How can ponies even compete?

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>>27577812
>implying you wouldn't want a warm, tanned and smooth Sunset pony to cuddle on the beach with

Mods, you missed one.

>>27577812
How come EQG fags can be so obnoxious?

>>27577812

Easy:
Hooves.

>>27577829
I want to massage sun screen on her sweaty pony butt.

>>27577841
Because they believe that eqg's is canon and prefer human forms over their true pony forms

Like in Op's pick
Sunset Shimmer is a pony but he posted her human form

>>27577841

There's an identical thread to this one that's been up for days:

>>27541185

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>>27577812

They can't.

>>27577841
>identical

>>27577870
That makes sense because this is /mlp/ the pony board

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>>27577812

>>27577869
I don't know how someone could prefer that to the real ponies.
And I'm not even attracted to ponies in a sexual way.

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>>27577829
I do want this
I fell in love with a pony; not some Barbie doll

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>>27577829
I would use Sunset's pony ass for a pillow.

>ITT: "non-canon" butthurt

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>>27577875
How are you able to post with all of those dicks in your face?

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>>27577911

>and I'm not even attracted to ponies in a sexual way

Me neither. Ponies have always been too cute for me to think of sexually without bursting out laughing. And somehow, when they try to act sexy, it just makes them even cuter and sillier.

>>27577917
Lol
A character that's been a pony for like a minute.....
Your waifu is a Barbie doll.

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>>27577923
ITT: you're a faggot who can't appreciate a good horsepussy

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>>27577938
No she's not
She's a beautiful pony and there's nothing you can do about it, faggot

>>27577941
you're so assblasted that you can't even read properly

>>27577941

Horsepussy is fucking disgusting.

>>27577943
She used to be a pretty pony.
That's a fact jack.
99% of her screentime as a Barbie doll
Most of her fan art is that of a Barbie doll
I mean keep denying but ur waifu will never be poni again

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>>27577923
>this poster likes the comics

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>>27577962
>Horsepussy is fucking disgusting.

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>>27577962
Fite. Me. Fgt.

>>27577974
it's like i'm on /pol/ or something. can't you reply properly for once?

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>>27577875
>>27577812
>You need to get artists not even affiliated with IDW for their designs to be even presentable

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>>27577970
She'll always be a pretty pony
That's why everyone says she is
And why everything she does relates to being a pony
Stay mad

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>>27577962
>Not liking horsepussy

Why are you here again?

>>27577995
>IDW
DHX*
Fucking shitty company names

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>>27577995
That's not true at all

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>>27577962
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Horsepussy is fucking disgusting.

Lad, I think you need to leave.

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>>27577962
You can like your pastel teenagers as much as you like, but this is over the line.

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>>27577978
>>27577980
>>27577998
>>27578016

>>27577996
How dumb can u be lmao
Well enjoy your no hooves waifu

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>>27578014
But where's your proof?

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>>27578023
Top tier bait there anon, It sure got me, can't wait for your next ebin post.

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>>27578025
I just posted it ph@m

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>>27577962
>Horsepussy is fucking disgusting.

>>27577988
>posting eqg comic is /pol/
wee lad

>can't you reply properly for once?
Can't you take your own advice?

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>>27578024
But she does have hooves you Mongol
Four of them

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>>27578033
Jesus anon, this is a blue board, I'm at work. why do you keep posting pictures of Shit?

>>27578037
do you always listen only to your delusional crap when you try to argument with anyone here?

>>27578049
Why are you avoiding your own question?

Not seeing an argument in your post only a emotional response

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>>27578033
>Posting the same image over and over of a shitty design somehow makes it better

I don't think you know how this works

>>27578060
>Not seeing an argument in your post only a emotional response
literally you

>>27578069
>No U
Not an argument

Why can't you be held up to your own standard?

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>>27578061
I don't think you know what the word "same" means
They are clearly two different images
And they clearly depict Sunset Shimmer, the most beautiful character ever; not a "shitty design"

>>27578042
I didn't see her with any hooves in the latest film
Are you alright Billy?

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>>27577812
Pones at least look unf in their original art style

>>27578076
>Not an argument copypasta
ohhh, you're this retard! i remember you
i'm pretty sure i told you to kill yourself. can't you do this simple task?

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>>27578079
I said, the same design, did eating up all that shit somehow cloud your reading comprehension?

In any case,posting those pictures of your shitty barbie-doll waifu isn't going to make the design any less terrible.

>>27577936
Dox pls

>>27578098
Are you okay?
You are responding with your emotions rather than an argument

Why would this be?

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>>27578099
no you said "same image" as though I'm posting literally the same image over and over again
likewise saying that her design is terrible over and over again like a broken record won't make it less beautiful

>>27578098
>Not an argument is copypasta
Sure is summer around here

And take your own advice :3

>>27578117
no seriously. you failed miserably before, why are you even trying the very same tactic again even tho you will fail?
it really is time to kill yourself

>>27578130
Ad hominem isn't an argument
Why can't you provide an argument?

It's really time to take your own advice :3

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Very easily, given that ponies now get their own spinoff of cool shit.

>>27578118
The eqg design looks like their head will tip over any second, and they look like cancer patients who haven't ate in weeks.

Enjoy your anorexic, totally not an alien, waifu

>>27578151
nice delusion, brony

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>>27578118
Okay, then I will post reasons why it's so terrible.

>Terrible hair design
As you can see it basically floats off of her head and doesn't look anything close to real hair, and the shitty little twirl spinning off the front is a cherry on top of the shit cake that she calls her hair.

>Bad color scheme
The red and yellow contrasts against her skin tone and overall makes it an eyebleeding
scheme that makes it unpleasant to look at.

>Leather jacket
the terrible "Bad Girl" jacket that she's been wearing since the first movie, even though they 'redeemed' her in the end of the first one, so it's just a reminder of the terrible garbage that was the first film.

>Obvious Human
Her design is that of a character that was made as a human FIRST and then into a pony because they thought "Oh shit we have to make this related to the show, don't we" and then they scribbled something together later, unlike the other characters which actually resemble their pony counterparts.

And i'm not even getting into her Mary-Sue character, because right now we're only discussing her god awful design.

>>27577829
Are horses even capable of tanning?

>>27578143
>Ad hominem
actually, i could pull your posts under this as well: false-flagging, passive agressive, assumptions, ad hominem...you could make a portfolio with all this crap

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>>27578183
Obviously not, they're covered in fur, But it's John 'Sameface' Joesco, so what do you expect.

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>>27578116

I dont know who that is. But I personally find poners too cute to be sexy.

>>27578190
Accusing me of what you are guilty of while ignoring your own question?
K

Not seeing how this ties into your original claim

Probably because it doesn't
Still waiting on an argument

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>All this hate

Jesus fuck guys EQGs are a cute too

>>27578219
>still trying this hard

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>>27578223
Some people just can't help their horrible taste.

>>27578162
Too bad EqG only does well in third world countries. Explains the posting quality of its fans.

>>27578238
>I have no retort and I must comment
Sad to be honest senpai

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>>27578223
>Anorexic cancer patients are cute now
Standards are low nowadays

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>>27578223
I'm not saying it's not cute, but the film itself is fucking terrible, the first one especially.

>Song about helping twilight win the crown like it's something she's always wanted to do
No, she trying to save people from the equestrian equivalent of nuclear weapons.
>Song about it being "Their Big Night"
No, Twilight trying to save people from the equestrian equivalent of nuclear weapons.
>Half of the movie is about the "Fish out of water setting"
LITERALLY, FUCKING NUCLEAR MAGIC WEAPONS AT STAKE HERE, I THINK FUCKING FITTING IN IS THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES.

>>27578244
>retorting to some delusional crap

>>27578256
Why are you telling me what you are doing?

>>27577962
GAY
A
Y

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>>27578223

This. Cute teenage girls are cute.

>>27578270
>all this damage control

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>>27578177
And I will gladly tell you why you are objectively wrong and should never think of critiquing character design ever again

>As you can see it basically floats off of her head and doesn't look anything close to real hair
This isn't a criticism
None of the characters in either FiM in EqG have "anything close to real hair"
If you apply this to Sunset Shimmer then you must apply this to every single character, which would make this a point not against Sunset Shimmer but against the series as a whole, thus irrelevant
And fuck you her squiggle is the best part

>red and yellow contrasts
>against orange
wew lad
the shades of amaranth, light apple green, and amber that make this scheme objectively do not contrast
you'd have to be a horned lizard for it to make your eyes bleed

>the terrible "Bad Girl" jacket that she's been wearing since the first movie
Except it's literally not the same one you retard
It's entirely different; it's much shorter, darker, and has a pattern of orange chevrons on its sides to compliment her skin color

>Her design is that of a character that was made as a human FIRST and then into a pony because they thought "Oh shit we have to make this related to the show, don't we" and then they scribbled something together later, unlike the other characters which actually resemble their pony counterparts.

You literally LITERALLY cannot prove this
She appeared first as a pony toy with a masquerade mask
/mlp/ had constant threads about her and everyone doompauled because they thought she was replacing Twilight in season 4, but I guess you're too new to remember that
Not to mention that she's based on the G3 pony Sunshimmer

Also
>Sunset Shimmer
>The ex-villain
>The character who everyone shit on
>Mary Sue
Simply confirms your mental retardation

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>>27578223

Rarara alone makes EqG worth it

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>>27578296

>>27578311
>dood din reed lmau
Anti-EqGfags everyone

>>27578289
see>>27578270

You are pretty bad at it

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>>27578318
>Caring about shitposts
You're both fucking faggots, holy shit shut the fuck up

>>27578320
see
>>27578256
i can has too!

>>27578318
he's pro-eqg, newshit

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>>27578302
You know it.

>>27578329
So you admit you are doing it?
Glad we agree

I like how you resort to shitposting when you lose an internet argument

Not proving me wrong you know lol

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>>27578296
>Head is too big
>Her and other eqg characters look like skeletons
There, simple and straight forward, didn't have to write a whole fucking essay

>>27578193
> same face meme
Fuck off.

>>27578346
>I like how you resort to shitposting when you lose an internet argument
>lol
add 'fallacy" to your portfolio

>>27578374
So no argument only a shitpost?
Not helping you case and proving me right
here >>27578060

Also lets take a step back shall we
You
>ITT "non-canon" butthurt
Me
>Post the comics
You
>Get butthurt

lol

>>27578193
>Sameface
you mean like how they are in the show?

>>27578393
>>Also lets take a step back shall we
>You
>>ITT "non-canon" butthurt
>Me
>>Post the comics
>You
>>Get butthurt

i'll give you 2/10 only because you didn't fuck up the first quote

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>>27578398
>>27578359
I'm not talking about his art for just ponies, if you look at his art for literally ANYTHING, even the super smash brothers shit, it's all the same fucking face. and if it's not an exact copy, which most times it is, it's extremely similar.

Prove me wrong.

>>27578418
Can you point out where I am butthurt?
Because not once did i tell you to kill yourself or get emotional just asking for an argument

>>27578418
Wait a minute are you claiming you posted the comics?

>>27578441
>Can you point out where I am butthurt?
just how far you plan to twist it before you're satisfied?

>>27578458
no, anon, that's just not how you do quoting

>>27578459
Why are you avoiding the question?
It should be easy to do since you claim it is what is happening

>>27578468
So then you admit you are butthurt?

>eqgfags
>"Y-YOU LEAVE OUR SHIT ALONE! IT'S OUR SHIT AND WE LIKE IT!"
>"IT'S THE GREATEST SHIT EVER!"
>"HEH, YOU'RE THE FAGGOTS FOR NOT LIKING IT, YEAH!"

>>27578489
just to be clear: i feed you (you)'s only because i'm waiting for stuff to finish DL. normally that
>>27578098
would be my last reply

>>27578513
literally you since you had to come into the thread to express your immense butthurt

>>27578514
You are still avoiding the question and now just dismiss it?
Also [merely pretending]
wew

Anon, this is really sad

>>27577829
How do they know what time to put on the clock?

>>27578547
>[merely pretending]
stop talking about yourself, nobody cares

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>>27578557
Oh my fucking God what is with this meme
I've seen this shit every time this image has been posted since 2013
WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING THIS

>>27578561
samefag
time's up, gtfo outta here. try to kill yourself properly this time

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>>27578582
Inquiring minds wish to know.

>>27578561
What are you talking about you are the one that said
>just to be clear: i feed you (you)'s only because i'm waiting for stuff to finish DL. normally that

>>27578243
>/pol/ MEMES FTW

>>27577962
I agree, most of the peole in this thread can't handle different opinions unfortunately.

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>>27578673
Yo, what's up, /r/funnychan.

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>>27577941

>>27578817

>If he disagrees with me, I'll just accuse him of being from reddit!

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>"Hi friends! What's going on in this thread?"

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>>27578843
>Look guys I posted it again

I think it's time for you to leave.

>>27578901
I'll stay as long as I like pal.

>>27578426
>exact same face
>but it isnt an copy
Explain

>>27578921
Or as long as the admins allow

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>>27578942
I don't think Hiro has a problem man.

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>>27577812
They can't

>>27578183
Ofcourse! You can tan the hide of many of earths creatures!

Most of /mlp/ tolerates EqG. Only hardcore autists make a buzz about it.
Plis where would it go? GR15 applies to EqG as much as FiM. It doesn't help that EqG is easily recognized as mlp crap.
So where would it go?

>>27579080
>>>/trash/

>>27578901
But he's right

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After three years on this board, I still can't believe that people that browse /mlp/ can't find humans sexually attractive anymore. I just can't understand.

>>27579260
I still can desu. The last two times I fapped were to hentai and actual humans.

>>27579260
>not absicating humans forever for horse pussy
Casual, you were never one of us.

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>taking the bait THIS FUCKING HARD

you're loving this, don't you, /mlp/

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>>27577829
>pony
>tanned

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>>27577962
>Horsepussy is fucking disgusting.

>>27579310
I have a confession to make, and no, i'm not baiting. I never liked horse pussy. I'm more than okay with anthro and humanized. Horse pussy is way too close to beastiality imo which is why I never could or can get turned on by it. I know ponies are sentient but does change the fact that they still look like animals.

>>27579383
Um ponies can get sunburn. It happened on the show

>>27579720
>beginning with "um"
Europoor get out
u e u
r t t
o
p
o
o
r

get
e
t

out
u
t

>>27577812
>anthro

>>27581468
>memes

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>>27577812

>>27577812
Non-human > Human

>>27583967
Says the human.

>>27581642
It's not really a meme. He's not wrong doe.
It literally is anthro, I mean, it's a fucking horse anthropomized into a human form. It's like, LITERALLY, what the word means.

>>27585777
>bumping this cancer just to spew newfag shit
protip, reddit kiddo, anthro = furshit
humanized isn't furshit

>>27585791
To be fair, why couldn't it be?
It's literally a picture of an anthropomized, or """"humanized""" so I don't trigger you, sexualized farm animal. That's like, LITERALLY, fucking sick. I don't go out on the road and sexualize any stray dogs I see.

It's funny that u try to distance yourself from the people have the same principals as you. I'm, LITERALLY, laughing at your life.

>>27577812

but that is a pony

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>>27577962
>>27579405
My niggas.

>>27577941
>>27577978
>>27577998
>>27578016
>>27578034
>>27578247
>>27578275
>>27578426
>>27578513
>>27579310
Kill yourselves.

bump :DD

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>>27577812
Like this.
Can you call it competition if the result is set from the get go?

Everyone of (you) are garbage and eat it like the shit eaters (you) are. If you like horsepussy. Congratulations. If you like human women, congratulations again, you're dicks can pump blood for your morning wood. If only there was a compromise, oh wait there isn't! Centaurs/sytaurs(or however it's spelled). You get horse pussy and women bodies. Don't like it, Jack it to what you do. But don't go waving your shitty meme's about the place.
>Muh hooves
>Muh no-hooves
Whatever man I'll jack off to myself and you keep it to yourself

>>27587032
*congratulations there is.
Fuck it I'll kill myself instead

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>>27587032
>Whatever man I'll jack off to myself
why are you even here if all you need is a mirror

>>27587051
Because I can and do whatever I please, just as you or any other anon can.

>>27586042
Permaban this avatarfagging queer.

>>27587070
Permaban this whiny faggot.

>>27586042
>start nofap
>come to /mlp/
>first thing I see is Rainbow Dash footdom
Lord have mercy on my soul

>>27586042
Moar

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>>27577962
>

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>>27577962

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>>27587172
This. Just accept the fact that I'll be here until my demands are met. (Which will be like never.) Embrace the feets in the meantime.

>>27587722
He may have mercy on your soul, but not your penis.

>>27590431
What are your demands

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Man, all this arguing is ridiculous.

Horsepussy can, and will obviously always be superior in my eyes.

But there will always be people that say no.

Getting pissy about this with other people won't change what they think.

Now enjoy your arguments. I'm outta here.

>>27590465
mulp rule five, lifted.

>>27590626
>in my eyes
>not objectively the best
>arguing aka explaining the truth is ridiculous
Good riddance

>>27590708
Why? You know trash exists right?

>>27590728
>>>/trash/

>>27590849
But it's not trash!

>>27591012
I meant the board.
You can post all the anthro you want there

>>27591087

With hooves