I can't get to sleep, /mlp/ Will you read me a bedtime story?

Kys to sleep.

>>27643524
Source of Twilight expy#1 in bed, please?

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>>27643524
Alright. I used to really like this book.

>>27643524
>Once upon a time there were two sisters who didn't get along nearly at all
>Penelope Petal, the older, loved to draw, paint and express her creative side
>Kitten Whisker, the younger, was excellent with animals and loved her woodland friends
>In the middle of summer Penelope went out by a lake to paint, Kitten wanted to play but Penelope refused
>Like many summer days the heat was brutal and Penelope decided to take a nap under a large oak tree
>Little did she know a snake was up in the branches seeking shade as well
>Yawning and unaware of the danger above, Penelope began to drift off to sleep
>Out of the tree the snake slithered down, silently and menacingly
>Under Penelope the snake slithered forward, ready to bite the young unicorn
>Ready to pounce, the snake opened its mouth wide
>Suddenly Kitten jumped out of the bushes and scared away the snake
>"EEEEE!" Cried Penelope, scared stiff at the sight of the snake
>Latching on to her sister, Penelope was almost crying yet so thankful her sister had saved her
>Feelings of guilt fell over Penelope, she should've been there for her sister as she had for her

Kitten was happy Penelope was okay and said "just read the first letter of every line"

>>27643524
Once upon a time, OP was a faggot, so he chocked on a throbbing horsecock, the end.

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>>27643741
It would be good if I hadn't noticed it on the third line. A fine attempt.

>>27643552
Boast Busters. Just as the Ursa Minor invades Ponyville.

DYEWTS

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Here's your story anon, hope it carries you off to sweet slumbery dreamland.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WKruKuWPtX

>>27643800
Thanks.
DYEMTRESGSITS (Do you expect me to remember every single Goddamn scene in the show?)

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria a young Unicorn was going through some changes. In order to beat the heat she invented a magical device that even non unicorns could use. At first, she was embarrassed by her invention, but soon her best friend found out about it. After some coaxing, the unicorn finally decided to patent and market her invention. She quickly became one of the wealthiest mares in Equestria and no longer needed the use of her own invention.

The end.

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>>27643802
L-London?

>>27643828
I have Eidetic Memory. Yes.

>>27643800
>>27643828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A79t_sPsh-w

Have the actual source. Pony animation by Agrol.

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>>27643802
>girl
>on /mlp/

>>27643802
CANTERLOT

Damnit I can't vertical post.

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>>27643859
Most excellent. I don't meet other people with EM too often.

>>27643802
pls be in trottingham

>>27643859
>>27643937
Cool. I have identical memory. It's just a little better than what you guys have.

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>>27643802
M-m'lady...

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>>27643802

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>>27643802
pls be canterlot

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>>27644204

>>27643802
pretty good story, 7/10

>>27643802
>have a good night
Y-you too. I wish I had somebody to tell me a bedtime story every night.

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>>27643802
>I don't know, I don't really keep up with this shit anymore.
Then why are you here?

>>27645331

to masturbate, same as you.

>>27643524

once upon a time there was a pony who was a whore. this whore could not keep her goddamn mouth shut and only talk when spoken to by someone else. she also gave terrible blow jobs and got spanked with a tennis racquet whenever she failed to bring me to orgasm.

THE END YOU SLUT

>>27645366
Fair enough.

>>27643524
found a little bedtime story on FiMFiction.
and uh...
well...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Viwgj5v7TO
I hope you rike it OP, May Luna bless you with good sleep.

>>27645331
It was a joke.
Also >>27645366

>>27643524

Bump for more stories

>>27643524
There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Whiterun from ol' Rorikstead....

>>27647495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13X5hMDwsiv