Is it possible to be dumber than Rainbow Dash?
>>27590252
Rarity actually has a craft in making dresses and runs a successful business
She's probably one of the smarter ponies on the show
Try again
>>27590247
I'd think you'd know the answer to that, Anon.
>>27590274
I don't consider petty, manipulative females to be intelligent.
>>27590247
>Applejack
You bet your sweet ass it's possible
>>27590290
I can hear your fedora from here.
>>27590247
Go full Applejack
>>27590290
Being manipulative requires intelligence, retard.
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>>27590317
No, it takes being attractive and for the opposite party to be dumb and or horny.
>>27590247
You pull it off pretty well, OP
Rainbow Trash is by far the dumbest pony in Equestria
Even Derby is genius compared
>>27590328
I think you're projecting. There's hardly been a character you can describe as "horny" in MLP. Closest thing might be Trenderhoof, and he was into Applejack.
>>27590322
Why did you upload a description of yourself? We all already know you are one.
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>>27590308
>Buzzwords the argument
>In stores now.
>>27590247
Applejack.
>>27590353
So because I detest a certain brand of female, I'm a fedora-touting misogynist?
I'm going to assume that you're a Rarifag, since they like to shit-post and get snippy when their favored pony is verbally-lambasted in some way, particularly if done by Dashfags.
>>27590460
I'm actually a Glimmerfag. From your posts in the past, it's pretty clear you're a self-hating numale who shitposts about them to convince yourself that you're not.
>>27590247
Arise Dashie
>>27590485
What do you expect from a namefag?
>>27590485
I can't be a nu-male, though; I have hair!
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>>27590519
Daily reminder that waifuwars is pure cancer and all of you should kill yourselves.
>>27590563
Whoever said I was waging a waifu war? I was just pointing out that Rarity was a dumb slut, and OP had an anal prolapse.
>>27590563
Waifu wars? I was just making fun of some self-righotus namefag with outdated memes.
>>27590581
All pretty girls are automatically sluts, right?
>>27590599
I get very pissy when I haven't sucked dicks within a certain amount of time. Fuck off.
>>27590581
Rarity is pretty? She has no natural beauty, hence the false eyelashes.
Love and tolerance you fucking niggers
>>27590247
Damn it, OP. You are a major faggot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have just taken ONE day off?
>>27590310
Applejack is now canonically retarded.
Mods delete this thread before it gets worse!
>>27590615
Yes, that's how it works unless it's natural
>>27590563
>I'm better than you guys and I want you to know it
Sounds like someone's got low self-esteem
Rainbow Dash required an entire village to teach her a single history lesson cuz she dumb lol
>>27590808
Yes, clearly the peoplewith low self esteem aren't the ones chunking out over whose favorite fictional magical equine is 'best' or 'worst'. No, the person with low self esteem is the one reminding them that they're acting like a bunch of particularly obnoxious small children.
>>27592753
That behavior reminds me of Dash
>yfw dash haters behave almost exactly like the one they claim to hate
This is a troll thread, and I LOVED RD as my favorite character.
but in the group, she's pretty much the least intelligent of the group: I'm not saying she's retarded or to be scorned, but her position in the six has her as the dumb muscle kind of character, which is perfectly okay.
She's kind of like casey jones in TMNT, or Goku in DBZ abridged. She's a great character who CARES for others, but she's also very thick and ditzy.
>>27590247
I like how Newbie Dash builds on that pic and shows what a great impersonator she is. She was also great at faking the Timberwolf roar.
I'd argue that she's memorized some impressive things with her eidetic memory via flight, but I dunno if that counts as intelligence. It's not as if she actively calls on knowledge she's absorbed from her flights, or shown any particularly notable bursts of intelligence relating to her interests or fields of work.
Not to say she's DUMB, but she's not what I'd call intelligent.
>>27590274
that picture screams "I DO COCAINE!"