These two have the freakiest sex life in all of Equestria.

>>27573252
Mr. Shy likes to shove the bones of his rape and murder victims into his wife's vagina.
So yes, you're right, OP..

>>27573252
Sex is always cannon on MLP

>>27573252
Its always the quiet ones

>>27573252
DELETE THIS

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS BOARD

>>27573271
>implying the board is full of underages.

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>>27573265
they literally have kids so yes they have sex

unlike you because no girls want someone with the vocabulary of a third grader

>>27573252
Do you thinl he still cums inside?

>Mr. Shy has the Equestrian record for massive cock and likes to use griffon blood as lube since the war and having the Missus curse at his testicles.
>Mrs. Shy likes to hang by her neck from the ceiling fan while he smears lime jello down her back and hoofs her ass mid fuck.

>>27573271
They gotta learn sooner or later. Why not through adorable cartoon horses?

>>27573252
You know, sometimes, I just sit there, watch cartoons, and just think... "his did he get her?"

>>27573286
>thinks girls will want him for his vocabulary

>>27573695
Not knowing how to be Mr. Suave.

>>27573695
>thinks eloquence isn't sexy

Charming people is a lot easier when your syntax is silky smooth.

>>27573807
I find your roundalicious breasticles to be confoundingly salubrious. Please accept my gracious invitation to palpate my magnificently proportioned nether bits and I shall reciprocate vis a vis your exceptional genetic endowments, my luscious, lascivious maiden!

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>>27573252
I'd imagine they're a bit like this

>>27573873
>dat image
What?

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>>27574202
>He didn't play Harvester

>>27573286
Or maybe they could magic them up together instead of genitals smashing together.

>>27573252
I want to write a story about them having secks with blindfolds.
Just imagine
"Dear... I cant... I just can't!"
>"I-I know... neither I can... unless I closed my eyes and... pretended I'm p-p-pounding a p-pillow"
"Dear, you're a genius!"
30 minutes later, they attempt sex while blind, Mr. Shy pounding a plushie of a cloud and Ms. Shy humping on the edge of a table, feeling and thinking it is his husband's wood.
Mr. Shy came and the shot of semen went flying to the floor, making a tiny pool of milk; Ms. Shy exhausted from humping fainted on the floor, her marevag touching the pool of Mr. Shy's semen and getting pregnant.

>>27574202
It's from Harvester you fucking normie.

>>27574202
Under age

>>27573695
>thinks girls won't want him exclusively for his vocabulary

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>>27573311
Better than the zoo.

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>>27573277
Reporting in.

>>27574245
>>27575516
game came out in 1996. I was one, get off my back.
>>27575474
I'm sorry I don't know obscure games.

>>27573277
Well, it is summer

>>27576278
better than feeding your child to the gorillas, yes