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Equestrian Dungeon: Field Edition

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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.

Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn

Version: 1.41
Recent updates: TKing moderation.

For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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Alright, let's see how good this computer is, and what version it is running on.
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>>27557142
First for best dragon


Check surroundings
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Look around
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>>27557160
>First
Ha.
>Best dragon
True.
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>>27557142
Time to make a pipe bomb! Get the flashlight and take out the batteries.Attempt to hollow out the inside with the Short Sword.Once done,take 70 bullets and slice them open with the Short Sword.Pour the gunpowder of them into the hollowed out flashlight.Now cover the gunpowder with the lid used to cover the batteries.Cut a small hole into the with sword lid.Take the Anime Poster and cut a small piece of it.Roll it up and insert it into the hole. Bam,pipebomb
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>>27557177
Allahu Akbar
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>>27557187
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>>27557160
Oh and have this
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From last night's thread:

>>27547557
>Lone Wanderer equipped the Jacket.

>>27547576
>Ember threw away the Dead Battery, and picked up the Belt! She then followed Morky.

>>27547645
I think I know what you mean, but I need you to be specific. There is no "health potion" in the Inventory.

>>27547816
>Mikrokek returns to the land of the living...?

>>27547888
>Lone Wanderer starts working on the Pipe Bomb... (1/3)
A wooden crate dropped behind Lone Wanderer's location.

From today's thread:

>>27557157
>Jack Frost investigates the computer. Here's the problem: It's not working.

>>27557160
>Ember is in the big room with everyone else.
A switch appeared where the enemies once were!

>>27557168
>Morky sees the same sights that Ember currently sees.

>>27557177
Already covered.
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>>27557201
..What? Check the inside of the new tower.
>>27557203
We don't have health potions. We have Bloody Stallions.
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>>27557201
Sit.
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>>27557201
Continue bomb making
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>>27557201
Didn't Manhorse make 4 Health Potions out of some of Nigger and the Dr.Pepper's?
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>>27557218
Yes. They are called "Bloody Stallions"
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>>27557218
You mean """"""""""health potions""""""""""

>>27557201
Press switch
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>>27557201
check the center of the room
there must be some reason the enemies were standing in a circle in the rooms center
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>>27557210
>Jack Frost investigates the technological shit. It appears that everything is in place, but it's just not working...

>>27557214
>Andrew sits for lack of a better purpose.

>>27557215
>Lone Wanderer continues creating explosives... (2/3)

>>27557231
>Ember pressed the switch.
Somewhere, a light turned on...

>>27557250
>Useless finds that the switch that has already been pressed is the center of the room, and that is why the enemies were guarding it.
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>>27557257
Hm. Well, Manhorse can look at it.
Check out the right darkness with the LED lantern.
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>>27557257
Help Lone with the explosives.
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>>27557257
Leave room and adventure around until I find another door
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>>27557257
go back one room and open the other of the two straight ahead wooden doors
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>>27557225
Oh, I thought those were parts of Nigger.
>>27557257
Drink one of the Bloody Stallions.
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>>27557257
Continue working
>>27557276
Oh thanks,but I'm going to finish it quickly anyways
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>>27557257
How was your day, Lawsman?
Following the Best Deagon.
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>>27557267
>Jack Frost explored the darkness to the right. Here, he finds a wooden door to the left, and more darkness ahead.

>>27557276
>Andrew is helping Lone Wanderer with the explosives... (2.5/3)

>>27557287
I know you don't really seem to care, but at least give some direction to where you're walking.

>>27557309
>Useless goes back one room, and enters the wooden door to the left. Inside, he finds darkness to the left, darkness ahead, and finds 2 Fog Monsters, a Sproutling, and a BarrelBot guarding something in the middle of this room. A wall is to his right.

>>27557338
How many times do I have to say that The 2.5th Manhorse did NOT slaughter Nigger? He only cut his front left leg off. Nothing more!
>Krono drinks one of the Bloody Stallions. It was horrible, but not gut-wrenchingly so... It was close, though.
Krono recovered little energy.

>>27557352
>Lone Wanderer finished the Pipe Bomb!

>>27557366
>Fruitanon is following Ember.
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>>27557201
>>27557257
Work on Computer; the crafting recipe I'm making below you can ignore.


-Materials:
Heavier Iron Rod (6/8)
Energy Sword, for cutting
-Recipe:
Making it quick. Two eighths is going to become a very large and slightly thick iron bucket to store the material. One eighth is making a medium sized storage for cells/fuel, and tubes can be carved out of the rest. The next eighth is a cauldron, connected next to the giant bucket by a hole for any material in the big one to pour into the small one, to cool into new material. This leaves you with the Heavier Iron Rod (2/8), and this will be called a 'Forge and Smeltery' when we get to it. This will help the creation of bigger and better resource.
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>>27557385
ORAORAORA open the wooden door.
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>>27557386
>>27557385
Work on Computer.

>>27557267
On it.
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>>27557385
attack sproutling
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>>27557385
Be disappointed in the results of selective dragon breeding.
Cast heal wind III on myself, follow Jack.
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>>27557385
Sorry
Go right

>>27557386
Can't use energy sword, I have it equipped
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>>27557453
It's for later; couldn't you just unequip it for a few turns in a few minutes?
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>>27557453
Let him borrow it then.
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>>27557385
I know he didn't kill Nigger. I thought Bloody Stallions were just his bloody dismembered leg.
Drink another so I don't die in one hit, I am still in critical health.
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>>27557468
Okay just give it back.

Lend Manhorse the energy sword
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>>27557385
Follow Loney. And sing Weird Al songs.
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>>27557385
Follow Andrew
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>>27557385
Follow Fruit
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>>27557385
Go help Manhorse with his computer thing.
>>27557544
Why is that bat pone being tortured by a rainbow dash recolour?
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>>27557571
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>>27557571
Most likely for the sexuals.
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>>27557386
>The 2.5th Manhorse can't seem to find a problem with the computer as is...
Error: The Iron Rod was totally depleted in the making of the computer tower.

>>27557414
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to the left. Here, he found an idle Fire Warden.

>>27557430
>Useless attacked the Sproutling with the Box Cutter! He dealt impressive damage!

>>27557439
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself, then began to follow Jack Frost. Fruitanon recovered some energy he could live with.

>>27557453
>Morky is here: >>27557385 (@ Jack Frost)

>>27557470
>Krono downed another Bloody Stallion like it was nothing. This we cannot comprehend.
Krono recovered little energy.

>>27557544
>Andrew is following Lone Wanderer.

>>27557554
>Lone Wanderer is going nowhere fast.

>>27557566
>Ember is following Fruitanon.

>>27557571
>Suitcase tries to help The 2.5th Manhorse to the best of her ability.

Useless suddenly attacked a Fog Monster and its cohorts!
Fog Monster A generated fog!
Fog Monster B generated more fog!
The Sproutling is flying around the room.
The BarrelBot fired its shoulder cannon at Useless! He took moderate damage.
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>>27557706
Stab the Fire Warden with a levitation beta infused stab.
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>>27557706
Go through left door
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>>27557706
Yell wildly and tackle the Fire Warden
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>>27557727
That would be the fight I am in. Yay.
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>>27557706
Cast Wings of Healing lv.2 on myself
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>>27557706
equip ice pick attack BarrelBot
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>>27557706
Sit down and stare at Loney.
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>>27557706
Lay on top of Manhorse's head.
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>>27557706
Oh, it's done? For the Smeltery, I'll save the idea for later. Boot up the Computer; it'll probably have an OS in there already.
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>>27557706
Heal wind II on myself.
Follow Jack into battle.
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>>27557706
Have a staring contest with Andrew
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>>27557770
Are you trying to pull an Ember?
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Would anyone besides Manhorse like me to change their alignment chart picture?
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>>27557819
Boops you on the nose.
"What now my zigga?" I say smirking.
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>>27557828
What's an Ember?
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>>27557837
Ever since the teamkill got removed, I have no real reason to be Chaotic Evil anymore. Mind swapping me to Chaotic Good?
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>>27557866
How about NO!
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>>27557866
>First wanted to be Lawful Evil
>Now Chaotic Good
>Mfw I am better suited for Chaotic Good
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>>27557866
You will always have the faggot square.
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>>27557866
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>>27557878
>>27557883
>>27557916
>>27557919
Jeez. That was quite a backlash.
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>>27557883
You're better suited for Chaotic Dead.

>>27557878
>>27557919
Replying twice makes both your posts instantly invalid.
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>>27557966
How does it make my posts invalid? Since when do you make the rules huh you autismo?
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>>27557966
Manhorse confirmed for ultimate faggot .
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>>27557837
I think Rebel Moral fits me well, I don't give a shit, but I have morals.
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>>27557991
gg kid, +rep

>>27557984
I'd like Lawful Evil
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>>27557984
>Chaotic Moral
Rebel Impure fits you much better.
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>>27558015
You sure?


>Starlight Brando
>I'm currently playing Risk
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>>27558032
Yes.
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>>27558045
Okay then.
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Corrected alignment chart.

-Removed tower-only players
-Removed dead players
-Removed players that left the game
-Repositioned per request
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>>27558127
This chart is false

You can't do this shit
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>>27558079
True Prophet chart

>>27558127
The False Prophet chart
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>>27558167
>>27558192
Hivemind.
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>>27558167
Hey, I'm just taking off a responsibility for you. Another thing to note; since you don't play this game, and since you don't provide content anymore, it looks like you're good to go! Close the tab out and live your life peacefully. May I suggest:
-Going outside
-Taking a walk
-Asking out that cute girl in the office
-Going to the gym (and by the look of your attitude, you most likely need it)
-Starting a garden
-Working overtime
-Go to public events to meet new people
-Play D&D 3.5E, if you insist on not being a member of society
Enjoy your new life!
But seriously go to the gym the last thing you need is being a lurking faggot with a heart attack incoming on top
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Time to wait for Lawsmen.
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>>27558237
You should take your own advice.
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>>27558237
May I suggest you fuck off and let me do my own thing THAT I STARTED

You have no right to steal my chart.

Oh and do listen to Morky>>27558251 and take your own advice.
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https://youtu.be/eipAdby-U08
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Ah, I love this thread! Everyone is being so nice to each other!
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>>27558251
>>27558271
>just graduated high school
>supportive friends and family
>$32,000 salary
>receiving college scholarships
Enjoy wagecucking your way into a great future; don't worry, just work three more years, I'm sure it'll pay off someday!
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>>27558290
I know, right?
Love these guys.
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>>27558339
Ah, a spoiled little brat you are, aren't you.
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>>27558352
Yeah, I know!
It's not like they are arguing because of petty reasons!
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>>27558375
Yeah. Everybody's getting along in the thread like usual.
It's like we're a family!
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>>27558361
>>27558369
Tis' a fine day to be coming up with zero (0) (nada) (definition: nothing) (example: see a mirror) reasons or excuses for your failure of standards.

>inb4 barrage of insults or witty comments to attempt to prove your point
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>>27558417
Oh! I didn't know you knew how to use Google too!
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>>27558417
>inb4 barrage of insults or witty comments to attempt to prove your point

Isn't that what you just did right now in that post you just made?
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>>27558407
What a beautiful Duwang!
>chew
There must be no other place as pretty as this thread.
>Chew
This feels like a picnic.
>CHEW
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>>27558468
DAMN IT HURTS!
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>>27558470
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, STOP FIGHTING!
I can't leave for a split-second without somethin happening, can I!?
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>>27558480
Huh? I wasn't fighting.
I was just watching. Blame Manhorse and the other two.
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>>27558480
What?

I was just referencing the Duwang dub.

https://youtu.be/L6S2Tj-3nmw
>Are you ok reatard I am wood.
>Stoopid
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>>27558480
It's funny how we didn't start this. Are you going to blame it on me like last time or are you going to actually blame the person that started this instead of pointing it towards me like you did last time. You completely skipped over the fact last time that Manhorse actually started it but you thought I did because I wrote a paragraph telling him off, so I'm guessing your going to blame me again correct?
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Wew lad
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>>27558555
Checked.
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>>27558480
Well, there's really no con to arguing; half the problem can't hurt anybody in game and the other half aren't even alive.

>>27558530
>it's funny how we didn't start this
https://gyazo.com/0117991f4beb369a8023967661ee3574
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>>27558619
>First wanted to be Lawful Evil
>Now Chaotic Good
>Mfw I am better suited for Chaotic Good


How did this start anything?

Might as well blame Andrew as well
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>>27558619
What, because we told you that you couldn't change the alignment chart? Your butt hurt because we won't let you change it?
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>>27558642
>>27558530
You fucks are ruining the game.
Stop.
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>>27558666
How are we the only ones ruining it? Have you seen Manhorse? You only like him because he's an "oldie"
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Hm hm hm.
I want to play a game, but two guys are arguing!
So Lawsmen is angry!
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>>27558666
>You fucks are ruining the game.

Are you blind?
Are you this ignorant?

What the fuck did I even do?
If anything,Manhorse is the one at fault.
He is just as guilty as me and Morky
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>>27558654
I never said I was in any way angry at the events that unfolded; you simply started the negativity. There was another post here, over at >>27557837, referencing that anybody besides me directly could be allowed to change their position. This would state that the Starlight dude was STILL pissed about him being double dead, and wanted to start yet another conflict because of it.

>>27558691
Your opinions are invalid, you don't contribute any work or green to the game, nor do you play it, and therefore waste the thread with your very existence.
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>>27558721
It's hard for her to play when you kill her, so if she's dead, she can't really play now can she?
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>>27558721
>Your opinions are invalid, you don't contribute any work or green to the game, nor do you play it, and therefore waste the thread with your very existence.

Okay calm down Keemstar
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>>27558733
>when you kill her
>so if she's dead
Now hold on-- let's not undermine the fact of his character's death. Please take a look at this chart, and you'll find not only did I destroy this guy, but ELIMINATE his anal structure.

>>27558744
LEEET'S GET ROIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS!
>pic related
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Wew lad, this is so fucking pointless!
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>>27558792
>You get called Keemstar
>Pic related
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more shitty art
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>>27558864
damn you captcha for eating my 'art'
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>>27558879
10/10
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One hour and 47 minutes.
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If you're still here, sorry about the fighting, Laws.
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>>27558975
Lawsmen bailed about 40 minutes ago.
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>>27559004
I was talking about how long it has been since the last game post, but okay.

I'm just losing patience.
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>>27559004
Hey Manhorse

Do you want your own song?
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>>27559021
Let me guess. It's just the looped verse, "You are a massive faggot!"
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>>27559038
What?

Of course not.
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>>27559058
Hm. Giant bundle of sticks?
Huge gay horse mask guy?
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>>27559012
At this point, I'm 90% sure he's probably not returning soon.

>>27559021
>inb4 something sounding witty, unintelligent, insulting, offensive, or a 'sick burn lol' to make up for the fact you have no reason to be here anymore
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>>27559108
>>inb4 something sounding witty, unintelligent, insulting, offensive, or a 'sick burn lol' to make up for the fact you have no reason to be here anymore

Exactly what you've been doing.
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>>27559021
http://pastebin.com/50HPPRgg
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>>27559135
Wow, how funny and mature!
It's not like you two have been using the same insult for god knows how many fucking threads.
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>>27559135
Woah sick burn bro love the original content and funny, unstale jokes XDDDD
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>>27559158
>>27559175
>Not getting the joke

https://youtu.be/qP78Bu__npY
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>>27559181
Oh, that joke?
Ha.
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>>27559135
>>27559158
>>27559175
>>27559181
>>27559185
>Gets back from a car show
>Got onto the thread to rejoin my 'teammates'
>Glimglam vs. Manhorse part who actually gives a shit
>mfw
Can we just agree to disagree and ACTUALLY PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME!?
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>>27559201
Doot.
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>>27559158
>>27559175
>Wow, how funny and mature!
Whew lad, Mr. Fun police

>Woah sick burn bro love the original content and funny, unstale jokes XDDDD
Boy, you are a special snowflake aren't you.
I can't tell if your pretending like when you pretend to be smart or your actually mentally retarded.
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>>27559201
How was the car show?
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>>27559181
>>27559135
>>27558744
>Manhorse=Keemstar

That is honestly a perfect analogy
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>>27559235
Pretty good actually.
>>27559215
>Doot.
Doot.
>>27559224
>>27559245
Yes keep feeding him, that will totally work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfY2WYRqPAU
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>>27559366
Right side up?

>Starlight Brando
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>>27559201
Everybody, just STOP.
Can we play the game!?
Let's play the game.

Since my last post got swiped, here's the gist of it:

>>27557721
>>27557740
Fire Warden took 2 hits

>>27557727
Morky joined Jack Frost's battle

>>27557752
Krono healed himself w/ WoH2

>>27557753
Useless landed a hit on the BarrelBot

>>27557770
>>27557819
Staring contest

>>27557772
Suitcase lays on and gets off of Manhorse's head because of his horn

>>27557799
The Manhorse can't boot the computer, it's not running

>>27557805
Fruitanon joined Jack Frost's battle whilst casting WoH2 on himself

Useless took a hit from both FM respectively
He is now bleeding and has taken lots of damage
Sproutling is flying around the room
Barrelbot charged into Useless, he took more damage
Useless is in critical condition, etc.
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>>27559442
like this
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>>27559457
Stab the Fire Warden some more.
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>>27559457
acute chain on barrelbot
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>>27559457
Continue staring contest until someone blinks
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>>27559457
"If it's acting like a bitch. TREAT IT LIKE A BITCH!"
Hit the computer in an effort to turn it on.
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>>27559457
Wings of Healing 1 on self.
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>>27559457
I leave the room and go into the darkness
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>>27559457
Heal wind I On myself.
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>>27559457
Square chain warden
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The Fire Warden is charging its next attack!

>>27559481
>Jack Frost attacked the Fire Warden with the Frostfang! It took impressive damage.

>>27559487
>Useless cast Acute Chain on the BarrelBot! Both attacks landed!
Useless took damage from the bleeding.

>>27559494
>Lone Wanderer keeps staring into Andrew's soul.

>>27559509
>Suitcase hit the computer! It didn't react.

>>27559514
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself! He recovered some much-needed energy.

>>27559515
>Morky leaves the battle room, and enters the darkness. Here, he finds a wooden door to the left, and more darkness ahead.

>>27559568
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on himself.
Fruitanon was fully healed!

>>27559591
>Ember cast Square Chain on the Fire Warden! Two of the three attacks landed.

Fog Monster A attacked Useless with a claw! He took damage, yes he did.
Fog Monster B attacked Useless with a claw! He took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}
Useless couldn't withstand the attacks, and fell unconscious...
You lost the battle...

Expect intermittent service for the rest of the night.
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>>27559723
Go into left door
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>>27559723
damn I ded
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>>27559723
Fuck I forgot about Useless

Acute chain Fire Warden
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>>27559723
/bio
Go to the battle with the Fire Warden and attack it.
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>>27559723
Oh, fuck.
Teleport to the knocked out useless, and cast ZA WARUDO
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>>27559723
Oh shit

Drag Andrew with me as I run to Useless

Oh and /bio
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>>27559723
Lay in front of Manhorse, like a dog dying for attention.
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>>27559799
I-it's okay
I'm used to it
(´・_・`)
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>>27559723
Attack Fire Warden.
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n
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>>27559723
I already built a generator on the Computer; it should be working fine.
Ah well, check out the technological shit at >>27557257 (@Jack) and see if I can find the problem with it. No power? Cord in the wrong place? Dusty as shit?
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The Fire Warden unleashed a burning blast!
Jack Frost's body was engulfed in flames!
Warning! Jack Frost's HP is low!
Fruitanon took fire damage!

>>27559750
>Morky entered the wooden door to the left. Here, he found a pool with a Chilly Eagle above it, as well as a fence holding a wooden crate up in the ceiling.

>>27559799
>Ember cast Acute Chain on the Fire Warden! One of the two attacks landed.

>>27559810
/bio
>Krono attacked the Fire Warden with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a perfect hit!

>>27559812
>Jack Frost reinvigorates the battle by casting Paralysis Ω!
Fog Monster A couldn't move!
Fog Monster B couldn't move!
The Sproutling couldn't move!
The BarrelBot couldn't move!
Jack Frost took damage from the flames!

>>27559827
>Lone Wanderer hauls Andrew to Useless's location.
Your bio is coming next turn.

>>27559884
>Suitcase is doing that.

>>27560206
>Fruitanon attacked the Fire Warden with the Bayonet! It took great damage!

>>27560523
>The Manhorse investigates the problem. It seems that everything's in place... But there's no power.

Fog Monster A couldn't move!
Fog Monster B couldn't move!
The Sproutling couldn't move!
The BarrelBot couldn't move!
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>>27560796
Cast heal up alpha on myself.
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>>27560796
time for roll
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>>27560796
Yell "TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!" then set the sproutling on fire.
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>>27560796
Applebuck fog monster A.
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>>27560796
Kick the warden
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>>27560796
Attack the Fire Warden
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>>27560796
Amulet the fuckers.
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>>27560796
Death from above on eagle
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>>27560796
Run over to Morky's fight and cast Vertical chain on the Chilly Eagle.
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>>27560996
Nigger what the fuck let me fight my own battles
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>>27561114
No, and don't call me a N word, it is impolite and insulting.
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>>27561134
Just let me fight my own battles, I let you fight yours. You just want the crate you filthy Jew.

Okay, will you leave if I give you the necklace?
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>>27561134
I'll call you a niceguy when ever I damn well please
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>>27561186
I'll leave the crate alone if you give me the necklace, but that experience is as good as ours. I was gonna say mine but, that isn't really true.
>>27561196
Oh, ok.
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>>27561186
>you filthy Jew.

That made me kek a little.
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>>27561235
Fine

I give Suitcase the necklace
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Bumpu
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>>27560796
"Well that's not good."
Locate the BFG 9000, and attempt to hardwire the power wires to the generator inside by cutting off the plug parts and tying them to the prongs collecting electrons outside of the gun itself; however, to not fucking die instantly, let's shoot the thing as many times as possible to get rid of the stored power.
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art bump
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>>27561766
Lol wut
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>>27561766
Do a Fruit Bowl next.
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>>27561766
Attempt to draw Ember using this reference.
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>>27561817
I did a fruitanon already
with a pineapple head
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>>27561766
Art bumpu. :3
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>>27561860
>>27561766
We /shitart/ now?

There is a thread full of shit GlimGlam pictures.

Want me to post some?
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Art bump
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>>27561881
Art bump
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Art bump :^)
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>>27561870
Post your own stuff.
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>>27561844
as a dragon or a pony?
neither will be good

>>27561817
here
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>>27561955
Isn't it obvious?

Both.Preferably Dragon,but both.
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>>27561968
mental note using a .gif as a reference is not a good idea
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>>27562091
9/10

Best work yet
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>>27562109
t-thanks
I'm not sure how I'll to make ember work as a pony (yet) but I'll come up with something (eventually*)

*ᵉᵛᵉᶰᵗᵘᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵍᵘᵃʳᵃᶰᵗᵉᵉ ᵃᶰʸ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠʳᵃᵐᵉ, ˢᵘᵇʲᵉᶜᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵖᵖᶫᶦᶜᵃᵇᶫᵉ ᵗᵃˣ, ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃᵛᵃᶦᶫᵃᵇᶫᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵖʳᵒʰᶦᵇᶦᵗᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᶫᵃʷ
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Art Bump.
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>>27562365
Laws is a faggot?
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Art bump
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>>27562787
Can I use that as aesthetic for one of my tracks?
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>>27562884
Your tracks?
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>>27562994
I make music.
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>>27563656
Oh
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>>27563656
Okay.

Any examples?
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>>27563715
Here's an example of the kind of music I like to make.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9roPnIb_B_WekMzbmpJZjc2MUE/view?usp=sharing
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can't make ponies but eqg is possible
http://www.icongenerators.net/pixelavatar.html
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Good morning bump
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Saving threads and shit
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>>27567605
Fug off Killer Creamstar
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>>27568037
Fug off Communist Dictator.
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>>27568222
Fug off Fruit Bowl
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>>27568222
>>27568255

He can't. He has trips, and your dubs don't compare to them
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The Fire Warden is guarding.

>>27560827
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on himself! He recovered some much-needed energy.
Jack Frost took damage from the flames!

>>27560856
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Sproutling with the Shishkabob! He dealt burning damage to the enemy.
The Sproutling's body was engulfed in flames!

>>27560865
>Andrew attacked Fog Monster A with an applebuck! She dealt impressive damage!

>>27560875
>Ember attacked the Fire Warden with an applebuck! She dealt permissible damage.

>>27560896
>Krono attacked the Fire Warden with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt OK damage...

>>27560917
>Fruitanon unleashed the power of the Blood Moon Amulet!
Fog Monster A took some damage!
Fog Monster B took no damage!
The Sproutling took some damage!
The BarrelBot took extreme damage!

>>27560954
>Morky opened another battle by casting "Death from Above" on the Chilly Eagle! He dealt critical damage! {CRITICAL!}

>>27560996
>Suitcase dashed to Morky's location, and cast Vertical Chain on the Chilly Eagle! Four of the six attacks landed.

>>27561722
>The 2.5th Manhorse may have fired the BFG 9000 one time too many, for the circuitry of the computer is now an unnatural color.

Fog Monster A couldn't move!
Fog Monster B couldn't move!
The Sproutling couldn't move!
The Sproutling took damage from the flames!
The Sproutling was burnt to a crisp!
The BarrelBot couldn't move!
Morky and company suddenly attacked a Chilly Eagle and its cohort!
The Diver Skeleton poked its head out of the water!
The Chilly Eagle lobbed an ice-ball at Morky, but his shield negated the damage!
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>>27568583
Lunge sword into the Eagle.
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>>27568583
roll-o-lol
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>>27568583
Stab Bot
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>>27568583
Attack the Fire Warden
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The Fire Warden cast Flame Shatter on Ember! She took burning damage.

>>27568593
>Morky attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Energy Sword! He dealt impressive damage!

>>27568627
>Fruitanon attacked the BarrelBot with the Bayonet! He dealt critical damage! {CRITICAL!}

>>27568767
>Krono attacked the Fire Warden with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt great damage!

Fog Monster A couldn't move!
Fog Monster B couldn't move!
The Diver Skeleton rattled at Suitcase!
The Chilly Eagle fired ice crystals at Suitcase! He was hit by three of the five crystals lanuched.
The BarrelBot was totally destroyed!
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>>27568864
"Seems like some one needs to take a CHILL pill"

Slash at Eagle's wings
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>>27568864
Fuck I'm back oh shit.


Stab Fire Warden.
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>>27568864
Stab Fog Monster
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>>27568864
So BFG is a bit damaged. It'll still emit a charge, I suppose. Hook that shit up to the wires and power the tech.
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>>27568864
Slash at the Fire Warden
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>>27568864
roll
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>>27568881
>Morky attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Energy Sword! It took minimal damage.

>>27568887
So close.
>Ember attacked the Fire Warden with the SP/TW! The enemy took minimal damage.

>>27568898
Which one?

>>27568912
>The 2.5th Manhorse was able to supply a charge to the tech for the better part of 2 seconds before it gave out again.

>>27568934
>Krono attacked the Fire Warden with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt ordinary damge.

Fog Monster A could move again!
Fog Monster A generated more fog!
Fog Monster B could move again!
Fog Monster B generated more fog!
The Diver Skeleton chomped down on Morky's front left hoof, but his shield negated the damage!
The Chilly Eagle swooped down and physically attacked Morky, but his shield negated the damage!
Morky's shield was broken!
The Fire Warden was destroyed, and Krono and Ember gained 50 EXP.
Krono has achieved Level 13!
Krono realized the power of Winds of Terror, lv.2!
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>>27568998
>Morky's shield was broken!
Well fuck me

Roll to the side and stab the Eagle in the back
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>>27568998
Stab the first fog monster.
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>>27568998
Follow Krono
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>>27568998
Go to the battle with the Fog Monsters and attack Fog Monster A
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>>27568998
Attack Fog Monster A
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>>27568998
You could have told me that it was going to break soon so i could at least try to buff it so it wouldn't break.
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>>27568998
"Looks like I'm playing the waiting game."
Let the BFG charge for a bit, equip the Garbage Can Lid and Ice Pick. Those two items are made of steel, which happens to be stronger than Iron by quite a bit, and with a Lighter to meld the two together, spread out to make a good width, we can make a Steel Chestplate.
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>>27568998
rolls > biscuits
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>>27569078
I think I used up the Lighter :^)
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>>27569078
I think some one has the ice pick equipped and I think Lone has the lid equipped. Also, who said they were made of steel. Trash cans are normally made of aluminum.
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>>27569087
If it's been run out, I could just use the Short Sword to carve the two together and thin the items.

>>27569093
Both are unequipped, and most cans are made of a type of steel. Aluminum, because of it's weak structure, would not survive an environment such as this, and would rust away if it were to sit in an area for an extended period of time. It would have to be steel.
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>>27569087
And yea, she or he used the lighter for their sword so uh, Check and mate.

>>27569078
Also, if they were made of steel then a normal lighter would take to long to melt it and by the time it's to that temperature it would run out of fuel in it.
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>>27569115
>if they were made of steel then a normal lighter would take to long to melt it and by the time it's to that temperature it would run out of fuel in it.

This.

And I thought you were smart Manhorse
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>>27569109
No, just because it's aluminum doesn't mean it's going to rust away. If it's been sitting in a crate then it's most likely dry. Steel can rust as well, so that means if it was steel it could have also been rusted if the crate was wet. The crate wasn't under water and the crate wasn't near water so at that point it doesn't really matter now does it.
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>>27569109
What if it's plastic?
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>>27569176
Also that too
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>>27569007
>Morky attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Energy Sword! It took decent damage.

>>27569026
>Jack Frost attacked Fog Monster A with the Frostfang! He dealt excellent damage!

>>27569034
>Ember is following Krono.

>>27569041
>Krono joined the other big battle, and attacked Fog Monster A with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt great damage!

>>27569043
>Lone Wanderer attacked Fog Monster A with the Shishkebab! He dealt mediocre damage, at best.

>>27569057
Geez, you don't stop.
You do know that the shield Jack cast on you broke and not the actual shield you have equipped, right?

>>27569078
Error: Garbage Can Lid is made of aluminum.
Error: Lone Wanderer may have used up the lighter fluid, but there could still be some left.

Fog Monster A attacked Jack Frost with a slash attack! He took considerable damage.
Jack Frost is bleeding.
Warning! Jack Frost is low on HP!
Fog Monster B attacked Jack Frost with another slash attack! He took more damage.
The Diver Skeleton chomped at Suitcase! She took moderate damage.
The Chilly Eagle lobbed an ice-ball at Morky! He took freezing damage.
Warning! Morky is low on HP!
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>>27569109
see
>>27557753
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>>27569205
Oh, I'm sorry I thought you mean't the medieval shield because I forgot he cast the spell. I apologize.

Attack Eagle again
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>>27569205
>she

Continue attacking fog monster A
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>>27569205
Heal everyone in the room sans Jack.

He can heal himself
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>>27569205
okay this nap has gone on long enough
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>>27569205
Cast heal up beta on myself.
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>>27569205
I shoot the eagle with the deagle!
"Time to make an endangered species EXTINCT!"
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>>27569205
Attack Fog Monster S
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>>27569281
Your not in the same room as me. Why don't you go shoot up a school or the fog monsters?
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>>27569241
Jackass.
By the logic, you shouldn't heal Fruitanon or anyone else with a healing spell.
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>>27569293
*A
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>>27569300
JACKass am I right?

Oh and you are level 27 are you not?
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>>27569313
....27? I'm 22.
Fruity isn't that far from that.
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>>27569205
Aluminum won't do, then, and I suppose the items are equipped already. Let's just move back to the technological shit. Pull out the UAV and begin to add it's wires to the generator, inducting a better charge and storage. Then, pull out the propellers. Use a small part of the body of the UAV to carve small wind turbines, and attach them to the bottom of the generator. A very small amount of power from the storage will go into the propellers, which will power the turbines to the storage even more than it's spending, turning in a positive profit of electricity for the generator. With the larger generator, we can add a few more features; with the iron body, further improve the release trigger with a better funnel, and create a smaller funnel focusing on only a 3x3 set instead of the entire 5x5; when you turn a newly made dial on the top of the weapon, instead of a large area of effect attack, it will focus all the energy into a powerful central attack.
With all the altercations, title this the BFG 9500.
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>>27569225
>Morky attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Energy Sword! It took superb damage.

>>27569226
>Lone Wanderer attacked Fog Monster A with brute force! It took just enough damage, but not quite what she expected.

>>27569241
That's nice.
>Ember sprayed two doses of the Medigun in the room; enough to heal everyone except Jack with subpar energy.

>>27569262
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on himself! He recovered some much-needed energy.
Jack Frost's bleeding eventually stopped...

>>27569281
Morky prefers to work alone.
>Ruin runs into Morky's battle room, and fires the Desert Eagle at the Chilly Eagle! She missed.

>>27569313
Stop. Fruitanon's only 2 levels behind him, so...

Fog Monster A attacked Ember with a slash attack! She took damage, yes she did.
Ember is bleeding.
Fog Monster B attacked Lone Wanderer with a slash attack! She took great damage.
Lone Wanderer is bleeding.
The Diver Skeleton chomped at Suitcase! She took mediocre damage.
The Chilly Eagle launched ice crystals at Suitcase! One of the five crystals launched actually hit her.
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>>27569346
Attack Eagle again but with a shield bash
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>>27569346
anybody got some vivarin
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>>27569346
Throw the UAV and swing at it into Fog Monster A as a baseball.
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>>27569346
Cast Offense up on morky, and go somewhere else I guess
"Yeah. Okay, good luck with that."
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>>27569346
Stab the first fog monster
>>27569379
HAHA, no.
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>>27569346
You guys seem mad.

Square chain Fog Monster B
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>>27569390
Well Manhorse is already breaking it down.

Why bother keeping it?
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>>27569346
Attack Fog Monster B
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>>27569346
>>27569342
This game has become incredibly hostile; four out of six of those replies included a reference to an argument. Continue to do the BFG 9500 thing.
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>>27569400
I'm just a bit worried about you using it as a bat. That's all.
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>>27569346
Attack Fog A.
Be confused and scared of the Dragoness.
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>>27569379
>>27569390
>>27569400
>>27569418
I got first dibs, Lone can't do shit. No worries.
>>27569342
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>>27569371
>Morky attacked the Chilly Eagle with a shield bash! He landed a decent hit on the foul fowl.

>>27569379
Could you not?
Lone Wanderer took damage from the bleeding.

>>27569381
>Ruin cast Offense Up α on Morky, then left the room.
Morky's ATK rose by 6!

>>27569390
>Jack Frost attacked Fog Monster A with the Frostfang! He vanquished the enemy with gusto and skill.

>>27569392
I'm just trying to stop thread-breaking arguments before they begin.
>Ember cast Square Chain on Fog Monster B! All three attacks missed.
Ember took damage from the bleeding.

>>27569410
>Krono attacked Fog Monster B with the Bat-tle Axe! He landed a superb attack on the enemy!

>>27569411
I know!
>The 2.5th Manhorse begins to technologically fuse the UAV and the BFG 9000... (1/6)

Fog Monster A was defeated!
Fog Monster B attacked Lone Wanderer with a slash attack! She took serious damage.
The Diver Skeleton chomped at Suitcase! She took moderate damage.
The Chilly Eagle swooped down and physically attacked Suitcase! She took damage she wasn't willing to take.
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>>27569473
Well I WAS going to use it like that and Manhorse can salvage the parts.I don't see what is wrong with that.

Attack Fog Monster B with Shishkebab
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>>27569473
Remove the last fog monster.
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>>27569473
Bash it again
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>>27569472
Oh please.

You know,that song is really starting to look good right about now.
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>>27569473
Tackle Fog Monster B
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>>27569473
rolo is best candy
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>>27569473
Attack Fog Monster B
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>>27569473
Work.
If the entire thread goes to shit, and there's nothing you can do, you could just re-enable teamkill for a few turns. It's like turning on a garbage disposal; the shit will clean up itself.
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>>27569547
Somebody once told me that I could make some items
by bullying some people online,
so i grew a fur coat and put on a stupid horse mask,
and started making up some dank lies.
so I'm making death threats and I'm calling people nigger
counting that praise so my ego's growing bigger
never you mind that I was already banned for my biased, idiotic hate speech rants. found a loophole, now it's my goal to poison the online punch bowl.
you never know who i might dox, so y'all can suck on my horsecocks.
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>>27569473
Cast shield on Ember
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>>27569561
You sure are making that meme great with every repost. Here's a few better ones, pics related.
>>27558792
>>27558127
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>>27569473
Attack B.
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>>27569606
>You sure are making that meme great with every repost.

You sure are making that meme great with every repost
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>>27569606
Yet again, you didn't make the chart so you can't change it.
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>>27569489
>Lone Wanderer attacked Fog Monster B with the Shishkebab! She dealt near-critical damage!
Lone Wanderer took damage from the bleeding.

>>27569497
>Jack Frost attacked Fog Monster B with the Frostfang! He dealt astonishing damage!

>>27569500
>Morky attacked the Chilly Eagle with a shield bash! The enemy took critical damage! {CRITICAL!}

>>27569511
>Ember tackled Fog Monster B with all her might...? The enemy took substantial damage.
Ember took damage from the bleeding.
Warning! Ember is low on HP!

>>27569522
>Useless came back to reality!
Useless recovered half his energy.

>>27569539
>Krono attacked Fog Monster B with the Bat-tle Axe... But missed!

>>27569547
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (2/6)

>>27569593
>Ruin cast Shield α on Ember!
A 3-hit physical shield was enveloped around Ember's body.

>>27569606
Don't feed into it, please.

>>27569610
>Fruitanon attcked Fog Monster B with the Bayonet! The enemy took standard damage, and not much more.

Fog Monster B attacked Ember with a slash attack, but her shield negated the damage!
The Diver Skeleton chomped at Suitcase! She took more damage...
The Chilly Eagle was defeated!
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>>27569618
Keep stabbing the fog monster.
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>>27569618
square chain on fog monster B
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>>27569618
Fuck.

Heal myself then stab Fog B
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>>27569618
k
Keep working.
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>>27569618
Throw Manhorse at Fog Monster B if he is in the same room.

If not,just kick it.
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>>27569618
Death From Above on Skelly, if not available yet then just shield bash him
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>>27569660
Well jeez, Glimmerfag, you don't have to be THAT obvious.
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>>27569691
Well jeez, Ruin, you don't have to be THAT obvious.
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>>27569691
>>27569710
Well jeez, how about we not?
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>>27569723
Well jeez, I agree
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>>27569618
Shoot fog monster B.
"Time for some de-fogging!"
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>>27569630
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with the Frostfang! It took impressive damage, to say the least.

>>27569632
>Useless cast Square Chain on Fog Monster B! Two of the three attacks landed.

>>27569635
>>27569635
One move per turn.
>Ember sprayed some more Medigun gas on herself! She recovered some energy.
Ember took damage from the bleeding.

>>27569655
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues to work... (3/6)

>>27569660
He's not in the room.
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Fog Monster with an applebuck! The enemy was vanquished once and for all.
Lone Wanderer took damage from the bleeding.

>>27569689
>Morky cast Death from Above on the Diver Skeleton while falling into the pool! He dealt critical damage to the enemy! {CRITICAL!} (3)

>>27569691
>>27569710
I agree with Jack. Let's not do this, please.

The Diver Skeleton chomped at Suitcase! She took more idle damage.
Fog Monster B was destroyed!
Jack Frost, Useless, and Fruitanon gained 112 EXP.
Krono and Ember gained 70 EXP.
Ember has achieved Level 9!
Ember realized the power of Obtuse Chain!
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>>27569691
hey manhorse, you still want the ice pick?
I'll let you have it if you'll craft me a bowie knife or a machete
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>>27569737
Swipe my sword at the Skelly's neck in hopes of decapitation
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>>27569737
flip switch the enemies were guarding
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>>27569737
Stats on Obtuse Chain?

Find Suitcase and kick the Diver Skeleton
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>>27569737
Flip the switch the monsters were guarding
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>>27569737
Uh Lawsie

What ever happened to to my bio?

Find Morky
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>>27569618
Strongest Heal Wind readily avaliable on Ember.
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>>27569737
Slash the Diver Skeleton.
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>>27569737
Work moar lurk moar
>>27569740
Equip the "Short Sword", it's not equipped right now.
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>>27569737
Look around at my surroundings.
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>>27569794
oh, it's not?
okay then equip short sword
toss ice pick to manhorse
still would prefer a single edged weapon
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>>27569764
I don't need help thanks.

>>27569787
We still on the deal that I get the crate since I gave you the necklace?
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>>27569843
Okay

>>27569764
>>27569737
Follow Jack
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>>27569741
>Morky attacked the Diver Skeleton with the Energy Sword... But missed!

>>27569753
>Useless flipped the switch the enemies were guarding.
Somewhere, a light turned on...

>>27569756
Morky prefers to work alone.
>Ember dashed off to Suitcase's location, and attacked the Diver Skeleton with an underwater applebuck! It wasn't that effective...

>>27569762
>Useless beat you to the punch.

>>27569764
Totally forgot about it.
>Lone Wanderer enters Morky's room.
Lone Wanderer took damage from the bleeding.

>>27569767
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on Ember! She recovered some much-needed energy.
Ember's bleeding eventually stopped...

>>27569787
>Suitcase attacked the Diver Skeleton with the Machete! She dealt minimal damage to the enemy.

>>27569794
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (4/6)

>>27569795
>Jack Frost finds darkness to the left and straight ahead.

>>27569860
>Lone Wanderer leaves the room, and follows Jack Frost.

The Diver Skeleton attacked Suitcase with a chomping attack! She took more damage.
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>>27569883
/bio
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>>27569883
check the left darkness
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>>27569883
Light up the straight darkness.
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>>27569883
Go towards the light.
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>>27569883
Heal wind II On Ember
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>>27569883
Stab Diver Spook
>>27569922
Oh.Thank you.
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>>27569883
/bio

"Sorry Suitcase"
Run and jump off of Suitcase and attack Skelly with sword
"Using the environment to my advantage"
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>>27569883
What material is the ice pick made out of?
Keep working.
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>>27569998
Google it
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>>27569904
>Useless investigated the darkness to the left. Here, he found two doors to the right, a wooden door straight ahead, a shabby-looking wall straight ahead, and darkness to the left.

>>27569912
>Jack Frost lit up the darkness straight ahead, only to find that it is a dead end!

>>27569916
>Jack Frost is systematically following Jack Frost.

>>27569922
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Ember! She recovered some more energy.

>>27569930
>Ember attacked the Diver Skeleton with the SP/TW! She dealt mediocre damage.

>>27569931
/bio
>Morky attacked the Diver Skeleton with the Energy Sword whilst using Suitcase as a platform! Not only did he electrify the water, but he insta-KO'd the skeleton as well! But, to be fair, it was pretty weak anyway.

>>27569998
So close.
The Ice Pick is made of steel and wood.
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (5/6)

You won!
Morky gained 74 EXP.
Suitcase gained 37 EXP.
Ember gained 13 EXP.
Suitcase has achieved Level 15!
Suitcase realized the power of Revolutionary Chain!
Morky has achieved Level 8!
Morky realized the power of Hypnosis α!
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>>27570086
attack the shabby-looking wall
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>>27570086
>Jack Frost is systematically following Jack Frost
WEW LAD. Teleport to Useless, and break open the wall with the Frostfang.
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>>27570022
It's commonly made out of steel for the head, and sometimes even titanium for the shaft; however, in this game, definitions vary.

>>27570086
Neat. Finish the BFG 9500.
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>>27570086
Find Useless and go to the straight door.
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>>27570086
Look at the crate and decide on how to get it down and inspect my new move
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>>27570086
/bio

Follow Fruit
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>>27570086
Follow jack.
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>>27570086
Also is the energy sword using electricity?
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>>27570153
The Energy Sword is made entirely out of electricity; I made it so it works as an infinity generator, while also being an outstanding weapon.
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>>27570086
>>27570153
>>27570165

Hate to over work you but can I rename the energy sword "SHOCKING Surprise"?
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>>27570221
It was named after the Type 1 Weapon from Halo of the same name. It wouldn't really be worth it, since the sword won't exist in a little bit.
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>>27570287
No, I'm keeping it.
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>>27570309
I'm only turning it into an Infinity Generator. After that, I can create an entire series of voltage weaponry, which would be much more effective and you would be open to use it without removing the privilege for the party.
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>>27569756
Obtuse Chain - Rapidly attacks a target 4 times. Recharge time: 6 turns.

>>27570100
>Useless attacked the shabby-looking wall, and it fell over! Inside, he found a Fog Monster guarding a switch.

>>27570101
It's true.
>Jack Frost teleported to Useless's location.

>>27570102
>The 2.5th Manhorse finishes the BFG 9500.

>>27570119
>Lone Wanderer moves into the straight door from Useless's location. Inside, she found an idle Security Camera.

>>27570125
>Morky tries to figure out how to get the crate to come down. He finds a switch in the water.
[Hypnosis α: Forces one enemy to sleep; not 100% effective. Recharge time: 3 turns.]

>>27570131
/bio
>Ember is following Fruitanon.

>>27570136
>Ruin is following Jack Frost.
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>>27570353
What do you mean? Your going to take my sword for free power?
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>>27570355
Attack Fog Monster
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>>27570355
Dive into the water and pull the switch with all my might.
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>>27570355
Stab the camera to set it on fire.
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>>27570355
Stab the fog monster with a levitation beta infused stab.
>>27570360
He wants your sword to make a generator, which in turn, he can make more zap zap weapons.
Give one sword, get a better one in return.
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>>27570393
I dunno man. I like my SHOCKING surprise.
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>>27570355
Punch the Fog Monster
>>27570393
Isn't the BFG a generator?
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>>27570355
Attach fog monster
"Here's hoping I don't...mist!"
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>>27570405
Well, with the generator that your sword will become, he can make another SHOCKING surprise.
>>27570406
It runs on a generator, I think.
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>>27570432
Uh Jack

Why are you convincing Morky about this

That is Manhorse's job,not yours.
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>>27570446
Hey, hey.
I'm just telling him the benefits.
What, you think I'm Manhorse or something?
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>>27570432
If it runs on a generator than use the generator to make more electric weapons.
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>>27570460
What part of
>That is Manhorse's job,not yours
makes you think I was implying you were Manhorse?
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>>27570465
Well, here's the thing: That sword you have is basically powered 365/24/7.
If a generator like that can be made, holy fuck.
I mean, yeah, we can use the BFG generator....
But unlimited is better than limited, right?
>>27570472
I don't know. I guess because you think "Why is he trying to conceive Morky? Manhorse does that." That would turn into "What if he was Manhorse?" or something like that.
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>>27570355
Big wall of text in the making, don't wait up if I don't respond. Whatever you do, don't panic.

>>27570360
When you're finished fighting (which would be now, just need your permission), I can make a generator that will effectively give me the power to create weapons for the entire party that work much better than the ones we have now, as we still consistently freestyle our attack and defense.
>>
>>27570507
I mean hey, if you'd like the energy sword why don't you make another?
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>>27570541
That's what he is trying to say.
He will make another sword with power from your sword.
>>
>>27570558
But why does he need Morky's sword.

Can't he use something else?
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>>27570570
Well, the computer needs power, and the BFG 9000 is basically worthless without it's generator, so the Energy Sword is the best thing we got.
Manhorse, correct me if I am wrong.
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>>27570570
Morky's sword creates infinite power.
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>>27570587
"Infinite"
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>>27570587
No

Shiy

Sherlock

Holmes

Back

It

Up

With

Evidence
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>>27570599
Okay, this might not be good enough to concive you two, but have you ever seen the sword run low on power?
Have you ever seen it short out?
No. No, it hasn't.
So, we believe that it is infinite because since it has been made, it has been charged and covered in ZAP.
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>>27570622
>So, we believe that it is infinite
>we believe that it is infinite
>believe that it is infinite
>believe

Yeah no.
A belief doesn't count as evidence.
And there was no indication that the sword needed to be charged.It just IS an energy sword.
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>>27570635
Well, I believe.
Oh, and well, it's really the only thing we got.
Just...think about this.
If it is infinite, which it looks like it is from my end, we can make a lot of stuff happen.
Hell, we can probably make an AI of you or someone else with the power and tech.
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>>27570658
But here is the thing

Didn't Manhorse make the Energy sword already?

Can't he just replicate it again?
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>>27570658
He already made the energy sword pretty easily, can't he just remake it?
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>>27570362
>Useless attacked the Fog Monster with the Ice Pick! It took minimal damage.

>>27570375
>Morky pulled the underwater switch. The fence above opened, and the wooden crate fell onto the floor beyond the pool. (3)

>>27570381
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Security Camera with the Shishkabob! She dealt miniscule damage.

>>27570393
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with the Frostfang and a dose of Levitation β! He influcted moderate damage to the enemy.

>>27570406
>Ember attacked the Fog Monster with the SP/TW... But dealt horrific damage.

>>27570420
>Ruin attacked the Fog Monster with brute force! He dealt OK damage, but nothing more.

Useless and company suddenly attacked the Fog Monster!
The Fog Monster generated some fog, obscuring the battlefield!
Lone Wanderer suddenly attacked the Security Camera!
The Security Camera called for help... But no one came.

Let's not make this discussion any more hostile. Talking like this is sufficient.
Expect slow service for the rest of the night.
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>>27570705
Open the crate with the edge of the shield so it acts like a crowbar.
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>>27570705
equip short sword hack away at fog monster
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>>27570673
>>27570682
Uh. First, we need some metal, and then we need to charge it with electricity.
He used the Heavier Iron Rod, which we don't have, to make the outline and shit.
I mean, we got a bunch of swords and shit, and uh...
Listen, I just supported the idea of using what we have right now.
I mean, we can use the generator to charge the new sword, but the whole idea was to make a infinity generator with the sword right now.
I mean, whatever.
>>27570705
Stab the fog monster with a levitation alpha infused stab.
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>>27570725
The generator I am talking about is the thing powering the BFG, and the "Sword right now" is the original energy sword.
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>>27570733
No shit
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>>27570705
Keep attacking Security Camera
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>>27570736
Well, excuse me. I was just making it more clear. Anyways, yeah.
Maybe being neutral was a good idea.
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>>27570705
Use whatever's left of the gauze to heal myself up.
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>>27570705
>The Security Camera called for help... But no one came.
Law please.
Go to the battle with the Fog Monster and attack it.
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>>27570705
Keep attacking Fog Monster
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>>27570716
>Morky opened the crate with the edge of the Medieval Shield. Inside, he found... Some Milk! It hasn't reached its expiration date, either...
Milk added to Cardboard Box.

>>27570720
>Useless unequipped the Ice Pick, and equipped the Short Sword. He then slashed away at the Fog Monster, dealing moderate damage at best.

>>27570725
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with the Frostfang and Levitation α! He dealt mediocre damage.

>>27570746
>Lone Wanderer attacked the Security Camera with the Shishkabob! Fire damage was dealt.
Lone Wanderer took damage from the bleeding.

>>27570757
>Suitcase uses the remainder of the gauze to heal herself. It wasn't very effective, but it got the job done.

>>27570769
>Krono joined the battle with the fog monster, and attacked the enemy with the Bat-tle Axe! He dealt OK damage.

>>27570787
>Ember destroyed the Fog Monster by slamming its body into itself with the SP/TW.

The Security Camera fired a beam at Lone Wanderer! She took burning damage.
The Fog Monster was destroyed!
Jack Frost, Useless and Ember gained 35 EXP.
Ruin and Krono gained 17 EXP.
Useless has achieved Level 9!
Useless realized the power of Obtuse Chain!
Ruin has achieved Level 5!
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>>27570868
Go back to the surface.
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>>27570868
Flip the switch.
/exp
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>>27570868
Drink some of the milk.
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>>27570868
More of that stab action
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>>27570868
/exp
Follow Krono
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>>27570868
Also drink the milk
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>>27570993
When I say drink it
I mean it all
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>>27570868
Open first door on the right @location useless >>27570086
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>>27570165
Actually, in Halo, The Energy sword is made of Plasma, not electricity. The plasma gives it the ability to chop through enemies,hence the reason if you attack, lets say a rock, it will leave a burn mark and cut into it, Electricity will just burn the surface slightly.
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have some enemie pictures to pass the time
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>>27571088
Spooky.
>>
Project: Fuck The System
Part One

The Energy Sword is made out of the Electron Spear, an item which effectively gave us infinite electric power to date. The sword itself, however, can be turned into an item, so people can't equip it, only use it for it's real purpose. Use the Foam Sword and hopefully some magic to bend the thin iron spikes into an infinity sign. No, this isn't a pun, it's a serious way to assure it circlejerks power forever. This will make the Infinity Generator, a very useful and hopeful godsend into our new age of tech.

Take the Computer. The entire case, mobo, processor and RAM, will be condensed instead of arranged. Everything will be as close as possible, wired up attached to the back of the large Monitor, making one of those all-in-one workstations you would find in a classroom. The keyboard will also be attached to the computer, using leftover plastic from the case to make leg-like pieces. This will make the computer a singular item, and hopefully easier to manage. This is called the Computer Rig, to signify it has everything it needs.
According to the /inv, the Silver Ended Longsword still exists. Good, grab the Desert Eagle, the Crowbar, and the sword and turn all that shit into Iron. It'll be good for later, and I suggest you may want to keep track of it.
This was a previously used crafting recipe, so it shouldn't need much explanation; turn the Chargin' Shield into another Stoneguard Chestplate. It gave +15 DEF, much stronger than iron armor, so it would help somebody, I'm sure.
The Foam Sword can be chopped up, use four clothespins to keep them together at the base, and turn them into Foam Gloves, to make sure we're not getting fucked in the ass by electricity. Any work involving electricity should involve this shit.
The Metal Wig can either be made out of Brushed Metal (better than iron), Eroded Metal (same), or Anti-Friction Metal (oh shit nigger). Either way, fold and condense it into a helmet for thicker protection.

(1/??)
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>>27571423
>Metal Wig
Okay, I am going to stop you RIGHT there.
>>
>>27571423
Again, your not using the sword.
>>
>>27571423
tl;dr


>Starlight Brando
>I'm playing RISK again
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>>27570868
Equip the Machete and wonder where the 'Royal Flush' went.
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>>27571423
Also, Ruin has the desert eagle equipped
>>
would fruitanon approve?
https://i.4cdn.org/f/8bit_veggies.swf
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>>27571632
I GREATLY approve of this.
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>>27571423
Project: Fuck The System
Part Two

Silver is apparently a fucking insanely overpowered metal. Take the large Silver Coins and turn them into as large a helmet as I can muster. It'll probably be about half a helmet, so just really, really thin it out. Silver is 33.63% better than Iron, placing 14th out of 71 metals, it's successors being Anti-Friction Metal and Lead. This will make the Thin Silver Helmet, and with some alchemy, I can improve it later on. I'll unequip the Iron Helmet so someone can use it.
Use the Kleenex wipes to start tying and securing four-ply bandages in case someone needs to secure wounds. That'll make 25 Bandage Ropes, Bandage Rope (25), or whatever you use to show that type of quantity.
We have 82 bullets and six Hollow Foam Balls. Fill every Foam Ball with 13 bullets worth of gunpowder, leaving four bullets left which we can just throw away. Nobody's going to need four simple bullets. That'll make six Foam Grenades, in case we ever need any grenades or some shit.
Combine the Bayonet and Short Sword to make a Longsword.

=The Beginning of the End=
Take the Anime Poster, Bobby Pin, all the Cards, the Bouncy Ball, Medium Screwdriver, Large Screwdriver, Pliers, Guitar Pick, and the Snow Globe, and convert those nine items into five small, thin cases. Then, take the two Laser Cells out of the Laser Pistol and BFG 9500. Set them down, turn the weapon to 3x3, and shock the cells with purely electrical damage using it's generator. Wait for it to charge to 100% for both, add the wait to this giant fucking crafting time, I don't give a shit anymore. With electricity and heat combined into one energy cell, it's consumption will be very small, and it's power will match that of Plasma. In fact, go a step further. Convert both Laser Cells into the five thin cells and call it Plasma Cells. Because of it's long-lasting consumption, we can have an easier, more effective, and powerful as shit energy source for really advanced tools. (Cont.)
(2/??)
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>>27571744
Stop.

Fucks sake holy fucking shit.
>>
>>27571744
Manhorse, what the fuck are you doing.
>>
>>27571744
Don't touch my Bobby Pin.
>>
>>27571744
Is this suppose to break the game or something?
>>
>>27571828
The project is called "Fuck The System", and one of the parts is called "The Beginning of the End", what do you think he is trying to do?
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>>27571744
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
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>>27571744
What the fug
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>>27571744
Manhorse, if you're doing what I think you're doing, you'll destroy the game.
>>
Fuck me. Next thing I know, he's going to be making a tank.
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>>27570868
Stare at the camera and do the sunshine sunshine dance.
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>>27571858
Being a faggot?
>>
>>27572052
Welcome back Andrew
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>>27572095
Thanks. Have we rescued you yet?
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>>27572121
No
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>>27572151
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>>27572151
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>>27572169
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>>27572177
>77
>7
Grand sad..
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>>27572205
https://youtu.be/5F0V-0aIK-A
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>>27572217
>7
Grand dad has blessed you
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>>27572229
https://youtu.be/FIV84EimT3w
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>>27572257
>more fucking 7's
This is truly a Grand day
>>
I wonder what Manhorse is typing up.
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>>27572282
https://youtu.be/PO2RhH6RS0g
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>>27572303
Fuck.
The streak has been broken
>>27572302
Some bullshit maybe?
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>>27572315
Eh. I'm just kinda worried about what he's trying to do.
>>
>>27572315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pto6cFTs8VE&index=50&list=PLdf6gu1ayqy8PLYlAWBVxWcASkCaK3VmO
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>>27572341
Andrew plz
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>>27572361
Share music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnCnNyFoyN0&index=54&list=PLdf6gu1ayqy8PLYlAWBVxWcASkCaK3VmO
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>>27572341
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>>27572378
Must retaliate with new Veronika pics
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>>27571744
Project: Fuck The System
Part Illuminati Confirmed

Edit the Laser Pistol and carve a thinner ammo pocket for the new cells, turning it into a Plasma Pistol. The next cell will go where the BFG 9500's Laser Cell went, but it might need to be arranged for it's new size. Just compact things back or above the cell. With the new plasma fuel, the BFG series comes to an end, with this becoming the Wunderwaffe MN-H. And we aren't done; it's time to remove the old Generator, and stick the Infinity Generator in the fucking weapon itself, allowing infinite electricity and long-lasting condensed energy. The others will go to recipes I'm posting in a bit.
We're not done fucking everything. You know all that iron I saved up a while back? It's time to turn that into something useful. Make two formations of the Energy Sword outline, and instead of the Electron Spear, charge a Plasma Cell using iron wires to make two Plasma Swords.
Now, those were just thin outlines. The rest of the iron can go into an exoskeleton covering my legs, spine, and neck, and on my front two legs, there'll be these iron hoof covers/fists with a iron wires connecting to the tips. Have the final Plasma Cell placed in a fuel area in the middle of the spine (which will just be a very thin iron plate, wired up) which, when activated, will create electrical and white-hot hooves, to punch a bitch into oblivion. This will be a natural skill which I'll call Voltage Punch.
Now, if anyone has even gotten close to reading up to here, you're probably wondering; "what about the Old Generator that used to be in the BFG"? I have a plan for that; BAR 5 will be edited to shoot small, limited electric pulses, but since a small task like that doesn't need the whole generator, BAR 4 is also going to perform the same tasks. Hook it all up by cutting off the top of the barrels and making wires, make two Small Generators by splitting up the parts, and you have two Electric Assault Rifles.
(3/??)
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>>27572419
THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS SHIT?!

MOST OF THIS SHIT YOU CAN'T EVEN DO
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>>27572416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh19HIhFuTQ&list=PLdf6gu1ayqy8PLYlAWBVxWcASkCaK3VmO&index=58
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>>27572419
Absolute madman
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>>27572419
Watch out boys we got a faggot over here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v394-c6HA4&index=62&list=PLdf6gu1ayqy8PLYlAWBVxWcASkCaK3VmO
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>>27572445
https://youtu.be/3ve5p-0Q4tY
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>>27572419
Yeah, if I could have an electric assault rifle, i would gladly give you the deag.

Will making a nice suit be done at any point in your plan?
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>>27572419
I'm just waiting for you to edit some of the Plasma Cells to shoot out like railgun bolts. That would basically make a weapon fire fucking lightning bolts, which I'm assuming you might do.
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>>27572419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_hIvM7AiY
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>>27572459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trumcn-BWpc&index=33&list=PLdf6gu1ayqy8PLYlAWBVxWcASkCaK3VmO
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>>27572506
https://youtu.be/D7jzoaao6mY
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>>27572506
That's a cute pone.
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>>27571423
>>27571744
>>27572419
can someone give me the tl;dr on what manhorse is even thinking
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>>27572546
He is making some bombs, he is upgrading his shit, and he is turning stuff into other stuff.
Like the BARs into ZAP ZAP, and some other stuff into scrap.
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>>27572527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZP7Vk6-ojo&list=PLF1877EA3623CD185&index=7
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>>27572419
Project: Fuck The System
Part "Manhorse will never make it out alive"

That will be all for the 'dear god' shit, now let's continue to clean up the primary inventory.
Stir the Sesame Seeds into the Water for...Nutrient Water. Sure, why the fuck not.
Combine the Bandana, Belt, and Mask to make a Thick Leather Mask. More DEF = less dead.
Combine the Cat's Tail and Brutal Mace by replacing the chains that hold the mace, to the Cat's Tail itself. Rename it the Nightmare Mace.
Attach the Inhaler to the Medigun, and give it a bit of Medigun ammo (whatever it is). Hook it up to the trigger, and you get a bit more HP recovered with each poof.
Mix the Guaze with the Bandage Rope to make Professional Bandages. This will also help the healing process.
The AA-Cell Battery can go into Electric Assault Rifle 1 for better storage, charge, and burst.
Carve the Traffic Cone into the Vest to make an Armored Vest.
Stuff the Pipe Bomb up the Vinyl Plushie's ass to make a Vinyl Bomb, because why the fuck not?

That will finally be all. I went through the entire inventory and cleaned it up. Now, all I need is a majority vote-- is everyone good with all this shit?
(4/4)
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>>27572659
No.
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>>27572659
Uh, no?
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>>27572659
Don't touch my shit
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>>27571423
>>27571744
>>27572419
>>27572659

I'd rather put my dick in a ceiling fan
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>>27572659
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>>27572659
Fuck no

You're not using my pipe bomb
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>>27572682
>>27572695

I support these opinions more than a Mexican man supports his family of twenty
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>>27572659
No


>Hey now,you're a Manhorse,get your horse on MLG
>Hey now you're Manhorse,get your sociopathy
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>>27572722
on, faggotry!
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I need to go drown a family of Africans
1. Manhorse don't take anything that anyone has equipped
2. No one fuck with mine or others shit
3. No one fuck with Manhorse's shit
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>>27572748
Manhorse can't even make a huge chunk of what he wants without the energy sword
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>>27572762
>Starlight Brando
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>>27572659
The Medigun Ammo is Krono Inc.'s special mixture of ingredients made into an item we call Healing-Gas®.
Basically I mix two healing drinks in a glass bottle and then I turn into a gas. That's the ammo.
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>>27572659
Hey, with the infinite power generated, do you think it would be possible to make a replicator like the ones from Star Trek?
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Why is everyone complaining? He's upgrading a bunch of shit.
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>>27572790
The reason I am saying no is, well, I don't want him to touch my Metal Wig.
Besides, unless Morky lets Manhorse have the Energy Sword, he can't make half of this shit.
Oh, and I don't think the Brutal Mace should be touched either.
Besides the boss items, I could care less.
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>>27572802
Sure, I could remove the Metal Wig thing. As for the Brutal Mace, nobody's really been using the Cat's Tail, so why not clear up inventory space and get a decent damage boost in there?
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>>27572659
Am I the only one who isn't a greedy bastard and actually supports this? K.
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>>27573011
Well, I just have a fear about messing with boss items. Sure, you can, but...
I guess it's just me.
Honestly, I guess I was freaking out because holy fuck, you were doing some mad ass shit.
Of course, the problem you will be facing is, well, Morky.
He won't let you have his sword.
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>>27573038
Well, it was your sword, but now he is treating it like his arms and legs.
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>>27573011
In that case let Andrew have the Cat's Tail.
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>>27573038
Well, I made the sword myself out of an Electron Spear and iron I also made myself. He's not using it when he's out of combat, so there's no reason for him to have it now. It'll work out in-game.
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>>27573074
Hm.
Well, prepare for him to have the biggest bitch fit he has ever had.
You think it's bad when people join his battles.
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>>27573011
>>27572779
All for it really. Infinite energy yields infinite options!
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>>27573074
>>27573082

What are you fucking gay?
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>>27573096
...
That it?
Unless you got a valid argument and not that bunch of random words, we will be taking that sword.
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>>27573105
Your not taking the sword dummkopf, I have it in my grasp and I'm not giving it up. Your smart, I'm sure you'll find a way past this.

This has been an announcement from:
NGTFO
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>>27573118
Okay, listen.
You are being a nuisance.
All we want is your sword, and bam, we can make good shit happen.
Of course, you complain about people joining your fights and Ember seems to be against me because I'm level 22.
Your sword is needed. There ain't any if, and, or buts about it.
I'm going to stop because you probably ain't reading this anyways.
From, Frost.
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>>27573105
Didn't you say you wanted to avoid fights you fucking hypocrite
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>>27573138
You can find a way around this. You don't NEED the sword, you WANT the sword.
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>>27573145
Blah blah.
>>27573146
....I'm not going to start a big fight like in the Cheese Edition, but you seem to think we want your sword just for petty reasons.
The reason why we need/want/whatever it is because infinite power.
Fucking infinity. The side-wise 8.
Whatever.
I guess we can stick to limited power, instead of infinite.
Wait, isn't infinite power/energy basically impossible?
Whatever.
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>>27573168
As Uncle Ben once said before he died
With great power comes great responsibility
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>>27572612
https://youtu.be/M2esIeN8E1k
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>>27573177
....
That doesn't help at all.
Is there any possible thing that I and/or Manhorse can do that allows us to have your sword?
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>>27573146
I think you are the one who WANTS the sword. You are literally holding the only potemtial means of infinite power we have at our disposal, and hitting things with it. That's like having a quantum computer and using it for spreadsheets. It's like giving a chimp a gun, only for it to use the gun as a club.
What I guess I am getting to is that you are being terribly petty, selfish, primitive and incapable of forward thinking.
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>>27573225
That sounds like someone I know.
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>>27573225
Ruin = Manhorse
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>>27573233
>>27573234
Did you even fucking read his post? He has a point.
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>>27573239
Watch your tone there buddy.
You wanted to avoid fights
Take your own advice and drop it.
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>>27573233
>>27573234
Oh look, people have the same opinion of an idiot being an idiot! They must be the same person!
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>>27573247
"Take your own advice and drop it."
Oh, how funny.
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>>27573195
Post edm music please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdRCjaJqbw
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>>27573247
Speaking of dropping it: why bother continuing to post if you're dead?
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>>27573259
https://youtu.be/4rq8PjgNI3c
Sure thing! :)
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>>27573266
Huh that is funny

This is the first time you mention this

Why are you suddenly interested iny activities?
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>>27573291
Because you push us closer to the bump limit without contributing anything but shit disturbing and shit posting is why.
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>>27573313
>you push us closer to the bump limit without contributing anything but shit disturbing and shit posting is why.
>who is literally everyone else
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W E W L A D
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>>27573285
Not really edm but electro wing is still king.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKyfqOhyDrM
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The restless dead won't stay quiet.
Who we gonna call?
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>>27573348
Wew lad when did you suddenly become a massive cunt?
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>>27573363
Don't make me perform a smudging to cleanse this thread! We've got enough skeletons, we don't need ghosts too!
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>>27573455
Why don't you shit on Morky?

He was a ghost for awhile

Three times in fact.
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>>27573477
Because you're the one haunting us.
Begone, impure spirit!
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Two more posts.
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>>27573526
Let me ask again


Why are you such a huge cunt all of the sudden?

Strange,Manhorse isn't on anymore,while you are here.This is highly unusual.
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>>27573540
FUCKING YEAH LET'S RUN THIS THREAD INTO THE GROUND AFTER 500 IT'S SHITPOST TIME. Run while you can.
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>>27573559
Andrew confirms that it is shitposting time
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>>27573557
Makes me wonder where lone is...
But really; not him. I'm not sure if you have him on steam, but here's mine.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ctarded
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>>27573574
After 500 posts in a thread we will shitpost. This will happen from now on.
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>>27573595
What does Lone have anything to do with this?
You are forgetting another person.
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>>27573597
>Cum Shot


Pic related
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>>27573617
Yeah, realistically getting a cum shot to the face would suck alot.
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>>27573609
You died, lone arrived. Lone immediately proceeded to fuck with manhorse while displaying knowledge of the workings of the game and the crafting system. You proceeded to hang around after death, and pretty much confirmed that you made new characte (I lurk, and saw the post with the nice little subtext about manhorse failing to spawnkill you as he claimed he would).
I'm saying you're Lone. Am I right?
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>>27573617
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>>27573665
Nigga, tits or gtfo lmaoooooo hugh hugh hugh smoke weed every day!
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>>27573665
And?
If this were all true,how does it matter?
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>>27573665
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aaay lmao
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>>27573718
Gee this thread sure is friendly.
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>>27573718
23 of these apply to me. How many apply to you guys?
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>>27573706
Really, it doesn't. We're pretending to be horses on the Internet; none of this, while amusing, really matters. Just saying that if you were trying to keep it hidden, why go out of your way to immediately fuck with him like that? It seems counterintuitive if not downright stupid.
I guess that's what has been bothering me about you. You just seem stupid. Maybe that's why I wrote the story I did, and probably why you just rub me the wrong way. I just don't see it, if you have some big plan, you must be real goddamn good at acting like an idiot; you know like that Roman emperor Cicero.
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>>27573760
Not sure why you would go out of your way to accuse me of such things.

Oh and by the way,you seem to act alot like Manhorse

His smug attitude.Both are you are cunts.Both of you make snarky,witty comments at enemies.But you don't craft.
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>>27573783
Accuse you of what? Being stupid? Antagonizing someone you seem to have a hateboner for?
It's not about winning for you, is it? It's about seeing him lose.
The more I think about it, the more you do sound like a ghost.

Thread confirmed for haunted. 2spooky.
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>>27573783
And realistically, how could I possibly prove in some irrefutable manner that he and me (yes I know that I should have said I, but the rhyming felt like lyrical flow) are in fact separate entities? I could post a picture, but he seems like the kind of guy that would claim it to be beneath him, if only because he is secretly very insecure and wouldn't want his pride wounded by strangers on the Internet. I could agree he can be a cunt, but you would claim I am too, rendering it irrelevant. No point trying anyway, as anything would be dismissed.
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>>27573266

Dead?
Sorry to inform you ma'am but I'm no where close to dead

>>27573313
Don't you talk to her like that

>>27573617
I remember when we did that ;)
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>>27573953
You're not my supervisor!
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>>27573819
>>27573922
>>27573986
Salty/10
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>>27573986
>>27574025
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