How does the pony justice system work?

>>27620110
You remember the trial scene from Alice In Wonderland?

It doesn't

>>27620110
The guilty will be sent to the moon.

Jury, Judge and Banisher

>>27620164
>Pony justice works on a really demented logic
>Charged with robbery
>Court orders you to rob another pony and give their earnings to the original pony you robbed

>Charged with public nuisance
>Punishment is to force other ponies to perform the same act on you

>>27620110
Whatever princess says, goes. In order of seniority of course, no one gives a fuck about what Twilight has to say.

Inb4 turnabout storm

I imagine that not many ponies actually commit much crime and that, as a result, Equestrian law hasn't needed to be reformed in centuries.

This means that comparatively brutal or ridiculous punishments exist for rather minor crimes.

>>27620110
Equestria is a Shithole.
Is there a congress anyway?

Are you a zebra? If yes, you're guilty.

>>27620110
Fuck with the Princess bad things happen.

Tha'ts about it

>>27621327
Sheeeeeeiiiiit.

>>27620110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-dJPoSlPfU
Like this

>>27620110
Whether you got Princess Celestia a gift for her birthday or not.

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>>27620110
In the pony justice system, the pones are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups
The detectives that investigate these vicious felonies, and the district attorneys that prosecute the offenders.
These are their stories

>>27621427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmTkrF-UOPU

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>muh legal citizens

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>>27621377
Well seeing as how Everfree is Exile that makes a lot of sense

Considering how often ponies tend to fuck shit up and the only thing that happens is twilight says "stahp" I'd wager it pretty much doesn't exist.

>>27621792
Don't remind of that shit.

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ONE MMMMMILLION YEARS AUSCHWITZ!

>>27620228
So... if you were to give a bunch of unwilling stallions blow jobs?