Everyday I get cucked by other men. I see them walking around with beautiful women I can never have. I watch MLP to escape the reality of my pathetic existence, and what do I see? My favorite characters are fucking whores, just like the whores I see out of the streets. I look at these male characters and I know that they must have lustful urges towards my waifus. They MUST, after all, they are ADULT MEN. By making a character adult and male, you are admitting to the audience that said character is a sick fucking adulterer who wants to fuck the pure virginal female characters. Why the fuck are you introducing this sexual perversion on children's programing?
Mr. and Mrs. cake have a fucking baby. That means that these cartoon characters FUCK. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR CUTE PONIES HAVING SEX. THIS IS A KIDS SHOW. KEEP THE PONIES PURE, THEY HAVE MAGIC THERE ARE OTHER WAY TO REPRODUCE THAT DON'T INVOLVE FILLING THE STRONG FEMALE ROLE MODELS WITH DISGUSTING MALE BODILY FLUIDS.
Men have urges, and that's why I hate them. I hate their disgusting body hair and their need to fuck woman I desire. Seeing them on a girls show fills me with rage. The whole reason I ever liked MLP is because the female cast remained pure
I like how that faggots dick thread gets instant replies and hilarious bait like this goes wanting.
>>27564715
Fucking lel
>>27564715
>Everyday I get cucked by other men.
Well you sure do with that attitude of yours. Top bait.
>>27564715
This is an excerpt from Elliot 'I'm a faggot' Rodgers with pony shit isn't it?
>>27564715
We had this thread yesterday.
And you put a pic of pinkie and cheese that time too.
Are you upset because Cheese cucked you op?
>>27564715
This is some high effort shitposting right here.
>>27564715
Did you write all of that?
Claps*
Thats advanced anal devastation
>>27564715
This is an excellent satire of /u/, thank you OP.