How can human women even compete?

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
Where are her private parts!?

they can't

>>27541185
it can not be done

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541225
Hidden because this is a blue board.

>>27541185
they cant

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
impractical

>>27541185
they can't.
not against that superior horsepussy

>>27541185
they can't

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>>27541185
only redheads come close

>>27541185
they can't.

>>27541185
I don't think her neck and hoof are supposed to bend that way

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>>27541185
>>27541197
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>>27541278
YOU'RE ALL SICK TWISTED FRUITS!

>>27541185
By existing

>>27541185
they cannot

>>27541185
they can't

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Fucking human women is 1. possible 2. not inherently sinful

>>27541426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXVL1Xctugc

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>>27541426
MUH MLP POL

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>>27541185

This deserve a awkward dance

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>>27541426
Says the homo who doesn't like pony pussy.

This is one of the most pathetic threads ive ever seen

>>27541736
woman here (please don't flirt with me), i thought the exact same thing

Ponies are naturally in the position, the only way women could compete is if they were to always crawl on their hands and knees.

>>27541759
Tits or gtfo.

>>27541759
Get the fuck out, no one gives a fuck

>>27541185
By being real living beings in this reality.

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>>27541694
If you say so

>>27541759
>woman here (please don't flirt with me)
>no hooves
no one cares about you here

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>>27541759
>Hey guys I'm a girl give me attention

>>27541736
>>27541759
Um, I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know where we are? Do you have any idea, any idea where we are? Basically, kind of a big deal.

>Looks at OP picture
Aww man, that's beautiful...

Listening? Ok. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, we fuck horses. We're a force of autism. If you were from where we were from, you'd be a fucking degenerate.

SWEEP!

>>27541547
What the fuck is he throwing around?

>>27541880
Beer cans

>>27541759
Futacock, or gtfo.

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they can't

>>27541759
This is the most obvious bait ever and you asshats still gave him (you)s.

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>>27541816
With an ass like that, I'll give all the attention Twilight want...

>>27542060
>bait
No, it's even worse. It's a joke. A little sarcastic joke.

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>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
for one, they actually exist.

>>27541185

the human woman are real

>>27541185
by having human legs
>muh thighs and rump
the thighs are thicc, yes, and the booty blastin, but that doesn't offset the knees way high up on the leg and super long feet (AKA "backwards knees")
the whole pony attraction thing would make a lot more sense to me if they just had better hind legs

>>27541759
>im a grill btw :^) xDDDDD

>>27541185
If only there was a version with a good pony

>>27541759
Guy here, I notice that you are a woman and I am informing you that I am a guy because I don't want you to flirt with me

>>27541507
This.

Everyone on this board needs Jesus.

>>27541185
>real
>attractive to normal people not people on a Mongolian surfing board notable for it's contrarianism

>>27541185
they can't.

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
They can't

>>27541759
I wanna cut you up into little pieces and leave you in a garbage can

they can't

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by being real

>>27541185

they can't

>>27542887
guy here, I notica that you are a guy and I am informing you that I'm a guy because I want you to flirt with me :^)

>>27541185
They can't

>>27543579
Nipslip

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541736
>>27541759
How does it feel to be inferior?

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>>27543579
This is actually the first MLP cosplayer I've even found remotely attractive; save Jessica 'fake tits' Ngiri, and that's hardly very difficult, she's spent enough money on herself.

Maybe it's just the Trixieposting?...

Can we turn this into a cosplay thread, somehow?

>>27541759
Last digit of your post is the length of your penis in inches.

>>27544501
>cosplay thread
>tee hee now those silly boys will have to pay attention tome
Pass.

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541759
B-b-but we're so thirsty for human women on this board,, just like how all of 4chan craves 3D grills... P-please femfriend, sh-sh-show me what a boob looks like.

>>27544501
>Ngiri
Is she black or what ?

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>>27541185
By being real!

>>27544855
>posts a chink
>human
my half-Asian ass

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>>27541185
They really can't.

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>>27542917
>le ebin dead spess daddy bro maymay XDXDXDDD

>>27541185
No actual woman can compete with an idealized fantasy. There's only one thing actual women have going for them. They actually exist, so you can have physical contact with them instead of living in a lonely world of masturbatory fantasy

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>>27545035
>so you can have physical contact with them
If you're Chad.

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>>27541270
Dat azz.

>>27544912
you're utilizing the meme wrng
oh, and it's extremely powerful uncaused necessarily existing non-contingent non-physical immaterial eternal being outside all the universes who created all the universes and everything in it

read a book, you scientifically illiterate

>>27544811
Ha, loser
its not what you have, it's how you use it

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>>27541185
they can't

>>27541759
such inferiority
pic related

>>>/trash/

>>27545219
That's a good gif.
Let's get a pony version.

>>27545219
That's pretty disgusting dude

>>27541185
They can't

>>27541185
Easy. The exist.

i wish all these fucking normalfags would get off my goddamn board already.

>>27541185
they obviously can't

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>>27541185
They can't.

>(please dont flirt with me) tumblr cunt confirmed, get the fuck off my /mlp/ you living trash.

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>>27542887
>>27543611
based.

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>>27541185
They can't.
I can't even fuck a girl without pretending to think she is one of the ponies.

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
They're real, for one.

>>27546064
>Implying it matters
>Implying the people here would be more likely to get laid if the female is real

>>27541185

By getting themselves some hot stallions, duh.

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>>27541185
By bringing pony waifus down. By posting shipping of them in waifu threads and by shaming everyone who shows affection for a pony, using the words "neckbeard", "autist", and "pedophile". That's all they can do.

>>27541759
Fuck off transvestite, chopping your dick off doesn't make you a woman it just makes you a gimp just like putting on a fursuit doesn't make you pony, it just makes you a faggot

>>27541759
LONDON
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>>27546049
>Implying you fuck girls
>Implying you fuck anyone
>Implying anyone on this board fucks anyone.

>>27545035

Clearly, you haven't actually fucked someone in a really good costume. It's the same thing as lingerie- some women (and men) find dressing the part of someone you're normally "not" gets rid of things that'd inhibit your sex drive afterwards.

Given in my case that's /tg/ sex vs. someone cosplaying /mlp/, but it definitely applies.

>>27545468
kek

>>27542191
I find that extra sexy, don't know why

>>27546171
this

>>27541185
By existing.

Seriously, the whole point of growing up is to realize that not everything in life has to go the way we wanted. Everyone has an archetypal dream partner, but none will ever meet it. The growing up part, in this case, means accepting the differences.

So, can real women compete with archetypes? No, of course they can't, while in the realm of fantasy. But in the real world...they take the beef simply by being there.

This of course doesn't mean anyone should stop clopping, do as you like. As long as you remember that in the end reality will always win

>>27546239
>but none will ever meet it
as a mathematician, i have to disagree. the chance is higher than 0

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>>27546260
Are you telling me I (and a number of other anons) can fuck our cartoon horse waifus?

>>27546260
You would have a point, but we're talking about archetypes.
Archetype personalities are unreal by definition, since they involve only "black" or only "white" aspects, while real beings are made of both. That is because archetypes are defined by those few traits we know (i.e the nerdy character will ALWAYS be nerdy in all his aspects, except while the negation of said nerdyness can lead to hilarity). Real beings work in a different, more complex way, depending on the situation, the people involved and so on.

That's why I said NEVER: you could meet someone who's 99% closer to your fave archetype, but a 100% it's not possible, because that would mean it has never been an archetype

>>27546327
>while
*when, my bad

>>27546327
you forgot that different people want different things. it's possible to fit perfectly if you don't look for things that don't match to each other. sure, the probability is very low but it's possible
tl;dr never say never

>>27546239
Do you even need a partner that you have to "settle down" for? In a world where people can make a living by selling 3d models of penises "existing" is not a big deal - made up concepts are a major part of our life.

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>>27546171
This pretty much times 10

i had my one chance at true love and pissed that shit away for a career, biggest mistake of my life and MLP has been with me ever since then, well that and 4chan /pol/ to show me the world as it realy is

>>27545219
Ehhh, even that is inferior to ponies', majority of women are way more shabby. Funny, pony plot isn't even technically ass.

>>27546171
>>Implying you fuck girls
I do though.
I bang a lot of escorts.
>Implying you fuck anyone
I fuck a lot of escorts.
Soon I'll start fucking femboys if I can find them.
>Implying anyone on this board fucks anyone.
I am pretty sure I do. And I am on this board..so... you're wrong 3 to 3.

>>27541759
Tits or GTFO

>>27541759
Being trans doesn't count, you're still a man.

>>27541185
By being real

>>27541759
>woman here
Why do women feel the need to say that?
Just post your tits, slut.

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>>27546563
we believe you, anon

>>27546585
Boobs are just fake asses. Girls are better off without them.

>>27546408
That would mean ignoring things that may coincidentally bother you. Traits aren't like triggers, they don't work on and off. Some can trigger you very little some others can trigger you a whole fucking lot. And to make things worse, we aren't monads, we keep changing our triggers with every passing second, getting used to some, creating new and so on.

again, this doesn't mean you couldn't find, for example, a purdy girl who's almost exactly as Twilight. BUT this purdy girl would definitely have a couple traits of her personality who wouldn't fit the Twalot archetype. You can of course ignore those, and that's pretty much what growing up means (settling up differences between what we want and what we have), but it wouldn't mean they don't exist.

Basically, we're saying the same thing with the slight difference that I'm nitpicking while you're summarizing.

>>27546442
I never said something about settling down, but it's true that we can't predict what we'll like in 10-20 years. An amazing fantasy is pretty much destined (imho) to wither with every passing years, and that's why I said real women take the beef: we are constantly mutating beings in need of somebody who can mutate like as, thus ADAPTING partially to our desires (and vice versa)

>>27546584
EVERETT MANY WORLDS INTERPRETATION
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here's your (You), you milky-licking transtesticle fruitbowl

>>27546618
>I never said something about settling down
You focken wot, m8, your entire first paragraph is "you have to learn to settle down" said multiple times in slightly alternating manner.

>>27546621
>INTERPRETATION
You don't think much about what you write, don't you. It IS an interpretation, and exactly because of that doesn't mean what you want to think it does.

>>27546663
ACCEPTING, not settling down.
Accepting, in this case doesn't mean "pick what you get and be happy with it". It's a matter of making one's desire flexible enough not to be focused only on some traits. See it as a "can I work with this? No fucking idea, but I'm willing to try, since there's no permanent harm in it"

>>27546682
>you don't think much about what you write, do you?

FTFY, faggot. I presume you're the kind of autist who believes that evolution is just a "theory"

>>27546731
Thanks for the fix, I'm still new to that whole "English" thing. And you better look up the difference between a theory(and requirements for a hypothesis to classify as a theory) and an interpretation(very seldom they are required at all - they are literally useless).

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>>27541759

>>27546721
What you say is "this is not what I wanted but maybe if I try hard enough I'll like it". How's that not settling down, considering what we truly want(ponies) doesn't exist?

>>27546805
What we want is an archetype. This archetype, as >>27546408 pointed out, can be found in someone, as long as you decide to 'ignore' all the other traits negating it.

That's the accepting part. It means that the lovely Twalot-like girl I met acts exactly like Twalot when Twalot related traits are concerned, but I can't predict how she will act when NOT-Twalot related traits are concerned. Accepting means that even if those not-related twalot traits negate a bit the image of Twalot I had (due to fanon) I can still try to bend both them and my desire so that they still fit.

Love is not a precooked meal, it needs work. If you're looking for love that needs no work, you're not prepared to dig your nose into it by the slightest bit.

The only thing you can possibly choose in life is whether to have or not a love life. It's only up to us to decide if it's worth the bother or not.

>>27546618
and once again you forgot that different people look for different things
not to mention that the charaters in show are not fully shown so some things have to stay implied

>>27546239
>/mlp/
>growing up

>>27546932
Ah, of course, all I'm writing has to be considered as a big, giant IMHO.

>>27546932
Well, I want a literal MLP pony, I would even "settle down" for a bg one. Nothing comes even close to that. But they don't exist, anything else would just remind me of what I'll never have.

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541759
You like....umm.. potatoes?

Human women could compete if: 1. They didn't have breasts and 2. They had large futa horse cocks

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>>27542191
I didn't even try

>>27548021
I don't want to fuck that helicopter. Now, if you put hooves beneath it, things would be different.

>>27541759
Trannies don't count, Purple Tinker.

>>27548021
>no hooves

>>27548068
>>27548076
>implying there are no hooves hidden in those boots

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>>27548104
>implying
>boots

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>>27548104

>>27541759
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>>27546239
So I'll just fuck a real horse, then. They too are superior to human womyn and quite tangible.

>>27541185
.. ummm .. hardly

>>27541185
Flesh < Flash

>>27545110
Easy to say in your case.

>>27541185
They can't

>>27541185
By being real.
By having wide hips, not narrow horse pelvises.
By having booty, not by having an ass narrowed by narrower hips.
By having tits, not hidden and undeveloped mammaries that are only used to feed children and not attract mates.
By having hands and feet, not mutant hooves.
By having better person..... Oh crap I can't finish that.
Ponies always have personality, and its normally better than anyone's peers.

>>27541481
My nog. Came here to say that.

>>27548903
MODS

>>27548903
Damn straight my nig-
>not [...] hooves

NO HOOVES
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Will everyone just stop being offended by this, everyone just keep saying ponies aren't real NO SHIT, do you think we don't know that, we are just haveing fun, but no you got come here and argue about pointless shit and ruin it.

And the "They can't" guys, don't you think you made your point stop repeating yourself.

Honestly this whole thread is full of idiots.

>>27549066
Hey buddy. You wanna take a seat? Maybe talk it out? Can I get you a drink or a snack; you get a little upset when your blood sugar is low you know.

>>27549089
Sorry m8 just had to say it, no hard feeling, but i was getting annoyed by all this arguing.

>>27548903
>and not attract mates
>boobs attracting anything
What are you, a caveman?

>>27549066
>ponies aren't real
do you know where you are kid? you left /pol/ territory long ago.

All these damn summerfags shitting up every thread, get off of my magical horse board!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27549151
What?

>>27541185
Just remember that it's because of human women you find ponies attractive.

>>27549373
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>>27546049
Sauce?

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>>27548903
>By having wide hips, not narrow horse pelvises.
>By having booty, not by having an ass narrowed by narrower hips.
>By having tits, not hidden and undeveloped mammaries that are only used to feed children and not attract mates.
>By having hands and feet, not mutant hooves.
Strange, these are exactly my complaints about human anatomy. Ponies have no disgusting fold separating ass and thighs, so from it looks like they have one giant, smooth, tight, fat-free ass. No dangling meat bags. Marshmallow hooves are cuter.

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They cant because nearly all modern day 1st world country girls are shit tier millennial cunts who listen to nothing but ghetto tier nigger music, spam pound symbols, take pictures of themselves making duckfaces, and are highly leftist in terms of everything
They also act like retards and dont even smell good and lots of them dont even look good

Pones would be soft and cuddly and woul smell good and would be nice and sweet and friendly and would just wanna be your best friend and fuck buddy

So I guess ***technically*** human women win because they are real, BUT, once we get hyper realistic completely immersive 1st person virtual reality and hyper realistic artificial vaginas and then women are basically obsolete.

>>27546595
fucking kek

>>27548068
>>27548076
My bad, forgot where I was for a second
Filename was going to be "Hind legs", but I'm on mobile
Also, no effort put into this one either, since I'm sure whichever character I choose will offend someone. I actually just don't know of any good editing software for iphone

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>>27550355
And I waste dubs by forgetting the fucking image

>>27550368
Nice one, anon

I'm incredibly disappointed in this thread, I expected a bit more lewd.

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While on the subject of inappropriate lewdness..

Lyra is in the control room of the Icarus reading up on the 'Sexual Habits of the Human Male' out of a book on Human Physiology that she finds on the ship. Titles cue that a song is commencing and she begins Lyra-cyzing set to the tones of 'Adelaide's Lament' from Guys and Dolls

Lyra: It says here:

The a-ver-age sex-u-all hu-man
in-vol-un-ta-ry re-Sponse
Is influenced by the appe-arance of pro-mi-nent fe-atures
Dis-tinc-tions of the girl's bust line
and pro-minent hind quar-ters

Lyra stands on her hind legs as she continues reading

ar-ranged by the ge-ne-ral cur-vature of the spine

Lyra looks down at her chest

* * *

Then behind her at her tail

In other woids in determining if his interest is cold or hot
a po-ny should develop a plot

Interspaced with side views of the Fausticorn grimly watching this on television

You can shove your ass
in a skoit that's too small...

>>27541574
>associating TCR with /pol/

I've never bought into the neo-/mlp/ or board-is-dying rhetoric until people like you started piping up. The fucking cadance spam was infinitely less cancerous.

The mods can cry and /pol/ can immitate, but TCR will always be core /mlp/ culture. Kick and scream all you want.

>>27541759
d-do you have hooves?

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185

>no hooves
>pas de sabots
>keine Hufe
>нeт кoпыт
>akukho izinselo
>dim carnau
>tsy kitrony
>нeмa кoпитa
>neque ungula
>ọ dịghị ụkwụ
>कोई खुरों
>no sorkat
>无蹄
>何のひづめありません

>>27541185
They exist

>>27541759
attention whore detected

>>27541481
>>27541507
>>27541788
>>27542106
>>27542115
>>27542923
>>27543579
>>27544855
>>27545035
>>27545468
>>27546064
>>27546239
>>27546327
>>27546584
>>27548570
>>27548903
>>27548919
>>27556240
DELETE THIS

>>27541185

By actually existing.

>>27556956
Word of god. But anon, read >>27548570 again, he's a horsefucker like us. You didn't have to include him in the shitlist.

PS: 3dpd summerfags get off my fucking board.

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>>27550082
There is still hope anon, don't give up.

>>27541185
They can't

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>>27541185
They really can't though

>>27549867
candybits 2 you newfag shit

>>27557444
All women are shit regardless of political orientation, April Davis has three ex husbands.

>>27550368
I have been fapping to this for over 12 hours no end

>>27541185
Because....


They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!They can't!

they can't

Reminder that mare pussy have muscles that massage your dick like a human hand for efficient insemination.

Reminder that mares can cum several times during heat season and still keep going.

Reminder that the average stallion last 12 SECONDS at best. Mares are completely oblivious to the wonders of Hot Monkey Dick

NO
CONTEST

looks like we finally drove away all the fucking normies. rejoice horsefuckers, and just for good times' sake:

>>27541185
they can't

>>27541759
Why in ALL HELLS would anyone?

page 10 "they can't" bumparoo

>>27541185
By being real, and there being no laws to prevent willing sexual contact with them.

Never underestimate the appeal of physical contact.

>inb4 implying laws mean anything, for those wanting the horse pussy

I implied nothing of the sort! Simply stating they're a deterrent for more law-obsessed individuals.

>>27541426
>fruits
>interested in FEMALE beings

With this much projection, you could open your own theater, faganon.

>>27541507
>What is fornication

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>>27560483
I heard they can smell boners, too.

>>27563450
with noses like they have they can smell ice cubes melting at the South Pole

>>27541766
As they should be.

>>27562939
>bumping a shitpost
when did your life become so empty and meaningless?

>>27563959
bump

>>27550368
Shit, get the plane pony faggots in here. I want to see an MI-24 as a pony now.

>>27541185
>they can't

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H
O
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V
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>>27541270
>redheads
My nigga

>>27541759
>announcing you're a woman on 4Chan
Tumblr memes aside, 4Chan isn't exactly the nicest place to women

>>27541185

By existing.

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>>27541185
THEY JUST CAN'T

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>>27558356

>>27566877
Back to Tumblr

>>27566889
Back to /pol/ where you can whine about niggers and feminists to your hearts content.

This is an issue that I've contended with.

I have been very fortunate to find a loving IRL partner, but I don't know if I could have done it without the strength my pony waifu has given me. Having a waifu reduced my desperation (being desperate is a huge turn-off to women) and allowed me to be more relaxed and casual on dates (which are attractive to women). If an IRL date didn't go well, I had my waifu to console me. When I wasn't getting any sex IRL, I had my waifu to fulfill those needs too.

A human partner can fulfill long-term needs and life-goals that a waifu cannot. But dating is hell, and I came very close to giving up. I'm very glad I stuck with it, but I really can't fault anyone for giving up and settling for a pony waifu.

Because most humans aren't disgusting fucks who want to fuck horses.

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>>27567170
>Not wanting to have gentle sex with this.

>>27567208
No, I really wouldn't want to have sex with 'this' becuase I would personally like to not get some std and want to carry on my bloodline, but thanks for the offer.

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>>27567221
I'm pretty sure magical horses wouldn't give you an std, and you can have weird centaur hybrid children, its a win-win.

>>27541759
P O S T T I T S
O
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>>27567249
Tits are overrated

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>>27541185
they demonstrably cannot

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>>27541759
>woman here (please don't flirt with me), i thought the exact same thing

>>27541759
She's just jealous she can't be a pony.

>>27567208

You can't have sex with that. It's a picture on a computer screen. It doesn't exist.

>>27541185
they can't

>>27567651
I can smash a hole through my screen and insert my genitals in said hole.

>>27567809
Sounds good to me.

>>27567651
using math you can describe digital pictures and rl objects using the same method so technically they're pretty much simmilar

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>>27541185
Human women typically have somewhere to stick it.

>>27568008
Overrated.
Would cuddle anyway.

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>>27568008
>Not wanting to thighfuck your waifu into oblivion
>Not wanting to feel her soft silky fur surrounding your ape cock
>Not wanting to feel her strong legs squish together tighter and quiver as you cum all over her belly

I thought we told the normalfags to gtfo

>>27568008
>no cutie mark

they have a mouth

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>>27568145
Take it up with the screenshot it was vectorized from.

>>27567651
A pic of your mom doesn't exist, too.

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>>27568008
>implying thats canon
>implying they wouldn't actually have pussies and assholes along with crotch tits
>implying we wont have hyper realistic virtual reality soon along with hyper realistic artificial vaginas

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>>27541185
they can't

>>27541185
man, there's 92+ "They can't"s in this thread.

>>27541185
Is this a trick question?

>>27568111
Done this with a woman. Can confirm it works better than an anus. I pride myself on my only pickup line: "Close your legs so I can fuck you."

>>27541185
They can't

>>27541185
they can't

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>>27569839
if you didn't commit the ultimate atrocity of fucking a 3dpd I'd call you >muh nigga

>>27569839
Is there any truth at all to that meme that sex feels barely better than fapping?
Actually I dont care what you say there is no way thats the truth
Im just curious if you somehow think that


I dont know why Im typing any of this

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>>27569955
Well, sex is more of an experience of fapping. There's a whole other person in the mix with you. But the simple fact of the matter is that no orifice has the intelligent control over pressure, speed and general stimulation that can be conducted by such a complex thing as a human hand.

Yes, orifices are warm and wonderful. Yes, you are genetically engineered to spend every waking moment trying to get into one. But vaginas just sit there and flex a little. Your hand can tailor literally everything about itself to what your dick wants. Very difficult to compete with that.

Yes, fapping is more pleasurable. Physically. Sex just as all the other bells and whistles of... you know... actually getting laid.

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>>27570025
>Well, sex is more of an experience of fapping.
Than fapping*

>>27569917
Sorry, man. I learned my lesson, though, honest.

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>>27570037
good man.

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>>27570025
>that entire first line
God damn I don't think I've ever said "describe sex now GO" and had someone NOT throw in the gay little "oh lol smells the other person the feeling of being wanted" shit

Who in their right mind chases pussy over that?

>fapping feels better physically

Look niglord I use warmed up fleshlights and they beat the shit out of fapping and they are fake silicon pussies with artificial fake lube and artificial fake heating

So real pussy must be godly

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>>27570064
>implying Rarity can rape the willing
unless I've already courted Twiggy Piggy

For real, though. Why are cunts allowed to be cute? She had the bubbly happiness of a baby and the body of an endowed goddess... and the mind of a rabid brick of lard. I don't pity any man who made my mistake more than once.

drugs are better than sex

>>27545219
>attentionwhore.gif

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>>27570089
I bid you good luck, because luck is what you have.

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>>27570090
I'll be honest with you, fellow Twifag

I made the same mistake, but definitely not going that route again, its waifu or bust.

>>27570122
I don't get it

>>27570141
I was mustering the condescension at my disposal into one simple phrase by implying that you're getting by in life on luck alone. Which, in itself, implies that competence of any kind eludes you.

That was an insult, made even more harsh by the fact that I looked down upon you so apathetically that I put very little effort into ensuring that the insult was properly received.

If you don't get it now, well... Again, good luck. You'll need it.

>>27570124
Be ready to kill if I get my chance at winning her heart, Anon. It'll be your only chance. And I expect the same from you.

>>27570204
If you wanna do it the honorable way, meet me at dawn, Anon.

>>27570303
I can feel your anger. It gives you focus... makes you stronger.

>>27567221
Fun fact: interspecies stds are ridiculously rare so having sex with a REAL woman is more dangerous than sex with a REAL horse. Sex with a cartoon horse is safer than, dunno, walking.

>>27570303
>honorable way
This, above all things, is why you will never have her.

why do twifags have to turn everything into an autismfest

>>27541185
They shant

>>27541185

i masturbated to this thread
six times
in one hour
now my dick hurts

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>>27571394
Good good

>>27571394
I only masturbated once ^:)

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>>27570089
Just gonna point this out as someone who has had real sex, fapped with a heated/lubed fleshlight, and fapped dry/bare handed, I will tell you now that the fleshlight is garbage compared to the other options.

More cleanup, doesn't replicate a real pussy no matter what tightness or lube you use, takes me longer to cum with all that prep work than just my hand. The orgasm is only slightly better, but you can just increase that by feeding yourself supplements to help increase ejaculate pressure.

>>27571512
Your entire post is literally fapping > fleshlights because too lazy to prepare and clean up

>doesn't replicate a real pussy no matter what tightness or lube you use

Of course not, I already said that real pussy eclipses even the most perfect fleshlight

And here that one jackass is trying to act like fapping feels better than sex

>>27571547
>Your entire post is literally fapping > fleshlights because too lazy to prepare and clean up
Uh, yeah. Thanks for summarizing my post, I guess? Usually with the tone you're using, this would be where you refute my point and start talking about how fleshlights might actually be better than fapping, but instead you strawman me into saying fapping is better than sex.

If that was bait, it was delicious.

>>27571651
Dumbass learn to fucking follow threads
>>27570025
>>27570025
>>27570025

This guy says that fapping feels better than sex

>>27571651
And fleshlights are better because they are warm, wet, soft, and encompass your dick

Fapping is room temperature, hard, dry, and only covers part of your dick

>inb4 if you had fleshies why do you want sex so bad

Because fleshlights are synthetic shit, its fake, its not real, they cannot compare to the glory that is bareback pussy

Bareback pussy is gonna make fleshlights look like fapping with sandpaper

>>27541759
Are you jelly?

>>27541185
you know, by being fucking real for one thing and just because you're shit at talking to them doesn't mean they're worse then ponies. the problem is you.

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>>27541185
they can't

>>27572750
>problem is you

Look nigger I know all about how women are, they value confidence, independence, social status, and body language and words that show all of that

Doesn't change the fact that they are shit for wanting all of that instead of just liking you for you

>oh hurdur it doesn't matter who you are as a person act like an obnoxious dude bro faggot and don't forget to go to the gym all the time and wear certain clothes and have certain hair or else your sub human

I do all of that and it doesn't change that they are the problem

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>it's a /r9k/ episode

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>>27541507
>>27542917

The only places in the Bible it says it's a sin to lay with a beast are Deuteronomy and Leviticus, which are both complete forgeries written by Hilkiah and enforced by King Josiah. Not the true word of God, if there ever was such a thing.

>>27541185
they can't

>>27569955
Actually sex without a condom feels way better than fapping, but who wants to take that risk? not worth the paranoia, get a warm lubed fleshlight and that feels fairly close to the inside of a vagina with no condom

>>27571512
That's cause you've choked your dick so hard, it's insensitive now.

>>27573742
>get a warm lubed fleshlight and that feels fairly close to the inside of a vagina with no condom
I have several questions
And not in the sarcastic meme way either


Which type of fleshlight are you talking about since you must be talking from experience
How close would you say it is percentage wise, 70%, 80%, etc just estimate

>>27541185
they can't

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>>27541185
They can't

>>27541185
The world may know

>>27573800
That never stops being hot.

>>27573755
Not him but I have a Mary and a Sugarstar from bad dragon and they're very close to the real thing when you warm them up. I just ordered a Rowan too so I'll be able to compare that one too in a few weeks.

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BIG
EQUINE
RUMP

>this thread is 3 days old

what the- they can't

>>27541185
Human women can't lay purple eggs so seductively as Twiggy, so the answer is easy: they can't.

>>27541185
they can't

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>>27570025
>>27570025
Capped that for you

>>27574451
This is true, but them bells and whistles are pretty nice. Tits, pussy, ass, maybe dick if you're into that. It's nicer than just your hand, even if the actual stimulation isn't as good.

Human women have the advantage of being real on thief side.

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>>27574451
Why would you cap some shit where he is trying to

just
why

I'm so fucking sick, of all these people, who get laid, and don't even appreciate it
There are people out there who dedicate their every waking day to doing everything possible to pulling it off, they transform their bodies, they overhaul their fashion, they horde psychology and sociology knowledge to learn how to make people like them, and then there are people like you two who go "oh lol sex is no biggy fappings better anyways"

>>27574461
I can definitely agree. Sex on any spectrum is nice, but those who flaunt it to a elitist degree can go fuck themselves literally.

>>27574463
But you can't have sex with them anyway

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>>27541759
m'lady

>>27541185
They can't.

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>>27573685

>it isn't all fairy tales from an oral tradition of desert dweller myths.

Besides, most Christian cults don't exactly have anything regarding xenos. For that, you need this guy.

>>27570025

Part of the actual enjoyment of sex is that irregular feedback can actually cause more pleasure than a closed cycle of stimulus-response.

That is, while fapping is generally more reliably stimulating, good sex will result in a bigger dose of happy in part because your body can't predict it as well.

>>27573278
after the visit of the friendship van

>>27541759
Roasty Gettin Toasty!

>>27574676
FOH DA EMPERAH!

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>>27574698

All of that is because it is with another person.

That's the good part of sex.

Unfortunately it's also the bad part.

>>27573785
I'd say 70-90% with starting with the wonderwave and moving up, the stamina unit is supposed to be extremely intense and supposed to train you to go for hour or more at a time with real sex cause it's so stimulating, of course if you're desensitized from dry hard fapping you'll have to give yourself a break and maybe wear smooth boxes like silk or satin or something.

You can touch human women

>>27575097
How many fleshlights have you used?

I've used loads

Even got an STU
Is the STU supposed to be super close to real sex or something?

>>27541185
Here's how

https://youtu.be/59wJrWrdd0M

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>>27575318
>implying

>>27541185
they can't

>>27550368
I've already came like 4 times to this image. Thank you so much.

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>>27574698
It's almost like I said that myself in my explanation of why fapping was only physically more pleasurable.

>>27574451
Thanks but I already capped it myself for later use.

>>27575401
Although in hindsight, I regret capping it because of that first-sentence word choice. Oh well. Anyone who can't pick up on the error in context can't read, anyway.

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Fuck yeah ponies are so tucking sexy I would like to ride one and never stop fuck yeah.

>>27575454

Applejack for ants.

>>27545219
Now my penis get flacid, thanks

I don't know where me porn is HOLD UP

>>27575536
>MODS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27575319
The STU is supposed to be more intense sensation wise with all the nubs than a real vagina, they're overstimulating you so you can last longer with a real woman, not trying to actually replicate one,

>>27575325
>Removed

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>>27573685
If God didn't want gays why are there so fucking many of them, and why is the male g-spot in his ass?

Likewise, if God didn't want us to fuck horses, why is horse pussy so fucking superior? Why are horses so perfect? Why was MLP made?

tl;dr God clearly wants us to fuck horses.

>>27576416
>reasoning someone out of something they didn't erason themselves into
at least your gif offset your cancer

>>27574676
If you read the actual thing you would've found stuff like "conquer the degenerates" and "throw out the foreigners by force if they don't keep your laws" and shit. What about the saying about fighting against "higher principalities"? Alliums and magick, you fuck.
I don't know what's worse: intellectually dihonest atheists, or larp-pagans.

>>27573685
This has been proven to be wrong by graphoanalysis, and in the unremarkable case of being not false, it fits with the rest of the preceding and subsequently written texts.

>>27576416
Everything not heterosexual and "cis" is fucking rare as hell, less than 5% of the world's poplation, and bringing up numbers is a logical fallaxy - "everyone does that / we're more than you etc."
On the horse part: :^)

>>27541185
I like anthro.

>>27576643
W E W
E
W

D
A
L A D

>>27541185
they can't

>>27576643
WEW
EWE
WEW

IWTCITS

Attention, everyone: this is your periodic reminder that:

>>27541185

they can't

>>27576643

I like ponies
I like anthro
Anthro ponies are absolutely_disgusting.jpg fampai

>>27577099
I find pone anthro a bit cute, not when they have fur tufts everywhere though.

>>27541185
said the man who will never get either

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>>27577407

>>27577573
Not sure what's worse: Earning fedora-related ridicule or dishing it out. It's like the arrow-in-the-knee of insults.

>>27576643
I like anthro.

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>>27576643
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27577573
damn, that must have really bothered you

>>27578485
reddit frog