Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends! Issue #20

>>27674222
Hail hydra

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HAIL HYDRA!

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>>27674245

Light the green signal!

>>27674222
So an octopus theme?

>>27674245
Well, that's it, no more spacetime for you.
>>27674236

>>27674254
You are fine.

>>27674236
>>27674278
cut off one head, two more shall take its place

>>27674222
new thread is untitled approved

>>27674278
I never really liked it here anyways. Being a corporeal entity has always been pretty shitty.

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>>27674245
>>27674254
>>27674287

>>27674300
That equals about 4,902 Hours and 45 Minutes.

So i hope you're joking.

So beans is dead right?

>>27674346
He does not yet have my permission to die

>>27674337

You'll see

>>27674376
Fuck you, you massive fucking prick. Now, whether I want to or not, I have to wait 204 days to find out that you're full of shit.

>>27674420
>204 days

I think you did your math wrong.

>>27674420
Cap this so we can proof it

>>27674300
>>27674337
>>27674420
>>27674452
>>27674457

1764911 seconds
/60 = 29415.18333333333 minutes
/60 = 490.2530555555556 hours
/24 = 20.42721064814815 days

Less than a month.

Anon cannot into math.

>>27674500
its 17649911 not 1764911.

>>27674627

Huh, guess it is 204 days.

Looks like I can into math, but not reading the right number.

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>>27674457

>>27674710

Looks like we'll be seeing that guy next year.

>>27674222
Where are Myth, P.D.A. and Shadowanon on the list?

>>27674796
Does P.D.A. have a paste yet?

>>27674808
Even so
A mention in the list should be noted
Or a pastebin for the thread itself where binless newcomers are posted

>>27674222
Where is Myth-senpai, Pe-De-A and Shadowanon? I'll fuck you up OP fite me irl.

Hail Hydra!

I'm gona have an update later tonight

>>27674959
They don't have pastes.

>>27675682
We must correct this great injustice!

>>27675635
Nice

Repost and rewritten part

>You need to think of something and quick.
“I mainly just punched her and used a sword.”
>Matterhorn looks sceptical at that.
> “You just used a weapon and punched her?”
>You point at Spider-Woman with your thumb.
“She did tell you about our last fight right?”
>Matterhorn gets a look of surprise but then scratches the back of her head.
> “Yeah, you’re right.”
>You turn around and start to walk towards the exit/entrance when you hear the girls call for you.
> “Um, what’re you doing?”
>You turn to face them as you still walk away.
“Out the door? I’m leaving?”
>Spider-Woman walks over towards you while the others follow.
>You hold your breathe, waiting to see what they'll say.
> “We need to head back to headquarters and be debriefed.”
>You mentally sigh, knowing that you dodged a bullet there.
“Ok, just give me a minute.”
>You continue walking towards the entrance but stop in front a tv at was still on.
>Raising your hand, you absorb the pixelated hardlight from the TV.
>Turning back to face the girls, you form your hardlight armor.
“Ok, I'm good.”

>>27676408
>It’s the next day and school just ended.
>Last night you told Celestia what happened at the bank and how the fight went.
>Well not everything, but enough of it was true.
>You knew she doubted you a little bit, but with Sunset backing you up with your fight with her.
>In the end, Celestia took your word for it and let you go.
>Now you’re walking home with Sonata as Adagio and Aria had to stay after for some help.
> “So after attendance, I had to partner up with someone for the next class assignment. I was lucky enough to get Tennis Match as a partner.”
>You had the feeling the two just didn't want to deal with her for a bit.
> “She was nice enough to explain some of the harder stuff to me.”
>You just smile and pat her head.
>She stops talking and leans into your hand like a cat.
“Sonata, I'm all for hearing about your day but please just tell me the important parts.”
> “Hmmmn.”
>Sonata gives you a small hug as she nuzzles your hand.
>You sigh while she does this.
“You're not paying attention, are you?”
>She continues to nuzzle your hand without a care in the world.
>Sonata takes a step away from you and gasped in surprise.
> “I just remembered I need to get to the mall.”
“What do you need to get?”
>She pulls out a piece of paper and shows you its a small list of things.
> “I need to some stuff for my science project with Tennis Match.”
“You need some help with it?”
>Sonata shakes her head as she puts the paper back in her pocket.
> “Don’t worry Anon. I got this.”
“Do you even have money?”
>She nods her head happily.
> “Sure do.”
>You grew a bit suspicious at that, knowing they don’t have jobs and mom doesn’t give you a lot of money.
“And how did you get some money?”
>She smirks as she pulls out a large wad of hundred dollar bills.
> “Let’s just say, I had a lot of practice with my powers.”

>>27676441
>You just stare at her.
“I better not find anything missing from my room.”
>She hugs you while giving you a cute smile.
> “No promises, bro.”
>She kisses your cheek and runs away.
> “Later Anon.”
>You laugh while waving at her retreating form.
“I need to be careful of that girl. Now what am I gonna do?”
>You decided to wander around aimlessly since you had nothing better to do.
>While walking, you passed by many different stores, restaurants and people.
>As you turn the corner, you see a large group of people ahead of you.
“Wonder what's going on.”
>The next moment, a window breaks and showers the group in glass.
>You see the crowd back up as someone exits the building from the window.
>From what you can see, the person is a green haired woman with a visor.
>She had some kind of skin tight armor that looked like it was green scales with blades on her arms and legs.
>She looks around as if she’s trying to find someone or something.
>You walk over to and hide behind a mailbox, making sure you're not seen.
>You hear the sound of concrete being crushed as it got closer to you.
>You try to moves to the side as the woman passes by, not looking in your direction.
>You stand up once she's more than a few feet away and slowly walk backwards.
>You were able to back up about a few feet when the sound of breaking glass is heard.
>The armored woman turns around, looking for the cause of the noise.
>She seemed to take a moment to look in your direction when she snarled.
> “YOU.”
>It didn’t take a genius to figure out she was talking about you.
>You knew if she tried to attack you, she might injure some of the people here.
>You knew what you had to do.
“Later.”

>>27676456
>You had to get her away from everyone and with that in mind you ran down the alley near you.
>As you ran, the woman in armor followed you from the sound of stuff either breaking or crashing.
> “I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!”
>And her constant threats.
>You ran down the alley and towards the park, making sure you push everyone away from you and the crazed woman.
>You saw a large pond getting closer as you got an idea.
>As you got closer to the pond, you focused some energy into you hands and jumped as high as you could.
>Once in the air, you held your hands to your sides as you began to glide to the other side.
>You landed on the other side safely as you turned to look at your chaser and smirked.
>She didn't slow down as she was getting closer to the edge of the pond and just disappeared.
>The next moment she’s above you with her arm blade extending.
>Her blade just barely missed you as it gave you a deep cut on your arm.
“FUCK THAT HURTS.”
>She smirks while trying to swing the same arm at you again but you saw it coming.
>You moved back and began to run again as you heard her curse up a storm.
>The chase continued for another ten minutes and ended near the a construction site.
>You stopped just under a powerline as you heard the woman breathe a little heavily.
> “I...got….you…..now, you…...bastard.”
“Look who's talking, you're as tired as me.”
>She smirks as her blade extend.
> “I only need a moment and I'll cut you up.”
“Then tell me why you're chasing me.”
>She lightly glares at you.
> “You hurt my friend last night.”
>That confused you as you didn’t hurt anyone but Fault Zone.
>.......
>You just figured out she was one of the Shadowbolts.
“Would it help if I said I’m sorry?”
>She growls at you while crouching down a bit and giving a view of her cleavage.
>You raise your hands and absorb all the electrical power from the generator.
“Guess that was a stupid question.”

>>27676471
Ok that's the update. And I feel a bit happier at the outcome of this.
So thoughts?

>>27674222
>Anon accidentally puts on this goblin mask and becomes Whap Goblin.
https://youtu.be/bz9qg2ijMks
>What happens next?

>>27676477
Much better. Anon feels more in character then the previous update.

>>27676804
Thank you. Even though he did run, I wanted him to be smart enough to plan something.
Also he's not as smart as Twilight. He's more street smart

>>27675682
>>27675741
>>27674959
>>27674796
I got one right here.
http://pastebin.com/Pt2ZvFjk
Also, no updates tonight. But late in the day tomorrow some will be provided. Also expect to see a lot from me Monday unless something comes up in which case it will probably be the following tuesday. I'm fixing up for a day of just relaxation and I'll just advance the crap out of this story then.

>>27676477
That's better. I like it.

>>27677075
good, I didn't want to rewrite it again. Did you like the Sonata part?

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>>27677095
I liked it, pic related.

>>27677158
Good. It was my plan were Sonata is the sneakiest to steal money and stuff

>>27677158
the cutest Worst

Remember when origin stories could be told in two minutes instead of two hours?
http://youtu.be/RMz4-2SjldA

>>27678098
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq8QQY9S_bg

>>27679156
I never really liked Ultimate Spiderman. But that made me laugh.

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>>27678666
Satan himself is in Hydra. PANIC!

Bumping from work

http://youtu.be/uC9C7VS4tYE

How's it going for everyone?

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>>27680804
Alright Alright Alright

>>27680804
Rewrittin', rewrittin' and making it longer.

>>27680804
had a scare with my laptop
couldn't turn it on anymore, it wouldn't even make a beep or light up
turns out i didn't power it down correctly and the battery was just drained as fuck

>>27680804
Sitting at work doin a bit of green from my phone

>>27676471
>She doesn’t move as you raise your hand and fire a few weak bolts at her.
>The first two hit her causing her to back up and hide behind a bobcat.
>You stop and wait for her next move as the bobcat begins to shift.
>The bobcat is suddenly flying towards you.
>You launch an electromagnetic pulse and stop it in mid air as a long blade cuts it from one side to the other.
>You use you powers to push yourself away while throwing a few grenades at her.
>She saw the grenades and teleported before they could explode.
>You looked up to see one of her blade pointed at you as she fell.
>Coating your arms in lightning, you brought them up and caught the blade.
> “Woah.”
>With her caught by surprise, you took the opportunity to kick her in the stomach and away from you.
>She hits the ground as you land on your own two feet.
>She struggles to get on her feet and glares at you.
> “You’re good. Better than what I’ve heard.”
>You don’t move incase she tries something.
>She back on her feet as her blade shrinks back to a smaller size.
> “But that won’t stop me even if you have the power of the sun.”
>She began to run towards you.
>You stand your ground as you see a large pipe near you.
>Without even thinking, you grab the pipe and force some power into it as she gets closer.
>You hold the pipe as if it’s a baseball bat and swing as she got within arms reach.
>The pipe hit her chest causing her to groan in pain.
>She backs up as you move forward as swing at her a few more times.
> “Stop hitting me.”
>She grabs the pipe and punches you in the face, forcing you away from her.
>As you backup, you raise your arms in front of you and shot chains of lightning.

>>27681504
>You had the strangest urge to say “Unlimited Power” but don’t.
>She screams as she’s hit with the onslaught of lightning chains before falling down and moaning pathetically.
>You rub your cheek, wincing a bit.
“You ok?”
>You could faintly hear her say, “Fuck you, asshole.”
“Well at least you’re still alive.”
>You move towards her but don’t let your guard down.
>Once you’re in front of her, you poke her to see what would happen.
>She groans but doesn’t move.
“Alright, just bare with me for a moment.”
>You grab her by the shoulders and drag her towards the remains of the bobcat.
>Once there, you lean her against it and look at her through a cracked visor.
“Ok just warning you, this might feel weird.”
>You put your hand on her chest as she looks at you fearfully.
>Her body begins to glow as she closed her eyes.
>When the glow dies down, you could see all her bruises are healed up.
>She slowly opens her eyes and looks herself over.
> “Why didn’t you kill me? I was willing to kill you.”
>You shrug your shoulders.
“I don’t kill and you’re not my enemy.”
>She looks confused as you begin to walk away.
“Also tell Fault Zone I didn’t mean to paralyze her last night.”
>You run down the road and towards your house.
>You wanted to sleep.


Small update while I try to figure out what to do next. thoughts?

>>27681602
Nice.

>>27681664
Yup and this leaves it open for one thing. Can you guess?

So, while trying to pre-write Chapter Three, I ran into a few walls:
>Any character development that could come from Anon coming to grips with murder is lessened by the fact that he killed Flash day one with almost no struggle
>Vel'Koz would have fit Twilight WAAAAY better given her thing was shooting giant lasers to obtain knowledge
and some other smaller gripes I had with my pacing
so, I ask you, the readers:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10519520

>>27681673
Double agency, I'd say.

>>27681688
Didn't think of that. I was think more along the lines of Anon getting the Shadowbolts on his side and maybe them have a crush on him.

>>27681698
>maybe them have a crush on him.
*sigh*

>>27681714
I had two thoughts when he asked.

1) It's harem. Please be wrong.

2) Angel the hero, Spectrum Rider the Shadowbolt.

>>27681714
I was kidding but seriously I was thinking they join him though and cause him some head aches

>>27681727
yes to number 2 but I will have a love triangle.

>>27681737
just keep it a triangle, okay?
no polygons

>>27681770
Don't worry other than a few people like the Sunset and the other girl, the others will treat Anon like a Friend or brother. For the most part

>>27681806
wasn't it applejack too? or am i confusing stories here?

>>27681821
That was Beans if I remember correctly. But I promise it will only be two girls, besides I want a superpowered catfight

>>27681859
I miss him

>>27681602
And with that you've probably beaten me for second longest story

I feel our glorious rivalry grow stronger as I have to keep up the pace now.

>>27681934
As long as it's friendly, then I welcome it

>>27681949
of course it's friendly competition
you make me strive to greatness

>>27681678
>one total vote
ouch

>>27674346
Nope. Computer came back early and nothing was erased from it. I'll be back soon.

>>27681999
I didn't vote because I rather you make up what makes you the happiest
When I made a strawpoll it's just to tease, I do what I want either way

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>>27682016

>>27681999
I'm behind on your story, so I thought it wouldn't be fair to you if I started spouting bullshit.

What exactly have I missed since my absence? Just green?

>>27682044
there was some blue also. you should have seen it.

>>27682044
outrage about spider-mans outfit in the new game
I had a poll whether Twilight should die in my story
the number of writefags keeps increasing

>>27682044
People saying your dead, green, spiderman's new costume. You know the usual

>>27682069
Oh...you guys talked about the new suit, eh?

It's alright. Rather they kept original suit, though, but they'll have alternate skins I bet.

And more writefags? We're growing and it is glorious.

>>27682076
>People saying I'm dead
I told everyone that my computer had to be sent off. Oh well. Not dead though, far from it.

>>27682069
shitposted elsewhere, anon'd up for it, forgot name here

>>27682082
It's what people say, not me

>>27682182
We are like christians. We need a writefriend dead to worship or something, and Red went and left his cross at about the same time he disappeared...

>>27682253
We still have roommate, and femanon to worship posthumously.

>>27681678
>four votes for yes
Welp, the ayes have it, I'll trash what I've got and get to work rebuilding it!

>>27682253
got that right but I wonder why we continue to do it

FROM THE GRAVE!

If anybody is interested, I'll be continuing my story in a couple of days

>>27683550
Can't wait.

And it's pretty slow today huh?

>>27684127
It has been, yeah

>>27683550
Always interested in more green.
Usually.

>>27684138
Am I the only one to post green today?

>>27684146
I believe so

>>27684127
I'll be posting my update relatively soon. Just want to finish up a part (and grab some images) before posting.

hopefully it will be entertaining/interesting to read.

>>27684146
I'm toying with pastebin ideas, but yeah, you've posted something, like, every single day Treps.
Props for diligence.

>>27684174
well I missed a day or two here and there but I stick by my promises and write if I can. It might not be a lot but I will give green.

Can't wait to read

>>27684190
forgot my name

>>27684202
I'll have something worth eye-consuming tomorrow
Also, real talk, the new Voltron is pretty good

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>>27674222
(from pastebin)

>"AGAIN!"
>you turn back and face the trial for your third time without stopping
>your arms and legs burn more than you have ever thought possible, and you feel strained just keeping yourself from falling down
"I- I cant... I cant take another step."
>Taskmaster pushes you forward roughly
>"Would you be saying that if this was a battle of life and death? I can't do it?"
>you look up and ahead of you is a large ladder looking obstacle with logs that are about the length of your body away from each other
>"What if there was someone you cared about at risk? Would you just leave them to their fate?"
>No.
>despite your body screaming at you to stop you take another step forward and begin the course again.

>"Is that entirely necessary Taskmaster?"
>Standing just next to the starting line you observe Anonymous begin the course again
>those in the observation deck have been watching Anonymous' training with great interest
>He's improving. Even if he doesn't see it.
>"You've been making him do this course for several days now."
>you speak into your masks communicator
"I have seen all I need of his combat skills. He held his own against me by mirroring my tactics down to a detail. Not to mention his apparent mimicking of abilities from the Wonderbolt in the holding cell"
>"We don't know if that was a replicated ability or not. He might just be capable of pyrokinesis like she was."
"Then explain the near perfect form and quick adaptation of my fighting styles when he has had no prior training."
>the silence is all you need to know that they recognize your point
>"We have no real evidence that he can mimic the abilities of others."
>very well.
>after he finishes the course you will test his ability again.

>>27684332

>you smile as you release the talk button on your console as you watch Taskmaster train Anonymous down below
>"Ma'am, are you planning something?"
>you lean over to get a closer look at Anonymous on the course as a few members of your team file in around you
>each of them have been recording data on Anonymous from his heart rate, to mental status.
"What do we have doctor?"
>the scientist who spoke looks over to you slightly confused
>"Pardon?"
"The Wonderbolts have Captain Armor, Hydra has their "winter soldier" but doctor what do we have?"
>you look over to him and your eyes peer right into his own
>he quickly gets uncomfortable and adjusts his collar while looking to the others in the room
>they provide no assistance and stare at him just as you.
>"w-well we have Taskmaster."
>he motions to the monitors with his clipboard
"Who is a hired mercenary, at the end of his contract he will leave. Not only that, but we have evidence that he also is training Hydras soldiers and agents, so doctor I will ask again."
>you make your way over and get face to face with the now terrified scientist
"What. Do. We. Have?"
>the beads of sweat on his face have collected up enough to drip from his skin
>"Nothing. Ma'am, w-we have n-nothing."
"Exactly. Now not only do we have a chance at having a weapon capable of confronting those threats, it can replicate and overcome them."
>and whats more, you have his willing cooperation. Which makes him even more valuable.
>walking back to your position you smile as Anonymous finally completes the first obstacle on the course for a third time
"he always was such a good boy."

>despite your body and it continual effort to collapse under your own weight you eventually finish the whole course
>and immediately fall to the floor in a heap
>you lay there wheezing as the sound of heavy footsteps draws closer
>there's no doubt in your mind of who it is, and you imagine that a punishment of some sort will be given to you

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>>27684348
>"Are you laying down on my course Anonymous?"
>the footsteps draw closer, and you lack the energy to even respond to Taskmasters question
>eventually the sound of footsteps stop just behind your head and you can hear him search through his pockets
>a small syringe drops just in front of your face
>"use it."
>it hurts, but you get out a small laugh
>"whats so funny Anonymous?"
"winners... don't do drugs."
>there's no response from Taskmaster besides the sound of his footsteps walking away
>the sound of the large mechanical door opening then closing the only signal that you are alone in the room now.
>you stare at the syringe on the floor for a long while before you force your arm forward and grab it in your hand
>you bring your other arm around and hold it with both hands as you attempt to find any label or distinguishing features on the syringe
>there are none. besides instructions on how to use it.
"I really hate needles..."
>taking the needle in your hands you force yourself to sit up before plunging the needle into your leg
>suddenly the feeling of exhaustion leaves your body
>it still burns and aches like hell, but at least you can move without your body fighting against you
>pulling yourself off the floor you drop the syringe on the floor and walk to the door
>you watch the room glow a bright blue from the light in the center and slowly return to being an empty room
>the lights in the observation deck go out and eventually the room goes dim with only a slight illumination from the light in the center
"another day in SOMBRA"

>"the longer we wait the more likely it gets that we wont get Anonymous back."
>Spiderwoman is having this same argument with Daring Do again as she has everyday for the past week
>each time Daring just shuts her request to go get him down and its really starting to get on your nerves.
>"For the last time Spider! NO! I told you we found his location but now that we know where he is it only makes your training more important."

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>>27684369
>usually you would turn your music up and do your best to block this constant argument out, but today...
>today is different.
>"Vinyl, would you please talk some sense into your teammate?"
>both Daring Do and Spiderwoman look to you for your take on the situation
>and you feel torn right down the middle.
>on one hand you KNOW where he is, or at least Daring Do does, and you want to get in there and bring Anonymous back.
>But on the other hand if Daring Do, the leader of a international anti-terrorist organization says you aren't ready...
>well, it carries some weight to say the least.
"I don't know."
>you look over to Daring Do
"But you said you know where he is, shouldn't we at least try something? perhaps try to contact him in some way?"
>Daring Do takes a step over to you turning her back to Spiderwoman
>"I don't think you fully understand the situation. "The Pit" is one of the most secure SOMBRA strongholds we have knowledge of. Essentially they have enough firepower and manpower to take on a small country inside that location."
>your eyes drift behind Daring Do as you see Spiderwoman slowly reaching for something on Daring Do's person
>and you don't say a word about it as she slips one of Daring's key-cards into her pocket
>looking back to Daring you sigh
"well then I guess we don't have any other options than to train until you say otherwise..."
>"smart. Perhaps Spiderwoman will eventually listen to her common sense as much as her spider sense one day."
>Daring Do turns back to Spiderwoman who does her best to look innocent before she walks out of the hall laving the two of you alone
"you grabbed her security bypass. Didn't you?"

>>27684381
>spiderwoman lifts up the key-card from her pocket
>"perhaps."
>well the two of you are already going to get it when she finds out.
"we better make the most of our opportunity. Daring is going to throw a fit when she finds out."
>the two of you start to make your way down the halls acting as casual as you can
>Wonderbolt guards give you occasional nods or flat out ignore you since you have become a regular sight
"So my first question."
>you take out your headphones completely and place them in your Wonderbolt uniforms pocket
>"yeah?"
"once we find out where he is, How do we plan on getting there?"
>Spiderwoman puts her arm around you and holds up some keys
>"last time I argued with Daring, I borrowed her car keys."
>this isn't going to end well.
>But you like the idea all the same,

I'm probably not going to be able to post for a day or two. so unfortunately this will have to be a slight cliffhanger for next time.

But I don't think this rescue mission will turn out according to Sunset and Vinyls plan...

>>27684431
I finally catched up!

Well, gee. Of course you can't take over a military outpost with a team of two undertrained teens. Unless it's a saturday morning cartoon or a videogame.

>>27684675
but what if they are SUPERHEROES?!still probably not.

>>27684780
Will Anon even want to leave with them?
I mean, he fucking HATES Spidey, and Vinyl he only barely knows...

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>>27684813
find out next time! on Dragon Ball Z!

>>27683550
Cant wait bruh

>>27684829
Sunset and Vinyl better not take seven episodes to power up and save Anon-kun

Bermp

4 AM bump
You're all whores and I love you

>>27686923
is it time for more hand-holding[spoiler/]

>>27686945
*heavy breathing*

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so, apparantly there is an official weebverse
Earth 2301

Are we dead yet

>>27687697
as every weekend

>>27687225
The manga verse. If it helps any it was short lived. Spiderman was a ninja and i think tigra and doc strange were the ones i enjoyed the most. At least doc's design was okay. Personal opinion.

>>27687771
Wish I read it. Also how've you been Mamoru?

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>>27687798
Doing fine. Flight to israel was canceled so i can do more art ( still have diamond cat to do) been enjoying the greens. Sorry i haven't commented much but I'm still here and available for arts. I can send you the files for mangaverse next time i get a chance. It's weird but all three of the japanese spidermen survived the spiderverse story arc. Picture just because.

>>27687838
That would be cool and sorry to hear about your flight. We'll talk sometime about the mangaverse

>>27687838
>Picture just because.
I accept that reason

>>27687843
Don't be sorry. Was deployment related so yay spend more time with family.
>>27687844
I felt you might. Debating on tweeking this pic to make indigo zapp alittle more obvious vice mania with a few addons. Maybe have tge mask part down for a version. Projects projects.

>>27687859
Family is important, it's just that I hate having something planned then it's cancelled or delayed

>>27669791
>Be Twilight Sparkle of Equestria Dimension 7225.
>Not that you would know the number of your universe, of course, but we have to make sure the reader doesn’t get confused.
>After all, you’ve been shot in probably a good number of other universes, and even dead in a few less.
>But you don’t know that either.
>What you do know is that the Twilight Sparkle of the universe where everyone you know is this bipedal human creature has been gravely injured.
>Not by any means of precognition or some sort of divine link between you and your alternate form, but by some magical communication.
>As it turns out, Sunset has given the book you had written back and forth with her to an very official sounding pony name- uhh... ‘human’ named Spitfire.
>You know the name of Spitfire, of course, with her being a member of the Canterlot Skyguard and Wonderbolts, and with alternate realities and all that, the Spitfire of the human world had a somewhat similar profession.
>She was the head of an organization of first responders to any supernatural occurrence in their world.
>This organization was coincidentally named ‘The Wonderbolts’ as well, but you try your hardest not to make too many parallels.
>As Spitfire explained it to you, the other you had used her abilities in manipulating equestrian magic to try and help people.
>But when she was shot (with a projectile weapon, like an arrow, but smaller) this magic went wild and removed the assailant, and a hostage, from their dimension.
>She assumes they having been displaced into Equestria, and with the little information Sunset had given you two years ago, when their Twilight first used magic, this could be entirely possible.
>The though part was the following.
>Interdimensional politics.
>She wants to send some people to retrieve them.

>>27687968
why do I even write this?
Is this fun?
it's not
but I want my story to be somewhat realistic
oh the pains of a writer

>>27687968
>Equestria has no extradition treaty with Earth, nor does it allow foreign military operations in its borders.
>Celestia had always made sure Equestria was a save haven for those mistreated in their home country.
>And you allowing it once would only open the floodgates for every other country to want the same thing.
“The answer is obvious, but why does everything have to have gotten so complicated after I became a princess!?”
>“It’s quite the dilemma you have...”
>Starlight Glimmer had approached you while you were in thought, surprising you with her hooves on your shoulders.
“Ah~”
>She’s massaging you a little.
>“And you’ve grown all tense again. You shouldn’t stress yourself that much.”
>You look back at her encouraging smile, which you couldn’t help but return.
“I am a princess, these are the things I have to deal with, Starlight. And two peoples lives are on the line her, it has to be solved with utmost urgency.”
>“Yes, but you have informed Celestia and sent out guards to look for them. You can’t do much more until they are found, can you?”
“I can plan what to do once they are found!”
>“I guess so.”
>She lets go off your shoulders again and looks at the book through which you had been in contact with Spitfire.

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>>27687979
There there. It will be alright. I feel your pain. I just wanna draw fight scenes sometimes but gotta have exposition and context so people can understand the chatacter better. For what it's worth you are doing fine.

>>27688012
Tell me about it. Sex scenes, fight scenes and a crap load of details are my problem.

>>27687979
I think you're doing fine. So keep it up

>>27688003
>“Wouldn’t the criminal want to return to his home dimension? Even if he were to be prosecuted?”
“Well, he did gravely injure my counterpart, whose condition is still critical. So legally he could be charged with attempted manslaughter, or... if she does die...”
>You shake your head.
>The possibility of yourself to die in another dimension was surreal.
“He also had taken a hostage and attempted to rob a place using a deadly weapon. His prison sentence can become quite long. No matter how confused he is about his new surroundings.”
>“He is however a very dangerous variable at the moment. That weapon is still with him, we know he was in his own world ready to resort to violence, and he’s probably very confused about what has happened to him.”
>“Nothing is more dangerous than someone who thinks he’s out of options.”
“Yes...”
>You nod and return your attention to the book.
>“It’s not your average friendship problem to solve.”
“No, it’s certainly not.”
>“There’s nothing you can do right now to really further that particular situation. What you can do is further Equestria’s relationship with that other dimension.”
>Your eyes light up.
“You’re right!”
>You dunk your feather into the ink again.
“It’ll not be a military operation on Equestrian ground if we simply invite them for diplomatic purposes...”
>Then you began to write your next message to Spitfire.

>>27688008
>>27688021
>>27688012
thanks guys, It's just frustrating to wiggle my way through the politics of it all with a 'yeah, that could be like that' feel to it rather than just solving our problem deus ex
By now I think I've gone too deep into that with too many open questions.
I wanted to write something simple, but got quite complicated.

>>27688379
It's no big deal, at least you're not me. I rewrite some of the parts when it's not good.

>>27688379
>>27688392

At least I now know that I'm not the only one here who goes off the deep end.

My next update is on the realms of 10+ posts and is not done yet. It's the third draft.

I don't know how you do this every day.

>>27688424
>It's the third draft.
I just write and hope for the best. Only spellcheck what the program tells me
That's why my style is fugged at times

>tfw trying to write
>tfw life keeps shoving its dick in my mouth
c'mon, this isn't fair... I just want to make something...

>>27689325
>tfw trying to write
>tfw the idea is stupid and it gets scraped

>>27689371
Well, what is the idea?

>>27689420
A diary gets stolen and theres a shadowgame about it
The premise just seemed overused and i quit halfway. Trying to rethink it now

>>27689544
I'd say go with what you think is best

>>27689544
I just want to see people banished to the shadowrealm and how fluttershy manages it

>>27681602
>Be a very happy Anon.
>No, you didn’t get lucky but you had a nice and quiet week.
>There wasn’t any robberies, muggings or even bad guys trying to kill you.
>Just some homework, school and friends.
>.......
>You should get a hobby.
>Well you just closed your locker after grabbing your bag.
>Making your way outside, you’re greeted with the crisp fresh air and nice warm sunlight.
“At least it’s the weekend. Nothing could go…..No, not gonna say that.”
>You’re not superstitious, but if you say it then bad things will happen.
>They always do.
>Well you just left school so all you need to do is go home and relax.
>As you walk, you see Twilight walking just ahead of you with her nose in a book.
“Hey, Twilight.”
>She looks up from her reading and turns to see you, while giving you a small wave.
> “Hello Anon. How are you?”
“Not bad. Just glad that it’s the weekend.”
>As you get closer to her, she frowns at your answer.
> “Anon, you should know that we go to school to learn to improve ourselves.”
>You hold up your hands in mock surrender.
“Woah, calm down Twilight. I just meant it’s nice to have a day to relax since I joined your little group.”
>She blushed a bit, realizing her mistake.
> “Sorry Anon, it’s just Rainbow goes on and on about how school should be a shorter time and only last 2 days a week.”
>You shake your head, knowing that while Rainbow was pretty smart but lazy as well.
“Sounds like her. I’m just glad to have some time to myself. I want to finish reading one of my books.”
>Twilight smiles, knowing she has another friend who likes to read.
> “Oh which book are you reading?”
“I’m reading Way of Shadows by Brent Weeks. It’s about an assassin with no friends as he deals with his life.”

>>27690344
>Twilight looks a bit thoughtful at the sound of the book.
> “Is it any good?”
>You shrug while looking at her.
“Just started it, but it’s interesting. So what’s going on?”
> “Just gonna head home and meet the girls in a bit.”
>You groan a bit.
“You gonna need me?”
>She giggles at you punches your arm very lightly.
> “We’ll be fine, so just go home and relax.”
>You give her a one armed hug causing her to blush a bit.
“Thanks Twilight, I better get going before I’m dragged into some crazy thing.”
>You let go of hug as you walk away.
> “Bye Anon. Maybe we can hang out sometime?”
“Sure. I’ll see you later.”
>You walked away while waving at her.
>While walking you decided to stop by the bookstore before you go home.
> “Hey, you.”
>You just continue on walking, as there’s no way someone’s calling you.
> “Hey, don’t walk away.”
>Anyone could be walking away from this person.
>But just to be sure, you walk a little faster.
> “Hey wait up. I just want to talk.”
>You look behind you and see a familiar girl with green hair.
>Ok now you’re running away from this person.
>You’re bumping into people with them cursing at you all the while you run.
>Running across the road, you go the opposite way from your house.
>You pass by the bookstore and the hardware store as you tried to lose your pursuer.
>It took you five minutes to find a place to hide, but you found one in the park behind the tool shed.
>You look around the sides for any sign of the green hair psycho.
>Glancing around the corner of the shed, you couldn’t see any green haired girls.
“Ok I’ll wait here for a few minutes and then I’ll go home. Hopefully there won’t be any other surprises.”
>You feel something wrap around you and squeeze you a bit.
> “Surprise.”

>>27690370
>You couldn’t tell what happened next but it felt like you were forced through a tube and you weren’t behind a shed now.
>You were face down on a wooden floor as you heard some footsteps coming towards you.
>Raising your head, you see three familiar girls and one unknown blue haired girl in a black bodysuit.
> “Hey girls, I found him.”
>You turn around to see the green haired girl as she started to strip her clothes as her armor was forming.
>The flaming girl claps her hands as she flies towards the green armored girl.
> “That’s great. I hope he didn’t give you any trouble.”
>She glares at you and frowns.
> “Cause if he did then he’ll be gone before he knows it.”
>The blue haired girl looks at you in disinterest.
> “You sure this is the right guy, cause he doesn’t look like much.”
>The other two just look at you while Fault Zone blushed in embarrassment.
> “It’s him. I remember his face.”
>You rise to your feet as your arm is coated in lightning as the green haired girl gets in front of you with her hands raised.
> “Woah dude, calm down. We’re not gonna hurt you.”
>You raise your eyebrow but don’t lower your arm.
“Really, you’ll have to forgive me if I don’t believe you.”
>The hooded girl just sighs and steps forward while her arms were crossed.
> “While you don’t trust us, we really aren’t gonna hurt you. …..Well most of us.”
“And what do you girls want then. I’m sure it wasn’t for an ice cream social.”
>The green haired girl and the blue haired one were snickering as the others were looking bored.
>Fault Zone sighed as she walked over to you.
> “We really do want to talk. You see after your fight with Paragon-”
“I’m guess the one who teleported me here.”
>You can see her smile as she waves at you.
>Fault Zone gets annoyed and extends a spike in a threatening manner.
> “Yes that’s her. Listen the reason we brought you here was to ask you to join the Shadowbolts.”

>>27690385
“What?”
> “We want you join us. With your power and combat skills, we could be a force to be reckoned with.”
>You give her a blank look as you point to yourself.
“Did you forget who I hang out with?”
>The Wink shrugs at that and looks at you.
> “We know but with your absorbing powers, we could have one of the most powerful members in our group.”
“What is it with everyone wanting my powers?”
>Paragon looks at you like you suddenly grew two heads and sang show tunes.
> “Dude, it’s better to have a teammate who can destroy everything than have them as an enemy.”
>Fault Zone clears her throat as she glares at Paragon.
> “While not the words I would use but she got it right. It’s better if we have you as a friend than an enemy. So we want to ask, no we beg that you join us.”
“What?”


That's all for today. So what do you think?

>>27690538
Definitely interesting
The girls and Celestia haven't exactly "Wowed" Anon (besides Sunset), so it'll be fun to see if he's tempted to the "dark" side

>>27690649
To tell the truth, neither have really wowed him and I have no idea what I'm doing at this point

>>27690681
Take your time to plan your lead's personal conflicts
After all, Anon has no inclination to heroism beyond the ordinary person, so what does doing.... well anything get him?

>>27690739
Don't worry I will but I was thinking he does join but tries to make sure they turn good or at least have some morals

Anyone have a link to the Google doc?

>>27691101
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VzzWeFvQ_ebwLH4d93ZnJclRreaTLaXEAQTzWSRI0Ao/edit#gid=0

This one?

>>27691506
Yes that one. Thank you

>>27691506
I need to update that now

i need more the teacher super hero anon story
i need more of The Apex

>>27692461
I second this proposal.

>>27692461
I want to read more before I pass my opinion

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>"oh Vilhelm."
"vhat?"
>"oh, do you know vuat page ve are on?"
"don't say it Klaus..."
>"ve are..."
"dont.."
>"on.."
"I swear to god."
>"page..."
"nine?"
>"NEIN!"
"im going to kill you Klaus

>>27693273
kek
1AM Post-Wrestling Bump

>>27693700
Second verse (and hour) same as rhe first!

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>>27693273
Wilhelm and Klaus, agents of Hydra

>>27694234
>Wilhelm and Klaus are lying on the ground after recently being beaten up by Captain America, when Wilhelm asks
"Did you get ze number of that bus."
>"Nein."
"I hate you."

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>You will never rub her belly

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>>27694570
>mfw

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>>27694573
>You will never destroy metal gear with her

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>>27694570

I actually don't care for sunset much.

>>27694582
>why even live?

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>>27694570
Superkeaton already did a green of this

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Ok, I'm switching a few little things:
Black text is now the p.o.v character speaking and when more than one other character is part of a conversation I'll try to keep them 'tagged'.
---
>You are Sunset Shimmer, and right now, your spidey-sense just decided to hit you like a sledgehammer.
>What the hell was that?
>The penthouse decorating for the party was going according to Twilight's checklist and the sky was clear.
>You and Pinkie were just riding your Rebel to the nearest convenience store from the Interscholastic race after stopping a rampaging Rainbow.
>The street was practically empty!
>What immediate danger could there be?
>As usual, it's Pinkie what derails your thoughts.

>"You okay there Sunny? You went all shaky-whammy, and your face was like 'Oh my gosh!' and then you kept staring at the sidewalk!"

>Considering you are both wearing helmets, and that you are sitting in front of her that's some impressive perception.

"I'm fine Pinkie, I just remembered that I left a faucet open but today Sunburst comes home early, so no biggie!

>You don't like lying to Pinkie, but part of being Spider-Woman is keeping your secret identity safe, even if that meant lying to your friends.
>Except those that Spitfire told already.
>And even if they were here you wouldn't have told them anyway, not without knowing what the danger was.
>Maybe you just caught some terrible fever that will kick in later or something like that.
>You decide to shift the topic away from you

"So what are we getting anyway?"

>"First disposable cups and tableware, then we call Vinyl and check with Flash through MyStable that we are getting only the good stuff. Twilight took care of everything else yesterday!"

"The cups and forks I get since we started planning for this yesterday, Vinyl for that matter too but what are we checking with Flash exactly?"

>"You know that Flash pulls all the strings of the school via MyStable! So I learned to use that!"

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>>27695468
"You are using Flash to manipulate the school? Why? ...What does he ask for? And why do we need to do that for a party?

>"Sheesh Sunny, do you think I'm evil or something? We need someone to make sure the whole school knows. Also, booze"

"That makes sense. Wait, what about booze and Flash?"

>No kidding guys, Flash was one of the first persons you met on this world, you dated for half a year even, and he was one of the first to forgive you and make friends.
>And he is a goody-two-shoes.
>What does he have to do with alcohol?

>"After tenth grade, almost every party I throw has some dudes smuggling booze in, but for some reason they always ask on MyStable about what to bring, so I started asking Flash to tell them to bring 'the good stuff'. I don't know what it is but it gets the drunkies all doozy and sleepy instead of angry and puking everywhere."

"I thought you were against all that"

>"Meh. I was but some people think it makes parties better, and I couldn't stop the smugglers even when I tried."

"So you settled for damage control?"

>She answers with a defeated shrug and a smile.

>“Yeah, ‘bout that. Why was Dashie trying to throttle Rares?”

>You think for about a minute before answering.

“You have seen how poorly the boys perform at sports in Canterlot High, right?”

>Pinkie gives you a thumbs up, placing her hand in front of your visor.

“DON’T DO THAT!” You shout and she gets her hand off your vision, then you continue. “Rarity convinced her to do as Indigo Zap and go ‘Show some leg’ to motivate Anon and the other runners, and to promise any ‘prize’, but only for impossible results.”

>“What’s with Dashie and imitations anyway? And did it not work? Or it just backfired?”

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>>27695481
“Worked too well, actually. The Wondercolts won every solo race, with the Shadowbolts winning at the relays, but Rainbow went over board flirting with Anon, and did what Rarity told her to way too literally. She promised literally anything if he got an olympic time...” You let the sentence hanging.

>“... And he got it, and now Dashie blames Rares?

“Bingo.”

>“Even I am starting to wonder how this million-to-one chances keep cropping up nine times out of ten.”

“I started wondering that the moment that a cancer-to-superpowers ratio for radiation became necessary.”

>You scan the horizon, and in a rare display of good look, actually find what you look for.

>“Say, do you think Anon will record it? I’ve always wondered if the carpet matches the rainbow drapes.”

"ANYWAYS!, I think I see a Barnyard Bargains Superstore over there." You say, using the roar of the engine to pretend you didn’t hear that.
---
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>One of them, anyway.
>The one native to this world, at least.
>And with your parents out of town (As usual) and Shiny on his government job for the week, you have the penthouse for yourself.
>And as always, you have a thousand dollars in case you 'get hungry'.
>And up to yesterday you would have ordered an Azty-K delivery burrito with a soda and return the rest of the money to your parents when they came home.
>Not today though!
>After telling Sunset and Pinkie, they insisted on throwing a party.
>Mostly Pinkie, anyway.
>You finally relented when they promised to help setting up and cleaning.
>They are right anyways, you need to get to know more people.
>You have been on Canterlot High for a year and you only have seven friends, and barely any acquaintances.
>So you are waiting for Sunset and Pinkie to arrive with the last things to set some snack tables up.

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>>27695495
>As Sunset said, you dressed casually, for it's just a party.
>After googling what defined a good casual ensemble you chose to wear a purple vest over a white shirt, along with a pair of jeans with your emblem on them and a pair of red sneakers.
>After a bit of fussing over your hair you decided to let it loose.
>You give are about to check if the amount of nachos bought was enough when you heard the doorbell ring.
>20:00.
>You can always count in Sunset to get Pinkie somewhere in time.
>You open the door to Sunset, Pinkie and a plastic bag about to burst.
>After a few greetings the three of you set up three snack tables and the sound system for when the DJ arrives.
>Vinyl, as always, had no trouble coming with little preparation time, apparently she keeps her 'gear' in her car, all the time.
>The four of you then manage to get not only the penthouse's sound system rigged to Vinyl's console, but the lights too.
>By the time you are done, it's already 21:00 and the first guests are arriving.

"Thank you girls! This party is going to be perfect! I can't believe nothing went wrong!"

>After saying that you go for a hug.
>You are not lying, you really are excited about this and you really thought the light's rig would have caught fire by now!
>Pinkie returns the hug eagerly, while Sunset hugs you with a single arm, the other keeping her hand on her face.

>"Why did you have to say it, Twi?"

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>>27695519
>You don't know what went wrong.
>You think you are… [pic relatd]
>Hard to know right now.
>You very well may be not.
>Your mouth tastes like velvet, and everything smells green.
>You don't exactly remember what happened.
>Last time you checked, you were on a nice party, talking with Anon on the bathroom giving, him some needed advice.
>Now you are on the trampled husk of a party, pinned down by a table and clutching something on your hand hard enough to hurt your hand.
>And you can see two of SHIELD’s Fledglings team battling a rather familiar black thing on the dance floor.

>Nova and Spider-Woman.
>If anything, you have a nice view of their spandex clad butts.
>Unf.
>They stand in some kind of formation, with Nova intercepting and cutting off the thing’s attacks and Spider-Woman sealing the exits and throwing things at it.

>“I don’t know what this thing is but we can’t let it out of the penthouse! Power Gal and White Tiger are still getting the students out of here. We need ” The spider themed hero says.

>The black thing is different.
>For one, whenever you saw it, if ever, it was different from what it is now.
>Second, it seems to have no plan of attack or tactics.
>You are no expert, but it’s just lashing with tentacles at Nova, who keeps cutting them with her glowing hands and batting Spidey’s furniture away.

>“Don’t worry, I can take it!” Said the helmet clad girl.

>The thing roars, a gaping maw full of inwards pointing fangs revealing a meter long crimson tongue and sprouting more tentacles from it’s back.
>Then it runs at Nova, swinging both arms and at least six tentacles at her center of mass.
>She again cuts everyone that gets too close, but this time the cut ones, instead of retreating, rapidly grow back and overwhelm her, covering her body in wriggling black tentacles and drawing her close.

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>>27695523
>“I LIED! I CAN’T TAKE IT!” Nova screams and shuffles in panic, looking at the thing extend its’ tongue towards her. “ I DON’T WANNA TAKE IT! NEED SOME BACKUP OVER HERE!!”

>One of the tentacles produces a REALLY familiar blade and pricks her chin.
>It then gives the cut a long sloppy lick.

>Were it not for the fact that your ribs hurt like hell and that the thing is about to bite Nova’s head off, you would have drawn a comparison between the scene before you and neighponese erotica.
>Alas, girls in skintight suits being beheaded is not one of your fetishes.
>You are pretty sure.
>Then again, horses were not your thing either...

>Anyway, after licking Nova’s chin, the black thing pulls it’s head back and open its huge maw.
>Hey, you were right! It is about to kill Nova in a really messy way!
>Wait. That’s bad.
>You start shiming away from under the table, but you know that even if you can do something, you’ll be too late.
>Where is Spider-Woman?

>“Hey! Why don’t you eat this!” Spider-Woman quips as she falls from the high ceiling with a well placed kick to the things head.

>The black monster is sent flying into a table and buried in Chocolate Creme Twinkies.
>Luckily it was another table on the other side of the room, not the one you are trying to escape.

>Unluckily, on the other hand that meant that Nova was catapulted out of a window at high speed.

>“NOVA!!!” Yells Spider-Woman diving out of the same window, leaving the monster in it’s delicious prison.

>You finally get the table off you to see that you are now alone with a monster on a room with no exits but a window. On the top floor of a skyscraper.

>On the other hand you can finally see that the thing on your hand is your trusty shock baton.

>For all the good that is going to be.

>It worked pretty well last time, though...
>Fuck. You suddenly remember everything. The knife, the goop, the baton and how you got under that table.

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>>27695529
>You are Flash Sentry.
>Owner of the best pony car on the city, self taught mechanic, one of the team who built Vinyl’s and your own, great guitarist and sexually confused young man.
>Your last girlfriend turned to be a unicorn.
>Your last crush turned to be an alicorn.
>The singing girls that flirted with you? Horse Fish.
>That’s even without taking into account the whole dopplëganger business.
>You are taking a break from the dating world right now.
>Still, that is no reason to miss a good party.
>You were having a blast, the music was making both the crowd and the windows dance, the booze flowed in waves of red cups, and the flashing lights made the whole place a giant dance room.
>You barely drank a cup of beer for appearance's sake.
>And you were thankful for it, for while most juniors and seniors were either dancing, passed out and unresponsive (and making Indigo Zap and her speed-tape and markers selling business incredibly rich) or making out, you are sitting on a table with the Rainbooms, plus four sophomores, chatting, making fun of the rest of the party goers and having a good time.
>The only weird thing was that neither Rainbow, Rarity nor Anon were looking each other in the eyes.
>Just now you are reading a text you were expecting.
>You scan the party for the walking gunpowder keg that was a lovestruck teen about to do something that could backfire horribly.
>You spot Cloudy Kicks, leaning on a bookcase and speaking with Spitfire.
>After finding her, it was a matter of finding a broad guy walking that way.
>You quickly type ‘Imprtnt stuff, gt outa tere’ and send it to Spitfire.
>Now all that’s left is seeing if Teddy pulls this off or crashes and burns.
>A good show anyway.

“Look over there guys, this is going to be memorable.” You say, causing the whole table to look where you were pointing.

>“Looks like Teddy is finally making his move on Cloudy Kicks” Says Rarity.

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>>27695545
>“Teddy is going for Cloudy Kicks of all people?” Interjects Rainbow Dash “She is one hell of a winger, but she cheats at everything else. EVERYTHING.”

“The dude has been lovestruck for the whole past year, but a source on MyStable slipped me that Neon Lights was going to ask her for dinner this weekend, so I forwarded it to him.” You clarify. “Without naming the source, of course.”

>“The Winger and the Quarterback of Canterlot High together? It’s almost poetic!” Says Twilight. This Twilight. The hornless one.

>No, wait, she had one too. The one who almost ripped reality apart.

>“She may say no.” Points out Sunset.

>“Whatever happens, my job gets harder anyway.” Replies Rainbow. “She says no and I may lose one of my best offensives on football for a week or more, she says yes and cheats on him, same result or worse. And she may leave the soccer team either way! She has said she only joined to meet hunks!”

>“Ah’d say she got it, look at him, he’s a beefcake!” Says Applejack, with a flushed face that makes it clear she has had the most drinks on the table and a smirk that couldn’t be described with anything less than ‘naughty’ “Ah’d bite it...”

>“APPLEJACK!” Her little sister shouts, now almost as red as her sister. “I’m telling Big Mac!”

>“We get enough crap thrown at us, and ye wanna feed the incest rumors?” The drunken girl says.

>“I can’t get them any worse th’n you crushing on cousin Jonathan!” Applebloom snaps.

>“Dang it Applebloom, he is adopted and you know it!” Applejack retorts.

>The whole table falls silent. Twilight and Sunset are looking nervously at each other, Rainbow Dash is still dripping soda from her spit take, Scootaloo looks like she is hoping for a brawl to start, and Anon looks like he’s ready to bolt out of here.

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>>27695563
>“I know Jonathan. We both lived on the same orphanage, the Moose House for Wayward Children.” Anon quietly says, wiping his face with a napkin.

>“See Sweetie? This is why we are not supposed to drink.” Quips Rarity

>“Party pooper” murmured Scootaloo, pouting.

>“Isn’t it because it’s terrible idea to do anything drunk?” Asks Sweetie.

>“I think the idea is to get the other guy drunk first, so he can refuse your offers.” Says a thoughtful Scootaloo.

>Before any arguments could break you slam your hands on the table.

“I think it would be better to watch other people’s drunken mistakes, right?” you say, pointing at the stumbling football player about to reach his objective.

>That got them to calm down a bit.

>You all watch the unfolding scene with various degrees of interest, starting with Spitfire checking her phone, raising an eyebrow at you and leaving Cloudy alone, followed by Teddy tripping over an unconscious Micro Chips and falling over Cloudy.

“He dun goofed.” You say, and everyone you can see nods.

>“He has yet to tell her anything. It’s not over until everything has been said and done.” To the surprise of every... Apparently only you and Anon, it’s Fluttershy who jumps to Teddy’s defence. “Keep watching”

>You watch as both Teddy and Cloudy get tangled and roll a few meters together, then he says something, and she answers.
>Then he picks her up, hugs her, and they roll another few meters, crashing against a bookcase.

>“See?” Says a very smug Fluttershy. “It’s like you never watched a romantic comedy.”

>As the girls start a new, less serious bickering about movies, you watch as the unconscious Micro Chips, is being taped by Brawly Beats, Sandalwood, and Thunderbass to the ceiling.

“I need to get Micro Chips down from the ceiling. Sandalwood seems to be too drunk to remember that the poor guy has vertigo.”

>>27695587
fantastic

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>>27695587
>“I’ll help you.” Says Anon, springing suspiciously fast from his seat next to Scootaloo, and walking towards you.

“Fine by me, we are gonna have to lower him back to the ground.”
>The two of you leave the table and go for the corner of the room, where one of the picked clean snack tables was repurposed as a platform to reach a low part of the ceiling.
>By the time you arrive, Micro Chips looks like the victim of a giant airport spider, taped in a gray cocoon with his back on the ceiling.

>Both you and Anon climb up on the table, and start pulling at the tape to no avail.

“Well, it seems they dropped their wallets with Indigo Zap. This is Speedtape, we don’t have a chance to rip it. We’ll need to cut it.”

>Before you could look around for any particularly sharp fork Anon speaks.

>“Here.” Says Anon, handing you a fucking big knife.

>As in, ‘How did you carry that without anyone noticing’ big.’

“Why are you carrying something like this?” You ask, taking the knife anyway.

>It’s a solid piece of of reddish metal, with crossguard and a spiral hollow handle.
>All in all, it looked old.
>Still, it proves good enough to slice the tape, letting you and Anon lower the drunken techie to the table.
>As anyone who has ever seen him, he is very light, you could have done this alone.
>So you turn back to Anon.

>“Uh… Oh! That thing, I got it back at my old orphanage, a lanky man gave it to me, I use it to choose in hard decisions, but it’s more kind of... My lucky charm I guess?” Anon says, followed by “AndIneedadvice.”

>You slap Micro Chips awake and answer.

“What?” You actually understood, you have shared classes with Pinkie Pie for years, but you are not mocking him. If he isn’t just spilling spaghetti and actually wants your advice he needs to get his shit together.

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>>27695624
>“So you’ve known the girls for longer than I have, right? Of course you have I have been here for barely a week...” Anon rambles. And while he does so you guide him to the penthouse’s main bathroom.

>So you left Micro Chips groaning on the table, but he’ll be fine… Sure.

>The bathroom it's huge. Bigger than some restaurant restrooms even, but you came here because you know it’s soundproof.

>“...And then I barely know Rainbow and the Crusaders, and you are the only guy I’ve talked with, so I wouldn’t like to bother you, but then Rarity did a thing, I think, I mean Scoots said she did, but Zap says she wouldn’t but I think she did, and then…” Anon spills before you stop him.

“Okay. In English and at human speed this time.”

>He turns on a faucet and splashes some cold water on his face.
>Had he been drinking?

“So… What did you wanted to speak about?”

> “Rainbow Dash promised anything if I got under ten seconds. I did.”

“That’s why the three of you wouldn’t look at each other, then.” You say as you piece it together. “Sweet, as long as you don’t walk up to her with a bottle of lube or anything like that. Any ideas?” You ask.

>You have now an idea of what and why he is asking you.
>On one hand he could get away with whatever he wants with a… girl.
>You are sure the moment you praise her looks or something, she will be working with aliens or something. Such is your life.
>Or he could fuck up this badly and end up as some kind of idiot.
>Or he could blow his chances with her.
>If he actually fancies her, anyway. You are as far from being a love guru as it’s possible.

>He splashes more water on his face.
>Wasn’t that faucet closed?

>“Not really. I think it’s kind of a genie problem for me, every idea I think of is then followed by each way I can imagine it backfiring.” Anon says, closing the tap again.

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>>27695637
“Okay, first things first. What are you shooting for? Do you want a relationship or are you just chasing tail?”

>“That’s the problem! I barely know her! She is my friend for a week, cheering me up and helping me settle in and then she goes and starts flirting with me!” He says, once again closing the tap.

>That’s... weird. You are starting to think that tap may be mocking you

“That sounds like a crush to me.” You say “Rainbow’s last crush was Burns, and solely based on the fact that he can catch a fly ball without looking up.”

>“Burns? as in Heath Burns? The guy who carries a blowtorch in his fanny pack and can’t barely write in english? How?” Anon asks.

“He is strangely good at sciences and maths. His explanation was ‘trigonometry’, and that killed the crush.” You answer, then follow with a question of your own. “How do you know him, anyway?”

>”He was burning an english test on the school hall.” He answers with a shrug.

>That's Heath Burns all right.

“Dash has a thing for athletes, and you just proved yourself! You’ll be fine.”

“Just ask her out. Even if it doesn’t work you won’t lose anything, and if it does, you may find the answer to one Canterlot High’s greatest mysteries within the year.”

>“What?” He asks, closing again the shaking tap.

“You know, at least half the school wants to know if it’s rainbows all the way...”You cut your answer short. “GET DOWN! NOW!!”

>You get on the ground and cover your head.
>He looks confusedly at you for less than half a second before doing the same.

>The faucet is shaking. Not like a clogged one should, but more like the time Burns and Napalm tried to blow up a toilet and the pressure busted all the pipes on the bathroom.

>And just like that time, the whole sink shoots off the wall, sailing over both of you and shattering against the backwall, blowing a white cloud of dust and scattering porcelain shards everywhere.

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>>27695654
>An instant later, there is water pouring from cracks on the wall, the pipe that was once connected to the faucet is pouring black sludge all over your back, and you have a terrible ringing on your ears.

>“Twilight’s dad is going to kill us...” You faintly hear Anon say from the ground.

“You are assuming Shining won’t get to us first.” You say as you stand up, trying to calm him down.

>Heck, to calm yourself down, that was dangerous, you could have been hurt.
>You look at your arm and wince, you are bleeding.
>You have been hit by a piece of porcelain shrapnel, luckily the fragment is lodged on your jacket.
>It’s just a flesh wound.
>You pull the bloody red bit and throw it to the ground.

“Let’s just get out of here and tell Twilight what happened.” You say as you try to leave, but Anon must be hugging your leg.

>You turn your head to face him.
>He is standing and pointing his orange-red knife at you, as if to attack.
>You immediately dig your shock baton out of your jacket with your right hand, turn it on, and point back.
>Did he do all this to kill you?
>Why?!
>You don’t have much, and you have always made an effort on not making enemies.

>“That wasn’t me! Look down!” Anon says, lowering his knife slightly, pointing now at your leg.

>You look instead at the broken mirror next to the burst pipe.
>The black goop is slowly climbing up your leg.
>You poke it with your left hand.
>It feels like warm rubber or a soft abused car tire.
>The goop shivers and trembles.
>Then it engulfs your hand and starts RACING up your body.

>You let out a roar, and stab it with your baton.
>The shrill and girly scream was from the goop, obviously.
>Not the other way around.
>If you leave this place alive, you are making sure Anon tells the truth.
>The goop retreats off you and pulls back into a pillar larger than you, with white eyes and a gaping maw full of jagged teeth.

>>27695660
>Right between Anon and you.

“RUN!!!” You shout as you bolt for the exits.

>”Angry, agonizing, cruel, bitter, furious, cheated, mean!” You hear Anon… Scream?.

>You look over your shoulder to see Anon kneeling on the wet ground, one hand clutching his head, the other trying to reach the knife laying on the ground besides him.

>”HURT! VIOLENT!! DIVIDED!!! SPITEFUL!!!! EMPTY!!!!! RAGING!!!!!!” Most definitely screaming, that is as clear as pain gets.

>The toothy pillar of doom looks at you and Anon and you freeze.
>It ignores the both of you to pick up the bloody piece of porcelain from the ground and eats it.

>You may very well die for doing this, but you run past the black pillar and check on Anon.
>He is pale, his pupils are shrunk, he is not blinking and is muttering to himself what appear to be emotions.
>This is bad.
>But hey, he managed to pick up his lucky charm.
>That has to count for something, right?!
>You quickly throw him over your shoulder on a very sloppy fireman’s carry and run for the door.
>When you are just about to open the door, the black thing lunges at you, throwing you like a ragdoll through the closed, solid wood door and into a table, ramming Micro Chips on the way.
>This time an entire party heard you scream, but you are more worried about the cracking on your ribs and back.
>The last thing you see before everything went black was Anon trying to crawl away from the black ooze slowly covering him.
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Ok, I'll stop for now.

As always, comments, critics, thoughts?

>>27695611

Thanks.

>>27695529
>mfw Klyntar's fetish are tentacles.
What's wrong with you m8?

>>27695677
dear gawd
almost too much to post after and steal you the last spotlight

>>27696024
nevermind

>>27688037
“I still can’t believe you held a loaded gun to my head!”
>“For like the hundredths time, I didn’t know there were still bullets in it.”
“Yeah, well, next time we rob someone give me the gun and I hold it against your stupid head.”
>“I’m sorry. I know I messed up.”
“Fine, whatever. Not like we have more important things to deal with.”
>“You mean, like, us being horses?”
“YES, I MEAN LIKE US BEING FUCKING HORSES!”
>Be Lyra, and be pissed.
>You had to acquire a certain amount of money by illegal means.
>It was sort of an initiation rite for the people you want to work with, as your father had already before you.
>A show of your flexible morals and creativity.
>Okay... robbing convenient stores isn’t exactly creative, but you needed the money to fund your other projects.
>And you only got together with that loser of a boyfriend because he was easy to manipulate and does as you bid.
>He was just another tool of the trade for you.
>And he’s by no means unattractive. Not just anyone would do as your slave.
>You had a nice run, actually...
>That was until you got thrown into some Saturday morning cartoon world where you are a talking horse of the color of the dress you last wore and have a rod sticking out of your forehead.
>Because that seems normal.

>>27696076
>You reach the top of a hill, the highest point you see around.
“There, civilization.”
>Well, it’s houses.
>Something you’d find on a Christmas postcard, minus the snow.
>Not an actual village of the twenty-first century.
>Fuck knows what’s going on.
>“Oh finally.”
>He wants to gallop toward it, but you stop him with a shout.
“Stay right here, you moron.”
>“Wha-? What did I do this time?”
“We’re colorful talking horses. I’m a unicorn and you’re a fucking pegasus.”
>You prance around, feigning to behave how you believe a horsey meant to sell merchandise to little girls would.
“Odds are people COULD FIND THAT A TAD STRANGE!”
>You shout the last words.
>“Oh, yeah... I mean I guess...”
>Why wouldn’t this get through his stupid skull?
“We’re going to lay low and see what those are up to. And, you know, what kind of species inhabits this village.”
>You look at him.
“You could have figured that if you weren’t so fucking stupid, Flash.”

>>27696081
At how many protagonists or PoV holders am I now?
Anon, Sunset, Spitfire, Human!Twilight, Pony!Twilight, and Lyra?
That's six!
That's as many as 3 Twos, and that's terrible.

>>27696092
At least you’re not Lex Luthor. Good job though, liking it.

>>27695677
Damn, that’s a lotof posts and it's getting real interesting. I'm guessing Venom shows up soon

>>27696092
untitled 7 has to narrate, so he writes six point of view holding characters. That's 2 times 3. And thats green writing.

>>27696122
Why are you guys talking about math?

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>>27696837
newfag detectet

Gonna be dead today
Sorry

>>27695677
Fuck, you made a likable flash. Color me impressed.

>>27697003
rest in pepperoni

>>27697306
I looked at him past the waifuwars and saw a nice guy with terrible luck. The kind of character that makes for a nice Ron Weasley-like character. But you know, usefull.

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>>27697369
NO CHILL
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>>27697369
and here I am, continuing with the flashabuse

>>27697470
I needed a Flash, so I used Flash.

>>27697638
what kind of sense does that make?

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>>27697670
What kind of sense DOESNT it make?

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>"oh ve are back!"
"vhat are you going on about now Klaus?"
>"just the fact ve are back again herr Vilhelm."
"back? ve never left. Ve are still here!"
>"indeed, we are still here. But... where IS here Herr Vilhelm?"
"at our post?"
>"on..?"
"On?"
>"our post, is on..."
"KLAUS I SWEAR TO GOT"
>"OUR POST IS ON PAGE NEIN!"
>"Vilhelm?..."
>"Vilhelm where are you going?"
"To find something to beat you with Klaus.."

Want reasons should they give Anon to join in my green? Trying to give a reason why they want him and all I'm thinking of was conecting them to a small time enemy from earlier.

>>27698324
Kek

>>27698591
Sorry meant to say could someone give me a reason.

>>27698591
join who? The shadowbolts? Isn't he a good guy? Betrayal by shield would be a good reason I guess.

>>27699353
Was going more for the Shadowbolts themselves wanting Anon to join them.

Gonna have something tomorrow

>>27699829
Give him a financial hole. Something that makes 'I'll better punch a hole on that bank.' look like the best option.

>>27696117
From the context of the post, given that it starts off with a Venom-like character battling Spider-Shim and the girls, and in the flashback, Flash blacks out as the "black goop" covers Anon...

We ARE seeing Venom... and Venom is Anon.

End of 13-hour shift bump

>>27697670
Flash Sentry is Flash Thompson in my story. Kinda.

>>27700841
wish I thought of that...

>>27700841
>>27701001

>...
> *Deletes 6 pages*
jk. I'm still using Flash as Flash.Bu I AM deleting those pages. I can read the sleep deprivation that wove those words.

>>27701059
>>27701001
... I just thought it was obvious...

>>27702238

hello?

>>27703163
It's me

>>27696081
>We return to our regularly scheduled being of Anon, this is a self-insert greentext after all.
>Be in therapy.
>Hits a little close to home on that self-insert, doesn’t it?
>“You seem to have a lot on your mind.”
“You seem to be very observant, you could do this for a living.”
>Dr. Zecora chuckles.
>“I start then.”
>She shifts some papers.
>“It says here you were raised by your aunt.”
“Yes, I had no father figure growing up, someone from whom I could learn how to treat women, either by advice or by mimicking him. Which means I’m very insecure about my masculinity.”
>If you continue like that you break your sarcasm gland.
>She smiles.
>“Continue please.”
“Hmm?”
>“You’re insecure about your masculinity. What makes you say that?”
“I- err... What? Nothing.”
>“Have you not brought it up for a reason?”
“I... was just being sarcastic.”
>You sigh.
“You mean I’ve brought that topic up subconsciously?”
>“Hmm... I don’t know. You tell me.”
>You grind your teeth.
>You don’t have any insecurities about your masculinity.
>“How’s your sex life?”
>You may have some insecurities about your masculinity.
“I- uhh... fine. I just got a... a girlfriend.”
>“It’s not going as you hoped?”
“Look, what has this to do with me being a superhero? Doesn’t Flim want me to do my thing out there?”
>“Anyones life needs balance. As a ‘superhero’ I guess you have to make a lot of moral decisions affecting the lives of others. Wouldn’t it do good to have your own life balanced and as you want it?”
“I guess...”
>Zecora waits.
>You bite your lip.
“So- uhm... My girlfriend, she’s...”
>You close your eyes.
“How confidential is this all?”
>“As any doctor-patient confidential agreement. Only if you would threaten to kill someone or yourself I’m allowed to alert the proper authorities or call your emergency contact.”

>>27703193
>“And even then I will not reveal your motivations or what you have gone through to come to the conclusion that any life is worth taking, only the means by which I can save said life.”
>You ponder about this for a bit.
>“I’m certainly not going to gossip about your relationship, Mr. West.”
>You give her a weak smile.
>“And the branch you plan to go into, super-hero work, involves secrecy. Keeping your own identity a secret is nothing uncommon. Only the identities of the Wonderbolt’s Core team are known.”
“I guess so.”
>“Now I hope you can trust me enough to tell me what’s on your mind.”
>You look away.
>You don’t even know yourself what had been wrong.
>“Well...”
>Where the hell do you start?
>“Tell me about your girlfriend then. What’s her name?”
“Sunset, Sunset Shimmer. She...”
>...
>You assume Flam had known about Spider-Woman’s identity, but who in the company knew about it too?
>You observe Dr. Zecoras reaction.
>She only has her head tilted, waiting for you to continue.
“I’ve...”
>...watched her from afar for a long time.
>What do you say?
“We go to college together. We... both come from Canterlot, but went to different schools and haven’t met until, well, college.”
>Anything that follows is seriously weird, even if you’d tell her Sunset’s Spider-Woman.
>But there still is a chance that she already knows that.
>You sigh.
“Spider-Woman moved her city at the same time as us. Canterlot to New Yoke. And Sunset has the same built as she does, so I had a hunch.”
>Dr. Zecora adjusts herself in her seat a little.
“I followed it up and found out a few things, like the first sightings of Spider-Woman, and how that might have come to be, until I was rather sure Sunset is Spider-Woman.”
>You look up to her.
“Did you know already? Because I think a few did find out after Flam... Well, you know.”
>She shook her head.
>“I knew she was a student of Canterlot High, but not her identity.”

>>27703204
>You nod.
“Well... I can probably guess now that I dress up as a spider and made that suit to impress her.”
>You fake a laugh.
>“No, Mr. West. I usually don’t make assumptions. I wait for you to finish your story and then ask anything that is unclear. So you did try to impress her?”
“Yeah...”
>You bite your lip again.
>How do you tell this story?
>Argh.
>“So how did you approach her first?”
>Damn, that’s awkward.
“Actually... I didn’t. I’ve waited until... I had the suit to like... make a good first impression, but we both know how that went.”
>“I do not. I only knew you were injured, and that Spider-Woman and another super powered individual were involved.”
>Great, now you have to tell that story.
“Well, I messed up, okay? I entered the stage and I was swept away by that guy’s first attack before I even knew what was going on.”
>Dr. Zecora gestures you to continue.
“But this time you know what happened next. I got hospitalized, escaped, shed my skin, and let my HYDRA-given healing factor do it’s work.”
>You have to keep yourself from giving nervous tells.
“So the next day my skin I took some painkillers. The good ones. I then went to classes and without thinking, sat myself next to her.”
>“Next to Sunset Shimmer?”
“Yes. Next to Sunset.”
>“Is it then where you had your first civilian conversation?”
“Yeah... I mean, I knew she was Spider-Woman. But she didn’t know I knew. And neither did she know that I was the loser from the day before.”
>Dr. Zecora nods and gestures you to go on again.
“I mean... I was smack out of it on painkillers, but apparently that brazen flirting style of drugged-out-me works on her, because I’ve secured a lunch date.”
>You lose yourself in thought.
>How did you manage to do that? What happened that first day?
>“Did she live up to your imagination?”
“Hmm? What?”

>>27703217
>“Sunset Shimmer. The girl behind Spider-Woman’s mask. You must have imagined what she’s like? You wanted to impress her after all.”
“Oh- I- Well...”
>You’re not sure what to say, really.
“I thought you don’t make guesses?”
>“That wasn’t much of a guess, Mr. West. Who wouldn’t fantasize about the girl he’s already trying to impress? The question was more me trying to get you to continue talking.”
>Just natural to fantasize, huh?
“She’s... I mean, I imagined her to be a great person, you know? She’s a superhero. She sacrifices her freedom to helping the innocent and making the world a better place.”
>You pause.
“She’s funny, and clever, and laughs at my stupid jokes, understands retarded memes, like hating on 9gag, and... With all her physical attributes I just have to be careful not to get lost in her eyes.”
>Your smile fades.
>Because when it comes to the land of sex, there be no boners...
>Dr. Zecora seemed patient and waited for you to pick up again. As you didn’t do so she speaks again.
>“You said you had secured a lunch date with Sunset. Was that yesterday?”
“Yeah, I... I don’t know why though. I know Spider-Woman usually goes around to fight crime during lunch too. And I don’t know why she thought I’d be worth it.”
>“Do you think she had to decide between having lunch with you and saving people?”
“I- uhh... yes? I mean, she had to have made that decision, right?”
>“Mhm. And do you now think that the perfect image you have had of her is harmed? That she’s just a person who has her own emotions and tastes as well and is not that exemplary kids-show-hero who never does anything she likes herself, but only thinks of others?”
“You’re saying I’m disappointing that he’s not perfect even if that imperfection makes her hang out with me? At least subconsciously?”
>Dr. Zecora shrugs.
>“I don’t know. Are you?”
>Huh...
>You have had your expectations for her.

>>27703240
>And now that she has such low standards as to have you as a boyfriend that perfection is diminished?
>You shake your head.
“No, that’s not it. Okay, maybe. But we even had a talk about selfishness today. I do know she’s only human, too. That’s not what troubles me.”
>“Then what is?”
>That you were unable to get it up after she was undressing while sitting in your lap.
>You sigh.
“Intimacy...”
>She gives a slow nod.
>“Sexual intimacy?”
“Yeah.”
>“Hmm... You already said she’s your girlfriend now. But from what it had sounded like you only met yesterday and became good friends. And while I certainly saw you having grown fond of her...”
“No, ah... uhmmm... Yesterday.... I jokingly said stuff about how humans... like... find partners, and what that courtship ritual includes, and she went in on it, and uhh... we held hands.
>L-lewd.
“Or at least she held the one which was not obliterated by the explosion, heh.”
>You lift your other hand, still in cast.
>“You’re using humor and sarcasm as a shield to get yourself out of uncomfortable situations. That’s not necessarily bad, but I’d like you to be aware of it.”
>Okay, wow, didn’t need that.
>“So anyway... she... seemed fascinated by simply holding my hand. It’s probably because I’m her first boyfriend ever, even though she’s twenty, maybe twenty one or only nineteen. I mean, she’s also my first official girlfriend, so who am I to talk about late bloomers... I’m drifting off again, aren’t I?”
>Dr. Zecora only shrugs.
>“The stage is yours, you are free to tell me what you’d like, really.”
“mhm... So it was hand holding yesterday. Today... in the morning I think... she wanted me to kiss her. There was like... something in her eyes. But I didn’t do it.”
>“Why not?”

>>27703260
“Why not? Because it would have been way too soon? We kinda said we would want to take it slow. I mean... I think she had already wanted a kiss yesterday at lunch to seal the deal of... being boyfriend and girlfriend. Back then I really didn’t do it because it would have been too soon.”
>You sigh.
“And now you’ll probably want to tell me how different people move at different rates and it’s all just natural, and-”
>“You’re slipping again. Your defense mechanism, Mr. West. And I’m doing no such thing. You’re doing it yourself.”
>How does she manage to make you feel so stupid?
>“You are right though, about people moving at different speeds. But problems only arise if the speed taken doesn’t match your expectations or wishes.”
“Huh... yeah...”
>“Too slow and you feel frustrated, too fast and you’ll get performance anxiety.”
“Performance anxiety?”
>“Like the feeling of being obligated to give performance you’re not ready to give yet, just because you want to please your partner. Which is work and results in stress.”
>Stress...
>It sounds right when she says it.
>“So she wanted you to kiss her? You said ‘you think she wanted to’ so she didn’t inquire it by words?”
“No... she just, like the way she looked at me and... played with her hair. But I didn’t do it.”
>“Did you want to?”
“Did I want to? Yeah, I guess I did, but... it didn’t feel right then. I mean. The atmosphere was wrong in the classroom and we did just... we had said to take it slow.”
>“Mhm.”
>Dr. Zecora nods.
>“Do you think the atmosphere being unfitting is just an excuse?”
“Huh? What would it be an excuse for?”
>“I think you’re looking for a way to reason why you didn’t kiss her then? With the two arguments of ‘your want’ versus ‘your word of taking it slow’. That you have to come up with another argument to reason why you didn’t kiss her.”
>What?

>>27703280
keep it up

>>27703280
“Are you saying... that I fabricate a reason so I wouldn’t have to kiss her?”
>“All the while saying you wanted to, but this and that are the reasons you didn’t.”
>You think a bit.
“No, I... wanted to... want it.”
>“You wanted to want it?”
>She repeats while tilting her head.
“Yeah, I mean... She wanted it and I wanted to-”
>You stop.
>Not because you were stalling, but because you came to a realization.
>Dr. Zecora smiles, having noticed how your tension had eased.
“Performance anxiety. I felt obligated to please her and do as she wishes, but...”
>You don’t know the answer.
>What comes after the ‘but’?
>What’s your reason for not wanting to kiss her?
>And you totally did want to kiss her.
>Just like you would have wanted to fuck her in the afternoon.
>But you didn’t.
>No... You couldn’t.
“There’s something wrong with me.”
>“What makes you say that?”
“I want, but I can’t. Why?”
>“I can’t give you these answers, Mr. West. I can only assist you to find your own.”
>Yeah, you know that piece of psychology.
>“So maybe we should delve into your past. Have you had any relationships before.”
“No, yes kinda. I mean, no.”
>You roll your eyes.
“God damnit.”
>She chuckles.
>“I’m here if you need to talk.”
>Yeah, no shit.
>You sigh again.
“Well, for one there was a childhood friend of mine. Twilight Sparkle... Nothing ever happened, like... we didn’t even hold hands or anything. It’s just, uhh...”
>“Maybe start from the beginning.”
“Yeah. So... We were like the smartest kids around, and ahh... we both had a hard time fitting in, so I guess we took a little solace in knowing there was another who had a similar fate? But even so, we didn’t really talk much even though we hung out around one another in school, or if we’d meet at the library.”

>>27703298
“It’s like we had a silent agreement to not talk to other, and when we were together we had a stronger ‘don’t talk in this area’-bubble around us than if we were alone. Nor would we look like loners. And later when we shared a lab at Crystal Prep there was never the need to say ‘don’t touch my stuff’ or ‘put it back where it belongs’, I just... it fit together.”
>You smile at the memories, but it fades then.
“I think everyone expected us to get together, or that we already were a couple. And in school we usually were put up against one another to thrive the other to greater heights. I don’t know...”
>Dr. Zecora remains silent while you explain.
“So, when puberty hit harder I thought: why not really make her my girlfriend? Everyone else already thinks so anyway. It got really weird then.”
>How to describe this?
“She was... socially even more of a shut in that I had been, and was kinda oblivious to me trying to get to know her better. For her it was probably a breach of our silent agreement. She did agree on going to prom with me then, but ended up transferring schools before that could happen.”
>“Hmm... Did you want to have a relationship with her?”
“Not in anyway as I want to have one with Sunset, no.”
She nods.
>“But similarly you thought you have to live up to someone else’s expectations of you and perform better?”
“I see where you’re going with this, but it is different. Back then that uhh... ‘pressure’ was from everyone else, and I just thought ‘why not’ without really wanting it. This time the pressure is from her, a girl I really really want to be with.”

>>27703311
“I see where you’re going with this, but it is different. Back then that uhh... ‘pressure’ was from everyone else, and I just thought ‘why not’ without really wanting it. This time the pressure is from her, a girl I really really want to be with.”
>“Maybe you just notice this expectation comes from someone else, and as soon as you feel that someone else wants you to do something you defend yourself, because you want to desperately be your own person.”
>“Not just with intimate passion, but with other things too. It was the same the day before yesterday when you were given the opportunity to continue your super hero work and work here. Things have to go the way you choose them for you to accept it. But if it comes from someone else you shut it down.”
>You lean back.
>That was quite something to take in.
>Not necessarily something you didn’t already know, but... were you that bad?
>“I think you have trust issues, and have some paranoia.”
>You chuckle.
“Yeah, well. Duh.”
>“Everyone has that to some degree, but it’s a problem for your everyday life and for your relationship with Sunset Shimmer.”
“Hmm...”
>“And I think we should leave it off here, we are over our time already and I’m sure Dr. Octavia is expecting you.”
>You look at the clock.
>You had talked to her for almost two hours.
“T-There’s other stuff, too.”
>“Maybe on Monday again. For advice to give you now, I suggest you are honest with her. Build trust with her.”

>>27703314
Now, I have no idea why this got so huge. But at least I enjoyed writing it.
As opposed to telling you outside the story about what’s going on with Anon, I’ll have therapy sessions, yay.
Holy fuck, it got long...
I have no idea if anyone will enjoy reading through that pile of fucknothinghappens

>>27696092
I forgot Soarin

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>>27703324
When is the Changeling thing going to go anywhere?

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>>27703324
>mfw this dump is gigantic

>>27703324
I enjoyed reading it, too.

When no one was looking, untitled 7 miscounted seven p.o.v characters. He wrote 7 characters.
That's as many as EQG mane characters.
And that's a prime number you fuckers.

>>27703379
Yes

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>>27703402

>>27703314
delicious relationship talk
it sustains me

>>27703573
New green when keaton?

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>>27704092
When work isn't killing me.
So tomorrow.
Sorry for dragging my feet through the mud.

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And, uh, pre-work bump, I suppose

>>27704110
Don’t worry about it. But you should have something soon

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>>27704457

Hello darkness my old friend...

>>27706833
It's time to meet page 8 again...

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The more I see this thread the catalog, the more I'm intrigued by how this became a general. I'd understand a one hit wonder but this?

Well at least it's not PinkiePool

>>27690538
>You stood there trying to figure out how your life got to this point.
>You had the oddest urge to blame your dad but you push that feeling aside.
“You want me to join you girls, just so you can look better?”
>Fault Zone sighs and began walking towards a decent size table.
> “Please take a seat and I'll explain.”
>You walk towards the table and take a seat as the others do the same.
>Fault Zone puts her hands on the table and leans back a bit.
> “Now that we're sitting, I'll explain why we want you to join us.”
“To make yourselves look better and to get on my good side. Look, can you tell me the real reason why you had rocker girl here looking for me.”
>They all slump their heads forward a bit as The Wink pulls down her hood and looks at you.
> “We really do want you to join us so we can get away from this.”
>Your eyebrow raises as you look around at the place to see cobwebs, the broken furniture and holes in the wall.
“Now why would you want to leave all this behind? This place is full of character.”
>Paragon and the blue haired girl snicker while the others lightly glare at you.
> “Look we need all the help we can get and we’re willing to do anything.”
>Paragon gives you a seductive smile as she looks at you.
> “Yeah, we could have some “fun” if you help us.”
“I have a girlfriend and we’re happy together.”
>Paragon loses her seductive smile and shrugs.
> “Can’t blame me for trying.”
>Solara gives her a pitying look.
> “You gave it your best shot.”
>She then glares and snarls at her.
> “And stop acting like a cheap slut.”
>As the two have their argument, you lean towards The Wink.
“This happens a lot doesn’t it?”
>The Wink sighs as she pinches the bridge of her nose.
> “Yes it does.”

>>27707455
>You pat her on the back.
“You have my respect for dealing with them.”
>You turn back to Fault Zone.
“So you girls are stealing to leave. I get that but what’s wrong with here?”
>She slams her hands on the table.
> “We have people after us and we don’t want to be used by anyone.”
>You look at her in slight interest.
“Who’s after you? I swear this’ll be the second time this happened to me.”
>You said the second part quietly but you had the feeling that they still heard you.
> “We have this scum called Sombra who wanted us as-”
“His own personal harem/soldiers because of your powers. Am I right?”
>They look at you in shock at your answer and they talked at the same time.
> “HOW?!!”
>You cover your ears.
“I’m right here, and I took care of that guy over a week ago.”
>They just stared at you in one of those shocked yet awe kind of way.
>The blue haired girl pointed at you as the shock subsided.
> “You mean to say that you kicked that pervert’s ass.”
“Well he kicked my ass first but he and his home fell in the end.”
>You slap your hand on your face and sigh.
“Yes I beat him, destroyed his home and dismantled his gang. But he mainly took care of the gang part himself.”
>The girls all had smiles on their faces as Paragon jumped at you while wrapping her arms around you.
>Fault Zone clears her throat with a smile on her face.
> “This just proves that you’re the best person to join us.”
>You pat Paragons head as you sigh.
“I'm technically a good guy, I fought a couple of you already and I don't feel like seeing what my superhero friends do to traitors.”
>The girl’s shoulders slump at that.
“Why don’t you girls try being heroes instead if villains?”
>They look at you like your crazy as they yelled at you.
> “OUR POWERS ARE TO DESTRUCTIVE AND THE OTHER HEROES WOULDN’T ACCEPT US!!!”

>>27707467
“Did you even try?”
>They open their mouths to speak but don’t say anything.
“You didn’t even try, did you?”
>They shake their heads negatively.
“Well you all have a lot to think about, so I'm gonna go.”
>You look down at Paragon and tilt her head up.
“You mind getting me out of here?”
>She just nods as you look at the others.
“Well it’s been cool but I'll see you later.”
>You're suddenly back behind the shed as Paragon lets go of you.
>She waves goodbye and disappears from your sight as you begin walking home.
“So much for a quiet day.”


Ok new update and before anyone says anything, let me say one thing.
I wrote this part for a reason as I'm trying to give the Shadowbolts a purpose. So thoughts?