612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is still storytimed here!
>>27591850
With the trend kicked off by their newest eatery, Restaurant Row in Canterlot should be quite a different experience soon enough. It might not completely crowd out Zesty's tastes, but a re-evaluation may be in order, for sure. Could a new gourmand challenge the established ratings? Maybe what they need is some wide-scale taste test to show off to the citizens of Canterlot. Maybe the Castle could host it.
>>27632407
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friendship is Magic #43 is due next week (June 15th)!
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Haha!
Time for thing!
Quick, post worst shi- damn, >>27635855 beat me to it
Can it be time fordorks?
>>27635850
That's a big hat.
>>27635871
>notdweebs
Faget
>>27635855
what would they even do together
>>27635855
Oh, is it already best ship time?
>>27635879
Dance.
Official Shipping Power Rankings:
1. Rarijack
2. Twidash
3. Fluttercord
That is all.
>>27635907
>>27635907
Hahaha holy shit this is the worst taste I've ever seen, is this supposed to be 2012 or something?
>>27635853
>mane 6 ships
and I thought the shitposting in the last few threads was bad
>>27635855
Thing is stupid
And so are people who like thing
Colt wants to go to the gay nightclub!
>>27635928
okay..
>>27635928
>>27635942
I hope you're happy Pinkie Pie
>>27635907
>Fluttercord
The only ship worse than Twipie
>>27635855
Best shipname.
>>27635951
yep
You wouldn't a colt.
>>27635959
YOU SUCK PINKO
>>27635967
She sucks my pinko.
>pony over
>hockey over
>basketball almost over
God I hate June/July, worst stretch of the year.
>>27635936
I want to take colt to the gay bar
>>27635997
What happens on the gay bar?
>>27635997
But what can a colt do in a gay bar? He can't even drink.
>>27636007Everyone dies!
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
>>27635983
'Tis the time of football, at least for the next two weeks
>>27635936
Really makes you think...
>>27636012
oh come on, that's a filly
Let's start a war.
>>27636020
Guess I'll have to pay that bar a visit.
>>27636007
I spend all his money and we start a nuclear war
>>27636021
what about butthole contact?
>>27636022
Euro Cup, or Copa Americana?
>>27635983
I'm gonna work on my backlog.
Florida man took a dark turn.
>>27636011
Don't scrunch too hard, Ponker, or your face will get stuck that way
Did someone say shipping?
>>27636022
>"SPIDER 2 Y BANANA CLOWN ZEBRA STICK LEFT FLANKER OPTION JET X STAGGER ALL GO."
>'W-what?'
I just caught Pinkie Pie making out with Twilight Sparkle.
>>27636053
This still isn't as bad as the Thomas shit
>>27636027
Feels like a filly, but he's actually a colt.
We Electric Six now?
>>27636076
rumble you can't look at all those butts!
>>27636043
Well I'm naturally Euro biased, but the football is good on both side so it more depends on your timezones.
>>27636055
Football, anon
The thing where you kick a ball with your feet
not handegg
the thing where you throw an egg with your hands
>>27636090
Oh, the boring poverty ball one.
I want to slap her tiny tanned tiddies
>>27636079
I never really got past Fire, I tried Switzerland but got fed up halfway through
Also Spotify doesn't have the intermissions in the album I want my impostor and room temperature dammit
>>27636096
I can't even insult what you think counts as football since nobody here cares about it at all
It's the thing with the Super Bowl at the end, right?
>>27636105
Don't tumblr the shimmler
>>27636134
Can I taste her mane?
>>27635957
Is there any fics where twi gets with pie and twi is all serious about it but pie tells twi that she thought it was just a fling and break's twi's heart?
>shipping
>>27636134
Oh, I'll tumble the Equestria Girls
down a flight of stairs
What draw?
No shipping allowed.Unless there are fetishes
I want to kiss the pony.
>>27636159
DELETE THIS
>>27636151
Maybe if you sneak up and snip some of it off
Don't let her find out, though
>>27636161
Rumble in a cute dress.
>>27636161
Rumble with lady parts instead of stallion bits
>>27636047
He'll never be referred to as Florida Man, (un)fortunately.
>>27636161
Cute curry horse.
>>27636161
Sunburst as a pretty princess.
>>27635846
is pinkie pie really a good cook? have we seen her take any recipe to completion besides baked bads? that one time she left gummy to cook for her she seemed like she knew what she was doing but she didn't make a final product so...
>27636173
>Sweetie: I'm surrounded by faggots
>>27636173
>sweetie belle
what a stick in the mud
>>27636161
Derpy delivering someone's BD order
>>27636177
She made all that rock candy.
And her friends liked it, except that they had to eat waaaaay too much of it.
>>27636058
unf audibly
>>27636186
>>27636188
>my magic is too light
>this music sucks
>I wish I was at Rarity's ruining her life
>>27636174
Isn't that redundant though?
>>27636206
Touchè.
Symptoms of Estrus in the mare include changes in the cutie mark, softening of mane and coat, puffiness of wings (if any), burning sensation near the crotch and tummy, leaking, sweating, mild disorientation, fatigue
Horse gaming.
>>27636234
BETHESDA WAS SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Can we please get some new straight ships.
I'm really getting tired of the same lesbian ships posted over and over and over again.
>>27636241
Your waifu xyou
>>27636241
What's this mare's name?
>>27636241
>lesbian ships
>in mlpg, i.e. dicks: the general
Dude what
>>27636241
Uhhhhhhhh?????
>>27636241
I was tired of lesbian ships years ago. The only one that gets posted that doesn't elicit zero reaction from me is this one and that's just because they're best horses.
>>27636256
NOIRA SPARKLER
>>27636234
What's she playing
>>27636241
What does straight ship mean?
>>27636259
>horn booping
Whoever heard of such tom-foolery. Leave it to the silliest of ponies to try such a thing
>>27636258
Everyone always seems to shitpost that ship down into oblivion whenever it's seriously posted.
>>27636276
>is tsundere xd
Good.
>>27636276
>seriously posted
>zephyr and dash ship
>being posted seriously
>ever
>>27636193
That's true. Rock candy is a very simple thing to make, though.
>>27636274
Being silly is just in her nature.
Flutter Brutter did a lot more for flutterdash than anything else.
>>27636280
>>27636290
There's my point.
Then again it seems like any straight ship involving Dash gets the same reaction. People get really autistic when it involves her for some reason.
>>27636241
Here, have one hot of the horse presses.
>>27636315
I dunno man I was feeling a strong urge to ship Fluttershy's parents together for some reason. They just seemed perfect for each other.
>>27636261
>>27636360
what a curious ship
>>27636315
Imagine all the times Rainbow Dash had sleepovers at Fluttershys place as a teenager?
>>27636362
get a load of this crack ship.
>>27636316
>getting really autistic
>laughing it off as a joke is super autism
>he can't understand that trying to force a big deal out of something so laughably stupid by 99% of the fandom is itself his own special form of supreme autism
This fandom is amazing.
>>27636385
Anon it's already been canonical that those two have experimented with each other
>>27636385
I wonder what games they would have played as a couple of young pegasi.
What is your waifus butt like?
>>27636451
Perfect.
>>27636451
She has a horse butt.
>>27636360
That's kinda cute.
>>27636465
I'm starting to think this might be the most reposted Applejack image of all time
>>27636241
Are canon ships ok?
>>27636478
Can't deny those hips anon
>>27636162
pony kissing is illegal in several US states and most of the EU
where do you live anon?
>>27636483
But of course!
>>27636451
Fuzzy, orange, and perfect for grasping with both hands
>>27636478
I haven't a clue but if it is, rightly so.
>>27636496
They look so warm and comfy snuggled up like that.
Where's your snuggle buddy MLPG?
>>27636241
>straight ships
>MLP
Good one
Filly wants to be shipped.
>>27636517
I don't have one and never will.
>>27636528
Fedex, UPS, or USPS?
The USPS has those flat rate boxes, do you think filly would fit in one of those?
>>27636528
I ain't got that kind of money. Filly can walk.
>>27636517
Does my right hand count as a snuggle buddy?
I can grab myself pretty tight with it.
>>27636528
t. colt
>>27636276
Dashfags are being cucked, how do you want them to react?
It's so cliche a ship but they can't accept it
>>27636559
If I could grab Shamwow I would never let go
>>27636393
>I follow whatever the fandom says
Okay derpibooru
>>27636517
if I had a snuggle buddy I wouldn't be here latching onto a fictional cartoon character
>>27636528
done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBgKP5erzWQ
>>27636596
Is that why we ship? To live vicariously through our fictional imaginations and their happy lovers?
Remember when she was relevant?
>>27636631
I always have been an observer.
Fillies.
N' shit.
>>27636662
now that's what I'm fuckin talking about
Dearie
You can't own a filly.
>>27636659
Why didn't Big Mac actually give Cheerilee a chance after the spell wore off?
Dashie
>>27636680
Because he had to go back and work himself to death on the farm.
Darling
>>27636680
Why would he when he can go around and be Chad to all of the shy ponies?
You can rent a filly for a nominal fee.
>>27636696
last time I tried a rental filly it had a funky smell to it
D̴̴̢̠̦̲̫̣͖̮͉̯̺̰̜̗̍̌ͫ̑͋ͦ͆͞͡e̷̤͔̥̟̗̲̩̫̥̺̰̣ͦ̏̏̎ͫ̃̄̆̅̒͋̃͘͝r̵̡̝̩̖̠̱̗̭̓̾̄̀̿͂̎̀̽̀̓̆͑̆ͪͭ͟p̵̰̙͍̘͍̻̗ͧ́ͧͦͤ̉͌͌͂ͬ̅̀͝͠y̶̧͚̪̫͓̮̩̗̭̺̠̤͓̗̠̱̱̞͈ͪͪ͊̈́ͮ͟͢ͅ
>>27636703
Why didn't you just give her a bath?
>>27636729
I've never bathed a filly
>>27636729
Because bathing a filly is illegal.
>>27636729
Not that Anon, but you're supposed to give them a bath before you return them. I'd be afraid to give them two baths; what if you dry the filly out?
>>27636738
Oh man, that looks super comfy.
I wish I had a hot tub.
>>27636738
This really makes me want to bathe a filly.
>>27636757
be sure to scrub their dock and haunches really well
>>27636693
He is property of Princess Luna.
>>27636738
She better not be touching her filly bits in there
Why are fillies so cruel?
>It's a curry episode
I want curry shrimp
>>27636791
I want curry horse.
>>27636804
I don't think that's a meat they use in traditional dishes
>>27636764
I'll be sure to get all her hard to reach spots, like behind the ears and between the wings.
any fillywatchers catch any new fillies in the background in the new ep
>>27636816
there weren't really any good ones that I saw
>>27636816
Not really. It was a boring episode filly wise.
>>27636813
Oh, I don't want her on my dishes.
Here, now she's cute.
>>27636854
still has an overbite tho
do not store the pony in the closet
>>27636866
Where the fuck else do you keep Tabasco?
>"Pony for sale! Pony for sale! Come get yerself a pony!"
>The anon rings a bell in one hand as he stands over his stall, a card table with a crudely-scrawled sign that reads simply "Pone."
>As you approach, he grins broadly and reaches under the table, where you can hear him fumbling with the lid of a cardboard box.
>He pulls out a pony, clearly in a daze, with little zip-ties around its front and back hooves.
>He expertly cuts the ties with his knife and holds her up by her underside, shaking her.
>"Now, tell the nice man your name, dear!"
>The pony awakens and immediately begins squealing in fear.
>"...Uh, yeah. So, how much for Squealy here? Five-hundred bucks?"
>>27636879
>>27636879
What the fuck, Anon?
Squealy ponies aren't even worth half that. Should have tried haggling at 150.
>>27636879
>>27636885
>frequenting slavery rings
What piece of shits anons.
go to bed mlpg
>>27636912
Maybe they're undercover agents from the Rescue Aid Society
>>27636923
But it's only 10. Microsoft conference doesn't start for another11 hours.
>>27636872
what a cutie
Filly filled herself
>>27636923
It's too early, Anon.
I don't know why Anons keep going to slave pens.
Ponies are pretty easy to catch in the wild on your own with some basic tools.
>>27636923
I have to do my laundry and wash my dishes still.
:(
>>27636931
I prefer this one.
>>27636944
Great, now we have to go to the doctor so they can unfill her. Again.
>>27636931
This is awesome and I want more content of tiny pony dispensers.
If that were real it would probably cure global depression.
>>27636954
you just have to offer hugs at a discount price and a swarm of fillies will appear
hugs are like cocaine for ponies
Remember to brush your fillies' teeth because it's very hard for them to do it with their hooves.
>>27636969
Making almost anything into a tiny pony version of itself improves it.
Remember it's very important to recycle your pony containers.
Simply put them in the glass pony recycling stable and ship them to your nearest recycling center.
They will be bathed and refilled with the product of your choice before being shipped back to your front step.
>>27636983
dont worry, i am VERY serious about my fillies dental health
>>27637019
VEE HAVE VEYS OF MAKINK YOU TALK, MR. BOND HORSE
You booped pony so hard that sheneighed
>>27636987
>not washing and rinsing your pony containers
>not buying refills instead of sending them back out to the cruelty of the world
>not forming life-long bonds with your pony containers
What kind of soulless asshole are you?
Filly is slowly falling in love with you. She says it's some kind of Stockholm syndrome but she's alright with it.
Is it true we're all made of ponies
>>27637038
You are what you eat so it is for me
>>27637034
Packing peanut ponies are all about recycling though. You just take em back to the shipping center and they hop into the bins so they can get reused. They all swap stories about how the person opening their package was so happy.
OI! YOU LITTLE GITS WANT SOME TEA?
>>27636234
why do I get such a kick out of people who draw her like some sort of gremlin?
>>27637067
Sure! Bung it up me shitter
What draw?: Moondiaper edition!
>I have so many cute pictures around
>my folder is a mess so I end up only posting the most recent of them because searching for the others is a chore
>>27637050
Well now you're just mislabeling. Those aren't container ponies at all.
>>27637098
Let your inner Twilight Sparkle take over. Organize that shit!
>>27637098
I have over a dozen folders containing thousands of cute pony pictures.
Feels good man.
>>27637098
Organize your ponies, son. If you don't do it now it's only gonna get worse later. I know from experience.
>>27637097
Why do you do this anon? There's one "new" pony that I actually like and you just have to literally shitpost about her everytime her name comes up
>>27637111
I got TWENTY folders. What now?
>>27637119
But I like Moondiaper.
Why can't we like Moondiaper together?
>>27637067
How come UKfags like to pretend that they're more cultured than the rest of the world when literally every single one of them talks exactly like this?
>>27637111
Every time I see this picture, I remember the shitstorm that erupted on /sp/ when this happened, and it fills me with a divine joy.
Anime ponies.
>>27637126
Oh yeah?
Well I've got 546 folders, with 35,231 files.
>>27637097
fuck you for getting my hopes up for some new moondiaper
>>27637119
Maybe he hates Moondancer. Just filter his keywords or just ignore him. You shouldn't care about things you can't change.
>>27637154
Oh YEAH? Well I've got a little bit of concern for you because shit, that's a lot of pone.
>>27637154
410 billion folders
>>27637157
Gimme some ideas, anon. Don't you know how this works?
>>27637142
I share that feel.
>>27636931
>pleb tier sauce
He said Tabasco, not Siracha
>>27637170
moondancer in a messy diaper eating greasy pizza or any fastfood
but she cannot be fat, or you lose
>>27637170
Moondiaper having a full diaper while stargazing
>>27637168And that's not counting my pony porn, which has twice as many folders and more than three times as many images.
late night snack ideas?
I finished my Chinese food and I'm still hungry
>>27637174
All I ever wanted was a Tapatio pony and it didn't happen.
>>27637170
twily angrily checking moondancers diaper, which is filled.
>>27637196
I only save cute, no porn at all in my folders.
There is suggestive though.
>>27637196
Shit, dude. My lewd folder is only marginally larger than my regular folder. About 2,000 more images or so.
>>27637214
Yes!
Cute is the best.
>>27637181
>>27637185
>>27637213
I bet I can combine all of these.
>>27637260
anon, you are dreaming too big
>>27637238
hhnggg
>"Anon."
>"Anon, dude."
>"Anon, bro, l-like, get this, dude."
>"ANONYMOUS."
>'WHAT, TREESMOKER.'
>"HIGH-ATE-US."
>>27637313
>the minnesota ponies in the new episode
My state is a stereotype.
>>27637313
Whoa...
What if the weed smoked US?
pony has an idea
>>27637270
Don't tell me what to do, dad.
>>27637357
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss i love it, unironically
>>27637355
>>27637356
MLPG - Your one-stop-shop for everything deep and profound
>>27637356
pony is not very bright
That was a cute new episode. Shame about the hiatus though.
>>27637391
do we even know when new pone is happening
>>27636923
I will when I manage to fix the underlying problems in my life that are the cause of such a busted sleep cycle
>>27637395
Not for certain; but probably fall, same as last year.
http://kumponi.tumblr.com/post/145846838256/its-not-for-art
>>27637357
ha, classic moondancer
>>27637410
I like the idea, just not the anthro.
>>27637313
i am smoking some green crack right now, if you know what i mean
>>27637410
i'd like this a lot more if it was fluttershy
>>27637357
I want to protect that diaper.
I could care less about the dress
This episode was terrible, they misrepresented Indians.
First off they are not unicorns, they cook using their hands, the same hands they use to wipe their asses with.
They should have been earth ponies.
goodnight mlpg and moondiaper
>>27637446
m'darling
>>27637357
It's beautiful
>>27637456
>hands
>earth ponies
I thought the song this week was kind of meh and it still found a way to get stuck in my head. Especially the chorus.
How do the songs in this show do such a good job at being ear worms? I think each of them get stuck in my head for at least a week or so. Longer if it's something nice like the songs in Hearths Warming Eve.
How many days to go?
>>27637272
Butts
>>27637561
more than ten
>>27637561
Assload.
>>27637561
A metric fuckton and one half a shitload.
>>27637561
Gloomy will probably be able to achieve moon size before hiatus ends. Compare to the galaxy size during the S4 to S5 hiatus.
A metric fuckton and one half a shitload days to go!
>>27637619
DON'T YOU START THAT SHIT AGAIN.
>>27637619
Thank you, pony!
>>27637619
GET THE FUCK TO COUNTING
>>27637645
Doodling some more hobo horsederpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
>>27637659
hey yo hella neat
>>27637659
I want to wash hobo horse.
>>27637647
This must be the American box art
>>27637619
>mfw I use those measurements at work.
>"That's a fuckton, about one ton, a shitload is usually a little smaller, kind of like half, a turdpile is nothin."
>And you see that fuckton of manure sitting on the fence line? Well, you need to make it into a whole bunch of nothing."
>>27637669
Lucky you cause that's what I'm planning to draw
>>27637673
>mfw you have no face
who is stealing all the faces?
>>27637676
Porn when?
>>27637695
Discord, probably
>>27637696
hobo pone is not for sexual
>>27637696
this:>>27637701
>>27637676
Aww yiss
>>27636079
no webm loop of this was posted? the gif was almost definitely made by the author, it's not from the youtube video
>>27637716
https://youtu.be/X8FGZ--Tnbw
You're gonna have a bad time.
>>27637735
>Gmod DarkRP
no thanks
is there a totally legit recap yet?
>>27637740
>undermemermemertale
>>27637740
can I have a pony time instead?
>>27637744
>>undermemermemertale
That's not even from undertale you fucking memeing retard
>foal
>>27637740
>>27637744
I miss when this phrase was associated with South Park. Those were better times.
Luckily, we have quality greentext and fun "board culture" to keep us entertained during this mini-hiatus!
The Pony
>>27637744
>Playing undertale
FAGGOT SPOTTED
>>27637794
what a lovely horse
>>27637805
the loveliest
I'm going to tell Fluttershy that I only eat fish that eat other fish!
>>27637779
What's going to be tiding you over this hiatus mlpg?
>Bojack s3
>New Berserk chapter
Pony just played a big fucking joke on you which you ruined your life. Except it wasn't a joke.
>>27637832
Constant emotional trauma.
>>27637837
Pony is a big fucking joke.
>>27637832
Copious amounts of backlog.
>>27637811
Yeah, Escort Sluthooves is a fun pony.
I liked the idea of Rarity getting a little too into a BDSM photo shooting with her.
Ponies poner is getting harder.Now she's going to eat with her poner.
>>27637854
Pony's*
>>27637844
LOIRA
GO AWAY EVIL PONER
>>27637873
DON'T NOBODY HAB NO TREE FITTY, EVIL PONER
>>27637832
The occasional pony comics, books, news, and discussion, Generations when it comes out, and lots of board games.
>>27637885
I'd vote for her
>>27637740
[Megalovania starts playing]
Maybe they'll release some info about the movie soon.
>>27637916
It's still like 15 months away man. Any info they would release would be next to irrelevant.
>>27637920
Twilight will be pregnant
Rarity is a megaslut
>>27637933
with a megacock
https://derpibooru.org/1169707
>>27637896
NO YOU SHOULD GET CLEAN IN A NICE WARM BATH
>>27637896
i love that cute l'il hobo
>>27637946
You're a cute l'il hobo
I want to give this little pony ear scritchies.
Pony is glad you managed to get out of the club alive.
>>27637963
She's a great one.
>>27637963
>Applejack
>little pony
dude what
>>27637968
I was holding the door.
>>27637896
I wonder if Rarity would dye her
>>27637973
Anon. She's a pony in a show called My LITTLE Pony. Ignoring the fact that she is mine she's very little.
>>27637973
They are all little ponies.
>>27637977
it's one of those ironic titles
she's as big as she is free
which is to say a lot of both
hell, she's not even a pony half the time
Really hould start drawing stuff other than ponies
>>27637988
why would you ever
>>27637988
lol your trapped here forever lololol
>>27637988
« stuff » as in objectas for the horses to interact with? Yes, that might be a good idea.
« stuff » as in replacing horses with disgusting not-horses? Pls no.
Apple
>>27638010
Little apple
>>27638010
Apples
>>27638010
She is best apple horse.
>>27638023
That's wrong.
Apple Bloom is and I have scientific proof.
>>27638023
Wrong
>>27638023
With best pet.
>>27638023
Not even close
That's a super cute animatione though
I heard that ponies with eye shadow are willing to do just about anything.
>>27638066
Noi?
>>27638062
Really?
>>27638076
What if I married Noi?
>>27638073
Yeah Cadance told me herself.
We may be hiatus now, but on the bright side we got to leave part 1 with one of the cutest ponies yet.
>>27638103
She's a 7 at most
>>27638106
I highly disagree.
>>27638098
You would have a very noi life from then on.
>>27638103
Not even close.
She's highly meh.
>>27638103
She looks good now but by the time she's 26 she'll look like Granny Smith.
>>27638110
It's the colors man.
They could have been much better.
>>27638127
It fits her ethnicity
She's such a cutie and you guys are being such jerks.
>>27638131
Oh.
That doesn't make it better. And it doesn't make sense either.
DESIGNATED PONYING STREETS
Doctor pony diagnoses MLPG with a severe case of the beb.
He prescribes 20 cc's of cute horsies.
>>27638158
Okay
filly removed your kebab.
She says she has heard it is not good for you.
>>27638158
ok
Uh, oh. What's she up to?
>>27638158
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/6/13/1177308__explicit_fluttershy_animated_food_masturbation_insertion_anal+insertion_foodplay_eggplant_filthy+frank.gif
I wish I had a pony to keep me company during the hiatus.
Only on the hub™
>>27638189
I like the rumors that Discovery Sempai is going to go away and the Hub will be back.
This is mostly because I really, really dislike DF's handling of the show.
>>27638195
You do know they have nothing to do with the show other than airing it and making ads, right?
>>27638198
Yes!
and exactly that is the issue.
* tons and tons of fucked up ads
* either run the same promo week after week, or run a promo that spoils the episode you're watching
* ugly-ass logos and ids
>Today is Weed Your Garden Day
>>27638223
WHEW
WHAT A PAIR OF HARD WORKING PONIES
But every day is Weed Day
>>27638226
All New on the Hub
I love my princesses.
>>27638236
The Hub being dead makes me sad. You know what else makes me sad as well? Twilight will never be an adorkable unicorn again.
I love my Queen.
>>27638244
Good
>>27638247
Nice going Winged Twicorn Anon, you just killed the thread with your shit taste. Just like how Hasbro killed Lauren Faust's hopes and dreams.
>>27638269
Don't talk to your princess like that.
>>27638269
I'm pretty sure her cuteness just killed the thread
Guess who's got: two thumbs, a pony waifu, and finally watched the rest of Season 5
>>27638307
Good job! How did you like it?
Quick!
Post cute unicorns!
>>27638313
>>27638311
It was interesting. Here's the mini reviews I wrote to my pony friends.
What About Discord:
Honestly for a Discord episode I found this rather underwhelming. Almost certainly my least favourite of his episodes. The first half of the episode just feels really weird and some of the mane 6 seem to be plain old OOC. It just feels odd.
The episode does pick up in the second half with neurotic Twi doing her thing which is always great to watch. The back half saves this episode. Overall though not my favourite and I can't imagine myself choosing to watch this episode over others.
Hooffields and McColts:
This one I liked, though I thought the ending was pretty weak. It seems like Fluttershy was just there so they could activate that ending. She was barely used the rest of the episode. I did enjoy the smug Twi that was sure she had all the answers.
This episode also reminds me just how little they used the map through most of Season 5.
The Mane Event:
Yeah there's not much to say. This is a good episode. Making me feel real guilty over waiting so long.
Yay now I've seen Season 5
>>27638317
Anon if you're going to post Shining Armor at least post his full body, not half of it.
>>27638320
Try and stop me
>>27638319
Now on to season 6!
>>27638331
Yup!
Tomorrow night I've got the The Crystalling Pt. 1, Pt. 2, The Gift of Maud Pie, and On Your Marks on the docket.
>>27638319
How did you like the finale?
>>27638337
I actually watched that back in November the day after it came out. Fun story, I was in the middle of nowhere for conference with no internet so I had to spoiler dodge until I could get home.
I really did enjoy the finale. I can even get past the questionable writing for how Sunburst just was like "lol I'm off to magic school see ya never Starlight". I feel they did well showing Starlight breakdown until she was at rock bottom. The biggest issue I had with it was how quickly it ended; the episode would have really benefited from another 5-10 minutes. But pacing has always been one of the biggest issues this show has faced.
But on the whole I did enjoy the finale. It even had a nice song at the end that I enjoyed.
Stop being ded
>>27638383
We're not allowed to post, we're grounded.
>grounded
Ground into ded
http://i.imgur.com/2iK6etG.jpg
>>27638435
>australians
>>27638435
What the fuck
>>27638335
Have fun, anon.
Would you filly a filly?
>>27638456
Naturally
But would filly filly me?
>>27638442
What is the Australia of Equestria?
>>27638456
Maaaybe.
>>27638442
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/family-first-party-candidate-links-the-orlando-massacre-to-gay-marriage/news-story/0eaecee55339cfa1ef57afcab60b7a88
>Family First party
Christian party trying to win votes during an election? Use the murder of 50+ people to whinge about gay marriage!
>>27638465
The Everfree, obviously.
>>27638469
It's almost as dumb as the people saying that the true victims of that massacre are muslims and diversity.
>>27638463
Depends. You have to form a strong bond with your filly first.
>>27637973
>hug the ponyhuge the pony
>>27638469
>Tasmania
>Family First
I don't get why we should care about this retarded far-right nobody from a shit party in a shit state
>>27638496
>almost
I daresay it does succeed in being just as dumb or even dumber.
>>27638506
My fillybonds are naturally strong
>>27638507
>>27638507
How huge
>huge ponies
THEY ARE CALLED MY LITTLE PONIES FOR A REASON
>>27638518
HOW HORRIFYING
>>27638520
As huge as she wants to be.
>>27638527
I blame Goat for corrupting our young children with his deviant large pony ways
Applekaiju is best monster pony
>>27638527
>>27638529
but look how much Bon Bon likes it! If Bon Bon of all ponies enjoys it, how can it be wrong?
>>27638527
This
The ponies should be LITTLE
>>27638533
BEGONE YOU PERVERSION DEMON.
>>27638511
Laughing at soeone isn't the same as caring about them, anon
>>27638533
SECRET
AGENT
MARE
>>27638535
little pony is also cute
>>27638537
ALRIGHT FINE, I'M GOING GEEZI love you
Anyone got that list of upcoming episodes?
>>27638549
LIES
LIES AND ONLY LIESI love you tooEven if your taste is mediocre
>>27638549
The littleness of the ponies is required by law
>>27638552
no see, I'm gone
also my taste is garbage, thank you
Filly is tired of being small.
>>27638592
But filly is much prettier that way.
>>27636451
Huge, round and as hot as the sun.
>>27638587
You know damn well this is a DON'T AWOO zone.
>>27638592
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/278771/all-grown-up
Pony wants you to write a budget.
>>27638648
Fuck pone till the next morning, then assign her the budget decisions.
>>27638655
Pony spends the entire budget on filly treats and boop launchers.
Pony secretly channels arms shipents to the fillies.
Equestria is now entrenched in a bitter and endless civil at war with the fillies.
>>27638667
Fuck pone while in the bunker till the next fallout, then assign her to solve the problem while I fap.
Oh, also give her a rubber band, a paperclip and a straw
>>27638592
Upsize the filly.
It's not that time yet, Anon
>You should be able to beat a little filly, Anon.
>>27638672
You're fired.
Pack your shit.
>>27638694
Not until I finished fucking Smexy Digits, from accounting.
>>27638687
How about spank one?
Twilight's ready to give you a prostate exam. Her hoof is too big however, so she'll have to use her penis.
I'm seeing other generals mlpg
I'm sorry
>>27638700
But her penis is bigger than her hoof!
>>27638702
As long as it's not a /vg/ general it's fine.
>>27638702
>>27638707
Twilight as a micro penis. It's often mistaken as just a large clit.
>>27638700
Wait a sec, what penAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
she's so cute
[angry budget noises]
>>27638747
[shift+FUNDS]
Filly is tired of her Colt. She wants an Uzi now.
>>27638754ticklefilly till the next morning. Then give her a slingshot.
I bet RD is the secret sluttiest slut
You're gonna have a bad time.
>>27638633
>>27638809
I'm kind of enjoying myself, actually.
>>27638735
>Twilight _as_ a micro penis
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/2/22/My_Little_Penis_is_Bigger_Than_Yours.png
So when's the hiatus over?
>>27638853
When Nyx is canon.
>>27638853
Somewhere between next week and the movie
>>27638853
July.2018
>>27638853
I want a life-size gloomy plush
>>27638853
Never.
>>27638687
Do not beat the fillies.
Nyx wants to become canon.
Filly is beating you up with her tiny hooves.
>>27638878
The fillies could probably beat me.
>>27638889
Filly should beat me off
check this ooooooout
I'm really liking how this is shaping up
>>27638905
>>27638907
I like it
Filly says she has to confess you something:
"I'm not a real filly, I was an anon like you"
>>27638907
Can't wait to buy that shit at the con
high capacity assault filly
>>27638907
I like it a lot
>>27638937
Fillies are not weapons.
>>27638933
I have to finish it, first! If everything goes well, I might be able to do it all today. I'm really happy with the work I've been able to get done so far.
>>27638940
>>27638921
Thanks!
>>27638930
whatever, you're mine now anyway
>>27638943
so you're saying I can strap fillies to my sides and walk right through security?
>>27638945
>"E-even tho I used to browse P-Ponychan?"
>>27638951
we all deserve second chances
>>27638951
as long as you put out
I just want to sleep in a bed made of fillies.
>>27638959
nyx*
>>27638963
I just want to sleep in a nyx made of fillies.
>>27638918
Yes, filly?
Filly heard the fable of the tortoise and the hare at school today. She learned that hard works pays off when the naturally talented do nothing.
>>27638935
Good morning ponko
Filly says she wants to swallow your soul
>>27639022
I'm thinking of something else filly can swallow.
>>27638944
nice
>>27639043
please do not let the fillies drink syrup straight from the bottle
>>27638700
>Pours a bottle of lube on her mare dick and in your asshole
>Twilight retrieves a book and opens it up to her face, and begins the procedure step-by-step
>Plants her hooves on your ass "for leverage"
>Pushes, pushes, until the head of her marecock slips inside
>She struggles to hide her moans as she slides more and more of her thick, throbbing horse cock against your prostate
>Then complains that she "has the wrong angle", and tries to fix it by pulling all the way out and pushing back in
>Proclaims that "she will feel it if she repeats the process enough times"
>Her slow, careful pushes quickly devolve into animalistic thrusting, your painful moans only encourage her and she simply uses her magic to pull you back when you try to escape
>Her balls, slapping lewdly against your taint, start expanding and contracting as they come to rest on your taint, dripping pre and lube
>Twilight lets loose a final moan and pushes whatever's left all the way into the depths of your anus, you feel sudden pulses of shameful pleasure as her thick unicorn cock pulses and twitches, washing your colon with her thick, creamy mare semen
>Finally she pulls out, hops back down onto the floor, and retrieves her clipboard
>Twilight assesses that she could not "obtain an accurate reading" and books you in for another appointment the next day
>>27639022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI981r9y9Ok
Pone is disabled
>>27639022
Sorry, for her to be able to do thisthe mare needs to vomit it up first.
>>27639090
That's just an earth pone
But its still not polite to point
>>27639090
>>27639090
Leg disabled?
>>27639095
Do horns grow back?
beach episode when
Fillies are like________.
>>27639161
>Buy Applebloom, have Swetiee&Loo always trying to rescue her.
>>27639179
Well yeah,they're flat because they're small.
>>27639162
now
>>27639181
>Loo
>>27639198
Quack.
>>27639299
I didn't understand this bitch in the last episode. She didn't even try the food
WHO JUST NYO~D?
>>27639313
I can't believe they ate Spike.
>>27639309
Of course she didn't. It didn't look like the kind of food she likes.
>>27639325
i'd like to watch the mane 7 all fellate spike's dick, balls, and asshole
>>27639309
She was going to try it the first time she got there.
>>27639340
You can probably find something like this on the booru.
>>27639381
>mares talking to stallions
>stallions talking to stallions
Fucking sluts
>>27639385
>a cute mare will never talk to you
>>27639350
>1920x1090
what
how
>>27639401
That's not molecular gastronomy, that's just pretentious plating
>>27639385
To be fair, he IS a cute stallion.
>>27639422
The other one is cute too
I hope they have a nice relationship
are they implying that super fancy art food doesn't taste good?
because i've never tried it, but i bet it tastes amazing
Horse lips are actually very versatile.
>>27639431
they are implying the old mare is a cunt and the rest of the unicorns are retards.
>>27639431
>Apple butter
Flutter butter is still superior.
>>27639431
Most super fancy art food is shit though
Like the one you posted, you can't just mix a billion different flavors and ingredients and call it a good dish
good job, artists
>>27639477
>>27639477
>>27639477
Change of style?