ITT: Things you've done because of Pony

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>>27644555
I tried killing myself to go to Equestria

>>27644555
i jerk off to cartoon horses a lot

>>27644584

I frequently masturbate to the thought and idea of falling through a wormhole and ending up in Ponyville completely naked, walking around on two feet as every pony stares at my dong

>>27644592
I read a clopfic with that scenario

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>>27644555
I fell in love with a pretty horsie and snuggle with my plushie every night

>>27644611
bullshit

....where is it?

I became a pony.

>>27644582

I wish you had tried harder.
how does it feel to be such a failure

>>27644623
Share your ways with me, master

>>27644623
ponut or gtfo

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>>27644621
I think it was the one with Silver Spoon that or I might've moved the story idk

>>27644633
It hurts both ways

http://pastebin.com/u/cloptopia

I started writing green to same my dying thread
in just a few months I've written more then other writefags who,were there for a year or so

>>27644555
Same. Only one playthrough though, still haven't gone for all the speedrun shit.

I tried wearing diapers because someone started a thread about it. due to my incompetence with placing things where they are supposed to fucking go I failed miserably. but now diapers turned into a way of coping with hard times.

Fuck this ride why can't I get off damn it.

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>>27644555
I writefag. I'm pretty shit at it, and I don't finish the majority of the stories I start

>>27644695
Which thread?

I wanna read your stuff

>>27644740
Jesus Christ anon, I just ate a cupcake for lunch one day.

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>>27644740
what the fuck

>>27644695
HS, is that you?

Started erping
Lost weight
Learned to draw pones
Got a chubby qtbf
Developed several fetishes I regret

not necessarily in that order, but there you go

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>>27644555
I tried League of Legends because some guys in a livestream chat convinced me to play it. Four years later, I have 1000+ hours logged in that game.

>>27644555

Masturbated. A lot.

Also written some green.

>>27644623
HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH HOOVES
O
W

D
O

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>>27644555
I bought myself a drawing tablet and started learning how to draw; pic related.

>>27644761
I feel you.

>>27644555
>>27645978
I know how you feel
I also brought a tablet and started drawing .
Also I recently started writefagging

>be RD waifu fag
>started riding supersport motorcycles
>moved overseas
>became comfortable with my own identity
>became friends with irl people
>did LOTS of drugs
>eventually decided that killing myself probably wouldn't result with me and Dash flying around Equestria together .. but still really want to do it anyway
>oh, and sold pony shirts online and made $15,000 in 5 years

>>27644555
I have Tuesday and Friday nights off so I can pony when the comics/books and episodes come out. Does spending hundreds of dollars on pony comics/books count as doing something?

>>27644555
Did you finish it properly?
I.e. did you play Hell level?

>>27644623
We are all gay, little mares.

>>27644740
diapers in fog

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>>27644555
masturbate to pony because of pony , live , breath , pony

I grew a sense of elitism over cartoon horses, shunning those who don't follow my brand of specific pastel pone loving. I brandish my hatred for heretics,

>>27646274
Your waifu a shit, faget
I bet you don't even have teaparties with your plushie

>>27644555
I shoved a horsecock dildo up my ass

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>>27644555
I'm bi, I paid $100 for a pass to go to Trotcon 2016, I have a plushie that never leaves my bed, I own a pony fleshlight which I paid $130 for versus getting a cheap human one, I wrote a lot of shitty fanfiction, I met some of my closest friends over the internet through pony.

In short, I'm cancer, but I could have been worse I suppose. My life is pretty sad.

Took up horseback riding lessons.
Leased a mare.
Fuck her regularly.

>>27644555
I arived on this board because of pony thred simulator....I expected more animosity and bullshit but I still like this place

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>>27644555
Geothermal is my favorite Cave Story track
Mah Nigga

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Lost my childhood to pony.

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>>27644740
>due to my incompetence
Are you sure it wasn't due to your incontinence?

>got a waifu and plush
>got a big appreciation for real horses.
>learned the basics of video editing.
>got into reading things other than short one shot fan fictions

>>27646705
That's not how puns work, you fucking spastic.

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>>27644555
In three years I've went from an edgetastic nothin personnel-tier teenager who was happy and satisfied with life to a depressed loser with barely any friends and no hope other than that the show won't get worse and won't end soon.

But it was still the most fun I've had in my life. Thank you, anons.

>>27646705
Shitlord

>>27644555
Had pancakes for my birthday last year. I also started making quésadillas from time to time after Party Pooped aired.