Would you adopt a filly as your daughter, /mlp/? Which one?

>>27578388
I'd never adopt a filly if she has a loving and caring family.

>>27578388
Rumble

>>27578388
Little league

>>27578388
Snowdrop.
I would raise her lovingly, and when she gets older I would begin to train her to fight and to use her enhanced senses to help her become DareDevil

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>>27578388
id rather adopt an oppai loli

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>>27578388
Peachy Pie is already my daughter.

>>27578388
I would kidnap one and keep her locked in my house and make her pretend to be my daughter.

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>>27579244
Pone is not for kidnap

>>27578388
All of them. Then I make a filly pile and sleep in it.

>>27578388

Here your ponychan contaiment thread

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>>27579256
None of the ponies are ever going to let a human who just suddenly showed up out of nowhere adopt a pony.

>>27579271

>he doesn't want to have a filly daughter

Fuck off, retard.

>>27578388
I can't marry my daughter, can I?

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>>27579296
They are if they don't have parents. They need someone to be their mom.

>>27579342
L O N D O N
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>>27579342
They won't let a human, especially a single male raise a filly.

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>>27579361
Who said anything about single male? I am going to raise my beautiful daughter with my waifu.

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Cotton Cloudy, the filly who refuses to age and stop being adorable.
She's seen as a filly in Cutie Mark Chronicles when Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash recount their part of the tale. I think she even appears again in Pinkie Pride during Cheese's flashback as well.

>>27579390
There isn't a pony who could love me. I'll have to kidnap a filly and raise her like the child I'll never have.

>>27579408
kek

>>27579359
I've never understood what the L O N D O N meme means

>>27579408
A pony might love you if you give her the chance to see your best qualities.
>>27579428
/fit/ meme about a tripfag who whenever exposed to a femanon would hope she was in London, where he lived.

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I think it would more than likely go down like this.

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>>27578388
But what if I want to make my own filly?
With blackjack and hookers?

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>>27579527
Humans and ponies are incompatible, sadly.

>tfw you go to an adoption center
>they let you pick out whichever filly you want to adopt
>tfw the one you want doesn't want to go home with you
>tfw all the fillies avoid you because they don't want to get picked by you
>tfw fillies don't want a loser like me to be their dad

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>>27578450
MareDevil

>>27579509
lol what is the context of this

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>>27579828
I really like that pic.

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>>27578388
Maybe. I don't know if I have the right qualifications to be a good parent to a pony. Let alone a magic talking pony. I can't think of any good parenting protocols from the show.

>>27579428
Please be in london...

>>27579833
>kek
>Not just killing yourself when you realize your bloodline ends with you no matter what

>>27580517
There are better reasons for killing yourself. Being alone and unlovable is one.

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>>27580975
JUST

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>>27579828
>Gender: Female

HOW WOULD THE ARTIST KNOW? WHAT IF THAT PONY DOES NOT IDENTIFY AS FEMALE?!? FUCKING CIS SCUM MAKES ME WANNA PUKE MY INNARDS OUT.

Fucking triggered ugggh.

Diamond Tiara, I couldn't match her wealth, but I feels she needs the affection more than any other filly.

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>>27579509

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>>27582292
>you will.never experience this

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>>27578388
I'll take any one really. I've always wanted a daughter anyway. I'll love them like they deserve. I just hope one day I have a daughter to cherish

>>27582410
fuck off faggot

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>>27582410
Fillies are not for sexual.

>>27582438
Spamming the same image everywhere like an angry manchild isn't going to bring your shit thread back or change the rules.

>>27582452
Rulefags are the only angry manchildren here, anon.

>>27582452
which thread?

>>27582458
Nah, rulefags aren't the ones spamming across threads acting like little anarchists because the rules don't agree with their posts.

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>>27579828
But humans and horsepeople aren't hopefully
Then we can go to Equestria and be a happy horse family together

>>27582292
>>27582381

I'm sad now.

>>27578388
Here your spic contaiment thread
>>27581043

>>27582907
They don't raise and date the fillies, though. They ship them. Sickos.

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>>27582292
In reality:

>>27582923
still spic.

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>>27583050
I'm still here whacha goin to do write a letter to lestia

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>>27579833
>"Right this way Mr, 'Anon', was it?" asks the headmistress
"That's right ma'am" you mumble and follow her down the foyer
>You're beginning to have second thoughts
>Were you really about to do this?
>Sure money wasn't a problem for you, and you had a lot of free time
>But could you really raise a pony all by yourself?
>"Children. Somepony's here to meet with you!" calls the mare
>A line of fillies and colts file out one by one
>The youngest of them seemed excited
>Others however, the older children, were more apathetic
>They'd been passed over for adoption before and knew that their chances were only growing slimmer and slimmer
>They plaster faux smiles over their faces all the same though, part of them holding out against hope that maybe, just maybe, they could be chosen
>That maybe they could have a mommy or daddy again
"Uh, hey kids" you say, straightening up and waving at the small crowd of fillies and colts
>Some of them shrink back upon seeing you
>You must have seemed a giant to them
>The headmistress darts along the line, doing a quick headcount
>"14, 15, 16- where's Shoe Shine?" she sputters
>The children stay silent for a moment before one of them hesitantly speaks out
>"She says she aint never comin' out of her room again!"
>The headmistress growls in frustration
>"What am I going to do with this child?" she bemoans
>"Shoe Shine, you get out here this instant!" she calls, darting inside the children's common room
>You hear a mixture of pleadings and protests before a resounding *SMACK* rings out
>Silence
>The headmistress briskly trots back out of the room, behind her an older filly looking directly at the floor; her tail tucked meekly between her legs
>She takes her place at the end of the line and bites her lip
>You knew she was trying very hard not to cry

>>27583026
why did you reupload the same pic again?

>>27583236
please continue

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>>27583236
Our fuck we DadAnon now.

>>27583236
I need to know if this will go feelsy or lewd, Im fapping either way so keep going.

>>27578388
The one on the left looks like Safe Haven.

>>27578423
>>27578435
These
>>27578488
I fucking hate this fetish yet I cannot shake it. Goddamn it, this is the only >no hooves shit I actually like...

>>27582544
Hello boner my old friend.

>>27583236
Is there more?

>>27583236
Come on dude, don't leave us hanging.

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>>27578388
So many fillies I would adopt... so to make the choosing easy, it would go with Red June.

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>>27583236
>"Now then" huffs the headmistress "Children, please step forward one at a time and tell Mr Anon here something about yourself"
>And so, one at a time, each foal steps forward and tells you something
>You kneel down in front of each one and shake their hoof as they step forward
>Most of them tell you small, menial things
>What they'd had for breakfast that morning, what games they liked playing
>Some of the younger foals told you what they hoped their cutie marks would be
>A few of them, however, told you things which shook you
>"I'm Shaky Straw and MY parents are gonna be back any day now" boasts one of them
>"I can't remember what my mommy looked like" says another matter of factly - there was no sadness in her voice
>You steel yourself as you reach the end of the line
>The filly from before stares back at you
>Well, perhaps not a filly, she was on the cusp of adolescence
>You stay silent for a moment and observe her as she does the same to you
>Her cream colored coat was slightly unkempt and bore the marks of a filly who had just gotten out of bed
>Her mane and tail, however, dark and intertwined into an intricate pattern suggested an air of sophistication about her
>Unlike many of the other foals she doesn't shrink back from you
>"Say 'hello', dear" urges the headmistress, smiling weakly at you and back at the filly again in exhaustion
>She filly snaps her eyes shut in response and holds her head up high and you notice another thing about her
>She was proud
>Hoping to spare her another spanking you decide to make the first move and hold your hand out in greeting
"Hi there. I'm Anon and I'd love to get to know you. What's your name?"
>She peeks one of her eyes open, expecting a rebuke from you or another slap from the headmistress
>She relaxes before placing her hoof into your hand
>"Genius. My name is Genius. And it's a pleasure Mr Anon"
>A scattered giggle rings out among the other foals
"Well that's. That's an exotic name" you decide, playing along

>>27584048
I'll take the smartass, miss.

>>27584048
I like this story

>>27584048
more please

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>>27584048
Nice.

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>>27584048
Going to start namefagging now

"Did you come up with it on your own?" you ask
>The filly smirks
>"I did" she declares "And last week it was 'Strong' and the week before that; 'Big'"
>She sounds as though she's testing you. As if she expected you to disapprove
>You grin as the rest of the children laugh at the display
"Well, they sound like awfully good names for a big, strong mare like you"
The filly scrunches her nose in confusion
>She opens her mouth to speak before snapping it shut again and stepping back into line, deep in thought
>Why weren't you yelling at her?
>You stand back up and turn to the headmistress
>She stands there grinding her teeth at the display
>Well Mr Anon" she says, barely keeping her rage in check "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to return tomorrow. It seems I have a disobedient child to discipline"
>The rest of the foals whine and protest but the headmistress silences them with a wave of her hoof
>"You all know the rules children. You can blame this little FILLY" she emphasizes, pointing towards the defiant filly "for her rude behavior towards our guest. Now back to your rooms; all of you"
>The filly simply rolls her eyes and directs a few of the other children back inside the common room
>She stares back at you for a moment before disappearing behind the doorway
>A few moments later you say your goodbyes to the headmistress and begin your trek back home
>Stormclouds gather and a few drops of rain begin to fall as you turn your head to look at the orphanage one more time
>You see a pair of eyes staring at you from one of the windows before ducking down out of view
>You turn back around and continue walking
>You'd be back tomorrow
>You'd make sure of it

>>27584613
This is giving me a feelsrection. Also reading.

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>>27584654
this.

>>27584613
Got some more planned but I'm going to have to put it on hold for now as I'm busy. Keep the thread alive for me please.

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>>27584828

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>>27578388
This one.

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>>27584828
dont be too long you beautiful bastard.

Twist.

>>27578414
This. I'd go to the orphanage, find a qt earth filly and give her the affection and warmth she never had.

>>27586050
Bump

>>27578435
the only correct answer

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>>27584613
>The figure steps down from the windowsill overlooking her bed
>She was the tallest and the oldest and so held this sacred duty
>A crowd of foals crowd around her bed, eagerly awaiting news of their departed guest
>"What'd you see, Genius?" asks one of them "Is Mr Anon gonna come back tomorrow?"
>The foals mutter among hopefully
>Sure they'd received guests before, but never one who'd been asked to come back
>And especially never one as funny looking as 'Mistuh Ah-Non'
>The headmistress was a strict mare, but they knew she only wanted them to be adopted by suitable parents
>'Genius' hardens her gaze as your silohette disappears into the horizon
>"Hmph!" she snorts "He's gone. Just like them rest of them. And he's never coming back!"
>The foals stand, dejected for a moment, before filing off towards their respective beds in silence
>They trusted in her word absolutely after all
>One filly remains, however, a unicorn; either too miserable to move or having not understood the message
>The filly levitates a scuffed and dirty teddy bear towards herself
>"I-Is he really not coming back, Genius? I thought he was really nice..." she whispers
>The older filly stares at her younger counterpart evenly
>"Go to bed, Ember" she says at last before turning around and pulling her pillow over her head
>She hears a few muffled sniffles and the sound of trotting hooves before silence overtakes the room, broken only by the occasional shuffling of foals trying to get comfortable
>Pulling her pillow over herself tighter, Genius bites her lip and a burning tear blazes down her muzzle and into her sheets
>"He really was nice, wasn't he?" she thinks to herself
>"And I ruined it"

>>27586698
more

>>27586698
Tis some good shit right here.

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>>27586698
>You hear laughter
>Rubbing your eyes, you wrench yourself up from your bed
>A cry of laughter rings out again and you pull yourself up towards your window
>You sight your fellow orphans running around outside in the cool morning air
>That's strange
>It was morning - headmistress never let anypony play outside before chores were done
>You observe the sight below you in further detail
>The foals seemed to delight at something just beyond the edge of your vision
>You press yourself against the glass and strain your eyes to the edge of their limits
>And then you see him
>A lone, gangly figure chasing a few of the foals outside around
>They shriek in joy and excitement as his long legs carry him over the field with ease
>A few foals cling to his back, trying their best to defeat the 'manticore monster' as he'd been dubbed
>"Hmph!"
>What foals
>They didn't realize he was obviously putting on a show for them
>He was just another fake
>...
>Your hindleg twitches and you feel the sudden urge to join them

>Bursting out of the backdoor, scarf hastily wrapped around your neck, you dart your head and to and fro
>You hear an amused snort and turn towards its source
>The headmistress stares back at you from a nearby bench
>Your breath catches in your throat and you, out of habit, freeze
>For her part the headmistress seems more jovial than usual and then takes you by surprise
>She nods towards you and waves you on towards Mr Anon
>At a loss for words, all you can manage is to nod back and warily make your way towards the man
>You still couldn't believe it
>He came back
>Why?

>>27586919
bump for more

>>27586919
this is cute

>>27586919
moar

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>>27578388
I would adopt sombra and radiant hope

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>>27588224
>No shadow demon horse son .
>No pure hearted filly unicorn daughter.
Why live?

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>>27588261

>>27588275
>and kind of smelly
Does that mean Sombra would make him sniff his dick and balls?

>>27588302
He is a living corpse

>>27588337
So he must have a designated taint sniffer then right? Someone to give his package a little sniff and say "Yep dude, you need to freshen up."

>>27586919
bump

This thread must live!

bumping again

At this rate we'll be up all night to get Lucky.

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>>27590299

>>27586919

bump glorious writefaq

>>27590316
Would you rather I not bump the thread?

>>27590449
No, no. We must bumb to preserve the integrety of this thread.

That or just waiting for "Lucky" to return with more glorious writing.

Watched Juno earlier today as part of my Film Appreciation class. Made me realize how much I'd like to have a daughter.

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>>27578435
Mah nigga

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>>27591599
Ha, I actually just rewatched that episode today! There were a couple cute fillies in it.

OOOH BUMP OF AGES DO NOT FALTER LOVE IS BREATHING STILL

>>27578388
Adopt one
Watch her grow
Fuck her while teen or adult
Make her best sex slave.
She ends up wanting dick forever and produces many children.
Put them up for adoption...

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>>27578414
>>27579256
>>27579271
>>27579336
>>27579342
>>27579361
FUCKING NON RAPING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>27586919
>"Are you sure about this Mr Anon?" asks the headmistress
"I'm sure" you nod
>The headmistress sucks air through her teeth before signing off on a few forms
>She leans back in her chair
>"Well. I suppose she'd prefer that you tell her the news" she says the mare, and one of the foals outside lets loose a shriek of mirth
>They'd had more fun today playing with their guest than they'd had in months
>Genius stood apart from the rest of them lazily flicking through a book, quietely observing them
>Monitering them as a parent would their own
>You begin to stand before the headmistress stops you
>"I just have one question, if I may Mr Anon." she asks "Why her?"
>You stand, slowly, and walk towards the window, resting a hand on it
>Genius remains engaged in her reading and doesn't notice you
>She'd spent so much time looking after others, you wonder if she's forgotten how to be a kid herself
"I suppose" you begin "That I can help her the most. The other foals... they're all great. But her?"
>You look back at the headmistress
>"She's different from the rest of them"
>The headmistress sighs and trots beside you, looking out the window towards Genius in turn
>"I've seen orphans spend their whole childhoods here. We can only look after them for so long and, once they reach maturity, they're cast aside"
>She grimaces
>"I used to hate it myself. Used to curse the whole system"
>"But... then I got old. I reckon I've forgotten more foals that've come in here than those that have left. Over time... they just become another number to you"
>"And I've seen plenty of children like her too. Forced to grow up too early. I know I'm hard on her, I do; but it's only because I want her to stop trying to mother the rest of the young and try to enjoy what little childhood she has left"
>You turn to the mare beside you and her eyes gleam in sincerity
>"Promise me you'll do that for her Mr Anon. Promise me you'll give her as much of a childhood as she has left"
"I will" you promise

>>27592824
ayy lucky lives

>>27592824
>>"Promise me you'll do that for her Mr Anon. Promise me you'll give her as much of a childhood as she has left"
>"I will" you promise
It begins.

>You step inside of the building and shiver.
>Jesus, it's cold as tits out there.
>You shake in your coat and re-adjust your scarf.
>Your eyes are practically frozen.
>There's a mare sleeping there at the front desk further up ahead, shivering herself and curled up into a ball.
>Walking up to it, you can't help but just feel super sad for this pony.
>Nothing that adorable deserves to be so cold.
>You take your coat and scarf off, leaving only your suit on, and put it on her.
>She quickly covers herself with your coat and shrinks into her scarf, then slowly opens her eyes.
>She jumps when she sees you.
>"-GAH!"
>She almost falls out of her chair, then glances at what you gave her with a confused look.
"Uh, hi."
>She awkwardly waves a hoof, then straightens herself out.
>"H-hello, what brings you here? Care to adopt? We only have one filly left!"
>The mare's words settle in your mind.
"...Adopt? This is an orphanage?"
>She smiles and nods.
>"We're home to every filly and colt that can't find a place to stay or be, in order to bring them to a new loving family!"
>You look around the place.
>It actually doesn't look that nice.
>And obviously, the place isn't well enough to afford heating, either.
"Well, uh, I actually wasn't planning to adopt. I was just going to ask for directions because I can't see anything in that snowstorm outside."
>The mare's ears fall flat.
>"Oh. Well, I-"
>"-Is somepony here, Mrs. Heart? Am I going to get adopted?"
>You both turn to the side and see a small filly waiting by the doorway.
>She has a bright orange coat and a light blue, very unkempt- looking mane.
>On her cheeks are a few freckles, and above that are a few bags under her eyes, as if she's been awake for a long time.
>But she still looks extremely jovial.
>The mare behind the desk just shuts her eyes and sighs.
>She seems to prep herself for something, then slowly turns in her chair.
>"Um, well sweetie, this stallion here..."
>The filly's eyes turn to you while she talks.

>>27593537

>"He's not wanting to adopt. Now, go to bed, it's very late."
>The filly's eyes quickly start to water.
>"...H-he..."
>She takes another sad glance at you, before turning back to the mare.
>"...O...okay..."
>Then she slowly walks away from the doorframe.
>The mare waits a second, then turns to you.
>"I'm... very sorry about that, Mr. Anonymous. Little League has just been very... anxious, since the holiday season started."
>She clicks her tongue and looks over the clothes that are still on her.
>-You take that second to realize how weird it is that everyone in this town knows your name, until your mind sets on something else.
>"-So then, right now you're on Feather street, which is a few blocks south from town hall. To the north is-"
"-How does the process of adopting go?"
>She pauses and looks at you curiously for a minute.
>"Well, it would just need a few papers to be signed, and a weekly visit during the first two months of the foal living in your home."
>...That's it?
"That's it?"
>She nods, a very faint smile slowly gracing her face.
"...Then I think I'd like to adopt that filly."
>The mare grins and jumps out of her seat to hug you.
>"Oh Mr. Anonymous, she'll be so glad to hear that! Just come back tomorrow and I'll have all the paperwork set up!"
>You nod, catching your own smile.
"So, you said town hall is south, right?"
>She straightens herself out and nods.
>"And Sugarcube corner is directly south."
>Okay, you have a good idea where you are, now.
"Then thank you for your time, and I'll see you tomorrow."
>You start to walk away, a-
>"Mr. Anonymous!"
>You flip around, and she's just holding your jacket and scarf in her hooves.
>"You forgot these!"
>Leave a pone in the cold?
"Just keep them. I've got layers, here."
>Her smile grows, and she meekly nods.
>The second you walk out of the building, you notice how much weaker the snowstorm is.
>A yawn escapes you before you think too much about it, and you head towards the direction of your home.

>>27593537
>>27593543
continue...

>>27593543
Little League orphan? You have my attention

>>27592824
Hail glorious writefag

>>27593543
>Before you know it, you're home.
>You were paying less attention about the walk over there, and more attention TO WHAT YOU JUST DID.
>You just told a mare you were going to adopt a filly!
>This isn't a dog or cat or some stupid shit, this is a FILLY.
>Sure, you know it's the right thing to do.
>And, well, you can't have kids of your own...
>But you really didn't think about things before you just said you'd take her home.
>And did you see how sad that filly was when she was told you weren't going to adopt her?
>And how happy that mare was when you told her you WERE?
>Christ...
>Are you ready for a kid?
>Will the kid even like you?
>Do you even have shit in your house that's ready to take care of a kid?
>You stand there in your home and think for a moment.
>Well, you're as ready as you'll ever be.
>You also have your guest room already set up- you could easily turn that into a bedroom...
>But what if the filly doesn't like you?
>-That's retarded.
>That filly didn't scream or anything when it saw you.
>It looked like she hadn't slept in a while- and even though it's late, that filly looked like she spent a lot of nights awake.
>You sigh and start walking upstairs to your bedroom.
>Well, you certainly weren't expecting to pick up a filly on the way home from work, that's for sure...
>It's like one of those shelves that they have there in stores.
>You don't want candy or any of that crap until you actually see it.
>Then the next thing you know, you have five of those.
>But the thing that suddenly worries you, is that you did that with a KID.
>This isn't some stupid chocolate snack, this is a living, breathing being with her own thoughts and actions, that you just decided you wanted to take home.
>...Though, an orphanage is no place for a child, especially not in the holiday season, of all times.
>Not to mention how bad it must be to be the only filly left...
>You shake your head and lie down on your bed.

>>27593773
Keep going, you glorious bastard!

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Writefags pls

>>27594154
writefag is kill

>>27593924
Sorry, took a quick vidya break.
>>27594161
Nope, I'm right here.

>Well, one thing for sure, you made the right choice.
>But you don't necessarily know if it was a GOOD choice.
>You pause and stare at your ceiling fan for a moment.
>Well, good or not, you're going to try your damndest here.
>You're gonna be the best goddamn foster parent ever.
>You throw all your clothes off and shuffle a bit under the covers.
>The best damn one.
>

>Fucking shit, it can't be morning already.
>Goddamn it, you need coffee.
>Crawling out of bed, you get dressed in your usual attire- minus the scarf and jacket, and head downstairs.
>A long, obnoxious yawn escapes yo-
>-OW GOD YOUR JAW
>You freeze and hold a hand under your chin, waiting for the pain to stop, before you continue downwards.
>Stupid shit mornings, now they're even PHYSICALLY painful.
>Walking over to your kitchen, you set a pot of coffee to brew and sit at your table.
>Due to the large amount of time it takes for your brain to start up, you find yourself simply staring at your kitchen table while you wait.
>You feel that you're supposed to do something today.
>-OTHER than get the filly, of course.
>Even if you WERE brain dead, you'd be able to remember something like that easily.
>...Nope, you can't remember shit.
>A loud beep cuts your thoughts short, and you silently thank magic for shortening the coffee brewing process to a mere few minutes.
>You pack everything up into a thermos, and take a quick taste test to make sure your coffee doesn't taste as bad as this morning.
>It's horribly bitter.
>Black, like your soul.
>-Which means it's good.
>You grab another scarf on your way out and wrap it around yourself.
>Once you step outside, your eyes immediately dry out.
>Goddamn wind.
>And now that you walked home from it, you notice the orphanage almost immediately.
>You've passed the building plenty of times, but you never knew it was an orphanage.
>There's a sign stand thing, but it's just destroyed to all hell.

>>27594168
Very nice green you have going on here.

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Would you adopt three mischievous hippocampi?

>>27594447
Could I turn them from mischievous to qt?

>>27592824
Imagine how it would feel to not be adopted. The psyche of a child, thinking they aren't as good, that if they were adopted it's only because the best were already taken And that their adoptive parents (if they are loving and kind) deserve better then you and had they been a few months earlier they would have gotten a better foal then you.

The longer you stay, the more you question yourself. What's wrong with you? You'd start trying to imitate others becoming fake and forgetting who you are. By the time you leave you don't know who you are or what you're worth. All you know is you're not good enough.

>>27594168
>It's horribly bitter.
>Black, like your soul.
kek keep going writefag

caught myself snoozing on the keyboard.

>>27594168
>Honestly, you just thought the place was abandoned.
>Like some pony version of a crackhouse.
>...You wonder what kind of drugs they have here.
>Not that you'd try them, of course, but still.
>You know that their alcohol is stupidly weak, so you can't imagine any kind of drug.
>You're more of a social drinker anyways, so it's not that big of a deal.
>And you mean social as in, only if you're with people you know.
>You don't just go around and drink with random people.
>Probably spill too much spaghetti.
>Lightly pushing in the front doors, you're greeted by the head mare, now wearing your scarf and jacket, which is clearly too big for her.
>She beams at the sight of you, then glances at her new ensemble timidly.
>"Hello, Mr. Anonymous!"
"Hey."
>You glance at her when you get closer to the desk.
"That jacket looks much better on you than it did me."
>A small blush crosses her face, and she hugs herself.
>"I-it's very comfortable, Anonymous... Are you sure you don't want it returned?-"
"Of course I'm sure. As long as another storm like yesterday doesn't hit, I'll be fine."
>Her smile grows again.
>"Thank you, Anonymous... It's the nicest gesture I've gotten from somepony."
>Her eyes settle on you for a moment.
>She regains focus and reaches over her desk, then handing a stack of papers over to you.
>"So, these are the papers that you'll need to sign for the adoption. They merely list the legal dos and don'ts of everything- stuff I'm sure you wouldn't have to worry about."
>She holds a pen in her mouth out to you.
"Thank you."
>You viciously fought the urge to boop her.
>Walking over to the bench, you still look over everything.
>It really is just legal stuff.
>If you fail to provide, you can return the filly.
>If you REFUSE to provide, you get your ass arrested.
>Stuff like that.
>You don't know how the process worked back home, but here you only needed to sign a few things.

>>27594864
OH GOD THE SUN IS OUT

i think im done for now

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>>27578488
Get teh fuck out of here.

>>27594864
This is really good stuff Anon, you should get a trip.

>>27592824
>"You're blocking my light" sneers the filly, not bothering to look up towards you
>You frown and take a step back
>Had she even heard you?
>"I think" she begins, slamming the book shut for emphasis "That you're lying to me Mr Anon"
"Lying? Why would I lie ab-"
>"But!" she interrupts "I'm willing to hear you out. Let's take this to the headmistress, shall we?"
>With that, she slides her book into one of her saddlebags and takes a few steps before turning back towards you
>"Are you coming Mr Anon?" she asks
"This damned kid" you think to yourself and follow after the self assured filly

>"You really were telling the truth..." she finally gasps, in marked contrast to her earlier snideness
>You smile awkwardly and then headmistress follows suit
>Neither of you knew what to say to her
>After all, how could either of you understand?
>The headmistress speaks up first
"Would you like to collect your belongings?" she offers "The foals upstairs are asleep but I can wake them if you'd like to say goodbye"
>Genius thinks about it for a moment before shaking her head
>"No. I'll, I'll just collect my things.
>Her lower lip trembles for a brief second and she squeezes them together tightly
"I can't-" is all she manages
>She turns her head away from the two of you and hurries upstairs
>She couldn't say goodbye to them
>She just couldn't
>N-not that she cared about them of course

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>>27595043
Good stuff.

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>>27595043
Lucky you are back these are glorious times indeed

>She couldn't say goodbye to them
>She just couldn't
>N-not that she cared about them of course
Please continue this story if trial and tribulation, I must know how Mr. Anon is as a parent

>>27578388
Noi
Best filly

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>>27595113
Good taste.

>>27595043
>You move quickly and quietly and gather what you can
>You owned few personal belongings
>Most of the items in the orphanage were shared between said orphans
>You fuss for a moment over the scarf that was yours this week before setting it aside
>You couldn't take it with you
>And you'd really liked it too!
>In only a few minutes you manage to gather together your things
>They didn't amount to much
>A few books, a pair of gum boots and a beanie for the colder seasons
>Slipping them into your saddle bags, you gently make your way towards the door
>You creak it open slowly, so slowly, when you hear movement behind you
>"You're leaving?"
>You dart around and snap the door shut
>It was the same filly from the other night, the teddy bear she was fond of floating beside her
>Almost instantaneously you place a name to her face
"Ember Charm" you scold, keeping your voice down "You shouldn't be up this late. Go back to bed right now!"
>The filly stays rooted to the spot, however, and instead takes a step towards you
>And another
>Before you know it her face is firmly pressed to your chest and her muffled sobs rock througg your body
>Your own misery takes second place to this new challenge
"There there" you deadpan, patting her back as the filly mutters something inaudible
"Yes. Yes" you agree, setting down your bags
>This would take a while

>You feel something tug at your pants and with a start you look down
>Genius stands there
>She raises a hoof to her mouth and clears her throat
>"I'm ready" she announces

>The two of you leave moments later; you walking that path once more as she walks it for the first and last time
>And had she turned around, she would have seen several damp eyes spying on her from the windows
>For many of them she was the sister they'd never had
>An aloof one albeit
>But she couldn't
>She kept her head down the entire time and didn't speak a word
>And neither did you

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>>27595189
This is getting good.

>>27595189
Lucky please continue this marevalous tale

I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

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>>27595378
Sleep tight O' Lucky one.

>>27595189


Please continue for feelzies

>>27595378
Goodnight, you glorious green textxer.
Sleep well.
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES WORN OUT PLACES

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>>27578388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WIo3I1RYVk

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>>27595189
shit's good nigga keep it up

>>27595593
Nigga just send the video link we all know that fucking song by now!

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>>27595833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN1oygfaHVs&index=38&list=PLdf6gu1ayqy-PkcAWKXrtE5ZX2iQT2-0v

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Post your filly daughters.

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>>27596280

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>>27596280
http://jwebgen.com/generate

Select 'surprise me' and generate.
Post first female you get.
Thats your daughter now.

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>>27596425
Shoo bee doo?

>>27596540
Sir, Im afraid your filly is a colt.

>>27596631
It's a fucking turtle! That'S what I'm afraid off.

>>27596643
Um, congratulations?

>>27596654
Do I need an aquarium for him? Or a pond? I don't know...

>>27596662
http://old.ponyisland.net/index.php?src=manual&sub=breeds

Some form of water would be advisable, Its part turtle after all.

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>>27596425
Why the heck is my daughter in an egg?

>>27596963
Looks to me like part phoenix
http://old.ponyisland.net/index.php?src=manual&sub=breeds
>PhoenixPony
>Phoenix ponies are an agile breed with a fiery temper. They make great friends but gruesome enemies. If you make friends with a Phoenix, you’ve got a friend for life. They are quick learners and love learning new air ballet stunts from the Flutters and both breeds are equally vain. Their magical tears can heal almost any wound.

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>Anon adopts a filly
>Levelupsoundeffect.midi
>Gets Dad Reflexes

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>>27596425
Site rendered like shit on my phone

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>>27596425
Originool Cheractor! Donut Steel!

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>>27595043
>You're blocking my light
Diogenes incarnate here.

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>>27596280
Me and Scoots will have a relationship like Woody Allen and Soon-Yi

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>>27596425
her name is "Dreampony"

not bad, i guess.

would still cuddle

better than a turtle

>>27597904
'Dreampony' is just placeholder, every generated pony is named like that.

She's a cutie.

>>27597904
G3 is shit.

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>>27596425
Cute.

>>27598444
>"I'm rearranging your organs!"

Bumpity bump.

>>27598487
you dont the adorable this is making me withstand

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>>27599101
i have no idea what you just said.

>>27581807
>post-ironic triggering
You sound like you care

>>27578488
Oyakodon: Oppai Tokumori Bonyuu Tsuyudaku de
this is what i think seeing them

>>27594864
>Or only NEED to, rather.
>You scratch your shitty signature on there and start scanning the other paper.
>This one is...
>Oh.
>It's got tips on how to raise a filly or colt.
>Psychologically.
>You slow down and take the time to read this one.
>At the top, it said 'your adoptee has been labeled', then continued with the rest of the form.
>But that means...
>There's three contacts of psychiatrist ponies at the bottom.
>It lists typical behaviors in a kid that's gone through some childhood troubles.
>Introvertive behavior, rebellious actions, volatile moods...
>It starts to worry you further.
>What if you can't help this filly out that way?
>What has she BEEN through?
>Your thoughts are cut off by a slow thumping noise from behind the desk.
>Because of you sitting, you can't see the filly pop out, but you see the mare hop off the chair and talk to her.
>You mentally brave yourself for a good first impression, and the mare walks around the desk with a hoof on the filly's back.
>The filly stops and spits her luggage handle out.
>Then she just stares at you for a moment, slack-jawed.
>You can't really tell if it's a bad or good look, but-
>She beams and runs over to you, then jumps onto the bench and your lap, trying her hardest to wrap her hooves around you in a hug.
>"Oh thank you thank you thank you! Don't worry, I'll be the best filly ever, Mr. Anonymous!"
>That's... a weird greeting.
>'The best filly ever'?
>You glance at the paper under her.
>Your eyes only read out 'psychological behaviors' at the top.
>Turning back to the filly, you see the cute little smile plastered on her face.
>You involuntarily move a hand to her head and gently brush her hair.
>"Now Little League, Mr. Anonymous still needs to sign the paper you're sitting on!"
>She looks down, and her ears fall flat.
>"S-sorry!"
>Once she hops off, you finish your 'signature' and stand up.
>The mare just watches with a small grin on her face.
>"We need more ponies here like you, Anonymous..."

>>27579874
It appears the griphons run a slave trade that kidnaps fillies and Anon thinks it's an orphanage.

>>27600747
oh shit, if this is actually blu, this story is going to be dope, i'm hype!

>>27578488
Their faces say adorable but their boobs say sexy.

>>27583417
It's how safe haven came to care for anon. He has no idea it's the spirit of his adopted daughter who tragically died of an accident dun dun dunnn

>>27578414
>scootaloo

>>27600747
And now that you've adopted the orphanage's only pony, the desk mare is out of a job, right?

Would it be weird to call your RL daughter your "little filly?"

>>27602157
Adopt the desk mare too.

>>27600747
Holy shit this is gonna be good

>>27602160
Probably, unless you live in a very horse-centric city or on a horse farm.

>>27600747
>She drifts off and just watches the filly with a sad smile on her face.
>And before you can say anymore, she walks over and hugs her.
>"You're a wonderful filly, Little League. I'm going to miss you."
>They hug for a long moment, and you watch a small tear roll down the mare's cheek.
>You kind of just awkwardly stand there, even if the gesture's nice and heartwarming.
>Soon, they break away, and the filly runs back over to your side.
>You set the papers on the desk, and the mare just walks over and hops on her chair.
"So, what are you going to do now that the last filly's been taken?"
>She wipes her face clean and pauses for a second.
>Then shrugs.
>"There will always be fillies and colts who need a place to stay. I suppose I'll just wait until one comes by."
>You stop and think for a moment.
"In the meantime, would you care to be 'adopted' for a coffee, tomorrow? Some tips on raising fillies would be nice."
>She just stares at you for a moment, then softly smiles.
>"Yes, I think I'd like that."
>You find yourself mimicking her grin.
"Great, then I'll definitely see you then, Ms. Heart."
>"Please. Call me Lyra."
>You nod.
"Alright then, Lyra. I'll see you tomorrow, Cocoa Bean Cafe, ten-ish?"
>She nods.
>"I'll be there."
>You respond with another nod and turn to the filly sitting beside you.
"Ready to go?"
>She viciously nods her head and grabs her luggage handle.
>It looks a bit bigger than her.
"Want me to carry that?"
>She gives you this confused look, then shakes her head.
>"I'm a big filly- I can do it."
"...Want me to carry you?"
>She looks at you like you just told her Santa is black.
>Then she looks a bit conflicted.
>"R...really?"
>You simply nod.
>Has nobody ever offered to carry her, or what?
>-Well, you can't really carry ponies with hooves...
>-'Cause, you know, you're walking with them.
>But still.
>"...Okay."

KILLING FLOOR 2 UPDATE WOOOO

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>>27603974
>She looks at you like you just told her Santa is black.
my fucking sides

>>27578388
>rape

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>>27603974
GOOD STUFF NONNY! GOOD STUFF!

>>27603974
>She looks at you like you just told her Santa is black.
Kek, if he was black he would be breaking to your house to steal shit from you, not the other way around.

>>27603974
>KILLING FLOOR 2
eh

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>>27603974
Aw shit nigga, Little League AND Lyra?

>>27604349
Now anon can have a waifu and a daughteru

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>>27604548
Living the dream

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>>27578388
This one.

>>27578488
0/10
the artist must die.

>>27578388
Scoots

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>>27604728

>>27594447
Probably not. I'm not a good swimmer and they look like they'd want to be in water alla time.

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I would very much so adopt a couple of cute little fillies.

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What if filly wants to adopt you?

>>27605576
Hah, Anon please. It's too early for this cuteness.

>>27605576
>"Just choose any one you like, dear."
"Okay!"
>You walk through the hallway, glancing at all the animals available.
>A puppy would be nice, but they're too hard to train.
>Cats are cute, but kinda boring.
>A bird?
>What if it flew away?
>...Ugh, you just wish you could find that perfect pet already.
>You walk to the very end cage and see a weird green monkey in a suit.
>It makes you smile.
>A suit wearing monkey?
>How many fillies can say they have THAT as a pet?
>He looks at you.
>"Oh, no. No, no, dear fucking LORD, no."
>OH MY GOSH, IT CAN TALK?!
>THIS IS LIKE, THE BEST PET EVER!
>"Please man, I'm begging you, just l-let me out."
"DADDY!"
>"Sweet Jesus, what do you want, man? Money? I-I can give you my suit!"
>"Yes, dear?"
"I want THIS one!"
>You point at the silly green monkey.
>"Fuck no, p-please! I-I'm an adult, man!"
>"Hmm, I don't know, he's really noisy."
>"Y-you bastards don't even hear what I'm saying, do you?"
"I can train him, Daddy!"
>"DUDE I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU LET ME FREE!"
>"Hmm... why not?"
"YAY!"
>You get closer to the cage with the biggest grin on your face.
>All the other school fillies and colts will be so jealous.
>"I don't want to be taken again! I don't want to wear anymore dresses!"
>The mare comes around and unlocks the cage, then shocks him to the ground.
>It doesn't look like it hurts, though.
>"AAAH GOD, IT HURTS SO BAD!"
>"Come on out, Anon! Say hi to your new owner!"
>"I... I don't care what you do to me... J-just don't make me wear any dresses, p-please..."

Gay son or slutty daughter?

>>27605818
I'd rather have a gay son than a slutty daughter. Yes I am slut shaming.

>>27605701
Inb4 Anon becomes a sex slave. Also that was really funny.

>>27605818
Id rather not have any children.

No.
Do you how much horses eat.

>>27603974
>Next thing you know, you're carrying your new filly in one arm, and her luggage in the other.
>You notice that she's weirdly tense in your arms.
>Like being carried is such an awkward thing for her.
>She shivers, and you suddenly notice how damn cold it still is.
>So you keep her inside your suit, where only her head pops out.
>You also notice how non-talkative she's being.
>She seemed super happy and excited earlier, you can't understand where the random change in mood came from.
>She just buries her head in your suit and closes her eyes- not sleeping, but definitely thinking about something.
>You walk up to your house and-
>"-Anon!"
>...Damn it.
>You wince and turn around.
>Now you completely remember what you felt you were forgetting this morning.
"Ah, hi Roseluck."
>"Thanks for completely ditching me, you jerk."
"Damn, I'm so sorry, Rose. I kinda got wrapped up with something else."
>"And that is...?"
>Right on cue, Little League slowly pops her head out of your suit.
>You figured she would have seen the weird bulge before the filly, but you've routinely noticed time and time again that she is NOT a perceptive mare.
>She jumps and just looks at the filly.
>"Oh my gosh Anon, who's filly is that? Did you FOALNAP her?!"
"-What the- no! What kind of person do you think I am?"
>You pet the filly's head for emphasis, getting a small squeak from her in response.
"This is Little League, and I just adopted her."
>Rose just stops and stares between Little League and you.
>"You adopted a filly? Why? You're HORRIBLE with fillies!"
"-Oh please, your cousin just sucks. I don't even get to talk to her before she screams and runs away from me."
>Little League leans into your hand.
"But this little cutie here is different, and I'm going to be the best damn foster parent ever."
>"...I hope so, for her sake."
>Rose comes by and smiles.
>"And she is really cute..."
>"Th-thank you."
>"Keep Anon in check, will you?"
>Little League just nods.

>>27606164
Adorable. Please continue.

>>27578488

The moment I saw OP I started to think about dat pic
Fuck, why must I like loli

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>>27606302
Because it's made and drawn with the intention of being liked.

>>27578388

As a daughter no
But as a sexual partner hell yes

>>27606302
Cause your a disgusting mother fucker.

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>>27606487
why not both?

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>>27606769
This. Nothing wrong with giving a filly some tender loving and romantic satisfaction, but she needs kind and caring guidance to grow into a good adult, too.

>>27606810
When has that ever worked in real life?

>>27606851
Probably in secluded areas and third world countries.

>>27606164
i needs it

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>>27606487
>this

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Human or filly, /mlp/?

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>>27607920
Filly.

>>27595189
>You fumble with the key for a few moments as the filly beside you shivers violently
>At last you manage to wrench its blasted joints free and Genius darts in between your legs and inside as soon you open it wide enough
>You huff
>Stepping inside and pulling the door shut behind you, you slide off your shoes and turn back around to see the filly darting this way and that
>Her eyes wide, she absorbs every detail of your small accomodation
>She's never seen such luxury
"Bathroom's d-"
>"Down the hall" she interrupts
>You frown
"Oh, well, laundry' t-"
>"To my left" she says, pointing
"And YOUR bedroom" you say loudly, hoping to overtake her "Is just-"
>"Is right here" she announces with a flourish, standing outside your bedroom
>Your face falls
>You follow her as she waltzes inside your personal quarters and jumps onto your bed
>"It's just the right size after all" she says, pressing down on the mattress with her hooves - dwarfed by its size
>You stand at the doorway, unable to speak
>You couldn't just let this happen
>You had to set some ground rules
"Now hang on just a minute" you manage "If you're going to live here we need-"
>"Gee it's pretty late Mr Anon" she drawls, yawning loudly, pulling off her boots, saddlebags and beanie before sliding into the bed
>Your bed
>"Maybe we can discuss matters of house tomorrow, no?"
>You open your mouth to protest but you're met only with the sound of faint snores and the sight of her chest slowly rising and falling under the covers
>You stand, motionless, for a moment before trudging back to the guest room you'd set up
>Maybe it wasn't so bad?
>You're met with the sight of a cosy bedroom; equipped with a desk, small bed and a chest of drawers
>The perfect size for a filly
>Not for an adult
>Bemoaning your luck you squeeze as best you can onto the tiny bed before closing your eyes, exhausted
>You'd sort this out tomorrow
>Sleep starts to overtake you
>"Mr Anon!" comes a call from the other side of the house
>Goddamnit

>>27606164
>Rose boops you.
>"I still expect some kind of make up lunch for this, though."
>She turns to Little League.
>"With a table for three, of course."
>She holds a hoof up to her.
>"I'm Roseluck, by the way. Nice meeting you, Little League."
>Little League meekly shakes it and smiles.
>Then Rose mockingly salutes you and walks away.
>Well, that's what you get for having such horrible memory.
>You think it's weird how much Rose has changed from when you first met her.
>Shy, reserved, and well, just absolutely nothing like she is now.
>And you can't really say you know anyone else in the flower business.
>You know Lily and Daisy, but Rose just happened to be closer and easier to talk to.
>But anyways, you still have a filly with you, suffering in the cold.
>You open the door and immediately wish you would have cleaned.
>It's not that bad, but it's not perfect for a first impression.
"Well it's no looker, but my house is your house."
>You gently take her out of your suit and place her on the ground.
"Now, your room is gonna be upstairs here with mine."
>Her ears perk up at your words, and she turns to you.
>"I... I have my own room?"
>It worries you that she sounds confused.
"Well, yeah, of course. Come on up, I'll show you."
>Luggage still in tow, you walk it upstairs and open up the guest room that wasn't been used since you fixed it up.
"I mean, I know the bed is a little big, and it's not exactly filly-fied, but we can work on it, I suppose."
>"This is... mine?"
"Well, yeah."
>The look on her face is so surprised, you'd think that she's never even had her own room before.
>Which... is a very real possibility, here.
>She runs up and hugs your leg.
>"Oh thank you, Mr. Anonymous! Thank you so much!"
>You kneel and bring her in for a hug.
"Call me Anon, Little League."
>Once she stops, she just takes to looking over her room, a confused look still plastered on her face.
"Well, you can make yourself comfortable, and I'll start on lunch. Hope you like daisies!"

>>27608125
>>27608146
>She's never seen such luxury
>"I... I have my own room?"

FREAKY

>>27608162
oh, tis not the same, after reading
now i look retarded

continue!

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>>27608187
We're all retarded here, bro

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Filly wants to know how foals are made.

>>27608302
"Well I'd like to know too, seeing how none of you have a damn vagina."

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>>27606003
It's all worth it in the end.

>>27608146
>You head back down and walk into your lovely kitchen.
>Of course, you just wish they had some kind of ramen noodle substitute in this place, but the flowers here are surprisingly alright here.
>Unlike the ones on Earth, these don't taste like... well, flowers.
>They're practically like fruit, with all the different flavors.
>-Hay still tastes like fucking shit, though.
>It's like you were eating chewy sticks, which was absolutely horrid.
>Choosing to forget about your first equine dining experience, you work around and start frying some buttered bread.
>Toasters, for some reason, haven't been created here.
>From what Twilight has told you, they made some, but it'd just immediately explode every time a unicorn would try to use it.
>And nobody knew why, so they never made them widely available.
>Thankfully, Equestria had been spared the toaster's wrath...
>You can't help but smile like a retard after that thought, prepping and putting the finishing touches on the sandwiches.
>There was a strong urge to put a shit ton of meat in your sandwich, but you doubt that would be very great for a first impression.
>Once you've got the meals all set up with apple juice on the side, you walk on over to the stairs.
"Little League, lunch is ready!"
>You walk on over to your side of the table and sit as you hear a few soft thumps down to the kitchen.
>Out she comes, looking over at the plates with a small smile on her face.
>"I-is this sandwich for me?"
"Of course."
>She grins and hops up on the seat.
>Then she grabs the plate in her teeth and hops off to the floor.
>Before you can ask what the hell she's doing, she takes a small bite of her sandwich.
>Is she... eating on the floor?
"Little League?"
>Her ears perk up while she turns to you.
>"Yes?"
"You know you can eat on the table... right?"
>Again, she gives you this confused, unsure look.
>"W-what?"
>You hop off your seat and help her up into one, then grabbing and placing the plate in front of her.

>>27608125
No, Anon. The correct decision is either:

A: Pick her up and put her in her own room, saying something about it not being that easy.

B: Say that if she wanted to sleep in the same bed as her daddy until she was ready to sleep on her own, then sure she can.

Both are variations on how to tell your child that you're not taking their shit. I'd recommend pussynon to try it sometime. I mean seriously, she barely even tried anything and he immediately gave up.

If she had pretended to be hurt, or told him she wasn't comfortable sleeping in the guest room, or SOMETHING plausible I would buy this reaction, but... jesus, dude. Nobody gives up that easily. Not even a dad seeking to please his newly adopted daughter. I get that she's kind of a shit, but to just take it without even trying to fight back when it's this bad right off the bat is just pathetic.

Then again, maybe I'm just butthurt. Don't know about what.

>>27609447
Come on, orphanages aren't that bad. Right?

>>27609835
Considering some subtle hints earlier, I don't think "orphanage" is the right word here. This shit is making me think it's some kind of sex trade thing, or raising them to be some kind of pet.

>>27609835
Well if there was a lot of kids then it is possible that some needed to eat on the ground

>>27609447
"Just, enjoy your lunch, alright?"
>She looks at the food, then at you.
>"O-okay."
>Once you sit down, you start to think about what the hell THAT just was.
>That Lyra pony was so nice...
>Could there have been something else going on in that place?
>You take a bite out of your sandwich and watch her through your peripherals.
>She tries to grab the glass of apple juice with her hooves.
>Almost instantly, it slips from her grasp and breaks.
>She eyes it for a split second, then turns to you.
>And her whole expression just immediately sinks.
>Her ears flop over, her pupils shrink, and she falls out of her chair, covering her face with her hooves.
>Her breathing gets erratic really quickly, and before you can even process what's happening, she's on the ground, curled into a little ball.
>"I-I'M SORRY, MR. HORSESHOE, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I-I'M S-SORRY!"
>Mr...?
>Who the fuck is-
>-Okay, you should probably deal with calming her down, first.
>You quickly hop off your chair and cradle her in your arms.
>She struggles and tries to fight you off.
"It's okay, League! League, I'm not mad at you!"
>"I'M SORRY, I-I'M SORRY!!"
>At least knowing that raising your voice wouldn't help, you take to brushing her mane, rocking her back and forth, and simply telling her that you aren't angry with her.
>Your damn heart is racing because of how quickly everything is happening.
>This went from zero to a hundred in practically no time at all.
"League, I'm not going to hurt you, okay? I'm not Mr. Horseshoe- it's me, Anon!"
>She's shaking tremendously in your arms, like she's having some kind of seizure.
>"P-PLEASE, D-DON'T H-HURT ME!"
>You start to rub her back while you cradle her.
"League, I won't hurt you, you didn't do anything wrong."
>A thought hits you, and you move over and kiss her on the cheek.
>Sure enough, she slowly opens her eyes, still hyperventilating, just looking right at you.
"I would never do anything to hurt you, alright? You're okay."

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>>27610488

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>>27610488
>>27610627

I failed you, I'm sorry.

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>>27610488
This story is getting super good. I love it.

bump for feels

>>27611107
I want to do things to that pone

>>27611378
We all want to do things to Stompy.

>>27610488
Why must you fuck with my feels.

>>27597082
Wow.

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>>27596425
Great fucking generator

>>27596963
Well let me answer your question with a question, are you ready to yell ACT THREE FREEZE

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>>27606313
So her name is Nature Walk?

Does she have a twin brother named Pretty Neat? Or just abandon all subtlety and go with Neature Walk.

>>27611721
Just kill it now. Then start again.

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>>27610488
aww

>>27614083
That was the quickest birth, I ever saw...

>>27614106
kek and lelz

>>27614083
Man, Apples are awesome.

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>>27614203
They're great.

>>27614832
Cute

>>27606640
What's disgusting about fucking a mom?

>>27615411
wanting to fuck a loli

>>27608644
This almost made me spit out my soda.

>>27611107
I know that pony is from the whole Stompeez(sp) thing, but I think her name should be Fluffy Slippers or Lazy Day.

>>27611779
Her big brother is named Scout's Honor.

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>>27615581
>Not having a big brother called Optimus Prime
>Not being called Pinkamena Zecora Smith
shit tastes in name senpai

>>27610488
"It's just Anon. I don't care that you broke the glass, League."
>You can feel how quickly her heart is beating against you.
>She just stays staring straight into your eyes, huffing and crying still.
>Brushing her mane seems to work wonders, and you push a lock of her hair behind her ear.
>She seems so terrified...
>What fucking monster did this to her?
>Who is this "Mr. Horseshoe" faggot?
>Not only do you have size, but you think you remember some takedowns that your dad learned from the force.
>Shove that guy's horseshoe up his ass.
>She seems to look past you, trembling lightly in your arms.
>Her big violet eyes growing red, while a tear slowly rolls down her cheek.
>Christ...
>You don't know how, but you WILL pull a Liam Neeson and find whoever this motherfucker is.
"Don't worry, you're safe with me."
>"A...Anon?"
>You gently nod and smile.
"Yes, League, it's me Anon."
>Instead of saying anything, she just buries her head under your chin and softly sobs.
"There there... You're okay."
>Well, now you have more of a reason to see Lyra tomorrow.
>You really, REALLY doubt she's the cause for this... but you never know.
>But whether she is or not, you're going to get some info on this.
"Come on, League, you can have your food upstairs in bed."
>She doesn't say anything, but slowly nods.
>Getting on your feet, you step over all the glass and grab her plate.
>The glass was kind of your fault, anyways.
>It's not like you have ponies around here in the first place, so you don't have any cups that non-unicorns can use.
>So that's on the list of things to get.
>You walk up the stairs as softly as you can, and head over to her room.
>Jesus, the bed is really big compared to her.
>Setting the plate on the nightstand, you gently set her down.
"Okay, well I'll go pick everything up really quick, then I'll-"
>"-N-NO!"
>She catches herself and pauses.
>"D-don't leave, please..."
"Okay, League. I won't."
>You grab a chair and set it by her bed.
"I'll stay right here."

Houston, do we have connection?

>>27616318
What the fuck is wrong with this site right now?

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>>27616324
Posting went down Anon, it happens sometimes.

>>27616324
It's just the usual 4chan dumpster servers at work.

>>27584613
>Lucky
You fucking bitch, keep it up!

WHAT TEB FUCK FUCKING XONNECTION R3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I WILL FUXK YOU UP HIROSHIMA

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>freak accident kills the parents of Spoon and Tiara on vacation
>corrupt accountant steals their wealth
>diamond dogs raid their houses, taking everything
>Tiara and Spoon end up poor orphans
>I adopt them

>>27616318
Houston, I can't hear you

>>27616988
Do we have the connection error again?

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>>27616998
Nah, it's over now.

>>27617015
I'm still getting the error, from times to times