Think this neckbeard will ever score?

>>27555415
Five day stubble woos all the bitches

>>27555415
Yes, but not with Skittles Mclesbo

>>27555415
Yes, but not with her.
>>27554444

>>27555497
I'll say this. If she wasn't a dyke before, she sure wants to be one now.

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>20:22

What does fluttershy's parents mean and why did rainbow dash cringe after what they said?

Did they mean they're happy their son isn't a total fag?

>>27555609

forgot link

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni

>>27555609
>After all these years of pining for him..

Sounds pretty unambiguous to me.

It also may indicate that Fluttershy's parents might be a little naive about RD...

>>27555609
I think it was implied, yea

RD was about to correct them

>>27555415
Not with her that's for sure.

>>27555609
>after all these years of pining for him
>pining
>Goes to urban dictionary

>"Pining: An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart."

FUCK

>>27555609
>doesn't want to sleep with a disgusting creep like a whore
>she must be a lesbian

>>27555415
Waiting for the rape porn.

>>27555747
OP had to look that up in a dictionary?

>>27555784
Not OP, but did post that.
I honestly had no idea what pining meant.

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>>27555415
GET AWAY FROM MY WAIFU

>>27555798
You mean you never understood the dead parrot sketch until now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

>>27555798
Stupid, I should've said Anon. Sorry.

>>27555764
this tee bee eych

still waters run deep

>>27555805
If anon doesn't have a muff, give up.

>>27555415
>dumb parents thinks she came from him.
>Doesn't realize she always had her sight on Flutters.

>>27555872
for*

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>>27555872
>Doesn't realize she always had her sight on Flutters.

So how would FS's parents react if FS and RD came out of the closet to them?

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>>27555955
>two children
>both are fucking failures
Her dad gonna hang himself probably.

>>27555955
I think they would figure that out by themselves eventually.
It's becoming pretty obvious

>>27555955
They wouldn't even care. Zephyr would be devastated for him though.

>>27555955
They would love their daughter and support her no matter what.

>>27555997
It's amazing pony fantasy is so much more realistic than liberal fantasy.

>>27555994
>>27555995
>>27555997

Eh, /mlp/ is no fun today.

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>>27555415
Here's an animated version.

Follow ZB's right hoof. Then look at RD's face.

>>27555955
The show would officially be kill.

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>>27556045
B'awww, not exactly living up to what you see in pony thread sims, huh?

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>>27556105

>>27556105
Zerphyr is a serial rapist confirmed
RD is his next victim.

>>27556105
Too many keks

>>27556105
>>27556183
>I didn't want it to go on any longer
>I couldn't bear seeing him use his hooves in that way
>I wanted it to stop
>But I did nothing to stop it
>I couldn't pull myself away

>I couldn't pull myself away from watching OP suck Zephyr's cock like that
>But at least he finally came out the closet

>Dash doesn't want a neckbeard
>neckbeards get triggered
>"W-Well, she's just gay!"

>>27556257
Kek. It feels so good to not be a NEET.

>>27556257
you forgot
>stereotypical tomboy
>never showed any interest in a male
>favorite wonderbolt is a female one
>her only friends are girls
>two of which she is VERY close to
>rainbow mane, designed by a person
>the only time a stallion showed interest in her, she is completely creeped out by it
>"W-Well, she's just gay!"

>>27556444
>designed by a person
what is this supposed to mean

>>27556444
Nice stereotypes, man. Girls hang out with girls a lot more than guys. Doesn't mean she wants to screw 'em.

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>>27556444
>>never showed any interest in a male

>>27556459
The person who designed her was indeed a person. It's a proof of something.

>>27556474
Don't forget you're on /mlp/. Most of the people here haven't been around girls since middle school.

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>>27556481
He is so much better than that faggot. I'd like to see them fight for her.

>>27556500
we wisened up about 3DPD early indeed

>>27556481
>Dancing with one of her idols, who happens to be male
>Totally not gay, guys!

Male/female friends dance with each other platonically, you know. It's a thing. You're just as bad as the people who thought AJ and Rarity were flirting at the end of the Crystal Empire episode.

Daily reminder that all characters are heterosexual unless the show specifically says otherwise.

>>27556537
Just a question.
Why is "dancing platonically" is only allowed if you are of the same sex?

And what about bisexuality?

We are pretty open minded here I see

>>27555415
Kek
Meghan MCarthy just destroyed FlutterDash and gave Dash a love interest so Fluttershy can end up with Discord.

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>>27556312
deluding yourself is a good way to keep the workflow going. keep it up!

>>27556639
>Meghan McCarthy
Anon, I...

>>27556639
Did you even watch the episode? Or are you just 9 kinds of stupid?

>>27555748
RD is a dyke and dykes belong in the ovens

>>27556105
how can a neet be such an alpha?

>>27556576
I don't know why people only think dancing is platonic when it's between the same sex. That's kind of my point, unless I misread your post, but it seems like you misread mine.

And bisexuality is fine with me, but the show will only ever allow hetero or no interest at all. It's a binary in the show and always will be, so it's not worth it to argue anything but a binary here.

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>>27556639
>not knowing who the current showrunner is
>obvious fan of the fandom pretending he watches the show to fit in

>>27556105
that's hot

>>27556708
DELETE THIS

>>27556660
Whatever helps you sleep my friend :^)

>>27556683
Fags and dykes don't exist in utopias, Anon.

>>27556672
>>27556675
>>27556708
McCarthy was credited for the story. So its mostly her episode.

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>>27555415
Maybe with Tree Hugger. However she'll probably have a bunch of other stallions and mares living in her commune whom she shares herself with and who likewise share each other equally, which is how it should be.. Plus Tree Hugger probably likes to go Au Naturale when it comes to personal hygiene, if you know what I mean.

>>27556489
>>27556459
that she wasn't born with rainbow hair because "lol genetics" but because a person designed her to look like that. They put thought into the hair, furcolor, eyeshape and haircolor.
Normally it would make no sense for a supporting character to have the rainbow theme of the main artifacts of the show, that belongs to the main character(twilight), but Rainbowdash does have it. So why? If it isn't because of the whole harmony friendship rainbow thing, it must have another reason: Being Gay

i'm not serious, but my point was that is isn't JUST that she is not into a neckbeard pony that fans think she is a dyke. You have to see the whole picture, not just one instance. Similar to the Lyra/Bonbon thing

>>27555955
>son is a parasite
>daughter is a dyke

literally nothing to live for.

>>27556984
Lyra and Bon Bon are backgrund characters. Dash would have to have a crush on a mane 6 pony which is out of the question.