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I miss /souls/

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I miss /souls/
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>>27659347
Did they all go hollow?
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>>27659996
Why wouldn't they
luck build op
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>>27659347
I get it.
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>>27659347
You should have made a thread for it then.
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>>27659996
>tfw burning alive for the sake of future generations
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Bumping with content
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Rekindle the flame
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Not content, but bump
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>>27661291
/thread
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One day... I'll be back. With Souls III
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This is gonna sound weird, but did ds1 get a unflux of people recently? Been seeing a lot more blood on the floor than usual.
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>>27663396
There was recently a "create a DS1 character and fuck around with him" day. Looks like some people kept playing.
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>>27663396
there was a restart day on june 10th with the souls community. everyone wanted to play some souls to try and jumpstart the multiplayer.
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>>27659347
What is the name of this character?
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>>27663485
Maud wearing Havel the Rock's helmet.

I miss You are Havel the rock
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I want green of Siegward guiding and protecting the CMC through the horrible monster ridden world.
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>>27663396
they are playing ds3 now
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You know what, fuck it, I have all day.

I can try streaming some horse-themed souls if y'all want some fun. Might have to reinstall my software since my good rig is a country away.
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>>27659996
It wasn't obvious but I went hollow in DaS3. Looking forward to the lord of hollows ending. What's your favorite weapon? Mine is zweihander, they botched its moveset in 2 but in 3 its glorious.
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Can't beat Dancer on my sl1 run
Someone wake me up from this neverending nightmare
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>>27666321
>What's your favorite weapon?
Black Knight Halberd
Dragon Slayer Spear
or Pure Pyro
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>>27666321
>What's your favorite weapon?
RHH
Also GS with high counter
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>>27666398
Shoot the fuck out of her with a bow when she hits second phase. I used a Light Crossbow on my level 6 run. Don't get distracted by the booty. Also Bloodring is your friend. Good fucking luck on last boss. I wanted to kill myself. Def over 100 tries.
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Seems like the stream works so far. Any volunteers to help me test it out? Should be souls-ready by this weekend. Gonna start off slow with simple games, though, see if my laptop can handle it.

Can't post links, so search on Twitch
>bishop_havel_therock


Also my souls folder is at home so have some remove kebab
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Any good fanfics? I've never visited those threads, as I've only recently discovered how much I love Souls games.
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Anyone need help ds3? Around lvl 96, ng. Anywhere as far as abyss keep
Xbone
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>>27667458
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/175393/pony-souls
This is pretty decent, at least what I've read of it.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/327564/into-the-dark
Currently reading through this one. It's not technically a Dark Souls fic, but it has similar themes and storytelling.
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If this will be our new /souls/ thread, I'll take some drawing requests
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>>27668873
Pinkie Pie and Vinyl Scratch getting down with Ravelord Nito.
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>>27668942
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>>27669313
10/10
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>>27668873
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie Running from a horde of skeletons
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Where's the love for bloodborne in these threads?

It's honestly my favorite of the souls games.
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>>27669469
>bloodborne
>souls game
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>>27669469
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>>27669313
Fucking excellent.
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>>27668873
Siegvard and a slightly battered (but happy) Berry Punch toasting a Siegbrau, with the big demon dude kill in the background.
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>>27664516
I wrote more of the story, but I'm too afraid to post it
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>>27669469
It's a good game story and style wise, but I don't like how they changed combat. Also ps4 - I'm not buying a console for a single game.
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>>27669313
Neato.
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>>27659347
keep it burning /mlp/
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>>27666602
I just had to git gud. Second phase was easier.
This delayed grab with ridiculous hitbox and fuckin undodgeable instant sweep from left hand got me most of the time.
Dying to Oceiros rite now.

>>27669469
Worst PVP of the entire franchise.
Even DeS were better and that's something.
PvE is fun, but Souls is not about PvE.

>>27670405
No.
Yes.
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>>27669892
If you don't post it, i cant argue with other anons about changelings and their social structure.
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>>27670444
I have good winrate with greatscythe, that doesn't mean it's a good weapon.
That's given, shotel and old whip are good.
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>>27670456
>implying changelings aren't a part of a collective hive mind
>implying they aren't created specifically to serve their queen
>implying they would have any down time, between serving their queen and resting
>implying changlings could ever have a social life outside of the hive
>implying they'd know what to do with themselves, even if they could escape the collective
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>>27670485
They arnt part of a hive mind, Anon, that one changeling that kept shape-shifting for pinkie pie shows that they have some semblance of self awareness. Though thats only the drones, maybe other changelings are different with various degrees of self awareness.
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>>27670456
I remember that discussion. That was fun. Still not sure what I was thinking when I wrote that part about how they work. Maybe I'll figure it out someday
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>>27670532
Ah man, that was such a long time ago I only vaguely remember all those theories we were throwing around, but damn was it fun. Did we ever agree on what insect they were most like? I last remember talking about bees and ants.
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>>27670542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA
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Bump
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>>27670436
Stay under Oceiros in second phase, use lightning. I was surprised how easy I found him, even as a level six, after I died two or three times working out a strat.
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ayy lmiau
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>>27666321
>DaS3
>Favorite weapon
Regular broadsword's the only weapon worth a damn in PvE.
In DaS1 it was Zweihander though, picked it up quite early and never stopped using it.
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>>27671314
There are plenty of good weapons for PvE in both DS1 and 3.
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OTP
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>>27666321
Great Sword
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>>27671639
Fuck! That's supposed to be Farron Great Sword.
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Allrighty, let's a real live stream going here.


Now Playing: Dank Souls III: Return of the Streamfag

For the next few hours I'll be displaying to the deprived horsefuckers of the world how mediocre I am ad Dark Souls.

Search up "bishop_havel_therock" on Twitch and join us.

So, to start this off we need to pick a horse to model our character after.

Post your waifu, and if the dubs allow, I'll remake her in the Souls character creator.
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Aha, i knew after many a lonely journey I would come across my fellow unkindled once more, seeing you all is rare now-a-days but to be in your company is a great pleasure. a 4chan firelink shrine if you will...

I hope i haven't missed too much art apart from the new ravelord one, I've been away at work far too long to be able to actually do anything productive both ingame or on this thread.

we can still survive my friends, our numbers are definitely still strong yet we just have a lack of presence for people to actually OP the thread once it's up with the right support we can stand our ground for awhile so never give up hope. LONG MAY THE SUN SHINE!

>>27668873
Well... if it's not too much to ask of a good friend such as yourself could you draw Eygon of Carim towering over Fluttershy as she trys to tend to Irina bonus points if you add Discord standing over Eygon
That is if you are up for it. and thank you in advance.
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>>27670521
>implying bees and ants don't have decision making skills outside of the hivemind
>implying this wasn't for the good of the colony
>implying this wasn't a direct order from the queen
>implying this won't lower the pony defenses and allow for another attempted invasion
>implying that even if a drone could think outside of the hivemind, it would leave it's entire family, life, and colony just to be your friend

Holy shit, you can't make this level of autism up! I hope you're good at giving hoof massages because, cuckfriend, that's all you'll be doing once the queen takes over and you're left completely friendless.
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I miss the diamond dogs threads
These types of diamond dogs
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Have you guys heard Vaati's 'hollow' music video yet, I really think it's a great powerful piece, physically it may not seem much but if you contemplate just exactly what you've been through in all 3 souls games and especially Dark souls 3 where you had no past apart from being unkindled ash it makes you really feel for your character both new and old I think if he / she contemplated what they did / were before they became who they were they would break down into tears realising that they physically cannot remember their past
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so, how fares the thread today? Done anything souls related in particular?
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>>27669469
I love the fuck out of BB, I think I enjoyed it more than Souls 3 Tbh

>>27673758
I enjoy thinking about what it must feel like to go Hollow and how your character might struggle with it, but I've always found Vaati's music commissions to feel too melodramatic for my tastes. They're not bad, but they don't quite speak to me. I've always more liked the original song he commission, Lordvessel

>>27674965
Played a week ago with my m8, and we played long enough to get through Anal Londo but he rage quit when Aldrich beat him once. That boy ain't got the patience for Souls games, I carried him that whole way too.
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>>27671314
>broadsword
Too damn short for me. Zwei in 3 is almost identical to 1, that's why I'm using it. Also great club is pretty fucking great, I used it before I went full 27/40 for refined Zwei.
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>>27664572
>green of Siegward
Do you mean of Catarina?
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>>27675261
of coursh!
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>>27676329
so, anon in onion armour?
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>>27676357
No anon in dragon slayers armour he won it in a match of rock paper 20 inch horse cock
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>>27676564
REQUEST FULFILLED. RETURNING HOME
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Do you love your mlp waifu more or your souls waifu

Which ONE would you save from a phantom invader
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>>27677682
>having more than one waifu
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>>27669892
Fucking do it, that's my favourite green.

Speaking of dead greens, I really like the direction of http://pastebin.com/GkqYcZRJ but it will never get updated

>>27677682
My heart will only belong to Maughlin in full faggot mode
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Whatever happened to that OC cleric pony she was a qt, I miss her cute hijinks
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>>27673173
>Implying I'd want a cheese leg as a friend.
As much as i like changelings as a beast, they are literally parasites. That'd be like wanting a leech attached to you, and in most cases a doppelganger exposing itself would definitely be a bad thing.
I don't really think it was a direct order from the queen, considering she was preoccupied with the sun princess. There's just no good reason to give such a ridiculous order to just a single changeling, or rather there's no reason to give such an order to any changeling especially if the goal is subjugation and not befriending.
Id also argue that there was no need to lower their defenses for another invasion due to rhe queen being fairly certain she had completely won.
Though I'll concede on the bee and ant thing. I don't remember shit about em beyond how their caste is structured.

>>27677682
>More then one waifu
Though if it was between my favorite hoers or souls gal I'd have to save Yuria, the witch. She's already been through so much, she deserves saving.
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could someone ponify this picture
f-for science
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>>27679051
Why is the dragon convenient versions of dragons so humanoid your either a fucking dragon or not mang
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/souls/ is a really game to play during the hiatus
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>>27680872
>Unicorn with a soul greatsword on it's head
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
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>>27681162
>you will never be decapitated by a greatsword unicorn horn.

damn...
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I want to see a Fluttershy in full Havel + Iron Flesh who tries to take it "safe before sorry" but panics when she realizes she can't roll away from any attacks.
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>>27668873
If you have a lot of time and patience I know from your looking glass knight piece how awesome you are so I was wondering if you ever watched Rainbow Rocks do you remember that big friendship-pegasus which destroyed the dazzlings, yeah that huge thing, that firing it's friendship lazer against the Soul of Cinder fighting back with his very own Soul Stream beam.


I know it's a huge damn request and just reading this would be a great honour but I think that right there would be a battle of the millennium the definition of two worlds colliding, the strongest weapon Equestria can muster against the embodiment of our past characters all fused into one form after thousands of years with more power and knowledge imaginable.
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Goodnight /SiE/ I hope you survive in my absence if not while we're in hiatus we should definetly host more threads again like the good old days
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>>27672728
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>>27685140
nice as always
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>>27678744
I was focusing more on drawfagging the last few threads. I can probably write tomorrow though.
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Would you witch beatrice?

http://imgur.com/a/NzlkQ
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>>27685922
Damn all the souls girls look pretty cute it would be very hard to chose one but it would probably be between Beatrice or the brass armour fire keeper as they both seem the loneliest and in need of affection...

the way Oswald and lautrec look makes me think Carim is actually ithryll which wouldn't surprise me actually, after all ithryll is quite a shady place and a slum compared to its neighbouring sky high city, Anor londo
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Off to work bump

Great art work again man beautiful >>27685140
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I really am glad we have our drawfag(s) to help keep the thread going
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Streamerfag where the fuck are you
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>>27680872
>be anon.
>be going to fight the abyss watchers.
>you enter the fog and... there's a blue unicorn there instead.
"Um, hello are you lost?"
>"no the great and powerful triiiiiixe is not lost."
"Well... were is the abyss watcher's?"
>"oh him, he's on his coffee break so the great and powerful triiiiiixe is holding his place for right now.
"Oh, well do we fight? Im gonna be honest i don't feel right fighting a pony."
>"why because you know you'll lose."
"Ok, im over it."
>the fight begins.
>aaaaand you can't move, there is a blue aura around you.
>the unicorn walks right up to you and impale's you with a magic great sword.
>YOU DIED!
>"Victory for the great and powerful triiiiiixe!"
>fuck that horse.
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Trying to do a caestus only run. Im-fucking-possible. How do I do it /souls/
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>>27688758
develop a stand?

Alternatively infuse them shits with raw and have the power of Kratos
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>>27688883
talking of stands DAMN >>27685140
has got that JOJO height and physique, Eygon Kujo?
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>>27688738
Trixie the Inconvenient!

Here to fuck up your Dark souls day / shit
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I hope DS 3 DLC gives us that one NPC invader that makes us think 'not this asshole'
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off to bed /souls/ but i have a question before I go.

An Ember in the world of dark souls 3 is what all great warriors strive for (i'm only kidding) is one of the biggest items in the universe as so little remain as the flames slowly fade into darkness so while very very rare in Lothric what would an Ember mean to a pony / native of Equestria...
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>>27690898
Promise.
Promise of a better day, promise of a better future.
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>tfw no content to bump with
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bamp
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>tfw infinite human skin none beef jerky sex God
>tfw I have to get a shitty ending

Is it worth never going hollow at the cost of linking the flame /souls/?
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Any fashion souls Anon's here?
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>>27694709
I mostly care about stats. But the fire witch set I'm currently wearing is pretty damn fashionable.
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>>27694709
I am into fashion.
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>>27694709
I'd love to go Fashion Souls, but the games are challenging enough that I tend toward taking any advantage I can get.
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>>27694960
>>27694798
I miss that time when I though souls series are challenging…
Now it's fucking… gimmick "no damage" runs or somthing just to keep up with my thirst for challange.
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what are these guy's names again?
who is your favorite pony?
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>>27696066
Oral sex and Smegma?

Favourite poner is pic related
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>>27677682
>Multiple waifus

Degeneracy pls go
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>>27696066
Snorlax and Pikachu
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>>27659347
How I felt when /souls/ died
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>>27677682
What if my waifu is a fantom invader?
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>>27696066
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>>27696066
Dark Moon.
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>>27670436
OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTE
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>>27696620
>having your soulfu and waifu both battle eachother in an attempt to gain your affection
>both go to great lengths to achieve this
It may be degeneracy but it would make some pretty good green when I think about it.
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>>27697085
>harem
>nice green
Nigguh...
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>>27697125
I'm only trying to suggest ideas for possible content in this thread otherwise we will literally consist of bumps and waiting for drawfag to deliver man.

I'm just trying to have fun in a thread which has been gone longer than the lost city of atlantis >having more than one waifu or not Anon can't you just enjoy the thread for what it's about the potential of two universes colliding with either funny hijinks or sad soul crushing darkness destroying equestria.
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>>27696066
Bigstein and Smaulls
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>>27696066
Slim Shady and Fat Joe
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>>27696066
OnlyAfro and SunlightBlade
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Sludging through DS1. SO GRINDY.

Does it get better at least in later games?
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>>27697616
Well I mean in dark souls 2 the only thing your grinding is shards so you can pump up your armour and weps but DS 3 well prepare to die because your armour is un-upgradable but out of all the souls games it's probably the shortest If not toughest so you don't need to grind but get ready to mesmerise every boss's pattern
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>>27697616
The only thing you should have to grind for is armor/weapons if you have your heart set on some kind of cosplay souls or something.
If you're just grinding out souls you're doing it wrong.
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>>27698517
this.
I never actually farmed anything in dark souls
the only time I actually farmed in was fucking demon's souls, that shit is grindy.
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>>27696066

The Knight And The Round Table

Pic Related
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>>27697616
It isn't really necessary to grind, unless you want to overlevel your location, which is stupid.
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>>27696066
Dunkstein and Slamough.

Rainbow.
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You know, I've been realizing that I mostly play Dark Souls for the exploration, lore, weapon variety, and bosses. I get some fun out of the normal kill-what's-in-your-path combat, but not that much. Is this the usual way of seeing things, or do you anons get as much fun out of fighting through standard enemies as you do the rest of the game?

I mainly ask because I'm wondering if it's necessary for Dark Souls games to be a constant struggle in order to be fun.

Also, obligatory pony picture.
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>>27699609
I play Souls games for the challenge and exploration.
I love to try out new builds and weapons... It's what keeps me playing those games.
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>>27699609
this >>27694990
also PvP
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>>27699620
I do tend to have a lot of fun going through new areas for the first time. The point at which it becomes boring is when I'm walking through eight moderately easy fights for the 20th time and trying not to lose any health because I want to save estus for the boss or ambush room I'm currently stuck on.
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Been playing the luck build with using Anri's sword and cosplaying the Sunless set. So basically the "you horrible monster what have you done?!" build. Have just enough faith for bless weapon, no magic but some Dex and str for bows and the dragon and spirit shields. Just straight up sword fighting. It's a hoot cause the damage and stunlock potential is crazy. It feels like my pure magic sword girl build from Demons Souls that I loved that I couldn't quite get to work in DS1 and 2.
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>>27659347
Ditto
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>>27669883
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>>27699939
I didn't make the request but I have now realised how badly I need this picture you are fucking based.
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>>27699939
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>Play DS1, never get far because so long between checkpoints it just feels like a slog
>Play through DS3 in a week, then again with another character, then again
>Decide to play DS1 again
>Do Undead Burg, a bunch of random shit in the Darkroot whatever, kill a poison dragon, go through the shit that was Blighttown
>Go to catacombs, shit's tough but decently fair
>Get to Tomb of Giants
>Can't kill giant skeletons, run past them until I reach bonfire near the cliff where it finally isn't dark anymore
>Rest and go out on the cliff
>An orange forcefield literally tells me I can't progress in this direction unless I've done a bunch of story progression first
>Only way back is upwards, through big skeletons I can't kill in pitch blackness, past a dozen wheel skeletons, et cetera et cetera without any bonfire along the way
>Main weapon nearly broken with no repair powder
And that's the story of the second time I almost quit Dark Souls 1.
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>>27700997
Heh, I remember when I went to catacombs before undead parish. Classic mistake.
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>>27699939
Black Iron Berry Punch?

huh I like it more than what they did with 'Knight slayer Tsorig' it's also good to see a pony in heavy armour for once even though since you can't upgrade armour any more heavy armour doesn't really do much apart from slow you down.
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>>27659494
>You will never traverse the lands of Lordran, Drangleic, Lothric with your waifu / favourite pony being amazed at everything and asking a thousand questions between each bonfire, driving you to the point of being hollow but looking into her happy face and feeling your humanity, ember restored...

THE FUCKING FEELS!!!

I miss the colourfags it really gave the picture / arts a lot more meaning
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>mfw invaded
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>>27699609
I love the exploration and lore, mooks are reasonably fun to kill unless they're crazy tough (I can't parry for shit), and I could do without the bosses.
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>>27702919
edit:
...although the bosses have some cool presentation and design. The Dancer looked great, even as I walked into her straight after Yorhm like a dope and lost 50000 souls.
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These are my better ones. Used to have a Gilda build (face somewhat like Gilda, Vengarl's set and Dragonslayer Axe), but I lost the safe :(

>>27694960
Don't worry, a few playthroughs down the road you'll be able to do fashion easily.
I spend my first run of DS1 minmaxing as hard as possible just to get bye.
By by the time DS3 rolled around, I never even looked at the stats outside that one time when I had to grab some items out of the lava.
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>>27696840
Thank fuck I wasn't the only one who thought of that
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Anybody on xbone for ds3?
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Is he a Big guy? would the dragons of Equestria bow down to him or still prefer their 'dragon lord'
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>>27703464
Je's pretty big for you, though he never really ruled over any dragons.
The dragons of Equestria probably wouldn't care; none of the adult dragons bothered to even show up for the election of the new dragonlord, so chances are the office is only respected by runts. Some of the younger once might flock to Nameless for the prospect of plunder, then leave once they realize he doesn't care.
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>>27702198
GOD IT HURTS FUCK
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>>27703749
that art fag... I miss him, he was the only one who made an EqG dark souls art... his style, plus free devotion to us was something of a great experience... I miss him sincerely and hope he one day returns.

>>27703784
>their will never be an ending where you alternatively sacrifice yourself to go to Equestria and live happily ever after.

JUST FUCK UP MY SHIT!
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>>27703923
>hat art fag... I miss him, he was the only one who made an EqG dark souls art... his style, plus free devotion to us was something of a great experience... I miss him sincerely and hope he one day returns.
oh yeah, you work that shaft.
Seriously though, work has been hell lately and I've been working on other stuff, but I have some off-days coming up and will hopefully be able to put something out.
Just don't go hollow in the meantime ;)
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>>27704029
AH MY FRIEND, HOW GREAT IT IS TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN!!!

for the vast majority of this thread and the last /souls/ thread (whenever that was) I thought you left us, choosing to pursue greener pastures, I am happy to be wrong.

I hope you are okay and don't worry about anything even if this thread 404's us here at /souls/ always come back after all that is what the curse is to constantly arise no matter how much we beg for eternal death...

Some wonderful preview art by the way. is that by chance a celestia and Luna twin princes (princess's in this case) or is more Luna and Lorian hmmm oh well i think it looks very good and am just happy to see a good face once more.

we only need auxiliary fag now and the artists shall all be reunited.
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>DaS 3 pilgrims haven't been ponified yet.
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>>27704412
shells on pilgrims backs containing their wings
so every pilgrim is a pegasus
Londor — pegasi city

im so baked send help
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>>27704412
>>27704429
Bruh...
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>>27694709
I wore Catarina during my first playthrough.
Shit myself from happiness the first time I found it in Dark Souls 2. Didn't expect it to be in that game at all.
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>>27704480
Stay safe, Champion of Ash!
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>>27704481
hmm…
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>>27704480
Your devotion to your covenant has deepened.
>>27704481
It's an iconic DaS set, why wouldn't it be there? Just like Havel's.
>>27694798
Here's a screenshot(antialiasing is completely broken on it for some reason, but in game it works).
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>>27699939
Awesome. Love me some Berry Punch and love me some Dark Souls so thank you for putting them both together
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>>27704672
Hail the artfag covenant (maybe if i earn enough devotion i can make a slightly shit covenant logo)
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>>27704372
You rang?
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drawfag request
king allant and sombra playing chess
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>>27705151
SPLENDID!!!, Alas the final drawfag has re-united thus fully recreating the covenant (I mean their is still comic fag but Gwyn-knows what has happened to him) I'm just happy to see things slowly taking shape again it's almost like where this thread first began we've travelled back into time when /souls/ was in it's peak now we must only await for green.

I would do it myself but rather embarrassingly believe it or not I'm not a neet who can spend all day writing greentext. I have to work from the crack of dawn till the moon is out but I will update my pastebin with a story at some point. that much I do promise you

Anyway i'm going to take a rest before going to work tomorrow, hopefully we'll be okay until the morning and during my work. LONG MAY THE SUN SHINE!!!
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anyone know a good place to torrent dark souls?
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>>27705761
Yes.
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>>27705768
i wish to know where i may find this free copy of the game.
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>>27706093
Steam sales start in one day.
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>>27706185
i meant a free version, for i have no currency to enjoy a good sale.
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>>27706312
Wait for the sale, it should be around the price of a MC Donalds meal then.
If you got the hardware too run it, you should be able to afford that.
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>>27706804
For some reason I think it would be more fitting for Twi to be in Trixies place and GlimGlam to be in Twi's place in this pic.
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>>27703923
that would be ideal as fuck.

Who remembers that thread someone made a while back where they put forth the question:
What if, when you died, you had to dark souls your way through Tartarus to get to your waifu?

That is heaven to me, to overcome those challenges and be rewarded with that which I want the most.

Give me Twiggy or give me death.
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>>27707845
And then, when you've finally beaten the last boss you light the last bonfire aaand...

FUCK!
Ending 1/3: link the fire. Prolonging the Age of Tartarus and stopping the world from entering the Age of Ponies.

Back to square one, but at least this time will be a lot faster.
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Bumpu
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>>27707377
Naaaa twilight gets all the good shit in equestria while Trixie is only starting to turn a new leaf (no thanks to twilight, 'the princess of friendship') in Losean I see it as Trixien having a second chance at life, no ponies to discriminate her and maybe starting things without any enemies or problems that is unless sparkle discovers said way to Lordran and makes Trixies life there hell that's just my opinion tho just like yours mang
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>>27709404
Apologies about the spelling by the way I mean Lordran and Trixie, I just woke up and spelling was not on my side. Anyway I'm off to work souls so stay strong comrades.
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>>27659347
Praise the sun
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>>27688738
>Be anon.
>You beat the abyss watcher's after they came back from coffee.
>But not before you gave that ass hole a piece of your mind!
>Who the fuck leaves their post with a pony, seriously not only was it not right it was down right unfair that dam thing chould freeze you!
>But whatever, your at the twin prince's now.
>You go through the fog and what do you see?
>ThatMotherFuckingBlueUnicorn.jpg
"Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me!"
>"ready for round 2 ASShin one"
"Hey wait a minute where's your twin?"
>"Oh right, SHINING ARMOUR GET OUT HERE!"
>You watch as a crippled unicorn with a blue mane and white coat drags itself out.
>It's horn has a blue arua around it seemingly disabling it.
>>"Please for the love of god kill me!"
>"silence! Let the fight begin."
>You slowly walk over to the white unicorn and raise your sword.
"I really don't wanna do this..."
>>"please do it KILL ME!"
>You go to grant his wish but before you can your impaled by a magic great sword.
"Clever girl."
>You died!
>"ok shining armor back to the sex dungeon with you, the great and powerful trixie has yet to be satisfied."
>>"NOOOOO! I was just starting to feel my left leg!"
>"Shut up bitch you like it!"
>Your not coming back here till the twins come back.
>For now your going to go talk to that rainbow maned pony at the shrine that gave you some armour for cider, a cloud in a bottle, a homeward bone,and a apple tree seed.
>You like that one.
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>>27709872
Kek good green
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Work break bump
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Work finish bump
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>>27686194
Carim is a separate country iirc, and ithryll is just a section of anor londo, like the residential area or a suburb of a city. Carim is supposed to be an incredibly strict and incredibly religious country, the way I've seen/heard it described, I'd compare it to North Korea combined with the Catholic Church.

>>27685922
>Every single npc in das1 looks like they could be a real person
>Most of them are at least a little bit attractive
>Every npc in das3 looks like shit aside from three or four
>Most of them look very similar to each other, like they couldn't be bothered to make actual faces
>At least three npcs in das3 have identical face presets

http://m.imgur.com/a/HkrMw

And the character customisation in das1 is much more limited than in das3.
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>>27712250
Damn the faces do look pretty bad but as a whole the face creation system in DS 3 isn't the best i mean the faces in DS 1 and 2 were nearly limitless but DS 3 i think really limited its potential to just being another generic face generator.
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>>27709872
>Clever girl

Jurassic Anon?

I need more of this Trixie covering bosses or other ponies being bosses while the real ones are doing something else.
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>>27712867
I can try it won't be in boss order tho i have a idea for the dancer and nameless king if you want i can write it will take a bit tho
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>>27712867
>>27713206
Oh and yes jurrasic anon
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>tfw want to make content for the thread but completely burnt out.

Barring something coming up I'll hopefully have some drawfagging and green to put up tomorrow.
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>>27690367
That motherfucker! It's so weird how they implemented 3 or 4 behaviors for this guy.
>>27697125
>gif
Ho man that was good.
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So who's your favorite souls youtuber/streamer?
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>>27713862
FightinCowboy desu
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Has there been a story with Hawkeye Gough yet?

>>27714111
Tossup between InfernoPlus and Vaati honestly.
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>>27713862
OnlyAfro
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>>27712586
Yeah it's pretty weird, das3 has more options for face creation than das1, but it's very hard to make a unique face that looks good, most faces end up looking like the default. I've actually probably spent 5+ hours in the das3 character creator. It's possible to create interesting/unique/good looking faces, but it requires a lot of time. It's tedious, so many sliders don't make obvious changes, but at the same time the sliders interfere with each other constantly. You make what looks like a slight change with one slider, then when you go to use another it fucks everything up for no reason.

>>27690367
>>27713816
Is he from the das2 dlc?

>>27713862
LimitBreaker is the best. He's great at pvp, but more importantly he experiments with the mechanics in souls games, and does ridiculous stuff with them.

>>27714410
Vaati is okay. I'm a regular in the souls general on /vg/, Vaati used lurk there, he still might. I've been told that he used to lurk dsg and take the ideas about lore people posted in the thread and then present them as his own discoveries. There's no proof he did this, but I'm inclined to believe it because of how much and how consistently dsg hates him. That said, aside from possible plagiarism he makes decent videos.
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>>27714410
No green I'm afraid a nice piece of art though man. I would post it myself but I'm being a mobile fag
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>>27716212
>He could hear the wind blowing and whistling in the gaps between the boards.
>He shot RIGHT through a gap, too.

Best Knight.
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Off to work souls I'll cast my great magic bumpier for luck in the meantime
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>>27688738
>you're about to enter that fog again
>cast Tears of Denial
"If i see that fucking unicorn one more time"
>enter fog
>ThatMotherFuckingBlueUnicorn.jpg
"I swear to god"
>but you're ready this time
>"Hey, came back for round…"
>charge in, talisman in your right hand
>"Why, you…"
>her horn start glowing again
>start rolling like an idiot, carthus bloodring on your finger
>you're not even minmaxing that shit
>aaaaand you can't move, there is a blue aura around you
>you've got closer this time
>the unicorn walking circles around you
>she sighs, disappointment on her face
>"That's almost too easy for great and powereful Trixie…"
>unicorn walks right up to you and impale's you with a magic great sword.
>"Victory for the great and powerful Trixie! Again…"
>she start walking away
>it's time
>you get on you knee and start chanting
>Vow of Silence
>"Huh, wha-"
>she turn around and see you slowly walking towards her
>slowly drawing Morne's Great Hammer from your pocket
>fuck physics amirite?
>red tearstone ring shining on your left hand
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>>27716803
>"Wh-what!? Not! It can't be!"
>she start scrunching
>taking low stance she's pointing her horn at you
>purple miracle ring around it start buzzing
>a few sparks escapes her horn
>alas, nothing happened
>"Huh? Why do-"
>you're now standing right next to her
>there is no time
>you lift your hammer into position to cast weapon art
>"N-No.. Please! I yield! Please don't kill me!"
>she's crying
>watery eyes locked on your hollow face
>she's adorable
>well, you dont have to kill her, right?
>maybe you can just shoo her away and wait for actual Abysswatchers to come back?
>maybe you can even get her to Firelink?
>you lower your hammer and kneel before unicorn
>reaching your hand to pet her
>she's a mess, trembling on the ground, mane covering her face
>she froze from sensation at first, but relaxes second later, accepting your affection
>there, there..
>with gentle motion you're moving forelock from her face
>unicorn looking at you with smug expression
>what the…
>her horn start glowing again
>oh sh-
>with a fast sweep she removes your scalp from your head with great magic sword
>YOU DIED
>she's covering her mouth with a hoof and laughs
>"Nya-ha-ha-ha-ha! Stupid human, what do you think you're doing!?"
>she turn around and start walking towards nonexistent abysswatchers bonfire
>last thing you see is her turning her head to look at you with sad eyes

if it's too shitty — im sorry, it least i tried
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>>27716879
>>27716803
You tried yes it was not bad just a bit too serious, im takeing it in a "trixe is a op basterd pone " but the whole looking back sad kinda goes away from that.
But still its good.
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>>27717463
>just a bit too serious
>but the whole looking back sad kinda goes away from that
i'm edgelord
as you can see
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>>27709872
>All right time to fight the dancer.
>You've got this!
>You enter the fog because you killed that old bitch long ago.
>What!? When you turned around she slapped your ass so you backhanded her with a sword.
>Ok soooo were is the dancer...
>If you see that blue unicorn you swear to god.
>"Heya there Mister!"
"Ah!"
>You look down to see the source of the sound.
>Its 3 lil fillys wearing the dancer's armour.
>ooooooh there sooo cute!
"Well hey what are you 3 doing here?"
>>"were here to get our cutie mark's!"
>said the lil orange one.
>>>"ya and the nice lady here said we chould take her place while she went and got some new clothes!"
"Well isn't that nice. So do you know what your job is?"
>"well we thought itd be dancin from her name, so that what were gonna do."
>they all then start to dance.
>awww.
>>>>"sorry bout this sugar cube."
"Huh?"
>BANG!
>before you could turn around the back of your head was hit by a shovel from a blonde eath pony.
>you died!
>MOTHER FUCKER!
>Oh well you didn't wanna fight them any way, they were too cute.
>At least it wasn't that dam unicorn.
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>>27717540
That is painfully qt.
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Bumpu
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>>27717540
That's it, show's over. Go home, lads.
There's no topping this.
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>>27718316
>you will never be at priscilla interacting with your very own pet Fluttershy.

Life is literally suffering right now.
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>>27719094
Iseewhatyouredoingthere
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>>27719094
Haha sweet man I love the iron clad set I find it especially good because a long long time ago an Anon requested exactly this with the idea of the iron clad warrior being 'tank'
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>>27717520
>You are Anon of 4chania.
>Wielding your black iron set (minus helmet) along with Yhorms great shield you clench your caestus fist as you traverse the fog.
>There awaiting you in the cathedral of Ithryll the home of the pontiff...
>Was not the pontiff but rather a dark small horse who's hair flowed like the night sky.
>"YOU WERE EXPECTING TO SEE THE PONTIFF BUT IT WAS I, LUNA!!!"
>You did not whether to be happy or frustrated recently these ponies have appeared at various boss locations, what is going on?
>"ENOUGH STANDING AROUND, ARMOURED BALD ONE NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT!"
>Bracing yourself you stand tall breathing calmly, at first steadily walking towards this 'boss' before breaking into full sprint.
>The distance between you cut from opposite ends to mere feet in literally 20 seconds.
>Furrowing your brow you leap into the air, shield braced for any attack and fast drawn back.
>You can't help yourself...
"SONO CHIN NO SADAME!"
>You lunge your now flaming Caestus as your fist flys forward ready to destroy the pony before you.
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
>The night pony is no longer standing before you.
"JO?"
>Before you can turn around your face is met with a crystal soul speak piercing through your thick black chest plate.
>"You lose again unkindled one, perhaps you should give up on your quest."
>Before you pass away from bloodloss the night sky pony mutters one last line.
>"Myself forbid how you would survive in my world if you can't even survive in your own..."
>As you black out to go back to your bonfire home you meet the oh-so-familiar message.
>YOU DIED.
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>>27720180
*Know at the you did not part btw, my appologies
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>>27720219
Is good, but i plan on makeing luna a certain boss that matches her.
the boss is in the game but NOT in the game.
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>>27720231
That is too cute.
mind if i use it for the green?
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>>27715434
Yeah. The last Das2 dlc I think.
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>>27720426
Would pump-a-rum like to become more of a cum-pa-dum (pster)
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>>27720426
Damn, I would pickle her pee, if you catch my drift.
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>>27666602
>dark souls 3
>hard
easier than 2 imho
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>>27669909
>didnt play the game
>comments about how he didnt like the gameplay
autism speaks
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>>27678838
>Yuria
Her names karla you stupid fuck
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>>27696066
pickle dick and the human chode

anonfilly
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>>27697607
fuck off you anime weeabo faggot
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>>27720426
id pump her rum
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>>27721109
guys you can't lewd the pump.
she has >no hooves and dont forget where you are
also, >>27719094 praise the goddamn drawfag
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is it just me or is the build diversity kinda shitty in 3, and i mean -- pontiff bonfire fight clubs for hours it's all the same (heavy weapon + emergency dex weapon + parry tool)?
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>>27721219
I know what you mean. No matter what kind of character I have in mind when I start a new one it always ends up using some kind of straight sword because shit, they just too good.
What bothers me more though is when I invade almost everyone has at least two phantoms with them. What's even the point of playing at that point? I mean, is that fun?
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It's not a good day to die, thread.
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>>27719094
oh shit, I finally got it
good luck on the final product
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>>27722457
And die we shall not!
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>>27717520
Gonna start name fagging soon any suggestions for name's?

>Okay so now its time to fight the dragon.
>I think it was that crippled dragon's kid right?
>What was his name? Seth, seath, soth?
>Hell if you know.
>Anyway...
>You enter the fog.
>There it stands that fearsome small purple and gre-
>Wait a minute something's not right here...
>"Hey uhh the other guys not here right now, i think he said something about snorting some crystals."
"Oh well then... Do you wanna fight?"
>" No not really... But she does."
>Say's the lil dragon before pointing behind you.
>You flip around to see the worst possible thing.
>That.
>Fucking.
>Unicorn.
>>"Did you miss the great and powerful Triiiixie, ashen loser?"
>Shit ok time to use a homeward bone.
>>"Oh no you don't! "
>And that fucking magic again you can't fucking move.
"Just fucking kill me and get it over with."
>>"No , trixie has plans for you this time."
>oh god no!
>You saw what happened to that last unicorn she had "plan's" for!
>She then walks past you to the lil dragon turning you with her magic to turn to see her.
>>"Well how whould you like to put your crystal halberd in trixie's gaping dragon?"
>Oh god.
>"uh i need a adult."
>>"TrixieIsAAdult."
>She then- oh god. OH GOD NO!
>You wanna die!
>After trixie has her fun she kills you.
>Later you find a purple unicorn with wings and a big ass hat.
>"Hello my name is twilight sparkle. Have you by any chance seen a lil dragon around here, i was picking up my friend's from dance practice and i seem to have lost him."
>You tell her what happened.
>She goes from happy to pissed in a few seconds.
>She then takes off in the air to were trixie is.
>You don't think you'll be seeing trixie again.
"Karma's a bitch trixie... Karma's a bitch."
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>>27724315
>>27720231
Forgot to put the anon id for twilight.
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>>27721000
Sure it ain't too hard, but when you do it at level 6 it gets hard.

None of them are actually hard
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>>27724315
Good green my friend (perhaps naming yourself something catchy would be)

Now will Trixie be boned or will Sir Anon place his summon sign only to be summoned to Trixies world as she uses him as a human shield against sparkle as she makes her get away.
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Off to work bump, I should finish earlier today meaning I can actually converse with some of you fellow unkindled Anons rather than read and post my thoughts 12 hours later...

Gives me conniptions. I really like some of the words / language the NPC's in DS 3 use I mean literally some of them I've never heard of and had to look up
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>>27661548

kickass.

got more?
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>>27676942

not the one who asked. but thanks for the drawing.
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>>27680872

such cute, very excite.
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>>27688738

fuckin' lol


>>27699620
>>27713461

nice griffin.
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>>27724315
Name yourself KAB
K.arma's A. B.itch
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>>27725368
Hmmn i like this anyone else got some i might make it kabsomthing but idk.
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>>27724474
Well its dark soul's trixie won't die if she does she'll respawn because ponies got the same thing as hollows with the never dieing.
Plus i was thinking of twilight doing something else if i can't fit it in the story ill just write a separate short green of what happened.>>27724890
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>>27725530
Didn't mean to put the id at the bottom ignore it sorry.
if i keep fucking up ill have to name myself derpykab
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>>27721025
>Never played Demon Souls
>Never had the chance to meet the best witch
>Never let her show that she only wanted what's best for you
>Never let her teach you dark magic because it's all she knew
>Never knew that she truly loved you from the bottom of her heart
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>>27721025
>People don't remember Demon Souls anymore
Anon, please tell me you're just baiting me.
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>>27721219
I'm always using ultra greatswords so I didn't notice any difference. All other weapons lack raw damage output, range or stunning ability. And they're parriable.
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Ember restored.
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>>27721200
She's such a sweetie pie, i just want to give her a hug and a pile of miscellaneous objects. She's 2cute2lood.

Picklepee in Equestria when?
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>>27726083
>2cute2lood
Back in 2010 people said the same thing about MLP
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>>27726096
Why would anyone ever have sexual thoughts about a petite pastel pony? That's just silly.

Picklepee has such an adorable voice, i hope from puts something in the dlc that confirms the fanon of her being a harpy. They've made waifus before, so there's a slight chance. Even just another npc mentioning her, or an item description.

Still, I'm not holding my breath.
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>>27726401
Yes, YES.
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>You you Pickle-pee
>Need need pump-a-rum, pump-a-rum!
>Yellow thing give Pump-a-rum?
>"oh my, hello there little one! Are you alright?"
"Me, me pickle-pee! Me, me pump-a-rum!"
>"I'm sorry, i don't really understand. Are you hungry?"
"Pump-a-rum! Pump-a-rum!"
>"Well wait right here, Aunty Fluttershy's gonna bring you a nice juicy snack."
>Yellow one leaves only to return, rather quickly with a bright red fruit
>"Here you go little one, eat up now."
>That's not pump-a-rum!
"You, you. No, no. That no pickle pee, that no pump-a-rum."
>"Now now lets not be picky"
"You, you! Bring bring, pump-a-rum!"
>Yellow one takes red fruit and scurries away.
>No, no. Not a very pump-a-rum day.

And thats what i spent my break on, back into the freezer with me.
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>>27726401
>you will never have a three way with two qt harpie-humans.

Even if you're not a sexual fag you would probably sacrifice practically everything just to spend a day with those two At first I thought the blue haired one was supposed to be pickle pee I would like two harpie girls to have more fun / art... Maybe pump-a-rum could be black haired while pickle-pee has white / silver
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>>27726639
I would so hard, harpys are top tier.
That blue harpy is Papi from monster musume, its what Pickle-pee's design is based on.
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>>27721200
>>27720426
>>27726681
>>27726574
>>27726401

friendly reminder that she looks like this
friendly reminder that following autistic headcannons is unacceptable
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>>27726716
Id fuck it.
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>>27726716
This look is vastly superior to the harpy
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>>27726574
This is perfect. Thanks anon, 10/10.

>>27726716
To be honest as long as she sounds just as cute i wouldn't mind. She's so skinny, I'd feed her properly and let her build a nest in the guest bedroom.

I've never looked at the painted world crow folk properly, do you think they're naturally that thin or is it just difficult to find food consistently in lordranglothric?

Oh my god, there are so many characters and creatures in dark souls that i just want to wrap in a blanket and save from that awful world. Quelaag's sister, Yorshka, all of the fire keeper's, karla, quelaana, to name a few. The only thing i really hate about the souls worlds is that happy endings are impossible.
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>>27726681
Who is the artist of pickle pee and this harpy girl (my favourite thing is the hair, so simple yet so FUCKING cute, literally HHHNNGGG)
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Anyone here played Lords of the fallen? Will it feed my dark souls addiction?
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>>27727248
Meh. Just meh.
No matter what kind of character you make you have to be this Gears of War looking dude, there's dialogue options, WoW looking armor sets and weapons.
It's souls-esque and not even a bad game, but playing it made me feel like I was watching a Chinese bootleg of a pixar film or something.
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I miss the Giant dad photoshop guy long long LONG ago...
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>>27726716
Implying that would stop me
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Drawfagging on my birthday
Because you fuckers are the real present ~<3
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>>27728083
fuark man did you really did that just for souls... damn such dedication, such passion is... beautiful thanks man and I hope you have a great birthday, if this is the final piece I think it looks very good. I would toast to it.

LONG MAY THE SUN SHINE FOR YOU MY FRIEND!
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Nameless bump
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Off to bed /souls/ goodnight, sleeptight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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>>27706093
Piratebay
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>>27688758
Caestus only? Refined later on, raw for now, resins and heavy armor are your beast friend
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Aaaand done.
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
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who /casul/ here?
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>>27729932
Wat rings u got bitch?
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>>27729932
Me! Still haven't finished DS3 or even played DS2 or Demons Souls.

I just came across a pair of eyes.

The game is totally telling me to give them to my fire keeper and totally telling me that's also a horrible idea.
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>>27729922
Zecora? Or is that some OC human and I've just made myself look like a racist? anyone looks very good my friend thank you sincerely. I wonder what the secret is for a fine estus soup
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Might write a pony encounter boss or two after work today, I'm not as good as the Trixie Anon who started it but I can complete short, simple green...

I could never finish my story...
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>>27732057
You're right, you're not as good as that Anon you're better. Just don't stress it and let the scene flow from your fingertips!
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>>27726716
If anyone can make that into something cute, /mlp/ can.
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>>27729932
I've only beaten Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and DS3. 2's combat is too frustrating for me and I can't get past the Tower Knight in Demons' Souls.
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>>27731333
Looks like it's Saffron Masala.
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>>27732380
Ahh yes I should of thought of that, unfortunately I've got some catching up to do starting with Applejacks day off before 'masala' the only darker skinned ponies were sapphire shores and Zecora

God I sound like a racist at this point...
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>>27732464
You're good. Just noticing different skin colors isn't racist.
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Off to work souls, protect your embers from other Worldly pony invaders.
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What did you guys prefer humanity, human effigy's or embers for more I loved humanity so simple yet so effective plus it made a lot more sense in the DLC
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>>27732057
Yea im fine with it. And by the way i may do 2 or 3 more encounter's sorry no green today been busy.
New name what do you guys think?
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>>27733577
Not bad at all.

Well since I've got nothing better to do on my lunch break i guess i could write a few one shots, any pairing requests?
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>Be magical bald man of trustworthyness in equestria
>Set the perfect trap for the foolish colorful horses
>You dug a big hole in the ground with a pretty painted sign that reads 'totally not a trap, plz wak ovr me'
>Flawless
>You rub your perfectly shining head as you laugh.
"There's no way they wouldn't fall for this, Patches my boy you're a genius!"
>Sounds of hooves can be heard in the distance, finally its your chance!
>Quickly you jump behind a masterfully crafted paper mache shrubbery.
>It took you weeks and loads of crayons to make this!
>The sounds grow louder and louder!
>Practically right next to you!
>You should of cut eye holes for this thing, what an oversight or rather no sight.
>Good thing you're a thi- i mean borrower and not a comedian
>The sounds have stopped mere steps from the sign.
>They must be reading it!
>"pfft, this is the most obvious trap I've ever seen. Its like something you'd come up with."
>H-hey..
>"Right do they really thin- What was that?"
>"Well dearest, you're not the brightest stallion. if i didnt stop you, you would have walked face first into this big hole!"
>Its a pitfall not just a hole, stupid horses
>"Hey I told YOU we should have taken the train like normal folk, but you had to take the scenic route"
>"No you were the one that wanted to do things 'the old fashioned way'"
>You don't like this at all.
>"OH HERE WE GO. Yes its all MY fault but no, not YOURS! LOOK AT ME EVERYPONY LOOK HOW WRONG I AM."
>You really wanna go home.
>"Do you really have to do this right now."
>"Oh Im sorry, am i making you uncomfortable?"
>Okay you've had enough.
>You burst out from behind the most beautiful art ever crafted confronting them!
"NO! YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND IVE HAD ENOUGH. Why don't you find some other super genius to build an elaborate, and might i say well crafted trap, to rob you. Im out of here!"
>You grab your master piece of a shrubbery and stomp away.
>It was an awkward kind of day.
>"Who in the world was that."
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>>27733745
I dont remember where i was going with that one, but another idea if someone want to write it.
>Solaire helping pre-cutiemark CMC to get cutiemarks in praising
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>>27733786
Ill write a short one of that tomorrow... maybe...
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I'm working on Dark Souls two right now. That Pursuer is a real bitch to get past if you're playing as a caster type.
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There's only one pony who can be the rotten great wood...

motherfucking flutter tree man
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>>27734328
>Day spooky happenings in Lordran
>Be unkindled traveling through the undead settlement as usual
>Be running through hell hole known as the pot tossers
>Finally manage to crawl your way to the fog door through horses of spoopy farmers and arrow rain.
>Managed to save most of your Estus thankfully.
>Fuck yea!
>Pump-a-rum yourself up, before crossing the point of no return
>The sight you see is absolutely horrific
>A giant yellow tree with butterfly puss boils
>"H-hi Anon, are rotten trees your fetish?"
>End up getting crushed by her gigantic ass.
>YOU DIED
>Fucking Fluttershy.
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>>27724315
Be anon time to fight the great wood.
>there is literally no way for a pony to replace that at least.
>you enter the fog.
>there it is the great wood.
>the fight begins you get to its weak point but you stop mid swing.
>there's something in there???
>you poke it with your sword.
>"SURPRISE!!!"
"HHDHIMGRKBDUHJBBDHIKVDHolyMotherOfGodAPinkPony!"
>"hiya im pinkie and you must be thw ashen one! Why do they call you the ashen one any way you're not ash and you've died before so there is more than one of you! Blah blah blah-
>The pink pony continued for hour's about how the ashen one doesn't make sense.
>"and thats how i got banned from the match store! Any way i almost forgot twilight told me what happened so i figured id throw you a "You Almost Got Raped" party!
"W-wha?"
>"Yep and its all ready set up at the shrine, meet ya there!"
>And with that she's gone.
>You look at the great wood.
"How did she get in there?"
>It shrugs...
"All right well im gonna go ill fight you later."
>it waves goodbye...
>your back at the fire link shrine.
>At least you think you are it looks WAY different.
>And its actually clean.
>"I KNOW, amazing right rarity is really good at cleaning!"
"HOLY how do you do that?!"
>"idunno, any way i was just talking with the black smith about building a cupcake tank if you need me go there!"
>And off she goes.
>You look around.
>the firekeeper is talking to a white pony with a purple mane about fashion.
>the lord of cinder is talking too a older looking pony with a apple pie mark.
>You see the fillys that were at the dancer talking to the shrine handmaid about buying some daggers.
>twilight is talking to karla about dark magic and how its bad, and if you use it your bad... mmmkay.
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>>27735034
>a yellow Pegasus is talking to irina about weather or not her miracles will work on animals.
>rainbro is just talking to anyone around to see if they have anything to make her faster.
>wow you didn't think these ponys could be around you without trying to kill you.
>wait what was that?
>Some weird unicorn Pegasus was watching you from around a corner, but when you went over there was nothing there...
>the party goes well and eventually most of the ponys leave, except for the fillys who are still bargaining with the handmaid about a dagger and rainbro who is on the roof again.
>welp its nice not to get killed by these thing's for once.

i know this one sucked but im trying to give some hints for the next boss.
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>>27735044
This post was rushed so sorry about all the typos and shit.
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>>27735051
I could give some advice on writing since this is clearly a comedy

that is, if you're looking to improve
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>>27726716
How can you tell she looks like that when nobody's ever seen her?

Friendly reminder that even if she DID look like that, it would be canon as fuck that she still got the booty.
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>>27668065
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/60344/grossly-incandescent
This one is pretty comfy. Upheaval has a lot of souls references in it, but there aren't enough to read it for just that.
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>>27734564
haha good short green more friend, fetish-shy being a huge tree wasn't my idea but now that you've done it in green-text it sounds pretty good.

>>27735034
>>27735044
Well it's good to see an update / this slowly develop into a story. don't feel rushed or that feel that your story isn't very good because of the occasional typo. if every single post in this thread was 100% typo free then I would be amazed.
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>>27729922
>You walk into the dark kitchen of Ithryll, your fallen knight armour drabs gently flowing in the wind.
"Hmmm, after that sewer encounter it's about time to see something not filled with horrible eldritch abominations..."
>Analysing the area around you something catches your eye.
>A woman... humming.
>"hmmm-hmm-hmm~ OH hello there I forgot that anyone else actually came here. my name is Saffron Masala, a pleasure to meet you."
>Judging from the eastern set, her olive skin, her accent and the genuine smile on her face you reached the conclusion she must not be from around these parts.
"Hmmm, If you took one step out of this kitchen that smile on your face would disappear quicker than the knife you're hiding behind your back."
>She gasps as you hear a small clang behind her.
>"H-how dare you assume this knife is a weapon I only use it to brew my soup. the finest in all of Eque-Lothric."
>You didn't know if your wits were what intimidated her, or perhaps your huge height and well built body accompanied with the Ultra Greatsword ready to unsheathe any second.
>"Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you, infact I only wanted to get to know you a little bit better and perhaps over you a nice bowl of my secret estus soup recipe."
>It seems she was rather adamant on making you try this soup...
>And you were rather hungry after slicing your through the city while holding a ultra-greatsword in one hand.
>...
>Unsheathing your Greatsword the young woman gasped and covered her face ready for any attack.
>"P-please, give peace a chance!"
>loosening the grip of your sword you ignore the dust cloud coming from the ensuing weight of the sword crashing on the ground.
>Observing the force of the sword you noticed even her soup was shaking.
"If I wanted you dead then you would of been dead as soon as I first saw you..."
>Slowly closing the distance you continue talking.
"My name is Doriel of Carim, I've come seeking my father a famous Caestus user going by the name of Anon"
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>>27735750
>The young olive girl stops paying attention to her soup as she actually seems interested in your story, that smile coming back to her face.
"I heard he was here last, of course my source was none-other than one of those confounded ponies who have recently been infesting these lands. surely you must have heard word of them."
>As the girl is about to open her mouth, you extend your arm and silence her lips while using your other arm to point towards the fire.
"You're next line will be 'I have no idea what you're talking about'"
>Snapping your fingers both from the fire and her lips she continues.
>"I have no idea what you're talking about."
>As her eyes open startled you do something quite rare for a man from Carim...
>you smile.
"When you've seen the things i've seen and heard the wind gently flow you realise how easy it is to read people just like a book if you will."
>She seems to be flustered as she begins to counteract.
>"B-but surely how can you be so negative with these other worldly visitors, the ponies of Equestria are here to only learn about this world."
>As if quickly discovering her mistake she covers her mouth.
"You initially denied the knowledge of knowing the existence of these colorful creatures yet you mentioned their homeland. Twice"
>Saffron appears to lose her cool as your brain was smarter than the average greatsword user, able to pick out the smallest lies and turn them against the person in question.
>You felt like in the future you would make a good detective, bringing justice to the world. however for the time being you'll stick to killing those who stand before you.
>"Are you assuming that I have knowledge of these other worldly ponies? Are you stating that your opinions are facts, Are you..."
>You stand up as the now yelling Saffron finally has shown her true colours.
"Yare Yare Daze, your knife give it to me."
>The girl draws it, only to point it at you.
>"OR ELSE WHAT!?!?!"
>Big mistake...
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>>27736088
Damn I wanted to spoil the Yare Yare daze, oh well
>Clenching your fist you stand up properly, towering nearly double the girl's height.
"There's a reason why my father is a famous caestus user..."
>You punch into the wall next to you, doing so causes the room to vibrate which in turn generates a fog made from the dust particles.
>Coughing innocently while rubbing her eyes Saffron finally see's what you did...
>Before dropping her knife and backing away to the corner of the room.
>Slowly drawing back your fist, you blow off the dust. Admiring the handy work of the new 12 foot hole standing before you.
"Or else 'that'"
>As you slowly start approaching the knife you continue your speech.
"You have been asking me 'why' I have some distinct hatred towards the ponies well it's about time I let you know."
>Picking up the knife you smirk.
"Just as I thought... it's not a weapon from MY world, I bet you haven't even seen a weapon apart from my great sword..."
>"w-well wait a minute here what proof do you have that what you're holding isn't a knife?"
>You sigh as you slowly pull out your sharper, bigger and more durable, dagger.
"In my world 'this' is a dagger"
>Throwing towards the girl she shrieks as the dagger misses her heard by mere inches.
"This 'thing' you were wielding was no more than a stick."
>You prove your point by crushing the 'knife' into dust with your gauntlet while slowly putting the remains into the nearly finished stew.
>The girl stopped shaking, instead now shaking with anger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI
>"my soup... did you just TAINT my soup!?!?!"
>Turning around you slowly start backing away, you were smart enough to realise that you may have gone a step too far.
>"Where do you think you're going Anon the second son of Anon?"
>glancing back over your shoulder you saw... HER
>The pony who killed your father...
"Luna..."
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>>27736419
>Your tough guy act was broken, she saw right through you.
>"So 'Doriel' you've come to avenge your father Anon i've heard, how quaint"
>You slowly found yourself backed into the corner, the two otherworldly beings strutting towards you... piercing into your soul.
>"While you are strong and smart, I did find on your father's corpse a journal, predicting you coming here for me. it's quite funny isn't it my little pony how this adventurer accuses you of lying when all his words are nothing but lies."
>Reaching for your greatsword it was gone...
>"I don't care what your vendetta is against him Luna he RUINED my soup.
>Saffron finishes while brandishing your now former-greatsword.
>Finally backing into the corner the two slowly close the distance.
>"To think your father come all the way here to die, only to be avenged by his failure of a son. isn't that right Anon the 2nd?"
>You fail to formulate a sentence as spaghetti starts forming.
>"Your father's body is buried in my back garden back in canterlot, you are going to join him, do you have any last words."
>Before you can open your mouth you feel your life leave you as you are impaled by the tip of your very weapon, the now relentless Saffron masala leaves it sheathes within your body.
>Failing to talk as blood leaks from your mouth like a fountain Luna approaches you.
>She seems to speak to you in a more realistic, calming tone...
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>>27736607
while a bit silly, and a bit too much Jojo, even though I like it I'm enjoying this so far.

You're pretty good
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>>27736607
>"You've almost completely bled out, that means... You have no hope"
>Struggling to find breath or words you settle to grunt against the pain to try and stand, to try and show you still can fight...
>You can still avenge your father.
>"Stop Anon."
>Struggling to stand up you fall once more to your knees looking into the eyes of the pony that killed your father.
>Turning around she slowly envelops you in a purple aura, Saffron only watches at this point.
>"Goodbye Anon the 2nd your life and all your once were, has ended"
>Bracing yourself you make one last move.
>through the pain, through the tears you reach into your self and unwedge your greatsword before slamming it into the ground, infused with your blood and this spot where you had your final battle, forever to remain a sign of hope to future unkindled and Anon family members alike.
>As you slam your sword the ceiling starts to crumble above you.
>"Your greatsword that was impaled into you by my friend, WHY DID YOU REMOVE IT!?!!"
>Spluttering blood you find your breath...
>You find your last words.
"I-I'm not afraid to die here...But i am a proud member of the Anonymous family, so you see it's in my blood. Something like this might mean absolutely nothing to a demented monster like you... My father died without seeing the face of his own son but he lost his life to spare mine for only a while longer anyway. my grandfather gave me this sword to use in the world's most dire time of need right before he died."
>Both Luna and Saffron seems to almost shed a tear as you painfully continue your speech while coughing blood
"It's tradition in my world when the bell rings we must answer the call, I must do something. I-I can't let my last moments in my home world just vanish into darkness along with me!"
>While still talking you grip onto the handle of your greatsword with both hands standing up fully one last time.
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>"This is the spirit of the Anonymous's family spirit, handed down from the past to ensure the families and the very worlds future!"
It's the human Spirit
"FUTURE ANONS THIS IS THE END OF MY LIFE, MAY ANYONE WHO PASS THIS POINT REALISE THIS IS WHERE I DIED FIGHTING FOR OUR WORLD'S FREEDOM!!!"
>As you shout your last line the room shakes as your voice echoes across through all of Lothric it seems.
>Luna and Saffron run away as you know they will return to teleport your corpse back anyway.
>For the time being you ignore them as you open up your arms standing proudly one last time as you embrace the now falling ceiling.
>Anon the 2nd died in Irthyll in the area just before his father... RIP.

End.

>>27736660
Thanks man, I did originally only wanted a cute green of Saffron masala being scared of a big scary carim knight but then i lost track after watching the new i don't hug me i'm scared and the story got a lot more edgy... and jo-joey but you know what doing these little green snippets about the Anon family tree's quest to progress and fall trying to fight back against the ponies is fun Only 6 Anon's remain... i'll probably do another one at some point but i haven't written in a long LONG time.
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>>27736769
you did alright. While you may have needed to use more commas in certain spots, it was entertaining. Perhaps that shows how rusty you are at this sort of thing. Glad to see people writing on this thread though. Other Anons seem to be able to keep the torch going after I sort of... but not really stopped writing. You're doing a good job, and your writing will improve as you practice more. I look forward to any new work you can provide for the thread.
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Will the good lord of steam protect you and your wallet this summer /souls/?
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>>27737401
Just waiting for more of that oh so delicious dlc. I can only play through the game so many times. Though I'll probably run through Demon souls a few times if I ever get bored of DS3.
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confound these Ponies invading my Lothric, i'm going to bed to sulk this nightmare away i'm only kidding I love all this pony green
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So which pony would /sie/ entrust to link the fire?
Which pony would you bet would forgo that duty, ushering in the age of dark?
Which pony would usurp the flame?
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>>27738928
I would trust Twilight to link it.
I would trust Flutters to forsake it.
I would trust Celestia to usurp it.
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>>27735044
>time to fight aldrich.
>you go to enter the fog but before you do you see a summon sign.
>its... its twilight?
>all right you summon her and she's using a big purple 20 inch horse dildo...
"All right not gonna judge twilight but why a dildo?"
>"you'll see anon."
>ok then.
>you enter the fog.
"OH COME THE FUCK ON!"
>>"you act like you don't like seeing the great and powerful triiiiixie, ashen one."
"Because i don't you cheat!"
>>"Trixie does not, your just really bad at this!"
"Then why am i glowing and cant move!"
>>"Because your obviously scared of trixie as you sho-"
>Twilight enters the fog.
>Trixies eye's widen.
>Twilight equips the dildo.
>"Ready for round 2 trixie?"
>>"OHGODNOIJUSTSTARTEDTOOFEELMYLEGS!"
*poof*
>Trixie used her magic to get away.
>Boss defeated!... kinda.
"Um what was that about ?"
>"i dont know."
>Lies!
>Twilight fades away.
"Ok who next... namele-"
*BOOM*
>You slowly turn around to see the pony from the party that was watching you.
>"ASHEN ONE THOW MUST FIGHT ME TO PROVE THY WORTH!"
"Ow, my ears."
>"Oh, we are sorry."
" Who are you?"
>"I am luna princess of the moon."
"Oh, well hello luna. And about that fight no."
>"Wha- why?"
"Im tired of you pony's, everytime i fight one of you i get rekt or someone gets raped!"
>"But thy must!"
"No i don't, ill just let you kill me."
>"B-b-b-but i-i wanted t-to fight yooooou."
>She's crying now great.
"Fine, ill fight you."
>"R-really?"
"Yes, but no magic!"
>"Huzza!"
>The fight begins!
>She rushes you with her horn and you easily parry her.
>But instead of attacking you flip her on her back and begin to rub her belly.
>"What are tho-oooooh"
>That pink pony told you something at the party that is really useful.
>
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>>27739635
>Instead of attacking you can just pet a pony and they will become pudding in your hands.
>And from the way Luna's kicking her leg you'd say its true.
"Sooo you still wanna fight?"
>"Aaaah forget thy fight keep petting!"
>Ok then.
>After a hour or so of petting luna goes to sleep so send her too firelink shrine.
>Welp... you got a new ally.
>And no rape!
>Today was A good day!
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If any unkindled artfriend remains to accept a request. Zephyr Breeze as any of the Patches...actually, no, because even backstabbing takes effort.

How's about the CmC in cute Abyss Watcher outfits reenacting this part of the intro?
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>>27739658
>Cutie Mark Crusader abyss watchers!
Aux artfag will take it if primary is alright on it.
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>>27739724
I must see this it sounds sooooo cute
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>>27739770
Reminds me of this from last thread
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>>27737616
I'm wondering if 3's DLC will be as good as Bloodborne's.

I mean, we'll all play it regardless, but will it push the game from very good to amazing the way The Old Hunters did?
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>>27738928
Unicorn Twilight would link the fire. Alicorn Twilight would extinguish or usurp it.

Twilight tended to follow orders without question before her coronation, but since then she's been more anxious to make her own decisions and prove herself, so she's more likely to break from the plan and do something risky if she thinks it's the best solution.
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>>27739635
>all right you summon her and she's using a big purple 20 inch horse dildo...

Damn I knew Trixie got kinky with both Twilights brother and baby dragon spike and raped then both but by the gods I wonder how Twilights fits that whole thing inside Trixies mare vag / ponut.

As a Twixie fag I love this as a love both purple pone and blue pone, I need lewd art of Trixies eyes watering as she tries to crawl away with a horse dildo inside her as Twilight licks her lips
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>>27739658
Scoots would have to have the sword in her mouth like Sif, y'know, what with her being a wolf and all
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>>27739863
I'm hoping it will be like DaS1 dlc. Fucking AotA was dope as hell, and from a lore perspective it was so so so damn good.
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Off to work bump, short day today so hopefully will see you Anons soon
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>>27740292
Very hard if you want after this i can try to write a back story green on it it wont be too hot but i can try it'll be new to me
my favorite pones are rainbow twi and luna for background characters dj pon-3 lyra and red heart
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>>27697616
What the fuck lmao
You're playing it totally wrong
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>>27740733
>that car twilight
HHHHHNNNGGGGG

that would be cool man I've got other favourite ponies apart from twilight and Trixie but you got some good taste and the green is always appreciated just don't feel rush and pressured and be happy when writing. That is the path to write fag enlightenment.
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On way home bump
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>>27662303
Not enough legs.
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You can live in equestria with your waifu but
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>>27742017
But... You have to live with the npc you hate the most from any of souls games / blood borne....
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I miss him souls
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>your waifu will never be invaded by her rival.

I don't know what to feel.
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>>27741156
I will write it after this main green is done.
I appreciate the fact people actually like this green, its the first long story green ive written.
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>>27745008
Forgot the name...
>>27744564
Why sempi why...
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>>27744564
>Dark Spirits in Demon Souls can be the recently deceased
Your waifu dies tragically and then a wraith in her image invades minutes later. What do?
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>>27745222
Can you parry surprise belly tickle / raspberry a phantom pony?


What if your waifu was the equivalent of your humanity so if she died you'd go hollow permanently, thus testing your loyalty and commitment.
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>>27745334
You can always parry belly tickle!
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>>27745222
I'm gonna hope that she invades as a mad phantom, that way she won't necessarily HAVE to try to kill me.
Otherwise it'd be real unfortunate, but I'm not about to get taken down by a pegasus.
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>>27745797
2cute
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Good morning souls
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>>27748096
ayy boy
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>>27739635
Ok i need you guys to vote please.
https://strawpoll.de/f6b36gg
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>>27748637
>Those choices...

GOD i want to choose Lyra or Rarity but i see little to no green of spitfire... fuck it minty pone needs some love even though rarity is my waifu Don't tell her I said that
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>>27748761
Ive thought out a story for each of the options. 'yes even the slave thing but if that win's it won't count as part of the story'' so if its a tie ill do a combined story.
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Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the raw astora straight sword?
>+10 does 322 damage
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>>27748896
Raw machete +10 400 i think + sharpen + you can use lightning magic on it.
But what do i know im a shity cosplay wearing fag.
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>>27748637
When i get back will be final vote count im probably gonna sleep for awhile...
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>>27748896
Refined zweihander or bust. But since I discovered how based the evangelist set is I might start using hollow spiked club with it.
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>>27748960
*spiked mace
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>>27748896
>>27748930
>raw
Unless you're doing a low soul level build, what's the point?
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>>27748991
Very true on my low characters which need the power because they can't take damage nor deal it raw is great but if you develop a character and weapon right the stat scaling and regular / refined fusions both work a lot better in the long run
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So we have ponies in Lothric fucking shit up with their pastel colour ways, brightening up the dark world of dark souls.

What about our Dark souls characters doing random things in Equestria, i.e. steam bath, grand galloping gala, wonderbolts watching. etc...
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>>27749313
Mmm... Hmmm... Oh, ponies!
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>ponies will never come to your world, brightening it up and making your journey a bit cuter and funny

Man if only hasbro made a mlp dark souls...
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>>27749313
>You are Lukas of...
>Well you don't know where you're from, you just know you were supposed to ring a bell or something.
>Pulling down your conjurator hood you take a moment to stop and realise where you are and how you got here.
>One moment you rang the bell atop of the dragon shrine the next you just barely escaped with your life against the nameless king...
>You would of thought after beating the boss you would of gone back to the peaceful blue sky.
>Perhaps you thought wrong...
>As you grunt against the increasingly strong wind you cast Iron flesh as your armour consisting mainly of the fire-witch set wasn't fairing to well.
>starting to get bored of mindlessly floating in the air you decide to sit down and focus, perhaps following the path of the dragon will resolve this problem.
>Seconds turned into minutes, minutes into an hour.
>Even undead had their limits and you were about to give in and use a homeward bone.
>That was until something rather peculiar happened...
>The bell which summoned you started ringing again.
>Now of course you did hear how your world was intertwined with hundreds of other worlds but people from your world can only join as phantoms.
>Perhaps...
>No don't be silly.
>Closing your eyes once more the bell seems to continue ringing.
"Perhaps if I ignore it by chance will it go away?"
>the ringing wouldn't be so bad if the bell wasn't literally behind you.
>the ringing started to echo in your ears, even for a bell of it's size and weight it should of stopped now it's been at least 10 minutes.
"CONFOUND IT WHY WON'T YOU BE QUIET!!!"
>Breaking your quiet composure you turn around to see that even though the bell had stopped moving, it was infact still ringing.
>Withdrawing your Immolation Tinder you pull out your binoculars and look closer.
>To the common eye a adventurer would expect the wind to perhaps generate enough power to push the bell.
>But to you started something forming.
>It was small and... Purple?
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>>27750739
>Before you could investigate further the Air-floor that formed beneath your feet had started dissipating.
>Putting your Binoculars back into your satchel you breath a sigh of relief.
"Finally..."
>However as you looked down and around you there was no sign of the Dragon shrine you were at before ringing the sky, no blue sky, no architecture, no wind, light or anything.
>It was just Darkness...
>Looking at yourself you noticed there was nothing there either.
'What's going on?'
>Is what you would say if you could feel your mouth.
'My mouth, my hands, my body, ME, where am I?!?'
>Perhaps this was the Abyss of long-long ago.
>The one which-no surely not if this was the Abyss you would of been either corrupted or dead at this point.
>Regaining your senses you close your eyes and wait for this darkness to go away.
'I am Lukas, I don't know much about myself or this strange land but I know that I have a purpose.'
>Before blacking out you pull out your sacred flame one last time, as your hand immolates you close your eyes and retrieve your holy relic.
>The way of White Circlet.
'Per viam album fortis praeliator lumen inferre vult finem saeculi tenebris, libenter utuntur hoc mundo qui volunt pagina dicendum quod iustitia facinus fecerunt.'
>As the white circlet disintegrates in your fiery hand you see the darkness completely vanish as light meets your vision once again.
>That is until you yourself black-out.
>...
>..
>.
>You grunt as you hear a high pitch noise in your ear.
>As the squealing 'noise' ends you seem to regain consciousness.
>You couldn't open your eyes or talk, but being able to feel your body and the twitching of your fingers and toes was more than enough to give you hope.
>The sensation of being alive again was incredible, you usually took for granted your abilities but when you've been in a slumber as long as however long it's been you feel grateful.
>"Hey Z, did you hear that?"
>Perhaps you were not alone after all...
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>>27748637
Closeing votes in 1hour
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>>27750996
>Darn you forgot you were wearing your fire-witch set, the metal clanking was not good.
>"Yeah hey you don't think..."
>The voices were drawing nearer.
>Quick need to improvise, play dead... again.
>"Oh ho well let me open the cage and find out."
>"Y'know this guy right here, according to the Princess caused all this mess."
>Hmmm? 'mess' what could these two females by the sounds of them be talking about?
>"Okay i'll just open up his cell, he's been out cold the longest out of all prisoners ever held in here. longer than both Discord and Nightmare moon, imagine that being older than 1000 years and your skin is still young and smooth..."
>"PSSSSSHHHTTT, we do not call Princess Luna Nightmare Moon sh-"
>"WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BECAUSE OF THIS... GUY. EQUESTRIA HAS FALLEN INTO DARKNESS AND NOW PRINCESS LUNA HAS BEEN CONSUMED BY SAID DARKNESS!"
>You hear a indescribable noise come right by your face as you feel something sticky and wet land on your face.
>"He's nothing more than a spittoon if you ask me!"
>"Come on Z' you gotta be positive at this point is worth being mean to these guys, especially when we really started all this ourselves."
>The sticky wet stuff ran down your face and landed directly on your mouth.
>"Perhaps this is just karma, we discovered their world and instead of leaving it on a friendship level we took it over. claimed it for Equestria."
>Fools... You could not claim that cesspit of eternal misery and pain, it has been around longer than time itself!"
>"NO THIS SCRAWNY UGLY GUY IS THE SOURCE OF ALL THIS AND HE'S NOTHING BUT A DIRT."
>She finishes by physically opening your mouth and sticking the wet sticky stuff inside...
>Whoever this person is they are very lucky there are two of them, she seems to relish this moment via leaning in and whispering.
>"Nothing but worthless, disgusting, pathetic, dirt..."
>She finishes her sentence with a solid jab to your nose.
>"HEY, Z' that's enough you know if he woke up, we would both be dead by now"
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>>27751156
>These two jail guards seem very distressed about you and whatever you've apparently done.
>"Ha I would like to see him try, look at him, he dresses like a knight but I bet he can't even fight!"
>"Okay whatever Z' you've bloodied his nose up and it's clear he's not awake so let's get out of here, staring at him, the first of his kind here just gives me the creeps."
>"Hmmm fine take the keys and lock him up, I'm going back upstairs."
>Hearing a door slam it's just you and the first, kinder voice.
>"Honestly look what she's done to you, you poor thing, if you ask me our situation right now... we brought it upon ourselves, I don't know why you're here but I want to help however I can."
>You feel a sudden weight on you, is this 'thing' crying?
>"Please forgive us, my friend and myself we ruined everything, we lost control and went too far, even though we are two different worlds. because of what we did, over 1000 years ago..."
>This didn't make any sense, two worlds, 1000 years, what did this second world do?.
>"Now our lives are bound completely..."
>You finally pull the strength to open your eyes.
>You wrap your body around her, you don't care whoever she is or what's happened, it's too dark to see anything.
"I-I-am Lukas... Lukas...of Lothric my world before I got sent here."
>Your voice was barely above a whisper but your throat was so dry you couldn't speak at all.
>You may not have known much about your past back in Lothric but now you know your home was Lothric before whatever happened...
>A gasp catches your attention.
>"Y-You're actually alive, praise Celestia."
>feeling this woman with your gauntlets she was indeed humanesque.
"I wish I could see you or talk more but from what i've heard i've been out of action for over 1000 years apparently."
>You assume you are looking her now in the eyes, her breath was steady and warm...
>It was a genuine human breath, none of this undead rubbish.
"Could I trouble you for some water?"
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>>27751429
>No reply but you hear the door shut, maybe she just left to get water.
>Maybe you should cast power within, just forget the waiting and see whats going on?
>No brain don't be foolish even a pyromancer as powerful as myself am in no shape to cast any sort of pyromancy...
>When all you can see is darkness time feels like it's going a lot slower than what it probably actually is.
>After-a-while longer you hear a door opening and footsteps again.
"Ah here you are, I was starting to get rather worried. Being blind and all, I now know what it must feel like to be Irina."
>You shouldn't make that joke but bah humbug who else could possibly be down here, it's just the girl.
>"The Girl sent me down here, she thought it would be better if she sent a 'fellow undead' to give you the water..."
>That voice...
"E-Eygon h-hey buddy, so how much of just what I just said did I hear?"
>"Here's your water. Oh and by the way you are extremely lucky they confiscated my weapons and have me restricted to shackles."
>Oh thank the gods you did not fancy becoming a bloody pulp.
>Drinking your water like a camel at an oasis you gain the necessary hydration to properly function the use of your eyes.
>thank the heavens Eygon was gone, looking around the place seemed to be some sort of holding cell.
"This feels awfully condescending, even for an undead such as myself."
>Slowly dragging yourself up from the ground you observe your armour.
"Over 1000 years and the worst thing to happen is it being covered in a layer of dust?"
>You brush yourself off and prepare to leave the door.
"I won't take my weapons with me, I don't know what these otherworldly beings could be like."
>stumbling forward you slowly become familiar with yourself again, your body movements, your abilities and the sort.
>Pulling your conjurator hood up you finally reach a large metal door.
"Here goes nothing."
>Opening it you find yourself in some sort of castle... yet this area seems identical to firelink shrine.
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AND THE WINNER IS... lyra...
Kinda thought that spitfire rarity or fluttershy whould win.
Im gonna start writing the story now but dont worrie if your pone didn't win ill try to write them in somehow.
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>>27751780
>...Well that is if Firelink Shrine wasn't covered in hearts and tapestry and nice glass detailing... 'colourful ponies?'
>Hearing a pebble roll mere feet from you, you quickly snap right and see what appears to be a black leg quickly vanish.
"You might as well come out, in my world Firelink shrine is the one place where no one ever fights, I will not harm you."
>"Who said I was running?"
>Without having to turn around you brace your gauntlet into a fist and quickly turn around and swing.
>Direct hit.
>"You no-good dirty... MONSTER, you broke my nose!"
"Z' I assume?"
>The Black booted girl simply spits on the floor.
>"So you were awake the entire time, tell me how did my fist taste?"
>Ignoring her attempts of getting the last word in the conversation you offer her a helping hand up.
"I promised I wouldn't fight and even though you used me as dirt to spit on and punched me across the face I will let bygones be bygones."
>She reluctantly agrees,
>"Okay well it's no longer a secret, you're the first of your kind to be in Equestria yadda-yadda welcome to Princess Twilight's castle the central location for all of us and we hope you enjoy your stay."
>You're the first of your kind
>Eygon of Carim.
"Excuse but I can't possibly be the first of my kind, my 'friend' Eygon he gave me the water that your friend sent down."
>The black booted girl, sporting some Blue ripped jeans and a green shirt along with some green hair and bright blue eyes chuckled.
>"Oh did he happen to look and sound like... 'this'"
>In the matter of seconds the girl transformed from well... a girl to a towering scary black armoured knight man.
"Oh that's a relief I was worried you were the real deal for a second and going to actually be a threat to me."
>The girl angrily grinds her teeth.
>"Okay the rest of you it's about time to come out now"
>Sitting down you expect to see more humans.
>You were very very wrong as you saw a purple dragon leg first appear.
>BY THE GODS...
>"Good morning Spike"
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>>27751992
>The leg quickly became a body, a body that at least stood up to 8ft.
>"Hey Z, why are you in that form today just be yourself."
>Looking at where the girl was before you noticed she completely disappeared.
"Where did she g-WOAH"
>Next to you staring at you with big bulging bug eyes was a black, miniature pony.
>"What did you expect me to be a stupid Undead like you, HA i'd rather be dead"
>Paying attention back to the dragon you analyse him.
"Well i'll be hollowed... a dragon living and breathing in the flesh before me."
>"Well you do have dragons back where you come from, I'm nothing special compared to the other dragons."
>You don't know whether to be amazed or shocked.
"Surely you must understand if you were a dragon from where I come from you would of tried to kill me by now, let alone TALK!"
>"Alright, alright we'll save the discussion for later there are more 'guests' here at the castle."
>Darn these otherworldly beings although quite intimidating were all so fascinating.
>"Come on Gilda you're next."
>Gently gliding down the stairs next was a...
>"Why are you looking at me with those big glowing eyes dweeb?"
>NO WAY.
"Y-You're a Griffin, you only existed in folklore back in Lothric. The nearest thing we had to you was a crow!"
>The Griffon rolls her eyes.
>"Yeah well I shouldn't be here at all, I would of been dead all those years ago if you didn't screw us all over."
>Your smile quickly turned upside down, you could feel the burning coming from the stares of both the dragon and bug like creature.
>"Well anyway I suppose that was over 1000 years ago, I just don't understand how you can be so happy. if this is what you had to deal with before we came into your world then why are you so happy?"
>It's almost like these creatures have never had to deal with the curse...
>?!?!?
"Wait so you're telling me your world 'Equestria' doesn't have the curse which my world is doomed to have for all eternity!?!"
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>>27752363
You done or you still posting?
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>>27752749
Oh my bad I fell asleep for a bit there, yes I'm finished friend. my apologies, don't feel like you have to 'wait in line' or something to post my friend just post to your hearts content. yeah you do your story now, sorry if it looked like I was stealing your thunder or anything. just trying to write the idea of why it's okay for ponies to come into dark souls but it's not good for dark souls to come into equestria.
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>>27752801
Oh no its just curtisy in green as far as i can tell to wait so i didnt know if i could post or not. i really like the story by the way I would love to see more.
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>>27739642
>Ok so you finally got out of their after petting the moon princess to sleep Again!
>…
>No not that one, luna!
>Dam sicko.
>Ok so time to make your way to yorm the giant.
>shouldn't be too hard...
>Right?
>2 hours later...
"OW GOD HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS THAT BURNS!"
>"YOU DIED!...again, for the 50th time... seriously git gud bro."
"Fuck you too random red letters! Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to give a enemy the ability to lower maximum hp anyway!?"
>"I don't know now shut the fuck up and get back to the story!"
"Asshole..."
>All right so you finally got through those enemy's, killed the sleeping giant now you just gotta...
>Is the seigmier?
>No seigmier doesn't have hooves.
>Gotta be a replacement pone.
>Whelp lets see what it wants...
"Hello?"
>"oh, you're here! What took ya?"
"Nothing now who are you?"
>"Oh yah, i am seigmeir of c-"
"No you're not, now who are you?"
>"... seig-"
"No"
>"FINE! I’m lyra, seigmeir said you took too long and he needed to go teach some fillies how to use a dagger."
>You don’t need ask what fillies because you all ready know.
>"AndISawYouPettingLunaAndIWantYourSweetHumanHandsOnMe."
"What?"
>"Nothing! Just go get the key and let me out."
"Don’t you have magic or something thing?"
>"Yah, but that ruin's the fun."
>Dam she's right.
"Ok, fine just stay there."
>"Ok"
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>>27752872
>Be lyra.
>You will have those hand's!
>All ya gotta do is help him and at the end take him back with you to equestria.
>Then all those pony's on /mlh/ will praise you!
>And bonbon will watch the show with you and your husbando!
>Yeeeeeessss.
>Oh he's here all ready.
>Hes been talking and you haven't heard him.
>Shit hes about to touch you!
>You pass out.

>Be anon
>You made it to lyra.
>She's doing this weird dance.
"Lyra? Lyra are you ok? Hellooooo?"
>She stops and deadpans at you.
>You go to touch her.
>Wow, guess seigmeir didn't tell he she had to talk before she went to sleep.
>Oh well..
>Time to go fight yorm.
>You make your way to the fog door.
>You enter the fog.
>Instead of a giant you see trixie.
>Of course.
>>"Welcome asshion one, you will pay for making a fool of trixie!"
>Shit, you can't move all ready!
>"STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBANDO!"
>>"Huh?"
>You see a mint green unicorn rushing at trixie with a huge 50 inch dragon dildo.
>>"HolyMotherOfCelestiaWhyTrixie!"
>The mint green unicorn is whacking the fuck out of trixie with the dildo!
*Poof*
>Trixie used her magic to get out.
>"Oh you're not getting away that easy you fucking normie!"
*POOF*
>Lyra's gone.
>You stand there confused as fuck at what happened just now.
>Whelp time to go talk to rainbow dash!

>Be lyra.
>you're fucking the normie in the ass with your 50 inch dragon dildo.
>"Why trixiiiiiiie!"
>Never. NEVER! Hurt my husbando!
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>>27752943
Ok thats it for lyra for now. Thanks for voting. I wanna know if you guys like the voteing or just want me to post what ever the fuck. Let me know please.
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>>27752943
>You see a mint green unicorn rushing at trixie with a huge 50 inch dragon dildo.

Twilight wielded a Horse cock Dagger (20 inches)

Lyra is levitating a Dragon Dildo Straight Sword (50 inches)

I don't even know how big a great Dildo / Ultra great dildo is going to be or how a pony will be able to wield it Or how they're going to fit it inside Trixie

>>27752986
Great green once again my friend, short, sweet, magnifique as a whole I like this theme you've got going on at first Anon like everyone else was getting screwed over by the ponies, well by ponies i mean Trixie but as soon as he discovers the other ponies he's slowly allying with them to continue his quest as he builds a connection with them and in return they chase down Trixie and fuck her with Dragon Dildos and horse cocks the dildo kind, no futa
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Goodnight souls take some of these funky dark souls jamz (I can't wait for plague to make some DS 3 animations)
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>>27753470
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6hoFZaIMmF0

Fuck I forgot the jamz
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>>27753480
Meh, I hate those "glitchy" remixes, especially when the original material is so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJSiaf9m55s
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>>27753235
This story in a nutshell
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