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What do you think Ponies would find cute about Humans?

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What do you think Ponies would find cute about Humans?
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the relentless wish for death to take us into its sweet embrace
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Our cute... Small... eyes I guess?
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penis
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what about attractive?
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>>27562754
hot monkey dick
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>>27562453
Nothing
We're some of the ugliest creatures in the animal kingdom tbqh
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>>27562789
As ugly as worms?
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>>27562473
same
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>>27562453

Our large, firm, hands
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>>27562453
fingers and toes
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>>27562473
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>>27562789
Nigga, speak for yourself!

You know what ponies think is cute?

A real big dick.
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>>27562789
what gives you this idea?
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>>27562453
Noses, eyes, and ears. All vastly smaller throughout, where as ponies start with similar "baby cute" characteristics, which become much bigger as time goes on. Filly eyes are a huge difference in proportion compared to most newborns (flurry heart fucks things upset again), where as humans keep a much similar ratio throughout life.
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>>27563890
For example, OP is obviously the cutest in this thread as he has the cutest ratio between a stallions cock and his own.
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>>27563905
>implying I mind this
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>>27563849
that file name kek fucking kek
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>>27562453
Their insatiable need to know everything.
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>>27564073
I like this
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>>27562453
>ponies will never come up to you and ask you to pull down your pants
>they will never poke and giggle at your small cock and say how adorable it is
>you will never hear them squeal and giggle as your cock erects
>they will never bounce their hooves on your small stiff shaft and make awwing sounds
>they will never pinch it and make faces to it

why live
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>>27564206
>they will never poke and giggle at your small cock and say how adorable it is
Well it is true.
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>>27562453
Nothing
We'd be weird ayy lmao spindley hairless monkies to them
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>>27562453
The little habits we have that we don't tend to notice.
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>>27562453
Their tiny genitalia.
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>>27562453
Humans are the best for cuddling and massaging ponies compared to what they can do
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>>27564206
>>27566472
All this projecting
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