about it you'll set up a damn arranged marriage between you and Ruby before that happens!
>There are certainly worse ponies to get married to as well.
>"O-oh, sorry Rainy but Anon and I are just friends."
>Ruby has a faint blush on her cheeks... interesting.
"However I'm sure she wouldn't mind just popping around for a bit, would you Ruby?"
>You flick your eyes towards Ruby looking for confirmation.
>"Y-yeah, sure thing. I'll stop round for a bit."
>Perfect.
"Great! Now that that's all settled, off to Anon's humble abode! Don't get your hopes up though cause you will most likely be disappointed."
>You pause to think.
"Actually on second thoughts, don't think about the house at all. I assure you, it's probably worse than anything you can imagine."
"Plus we are out of toilet paper since SOMEONE forgot the napkins at the restaurant."

And here we are off to anons home, possible sexy/cute/sad/funny times may or may not be ahead!
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>>27745000
Better be all of the above.
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>>27742623
hell yeah, fuse a great.


but anyways, despite not getting any sleep, minus a few half hour naps, i feel very awake

writin now.
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>>27746687
So you like to squat?
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>>27746687
i say that, and oh how quickly that has changed. sorry about just wasting a post with an empty promise, but holy damn is my head hurting now.

>>27746724
and no u

also bump
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>>27747301
Maybe if you weren't smoking the D@nk Ku$h 24/7 your head wouldn't be hurting ;^)
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>>27746724
Oi, das me. And I know only one person who could have that screenshot...
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>>27747641
Thanks for the plushie
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>>27745000
Nice trips. I'm hella excited about this.
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boop
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>>27749378
boop
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>>27747377
Kek'd & check'd
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>>27741251
>Alright, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, celery, and sauteed onions...
>Nothing about dressing.
>Should you put dressing in this?
>-Nah, just have it on the side or something.
>And what the hell is 'sauteed', again?
>That's just a fancy word for cooked, right?
>You check the book again.
>Buttery cooked-ish onions.
>Alrighty, you think you could do that.
>...You THINK.
>You grab the onions and start chopping them up, then grab pans and shit.
>Well... here goes nothing.
>
>You throw the onions on top and mix them a little.
>A content sigh escapes you.
>Then you cast a glance at the trash, full of onions that caught on fire while you were mixing the salads together.
>You didn't even know they could do that.
>But they did, anyways.
>And you see a bit of another salad you ruined with old carrots.
>Well, old MOLDY carrots.
>But you know, thankfully you bought more at the market.
>-You never know how possible it is to ruin salad until you do it yourself.
>Seriously.
>And the stupid macaroni apparently expired a long damn time ago.
>You didn't even know uncooked pasta could expire.
"Alright Rose, League, I'm done!"
>You see Rose throw her hooves in the air.
>"FINALLY!"
>She sets the cards down and walks over with League.
>"You know, you have a really smart filly here with you. You could win big with her in Las Pegasus, for sure."
>League just grins.
"Were you guys playing poker or what?"
>"-Blackjack!"
>-And since when did Rose know how to play?
>She doesn't seem the gambling type, honestly.
>-Well, whatever.
>You know that despite ponies being horribly cute, they're pretty much normal people.
>A little more forgiving and nice, but still not perfect.
>You've heard of 'Las Pegasus' before, but it makes you wonder what happens there.
>...The thought makes you sad.
>"-Well hey, this food actually looks edible! That's a start, Anon!"
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>>27750741
>You roll your eyes.
>You'd normally glare at Rose for saying something like that, but she's kind of right.
>The few times you've tried to make other food for Rose here, it usually ended up bad.
>Sure the foods were more complex, but you really don't know a thing about cooking.
>Last time you tried showing her the wonder of french fries.
>It was like eating dirt.
>Not consistency-wise, but it just tasted like straight up dirt.
>You also remember trying to make a veggie burger from the recipe your mom used.
>...It was really bad.
>League and Rose sit down on the sides of the table, and you scan the layout to make sure everything is in order.
>Rose notices the fourth bowl resting at the other end of the table.
>"So, what's that one for? Seconds or what?"
>You open your mouth to speak, then right on cue, you hear hooves softly tapping down the stairs behind you.
>You all turn to the source, and Lyra slowly steps down, yawning.
>Her mane and tail is disheveled, and her eyes are still a little bloodshot.
>She softly smiles at you, then turns to Rose and starts quickly brushing her mane with her hoof.
>"-Oh, I'm sorry, I-I didn't know we were having company-"
>"-Me neither-"
>You stop Lyra with a hand.
"It's alright, she's a friend of mine."
>Lyra stops and looks at her.
"Lyra, this is Roseluck. Rose, Lyra."
>She meekly smiles then nods.
>"Sorry, usually I'm not so... messy."
>She walks up and they shake hooves.

-FUCK 10 BUMP
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>>27751428
Aww
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>>27749370
Good cause now is the time to introduce nyx
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>>27752480
REEEEEEEEE
Pls no
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>>27745000
>You pick up the pace and with Rainy in your arms and Ruby by your side you eventually reach your house.
>It was a rather modest bungalow with a thatched roof and white walls...
>And fucking hearts plastered all over the damn thing.
>What idiot thought it would be a good idea to make the windows and door frames in the shape of hearts?
>Certainly not you.
>You would make them in the shape of dicks.
>You're not gay though.
>You look at Rainy and Ruby to gauge their reactions and they look pleasantly surprised.
>Oh yeah you just remembered that don't live in a shit hole anymore.
>Living in a run down flat in the middle of the city for a few years will do that to you though.
>Ruby voices her confusion first.
>"I thought you said your house was awful Anon? Seems pretty nice to me, unless you're some posh cunt of course."
>You smirk at Ruby.
"Do I look like a posh cunt to you?"
>Ruby winces.
>"Yeah that's right isn't it, you aren't a posh cunt, just a rapist."
>You sigh.
"I can never win with you can I?"
>Ruby smirks at you.
>"You can't win at all anyway"
>You deadpan.
>You've shot up schools for less.
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>>27753142
>Rainy pokes her head up from your shoulder.
>"As much as I LOVE hearing Anon getting beaten in all these arguments, could we go inside now please? I'm getting cold."
>Fucking thank you Rainy.
>If you're honest you didn't quite have a response to Ruby and you aren't going to accept defeat anytime soon.
"Well if you insist Rainy."
>While undoing the lock with your key you remember how Rainy still hasn't gotten you back for that little prank you played on her.
"Uh Rainy? Whatever happened to that revenge prank you were going to do on me, I thought you had the 'perfect plan'?"
>Rainy flicks her eyes up to look at you and puts on a cute little smile.
>"Well you see I was going to do it earlier..."
>She snuggles deeper into you.
>"But I got a little distracted. Maybe another day."
>You smile warmly down at the little filly.
"I guess I'll have to keep you distracted for a while longer then"
>She smiles back.
>"I guess you will."
>Ruby suddenly jumps infront of the two of you and coughs loudly, putting on an almost mechanical voice.
>"I see that the 2 of you are having a tender moment and will therefore refrain from making any snarky comments as I do not wish to ruin the mood."
>...
>All three of you burst out into laughter.
>What did you do to deserve all of this.
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>>27753152
>You push the door open and step inside with Ruby almost pushed up against your leg.
>Putting Rainy gently down, you throw open your arms in a dramatic fashion.
"So here we are! Now if you would so kind as to follow me I will show you around."
>Ruby raises her hoof.
>"Well Anon you se-"
>You put your finger on her lips.
"Please keep all mean comments to yourself till the end of the tour."
>This earns you a giggle from Rainy while Ruby just gives an annoyed grunt.
>You proceed with your tour, showing them the suprisingly large living room, adequate kitchen, bathroom and finally the 2 bedrooms.
"Now if you two would follow me to my bedroom so that I may show you around it... No ulterior motives at all of course."
>Ruby chuckles.
>"Still doing that huh?"
>You grin back her.
"You kidding? I'm gonna drive it into the ground before I stop."
>You enter your room.
"So here is where I sleep, nap and do other activities that are related to beds."
>Ruby wiggles her eyebrows.
>"Hey what's this?"
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>>27753166
>Rainy trots over to a small cupboard built into one of the walls.
"Ah I'm glad you asked! That there is my joke cupboard where I store all my jokes! If you want to be as funny as me you just have to have one."
>Rainy opens it up unceremoniously.
>"There's nothing in here."
"I know, I was only kidding."
>Ruby looks at you with a dumbfounded face.
>"Christ Anon if you think that's a joke then I think you NEED a joke cupboard."
>Rainy butts in.
>"And some jokes to put in there too."
>You cross your arms.
"I refuse to accept that I'm being bullied in my own home"
>Ruby smirks at you.
>"Better get used to it then cause I'm going to come over whenever I can."
>Rainy beams and replies simply.
>"And I'm here forever!"
>You chuckle at that, you have no problem with that.
"Well I guess we better show you your room then shouldn't we?"
>Rainy practically jumps on the spot in excitement.

sorry guys but i wasn't quite able to get nyx in this update but don't worry, I'll get in her in somehow ;^)
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>>27753188
And damn im getting lucky with the digits this thread, cant help but check 'em
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>>27753223
And then one off, brb, gonna kill myself
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>>27753223
>223
and you ruined that by checking your own numbers, you fool.

>>"Better get used to it then cause I'm going to come over whenever I can."

AND THEY WILL FUCK
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bamp
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>the slowest of threads
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Bumb please.

I mean I don't mind if it's a little slow (I guess that means Blu is finally getting sleep) but the anticipation!

Man!

It's so dang cute!
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>>27754706
>sleep
That or Seige.

Anyways, I don't mind slow thread either.Just the prospect of this thread dying is always reaffirmed by how often it gets to page 10. Although, the fact we got to 316 posts with 75 posters is real admirable. It lasted this long with only a few writefags and drawfags.
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>>27751428
>>27754706
>Blu is finally getting sleep
yep, almost always in front of the keyboard, like i just finished doing.

>Lyra hops up in her seat, and Rose looks between you both.
>"Well Anon, you never told me you had a marefriend."
>-You furrow your brows and look at her.
>Lyra glances between her and you, blushing slightly.
"Uh, actually we're not together. She's kind of my new roomie."
>Lyra meekly nods.
>Rose looks suspiciously between you both and softly smiles.
>"Weeell, coulda fooled me, coming down the stairs with a messy mane and a smile for you."
>You shoot another disbelieving look, and she just shrugs.
>"Just saying!"
"Well, no, we're regular friends."
>Watching League start to dig in while she listens urges you to do the same.
>Then the other two start.
>"How'd you two meet, then?"
>She looks to Lyra, and she glances at the bowl a bit.
>"Well, uh... i-it's kind of a long story..."
"And long story short, she's the pony who allowed me this little one."
>You scratch League's ear for emphasis, getting a tiny squeak in response.
>"Huh. So you're like, a worker or something?"
>Lyra softly shakes her head.
>"The owner..."
>"Oh."
>She silently chews, then holds a hoof to her chin.
>"...But how did you go from working with Anon to LIVING with him? That's just the part that I don't really get."
>Lyra shoots you a small, pleading look.
>First you don't understand what it's for, then you get an idea.
>She probably doesn't want Rose to know that she was essentially homeless.
>And she silently continues eating, seeming ashamed.
>-Which pretty much confirms your suspicions.
"Well, it's bit of a personal matter, but ultimately I offered her a place here."
>She nods.
>"Well, that's just real nice of you."
>You shrug.
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>>27755469
>A bit of silence follows, and Lyra pipes up.
>"How did you meet Anon?"
>Rose grins and glances at you for a second.
>"Well actually, I've known Anon here since he ended up in Equestria. I was the pony that found him in the Everfree."
>League gasps and turns to you.
>"You're from the EVERFREE?"
>You shake your head.
"I'm from, as far as I know, another universe. I just happened to end up in the forest when I showed up here."
>"Mhmm, I was around in the middle of it looking for some special flowers when I saw him staring down and backing away from a Timberwolf."
>"And you fought a TIMBERWOLF?!"
>...Well, 'fought' sounds much better than, 'was backed up and scared shitless against a wall'.
>"I knew he wasn't a creature from there because of his suit- and the fact that he started screaming at me to help him."
"-I never saw you, I was just screaming!"
>"-And having dealt with a few Timberwolf encounters, I knew just how to get rid of it. So, I drove it off, then me and Anon made it back to Ponyville. He told me about his situation, I offered him a job, and we've been together ever since."
>"Wow, so you know how to fight Timberwolves?"
>Rose just smiles.
>"Weeell, I can't say I go around kicking flank, but I do know a thing or two about dealing with them."
>"That's so cool!"
>Rose shrugs and looks over at you again.
>"And starting in a few months it's going to be... what, six years we've known each other?"
>You nod.
>...Man, six years.
>Really crazy, now that you look at it.
>It sure doesn't feel like that long has passed.
"Though when I first came around, Rose was super shy."
>She shoots you a glare.
>"Was not!"
"You were extremely shy."
>Her face grows red, probably remembering all the spaghetti she's spilled in your presence.
>"Well, maybe a little..."
"Maybe a lot."
>"But, whatever, I've changed from that."
>She softly smiles at you.
"Guess Anon just brought out the best in me."
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>>27755656
son of a bitch, that was like, the perfect way to end the post, and i fucked it up

>"Guess Anon just brought out the best in me."

let it be known that anon is not a rose pony that looked at and talked to himself
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>>27754706
Any fewer than two writefags and it's just playing with yourself. Sorry friendo, but just one writefag means nobody really cares about your thread.
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>>27756420

>>27753142
>>27753152
>>27753166
>>27753188

oooh nooo, looks like you found out that i just so happen to be writing under another name, with a completely different style, in the same thread!

curses!
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>>27756497
Shit man the gig's up, let's bail
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>>27755656
Aww, Rose is already out of her shell. We didn't get to see the adorably shy spaghetti flower mare.
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>>27756947
Agreed. I demand/ask for a one off flashback with shy Rose.
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>>27753188
You throw Nyx in, and I shove a Nyx up your cheeki breeki ass.
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>>27755656
So why ain't Rose and Anon a thing anyway? Seems like they should be.
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>>27757654
Not all long term friendships with the opposite gender turns into a romantic relationship. Sometimes it goes that way, but I wouldn't count out some level of romantic feelings.
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>>27757642
Nyx will futa rape you
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Specific question to An Anon. Is this manestyle okay for Rainy?
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>>27758606
Holy shit man that's more than 'okay', I love it
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Fuck. Page 8.
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>>27741251
Doooooodles
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>>27759694
Hnngg
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The monochrome picture of Rainy has been finished. I should get to colouring it tomorrow.

Fucking store front captchas.
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>>27760266
And I forsaken my dubs by not including the art.
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>>27759694
Cute, Vadkram.
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>>27759694
He's gonna toss her salad next
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>>27760297
dis is cute, cant wait to see it when its colored
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>>27760297
Top cute
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>>27760297
Dude this is seriously great, I really appreciate it Hah, I only got a tree captcha this time ;^)
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>>27759694
I want to blow in her eyes
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>>27760462
I want to blow in her ears.
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>>27760508
I want to blow her_______
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>>27753188
"I'll take that as a yes."
>You chuckle at Rainys enthusiasm and start walking out of the room.
>Rainy bolts after you and starts bouncing around your legs while Ruby follows closely behind.
>"Ohmygosh-ohmygosh I'm so excited!"
>At the end of the corridor stood the door to Rainys new room.
>You decide to have a little fun with the situation.
"Hey Rainy, how about we save your room for later hmmm?"
>Rainy looks up at you with a large smile still stuck to her face.
>"I don't think you want to do that Anon"
>...
>She's still smiling.
>Ok best open the door now.
"Well Rainy, I present to you your brand new room!"
>You swing the door open.
"May happy times and-"
*CRASH*
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh.
>You swung the door too hard didn't you?
"I'm a fucking idiot"
>Ruby brushes past you into the room with a smug look on her face.
>"Never stopped you before though did it? Now come on, I don't think Rainy minds too much"
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>>27761274
>Walking into the room you find Rainy darting about the room, seemingly oblivious to the handle shaped chunk missing in the wall.
>"Oh wow it's so much bigger than what I used to have! I even have my own window!"
>You and Ruby chuckle at Rainys antics.
>Suddenly Rainy dives into you and grabs your legs in a bear hug.
>"Thankyou-thankyou-thankyou so MUCH Anon! It's so, so..."
>She starts to tear up.
>"...It's amazing"
>She finally breaks down and starts crying, wiping her tear covered face on your trouser leg.
>And blowing her nose... great.
>Nonetheless, you are more than happy to pick her up and return her hugs, wiping her eyes every so often.
>Your eyes start to water up as well but then again, what heartless monster wouldn't?
>You're not sure how much time passes but you don't really mind.
>Eventually Rainy stops crying and you put her back down, only minor hiccups remaining from the filly.
*Cough Cough*
>Oh wait a moment you forgot about Ruby.
>She best not be coming up with a joke.
>Turning to where she last stood, you find her rubbing the back of her head with a hoof and a shade of red adorning her light yellow cheeks.
>"Uh, I'm not quite sure how to start really so I guess I'll just go ahead and say whatever..."
>She looks up to you with a twinkle in her eyes and a rather uncharacteristic look of uncertainty on her face.
>"Honestly, before I met you two today I was quite... unhappy with my life but lets not dwell on that."
>She shifts her weight.
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>>27761288
>"What I want to say is that although I joke around a lot and often make fun of you, I really do enjoy spending time with you two."
>She turns to face Rainy who's wiping the last of the tears off of her face.
>"Rainy, you're a great kid. Even though your parents abandoned you you still somehow manage to not only be happy but make others happy when you would have every right to be sad."
>She turns back to you.
>"And you Anon, at first I thought you were just a bit of an ass, an entertaining ass but an ass nonetheless but after spending the day with you, I found that you are an extremely kind... thing"
>"I mean you've given Rainy here an entire house to live in simply because you could and although you may try to pass it off as another one of your crazy antics, I know for a fact that it's more than just that."
>Both you and Rainy are in complete silence.
>"But in the end I guess all I want to say is that... I really enjoy spending time with you guys, and would just like to say thank you, thank you for everything."
>Both you and Rainy are stunned, where did all of that come from?
>Ruby stands there awkwardly scratching at the floor.
>A moment of silence passes.
>"Erm I think I'll start goi-"
>Suddenly both you and Rainy dive onto Ruby and hug her sides, cutting her off.
>"Hey if you wanted a hug so bad you could of just asked!"
>At first she's stunned but pretty quickly she melts into the hug and joins in.
>Tears begin springing out of Rubys eyes.
>"Thanks guys, I just really- just thank you. Thank you so much"
>All three of you sit there in silence, basking in the embrace.
>Like one happy family.

Honestly had a bit of difficulty with writing this update, constantly had to keep going back and changing things. In other news however, looks like Anon and Ruby are getting pretty close now but not quite close enough to fugg yet
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boop
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>>27761328
>spoiler

SOON
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>>27761328
AAAAAAAAAAAH

It's just so dang cute!
And heartwarming!
And oddly humorous!

AAAAAH

Hey, keep up the good work, man. You and Blu are honestly writing some top-tier stuff. I'm loving it.
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bamp
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>>27762659
This
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>>27763337
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>>27765148
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>>27758259
I'mOkWithThis.jpg and she better use the horn.exe
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>>27761328
>>27762659
Seconded. Seriously these are the only stories I'm keeping up with right now. They're both high quality reads
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>>27765835
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>>27681117
>Accidentally
Sure
>>
>86 posters
>361 posts
About 4 posts per person.
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>>27755656
>Well, you really can't argue that.
>Though she was pretty fun to mess with back then, you usually felt bad for it afterwards.
>And even just saying 'hi', she wouldn't be able to normally look you in the eye.
>Then you'd pretend to be hurt about not being able to be looked at, and she'd feel so bad.
>And promptly spill spaghetti after you told her you were only joking.
>Ah... good times.
>"It sounds like you two are really close."
>Rose quickly nods her head and grins.
>"As close as a pony and a... weird monkey thing can get!"
>She starts chewing her salad and glances at you.
>"By the way Anon, this salad is actually really good. Two hooves up, for sure."
>-Wait, TWO hooves?
>Holy shit, the must've made the best fucking salad ever.
>Usually she comments on how shit it is even before she tries it.
>And though you don't really give a shit about how good you are at cooking, if someone as horribly blunt as her can say that what you've made is good, than that means League and Lyra are bound to be enjoying it as well.
>And that feels nice.
>A smile quickly finds it's way up to you.
>Your eyes trail over to League and you see that she also already finished her salad.
>And holy fuck, you actually served quite a bit.
>You gave her exactly what you did everyone else, 'cause you figured kiddie stuff would not only feel kind of unfair, but might not be enough for her.
>She is a growing filly, after all.
>She grabs the bowl in her mouth and hops off her chair towards the kitchen sink.
>And you see how much she's struggling in an instant.
>Is she trying to wash the dish?
>Man, and didn't you tell her not to worry about chores?
>You scoop up the last bit you have left and give Rose and Lyra an apologetic smile before hopping off and moving over to League.
>She notices you, then looks at the bowl, ears falling a short moment after.
>"O-oh, sorry Anon, I-I forgot I wasn't..."
>You wave it off and place her bowl on the counter.
"It's alright, League."
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>>27767271
>An idea hits you, then you pick her up and put her on the counter too.
"How about you just help me out, instead?"
>Her ears immediately perk up, and she enthusiastically nods her head.
>You kind of needed dishes done, anyways.
>Back home you'd just use paper plates and give the finger to the environment because you were too lazy to wash anything.
>Though the only time you washed was when someone caught you putting your dishes in the sink, which wasn't that often, honestly.
>But you still didn't want to do that shit.
>Taking the first dish, you get to work and get a little rhythm going.
>You wash that shit, give it to League, and she dries it off.
>And you do this while Rose and Lyra are just a bit away.
>Though you really can't hear much with how fucking loud this sink is.
>You guess they just pressurize the shit out of it to use less water or something, but holy hell is this thing noisy.
>And though your kitchen is pretty damn tiny, the table seems far enough so that you wouldn't really be able to hear their conversations.
>At least with this loud-ass sink over it.
>You're sure if you got two of these things you'd blow your goddamn eardrums into orbit.
>You continue to work with League, giving her utensils, then plates, bowls, all the little things that you used before, when you were either too lazy to go out, or just looking for a quick thing to eat in the middle of the night.
>And, well, since you haven't even spent much time in your house, you finish pretty damn quickly.
>Hell does it go quicker with extra help.
>You instinctively hold your fist up to League and get a hoofbump in return, then take her off the counter.
"Thanks for helping out, League."
>She grins and nods, then you walk the short distance to the table.
>You swear it looks like Rose is... glaring at Lyra?
>-Well, you're known for spacing out and looking kind of pissed off when you're lost in thought, so you simply shake it off.
>What would Rose even have against her?
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>>27767699
I call Rose being territorial over anon.
Also, checked.
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>>27767725
>territorial mares
how adorable
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>>27767771
You're adorable.
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>>27767771
>>27768286
Awww
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>>27768286
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What if your daughter became a slut? How would you handle her first estrus, when all the stallions come over to satisfy her on your furniture?
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>>27768990
Get rid of the furniture
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>>27769011
/discussion
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>>27769044
I try my best
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>>27768990
give her a dildo or some shit
"and if you need any help or anything, just come talk to me"
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>>27761328
>Many happy minutes pass by but eventually the increasing lack of oxygen from practially being smothered to death was less than optimal.
>You practically wrestle yourself out of the hug, much to the dismay of Rainy and Ruby.
>You glance out of the window to find that the sun has set, leaving a thick black blanket behind in its wake, smothering everything in view.
>You also catch a glance of a tree.
>You feel... angry for some reason.
"Looks like it's getting dark now and what sort of father would I be if I let my daughter stay up late?"
>Geez, calling Rainy your daughter still made you giddy, more so now than ever.
>Rainy looked up at you with puppy eyes.
>"A very good one that I love very dearly?"
>You chuckle.
"Nice try but I know you'll love me either way."
>Rainy begins giggling.
>"Damn, foiled again!"
>You pick Rainy up in your arms and toss her onto the bed.
>She bounces around upon landing, all the while giggling.
>You look down to Ruby who was still sat down on the floor.
"And I do I need to carry you to your bed as well or are you going to act like an adult for once?"
>Ruby tries to regain her composure and stands up immediately, brushing herself off but not quite able to get the blush off of her cheeks.
>"Oh har har, I'll have you know tha-"
>You interrupt her by swooping your hands beneath her stomach and lifting her up.
>Oof, she was quite a bit heavier than Rainy.
"Well seeing as how you're going to throw a tantrum I guess that answers my question"
>You grin at Ruby while she just scowls.
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>>27769395
>to me
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>>27769608
>"I'm not throwing a tantrum."
>You don't say anything in reply and simply start walking out of the room with Ruby still in your arms.
>"Hey! Did you hear me? I said I'm not throwing a tantrum!"
>You keep walking.
>"HEY! Are you deaf?! I am not thro-"
>Suddenly realisation hits her like a truck.
>"I'll stop talking now."
>You burst into laughter, the look on her face was priceless.
>A fresh coat of red covers Rubys face once again.
"Aw come on, you gotta admit that was pretty funny."
>Ruby thankfully brightens up a bit and looks up at you.
>"Yeah yeah, you got me good. You going to put me down now then?"
>You reach the entrance to the living room and pause for a moment.
"Hmmmm, after much thought and consideration my final answer is 'Eh I don't know, maybe later, maybe not'."
>Ruby rolls her eyes.
>"You're one of a kind you know that right Anon?"
>You beam at her.
>"Sort of like a shit that you've been holding in for hours after eating at a buffet."
>Your face changes to something that not even you recognise.
>You're pretty sure it's not beaming though.
"Love ya too Ruby"
>You get to the sofa and sit down, placing Ruby down onto your lap much to her surprise
>"You still doing this?"
>You subconsciously begin scratching her behind the ear.
"Yup"
>She melts into your hand and begins nuzzling her head into you.
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>>27769635
>Suddenly, she jolts up.
>"Ha ha! what are you doing you weirdo? ha, that's like so weird! ha... ha"
>She chuckles nervously before the heat rises to her face once again.
>You put on a mischevious grin.
"You've been blushing an awful lot recently Ruby? You got a temperature or something"
>No reply
>Looks like shes opted for trying to bury her face into your chest.
>You don't think you can take this much more of this cuteness.
>Gently, you place your hand back on her head and begin scratching behind her ear again.
>She looks back up to you with a panicked look.
>Putting on a warming smile you comfort her.
"Hey there's no need to be embarrassed, you clearly enjoy it and honestly I do too, it's cute."
>Somehow Ruby gets even redder.
>She visibly relaxes however and lets her genuine smile seep out before laying back down onto your lap.
>"O-oh, ok"
>You place your free hand on her back while continuing to scratch behind her ear.
>Every so often she lets out a little sigh or mewl but makes no attempt to hide it.
>"Hey Anon."
>You look down to find Rubys gentle yet bold amber eyes soaking in every inch of you.
>Her entire body is limp and giving off a comforting warmth, her soft as silk coat flicking through your fingers as you run them over her.
"Yeah Ruby?"
>And with that she begins slowly moving her head towards yours.

w-wew, what are you doing Ruby?
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>>27769675
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENIIING
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>>27769675
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
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>>27769675
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>>27769675
Oh shi-
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>>27769675
>"Hah! Gotcha faggot, I was only pretending to almost totally go in for a kiss."
;~;
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>>27769675
WE'RE GOING IN BOYSSS

MAN BATTLE STATIONS

BRACE FOR IMPACT
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>>27769675
Bueno
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>>27736458
>>27736816
reminds me of this
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>3 new posters
Show yourselves, mate.
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>>27775017
I post from new IP addresses every night. Just staying in different hostels for a few weeks.
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>>27768990
Get muh gun and threaten to castrate any colt she brings home with lead. If she gets preggers I'll whip out the old 'bortin hangar. Fuck having a pregnant teenage filly.

>>27767699
Soooo who will it be? Rose, Lyra, or harem?

>>27769675
Give her the tongue
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>>27775547
What kind of Desperado type shit are you getting into, Anon.
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>>27776620
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>>27777287
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We need another writefag while An Anon worships Nyx and Bluebirdd065 suffers from sleep deprivation.
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>>27776008
Traveling across New Zealand with some buds. Just doing the whole sojourner thing.
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>>27778609
Just finishing up my nyx tulpa, she will be helping me write soon
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>>27769675
>You seize up, is she doing what you think she is doing?
>You begin to lose your composure more and more as she got closer and closer.
>Her eyes slowly close.
>Ah fuck it.
>You close yours too and move in towards her.
>Mere millimetres seperate you at this point.
>Any moment now...
>...
>Now?
>...
>"What are you doing Anon?"
>Your eyes smash open.
>Ruby is lying there on your lap as if nothing happened.
"U-uh, what? But... what?"
>You splutter at a loss of words.
>A total wreck is what would best describe you at the moment, not even caring to hide your hot as the sun cheeks.
"You were- but- you. you. you..."
>A concerned look splashes over Rubys face.
>"You ok there Anon? You're blushing an awful lot"
>Were you just imagining it?
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>>27779745
>Did you really like her that much that you somehow fooled yourself into thinking that she was about to kiss you?
>No! You mustn't have!
>Or maybe you did?
>No!
>Yes?
>No!
>Maybe?
>You give up at this point and let out a defeated sigh, throwing yourself against the back of the sofa and covering your face with your sweaty palms.
>You feel like such an idiot.
>Or maybe you just are an idiot.
>"So hey Anon, you going to tell me what's up now, I'm getting worried"
>You grudgingly open your eyes again to look at Ruby who lo and behold looked worried.
>Christ, what do you tell her, 'Sorry Ruby I just shat myself and must excuse myself'?
>Better than the alternative.
"Sorry Ruby, I just sh-"
>Suddenly Ruby dove at you, quickly pecking you on the lips while you were talking.
>AnonHorseFuckerExtraordinaire.exe has stopped working.
>Your mouth lies wide open while you stare at Ruby.
>She has a bashful smile on her face and a twinkle in her eyes.
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>>27779754
>"I know it's all a little... sudden but I like you Anon, I like you a lot"
>What?
"You- you? what?"
>Seriously what?
>Ruby swiftly plants another kiss on your lips.
>"Do you really need me to say it again?"
>She chuckles, expertly masking the giddyness and nervousness she felt at that moment.
>She shuffles about on your lap so that her head is resting just to the side of yours and lowers her voice to practically a whisper.
>"I like you Anon, I really do"
>Your brain finally starts back up and you regain control of your body.
>You however cannot control the stupid grin on your face nor the wild blush spread across it.
>You tenderly kiss her cheek.
"I do too Ruby- Love you too I mean, not myself. Definitely not myself"
>Jesus Anon! I know you're nervous but stop fucking it up so bad!
>Ruby however giggles warmly, her soft pearls of laughter a welcome sound.
>"Well if you aren't going to love yourself Anon then I guess I've got to love you twice as much..."
>She nuzzles up into your neck.
>"...Which I have no problem with."
>Ruby lets out a gentle sigh and you can't help but do the same.
"I love you Ruby."
>Ruby smiles softly at you, no more words need be said.
>The two of you cuddle together in silence, simply enjoying each others company.
>You couldn't be happier.
>"HEY ANON AND RUBY! WATCHA' DOING THERE?"
>Saying that you were scared shitless would be an understatement.

MORE CUTE FOR THE CUTE-GOD
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>>27779784
Dawws for the Daww throne!
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>>27779784
damn it, woulda been a perfect opportunity for Rose to fake being surprised there.

>"Wait, you LOVE me? Isn't THAT a little sudden? Anon, I don't know about that...."
>cue anon internally dying
>"Just kidding, I feel the same."
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>>27779784
I can hardly handle the sheer amount of cuteness that is eminating from my screen.

Any moment now I will implode in on myself at such a profoundly fast rate that I become a singularity. Of warm-fuzzy feelings.

A fuzzularity, if you will.

>Mfw
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>>27779784
it's cute, but i feel like this was too sudden. i mean, how long have they known each other, a day?
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>>27781588
Impulse makes us do a lot. Emotions can be stronger than logic to the mind.
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>>27767699
>League grabs both of their attentions just by sitting down, and Rose softly smiles at you.
>"Well, I say that you've done a good job here, Anon- though I'm still expecting dinner for poking it! I choose the place, and we're getting dessert, kapeesh?"
>You roll your eyes and nod.
"And at what time shall thy queen request my presence?"
>She puts a hoof to her muzzle, then grins.
>"How about seven? Sound good?"
>You shrug.
"Sure."
>Satisfied with your answer, she hops off her seat and heads over to the door.
>You head towards the front and hold the door open.
>She pauses and turns to you.
>"And... I really do like the kid... but do you think it could just be the two of us? Think Lyra there could watch her?"
>The filly in question is still seated over at the table, now striking a conversation with Lyra.
>You scratch your face with a bit of uncertainty.
"Uh... I don't know..."
>What kind of first impression would that be, just leaving your adopted daughter and roommate behind on the first day?
>You don't think you'd be able to normally eat, knowing you practically abandoned them like that...
"How about... we move it to nine, so that way she can at least be sleeping?"
>She thinks for a moment, then nods.
>"Sure, nine is doable!"
>Before you can say another word, she grins and waves a hoof, then heads out.
>"-I'll see you then, Anon! And thanks for the surprisingly not horrible lunch!"
>You just wave, frowning.
>...Eh, well you ARE a horrible cook, so you can't really say anything.
>Once you close the door, you walk back over to the table, where League and Lyra are sitting.
>"So... are you leaving with her at seven?"
"Well, I asked her to move it up to nine, if that's okay with you both?"
>In fact, you probably should have asked beforehand.
>Filly or not, you're not just going to leave her with no input on this, and Lyra knows her better than you do.
>"Nine?"
"I figured it'd be better, so you two would be able to start at getting some sleep or something."
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>>27782211


>God, you feel so bad telling them this.
>If you hadn't ditched Rose so many times in a row, you'd of definitely told her to reschedule.
>As it is, she wanted to go out somewhere for this lunch, but you made some homemade stuff instead.
>Sure, she liked it, but she's had your back so many times, for so long, you can't help but feel you have to repay her.
>A dinner is simple, but it's a start for ditching her more than a few times in a row, you think.
>With the way she acts, you'd figure she'd of just gotten pissed at you, but she surprisingly hadn't.
>It's the kind of behavior you'd only expect from her younger, more shy self, to just let you off the hook.
>Though with demanding dinner, she didn't completely.
>"Sounds good to me!"
>League grins at Lyra.
>"I can teach you how to play this cool game called Blackjack!"
>Lyra glances at you, then slowly nods, looking somewhat... defeated.
>And now you feel worse for saying yes to Rose.
>Though, you guess on top of making sure you don't lose your closest friend, you can also negotiate some kind of schedule for these things, so that way you won't have to leave them again.
>And on the subject, you do think it's kind of weird that she asked for it to just be you two.
>-Well, it's not THAT weird, but she seemed almost excited telling you that League could come with you to lunch.
>Though, thinking about it, you're sure bringing your adopted daughter and roommate with you to eat with a friend is really weird.
>-Shit, speaking of though, how are they going to eat?
>WHAT are they going to eat?
>You can't just leave them withou-
>"-Could we get some pizza for dinner?"
>-Oh.
>Well, that's actually a really good idea.
>You fish around in your pocket and hand League a bag of bits.
>The damn things sure are noisy, but very convenient to have with you, you think.
>You look at the two and softly sigh.
>Just for one night.
>You doubt she'd like you cancelling again for a homemade dinner.
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>>27782217
OH SHI-
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>>27782211
>"How about... we move it to nine, so that way she can at least be sleeping?"
Good choice.
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>>27782217
Aww, poor Lyra.

But it's not a date yet, little mint pone. There's still hope.
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>>27782217
>And now you feel worse for saying yes to Rose.
>Lyra glances at you, then slowly nods, looking somewhat... defeated.

Yes lets feel bad because we've blown off one of our only and long time friend, because we have to leave our new roommate alone for a couple hours.
Lyra can't expect to win Anon in a literal day; it just screams the whole "You can't have any
other friends, I'm the only one you need.

Rant over I guess, it's not that big a deal I suppose just something that made my autism meter spike.
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>>27783933
i would think it's because of that horrible emotional episode of hers earlier

imagine if she'd break down again without anon there to comfort her?
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>>27779784
Feed me all the cute! It is my bread and lewd is my butter

>>27782217
I feel like Rose may be best romantic choice. I mean she is Anons closest and oldest friend. Plus she obviously likes him. A good romantic partner is someone who's been a good friend for a while, usually not someone completely new... I'd go with Rose if I was Anon... but I'm not. This is your story, and drama is nice.
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>>27784704
Sorry man, all out of butter. Could I interest you in a toast sandwich instead?

>>27781588
Half a day to be exact but yeah you are right. I honestly didn't plan to write nearly as much as I have so I geared my story up so that things just happened and we didn't have to spend an age to make things believable. It's why Rainy pretty much accepted Anons help straight away cause I didn't want to spend too long on it when there were there other things that I thought would be funnier/more interesting to write about.
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>>27784704
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>>27785013
A cute. I'm working digitalizing as we speak.
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>>27785013
ayyy lmao
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>>27782217
>You just can't help but wonder what will happen with League in the short time you're away.
>You may just be overthinking it, but you can't really help it.
>Like, what if she has another nightmare, and you're not there to help her?
>Lyra is there, sure, but with how badly she broke down earlier, you don't exactly think she'd be... capable, you guess.
>Though, she's spent a big sum of years caring for fillies and colts, and spent time with League here already, so maybe it really isn't as bad as you think?
>Ah, it's only for a few hours, but hell is this really nagging at you.
>You're mostly just not a fan of leaving League behind on her own, but with Lyra, you also never know- maybe she could be some kind of criminal mastermind or something?
>Highly unlikely, but you do pretty much have your entire life savings in that room she's staying in...
>-God, you really are overthinking this.
>With what you've seen from Lyra, she really is genuine.
>And if not, holy hell does she deserve more than a few dozen acting awards.
>But, you still have about nine hours until you even have to really think about this all, so it might be best to just worry about the present, instead.
>Snapping back to attention, you walk over and grab the two bowls.
>When you do, League's ears perk up, and her tail wags slightly.
>"...Can I help?"
>The second you saw those ears, you knew she was going to ask.
"Of course."
>You pick her up under your arm, and Lyra also follows you over.
>League goes on the counter, and you hit the sink.
>The cleaning process goes even faster, not only because it's just two bowls, but because Lyra helps out with putting the dishes away once League dries them.
>It is definitely a LOT quicker than just doing it by yourself.

page 8 bump
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>>27786016
All this high action dishwashing is intense.
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Is there a pastebin for blu story?
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>>27784750
I can't believe it's not butter. But OK...

>>27785013
I like her expression in that one.

>>27785339
You make a convincing argument there mate.
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boop
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>>27787147
An Anon:
http://pastebin.com/TR3ju7Ph

Blu:
http://pastebin.com/bti1FFAi
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adopt-a-boop
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Page 9 isn't fine
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These stories are so sweet
>tfw will never have ponedaughter and/or ponewaif.
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>>27791693
why live?
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>>27792078
Spoilered words
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>>27792222
Quads. nuff said
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Boop
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>>27792222
Zoomed, spoilered, italicized, fancy, lightly marinated, dicks
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>>27786016
>In a matter of mere minutes, you already find yourself done.
>You promptly hoofbump them both before taking League off the counter.
>When you glance at the clock, you see that it's, well, it's only been a few minutes.
>This can be the perfect time to start getting everything you need to squared away.
"So, League, how do you feel about shopping around to decorate your room?"
>She almost immediately jumps up and grins.
>"R-really?!"
>You simply nod.
>She hops over and hugs your leg so hard, you're sure any longer would completely cut all of its blood flow.
>You'll take that as a yes.
>Lyra simply smiles.
"And are you planning on going, too?"
>Snapping out of her small trance, she slowly nods.
>"I... think I should clean up, though."
>She hops out of the kitchen and goes up the stairs.
>You scoop up League in your arms and follow.
>The second you open the door to her room, you start to think what you can do here.
>Everything in this room is painfully tan.
>It definitely could use some splashes of color or something.
"Any ideas on what you want?"
>League gets a bit more comfortable in your arms and holds a hoof up to her chin.
>"Hmm... I... don't know. I've never had a room to decorate myself, before."
>It pains you how casually she said that.
>Not having something as simple as a room is a big deal, but she just told you like it really isn't anything out of the ordinary
>You instinctively hug her.
>And instead of questioning WHY you're hugging her, she just returns it with a smile.
>She really is just the sweetest filly ever.
>Great in every sense of the word, and it just kills you to think of what she's dealt with before.
>Yesterday's 'incident' flashes in your mind, and you hold her a bit closer to you.
>When you gently pull away, you smile at her.
"For the record, no matter what you do, or what happens, I'll always be here for you... alright?"
>She nods and returns the smile.
>A smile brighter than anything you've ever seen out of another filly.
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>>27793090
>You continue to hug her.
>She gets comfy in your embrace and sighs.
>Not only does just knowing she's yours soothe you, but damn, is she soft.
>You can feel her heart beating gently against yours, breathing just as slow and relaxed.
>Though she's only really known you for a day, she shows you as much love as you would expect from an actual kid of yours.
>Or wouldn't expect, if your kid was horrible.
>But you don't think you'd be able to enjoy her company anymore than you do now, even if she was your actual daughter.
>Because damn it, genetics or not, as far as you're concerned, she IS your daughter.
>She rests her head on your shoulder, still not questioning why you decided to suddenly hug her when talking about the room.
>With your right hand, you gently brush her poofy blue mane.
>It's starting to feel a little oily, actually.
>When Lyra is done over in the shower, you're probably going to have to bathe her.
>What you knew about ponies here is that they have a really hard time washing their backs.
>There's brushes and stuff that they use, but you don't exactly have them with you, yet.
>And bathing here really isn't seen the same way as it was back home.
>Here, friends help each other out with it all the time, and it really is no big deal, because ponies don't normally wear clothes anyways.
>You found that out when Rose asked you to help her once.
>She was, as usual, spilling a shit ton of spaghetti, so you figured it had the same meaning here as it did at home.
>Once you found out it wasn't, you hesitantly agreed, and you think you've found yourself somewhat comfortable with it.
>You also think it's not such a big deal here because everything is covered by tails.
>When it's not ponies, everything is just... there.
>Which is why you told Rose she didn't have to return the favor.
>And when you helped her, you just did so on the side of the tub, like you were washing a dog or something- you didn't take your clothes off.
>League sighs and brings you back.
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>>27793200
Cute. Also Rose is a cute!
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Fuck no, I can barely take care of myself, how the fuck am I supposed to take care of another living thing?
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>>27793431
Adapt.
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>>27793200
>you will never wash your ponies
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R: "You want some of this?!"
L:"Think you're tough, you whorse?!"
R:"Who are YOU calling a whorse!?"
L:"Well, your roses arn't the ONLY thing you bend over for!"
R:"At least MY job offers a steady income! You panhandler!"
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>>27794266
Girls girls you're both pretty
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>>27794266
>>27794500
Now kiss and make up.
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bampu
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>>27794266
Check'd & kek'd
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>>27780490
>Tfw I was going to do just that
>Tfw I somehow forgot about it while actually writing it
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>>27796367
Sooooo you write more for us? Maybe have a little spegetti with butter?
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>>27796653
Writing right now but sadly I can't quite find the butter at the moment. Must have left it lying around somewhere
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>>27796706

FUCK THE BUTTER!

I FUCKING NEED IT NOW!

I NEED MY FIX MAN

°Д° °Д° °Д°
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>>27779784
>In your panic you practically throw Ruby off of your lap.
>Not literally however.
>Last time you did you got a 2 hour lecture from Twilight about why friends don't throw friends off of their laps.
>Granted she was molesting you before you pushed her off but she did raise some good points...
>You're getting sidetracked.
"IT WAS ALL RUBY I SWEAR!"
>Problem solved.
>Ruby glared at you from a messy bundle of cushions at the end of the sofa.
>Rainy trots towards the sofa, an innocent smile on her face.
>"Oh was it? Can she control your mind then Anon cause it looked like you were kissing her back"
>OK IT WAS NOT AN INNOCENT SMILE.
>You really hope Rainy has a blocked up nose cause you are about to spew some serious bullshit.
>Fighting to regain your composure but ultimately failing horrifically, you stutter out.
"N-no of course not, don't be silly! She instead took control of YOUR mind and made you think that what you saw was real when in fact it wasn't."
>Rainy nods along, you think she's buying it.
>"Yes yes I see it now, she took control of MY mind, got it. What I want to know now though is how she can do that."
>Quickly Anon, more bullshit, she's gobbling it all up like those cunts in the normal norman threads.
"Ha-ha, that's a funny story actually! One day Ruby was walking home and then she went down an alleyway and then she saw a rat and then the rat bit her and then she become psychic and that's the end of the story, the end."
>Your glance around nervously, did she buy it?
>"I guess that makes sense..."
>Phew
>"But why would she do that?"
>Ugh.
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>>27797420
>You place your hand on Rainys shoulder and look her in the eyes.
"Normally I would never tell someone your age this but seeing as how mature you are, I think you've earnt it."
>You take a deep breath.
"You see, Ruby has a particular thing where she... How do I put this"
>You pause.
"...She gets off to having fillies THINK that they saw her kissing another guy when they actually DIDN'T. I mean look at her, she's totally horny right now..."
>Ruby looks dumbstruck.
>Ok, you think you may have overdone it a little.
>"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE LIVING FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ANON?"
>A little.
"I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER!"
>You and Ruby are now engaged in a shouting fight.
>"HOW? HOW-HOW-HOW IS THAT MEANT TO HELP?"
>You're sweating bullets.
"I DON'T KNOW! I DIDN'T SEE YOU STEPPING IN OFFERING SUGGESTIONS ON HOW I COULD IMPROVE!"
>A temporary ceasefire makes itself apparant.
>You and Ruby are left both panting and just a tad flustered.
>Rainy loses all constraint and howls out in laughter, rolling on the floor.
>Hah, jokes on her, you haven't cleaned the floor in forever.
>Yeah... haha... jokes on her...
>Ha.
>You hang your head in shame.
>Ruby didn't need to, looked like she was just going to ignore the shame bit and just straight up hang herself.
>You might just join her.
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>>27797426
>After what seems like an eternity but was most likely a minute, Rainys laughing fit eventually subsides and she wipes away a few tears.
>"Anon you're a great dad and I love you very much but that was just AWFUL, what where you even trying to achieve?"
>She's still trying to fight back a laugh.
"Trying to hide the shame."
>Ruby barks out a forced laugh.
>Rainy visibly cringes.
>"Well Anon, I don't think you need me to tell you the result of that."
>Her face switches to that of confusion.
>"But what I don't get is why you were trying to hide it?"
>...
>That is a very good question.
"Ruby can explain it better."
>Ruby stares at you in disbelief while Rainy looks up to her with an intense interest.
>"I, er... I guess it's just a bit... "
>She rubs her hoof and looks down, trying to hide her blush.
>"I don't know."
>Rainy turns back to you, her wide eyes beckoning you to answer her question.
>You look down as well.
>"Oh"
>For the first time an awkward silence passes between the three of you.
>Rainy can't stand it.
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>>27797433
>She hops up onto the sofa inbetween you and Ruby, much to your surprise.
>She snuggles into the sofa and gets comfortable.
>"Hey Anon?"
>What's she up to now?
"Yeah Rainy?"
>"Could I have a hug? It's been a while."
>You hesitate.
>She quickly puts on her puppy eyes.
>"Please"
>Ah you can't so no to that face.
>You scoot over to the middle of the sofa and put Rainy on your lap, lazily wrapping your arms around her.
>Rainy sighs and relaxes in your arms.
>A moment passes.
>"Hey Ruby?"
>Said mare looks up from the apparently interesting ground and flicks her eyes towards Rainy.
>"Yeah? Whats up?"
>"Could I have a hug? It's been a while."
>Ok she's up to something.
>Ruby picks up on this too and looks at Rainy with confusion.
>"Er, ok?"
>Rainy smiles warmly.
>"Great! Could you come here though..."
>She nuzzles into your hand.
>"...I don't wanna move."
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>>27797442
>Ruby cautiously wiggles herself over to Rainy but keeps her distance.
>"Hey! How are we meant to hug when you're all the way over there?"
>She wiggles the rest of the distance until she's pressed right up against Rainy.
>Which also coincidentally means that she's pressed up against you.
>Rainy is grinning from ear to ear.
>Ruby however gives an awkward cough while you just stare at Rainy.
>"Hey Ruby, how about that hug then?"
>"O-oh, of course"
>With Rainy on your lap you question how this fabled hug is going to work.
>Props to Ruby though, she does try her best but eventually realises that it isn't happening.
>"Sorry Rainy, I'm not quite sure what you're trying to do here but it isn't working."
>Rainy however doesn't seem the slightest bit upset.
>Infact, she seems thrilled by this.
>She attempts to mask this however by frowning.
>"Damn, I really wanted that hug as well."
>At this point both you and Ruby are beyond confused, what the fuck is she doing?
>Suddenly, she perks up.
>"Ah! I've got it!"
>She crawls around in your arms, moving over so that she only sat on one of your legs.
>"And now Ruby you go on Anons other leg!"
>...
"Rainy-"
>She puts her hoof to your lip.
>"Shhhh"
>Reluctantly Ruby clambers onto your free leg and sits there awkwardly.
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>>27797456
>"Now you can hug us Anon!"
>...
>You begin chuckling.
"Rainy, you are one of a kind, you know that?"
>She smiles innocently at you.
>"I have no idea what you're on about."
>You smirk at her.
>Suddenly she lets out a yawn.
>"Actually, I think I'm going to go to bed now. You two stay here by all means though."
>She hops off of your lap onto the floor.
>"Ok I'll go now, to bed, because I am tired and beds are good for tired ponies like myself. Goodnight!"
>She walks out of the room.
>And moments later pokes her head back into the room
>You and Ruby look at each other and burst into laughter at the absurdity of it all.
>Laughing together, all of the awkwardness of earlier melts away.
>You've got to hand it to Rainy, although she made no attempt whatsoever to hide it, you are glad she didn't.
>While laughing your eyes catch Rubys and the laughter subsides into weak chuckles.
>Your eyes lock onto hers and she gives you a meek smile, her cheeks turning a rosy colour.
>You tightly hug Ruby and she hugs you back.
>"Now kiss!"
>You and Ruby chuckle.
>You happily oblige however and plant a kiss on Rubys muzzle.
>"Yay!"
>You block Rainy out.
>Ruby leans into you plants her muzzle on your lips...
>She doesn't back off.
>Before long the two of you are locked in a passionate kiss.
>"O-oh okay, I'll go now."
>You don't hear any hoofsteps.
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>>27797465
Big update today, spent WAY too much time on this, really need to piss now
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>>27797465
That last part. Wew.
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butt bump
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>>27676558
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>>27800973
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>>27779081
Shit sounds lovely anon
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>>27801759
It is when the others don't get us all up at ungodly early hours. These stories make nice comfy reads before bed each night though.
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10 bump
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>>27797465
>The two of you break away and you are left staring at the mare infront of you.
>Her mane had fallen over one of her amber eyes during your make out session which you promptly brush away gently.
"You're the most beautiful mare I've ever seen."
>Ruby regains that signature smirk of hers.
>"Oh I knew that already but thanks anyway."
"Oh so you're back to your normal self now? That's good."
>She lightly knocks your chest.
>"Oh don't sound too excited now. Oh and before I forget your breath stinks by the way."
>You place your hand infront of your face and exhale into it.
>Christ that's awful.
"Ooof you're right, must have picked it up from your mouth then..."
>You wiggle your eyebrows.
"...After all, we have no clue whats been in there."
>She chuckles.
>"Yeah yeah ok, just go and eat a mint or something or I'm getting off your lap."
"Want me to suck your dick while I'm at it?"
>Ruby beams at you.
>"Well if you're offering then sure! Make sure to get it all though, nothing worse than a half wet, half dry dick!"
>You smirk sinisterly.
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>>27803686
>Well seeing as how you were OP once, I guess you've GOT to suck her dick.
>You pick Ruby up beneath her front legs and place her down at the end of the sofa, making sure that her back legs are slightly ajar.
>"Huh? What are you doing?"
>You shift about on the sofa so that you are on your knees infront of her.
>Ruby looks on in confusion.
>You place your hands onto her legs and push them apart slightly further.
>"Anon?"
>You slowly begin moving your head towards her exposed lower-section.
>Catching on, Ruby puts on a confident grin.
>"It's gonna take more than that to get to me Anon."
>You don't reply.
>A smile is still on your face as you continue to slowly move your head forwards.
>"Oh quit it Anon, I know what you're doing."
>Closer.
>The cracks in Rubys confidence are beginning to show.
>"Come on now Anon."
>Closer.
>Her voice is almost a squeak.
>"Anon?"
>Your grin gets wider as the distance gets shorter.
>Ruby is dead silent.
>Her legs are quivering slightly as you press gently down on them, holding them in place.
>Closer.
>Your face is practically millimetres away from her body.
>You don't stop.
>Closer.
>Closer.
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>>27803694
>Clos-
>"AH OKAY STOP STOP STOP!"
>Ruby flails her back hooves around and tries to push your away with the front pair.
>Her coat is moist with sweat and her entire face red with embarrassment...
>Or prehaps another emotion entirely.
>Her eyes are as small as pinpricks and her breathing is deep and eratic.
>You look up at her with a shit eating grin.
"What's the matter Ruby? I was only doing what you asked."
>She almost instantly replies, still jittery.
>"I WAS KIDDING! IT WAS JUST A JOKE! A JOKE!"
>You put your hand to your chin.
"Oh was it now? Silly me then, I guess I just got a bit carried away there."
>Ruby hits your chest repeatedly with her hooves.
>"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you."
>You chuckle.
"What happened to the bold and cheeky pony that I know and love? Does Ruby-Wuby get uncomfortable about love?"
>She shoots you a glare.
>"Hey! Lets not forget what happened when Rainy entered the room!"
>You scratch your head.
"'What happened when Rainy entered the room'? Sorry Ruby but it ain't ringing any bells."
>She scrunches at you in what you assume is anger.
>Hard to look mad though when you're as red as a tomato.
>Ruby lets out a loud sigh and her body loses all tension.
>She flops back down onto your lap, her ears folded.
>"I'm not allowed to win with you am I?"
"You can't win at all anyway."
>This earns you an even louder sigh.
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>>27803707
>Damn that felt good but you think Ruby has had enough now.
>You place your hand on her head and rub it through her mane while your other hand scratches her back.
>Eventually Rubys mardy mood melts away and a small smile is placed upon her face once again.
>Poor thing, although you take the piss out of her pretty much all the time you must have really shook her with that one.
>You can't imagine how embarrassed she is right now.
"Hey Ruby, sorry about all of that. I didn't mean to upset you so much but I just realised that I may have gone a bit far there so for what it's worth, I'm sorry."
>Ruby turns over so that she is belly up.
>"Oh, no it's okay there's no need to apologise, I guess I'm still a little..."
>She blushes
>"...Sensitive, for a lack of a better word, about this type of thing."
>She lifts her head up and kisses you on the cheek.
>"But that doesn't mean I want it to stop."
>Aww
"And neither do I Ruby, not in a million years."
>She smiles warmly back at you.
>You go back to absent-mindedly stroking her but before long you notice a very faint sheen in the corner of your eye coming from Rubys lower section.
>Focusing on it, you are surprised to find a small wet streak in between Rubys thighs.
>You feel the heat rushing to your face.
>Did she... 'enjoy' what just happened?
>You look down at Ruby who by now has closed her eyes but still has a goofy smile on her face.
>She looks so happy.
>So peaceful.
>You didn't want to ruin that.
>And you weren't going to.
>You focus on massaging Rubys soft body, pushing other 'thoughts' to the back of your mind.
>They weren't as important.
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>>27803723
Holy shit man, I thought I knew where I was going with this but every time I start writing I keep on adding more and more things into the story, who knows when I will finally finish it.
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>>27803734
bump for you buddy
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>>27803734
>who knows when I will finally finish it

Hopefully never.

I'm too busy enjoying the ride.
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>>27803734
Keep adding more yo! No one is complaining.
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>>27803723
you need to just write 24/7 from now on, i think im getting addicted to this damm story
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>>27803734
Based Anon
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>>27793200
>"You're the best, Anon..."
>A smile climbs up your face.
"You too, League."
>She pulls away, then looks around at her room with a renewed sense of excitement.
>"Hmm... maybe the walls could be painted blue?"
>You pause and try to imagine the room with a different color.
"Yeah, that's a good start."
>You'll definitely need some dressers and shit, too.
>As well as clothes.
>Despite ponies always walking around naked, clothes are a good business, here.
>They usually wear some when going out to eat at places, or are attending something, from what you've seen.
>And of course, some of it is considered lewd.
>But it's about the same here as it is back home in that regard.
>League hops out of your arms and sits on the bed, watching the rest of the room with a thoughtful gaze.
>Jesus, that bed is really big for her.
>Still not as big as yours was for Lyra, but still.
>And you'll probably have to look into new blankets and stuff for it.
>You walk over and sit on the bed.
"So, what are you thinking?"
>"Right now, or with the room?"
"The room, I guess."
>She points a hoof at the back wall of the room, where the window is.
>"I'm thinking of having the bed against the wall there, and then I can have the nightstand there next to it, and some dressers there-"
>She moves her hooves around with everything she talks about, growing visibly excited with every new idea of hers.
>And she has a lot of them.
>"-So if the dresser is there, when I get up and I'm all tired and it's cold, the sun can wake me up while I'm walking to it!"
>You nod, and she just scans the place again, an approving smile on her face.
>Reaching a hand over, you gently pet her back while she looks around.
>A short moment later, she turns to you and quickly wraps your neck in a hug.
>"Thank you, Anon. Thank you so, so much."
>You pat her back.
"Anything for you, League."

bump
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freedom bump
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>>27807952

Hnnnnnnnngggh!
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>>27766592
kek
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>>27807952

These greens have take men the place of porn in my world, there just that addictive

>"Thank you, Anon. Thank you so, so much."
>You pat her back
"Y-You too"
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>>27807952
daww
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bumptime
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In slightly unrelated news, I have just finished upgrading my psu and heatsink to make room for my 1070 which should be arriving soon. It's been expensive as fuck and I now fucking despise doing anything with a computer that can't be done with a keyboard. Seriously, I spent 6 fucking hours upgrading 2 components and I ran into problem after problem. Would be lying if i said that I didn't thow a tantrum or felt like screaming desu senpai.
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>>27807952
>>27810200
and here i am with a horribly outdated 860
a-at least my keyboard lights up

>You know that hugging is a pony thing for the most part, but you think that League is really just extra-huggy.
>-Not that you're complaining or anything, but you're starting to believe maybe she's a direct descendant of a leech or something, with this many hugs in one day.
>And luckily she's YOUR cuddly, blue-haired leech.
>Out of the corner of your eye you see something green and look over to see Lyra, towel wrapped on her head.
>One thing you immediately notice is how much... brighter she is.
>Not as in happy bright or anything, but her entire body- coat, mane and tail, is all brighter.
>For a second you don't really understand why, then you realize, well, she didn't necessarily HAVE a home before you offered one.
>A home has a shower.
>-But does that mean League should be brighter?
>You subtly glance at her coat.
>Nope, she is a crazy bright orange, she's definitely okay.
>Then why would League be clean, but not Lyra?
>-Well, you guess it's not that important, anymore.
>The fact of the matter is, this is your house, and these two are living here now, so they can be as clean as they want.
>Even Lyra has a big grin on her face, either from the heartfelt moment you had with League, or from being super clean.
>Or, you know, both.
>But she definitely looks happier than she did before- like a whole new pony.
>Even her tail is all nice and pristine now, with no few strands sticking out or bent out of place.
>"Your tub is huge, Anon."
>You instinctively shake your head.
"You're just small."
>She looks up at you and scrunches.
>Man, ponies really hate being called short.
>After letting out a small smirk, you hold your arms out for forgiveness, and she silently accepts.
>And though a little wet, you don't mind as you hug both your new roommate and your daughter.
>Very few things are better than this, you think.
>Very few.
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>"So what do I have to do, Anon?"
"Just light up that end of the string with some fire spell or something. Or you can do it on a stick and I could just light it."
>"Hmm, okay."
>"Why don't we just use the regular magic fireworks?"
>You glance over at League, who's wearing your amazingly made red white and blue cap, complete with a huge ass 'USA' patch on the front.
"Because, it's always more satisfying to make your own stuff than buy something you see in a store. And, I make mine so flipping awesome, you won't even remember what the regular ones looked like."
>"And what did you say this was for again? What holiday?"
"The fourth of July, of course! America day! The day that symbolized when we... ah... uh... I don't remember- but we blow up fireworks, eat meat, and shoot guns, all while wearing the three most recognizable colors in the country!"
>"-M-meat?"
"Hell yeah, meat! Now spark that shit!"
>Lyra's horn lights up, and the string catches on fire.
>You watch it burn all the way to the end...
>And do nothing.
>After a moment, you stop looking at the sky.
>Damn it, you must have screwed it up, somehow.
>You walk over and look at it, completely immobile.
"Shit, I knew I should have looked it up back home."
>Inspecting the bottom of it, you can't seem to-
>-It lights up and launches colored sparks into your face.
"-AH FUCK!"
>You close your eyes and toss the thing away.
>The second it hits the ground, the rocket flies off with a loud whistle.
>And goes right into an open window in Twilight's castle.
>There's a small moment of silence, then-
>POP
>"-AAAH!"
>You watch colored sparks and streams fly out of the window and sizzle.
>Then you grab Little League under your arm and nudge Lyra.
"Go go GO!"
>Leaving all the evidence, but no incriminating stuff, you three leave in a blur of red, white and blue.
>And you have the stupidest smile on your face.
>God, even in ponyland, this is the best holiday.
>And now, time for fucking imported steak!
"-AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!"
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>>27810893
Kek
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>>27810515
Damn, not even I have a light up keyboard. I do however have mouse and fan lights that clash horribly
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>>27810893

Thank GOD anon
I was starting to go into withdrawal for a second there
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>>27810200
Its always a minor battle upgrading components. I'm looking forward to being back home and getting a 1080 or two. Just wondering if my computer will still turn on after half a year of disuse. What kinda rig you running anon?
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>>27810893
'MURICA FUCK YAH!
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BOOP
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new thread WHEN
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NEW THREAD:
>>27813948
>>27813948
>>27813948
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AAAND dead

see you all in the next thread, imma update this pastebin shit
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