Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27582821
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650

Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

First for Sexy Hooves!

>>27651762
>...missed chance to do this with the accompanying artwork
>for the umpteenth time
Fo fuck sake, me... get it together.

>>27651776
Who cares, you won!

Pat yourself on the back, those ten seconds to upload it could have cost you.

OOCO
>AJ
"Celestia'
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"And you'll never believe this, but there's a skeleton under my skin! Flee!"

>That's okay, it'll probably make better company.

"HEY!"

>But as to mah' question, how does the namin' system work with us?

"Huh?"

>Like, okay, Ah' get why Ah'm named Applejack, but what about someone like Filthy Rich? Was he just destined to actually get rich? If he lost all his money, would we have to change his name to dirt poor? What about if Applebloom decided to grow pears? Do we have to change her name to Pearbloom? It just feels like we all only chase after what we're named, and somehow or other we always manage to actually fit that mold. How are names decided around here?

"Magic."

>Ya' can't just say magic for all yer' problems-

"MAGIC DAMN YOU! It's the only thing that makes sense! Somehow or other, you're magically told what to name your child by destiny itself, and it will decide where you end up. It's the only thing that makes any sense!"

>So, wait, what if Ah' named mah' hypothetical kid "World Destroyer?"

"Then you'd better hope to mother that he turns out to be a literary critic that specializes in AU criticism."

>Ah'm scared.

"Welcome to every waking moment I wonder if "Princess Slayer" is named."

>...Our names are kinda stupid-

"NO SHIT!"

>>27651826
I knew that was going to come up after the question raised last thread.

>>27651786
You are absolutely right, it's happened so many times....

>>27651870
Pp anon must have Hella good internet, he always beats me.

>>27651826
You ever notice that? That one fan authors write their stories, they very rarely give them tantastical names. Is there some kind of block on anything with us that we just don't want to give somebody a silly ass name? In a world where somebody is named Pinkie Pie, it seem sodd that nobody wants to give anybody a name like spoiled rich even though that's an actual name.

It's weird.

>>27651826
>Flurry Heart
>Literally is just there to cause a massive flurry by breaking the Heart

...Mother of god.

>>27651943
It's a knee jerk reaction to ingrained negativity following any 'quirky' name in media, be it intentional or otherwise, for fan works. If you'd seen a pony named Sunset Shimmer who's Celestia's student and able to rival Twilight in power before EQG, you'd righteously call bullshit. It's hard to distance yourself from that mindset, which is one of the reasons I think the lings took off in this thread. They're not Insectoslaya or anything like that, it's __Insert Number__ even ones like Chitania follow the naming theme of Chrysalis(It's literally just Chitin, their skin, and Mania combined.) and the Queens aren't unique special snowflake names, they're bugs. They're actually bugs. That's my take anyway.

>>27651943
Be fair, Spoiled Rich is a stupid name because it literally makes the character a strawman.

>Screwloose
“12”
‘???’
~???~
~~~

>Check it again.

“The mare says check it again.”

‘I’m checking, sir. I’m checking, I’m checking my checks and nothing checks out.’

>Then you’re obviously checking the wrong shit. I see some stuff over there, check that.

‘Ma’am, I assure you, all of this has been checked. Every single piece of documentation, checked and re-checked.’

“Then triple-check it.”

‘I don’t get paid for triple-checking, that’s overtime.’

>Okay. See, Twelve, I… I try, like seriously, I’m trying here. I’m trying not to stab this idiot and risk life imprisonment but he’s really pushing it.

‘…Now when you say stab-’

“You have to put yourself in his shoes, Screwloose. He’s just a desk-hand, someone who signs off on visitors.”

‘Exact-’

“Lowest of the low on the totem pole of jobs concerning Canterlot Castle.”

‘…Well, I wouldn’t say lowest-’

“What does he have to do all the live long day but ask ponies and other species prying questions for their reasons for being here? It must get boring, it must seem tedious, knowing that even if he fools himself into thinking he has authority, all one has to do is simply walk right past. Because what would he do? Stop them? Look at that lanky, malnourished figure. Course not. He’d do what he was probably ordered to do: ‘sit and wait and let the guard handle things’.”

~Someone call a guard?~

From between the entrance doors trotted a guard, pausing abruptly at the sight of the horribly familiar mare and changeling.

~Oh sweet fuck no....~

>Ah, Maker of Hay!

~Faust above, why couldn’t you have gotten stepped on…?~

>Aw, I missed you, too! But anyway, this is perfect timing! Can you tell this two-bit doorkeep to let us through before I just cut us through?

1/?

>>27652174

With a snort, Haymaker approached the stallion behind the counter, throwing a foreleg over his shoulder.

~I dunno, we don’t usually allow wheelchair bound ponies into the castle without a doctor’s note.~

>I hope you step on a damn lego.

~But I suppose I can. That is, if you apologize to Booker here for the harassment, because even with overtime it wouldn’t be enough to deal with you.~

>I re-fucking-fuse.

“Sorry, Booker.”

‘Apology accepted.’

>Pervert!

“What? I didn’t mean any of that to begin with, so what’s wrong with apologizing?”

>I…

“In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t matter. We have a lot of things we need to do, Screwloose… and it would be a shame to get stopped at the starting line. Right?”

He stared at her, and she stared back with the utmost mutiny.

Until finally relenting with a sigh.

~Welllll…?~

The most haunting part about the smile Screwloose fixed onto her face, that she aimed at Booker, was… it was sincere.

It wasn’t her usual ‘too wide’ smile of insanity. This one possessed friendly undertones… it was borderline warm.

>Sorry about that, Booker. We’re just in a hurry to get back to business.

‘I… I- n-no problem….’

>So, Haymaker, are we square now? Can we enter?

~Um… shit, I was going to say ‘yeah’ but now I’m not so sure. That smile, it’s freaking creepy on your face… I think I prefer you giggling like an idiot.~

>Oh come on, you’re the guard here. The guard who I’m going to assume can throw a crazy haymaker if provoked. I do have another switch besides ‘psycho bitch’, you know. I can be normal, it’s just more fun to be the opposite.

“Especially when you have priorities.”

>Especially then.

2/3

>>27652188

~…It’s alright, Booker. If they’re not on the list, add ‘em. They’re here under watch. …Careful watch now.~

Sometime later, as Twelve pushed Screwloose down familiar hallways, he couldn’t help but smirk a little.

“You know… that normal line was really good, almost had me believing it.”

Where the orderly at the hospital had managed to tame Screwloose’s mane into something respectful, she now took great pleasure in… gathering it all up into a bushy tail held by a black scrunchie.

"Gotta say, glad you kept that."

>Just for you. And, you know, I could say something cliché like there’s no such thing as normal, but that’s subjective as all fuck. I only know I want this. Twelve, I want this so bad it’s starting to give me night terrors….

“What is it you want, exactly?”

A cluster of indistinguishable shadows shot past the pair, a cluster of shadows emitting a joyous noise that also happened to drop something with a dull thud.

A something that turned out to be a rare Chitania figurine, one with foam plot action.

For a long moment, Screwloose stared at it, finding an answer to Twelve’s question hidden deep in that toy’s fierce glare.

>I want to feel safe.

“Ah. Then… let’s go make that happen, yeah?”

>Yeah.

“…But first I think we should get this back to Fifty-Six.”

>Fifty-who?

3/3

>>27652206
>Dropping the figure your Cuz spent an arm and a leg on

56 you fuckup.

>>27652354
I find it impressive he's still carrying it around, even while out... shadowing... with the other lunar guards.

>>27652376
My headcanon reason, and none will dissuade it, is that he doesn't even care about the whole plot thing anymore.

He just likes it because it reminds him his Cuz was always there for him, and thought he was worth it, even when he didn't know it.

>>27652459
I accept that. While I still consider him a plot-meister, I will wholly accept that being the reason why he carries that figure around.

>>27652459
>One random comment about 29 calling 56 Cuz somehow made one of the best family pairings in the thread

I love it.

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Gonna post these for PP anon.
Pinkie predictions!
>Let Applejack mark on your map.
>I'm checking them.
>Rainbow Dash wants to come inside.
> Fluttershy almost reveals her inner weaboo.
>Harry convinces an Ursa Minor to leave, but it's a little awkward.
>The CMC made some money!
>We have a special guest star, Barley Sheen!
>tape fanservice!

>>27652576
>>I'm checking them.

Think that's supposed to be Pinkie's checking them.

>>27652576
>>The CMC made some money!

SWEETIE BELLE NO!

>>27652680
>Sweetie Doll becomes Lyra Plushie analog.

>>27652514
That's how most of our shit started, one line and then it spun off into crazy.

>>27653045
That's literally how the whole thread started.

>>27652206
So now these two are getting into the arms race? How many factions do we have?

>>27653524
Enough that when they all Collide, it will technically count as a World War.

Because it will explode the world

>>27652860
>I need a bottle of club soda! Thank you, let me just adjust myself... Now stick it inside me neck down.

>>27653952
This sounds lewd... but I can't tell if it's post-lewd, lewd, or pre-lewd.

>>27651943
>Is there some kind of block on anything with us that we just don't want to give somebody a silly ass name?

No, I had no problem giving my past background characters silly names.
Charley Horse, Pumpernickel, Happy Hour, Cruise Control, Crackpot, Morning Joe, Vanilla Puddinghead. Fig Newton is probably my favorite one.

>>27651943
I named a character Tubbs Canoli...

>>27654161
We, and by that I mean the whole thread, are actually better than most. The weirdest one is a reference to Roman formations.

>>27654180
My usual rule for naming a guard is either "WEAPON OR PART OF WEAPON" or "THING YOU DO IN FIGHTING"

I find them very simple.

>>27652206
Nah

Still don't like how shit-tier muh kooky animu characterisation

>>27653973
I think its a Pre lewd of a post lewd that was a posted lewd so that means that it covers all bases and that in itself is lewd. It's just too lewd man! LEWD!

>>27654124
I do not know who this Puttinghead is, but I wish to see them again.

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Okay, Visual Novel talk. I wanted to see if converting our stories into a visual novel is possible and the answer is yes. I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue working at it, but I at least did enough work to prove it can be done. I'm mostly thinking out loud, but I'm gonna be straight with people, there are some walls to be aware of.

For starters, I'm not an artist, so unless I can find someone who can make me art assets for the characters and the background, you're probably going to get my minimalistic blocks. If there were a sex scene where Luna scissors Pinkie, this image is probably the best extent of my abilities in terms of art. It's most likely going to end up looking abstract, so don't get your hopes up in the visual department. I'm still trying to decide how to handle the background. If I decide to go all out on art, maybe the blocks will upgrade to include circles and triangles. Hell, maybe actual faces.

I wish I could add romance in. I'd chuckle to myself evilly planning it out. but I have to be realistic with the scope of the project. I am one anon who just learned how to use this yesterday and doing this on a budget of free. If I want to finish it, I'd have to leave the romance feature out. It'd be too time consuming to write and implement.

>>27655312

That said, if hypothetically I did do it, you'd probably play as Pinkie since this is pretty much her story. Build up a relationship forming the Pink Pony Club. Going out with Princess Luna seeing the dream city. Getting to know them as friends. Seducing them to set up your future harem. Leading them into the porn room for some kinky dream sex. Incorporate chocolate banana glory holes. Forge bonds, leveling up your social links to fight shadows...no wait that's Persona. Something like that I guess. Then again I could try making you play as Luna and romancing the club into a crazy foursome in Pinkie's sex dungeon. I'd have to probably have to write an entirely new story told in Luna's perspective though and that takes time too.

It's very likely going to be just a linear story without branching paths. Planning and writing extra stories for the branching paths would be too much on me. I might be able to at least give options during fight scenes. I'm debating if I should write a new adventure, or adapting my first arc into a VN. I'm leaning towards adapting the existing material since LNPP can be used as a guinea pig to see what kind of adjustments we'd have to make trying to adapt to a different media.

I'm probably okay in terms of acquiring sounds. The music that was in the VN was royalty free music I found using google and thought it was the perfect fit. Just gotta give credit is all.

Sorry, this is a lot of thinking out loud on my part. Like if I can only budget so much of my time, how much of that time can I spend writing the usual LNPP and how much time can I spend on the VN.

>>27655140
Vanilla Puddinghead was one of the mail time fan letters.

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Just in case people couldn't download the VN for some reason. Here it is in the usual greentext format.

Non-canon
>Pinkie Pie
"Luna"
~~~~
>Welcome to a special Late Night /pa/ with your host...PINKIE PIE!!! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we're in a visual novel! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!

"What in the dreamworld is going on?"

>Experiments, Princess Luna. Crazy Experiments!

"We feel really blocky again."

>That's because we only have blocks as placeholder art. My writer can't draw.

"Leave us out of your experiments."

>But you have the honor of being a part of something neat! We're a proof of concept. Imagine it...a /pa/ visual novel...you can't see it, but I'm waving my hooves.
Pinkie waves her hooves.
>Ah, there we go. Thank you.

"What's a visual novel? We feel like we've heard of this before."

>A visual novel is an interactive novel that usually use static images and music. Even if a Princess Applejack visual novel is too ambitious a project, if we play our cards right maybe we can get a visual novel of my late night show!

"That's nice..."

>Look look, we can even give you choices.
Options appear.
a)[This is pretty cool.]
b)[Can I put it in?]

a)
>I'm glad you think so!

b)
>Put it in the wiki? Go for it!

"...we wish to leave now."

>Awww...oh well we're out of time now anyway. Thanks joining us and trying out the prototype!

".......how do we leave?"

>Oh, let me bring up the menu.

>>27655321
Honestly, is this is something I never thought we would see, that all sounds fine.

>>27655342
I will keep my expectations reasonable

>>27655321
Liniear path is fine, and who knows, the blocks may actually make it more funny.

>Treehugger
"Guard"
~~~

>...Like, whoa.

"Are you on something? You have to tell me if you're on something.'

>Have you ever wondered, like, how we pick up stuff with hooves?

"Okay, I can't technically call that proof as that is a legitimate question, but I'm still concerned."

>And like, is the cutie mark magic inside of us, or does it come from somewhere?

"Also, sadly, a legitimate question, so I can't say it's evidence you're on something, but I want to reiterate, concern."

>...You got any weed?

"AH HA!"

>Because I'm a gardener, you know. I can clear it out in no time at all.

"Damn! I'll catch you someday!"

*FLEES!*

>So, no? That sucks, I need the money so I can pay my dealer.

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>>27655312
>>27655970

Blockyness can be sexy.

>>27656050
>She still didn't say what the dealer was.

And a running gag is born.

>>27656094
>Minecraft animations

Fucking kill yourself and livestream it your shit breathing uber faggot

>>27656222
>Minecraft
Oh wow, underage much? Or just a pleb? I'm leaning towards pleb but its more than likely you're an underage pleb.

>>27656118
It always starts so innocent...

>>27656222
>minecraft
That's clearly Final Fantasy VII.
I'd recognize Tifa's glorious tits anywhere.

>>27656255
Anon, are we getting old?

>>27656315
... Yes. Yes we are, but with age comes wisdom and refined taste. Let the youth have their cheep thrills and energy shots, we will sing songs about the glorious past and drink aged perfection!

>>27654161
I still prefer asshole mcshootyface.


Side note to something said last thread. Filthy rich is not as big of a jackass as Spoiled. Outside of things concerning Diamond Tiara his other stories where being the one to originally strike a deal with Pennydrop and attempting to overthrow Mayor Mare for some fucking reason

>Changeling
“Changelings”
~~~~~

>Hey, why’d all the shooting stop?

“Huh, I guess we’re out of bullets?”

>You can run out!?

“Right? Took me right off guard too.”

>Oh crap! How can we get some more?

“We’d have to buy them, I guess?”

>Buy them!? But… the guns cost all the money! How are we supposed to buy them?

“Huh… good question.”

>And!?

“I’ve got nothing, we’re out of money.”

>Oh shoot! EVERYONE! Save your bullets!

“..”

>We fired almost all of them, didn’t we?

“Yep.”

>Wow, we really cannot be left alone sometimes.

“We need some constant supervision, yeah.”

>>27656377
He didn't try to overthrow her, he was just trying to get elected instead.

That's not exactly evil.

>42
“Twilight”
~~~~

>Okay, so my previous routine was a bust, but I have more!

“Please stop. This is embarrassing.”

>Okay, what do you call a drink that gives you a black eye?

“Haywaian punch?”

>Darn! You heard that one?

“On a popsicle stick. When I was ten.”

>Curses! Okay, how’s about this one. Stallion walks into a bar…

“Ouch.”

>Blast!... what kind of medicine does the bed-

“Pil-os.”

>Shoot!... Why did the fishermare-

“Fish for compliments.”

>Drat! A hoofball-

“He stole second base.”

>A-

“The monkey was alive.”

>…

“…”

>…why didn’t the mare laugh at the cashier’s jokes?

“…”

>It didn’t make cents.

“…heh.”

>I’m taking that as a win!

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>>27656330
Hear, hear!

>>27656586
Faust help her, she's trying.

>Cloudchaser
“Derpy”
~???~
~~

>Didn’t you say my fence was stupid?

“I actually didn’t, I was just asking how it was going to make you-“

>Yet here you are, building an even fencier fence! Oh, Derpy, when will you learn?

“Today, I guess?”

>Alright, what’s the plan?

“Ramp!”

>Ramp?

“Ramp it, yeah!”

>So, you want to use this… as a ramp?

“Right! That’s why it’s made out of concrete instead of wood.”

>But it has those soft bumper things.

“Well, yeah, I don’t want to scrape my wings.”

>What happens if you fly off?

“That’s why I put it over the cliff! I’ll just fly right off! I’ll get all my boost and be super fast!”

>…But you’ll come back the way you came?

“Oh… oh riiiight. Well, shoot.”

>Oh, Derpy!

“Oh gosh.”

>Come on, let’s go see if we can make two hurricanes! No weather captain has ever beaten those!

“Okay!”
ZOOM!

~….ahhhhhHHHHHHHOHFUCKI’MGOINGTOCRASHWHYTHEFUCKISTHISCLIFFSTILLHEREWHYWHYWHYWOULDN’TYOU-~

TOK!

~…Oh… oh! Oh hey! The mayor finally put up a wall on this fucking Cliffside! Oh sweet Faust, I’m saved, and I didn’t need Mare Do Well to save me this time! OH THANK FAUST!... Which means wetting myself was a poor choice… damn.~

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>>27655363
>>27655970
In that case, I'll stop worrying and do what I want.

>>27656827
Holy shit! They fixed something!

>>27656532
It is when you ransacked city hall to find dirt on your opponent.

The man can't be all brownies and hugs and be with someone like her.

>18
“???”
~~~

>NE-… No, you know what? Screw this! I’m done for the day! I’m done! No more questions! I’ve sat here so long my plot is going to fuse to this damn chair! I’m going to have to be scraped free at this rate, no more! I’ve had all I can take and I can’t take anymore! No more inane questions! No more biology lessons! No more questioning how things work when clearly the answer was whoever designed them didn’t think it through! It’s clearly just there to look pretty! No more I said, NO MORE! I’M DOOOONE!

“Er, Miss Eighteen?”

>WHAAAAT!?

“You actually are done, we’ve been done for like ten minutes now. You could have gone already.”

>…oh.

“Yeah, thanks for all your help, you really cut down on the workload, you managed the whole thing by yourself pretty stellar I’d say!”

>Y-yeah, thanks… guess I did?

“Yep! Nothing more to be done, you can just head out if you want to.”

>Yeah… you know what? Yeah, I need to. I’m way too stressed out, I need to relax. You know what I need? Those candies I have in my desk, those will hit the spot just perfect. I need me to taste some, and get some nice, coolohhhSWEETLOVINGFUCK-

~GGRRAAAGGHHHHH!~

“Oh… shit.”

>THE PAPERWORK! I FORGOT THE PAPERWORK! AHHHH!

CRASH!

“What should we do!?”

>The only thing I can do, you stay back while I go… INTO THE BREACH!

~GRRAAAGHGHHH!~

>TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!

CRASH!

“You do not get paid enough for this shit.”

>>27657498
You can't kill it, fool!

>Actarius
“JJ”
~~

>Okay, so, to recap, what is the options here?

“Try to find a way out in vain, give up and die of starvation, or wait for someone to come rescue us.”

>You know what? We should do that last one, we’re not getting anywhere.

“One problem.”

>What’s that?

“Someone has to want to come looking for us.”

>JJ, how defeatist of you! We have plenty who would want to come find us! I mean there’s… uh… there’s still… well, we can’t forget…

“…”

>…Your Queen?

“Nuh uh, I didn’t tell her where I was going, and she gets distracted easy. Forty Two might look for me, but she has no idea who you are, soooo…”

>Shoot.

“What about you? Is your mom-“

>PFFFFT!

“Point taken.”

>…Thirty Two, maybe? Assuming he didn’t die in the hospital or something, which is possible.

“Anyone else?”

>…

“…Well that’s depressing.”

>But hey, at least I’ve got you, Jugglebuddy.

“I guess.”

>Can I have one more, please?

“You can’t see it.”

>I’ll know, JJ, I’ll know.

“Well… alright.”

>..

“DADA DADADADAADADADADA!”

>HEE HEE!

“DADADA-FUCKING HOLES!”

>Ohhhh… it never gets old.

>>27657146
Oh god....

Princess Derpy will rise!

>>27658095
>Comment a few threads ago
>Don't cha know Anon? Derpy is the Applejack of the Alternate Mane Six.

Welp, I'm spooked.

>Aj
“Chrysalis”
‘Cadence’
~Celestia~
~~~~

‘Auntie Celestia! Finally! I’ve been trying to see you all day!’

~You have? I’m so sorry, I was dealing with an, let’s say, issue regarding the assassin and some rather unfortunate reveals regarding the sugar we consume.~

>Wait, what’s wrong with the sugar? That sounds important.

‘I’m sure she’s handling it!’

~Well, technically Captain Pommel is currently handling it.~

“Do they need backup? Just asking.”

‘No! He does not!’

~He actually doesn’t, it shouldn’t be that bad, but I am curious as to why you’re declaring such.~

‘Because we need you to do something for the good of Equestria!’

~Is it eat all of the bad sugar in cake form, thereby poisoning myself lethally several dozen times over and going into shock that will put me out for weeks? Because I’ll do that.~

‘No silly, just make Auntie Luna do that, we need you to do something important!’

~You do remember that’s my sister, right? Please refrain from implying she couldn’t do something important, true or not.~

>Ya’ kinda shot yer’self in the hoof with that last bit.

~I said or not! As in, might not be true!~

‘Nevermind what you think of Luna!’

~Good! Good things is what I think of her! She’s needed! Appreciated! I’m not more important for her! For the love of mother I’m not more important than her she needs to be here I’M SORRY LULU!~

>…
“…”
‘…’

~Oh my, that was odd. So! You were saying?~

“Just going to roll past that one?”

~I don’t have any idea what you mean.~

‘You know what? It doesn’t matter!’

>It really should.

‘Because what’s more important is… Auntie Celestia, I need you to arrange a meeting between the Maretonians and us so that we can teach Applejack and Chrysalis how to deal with politics!’

~….nope!~

‘What?’

~Nuh uh, not happening!~

‘Um… er…’

~That all? Glad I could help!~

>…
“…”
‘…huh.’

>>27658386
Deeeenieed!

>>27658733
Celestia knows they're not ready! They would cause a set back that would destroy the cake budget for decades!

>>27658733
That was straight up brutal.

>>27658386
...did Luna ever even leave the room?

>>27659100
She's just sitting in the corner.

>SA
“Pinkie”
‘2’
~~

>Are… are you serious?

‘…Yayyyyy.’

“She’s onboard!”

>That’s not hard, she’d be onboard with double icecream cake.

‘GASP! That’s either cake with two ice creams, or TWO ICECREAM CAKES! That’s a win win!’

“She has a point.”

>That she does, and now my carelessness has ensured she’s getting one or the other, lest she be crushed and never trust again.

‘YAY!’

“Childlike wonder preserved!”

>But to my point, I just have a lot of very obvious problems with the idea you have put forwards. Number one, and I’m going to make this obvious, why the warm snuggly hugs would you ever think building another Partyland is a good idea?

“Why does everyone keep saying that? A friend of ours who got taken over by chaos powers, it’s not like the thing malfunctioned!”

>It almost crashed and killed us all.

“The chaos stuff almost killed us all too!”

>Is that supposed to be better?

“My point is, the Empire is perfect in every way for another Partyland!”

>She said, revealing the word ‘perfect’ means something wildly different in Pinkiespeak.

“I’m serious! Look, you guys can’t have a big fairground with lots of super special rides and roller coasters and stuff in the Empire, right?”

>That is correct, size is a bit of an issue in a place that needs way more of that.

“Well, Partyland lets you have all that, but it’s not taking up any space, or in the middle of a deathly tundra! We can fly right above the cloudcover!”

>That… actually makes a little bit of sense.

“Yep! And even better, since we’re directly over the endless snowbanks, even if something happened and we had to do an emergency landing-which I’m prepared for now!-we don’t run the risk of landing on anyone’s head, or the little animals, or even mess up the grass!”

>That… also makes a bit of sense, yeah.

1/2

>>27659240

“You guys could finally have a party place of your very own! A smaller one, I promise! Nothing so big if it landed it would cause any damage to the Empire, the mines or even your railroad! A decently sized Partyland flying just out of range and ready to give your citizens some happy times whenever they need it, and maybe even a bit of fun in the sun?”

>That… doesn’t sound too bad…

“And I’ll pay taxes, so, economic boost there.”

>That would be nice…

“Welllll?”

>Hrm… you’re just using us to beta test a Partyland before you move it out to other places, aren’t you?

“Yep! Hey now, don’t look at me like that, at least I’m honest! So, what do you say?”

>Ehhhhh… you know what? Let’s go for it.

“SCOOOOOORRRE! CONSTRUCTION ON PARTYLAND 2.0 IS GO!”

>I’m not vacationing there, though.

“Oh dear sweet sugar honey no, we learned that lesson.”

‘YAY! Ah’m getting’ an amusement park!... Can there be a marhmalley land?’

“Sure!”

‘…mah’ whole world is makin’ sense again.’

“So, wanna test out some more rides?”

>Do I?

“Good! Because they’re not gonna be free when I finish building.”

>…

“Economics, Shiny, have to live with it.”

>I can still take it back-

‘NO YA’ CAN’T! Ah’m ready for marchmalleyland and Ah’ can’t go back!’

>Ahhh, so that’s why you brought her… clever.

“What can I say? I know how to make everyone happy, not just ponies.”

>>27659259
Oh dear god no!

>>27659297
It was supposed to be dead! We were supposed to be free!

NOOOOOOO!

>>27659297
>>27659311
Pass out the cyanide pills.

Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

Fuck all y'all, I want Pinkie to succeed.

>>27659259
Just when you thought the nightmare was over...

Party land, ressurection!

This time, there's clowns.

>>27659424
FIVE NIGHTS AT PINKIES PARTYLAND!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziaFvjVtnxI

>>27653524
Alright I think I got this all of the following have at least some connection to the main plot.
>Canterlot Nobles
>The Canterlot guard
>29 and his angels
>DT, Gwen, Pennydrop, Spoiled Rich, and random Fawntine henchmen/Gryphon army because mooks
>Shimmer, Chitty, Sweet Note, and their mind controlled mafia
>The Canterlot Royals w/Spike, Dash, Jetset, and the Crystal Harem
>Discord
>13

>>27659382
She can succeed, if it is treated like her media empire and rarely mentioned. NEVER AGAIN.

>>27659609
OH SHIT NO! DON'T LOOK IT LIA

>Lyra
“Bonbon”
~~~~

>Okay, so my previous attempt to get noticed flopped.

“Noooo, how could that have happened?”

>So, instead, I’m refocusing!

“On something that works?”

>Yes!

“Nice change of pace.”

>Instead, I’m focusing all of my efforts onto… this!

“She said, pointing to nothing?”

>Exactly!

“Confusion intensifying.”

>Don’t you see? Use your imagination! Instead of an empty lot, imagine what it could be! Imagine a ramp so big we could fly clear to Canterlot! A giant building that holds an arena so you and I could engage in gladiatorial battles! A soundstage to host our own late night show with special guest stars! It could be anything!

“Huh. That does sound nice. So, what’re you planning to make?”

>What? Nothing, I just said imagine it.

“You’re not going to build anything?”

>Building stuff is hard.

“…Huh.”

>Want to go watch others do stuff and secretly know we can do it better?

“That actually does sound appealing to me.”

>That’s the spirit! We’ll be famous someday. You know, when we have the time, SUPER busy now.

“…I feel sad and I don’t know why.”

>Nothing an entire bucket of icecream can’t fix!

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>>27659775
And another one bites the dust!

>Dash
“Soarin’.
~~~~

>PLEASE DUDE! INSIDE!

“Nope.”

>Plleeeease inside!

“Not happening.”

>Do this for me, stallion! I really, really need it!

“You know why I can’t do that.”

>Just get rid of the protection for a bit and you totally can!

“Rainbow, no. This’ll ruin both our careers.”

>Mostly mine, though!

“Not better.”

>Come on, I neeeed it!

“Not doing it.”

>I neeeeed it!

“Nope.”

>I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED IT! PPLEEEEEASE!

“Rainbow Dash?... You cannot come inside.”

>For fucks sake! It’s my office!

“Was your office, and currently I’m under orders from Celestia not to let you in.”

>I just need to grab something, you can watch!

“Whatever is in there, you can’t take out. It’s against the rules.”

>I’ll let you win the next race. Eh? Ehhhh? Get some Dashie wins? That sounds good, right?

“Nope.”

>Fine! It wasn’t that important anyway! Just remember, you could’ve gotten over the one and only Rainbow Dash! That’s a loss on you, not me! Gah!

Angrily, she stomps off.

“Sorry, Dash, I would’ve if they weren’t watching...”

>>27660072
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>27660305
>>I’ll let you win the next race. Eh? Ehhhh? Get some Dashie wins? That sounds good, right?

YOU FOOL!

>Wait till she forgets
>Bet her for sex
>Call in win favor
>Come inside, Rainbow Dash.

YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!

>>27659501
There's also 007 and his village of supersmart predators.

>>27660876
Yeah, but they and Fluttershy are not really connected to the plot unless Pennydrop diverts unprepared mooks/Flash and Fizzle after them. I was going to include them but then I would have to include the other neutral parties and that would take much too long.

>>27660909
Again I mean. They are pretty done and working in a bubble with 007 doing his thing and Fluttershy getting a new comedy bit.

>>27660876
>>27660909
7's techncially only connected on the Chrysalis side, he's shown he'll use Buttercup if shit goes pear shaped, and he's still fiercely loyal to her. That and the whole village is just so he can figure out how to feed lings without ponies.

If a fight broke out, he'd probably be there, but unless an actual war starts he's not going to risk his literal meal ticket.

>SA
"Pinkie"
'Two'
~~

"So, you think your wife is going to be mad you agreed to let us build a floating themepark around her place?"

>Meh, if she does, I'll throw Two at her until she forgets about it.

'I brings the hugs, she brings the snugs, it's a good system.'

>We work well together.

"Awww, that's adorable! But it would never work on me."

>Your dad is really intense.

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK-'

WOCK!

>...

'...Shiny? Think ya' threw me too hard.'

>Forgot not everyone is as thickheaded as Caddy is.

'...'

>Don't tell her I said that.

'Ah'm gonna need a whole lotta' candy ta' ferget.'

>Deal.

'Yay! The system works!'

"MY BRAIN!"

>>27661281
She's learning to accept bribes... this does not bode well for the empire's future.

>>27661447
The positive side, she's learning she's a powerful projectile.

>>27661516
I'm pretty sure she could have guessed that since she's just about unbreakable.

>>27661540
She forgets her own strength sometimes.

On an unrelated note, that is what I want 56 to do for his primary attack. Just have somebody chuok him really hard at the enemy.

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Gotta keep the thread up... gotta keep the thread up... gotta keep the thread up...

>>27661922
Is moving faster than normal tonight?

>>27661982
Seems like it.

Gnight,,thread.

>>27662506
Night, anon

>>27659485
Welp, I know what a majority of my stories for that place will be now, thanks.

>>27659382
Same, I actually want Partyland to come back.

>>27659501
If it comes back I'll make sure to reference it a lot.

>>27659501
Hey wit a minute!

Whatever happened to that oh so important Flash and Fizzle thing that we needed to have their story line resolved that day for?

>>27663654
They haven't been seen since Fluttershy kicked their ass.

And it is is Flash/Fizzle, they get like 1 story every ten threads.

>>27663659
He means that somebody actually asked that they be freed up from the 7 storyline specifically because they wanted to use them, so it got resolved that day.

Cue nothing to follow it.

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Various]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we mix up the familiar.

Cadence explodes a red barrel.
"I'm the- PASSION FANGS! The pretty one!"

DT sits in a mounted turret mowing down anything she sees.
'I'M GRUMPY!'
She jumps out of the turret as it gets hit by a missile.

>AND I'M THE CRAZY ONE RAZOR KICK!
She spins kicking 3 Dream Eaters at once. All 3 split apart into a black visceral mess. Kids that were under their control regain their senses for a moment, but other dream eaters come along and play their own song.
>OH C'MON!

"I see them. I see them all. They're all around us!"
She launches her whip and it pierces through a Dream Eater. A land shark comes out of the ground and tries to bite Cadence.

'ROCKET JACKHAMMER!'
DT lands on the land shark pummelling it down.
'They're kinda pissed.'

>Seriously! BURNING HOOF!
Her right hoof glows red punching a tiger's head clean off.
>Maybe if we offer a spot on our show they'll chill out?

'I highly doubt that.'

>Could be worse though. At least we're not fighting-

'Nope, don't finish any of that. I've seen enough movies to know that we'll just end up fighting that.'

"Pinkies!"

>What?

"I mean a bunch of Pinkies!"

[We're going to have fun. Lots of fun!]

>Or should I say a harem of Pinkies...

'....no...it can't be.'

A DT in a slave outfit show up.
[Pleeease, give me orders.]

'...it is.'

A Cadence in a dominatrix outfit show up with a sultry smile.
[I've got orders for you. These girls have been naughty. We've got to give them a good spanking.]

"...it's the waifu versions of us...from your Christmas night thing. WHY ARE THEY HERE!?!"

DT starts strangling Pinkie.
'If we live through this I'm going to kill you!'

"WE are going to kill you!"

>It's....not my fault...they were popular...

[Fun?]

"'SHUT UP PINKIE!'"

>>27663833
Oh god not the sexy!

Anything but the sexy!

>>27663833
Oh myyyyy~

>>27661922
I almost "into the Wiki"ed that until i remembered it was already there.

I need to stop drinking before noon.

>29
“MM”
‘Zecora’
~Trixie~
~~~~~~

~This is the stupidest thing Trixie has ever heard!~

>Do not be silly, my magical friend. Tis the path of most efficiency.

~How is Trixie supposed to help ghost children when she’s locked up in this cage!?~

“We’re just going to do what we can while we’re here, that’s all. I’ve already sent a letter to the princesses, they should be getting back to me soon and having this whole thing cleared up.”

~And how quickly did they normally get back to your letters?~

“…You know what, on second thought, maybe I should go-“

~DON’T-er…~

“…”

~Don’t… let Trixie stop you! You can leave any time you want, you know.~

‘How foolish, even if she left Twenty Nine and I would remain. Do not fret so much, you have no need to fear loneliness’s pain.’

~Trixie fears nothing! She beat Sunset Shimmer in one on one combat! She could probably have beaten all the princesses if she wished!~

>Mine doubts be held at the thought.

~She could have!~

“Look, let’s just try to make the best of this.”

~Fine! What do you want Trixie to do?~

>Breakdance.

~…~

‘They said it, not Twenty Nine. They want to see moves so fine.’

“They uh, they really did.

~…~

>Let us… shelve that one for now.

~Good call.~

>…Does thou want to play poker?

~Yes! Finally! Trixie will take everything from you!~

“Er, Trixie?”

~Her luck has to go up at some point today!~

>”’…’”

~Shut up and deal!~

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>>27664533
Lets be honest, she invaded our hearts.

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>>27664794
>mfw Changelings could easily be Invaders

Cute, but damn am I shaken by that revelation.

>>27664794
Hnnnnnnng that cute tongue poking out

>>27664794
Oh god, my heart!

>>27664794
I thought that was a weird OC for a second.

I should flog myself for not recognizing our princess.

>>27664794
Well, that's a combination I never thought I'd see.. I love it.

>>27664906
For shame!

Me thinking that too was unrelated!

Mine was because of the quote... So there.

>>27664794
God I'm torn.

On the one hand, it's a Zim parody, which I'm against on principal.

On the other... It's so cute. Fuck, what have you done to me?

OOCO
>Spike
“SA”
‘Poindexter’
~Celestia~
(Chrysalis)
{Cadence}
~~
>Alright, can we try to be normal about this?

‘Says the magical firebreathing dragon, while addressing royalty of three other nations.’

>Two and a quarter.

(I will end you!)

>That aside, you know what I mean.

“The fact it’s you asking for normality means a lot, I want you to know.”

~It means he’s weak is what it means!~

{TEAR HIS HEART OUT! BATHE IN HIS BLOOD!}

>”’…’”
~…I was thinking more mess with him, or something like that.~

{Oh. Okay!}

‘Your wife has a wild side to her.’

“If only she’d show it elsewhere… in the bedroom for instance.”

>Nevermind! Because you’re in a-

(CAST ADVANCED SEDUCTION ON SHINING ARMOR!)

“OH COME ON!”

>Oh well… you need to roll to-

{STAB CHRYSALIS! STAB HER IN THE HEART! DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE BETRAYER! END IT ALLLLLL!}

>”’~…~’”
(…Uh…okay? I… don’t think I could stop that.)

{Neat! I win!}

“Cadence? Sweetie? Are you feeling okay?”

{Just peachy, why?}

~…Cast advance seduction-~

{GOUGE HER EYES! CLAW FREE THE UNCLEAN SIGHT!}

>I think she actually did do that.

“Okay, honey? I’m worried about-“

{SLIT POINDEXTER’S THROAT!}

‘GAH! What did I do!?’

>Get your throat slit, that’s what. She rolled a crit.

{Now it’s just you and me, sweetie! We can have our own little adventure, isn’t that great?}

“Uh…y-yeah, great.”

>…So do you want to-

“Hold up, I want to see what is the matter.”

{Oh Shiny, nothing’s the matter! Even if it was, you probably did it!}

“…”

{Burn Shiny alive!}

“WHAT!?”

{I didn’t want to be unfair, I killed everyone else.}

>…Good game everyone!

(I’m afraid.)

{Why?}

~…Fuck this!~

MASS TELEPORT!

{Hrmph! Everyone can be so silly sometimes. It’s just a game.}

And now that I finally finished writing, I can join in the HHNNNNGG fest for >>27664794

Yeah, I know, it's an Invaderzimification, the most deviant of underage, but NO FUCKS GIVEN, marchmalley Princess is always cute.

>>27664906
But she is an OC

>>27665041
What he does to all of us! FUCK WITH OUR HEARTS AND MINDS!

>>27665059
... Pregnancy pains?

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>>27665202

>AJ
“Chrysalis”
‘Cadence’
~Celestia~
~~~

‘But Auntie Celly, why not?’

>Ah'm a little curious too.

"Not complaining, curious.”

~I thought it would be obvious. There’s no way I’m going to risk further pain when our political situation is so bad we could probably start a war by sneezing in an empty room.~

‘But that’s exactly why we have to do it now! How are they supposed to learn if they never try?’

~I didn’t say never, but considering these two managed to irrevocably screw up the situation with the griffon’s across two nations is probably a sign not to throw them at an ally yet just to see how badly they can mess up again.~

>This is kinda bummin’ me out.

“It would hurt less if she wasn’t right.”

‘Auntie Celestia, we have to try! Otherwise they’re never going to learn!’

~That wouldn’t exactly hurt anything, considering I only brought Applejack on to help with the paperwork and Chrysalis is currently crashing at your place and doesn’t exactly have any political clout or trade to speak of.~

>Harsh.

“We’re working on that, thank you! Actually working on it, not just saying it this time!”

‘We are! We have been working together, and they’re really close! But they need this if they’re ever going to fly on their own! It’s not going to be anything major, just a simple meeting. Please, Auntie Celestia?’

~Nope.~

‘…’

“Uh oh.”

>What?

“Caddy’s doing the twitch.”

>is the twitch bad?

“The twitch is bad.”

>Step back?

“Unless you mean to Mexicolt, it won’t help.”

‘Celestia?’

~Yes, dearest Cadence?~

‘I’ll make them write a letter to you about what they learned afterwards.’

~…~

>Oh, mah stars.

~…It has to say “Dear Princess Celestia” at the top.~

‘Of course!’

~And… Spike has to send it.~

‘Done. And. Done.’

~…Very well, I’ll call for the meeting later.~

>Damn, that twitch is good.

“Wait, what?”

>Ya’ll wouldn’t get it.

>>27665397
Oh Celly, you letter slut.

>>27665397
>Cadence is competent

What fucking world!?

>Quicksilver
“SG”
~???~
~~~~~

>You know what? I’m happy to be alive.

“That’s probably the painkillers talking.”

>I’m happy I’m upright, walking, and well enough I’m not going to die. Not a great many can say that!

“Weirdly not comforting.”

>Yep! I survived something astonishing, maybe this is a sign!

“To stay away from holes? There’s a literal sign that tells you that. Literally, it’s a sign that says that.”

>Maybe this is the day I change my life!

“From ‘loser’ to ‘wounded loser’? Not exactly off.”

>This is the day I throw off my vices and addictions!

“Waaayyy later than it would have been any help.”

>This is the first day of the rest of my life!

“And the end of your life, if this keeps up.”

>Yep… todays is a good day.

~YOOUUU! WHERE’S MY MONEY!?~

>To die. Later SG!

CRASH!

“..did…did he just jump out the window?”

~YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY!~

CRASH!

“Why would you jump out the other window? There was already a broken one… wait, are they going to think I did this?...”

CRASH!

>>27664794
I don't know why, but I'm smiling.

>>27665860
There's no escaping it, QS.

He gon getcher white guard booty.

>>27664794
AND AN IN AND A TO AND A GREAT BIG THE WIKI IT GOES!

>32
“Nurse”
~~~

>Thank you kindly for the meal. I know it doesn’t really help me, since I don’t actually feast on love, but I enjoy that someone actually cares enough to give me something!

“It’s a scheduled delivery.”

>Ah, my apologies.

“…”

>Is something wrong? Did you need something else?

“…huh. I heard you make uncouth offers to anything that moves. I was kind of expecting that.”

>Wha? Oh no! No, you’re mistaken! I actually only do that to close confidents of mine. I wouldn’t offer to sleep with just anybody! Only a select few ever see that card laid on the table! What kind of changeling do you take me for?

“Oh. That was rude, I guess.”

>I should say!

“…So does anyone of the actually take you up on it?”

>…

“…”

>…say, how would you like to be in the exclusive club-

“No.”

>You asked!

“Why you didn’t. But now that I know why, it’s not bothering me. I still don’t want to sleep with you. Also, I’d get fired.”

>Well… fuck

“I just said no.”

>That joke is terrible!

“Just eat your food.”

>Someday… someday…

A tiny violin starts playing.

>NOT HELPING Q!

>>27666191
>Q has been there the whole time.
>Just sitting there.
>Waiting.

Glorious.

>>27666326
And Reggie's sneaking off with whatever food 32 gets.

LAST THREAD RECAP, MAFIOSO EDITION!
>Actarius and JJ, despite their best attempts, cannot escape the embassy. They're probably going to die in there.
>Interrogation of the 'assassin', who's real name is Tubbs Canoli, goes well, despite the fact that 88 and Lavan threaten him. After a bit of pressure, eventually he cracks and admits that he works for the Palaminos, who run the pizza shop. He also reveals why he's been covering for them, they're importing... SUGAR!
>Yes, magically cut, super unhealthy, sugar.
>Celestia is not happy.
>A fried stick of butter is not healthy, but Shiny's still going to eat it. To mortality!
>Cadence wants to setup a meeting with the Maretonians to train AJ and Chrysalis in politics,, despite both of them knowing that this is a bad idea. Though she can get Chrysalis to agree thanks to 'playing the card', Aj is a little harder. So, instead, she plays the Celly card. That works.
>Dash trains with the rainbolts. It goes poorly.
>Two comes home from school to find Eighteen on the throne, and is confused.
>The guards bring Trixie down into the dungeon, despite her loud protests, and lock her up.
>Chitania is talking with socks.
>Twilight's offers for a new guard captain go nowhere.
>They keep coming to Fluttershy, she still isn't a princess.
>Rarity gets an odd opinion from the Canties.
>SA decides not to go bug Cadence when he spots her skipping off with AJ and Chrysalis in tow.
>Someone keeps trying to put Silver Spoon in spandex.
>Lightning Dust gets an interesting offer in the form of a letter
>Sunset finally makes it back to Chitty, and she's not happy. She ignores the changelings questions and the two of them and Sweet Note set out with all of Chitania's stuff. Sweet Note, still being weak, has to be carried by Chitty.
>Celestia is busy, but that won't stop Cadence.
>Centitrain is scary to feed.
>Aj wants to know how to eat at dinner, and it triggers table manners flashbacks.
1/4

>>27666503
>Spike and Jetset find themselves in the magic room for Celestia's special training
>SA and Pinkie find the 'hottest club in Manehatten' isn't so great.
>29 and co find out about Trixie's imprisonment.
>Cloudchaser crahses into Octavia's shower while she's making tea. The latter is the least weird part of this.
>Some stranger is cutting down flowers and breaking pots, but who? Let's ask this fellow with the green pointy hat!
>32 is well enough to be left alone, and 42 and him leave on good terms.
>Sunset, Chitty and Sweet Note ride on a train without knowing exactly where to go, until Sweet Note gives them a location thanks to something she heard from a friend.
>SA and Pinkie bring Two along to test rides. It goes well.
>42 comes home to find 18 on the throne and isn't sure what to do.
>Instead she leave to find all the changelings have guns, and gets more confused.
>Two is afraid of mimes. Don't ask.
>Dash is finally ready to carry the weight.
>Lyra's attempts to get noticed go poorly.
>Cloudchaser almost builds a fence but decides against it.
>AJ learns of artificially grown apples, and breaks down crying.
>The CMC can't find Sweetie Doll, but they can shake their booties.
>Rarity admits she made a mistake and decides to start fixing things.
>Twilight, reluctantly, decides to do an 'outreach program'.
>Fuzzy and the Buzz give an update.
>29, MM and Zecora go down to see Trixie, and after meeting a racist guard, who is surprisingly racist to Zecora instead of 29, they ask her what she was thinking. Trixie claims she was framed by Sunset.
>And... they believe her! Without a single doubt, the believe her, and swear they'll help her out. When the guard refuses to let her out, they say they're staying down there until she's free.
>Trixie tries not to let them see her cry.
>Vekir is sad to learn you don't become an alicorn by eating cake, and Siegfried gets his beak broken for saying Omlette Du Fromage.
>Quicksilver is, reluctantly, alive.
2/4

>>27666514
>Buttercup and Bubbles worry about if 7 will come back, and wonder what will happen if he doesn't, and if they'll go back to 'normal', something they very much don't want to do. Their fears are not realized, as with thunderous steps, he's back.
>AJ, Chrysalis and Cadence wonder if they should examine Infusions and their distribution more.
>Gwen and PD head towards Trottingham.
>Turning a blimp into a battle cruiser isn't illegal
>Gambling learns Quicksilver is alive, and goes after him.
>Dash left all her porno in her desk.
>Aj points out if they go after the cake budget, Celestia will kill them all.
>Rarity learns nobody is near the round table, but a guard has been standing there the whole time.
>Derpy is racist... or sexist... or.. something?
>We suddenly cut to a grey haired mare sitting at her desk, one that's at the top of a skyscraper high rise, the sounds of battle nearing her and she keeps lamenting that it wasn't supposed to end like this so soon.
>When the battle reaches her door, she declares she's not going down fighting, and whips out a magical cannon of some sort and nukes her door.
>But, alas, it doesn't work, and a white unicorn marches in unharmed, and takes her out. In a flash, it's all over.
>And then Sunset complains to the 'unicorn', obviously Chitania, about breaking everything, and Sweet Note apologizes and admits she didn't know the mare had a weapon that powerful.
3/4

>>27666523
>Chitania grouses about not being able to kill any of the higher up bodyguards, but Sunset says they have to be kept alive, so operations look normal while they take over.
>Due to her inability, Chitania has to give yet more changeling magic to Sunset, so she can brainwash the mare in her stead. She does, and Sunset proudly declares that Chitania is now the head of a crime family!
>As Sunset gets to work, ordering the mare revealed to be named "Deep Pockets" to purchase several things, Chitania begins to wonder if that's true at all...
>But she decides to deal with it later, for now, all that matters is becoming more powerful.
>This is just the first step

Sorry I'm a little late, but thems the breaks!

As always, if I missed anything, tell me all about it!

>>27666531
Late or not late, you're always a big help.

So what exactly is the endgame for Totally-Not-Megazord Chitania again?

Cos if it's another smash em up I cannot help but be bored by it all.

>SA
"Pinkie"
'???'
~~

"Yep! Right there, that's where I want to do it!"

>Right there?

"Right there! This spot, exactly! It's perfect!"

>I don't know, it's pretty out in the open.

"Come on, Shiny! Where's your sense of adventure?"

>I think I left that back in the castle with Two, so that she wouldn't have to be out here, and see... this.

"Bah, she'd get it!"

>That actually worries me.

"So... ya' wanna?"

>Ehhh... I'm kind of worried someone will see.

"Doesn't that make it better?"

>Ehhhhh...

"..."

>...Alright.

Bloop!

"Perfect! Annnd... DONE!"

>That was fast.

"I know you can't last long."

>Hey!

"Not knocking you, it's a heck of a show while it lasts!"

>I can last for days, thank you! I proved it at my wedding!

"Not with me, you can't! I'm way more demanding."

>I could keep up!

"Suuuure you could."

>Is that a challenge?

"Ohhhh ho! It's on!"

>Very well... I say I can hold you up for a full hour!

"You're on! Shake!"

>Shake! Wait, what did we just bet?

"You'll find out, someday!"

>So you don't know?

"...shut up and keep your bubble up."

>Very well! I assure you, you're going to be blown away.

"Oh Shiny... you say that why I wouldn't love every minute of it."

'Gasp.'

>GAH!

"HOLY SHIT!... MAUD!?"

'Pinkie, how could you.'

"It's not what it looks like!"

'Shining, you've hurt me. My heart is broken.'

Calmly, she walks off.

"Maudy no! No wait, come back! It's not what it looks like!"

>Pinkie? There's a giant floating bubbleshiled replica of Partyland above us, which you are standing on, what exactly else can it be?

"QUIET YOU! MAUD WAAIIIT!"

>...so was she more upset Pinkie was doing it, or she was doing it with me?... huh...

>>27666781
Well, yes it gonna be smashy smash, but there will be feels and it's not happening for a long time so it will give you a chance to unfuck yourself.

>>27666781
Probably won't be another City Smashing scene, especially not Canterlot as it would be a repeat of her first attack with the only change being 'she feels justified in revenge'... which is actually what was the point of it the first time too, only the revenge was pointed at Momsie.

It's for sure going to be a massive battle scene, you don't hype up Chitty going next level without going all out. Though who's going to be involved is up in the air. It'll for sure be in a new location with new stuff coming in though, from her and others.

In short, don't worry about it. If you want variety, I'm sure he'll bring it. If you just think ANY battle scene is going to be boring, meh.

>>27664794
Awwww.

She probably conquered a marshmallow planet to get that.

>>27667008
>Invader Blue concourse the Mar-Mal System.
>Starts eating the inhabitants of Mar-Mal Prime by the dozens.
>Mar-Mallions watch in horror as the great devourer devours their bodies like the the great Smoodlin eats chum dipped hyper shorts.
>And once she's finished consuming she will whisk off to Partylandica for Operation: NEVER ENDING PARTY 2!

"Mar-Mallions roasting on an open pyre~!"
>WHY IS SHE SINGING!?
"Mally bits squirming between mah toooes~!"
>IT'S BEAUTIFULLY HORRIFIC!

>Twilight
"???"
~~~~

>Alright... better get this over with before I go any further.

The alicorn's hooves were hard to steady as they rose up to rapt on the door she knew like the back of her own hoof. Though it had been quite some time since she came down here last, she still remembered every single notch and scratch on the wooden barrier. Even from here, she could practically smell the musty papers inside, she could almost hear the rustling of them rubbing together as they were cycled through again and again. In her brief respite, she found herself losing her focus as the memories overtook her. So many good times happened behind that door. Lots of not so great times, she admitted, but good times.

"Yes? Can I help... Ah! Princess Twilight, how nice of you to come down. Is everything alright?"

Her mane waved back and forth as she tried to shake the thoughts from her head and refocus, to bring herself back into the present, and most importantly the expectant face looking over to her from across the top half of the door flung open. In particular, the singular eye that followed her every move with a skill that had never wavered, even after all this time.

>Seventy Seven, hi. How are you doing?

The older looking changeling stretched as he shrugged, obviously coming up from a previous bout of relaxation.

"I've been worse, I suppose. Is everything okay back home?"

>Completely fine, no need to worry. Well, aside from everything that already happened, I should say. Nothing new has happened.

"Thank goodness for small comforts, right?"

The chuckle they shared was an uneasy one, but not an unwelcome one.

"Then are you looking for Cheerilee? She's out, I'm afraid."

>No, thankfully it is you I'm looking for.

"I can't say I expected that, but I'm always happy to help an old club member when she needs my assistance."

>A club... oh! Oh wow, I completely forgot about that.

1/3

>>27667195

The mare almost found herself being lost again, her mind already drifting off to wonder where she put that strange spider like contraption she had used to compensate in her battle. She had almost traced it back before the changeling suddenly cleared his throat, and she crashed back to reality.

"Life can be quite unexpected, I admit. It's been a time since I've gotten to taste a good fight, even. I fell I've missed out on all the fun stuff."

>That's sort of why I'm here, actually.

A glint showed in his single eye, and she noticed him ever so subtly twitching in the direction of the knife on his side.

"Is that so? Do you want to have another go in the magic room? I'd be happy to oblige if you want to keep you skills sharp."

His insinuation in the last word did not go unnoticed, nor did his slight disappointment when she shook her head.

>Nothing like that, actually.

"My apologies. I did not mean to come off as bloodthirsty or anything."

>It's alright, who knows. Maybe this will help with that.

His curiosity grew more genuine, his eyebrow raising up inquisitively, and his stance growing a little more stiff.

"I'm not looking for a mission, if that's what you're implying. I think I've had enough roaming about in the shadows for this lifetime."

>No no! Nothing like that! Just the opposite, in fact!

Her insistence took away much of the apprehension, but none of the confusion from his face.

"Then I'm afraid I don't understand, what is it you need of me?"

>Well, since you said you don't want to run around anymore, I'm wondering if I can propose your stay be more permanent?

His vexing, if anything, grew.

"Wasn't it already?"

>What I'm proposing is less hunting, and more... guarding.

And grew, and grew.

"Huh?"

2/3

>>27667203

>Seventy Seven, Ponyville has been completely without a guard for far too long. It's been without one, because it doesn't have a leader, someone who knows battle and to train and protect, to guide them. If you want to stay in Ponyville for the rest of your life... why not make it safer while you do so?

Until the realization came, and washed it all away.

"You mean..."

>Seventy Seven... I want to propose to Queen Chrysalis to have you migrate down here, and become Captain of the Ponyville Guard.

A great weight suddenly pressed down on the changeling, she could see it from here. The pony did not know where his mind went to, what thoughts brought him questions, and fear. She did not know what the changeling saw, or where that faraway look he gained too him to. She could never know what, truly, he thought to such a question, and the heavy burden it brought with it.

When he looked back to her, she understood the look in his eyes no better, and could only hope that the words that followed the deep sigh would clear everything up.

"...I-"

~GRRRUUUUGGGHH!~

She felt it, rather than saw it. A fuzzy limb that brushed over the top of her head, and kept on going. She only caught a glimpse of it before it swiped by, a flicker that took away her vision for only a second.

When it came back the changeling was gone.

>...what.

Or rather, he had gone far, far back into the library, and landed with a resounding crash.

"WHAT THE DEVIL!?"

3/4fuckthewordcount

>>27667210

~GRRUUUUGGHHHH!~

The princess's head rolled up, to the source of the low roll. From her vantage point, she could only see the chin of the beast that had struck the changeling, but that was all she needed to see.

>...why bear?

Her garbled words made as much sense as the situation did, when the bear in question leapt into the library, and charged the now standing changeling.

~GRUUGGGHH!~

"You want a piece? Try to tear it from my hide. I WILL TEAR BACK A THOUSANDFOLD!"

The roar, and she could not tell if the bear's or changelings were louder, seemed to be the starting signal, and both charged forwards.

The princess could only watch in stupified shock as they collided, and their battle consumed her library.

>...But why bear tho?

The universe would never answer her.

>>27667215
>Harry Onepunching 77

YES

YESSSSS

>>27667215
I knew it was coming when you said you were going somewhere with this, but its still beautiful to behold.

>>27667215
>>...But why bear tho?

Why not bear?

That's the real question, why NOT beat?

>>27667215
Go Harry! Kill that fucking fake badass! There is literally no reason why 77 could or should win this fight, put his old ass out to pasture!

>>27666781
>Totally-Not-Megazord

MEGAZORD IS A COMBINATION OF ZORDS YOU PLEB, NOT ONE.

IT'S NOT A MEGAZORD UNLESS SOMEONE IS PILOTING HER AND AT LEAST TWO OTHER ZORDS!

SHE'S JUST WEARING ARMOR! THAT'S FUCKING DIFFERENT!

#triggered

>>27667572
>here is literally no reason why 77 could or should win this fight,

>Fly
>Shoot lasers

Beg thine fuckin' pardon? What's he gonna do, throw a big rock?

>>27667579
Astro Megazord only had the one.

>>27667607
We don't talk about In Space around these parts.

>>27667607
Doesn't it count as two? It's a tiny ship that makes the head.

Admittedly, the tiny ship flies out of the bigger ship that makes the body, but it's still a separate thing.

>>27667579
He means Mecha Chitty you dumb ass.The new armored Chitty is completely different, ask Schmoe.

>>27667635
>He means Mecha Chitty you dumb ass.

Then he's still fucking wrong!

>Totally-Not-Megazord Chitania

It would be totally not Totally-not-CHITANIA MEGAZORD you quintuple pleb! Defining name goes first! That's true of literally every megazord!

How do you fuck that up!?

#Doubletriggered

>>27667651
What about... uh.. Shit, he's actually right on that one, I seriously looked it up. http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Megazord

>>27667635
Did he? Then I need to revise this.>>27666888
It's probably going to either be used against Chitania in Battle Mode or to fight some other as yet unnamed threat, and used to further Pennydrop's goals. It might fight actual Chitania, but if it does oh shiiiiiit is Chitty gon get fucked up.

Rule one of Mecha-Godzilla. He'll never truly be able to win, but he will FUCK UP GODZILLA before he loses.

>>27667651
I never said that he wasn't wrong, just that you misunderstood what he was talking about.

>>27667678
I'm sure he was, and it will be used against Chitty, I means It's gonna be Amored Chitty vs Mecha Chitty. Which is technically a cybernetic mech built on the bones of her mother... so yeah.

>>27667589
That's boring. You're boring. Like 77.

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>>27667757
Look at this and tell me that again! I. FUCKING. Dare. You.

>>27667678
>Rule one of Mecha-Godzilla. He'll never truly be able to win, but he will FUCK UP GODZILLA before he loses.

We're weirdly actually being consistent with the giant mech progression.

Metal Deer got some shots in, but Chitty shreked it hard when she stopped playing around.

Mechamoth was actually winning for most of it, she just fumbled at the end, but notably didn't get destroyed.

MechaChittyzilla might just pull it off.

>>27667768
Borrrrrrring. Laaaaaame. Loser~

>>27667783
He said about someone going up against an entity whose endgame is knocking a representation of the show's creator the fuck out.

>>27667768
>Pictured: A useless piece of shit in front of a toilet.

>>27667784
>>27667801
So much hate~

>Chitania
"Sunset"
'Sweet Note'
~~~~~~

"Does she have to do that so loudly?"

If there was ever a time the Queen Changeling would give a single care to any question asked in that tone of annoyed voice, it was so long since passed an entire new era had come and taken it's place, leaving it alone in the sands of time.

Instead, the Titan gave little more than a grunt, and not even a single glance to the mare jumping up and down excitedly on the massive, and obviously quite expensive, bed. The one which had, mere hours prior, belonged solely to the now zombified pony staring blankly into space, oblivious to the intruders in her private abode.

'WHEEEE!'

The unicorn's annoyance only grew, her teeth already beginning to gnash together and grind uncomfortably.

"If she doesn't cut that out-"

>Focus!

The bark of the changeling could cow most anyone, fighter or otherwise. To the mare, it merely made her even more irritated than she had been before. Pointedly, she let the glare roll off her chitin like rain, and instead went back to focusing on the mishmash of different metal parts and strange liquids on the table before them.

"It's really hard to focus with her making so much noise!"

>Sweet Note.

Her name alone was all that needed said. She let herself flop back down on the heavenly mattress, and bounced no more, instead snuggling joyously into the silken sheets.

>Can you focus now?

Sunset let out a low grumble, but complained no more.

>Good. Now, for the next test.

"We really should kidnap a changeling for this, I don't want to risk a side effect happening and you ending up with a hoof missing or something."

>If there was one that would not turn my daughters stomach at the loss, I would consider it. As it stands, I remind you that she'd rather keep her meager hive whole, for the time being.

"What will it matter, when we're all done? Who cares what their number is now?"

>That...

1/4

>>27668106

The mocking, sharp denial suddenly stalled on her tongue, as if the very words had tripped and fallen on the invisible path. A curious, strange thought entered her mind, staying just long enough to wear out it's welcome before she roughly shoved it free.

>That is of no concern, we must prepare in case something goes wrong with the main plan.

"Doubting your abilities already, oh mighty Titan?"

She didn't know which annoyed her more, the singsong voice or the way her eyes fluttered.

It took her a full minute to conclude she hated both equally.

>I do not doubt that when the time comes, my might shall break the soul of those who think themselves higher beings. I shall bring them low, be certain. But, I must also admit I have been blindsided before, to doubt the possibility would be foolish.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that."

Her yellow hoof reached out, rubbing along the length of the Titan's powerful forelegs.

"We're going to make it so you can kill any god, without a single problem. Any of them. Any..."

She drifted off, catching herself nearly instantly before pulling away, and disguising her behavior by bringing her cheek to chitin.

"It's going to be so much fun!"

>So you say... how is everything progressing with her?

Her desperate change of the subject did not go unnoticed, even though it would go uncommented on.

"Deep Pockets? Her businesses are continuing as usual. Well, not usual, I needed a bit of extra funding to cover up these newest expenses, so I helped her, shall we say, streamline her business. You'd be amazed how inefficient a crime boss could be."

The titan raised a single eyebrow, but said no more.

'Wait, what!? We ain't gonna... like, make her stop doing the crime stuff?'

The prodigy's eyes rolled, her head joining them as she leaned back to look at the fretting earth pony on the bed. Even upside down, she could see the concern.

2/4

>>27668114

"Obviously not, then how would we pay for all of this? Crime bosses don't get a stipend, obviously."

'But can't we just... make her stop doing the worst stuff, at least?'

"Worst stuff pays the most."

'But we're here! We can... you know!'

Sunset's already condescending glare turned downright boiling in an instant, even if she still seemed to regard the other as one would a slow child.

"No, I don't. Did you think we were doing this to save the day or be superheroes or something? Sure, we could have her disband everything, donate to charity, whatever. But then we have no massive funding, slash ability to import very dangerous and experimental weapons, slash a gang who can keep the guard from finding us, slash slash slash you get the fucking picture. We're here to make Chitania strong, that's what you want, right?"

Her lips flapped up and down uselessly, trying to formulate something to shoot back. Instead, eventually, those lips closed, and she nodded in acceptance.

"Good."

That settled, Sunset's head rolled back up, and she went back to focusing on the table before her, joining in with the changeling who had never paused in her own work.

'Can...'

A subtle growl nearly stopped that right there, but somehow the other found a way to continue on.

'Can we just not have her do... you know, the whole... traffic thing with...'

Sunset's retort would have been short, curt, and brutal.

>Fine.

It was a good thing it never came to be.

Content, the earth pony nodded, and flopped back.

"Oh goody, now I get to do more accounting to figure out how to plug that gaping hole. Good job."

>It's better we don't deal in that anyway, they get the most attention. Trust me, from experience, one wrong kidnapping or grab and it all goes to fire in no time at all, and then the only way to cover your tracks is a 'rogue dragon'.

"Experience?"

>Witnessed, not participated in. Also the cause of no less than three of my ulcers.

3/4

>>27668122

"Fine, whatever. Drugs and weapons make more money anyway."

>And make it easier to get our supplies.

"You know..."

A sudden twinkle in the other mare's eyes shined, and it brought little comfort to the changeling.

"There are some, shall we say, strongholds, out in the mountains. If we wanted to get a bit more power and breathing room, we could see about a... hostile takeover? It would give us an easier route for stuff from Manehatten. Of course, Deep Pocket's goons aren't enough to break something like that, however..."

The implication went unsaid.

>Will this benefit us?

"Oh yes, a lot more supplies, Deep Pocket's Empire grows, one less rival we have to worry about and we get more play money."

'And you get to be like a superhero! Burst in and BOOM! BOOM! And all the badguys just go down!'

Though she did not share the other mare's enthusiasm, Sunset did not dismiss it either.

"Sounds like a win win, doesn't it?"

As much as it did, something still itched the changeling in her mind, something was bothering her, and she couldn't quite put her hoof on it.

>...very well.

No matter, if it meant more power, it was worth it.

"Trust me, this will make things so much faster."

As much as she wanted to, truly needed to right now...

That first line was becoming difficult to achieve.

But in the end...

>When do we start?

The power would be worth it.

>>27668126
WHIIIIPPPPEEEDD

>>27668126
...Sunset, you DO remember that you don't actually have to build a whole damn criminal empire, right?

Just fucking rob her, how much money do you need!? She's gotta be fucking loaded!

>>27668402
>Sunset
>Knowing when to quit

Have you not been paying attention?

>>27668402
The Sunset Syndicate, bringing the days of the gods to a close.

>>27668279
It's kinda funny, isn't it? Ironically, before, Chitania had a lot more power. She could walk freely, read whatever she wanted, do her experiments openly with nobody to challenge her, spend time with her daughter, hang out with Sweet Note, even get medical attention from Twilight when she needed it. She could go anywhere and be anything.

Now, she thinks she's going to have more power, more control and freedom, but instead she's just giving in more and more to Sunset, following her on a suicidal mission for revenge. She thought that by fixing Sunset, she would gain a one time answer to a problem she had, but instead she essentially signed her own attack warrant and nearly ended up dead just by associating with her. And now, she's being relegated more and more to Sunset's heavy, and said pony is grooming her to be her attack dog to sick on Discord when the time is right. Sunset doesn't give a shit about her, she only wants revenge. Chitty gave up those who did care about her, and those like AJ who actually would look out for her, for someone who just wants her power and nothing else.

Chitty thought she was going to get stronger. Instead, more and more, she's giving up her strength.

>>27668847
And it's all Applejacks fault for being a neglectful bitch.

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>>27668867

>>27668867
Naw, Sunsets for not listening. Followed by AJ being neglectful.

>>27668655
>Chitty doesn't even get in the name.

>>27669193
I want Sunset to be part of the SS Anon, that's the joke. Now if I included Chitty and gave her relevance in the naming I would have called it The Wrong Mares or something. Not cause they're wrong, but they have been wronged in some way.

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MOAR LOCKS!

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>>27668908
KILL HER APPLEJACK

>>27666514
>>Spike and Jetset find themselves in the magic room for Celestia's special training
And apparently got left there to die...

Night, thread.

>>27669792
Yeah, I know and I'm sorry, I'm working 72 hours a week now. Shit's murder, but I'll have the next part soon...

>>27670105
Same for me, s'why it's taking the guard so long to get over to the cellar.

>>27651717
WHEN THE FUCK WILL THIS FUCKING THREAD DIE

>>27670517
Easy. Once it hits maximum post number. Then we make the next one. Simple, innit?

>>27667768
NNNEEEERRRRRRRRRRRD

>>27667791
>Implying we are sufficiently autistic enough to actually do that and go "This is fine"

I ran into this. https://derpibooru.org/1114755?scope=scpe4a1aea79c91425837d80f78d3b242a053ac0de37
Can we use it for next thread?

>>27670586

>That one
> not the Power Rangers talk

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[AJ]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I stall until the next story!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!'"

[Howdy.]
'Psst, Pinkie. Isn't she going to ramble on about her cousin?'

>Yeah, but I have an idea. Ahem Applejack, have you ever thought about what it'd be like to have an older sister?

[Hopefully, it's nothing like cousin Peach's older sister, Peach Pit.]

>Wow, this backfired.

'She has siblings?'

"Yay, story time!"

[This one time me and cousin Peach were at Peach Pit's part time job at a fighting pit or something. Ah' overheard her saying somepony was going to win because sure made sure to bribe the other pony to lose. There were other ponies nearby in suits who wanted him to win, but Ah' told them he was going to lose because Peach Pit said so. Cousin Peach eventually told me Peach Pit was pissed that Ah' blabbed. Ah' heard she got stabbed 12 times, but she survived. Ah' think she still wants to kill me.]

"...this story took a dark turn."

'Are you that surprised?'

[She hung out with the wrong crowd. Wait till you hear the time-]

>Actually, that's all the time we have now, but we'll see you next time.

>"'Byyyyyyyyyyyyye!'"

[But this story has cousin Peach being-]
AJ wakes up.
[...eaten by Mothponies...no pony ever listens to me about the mothponies.]

>>27671128
Oh god! Go back to the killer children.

>>27670893
....I don't think I want that...

>>27670893
The hell?

>>27671802
>>27671815
>fluttershy mcfucked up.png

>SA
"Pinkie"
'Maud'
~~~~

>Glad we could get that whole misunderstanding cleared up.

"Yeah, who wants crazy situaitons to arise out of something like that?"

>It wouldn't be very fun at all.

"Nope!"

'...I liked it.'

>Wait, what? But that's so cliche.

"Not very funny at all!"

'If it's not very funny, why is it a cliche?'

>We mean it's not very funny now, thanks to it being a cliche.

'I don't watch or read a whole lot of comedy.'

>Nooo, really? That's-ow.

"But just because you don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there! It's like... okay, if you saw a movie where an alien laid something in someones body and it popped out of their chest, what would you think?"

'That sounds very scary.'

"No! It already happened, in Otherworlder! And then a whole bunch of ripoffs!"

>So many ripoffs...

'I've never seen that movie or those ripoffs, it sounds scary to me.'

>But it's still out there and super cliche!

'It would be new to me.'

"But still!"

'What if I saw one of the ripoffs first, would that film be cliche now?'

"No! It's the original!"

'So it was made first, but I didn't see it first.'

>...This is making my head hurt.

"Maudy will do that to you."

'I also have questions on remakes-'

>EJECT!

TWANGGGGG!

'...'

"...He... he figured out how to use the Pinkie Spring... that absolute maniac."

'I like hanging out with you two.'

tubbs cannoli is a saint.

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>>27670517
You'll have to kill us all first Anon, here have a slice of Pizza.

>>27672087
Is that for us? Should I into-the-wiki it? It doesn't really seem to have a connection, but still. I like it.

>>27672097
Nah, it was for someone else in one of my draw threads a year or so ago, first Sunset I ever did too. I just thought that the best way to piss someone off is to offer them something.

>Fluttershy
"Dash"
~~~

>This makes perfect sense.

"I knew you'd agree!"

>Oh, um... I was actually being sarcastic, since, you know... chaos?

"..."

>I need to ask Pinkie to help me with my jokes.

"Nevermind that! Because it is awesome, thank you! Just like the most awesome mare in the world who thought of it!"

>Twilight thought of it? Well, I guess it can't be too bad.

"..."

>Still working on it.

"Keep at it. Anyway, as I was saying! This is totally an awesome idea, and it's going to cinch me getting the Wonderbolt Captain spot back!"

>How?

"By setting everything on fire."

>...

"And then putting it out!"

>...

"That's... wait, what did you think the gas was for?"

>A rocket to make you go faster.

"..."

>...

"...shoot, that is a way better idea. NEW PLAN-'

>No.

"Awww."

>Changeling
"Changelings"
~~~

>Okay, so we have all the guns laid out and unloaded, right?

"Right!"

>And we have all the bullets laid out, right?

"Right!"

>So, in that case, my question.

"Go for it!"

>...Where are said bullets?

"Laid out."

>But there's nothing there.

"Exactly."

>...

"...Yep."

>We... we fired every bullet?

"Our reloading time is insane."

>It must be. So... that means-

"Yep."

>Do we have any money to-

"Nnnnope."

>So then these are all just giant hunks of useless metal.

"Pretty much."

>Huh. They're right, guns don't kill ponies, bullets do.

"A wisdom we all should learn."

>... So what do we do with them now?

".......'

~~~~

>Pew pew! Pew! Pew! I got you!

"No you didn't!"

>I so did, right in the eye! You're dead!

"Nuh uhhhh!"

>Yuh huh you're out because you're dead!

"I'm bulletproof though!"

>CHEATER!

"Nuh uhhhhhh!"

>Pew pew pew! That's my anti bulletproof bullets!

"Well I'm immune to those two, because I'm anti-magnetic, the bullets just fly away!"

>CHEATER!

"Pew pew!"

>...I'm anti-magnetic too.

"Oh come on!"

>PLPLPLPLP!

"Pew!"

>>27672487
... Why is that so adorable?

>29
“MM”
‘Zecora’
~Trixie~
~~~~

~How much longer is Trixie going to have to be in here!?~

>Until thine letter reaches the ears of those who speak and are heard the most, dear Trixie.

~Well, Trixie is bored!~

“That’s what prison mostly is about, yeah.”

~So, entertain her!~

‘You wish us to entertain an entertainer? That seems like you could do it, it’s a no brainer.’

~Trixie obviously can’t do it when she’s locked up!~

>Well, what doth thou wish us to do?

~…Punch Twenty Nine in the face.~

>Wha-

POW!

>HOLY FUDGECAKES ROTTING IN THE BELLOW OF A NOT-ALIVE CAT!

~Hee hee, his swearing when the kids can hear is funny.~

>WHY!?

~Like Trixie said, it’s funny.~

>That hurt you fool!

~Oh please, Trixie has literally seen you deflect bullets.~

>Not when mine love is low!

~Why would your love be low?~

>…Oh, dear, right…

~Right what?~

>Well, you see-

‘I do not wish to speak for you, friend Twenty Nine. That said, now may not be the best time.’

~What? WHAT!?~

>…Well-

‘This fight I will win. Even if I have to hit you again.’

>…Weellllll-

~~~~~

~WHAT!?~

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>>27673019
Did... did Sunset actually NTR Trixie with 29?

>Batmom
“Dadling”
~~~

POMF!

>Ugghh, duffble shfufs aguh…

“What’s that? I don’t speak pillow.

>I said ugh, double shifts again.

“Awww, poor baby. You want a massage? Want me to work in my magic hooves into your back?”

>I’m going to be real honest with you, it wouldn’t help. All I want to do is sit here and try not to hurt.

“Well, if that wouldn’t help, there is the… other thing.”

>…ohhhhh?

“Poor honey buns, you have to work so hard?’

>I do have to work hard.

“So hard, I bet you can’t even get up right now.”

>It… would be a bit of a strain.

“How unfortunate because with your back all bared to be like that, you’re totally vulnerable, aren’t you?”

>My commander would be sad.

“I’ll bet, because then there’s nothing you could really do if I wanted to… put my hooves on your back like this.”

>Oh nnooooo.

“And then… you know.”

>Help, help, please help… and I’m talking to you.

“Poor thing, there’s nothing you can do now when I start kneading… and then I move on.”

>Ohhh, why don’t we do this more often-

~WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~

>…
“…”
>…
“…”
>…Oh, right, that’s why.

“Of course she wakes up now.”

>YOU DID THIS! YOU MADE THIS!

“I’m going, I’m going.”

>…great, now I’ll never get to sleep.

>>27673307
I just KNEW this general was obsessed with that

/pa/

Princess Applejack and Pony Cuckolding General

>>27673307
... Think the bigger issue is he charged up the bitch who attacked her.

Just saying.

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>>27673415
>general
Ohey new guy! Wanna start by reading the first few threads? You can have a slice of our pizza while you read!

>>27673574
>He thinks it's not a general

How is it any different aside from how it's written?

A year spanning CYOA is no different from this thread, and it isn't called a general as it is focused on one guy.

Here we have multiple writefags focused on one subject.

Just like all the other generals

>Cloudchaser
“Derpy”
~~~

“Wow, it’s hot out today… oh my gosh! Look! Isn’t that the perfect way to cool off? Let’s go-“

>NOOOOOOOOOO!

“Gah! What!?”

>Don’t chase that, trust me! TRUST ME!

“CC you’re acting silly.”

>If there has ever been a time you have listened to me, if there was ever a time you would take me to heart, listen to me now! Don’t, do not!

“…”

>Just trust me… and don’t go chasing waterfalls!

“…okay!”

>Phew! Crises avoided!

“Are you going to let me go now?”

>Probably.

“…”

>…

“…okay!”

>>27673574
Is this our new meme? 'Have as slice Sunset'?

>>27673603
It's an on-going, consistent story which actually does not focus on a single subject. There's a gigantic cast and several storyline interwoven I to one another.

A PRINCESS APPLEJACK general would mean we focus sorely on Apllejack. Or make everything revolve around her. Which it doesn't. Which again makes my earlier point stand out: you are new here.

Are you sure you don't want that pizza? Have a read so you can catch up before complaining.

>>27673616
Oh hey, someone else who's been watching rifftrax!

>Twilight
“77”
~Harry~
~~~~

Princess Twilight Sparkle, the greatest student Celestia had ever had, the one who had defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, and countless other threats to the world, a hero, a mentor and a friend, watched utterly stupefied as the battle raged.

The bear threw his weight around with heavy, powerful swings, only the lithe movements of one of the stealthiest of an entire race of stealthy beings kept him from being struck or having those claws rip him asunder.

Every so often, a single green line would pelt the creature from an angle he could not defend, but the hide of the bear proved as tough as it looked. He took the blasts in stride, and barely even stumbled before the creature got right back to roaring with all his might and charging forwards to end his foe.

“Is that the best you’ve got!?”

~Grrruuuuggghhh!~

The taunts and roars intermingled with the shattering of glass, the cracking of wood, and the occasional sound of their blows striking true. Throughout it all, neither side neared or so much as ruffled the books. Some part of them, instinctively, knew better.

As the battle grew more intense, the chiding more bitter and the roaring more savage, only one thing kept repeating to the princess, a single thought she could not shake herself from to break them up. The longer it went on, the more she pondered to herself.

>…but why bear?

>>27673757
I consider /pa/ as just a thread since it's a continuation of the same thing, but calling it a general is justified, no reason to be a smug dick about it.

>>27674136
Get in The game, Twi!

>Lyra
“Bonbon”
~~~

>Huh. You see that?

“More hear it, since no X-ray vision.”

>Oh my gosh, that would be amazing! I could finally see what the skeletons are planning!

“It’s too late, they’re already in control of us.”

>See, that’s why you’re my best friend.

“But seriously, Princess Twilight comes down for the first time since whothefuckknowswhen and of course, what sounds like a fight starts.”

>You think she mind controls us to do that? She can do that, that’s something she can do.

“Well aware of the time I got punched in the face over a doll, thank you.”

>At least it isn’t a world ending threat there to toy with her like Discord.

“Which she straight up let out of his cage because a crazy ass princess told her to while being vague.”

>Which is what she does for everything, be vague.

“Because who needs answers when saving the world?”

>Nobody, that’s who.

“…This place is kinda messed up.”

>I did not miss her.

“Let’s talk about her behind her back and hope she doesn’t notice.”

>Did you hear about her and her brother? It’s juicy… like she was.

“This, right here? This is why we’re friends.

>…Are we friends or-

‘I don’t even fucking know.”

>Fair enough.

>>27674691
Catty bitches!

>AJ
“Chrysalis”
‘Cadence’
~~~~

‘This is going to be so much fun!’

>We’re doomed. Yer’ doomin’ Equestria, Ah’ want that out in the open right now.

“Not so much the Empire, because despite what I said earlier, I am still the greatest Queen who ever lived, and obviously can handle this.”

>Double doomed now.

“Pfft, please, I can play the part of a nice mare.”

>Sure, iffin’ ya’ wanna sleep with them.

“I’ve been playing nice with you!”

>Ah’m a dang sexy mare.

“HAH!”

>What? Ah’ am! Cadence, back me up here!

‘…’

>…

‘…You have a rustic charm to you.’

“HAH!”

>Oh yeah? What’cha got goin’ for you, buggo?

“I have an exotic flair to me that you just can’t get anywhere else. Anyone could get with an orange pony, but how many Queen Changelings would you find in this world?”

>Two?

“…She doesn’t count.”

>Still one more than Celestia.

“Doesn’t count!”

>Ah’m just sayin’, on a scale of exotic, between you and Celestia…

“Doesn’t! Count! Cadence back me up!”

‘…’

“…’

‘…You are technically exotic and hard to come by.’

>HAW!

“Don’t you dare!”

‘Hey now! You’re both attractive in your own ways, with pros and cons to each body type! There is no one set standard of beauty, it’s in the eye of the beholder after all! Some may prefer the stern and freckled face country look with a good bounce in the back, some may want it smooth and strange to the touch that’s fun to rub up against, there is no winner here!’

“…”

>…Ah’ don’t feel pretty.

“Me either.”

>We should go sulk.

“Totally.”

‘You’re not getting out of the meeting.’

>”DAMN!”

>This close!

“Told you it wouldn’t work.”

>Ahhh, Ah’ tried.

‘You two are scaring me now…’

>>27675254
>They're working together in perfect harmony
>No rehearsals, no lead in, they just know.

Scaring me too...

>42
“Spitfire”
~~~

>What are you doing?

“Who, me? Nothing.”

>Nothing.

“Not. A. Thing.”

>That is an awful lot of fire for nothing.

“Welllll, okay, maybe I’m doing something.”

>May my heart ever cease it’s rapid pace of shock.

“Maybe, just maybe, I’m doing a bit of training.”

>And I’m sure nothing but sanity will follow a comment like that.

“Maybe, just maybe, I noticed that they all fly a ton better after they cause an accident.”

>An acute observation, much like the observation that an insane pony should be put under.

“I also notice they all join together, you know? Really work as a team when they break something or cause a wreck.”

>Unity through shared stupidity.

“So I figured, you know.”

>While you have the opportunity to ignore logic.

“That maybe, just maybe… I could set one or two of the worst on fire and be free.”

>…

“Just seeing if you were paying attention, I meant cause a controlled accident and watch them band together to save the day.”

>…it’s… it’s the second one, right? You’re actually doing the second one… right?

“Only one way to find out!”

>You telling me before anything happens so in the event something is wrong I can act appropriately and stop you before-

FWOOSH!

>Oh. Fire. You meant fire.

“OH NO! LOOK AT THIS ACCIDENT ONE OF YOU CAUSED!”

>…are they actually here?

“Yeah! Where would they be, on a training mission out in the snow to protect in case of… a… shieldbreak…”

>…

“That’s silly, because I would have had to send them there, and I wouldn’t forget that.”

>…

“…get the hose.”

>For fucks sakes.